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Business Idea: come up with an easier gimmick
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>>78255124
cute cat
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>>78255124
yay
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MOMMY
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When did you realize this country sucks?
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I don't even view Hispanics as humans
Looking at pictures of decapitated spics makes me happy.
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MISA~
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Second Civil War soon, brothers
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>>78256735
When I realized that it's 48 non white
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Who here /not-white/
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>>78256736
This but unironically, get the same feeling with Muslims too
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>>78256742
No.
Shut up, idiot.
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I MISS SINALOA ALREADY
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>>78256735
quite recently
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i don't have any friends
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It's time
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>>78256756
Me
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Since /OUR GUY/ was denied the presidency
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>>78256756
I am a siclian therefore not white
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>>78256735
today
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>>78256735
It doesn't
Learn to appreciate things

>>78256742
Doubt it but it'll be spicy if something dumb happens

>>78256770
You need a gf (male)
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farts are awful
think it's time to poo
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>>78256766
Why? the heat has been horrendous
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I'm an Asian supremacist
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i am 100% amerindian
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Who here /mixed/
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i am 100% conservative
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>>78256801
hahaha faggot
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>>78256801
what up
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>>78256782
Perhaps I should adjust the flags for this image...
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>>78256783
my 2D gf(s) are all I need
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i live in an indigenous community
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Girls (female) desu
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Feels good being one ethnic group
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>>78256818
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When someone says asian girl, I immediately assume she's cute.
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>>78256818
kek
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>>78256818
Make it you hanging and me as pepe and you got yourself a correct image.
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>>78256818
Put me in as the fag in the back pls

>>78256820
Uh no wrong

>>78256828
This
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>>78256838
This is why you are a failure
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>>78256818
hmm
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Only Western Europe is white,

Slavs are not white
Balkans are Turkish rapebabys
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>>78256838
average asian girl
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if you wanna have a latina gf

just show some girl this song and ill guarantee you she will fall in love with you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-Z-pzxiUAs
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I love everyone regardless of their race, religion, ethnicity, political views, income, gender/sex, age and posting abilities. We should all live in peace :D
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When someone says asian girl, I immediately assume she looks Asian (not cute).
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>what did he mean by this?
>what's his end game?
>who was in the wrong here?
>what the fuck was his problem?
which is your favourite?
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>>78256866
Alright Rodney King
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>>78256860
This
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I look down on everyone regardless of their race, religion, ethnicity, political views, income, gender/sex, age and posting abilities

im just better than anybody else
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I think all places should have their own distinct culture and people.
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>>78256873
What's his end game
>>78256860
All of Europe is white
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>Slavs are not white
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how can 3D even compete?
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how do i level smithing on uim mode in oldschool runescape?
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>>78256873
Shut up.
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ASIAN GIRLS EVERYWHERE

U C L A
C
L
A
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which version do you like better?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xApn6r6Olu8
or
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBwS66EBUcY
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>>78256901

but it's in california. Not worth
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>Dachau blues those poor Jews
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What's with the increase in autism tonight??
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>>78256893
>europe is white
nope.
They have been raped by the following:
Mongols
Moors
Turks
Huns
Arabs

meanwhile american whites stayed pure due to our isolation from the rest of the world
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>>78256894
Pretty sure you've said this to me several times, bud.
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>>78256894
They're not. If not for my filthy slav blood, I'd be butifel white man.
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>>78256897
buy ore from blast furnace shop
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>>78256869
This. Could you image being with a mentally unstable mess that is an asian female. Let alone raised by one.
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>>78256927
>DUDE LMAO CAPTAIN BEEFHEART SCARUFFI

kys stupid leaf i fucking hate you so much
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>>78256928
I reared my ugly head
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>>78256939
brainlet mongoloid
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>>78256928
I (bucks) have temporarily returned
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Hope none of you are gonna be posting all night. It's Saturday, afterall.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxZWdGOwLFI
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>>78256964
nope got work in the morning
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>not disliking everyone equally
Lmao just fuck off
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>>78256929
Obviously
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>>78256958
Why did you take flags off?
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>>78256938
Of course not. I have a powerful jewess. She's been in therapy since age 9, so she's got her shit together.
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>>78256981
wow man you're like, above it all
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>>78256968
>somalian
>wearing a shirt that says "british"
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>my favorite bands are captain beefheart, slint and animal collective
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>>78256991
hate is the only answer
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>>78256797
*steals melon bread*
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>>78256928
>that face
Who let the dogs out. Sheesh.
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America is number 1
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>>78256988
I don't know. It hooks me into this place more. I'm really busy now so I cannot be on here a lot.
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>>78256998
Somalians can't be British tho
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>>78256968
imperfect but still relatively good post
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>>78256981
I dislike you more than most others. Congratulations, shithead, you win the turd crown.
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>>78257009

You mean #1 in economy
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Claiming to be a misanthrope means you have autism.
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>>78256988
He is a mentally ill hapa.

He had a breakdown on /cum/ and started posting dogs invested with ticks and flees in a fit of autism. He swore never to return, be careful
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>>78257010
Well that sucks
Busy with busywork or something actually worth it?
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WHEN SHE DRIVES HER CHEVY
SISSYS DONT DARE TO GLANCE
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>>78257025
Claim these nuts bitch nigga GOT EM
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>>78257029
He's a hapa? All I remember about him is his obsession with that New Mexican poster desu.
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>>78256929
This. America is the only place with truly pure whites.
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>>78257024
stop posting gooks
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woooooah
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if you dont like this song you cant be my friend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4Wu6Zw1fUc
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>>78257065
what the fuck??
could the jews be behind this?
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>>78257061
nothing wrong with posting 3d anime
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>>78257029
Wow. Spin much baka? I was so angry at people spamming stuff I decided to make the forum repulsive. I SAVED IT

I like you to mystery poster.

I like you a lot

>>78257032
Grad school. Getting my ass kicked
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masterpiece

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SdyuJQ6ahs
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Misa a shit a SHIT!
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If your AOTY chart is different from mine then you are a subhuman.
Although that Californian had a pretty good chart.
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>>78257087
please post larger images
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>>78257004
Don't do that
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>>78257101
wait this is what I meant to post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSlM0IOXt6o
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>bot coin reaches new high
> don't invest
>keeps climbing
I-I'll invest next time I swear
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>>78257025
If you call yourself a hypochondriac, does that create a paradox?
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>>78257053
NEw Mexico, despite all my praise, turned on me. I thought I was safe because of my ritual screenshotting. I was wrong.
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>>78257103
hello 'ddit!
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feel like i want to die again
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>>78257127
There was a crash to 1800 dollars recently silly, that was your time to buy
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>>78257120
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8eRDkiwGMM
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>>78257127
ur qt
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>>78257092
Buck up AHAHAHAHAH
Nah but just keep at it, it'll be worth it when you finish it

I'm assuming you're getting a masters and not the autism or hyperautism degrees?
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>>78257139
I've found that if you love life, life will love you back
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>>78257110
*eats more melon bread*
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>>78257172
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>>78257164
lmao

med school. I thought people were just complaining when they said it was hard. this shit is hard.

who are you? what is up with you
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>>78257107
i don't have enough bandwidth
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>>78257181
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>>78257134
Don't think he likes anybody so he can't really turn on you
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>>78257139
Just lie to yourself until you feel better
Works for me
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>>78257152
Hard to invest when computer time at the ol center is so restricted
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new mexico likes me
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i have aspergers and the only cure is the noose
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>>78257179
I SAID DON'T DO THAT
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I LOVE MY LIFE
I AM POWERFUL
I AM BEAUTIFUL
I AM FREE
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>>78257196
He's sure angry for someone who apparently gets so many women. You'd think the ambient estrogen would chill him out
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CRYPTO IS A MEME. IT WILL CRASH AND YOUR "INVESTMENT" WILL BE WORTHLESS. INVEST IN REAL ESTATE AND GOLD
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>tfw 27 and never driven a car

get my neetbux in the mail, super market is around the corner and mommy is 10 minutes away in case I need someone to pick something up for me. You cucks riding inside a coffin on wheels every day must live a truly miserable existence
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>I SAID DON'T DO THAT
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>>78257245
crypto is a zerosum investment. chinks are making most of the profit off of everyone else
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>>78257245
t. nocoiner, you when drumpf crashes the market btw
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what can i do other than college, trades, or military

hate college and the others sound awful as well
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>>78257245
>end of the world happens
>no one wants your shiny rocks anymore
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>>78257191
Med school is gay

Dr. Bucks, I'm Paha
And I don't really care what I'm doing anymore, at this point it's just writing gay cringey stories because it makes forget that I'm gay
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>>78257245
this is you idiot
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>>78257268
Harvest Horseshoe crab blood
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*lets southerns fight a race war while I drink a brew with my white neighbors*
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>>78257268
kys or neetdom, which is a drawn out way of kys
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>>78257234
He doesn't seem like a nice person and is always angry. He'll die angry.
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>>78257292
don't know why you take pride in doing nothing
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ah yes horsehoe crab

the new hottest /cum/ meme

fuck off stupid slav idiot
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>>78257270
>end of the world happens
>none of the infrastructure to support an artificial currency based on cryptographic operations exists
>humans revert back to trading shiny rocks the way it has been for thousands of years
this is how I hope it plays out
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Take your jew pills mexishit. How many times do I have to tell you im not a slav
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double coincidence of wants
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>>78257301
It gets settled and I can live a normal life, what's not to love? I'm not going to go to somebody else shithole to try and solve their problems, I'm happy with my own shithole.
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Weebs aren't welcome in /cum/ anymore.
Pack up and go to /dixie/
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>>78257322

woow rude
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>>78257305
>thinks his shiny rocks will have value
>doesnt realize he'll be a zillionaire once they recreate the internet
>doesnt realize the most prized possessions in between then and the end of the world are Guns and ammunition
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>>78257275
It's not something I enjoy. Take a college class, pick out all the whacky over-achievers, and you get this.

Has anything come of SF spamming your identity and pictures?

Hang in there, you'll find something and someone. I have a gay friend and there social life is tough, but like many gays they just have to keep moving forward. sounds like you are trying to deny who you are
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>>78257275
train yourself to be straight
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Japan memes:
>anime girls

West memes:
>ugly frog and wojak

we lose again
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>>78257365
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>tfw always try to playfully banter with oyster
>he always insults my country and my mental instability

he is so rude
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I'm investing in the equipment and knowledge to make bronze swords and spear heads. It won't be possible to recreate the internet since no one will truly understand how it actually works
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>>78257365
Go back to China slant
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>>78257365
>poland
>western
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>>78257380
hes pretty polite by north eastern standards desu
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>Go back to China slant
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>>78257380
Its just a prank hombre
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>>78257332
I hate it here.
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ITT people who can't handle banter
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>>78257428
Stop abusing drugs and leave your wife for somebody you enjoy being with
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>south new york
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>>78257428
New England seems like a great place, but it definitely felt like a particular mindset was needed to live there, at least from what I felt when I visited.
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need more onion and potato in my diet
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>>78257450
Holy fuck, thats the one thing I miss about my uni, eating cheesesteaks twice a day
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Paha Sapa got doxed?
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>>78257380
Accidentally read this post before I realized it was Cara's. I must be getting sleepy.
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>>78257464
If you belong it's something you feel on a very personal level, the same goes for if you don't belong.
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>>78257477
Yes, the guy even posted pictures of his dad and sister which was creepy
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>>78257464
anglo stubborness = live anywhere
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>>78257474
Those look disgusting.
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Lost 10lbs since Jan, starting to feel less american
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>not having mainline IV of memes
lmao plebs
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>>78257515

your pic and your post have nothing to do with each other stupid idiot
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>>78257447
I enjoy being with my wife. It's the fact that she has to be here for her work that's a problem.
And I'm just smoking pot tonight.
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im probably going to give up halfway through the semester, fail my classes, and by forced to drop out after another semester of failures
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>>78257531
He's checking my dubs
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How do you feel about "slavic" """people"""

i think of them as lesser americans desu.
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>>78257517
They're delicious, goes wonderful with chipotle and bbq sauce

>>78257531
OBSESSED, I just enjoy the image, especially when you get dumbs or a four, since thats what he is saying there
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>>78257261
no it isnt you nigger
there's competition but it isnt 0 sum
it's fairly simple to compete too. you just need to spend more on hardware
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>>78257527
how can i compete
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Cara is bullying me again.
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>>78257549

Dont do it

Go see a professional

i mean it really

do it
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>>78257464
>definitely felt like a particular mindset was needed to live there
Yep. It's the opposite of what I experienced out west, and even in the Midwest. I think I might just hate white people.
>>78257499
>the same goes for if you don't belong
No fucking kidding...
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>>78257568
perfect to keep as female companion that way
anything higher up the pyramid is too needy
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Given recent events, I think I'd be safer in mexico
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>>78257590

hahaha it was too obvious

<3
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>>78257499
Fucking spot on. I could just "feel" like an outsider when I was there, more so than any other place I've been (well, maybe except a poor white/amish community)
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>>78257268
You could be a modern Diogenes

>>78257346
No, nobody afaik has done anything other than try to use it to make me upset in /cum/
I still have my bf of three (3) years, I was more talking about how I'm a shitty gay ass person

>>78257477
Yeah it was pretty pic rel
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>>78257631
What was obvious?
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>>78257632
>amish community
I was born in Amish country, and it's nothing like this. This is more like a really clique-ish high school or a prison. It doesn't feel American.
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>>78257654
the bait
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/int/ is making fun of us again
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https://youtu.be/eBqh_Q7zsEU

a late night update

i fucking love this show
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>>78257627
>be us citizen
>live in mexico
>usa the majority US citizen province to protect your rights
>Putin*ChucklesSovietly*.jpg
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>>78257677
>using /int/ outside the generals
Really hope you guys dont do this
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>>78257609
>I might just hate white people.
I wouldn't really draw that conclusion desu. Region, for me at least, is really key in how people act. A lot of people in New England felt awkward and cold to talk to because I was an outsider. In the mid-atlantic, many people are quite warm upfront, or just have a very thing layer of cold that can easily be cracked. People from the south have seemed incredibly friendly, at least from the few I've met. People in the midwest seem either hyper-friendly, or are total unapologetic assholes. People from Cali are super-talkative and enthusiastic, and sometimes as a wary east coaster it feels like they are "testing" you, but many times it's just them being so open you mistake it for something else
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>>78257695
generals killed int
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I'm going to stop posting. Goodbye everyone.
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>>78257671
Yeah, I didn't feel to comfortable when visiting. To be fair I was guiding a bunch of Chinese people around and they got a lot of bizarre looks

>>78257637
Oh I see. Well, how shitty can you be? you seem pretty laid back
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>Posting on /int/
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>>78257757
See you tomorrow
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cum is just increasiningly american posters. fewer and fewer mexican and leaf posters really SAD state of affairs
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DES
PA
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TE VOY A DAR POR
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>>78257713
>white people
I should explain that I mean single-nation ancestry WASPs and French, as opposed to the Germans, Slavs, etc. of the Midwest, which is where I'm from. I like Rockies and NM people best. Then Ohioans.
>super friendly or unapologetic assholes
Or both at the same time. Midwest humor is weird.
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should i drink

buds
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>>78257815
I was the only Canadian. Unfortunately I have stopped posting. Sorry
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>>78257742
No they are the only thing worthwhile about thos board. Each general has its own culture, its like visiting the countries of the general. Outside of it is all /r9k/ tier threads with the same b8 posts and questions being posted over and over. Long live generals

>>78257757
Good idea
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>>78257268
you could do a post office job
>>78257815
>be me
>look at /brit/
>see nova scotia
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Im listening See you again,my sister listens despacito

tell me who is smarter
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>>78257837
no you should
smoke
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>>78257856
can i date your sister
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>smoking the devils lettuce
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>>78257868
*unironically vapes*
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What's going on in Mexico that warrants these numbers?
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>>78257765
I'm cynical, judgemental, and abusive to anyone I have authority over who doesn't do what I want
I'm painfully lazy when it comes to anything outside of work, in which case I take it too seriously most of the time
I'm asocial in person but a massive flaming faggot attention whore online
I'm very focused on what other people think of me despite saying otherwise and get insecure if someone I respect is disappointed in me
If they don't change their opinion I stop respecting them instead of actually listening to what they take issue with me since it's the easiest path to take

tl;dr I'm a dumb gay and I'm going to take a bath so I can go drown myself
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>>78257827
Why'd you move out to New England?

I considered New England for a while, but after visiting a few times, I can say it's incredibly beautiful but unwelcoming. Really humid, tons of mosquitoes, awkward interactions because I'm an outsider to them, overbearing bureaucracy in MA, etc.

I've always wanted to move out west and see what the folks are like out there

Midwesterners, along with appalachians, have been some of the friendliest, kindest, people I know. when I say asshole, I mean people who threaten you or act edgy for no reason. They are not common, but it sometimes feels like dealing with a minefield with midwesterners. most will be great. a few will be terrible (like all places, but felt particularly true there)
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You are all fucking cock nuggets deep fried in shit grease
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>>78257911
Don't drown yourself. Work on improving yourself. Start small and snowball it into an avalanche of goodness
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>>78257907
the police are literally also the criminals
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>>78257939
y-you too
>>
>anime reaction image
Go
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>yeah, I use the term devils lettuce
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78257939
kys
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>Why yes I do love to smoke some of that KUSH
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>tfw dark skinned nigger
Should I just kill myself
>>
>>78258004
do they even have weed in alaska
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You're a fucking creepy alien cock sucker
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Fucking wish everything would fuck just leave me alone and let me die my psychiatrist is a stupid fucking cunt bitch roastie FUCK YOU
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>>78257917
>>78257827
I'd just like to drive home how fucked up the mosquitos were in New england. Before I visited, I always thought people who complained were being overdramatic. Here in PA, if I was really unlucky, I would get bit maybe 3-4 times in a day.

However, if you wander into an area of stagnant water in New England, you will face fucking swarms of the things. They bite through your clothes and come in on your backside where you can't whack them. I felt like I was an African watching the mosquito swarm around my net. Utterly insane. Made me appreciate PA a bit more
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>>78258033
wagey ragey
>>
/cum/ is like leaving a bunch of monkies in a room with type writers and they all just make memes

spork
>>
>>78258025
They have weed everywhere.
Thats like asking is the New Englander doing tons of heroine.
>>
why do wypipo like eminem
>>
>>78258053
Eat cyanide you shitstick
>>
Does anyone have that drawing of the cute drunk russian girl (saying пpивeт) behind a counter and beside a bear?
>>
>>78258063
>heroine
i dont think we do that
>>
my guidance counselor was arrested for buying heroin
>>
Today I saw a white couple with two fully black kids
>>
>>78257917
>Why'd you move out to New England?
Wife's job.
I can't wait for summer to be over. I'm one of those people that's especially attractive to mosquitos, and we live in the country.
>move out west and see what the folks are like out there
The manners and friendliness of southerners, but in the more laid back way, like Midwesterners. Unfortunately, there's also a huge wildcard factor. I like CO, NM, and NV.
>>
>>78258088
Yes you do.
Half of your citizens are on it.
>>
>>78257946
so like everywhere else in the world
>>
>>78258111
>half our population are on heroines
I need to get in on that
>>
>>78258048
>They bite through your clothes
The UP of Michigan wasn't this bad. I'm just used to getting a minimum of 5 new bites every day.
>>
>>78258120
Except in mexico they are real criminals.

They abduct people for money, behind and torture innocent people just because. Their cops are about as bad as our criminals get here they put on the police outfit during the day and put on masks at night.
>>
>>78258126
Theres a good chance you already are
>>
>heroine

There's no e at the of the heroin you fuckin spook
>>
>>78258143
thank you very motivational
>>
why do people like purple rain is so bad
>>
>>78258145
Fuck off chug stay on your side of the border and let me make spelling mistakes.
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>Canadians in my /cum/
When did this happen??!?!
>>
why do i always get hiccup whens drinking
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who would have thunk Virginia would be the worst Virginia
>>
>>78258199
trick question?
>>
>>78258171
As soon as you turned into a faggot
>>
we should make Obama Day a national holiday

he was truly the modern day mlk
>>
There are no good Canadians.
Rush sucks
Tim Hortons sucks
Hockey is a sport for brainlets.
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>>78257227
*still eats melon bread*
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>>78258091
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>>78258210
No? West Virginia is godawful
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>Hockey is a sport for brainlets.
>>
>>78255124

Business idea: stop yanks stealing our gimmicks
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>>78258240
Thats your average hockey fan
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>>78258185
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>>78258199
Nobody, unless you're a faggot liberal.
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going to bed if you want to shitpost in my general direction this is your last chance of the day
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>Canadians actually have feelings
When did this happen??!?!
>>
>>78258279
What are you, the star of Top Cuck?
>>
We need to have /um/ instead.
>>
>>78258220
no, Bernie Sanders is the modern day mlk
>>
Canada needs a general because /cum/ is filled with americucks and mexicucks
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>mfw Americans can't tap their debit cards

HOWLING
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>Canadians can't take a fucking joke
When did this happen??!?!
>>
>>78258364
/leafpoutine/
>>
>>78258231
Why does everyone god damn mugshot pic I see now originate from Multnomah county (portland). srsly wtf

>>78258106
Gosh, the west sounds awesome. You ever been to the west coast?

Where are you in New England? You'd think the winter would keep them the fuck down and weak in the summer, but no they are worse
>>
>>78258364
We don't want you here.
We get to keep Quebec though /QUM/
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>>78258390
>Quebecucks
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>>78258390
Quebec is Canada's retarded sister
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>>78257942
I dunno, those character flaws aren't really that bothersome to others so long as I don't become too autistic about it
I'm fairly content with most aspects about myself save impulsiveness and stubbornness, which I'm working on kinking out

Now I just need to git gud at my hobbies and getting a better job, which will probably be done next year assuming I stop being a nigger
>>
reckon japan's a paradise, where all a fellow has to do is lounge around all day
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>>78258364

Fine, we'll share a general with just Mexico.

Mexicans + Americans are a better combo anyways
>>
>tfw 27 and no credit card
i'm fucked aren't i
>>
>>78258424
Canadians can't call anyone a cuck.
>>
Americans can't pump gas without paying for it first
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Been thinking about getting rid of my japanese car for something that lets me express my national heritage
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>>78258454
That's because you're all cucks
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>>78258473
Is that why your PM acts like an school child trying to fit in around Trump?
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>>78258448
woah there buddy, slow it down
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>>78258389
>You'd think the winter would keep them the fuck down and weak in the summer, but no they are worse
but the summer is the perfect time for them to go crazy
maybe there'll be a cold and rainy week(s) when you don't see them for a bit
>>
>Go to restaurant with friend
>We decide to have a pint of guinness
>End up cleaning out their entire supply of the shit

It was a good night tBh
>>
Mexican immigrants > Canadian immigrants

FACT
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>>78258448
CHI
>>
>>78258493
No, he's just not used being around cucks
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>>78258493
Trudeau is a manchild
>>
Migrate kindly
>>78258570
>>78258570
>>78258570
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