/sino/

ching chong

I vote for this one because I hate Canadians.

>>78366407
are these two girls or a boy and a girl?

4 /sino/ threads hehe

>>78366462
two boys

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It has begun.

>>78366463
dumb fucks cant read
i said was going to make a new thread
>>78366437

fuckton of links in my thread

>>78366496

Of course we'll protect our ally, we made a pact

my pc so slow

>>78366495

what

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how I can get in contact with this HK traditional medicine store?

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>>78366467
I srsly need a cute Chinese boyfriend

>>78366529
Which /Sino/ thread will prevail?

>>78366537

peru?

>>78366539
Only if you're an asian girl. AMAF only

>>78366540
this one
>>78366437
>>78366437
>>78366437

>>78366570
there are no girls on the internet. check rule #16 again.

>IMF warns China over 'dangerous' growth in debt

stop borrowing

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>>78366570
There were plenty of cute gay twinks in 西門町, thought there would be some here as well.

new links thanks to Portugal-Chinese friendship:

http://www.yellowbridge.com
https://www.mdbg.net/
http://fasttrackchinese.org/
http://www.mandarintools.com/
https://www.education.com/worksheets/chinese/
http://www.chinaeducenter.com/
http://english.cntv.cn/learnchinese/
http://www.imandarinpod.com
http://www.freechineselessons.com/
http://www.learnchineseez.com/
http://dictionary.pinpinchinese.com
http://www.visualmandarin.com
http://www.semanda.com/
https://www.purpleculture.net/chinese-practice-sheet/
http://www.strokeorder.info

>>78366517
Wut.

>>78366496
Yeah, Tasi knows what declaring independence would really mean for Taiwan. I guess she wants to build some kind of coalition with the US that requires them to intervene if they are attacked. Maybe that's possible to craft somehow. But I've never read a convincing a strategy for how Taiwan is supposed to achieve independence. Just a lot of whining about the CCP and people using them as a smokescreens for racism against the Chinese.
To be fair, I don't think "just wait" is a real strategy either. It's not what China is doing either as Panama shows imo.

reposting cause it's so good

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>tfw no gf

>>78366649
Taiwan Relations Act

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About to do some ecstasy

>>78366715
>Taiwan Relations Act
The part that required US to defend them was eliminated by Carter.

>tfw no bf

What's the most underrated city in China?

>>78366789
Beijing

>>78366768
wow fuck that guy

>>78366789
ningbo

>>78366801
I bet he was a Democrat

>>78366805
reported
fuck you
go shitpost on jewpan threads

>>78366794
Why would you make a reply like this? You're not someone I can trust.

How come Macau doesn't complain nonstop unlike Hong Kong?

>>78366407
AMAF is aesthetically the most pleasing pairing. Same with WMWF and BMBF. Fuck race mixing.

>>78366910
Huang bang chiang dang hong kang!

>>78366954
I don't know.

>>78366407

This gook looks like such a fucking faggot

If you're gonna promote asian males then at least lost masculine, don't do the kpop-esque faggot shit

>>78367025
I forgive you.

>>78367114
he's cute, kys

>>78367114
"Masculine" asian males look so stupid. Every time I see one I can't not think about how inferior they are to other men... asian guys need to stick to their sissy look niche

Do you support JMCF (Japanese male Chinese female)?

>>78366570
Tfw you're in a bmaf relationship. Who will continue the Asian race?

>>78367764
I know a thousand people with this pairing. I just expect everyone with a Japanese last name to be somewhat Chinese desu.

>>78367856
What the fuck is happening I don't even type the word desu but it's somehow there this happened like three times help me

>>78367856
>Japanese last name to be somewhat Chinese desu.

You are very ignorant

>>78367875
t b h

desu

>>78367875
Newfag

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The title is edited. The subtitles are not...

Bao bing hao dong hang chiang zen fang

>>78367826
No niggers allowed

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Can you chinks keep up with my mental prowess?

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He's CIA, right?

>>78370146

Shart

>>78366407
so do chinese singers detone words?

Why the fuck are there three threads

>>78370414
There were three people who wanted to create the new /Sino/ thread....duh

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>>78370548
/cum/-Tier retardation

>>78366517
How can you be "allies" with a "country" that you do not even recognize ?

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i wanna fuck

>>78371023
>shadman

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LMFAO

>>78366956
Macau is tiny and doesn't have nearly as much sway with the international community as HK. They have one thing going for them and it's gambling.

>>78370146
He's Falun Gong puppet. Bunch of crazy cultists.

>>78368247
He can't even get a regular girlfriend, he's gotta get a GOOK hahahaha

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I love Kingdom. Thank you for your great history!

>>78372558
which in turn was backed by think tanks/NGOs which are backed by CIA

Ask white man who only fucks Chinese girls anything

>>78372677
Why do kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?

So tired today, fuggggg

>>78372677
White pig loser

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>>78372677
How many venereal diseases do you have?

>>78368247
His boyfriend is kinda cute though

>>78372746
It's tasty :)

>>78374546
are you're gf's feet tasty

>>78375389
Oh you bet
Maybe it's the Abo genes because hers can actually develop a cute lil smelly smell
Only ever had nonstinky chinky feet so far

Should I enroll in a 4 month Mandarin beginner in-person class course, or is it just as effective to learn from the sticky resources?

I plan on learning the language seriously

>>78367890
How? Tf it's just my experience and the people I'm surrounded by happen to racemix with Japanese. I'm aware of the history.

>>78368873
Who said I was blk?

>>78376081
>either or
If you really studied the language seriously you would use any resource disposal to you.

It's good to have some formal instruction in the beginning if you are inexperienced with language study in general and the supplement it with your own study routine.

>>78376081
if you can afford it, I'd recommend studying in Asia
I studied in Taiwan, best years of my life
also get to know someone that you can practice conversation with, it helps a lot

>>78375551
>Only ever had nonstinky chinky feet so far

But those are the best feet.

Anyone know any sources for Chinese food recipes?

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Why would this cute girl date an ugly Chinese guy and constantly talk about moving to Shenzhen to live with him?

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>>78378053

>>78377962
I have two Taiwanese cookbooks that I could scan.
One is Chinese cooking for beginners and the other one is all about seafood. Nice chinky recipes in there.
Might just be able to find them on one of those eBook sites anyway heh..

>>78376977
Not denying they're great but sometimes you want a little shniff you feel me

>>78378053
It's called love, the primary fuel for irrational decisions.

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>>78378092
<======= her Chinese boyfriend

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>>78378123
Cheers

>>78378053
>>78378092
>Pokeshit
>Weeb
>Asian dude fetish

every time

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>>78378318
peru? PERU!? you're off your meds again aren't you peru!? I TOLD you peru, you HAVE to take them peru, you get VERY unstable when you don't peru, in order to plan to chink the chinks and win cindy's heart your mind has to be in top shape peru, PLEASE take your meds peru

Peru?

>>78366407
i don't get it my country and our culture( specially k-pop and k-drama) saved chink men ass in western countries but why are chinks/asian men in us/canada/austrailia are still butthurt about us korean men? they should bow to us

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>>78378450
fuck meds
should I reveal my deepest secrets to the therapist?

Chinese supercarrier armada when?

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Do Chinese people like Rick and Morty?

How would they translate "I turned myself into a pickle Morty....I'M PICKLE RIIIIIICK" for the Chinese dub?

>>78382163
im pickre lick!

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Lads I'm considering moving to Shanghai (or at least trying it) should I? I currently work in an airline (ground staff) and maybe there's something for me there.
I've studied in Shanghai in 2014 for 4 months and it was top /comfy/ and also I think it's a good chance to leave Europe.

The problem would be convicing my gf, she is French and she really likes France , she's studying to become a teacher and I'm afraid that she will be reluctant over that, it's ok if she stays to finish her studies until she gets the CAPES, but how do I convince her to leave France as well? she will be teaching blacks and muslims more and more year after year and I just want to find a place where both of us can be safe.

>>78366956
Because Macau isn't filled with bunch of little upstart shits like Hong Kong.

>>78382915
It would be possible to convince her to move to Germany but China is a different universe.

>>78383131
Germany is her nemesis, she lives in an area where both WWI and WWII took place and there are a lot of monuments remembering those who died defending France against the Germans.

>>78372592
She's pretty though

>>78382915
Drop her and get a chinese gf when you're in Shanghai. If you take her there you'll wish you were single.

>>78384479
what makes you think that? I love my gf and I don't want to leave her

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Post sexually attractive, intelligent white girls

>>78383237
So?

>>78382915
drop the gf and move to shanghai

spend your days sniffing qt chink feet haha

>>78385414
I don't have yellow fever and if possible I want to look for an option that doesn't involve leaving my gf

>>78385704
Why the fuck would your gf want to move to Shanghai with you?
I'm sure if you show her the lovely rat cage apartments and crowded dirty streets she'll be all in right away

Also what would she do? Teach? Kek
Wasted degree

>>78385704
Problem with China is that westerners don't go to live in China. They go there to bang girls and make money. Chinese citizenship is pretty damn hard to get you're always a foreigner in China.

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Wait wait wait? So there's people that go to Shanghai to do things other than sexpatting while teaching English?

>>78385704
just go to hong kong for a weeks holiday dude

Job, status, wealth it doesn't matter
As a whitey you'll go insane living in China
Remember that Mercedes senior manager who had a public spergout and slandered Chinks over some unimportant bullshit
You can only make it so many years before you'll eventually snap

>>78387021
white man can only go for so long without having solid shits.

Chinese dramas are surprisingly good. Once you get over the cultural differences

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>>78382163
>woman writer

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>>78387884
Have you watched Hua Da Chu? Absolute comfy romcom without any shitty drama. The main heroine is so cute and the main couple start off already married.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxBTKSnHIks

YA AND DA GWANPAWENT IS LIFE SO DIFWENT AND DUH KIDS AH SO MAKE CRY

jesus christ you'd think he would teach her

>hahaha if i make fun about it maybe it won't eat away at my self esteem too quickly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKyWmMKSdds


whiteboy shook af

>>78390213
You want to sniff her soles after a long day of walking around the hot and humid Shenzhen heat, don't you footkraut

>>78390585
sure, if they're cute
but serp has yet to deliver

>>78382915
China isn't a refuge from you pussy europoors who are too afraid to do anything about immigration.

Hint: this is one of the reasons why the chinks are starting to resent white peepo. Stop trying flood Asia as refugees teaching Engrish for peanuts just to survive. It's fucking sad and pathetic. At least go to Russia or something

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>>78390213
I find it strange that you can be married to an English teacher and not have good English.

>>78390331

>chink boi made this song knowing it would evoke guaranteed butthurt & replied among expats and foreign countries
>his video is intentionally full of contradictions to create more confusion
>he knew the reactions would gain him attention in China and throughout the world
>now he's famous and getting record deals and millions of chinks are buying his song like it's the latest thing since sliced baozi on taobao

Is Fat Shady a literal musical GENIUS?

>>78390213
where the fuck is the picture of sasha in a bikini in the thumb nail

fucking clickbait scum

>>78390331
jokes on him because laowhy is JEWISH haha

get fucked you gangster chinky

>>78390934
well to be fair he teaches chink 'doctors' how to act like humans in western countries

and he had a motorcycle business in huizhou but i guess it failed since you never hear about it anymore

>>78391258
>jewish

proofs?

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>>78391332

>>78391405
he does have a jewy jew honker, but i'm pretty sure i've seen a video where he went back to new york and celebrated christmas with his family

and why would serpentza hang out with a jew when he's redpilled af

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i made this meme

>Uganda is worried about the number of Chinese men marrying their women

CHANG'D

https://qz.com/857156/uganda-is-worried-about-the-number-of-chinese-men-marrying-their-women/

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yesterday a whitelord and a mainlander talked to me during work.

>>78391786
wasn't that guy a paki?

>>78391826
does it matter to a chinese if the person is some brit paki or a pure bred anglo?

no, because his shoe still fits your face

>>78392346
different race for one.

mainlander here, ama

>>78392534
what do you think of my new meme?
>>78391786

i come here exclusively for the fake youtube video titles

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>>78391806
>mainlander
Unfortunate.

>>78392651
可愛

>>78392555
terrible

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>>78392681

>>78392707
would you like to explain why??

>>78392746
too many words

>>78392720
對我都看妹紅的H本打手槍

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>>78392825
真的? 你最喜歡的是哪個?

>>78392917
妖夢

>>78387021
That guy was hilarious. I was just thinking about that too, funny you brought it up.

Remember how he took a can of pepper spray and ran up and down the sidewalk assaulting random peds screaming, "I hate you chinks!" lolololol

>>78391786
sauce on the vid? what's going on there

>>78392534
can you help me create an 阿里旺旺 account?

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>>78392960
>not 輝夜 hate sex

>>78393039
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0f4_1336588229

>>78393007
i don't know man i have no connections in china and i've been in the us for the last 20 years
>>78393110
ditto

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>>78393140

>>78393128
>doesn't actually show the ass kicking

>>78393303
i think they all joined in kicking his ass and were too busy to keep filming

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>>78393140

godDAMNIT ZHANGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!11

>>78393140
>t. 21 years old

>>78393483
30*

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>>78392960
why do you call yourself cuckold?

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https://youtu.be/-qkgbYxiMk0

>>78393863
because i didn't pour all the money i have into bitcoin when it's 2012

>>78394204
So how much magic meme money do you have now?

>>78394204
I wish I had done that too

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>mfw had a job interview in China for a non-dancing monkey job
>I missed the interview
>they're not replying to me on wechat

>>78394278
about NTD 550k.

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>I "teach" science so I'm not a white monkey

>>78394449
wow can you give me some

>>78394460
science is just a money pot
learners are just filling the pot hope one day he/she hits the jackpot, it's all bullshit scam.

>>78394554
are there any taiwanese memes?

>>78394524
try begging on /biz/ it works sometimes

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>>78394588
prostitute meme on LINE

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time's running out for the sexpat in asia

>>78394679
>i have taiwanese id.

>>78394605
but i want your linkou coins

>>78394784
don't trace me mfw.

>>78394835
meet me at keelung night market, august 31.

>>78394646
I heard there's a lot of prostitutes in the area where I lived (正義北路 in 三重), and mafia as well... is that true?

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>>78394986
Sanchong is the true ghetto of New Taipei City.

That World Gym on Chongxin Rd is where the baddest of the bad train.

Sanchong is home to the notorious Scooter Boyz.

>>78395122
>Sanchong is the true ghetto of New Taipei City
suits an autist like me
>Scooter Boyz
the fuck is that?

>>78395277
kek

really have to wipe my phone memory clean should i ever visit the US

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>>78395277

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When will he be appointed President?

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>>78395277
Kek. Realistically I highly doubt they'd actually physically do anything, but they'd likely broadcast their findings on TV and ruin his life. Tomo News loves this shit.

>>78395277
if only, would love to see the footfags put in their place

Feet should be hidden from view (and smell) at all times with shoes, only acception is the shower and sleep (but you must still wear socks)

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>>78395909

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>>78395122

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you know that britflag might enjoy talking shit
but at the end of the day, who is the one kissing fuerdai asses as a salesman in a gucci store?

Never forget that he is literally cucked to rich Chinks as his main source of income.

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>>78396195
s-shut up

I'm not the same guy haha

>>78394986
bollocks

>>78396553
what about all the club stabbings/shootings

>Totally ban guns
>Mafia still get their hands on army issue assault rifles anyway

hmmmm

>>78396610
never seen assault rifle in mafia hands in my life,they may have pistols.

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>>78396553
>tfw I've been lied to

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>>78396553
Is it true that there are a lot of gay bars/cute sissy twinks in 西門町? Asking for a friend...

>>78397029
the area around red house is gay district

>>78366956
Even when compared to other cities in Canton, Macau is LITERALLY "Who: The City"

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>>78397161
>is there anything better than smelling sweaty cheesy salty chinky and other asian girl soles on a hot summer day?
hardly

>>78397029
>>78397227
reminds me of my italian classmate, he often had gays hitting on him when we went to bars kek

>>78397161
>is there anything better than smelling sweaty cheesy salty chinky and other asian girl soles on a hot summer day?
I can think of a lot of things desu
t. not a foot fag

>>78397440
He's REALLY proud of his gook, isn't he?

He has her mug fucking everywhere.
Even on a literal mug.

What a weirdo.

>>78397374

sauce

>>78392852
chortled

>>78397526
https://www.instagram.com/p/BW6T8KFln4B

what VPN should I use for when I go to the 'guo
ExpressVPN?
Going to be splitting the cost of it with a mate

what happened to this general, it used to be tolerable

>>78397735
No one wants to learn Chinese

>>78397735
Blame the kraut

>>78397667
Don't ever say "'guo" again you reddit-reading cocksucking pleb

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>Hi dear,
>I'm Kathy Liu from SuperAchievers Schools. We are an international school that teaches 2-5 years old Chinese and foreign children. We have locations all over China. We saw your CV it looks very outstanding. We would like to know more about you. We can offer you the competitive salary and benefits. Since you are not in Shanghai, we would like to offer you the opportunity to have a Skype interview with us on August 20...

Why haven't you gone to China to train future doctors, anon?

>>78397667
I use ExpressVPN. It should be fine, but you should have a backup just in case.

>>78397667

I'm pretty sure CHINARRR is getting rid of and blocking all VPNs come February

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>>78376081
In my opinion, you can get much more out of an in-person class than any virtual, online resources. Online stuff can be really good supplements, but nothing beats person to person, face to face interaction. A good teacher who is there in front of you who you can ask questions and dialogue with is much more helpful than any media file on a website. Been learning Chinese for six years.

>>78397875

>hi dear

Kek, gets me every time.

Why are chinks so desperate to fill these shitty kiddy teaching positions, but then fire you if you're not dancing monkey enough

>>78382915
Shanghai has that French concession, lol. How could she notice the difference? Shanghai is Westernized as fuck.

>>78398018
>Shanghai is Westernized as fuck.
yeah but it's full of Chinks

>>78398018
>>78398132

>prozzie the homo made a video about Shanghai not truly being china
>chinks got so enraged they downvoted his video and left hundreds of threatening comments

kekkers

>>78398132
Why you got to be such a hater? Don't you have anything better to do? Like not let your country get overrun by T*rks.

>>78398381
Eh Turkish migrants aren't coming in big numbers anymore
They have kind of leveled out

Still won't ever become assimilated tho I guess

Also what's wrong with my statement?
Shanghai is full of chinks. makes sense as Shanghai is in chinkland

>>78398732
arent 3rd generation turks are somewhat integrated though?

sexpats reacting to "fuck foreigners"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKyWmMKSdds

>>78399056
Somewhat
But they can't speak proper German without an accent despite being born and raised here nor do they consider themselves German at all
They're 10000% ottoman warriors and being German means you're not a tough foreigner (who was born and raised in Germany) but you're a gay German potato
I think you call those almanci

There are of course exceptions and well assimilated ones do exist, have a friend who's married to a Turk and the only Turkish thing about his wife's family is that her mom makes baklava

>>78399009

she has an aging herp derp nong granny face there

>>78399278
ahh yes the famous almancıs lol. i thought only 1st and 2nd generations were almancı though, didnt know 3rd generation had the same issue as well. your friend found some already westernized turk girl desu. i really dont want to marry a turk although i dont know how its going to be possible, in turkey when you marry a regular turkish girl with regular turkish family doctrine, you literally marry girl's family as well.

>>78399417
yes. i would bang her anyways

>>78399603

would you suck a fart out of her asshole?

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>>78399746
yes

>Tones

Worst chinese invention ever?

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Finland is gay

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>>78402098

peru? what are you doing peru? how are you today peru? what's on your mind peru? are you reading kindle peru? did you get some sleep?

peru?

>>78402130
a few hours ago I did a new HIV test,

Why do Chinese hate foreigners so much?

>>78402426
they don't integrate very well

>>78402426
ever been into china seu buceta?

>>78402426
They don't. It's the other way around.

>>78397735
I don't know. Now it's another worthless sexpat hangout.

>>78398015
The only guy I know who got fired from teaching was an alcoholic who regular went to work drunk until he droped a five year old girl on her head. I'm positive he's now somewhere online crying about being a "dancing monkey".

>>78397943
>CHINARRR
Why did you write it like this?

>>78402790
no you retard

>>78402848
Let's see how long this thread goes before someone posts about sex with a chinese girl.

Why don't chinese girls want sex with me

Is anyone here learning something besides Mandarin/Cantonese? I'm mystified by the resources for Hokkien, Wu, and Uyghur in the pastebin.

>>78402813
I've been fired from like 3 different jobs for "not being energetic or active enough" back when I tried my hand at English 'teaching' when I was in China lol

I can't imagine how many people go to china happy they've found a job and then get fired 2 weeks later for not being a fucking monkey. That's exactly what happened to me a few years ago. If I didn't have any money or family I would have been fucked.

>>78402940
The Wu and Uyghur resources were mostly compiled by me. I studied a bit of Shanghainese when I lived in Shanghai, and in Shanghai I also had an Uyghur kebab-making acquaintance so I was studying a bit of Uyghur a while back

>>78366957
AMAF >>>>> AMWF >> WMWF > BMBF > all

>>78376140
no race traitors allowed

>>78367764
I know KMCF

>>78378123
her boyfriend isn't ugly though

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CHINAR NUMBAH ONE

>>78402918
not white enough

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Thinking about going to the casino later this weekend...

Am I ready??

I don't want to brag, but I'm actually really impressed at my super fucking intelligence and ability to be superior at games.

Can't wait till you all get on my lvl so I can have some real competition.

My intelligence is so vast that it frightens me sometimes....

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>>78404133
Except I'm not? lol

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>>78404149
do you want to become 賭神?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hkzbkk5Huo

>>78402857
I'll have sex with my aboriginal gf in two weeks

>>78402843
Because he HATES china and Chinese """people""" because Chinese people like mao but Mao was a really stupid and smelly person who didn't know how to use a toothbrush

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>>78404279
>do you want to become 賭神
well, I sure as hell don't want to become a ploppy

>>78404279

peru?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb-U-viYN58

Puru, I just started an Amazon FBA business, what is the latest hot product Puru?

What are people buying today Puru?

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traditional chinese vampire sluts

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>>78405106

amazon is over saturated. you need insider info on the latest hottest products and sell them before anyone else does, then hope they actually fuckin sell and don't end up getting stuck in a warehouse collecting dust

you're gonna fail

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>tfw want to profit-share with the German anon some of my scam money but he's too scared to take my money

lulz

>>78403994
>>78404149
>card counting
sorry I'm not autistic

>>78405371
they are more like zombies

>>78405496
Let's discuss details in person
Meet me at Hayashi department store in Tainan on September 11th at 9:11am

What is the distinction between 米 and 饭?

>>78406095
one means rice, the other means rice too

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>>78406095
You can use 饭 generically simply to mean food. Like 吃饭 doesn't mean eat rice, it means eat food, any food. You cannot use 米 in this way, it only refers to rice specifically, and does not have any broader meaning. You can't say 吃米. If you want to say "eat rice", than you have to use the disyllabic word for "rice" which is 米饭, ergo 吃米饭 means specifically eating rice.

>>78406095
饭 means cooked rice and in broader terms meal

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>>78404309
Being slightly racist all the time. Good idea? Find out next time on reddit.

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Time for Taiwan

>>78403571
>AMWF
doesn't exist

>>78408305
Don't trigger the AMWF spammer

>>78406814
>You can't say 吃米. If you want to say "eat rice", than you have to use the disyllabic word for "rice" which is 米饭, ergo 吃米饭 means specifically eating rice.
What situations can you use 米 on its own in?

>>78409035
>Used in combination to describe other related items:
大米
小米
粟米
玉米
米酒
米粉

>Also by it self it means meter, which is a phonetic translation:
https://zh.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E7%B1%B3_(%E5%8D%95%E4%BD%8D)

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>>78408305

>>78408166
touch your heart

>>78409532
it sure did

>tfw came across a taiwanese/swedish couple on youtube
>show one of their videos to a taiwanese grill I talk to
>she said she already knew of this channel and regularly watch their videos
really makes me think

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>Alright students today's lesson will be about human anatomy and we're gonna start with the feet! Xiaomei, Qitong and Lihua please come to the front and take off your shoes so I can show you all the different parts that make a human foot so special!

Wow maybe ESL life isn't so bad after all

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>tfw no dangerous 媽媽

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So have you guys been to China?

>>78410879
>V V
What did she mean by this?

Is Fan bingbing plastic cyborg? I hope she isn't

>>78409478

all those variations of "flied lice"

>>78411557
t. Alberto Barbossa

giv c gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAXbaXbdkEY

is he our guy?

cant believe fan bingbing is considered most attractive women in china. I regularly see more attractive chinks on campus.

Any experience with the hundred year old textbooks that /lang/ recommends? I assume they're no good by now, but is there anything out there with similar pacing?

>don't understand a sentence
>Copy it to my Chinese friend
>He inserts a bunch of words into the sentence
>Now understand sentence
>Ask why the sentence was missing words
>"That's just how we talk"

Jesus Christ so they just expect you to magically know the missing words?

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I'm beginning to think even Chinese people don't know how 了 is used.

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>>78411726
This is the standard of beauty there.

>>78412135
Native speakers aren't all teachers

>>78413132
Korea was a mistake

>>78402940
nothing wrong with a little multiculturalism

>>78411726
>fan bingbing

lol what kind of name is that

中国反对种族主义
http://www.thedailybeast.com/the-daily-stormer-shafted-by-wang

>>78414856
>.wang

topkek

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thoughts?

Peru how do you feel about starwars products Peru?

I think starwars will be popular toys at Christmas Peru. Im looking on alibaba right now Peru.

>>78411592
we wuz niggas

>>78416753
starwars toys are patented
you will need a license to sell those, especially in europe

>>78416753
>>>/g/61939054

>>78417029
Just don't call them starwars call them laser sabers or something

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Just had another 2-hour chinese conversation with this taiwanese girl, she really knows how to cheer me up. Feel like a new person now :3

>>78417566

why do those autists have a general for buying chink crap?

>>78418590
Because lots of people buy them and people want recommendations.

New thread:
>>78419113
>>78419113
>>78419113