Follow Lei Feng's good example edition
>>78346008
well then fukap you miserable wanker
done 4 wanks in the past 14 hours
Need a ssky presenter wife atm
any based white man in
>>78346014
PPSH so aesthetic
so cheap to produce
so quick RPM
best gun
*enters the thread*
love that fat cat that gets posted here
you should follow lei fengs example of being dead by 22 due to malnutrition x
give me some good 60s british tunes please
not racist but I'm sick and tired of this chinks and gooks taking over /brit/, simple as.
where is the mexifart
Follow Otoya Yamaguchi's good example edition
Wild Thoughts is an unironic banger
>>78346077
>due to malnutrition
erm sweetie? It was a work accident, and besides food was plentiful during the great leap forward xxx
>>78346032
nah dont wanna do that
>78346057
He's obscenely good looking
Fuck women. I just want to look like miro
3/10 song 10/10 girl
Why has everything turned to shit /brit/?
>Music is generic, autotuned garbage
>Football is all about twitter, haircuts and dabbing. Long gone are the days when Beckham was a bit of an eccentric. Now literally every fucker in the game behaves like a child. It's now got to the extent where it's a fucking novelty to have a player who is down to earth and plays for the love of the game/fans/club.
>Players now choose what club they like best rather than being fucking told what they like by their managers who used to run the fucking club
>£200 million transfers and every 3rd club is owned by Chinese or Middle Eastern "investors"
>Every 2 months there's a "new" Marvel movie which cost 500 billion in special effects and earns 10000 billion from the box office. What happened to Goodfellas, Pulp Fiction, Good Will Hunting, Fight Club etc.?
>We live in a world where 50% of "men" go to the gym, tweeze their monobrows and apply fake tan because "men" are spineless cunts who are desperate for female attention and this has caused a shift in the balance of power.
>"Men" in their 20s using things like Snapchat and Instagram as if they are 13 year old girls, I'm beyond embarrassed for our gender.
>Donald Trump, a reality TV star, is President of the United States, no, not like Arnie, he's actually President.
>He's on the brink of starting a nuclear war
>We've just voted to ignore every top expert in the world destroy our economy because of blind prejudice
Remember the 90s lads?
Remember when men were men, when Blair gave us some hope. When things were on the up. When we had the Stone Roses, Oasis, Blur and Radiohead.
Where did it all go so wrong?
got ban at the house so I gota post at work. fuck the janny
>>78346123
hello nigger
>>78346138
nary a pixel of this great green wall of words entered my visage
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mngtcfcaVrI
applications for a job I want closed 4 days ago
>still no email or phone call
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the Wu Tang Clan. The lyricism is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the wordplay will go over a typical listeners head. There's also ODB's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these lyrics, to realise that they're not just melancholic- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike the Wu Tang Clan truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the profound reality in Method mans existential catchphrase "Cash rules everything around me" which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons.
I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as GZA's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
>>78346113
>Dominican Republic
>"hello nigger"
>be rick
>turn myself into a pickle
>be pickle rick
>>78346200
>just talk to her
>>78346180
those who can't jump far enough are left behind
such is life
the great leap cleansed china from weakness
everything is shit and no one realizes this because robots from the future are putting out a brainwave that keeps most people seeing a false reality
>when your mate starts talking about shite that they don't fucking understand
Mate sat there and told me he reckons Mayweather would easily beat Tyson in a boxing match and I looked at him like he had two heads. I soon found out he thought Mayweather was a fucking heavyweight and that he thought Tyson just stood there and threw big punches and was slow. Then he had the fucking gall to say "mate i hate arguing with you because you always have to be right"
Fucking hate people.
just got off the phone with my isp and they said the internet will be 4-5x faster at my new house lads
moving in this weekend
>>78346237
robots from the future is a funny name for jews
Heard an oul doll with the most charming Welsh highlands accent on the bus today and helped her with her bags
>>78346192
is that a haitian
>>78346246
fascinating
*pretends to see Gaz behind you and walks past you*
>>78346222
how do you even have internet
>>78346222
No seriously if you just talk to them you'll find one desperate enough to fuck you eventually.
However depending on how you look you might have to talk to a lot of them and deal with a lot of rejection without getting depressed.
It sounds shite, it is shite but it's real
>>78346292
Because it's 2017.
>>78346292
was about to ask you the same thing haha
dumb apefrican posting stupid pics of women like a cuck
>>78346330
>apefrican
>ethiopian
umm no sweetie
>>78346318
How come Ethiopians look like black white people
wonder if any ISIS fighters will go to heaven
>made it back from driving lesson
>Stalled on a roundabout
want automatic
>>78346349
How come Irish people are litchrully all byors?
>>78346138
Didnt read but im just here to tell you you're a faggot
>the qt from uni texted me unprompted at 9am today and we've been chatting for the past 7 hours straight
/gf2017/ here I come, where's firmino when you need him?
>>78346373
Someone has yet to create the Einsteinium Dunce Cap
>>78346390
because we are munya beaurs and feins xoxo
>>78346318
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_number_of_Internet_users
>ethiopia
>11.60%
centrists get the bullet too
>>78346318
Do you live in the Ethiopian highlands with some peasant terrorist community or in a gated community?
>>78346346
>ethiopians are caucasian
do you really think an ethiopian would pass as a local in the caucasus, you bloody twat
>>78346450
I stay with my dad here. Quit my job this spring. Usually live in nyc
>>78346373
how do you stall when you dont need to stop?
>>78346441
prefer out and out communists to centrists tbqh
>>78346477
What did you work as? you rich?
>>78346466
>do you really think an ethiopian would pass as a local in the caucasus
that's clearly not what I said
>>78346509
Strat con. Not rich personally.
>>78346076
This one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_L2vJEb6lVE
>>78346535
yeah
>>78346529
Is your da rich?
>>78346403
Getting traded to Barcelona
>>78346561
thoughts on statutory rape, lads?
>>78346589
what those leftists did in Charlotte?
>>78346579
how does a cat get this fat
Thoughts on a cheeky gram of coke of a saturday night to enjoy the fruits of wageslavery and be temporarily blissful?
>>78346574
Material wealth is ultimately denominated in the real wealth it is meant to purchase
One irish slag is worth billions in afro wealth
Gamble away dot Co dot UK
When the fun stops, stop
I'm off to acquire some green lads
Lads why didnt Argentina ever give weaponry or funding to the IRA
puzzling
>>78346689
cheeky
whats the plan when you smoke your zoot la
ethiopians are niggers, they don't have any european admixture, they're primitives, ooba boogas, monkeys, neanderthals, savages, and above all, poor as shit
>>78346627
>>78346703
because their government collapsed after the disastrous war and people were happy about it?
doesn't gibraltar have designated assault apes as well
REALLY want to bash aishas gash
>>78346728
is this how sopa de macaco is made
>>78346716
yet to decide, it's quite nice today so think I'll sit in the park for a bit>>78346728
how hard is it to be selected as a local councillor
NEED an easy job
>>78346718
Agreed. So why waste your time on me?
Everyone ITT will tell you I'm not a self-aggrandizing ethnic. Just shitpost and have a good time, mi amigo
african and middle eastern immigrants are a waste of space, they offer nothing to the world
reply if you agree
>>78346767
how tall are you
>>78346728
Jaimie, can you pull that up? those things will tear you to shreds
Pick one
>>78346752
did not mean to quote that at the end haha
>>78346791
6' why?
>>78346802
I'll take one Dr. Cunt ribbon please
>>78346802
I love elephant
>>78346802
fattie dick resonates with me
>tfw you realise Rose on Doctor Who was a coalburner chav
>>78346802
dr cunt or i am a cunt
>>78346817
so you're not short. just wear a hat all the time and you'll be fine.
How does one "get laid"
>>78346014
Proud finnish man holding suomi-kp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSgWRS8R58g
>>78346170
I wouldn't worry just yet mate, I had an interview offer the other day for a job I applied for over a month ago
>>78346913
shower and be yourself
>>78346915
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6KEHhYPCAs
>>78346740
shoulders like a loosehead prop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkdqImxepv0
opinions?
>>78346869
Idgaf about women. Not too tall an order for me to pull a decent looking girl. I'm a mentally ill obsessive
>>78346981
Has a doctor actually diagnosed you?
>tfw not smart enough to do witty posts on /brit/
>>78346963
Get a job
I'm 6'2'' but thinking about wearing lifts for the dominance factor
poo
wank
>>78346996
pooey bum shitter
+1 to the mongolian
>>78346994
Not a male psych.
Simon Nessman
might go for a quickie with the bf
>>78347164
what's a girl doing on the 'chon 0.0
pirate scumbags
Too fackin' right mate
Name one positive thing Islam has contributed to the world in the last 500 years.
Name one major violent conflict happening right now on planet earth that would still be happening if there were no Muslims.
You literally cannot. There is NOTHING positive to be gained from Islam, only negative. You'd have to literally be retarded not to see it. LITERALLY mentally deficient.
>>78347332
Progress
>>78347221
>>78347267
pirate scumbags
>>78347341
good, everyone should hate christians, britain and whites
>>78347350
curry
*sips pint*
>>78347341
*tries to agree but my pint goes down my windpipe and I start choking until there are tears in my eyes*
>>78346076
here some new pics
Someone's done a documentary on Lisicki
only romance speaking europeans are white, northern europeans are just evolved albinos
>>78347332
loved Castle Wars
>>78347381
Indian. You have hindus to thank for that. Pakistan food is disgusting. To behonest, so is Indian, only when fusioned with western taste as in British indian food is it nice.
Hate muslamics
*downs pint*
>>78347366
hi abdul
don't care
i literally drink my pints more aggressively when i see a muslim
hate whites
>only northern europeans that had a large empire are the ones who were colonized by latin europeans
>>78347478
i might be a kot lover lads
>>78347491
what the fuck are you babbling on about
jog on you mug
>>78347417
is she okay
>>78347478
>>78347447
>>78347417
he seems like a fun cat
>>78347485
>>78347484
star gargling it, swilling it around your mouth, making loud noises depicting great satisfaction, following it up with "I SURE DO LOVE ALCOHOL"
hope so.
>>78347478
fat shit
lose some weight
>>78347520
grim century we live in...
*downs pint*
American women have the most disgusting voices
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-n4lvh_NZDw
>>78346802
I'll have one "child traffiker" and one "Ladyboy gape me" please mate
>>78347507
brits and the dutch are the only ones who had a significant overseas empire because of they were colonized by romance ppl
>>78347468
shortly after this was taken she was told to stop resisting and shot 27 times in the central mass
whats the left-wing response to the growing numbers of radical, intolerant and often violent muslims in this country?
>>78347520
realistically how long does this meal last before he gets hungry again? He basically ate his body weight
basically northern european success is largely due to influence from roman speaking europe
>>78347575
resisting being killed by a terrorist is racist
i cum in pies
t. buzz lightyear
>Match with 5 yank broads on tinder in a swiping sesh
>Send them all a 'Good morning, how's it going?'
>None of them reply
Dafuq is this shit lads, I just want to meet people and possibly bang them
>>78347569
yank tier banter
FOY off
>>78347609
dumb amerimonkey
>>78347564
>>78347590
brits were colonized by germanic normans, not romance people you mong
>>78347580
black fish kill for a greater purpose than hunger, the thrill of the hunt and acheiveing sea dominance by race-mixing and/or mass killings is their purpose
t. fish scientist
>>78347575
dont think they have an answer. they dont seem to have many answers for anything. just insults and finger pointing.
>>78347590
PHAHAHAHAHAHA
wanna live somewhere like this lads
>>78347575
"There are white assholes too ;>)"
The Sweden Democrats (Swedish UKIP) organised a gay pride march in a predominantly muslim area and the left opposed it because it might offend the muslims.
I admire muslims. They've cucked left-wing whites into defending everything they're supposed to disagree with merely by having slightly darker skin. I'm jelly tbqh.
It's like us getting Malcolm X to dehumanise blacks and praise the white man. How do the muslims do it?
>>78347611
think you should calm down and stop obsessing over yanks
>>78347626
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_conquest_of_Britain
bloody twat
>>78347559
>American women
How did the Aryan woman become so corrupted, so debased, so taken by the dark powers of narcissism and vanity?
>>78347663
dont think the muslims have done anything. the lefties have done all this themselves.
It's genuinly upsetting that we have no culture of our own and we had to import it from elsewhere.
>>78347559
Gonna dangle my member and scrote.
>>78347683
fuck off you pickle rick spastic
>>78347683
FOY off
>>78347736
we used to mate, we used to
>>78347663
we did it ourselves. they played no part really. we've just become so blindly compassionate and sheltered because of such a long era of peace, coupled with media bias and government pushed diversity.
Muslims would never be capable of masterminding something so intricate. Their game plan consists squirting out as many babies as they can in the hope some day they outnumber everyone before everyone decides to nuke them
>>78347663
how do the (((muslims))) do it?
dunno m8 it's a wonder
>>78347736
what absolute twaddle
Runts are in need of culling
>>78347559
*runs headlong into the crush with arms flailing*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>78347748
>>78347753
if you dislike yanks so much, why do you keep appropriating them? reckon you have a yank fetish
>>78347770
think of all that delicious pork
mmmmmmmm
>>78347559
NEED them to use a megaphone and crush my bollocks with their sound waves
>>78347770
*bangs on the table and stamps feet*
RUNT HUNT
RUNT HUNT
RUNT HUNT
RUNT HUNT
RUNT HUNT
>>78347794
fucking DELETE this, mate.
>>78347794
is boar meat considered pork?
>>78347770
>when the communist revolution goes after the capitalist piggies
the haram gf
wanking a poo lads
very important news lads
pork will be banned in the UK by 2050
make the most of it
>>78347856
no it won't
WILL heem the next yank
>>78347849
(((news)))
>>78347865
but its offensive to muslims so should be banned. or are you racist?
>>78347849
absolutely fucking dire. hope no one ITT actually pays a TV license
>>78347770
kek where is this from
>>78347875
*preemptively heems you instead*
*surreptitiously orders 10 packs of bacon*
>>78347893
>but its offensive to muslims
no it isn't
they just choose not to eat it
Holloe cheeks lads
>>78347906
nice b8 m8 i r8 it an 8.8
*hides my pigs under the floorboards*
*one of them oinks as the local sharia patrol comes over and they blast my floor with bullets*
>>78347902
cringe
wanked THREE times in THREE hours lads
>>78347900
last nights leftypol invasion
>>78347906
lol
>>78347906
fuck off racist
any chess man in?
>>78347906
i thought this too and then i realized that muslims will inevitably out-breed everyone else and then elect muslim leaders who will pass muslim laws
>>78347906
lmao
muslims are the most easily offended people in the universe, even moreso than feminists
>>78347906
RACIST
The reason they're renovating Big Ben is so they can put one of those call to prayer things in on Sad-dick Coon's orders, wake up people
>>78347830
more like
>Venezuela protests
yoo savage shit fr lmaooo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LcU2B-KdqQ
>>78347981
could mentally heem you in under 10 moves
mum deleted all me furry porn lads
>>78348001
>politics
boring cunt
*nonces you*
>>78347906
Even Muslims offend other Muslims.
>>78348001
hate to be a pedantic cunt but the misspelling of masturbate ruins the whole thing
>>78348001
these because unfunny incredibly quickly
driving instructor told me I have "risk-taking behaviour"
>Oh yeah? Take THIS risk!
*heems him*
Americans have officially lost their mind and I'm Africa it'll spread everywhere
>>78348040
quite a handsome guy
Do you think a non-white country will ever win the world cup lads?
>americans
What's his name again?
kino
>>78348071
"but elliot rodger killed people"
>>78348104
bender
>>78348106
bender
>>78348089
https://youtu.be/JgPBQKI9jVs
>>78348076
Spain only has 1 too?
for some reason i thought basically every european countries have more world cups than us. we always lose.
>>78348120
Rude, I was only asking a question.
78348161
not funny
>>78347962
>muslims will inevitably out-breed everyone else
no they won't
dumb neo-nazi
>>78348089
>Brit-runts
>>78348184
what is that?
>>78348205
how do you know?
>>78348184
>cardiac arrest
it was about to happen anyway
>>78348001
death to all infidels
>>78348205
it's already happened in london
still want Brexit
still like Trump
>>>/g/61918944
which one of you fairies posted this
>>78348230
Antifa getting its just desserts.
>>78348251
meant for
>>78348125
>>78348271
It looks like desserts. Specifically jelly.
>>78348232
because whites having less kids is a temporary trend
>>78348265
not really
the white people just earnt more money and moved out to a nicer neighbourhood that wasn't a 60s communist-esque shithole
HOL up
Sammy ... nigga you saying he got popped? Shieeeet nigga see at the crossroads
dumb amerimonkeys
The problem with women's skinny jeans for me is that my heel won't fit through the leg holes, too narrow
I'm just going to have to wear tapered fit though they're nowhere near as cool or cute
Also my sister is banging on at me to stop playing vidya all day and join the gym or do driving lessons
>Cat never saw either of her daughters again
wow, I'm sad now
found a second hand bookshop
when i was a kid i used to LIVE in places like these - i read 2 or 3 pulp scifi/fantasy books a day, and my parents even took me to a child psych because i spent too much time reading and not enough playing or socialising
the nostalgia and a vague sense of longing for those simple times hit me like a truck all at once, and i burst out crying right there in the door and had to run out of the shop and round a corner to sit on a bench and have a good cry
i want to be a kid again :c
>>78348310
literally copied my post you fucking rodent creature get some individuality nearly copied it word for word you absolute amoeba void of any creativity or originality
Trump Retweets Pic Of ‘Trump Train’ Running Over CNN Reporter Days After Heather Heyer Killed
To solve the long-term unemployment problem, we must modernise British industry, and become far more competitive, but in the short-term this will lead to even higher unemployment.
Now, I believe we can contain and even reduce this unemployment through a large-scale programme of road construction and public works.
>>78348313
how big are your feet?
>>78348333
Not a single pixel.
thread's in a dilly of a pickle right now
fix it! NOW!
>>78348359
I'm a size 7.5
brits once suffered a decisive defeat in a battle against spearchucking niggers haha
>>78348297
jelly's not a dessert
>>78348333
nay a pixel
>>78348342
Every word of that post was my own creation or partially inspired from previous /tv/ threads feel free to show your post which resembles that one you insecure faggot
>>78348381
absolute footlet
>>78348333
read the first five words and decided the rest of the post was worthless
NO MORE COMMUNIST EDITIONS
>>78348401
>>78348401
>>78348401
>>78348401
>>78348410
>220 posts early
fuck off
>>78348385
It is here. Dumb yank.
>>78348432
nice maths
>>78348302
>because whites having less kids is a temporary trend
i really don't think so
>>78348410
Bit early
>>78348432
don't go into neural networks, kid
Whites will be targeted for genocide very soon
>>78348403
Average for a woman
>>78348230
beached whale