Rich and Smooth edition
flintstones
Just got my first ever girlfriend lads
For people who claim they're so smart and neruo-typicals are dumb, autists sure are retarded.
>>78225109
just a different way of thinking
>>78225074
American Ethiopia will check in
based
https://youtu.be/RHYjbJtVcWQ?t=1874
choon
Need some movie recommendations lads, recently saw train to busan
You arrive in America...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZofxcVwnecc
full flavour
NEED her to take the ancestry dna test
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U73FbsTglcI
Fancy buying an iPad but I probably won't even use it.
>>78225119
>Just a different way of thinking
>"We're just as intelligent as you normies"
>Can't understand simple societal norms or human socio-psychological responses
Its like saying ants are a lower form of life but being unable to understand how they build their ant hills.
redditors always act like they know everything
>>78225127
we're combing our hair right now
come and have a go
molon labe
>>78225074
>camels
thanks for the recommendations
woah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRSHTA5iaPI
>>78225135
what do you feel like?
need some bf recommendations lads
>>78225187
>Marlboro
>>78225199
anything lad
>>78225135
Tromeo and Juliet
>>78225238
train to busan
>>78225221
get one of those thicc juicy ones
>>78225135
36th chamber of Shaolin
Goal is to become a millionaire by 35
Not doing so hot thus far
>>78225275
my goal is to not be homeless
ses
lads
just woke up from a scary dream lads
>>78225135
sideways
howling
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40907694
I smoke dicks
>>78225331
did you almost cum?
>>78225285
Same here
Not doing so hot thus far
love it when i see impoverished runts scratching together their last pennies to buy hilariously overpriced cigarettes
How is it Germans are able to make everything so boring that even their politics is boring and stale.
Merkel has been chancellor since 2005. There's no way she'll lose this time.
At least the American, British, and French elections were kinda interesting and a little unpredictable
>>78225331
some german lad reckons he woke up from a nightmare... he's living it
probably a shia innit
>>78225353
no, I was very sick and spent hours looking for the room with the doctor, when I opened it, it was a mentally ill wide-eyed weirdo who chased me through my primary school
Freuds and Jungs of /brit/, explain
you arrive in London
been thinking about how fucked up those pedo frozen and spiderman videos on youtube are
something fucked up going on there
>>78225356
what about when you see literal homeless people picking other people's cigarette butts off the ground
hilarious isn't it
>>78225356
who the FUCK are you and what the FUCK are you doing in our thread?
>>78225339
No-one needs these deadly assault lasers desu.
You know one of the biggest users of lasers? That's right. The MILITARY. They use them on GUNS.
Why do civilians need deadly military grade assault lasers anyway?
Get them off our streets I say.
Won't someone think of the children?
not long now lads
Eating a Gregg's sausage roll
First time in months and months, they are very nice.
>not smoking Raleighs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iNeqyCJvPw
plebs
literally no excuse for being homeless just build a house out of trees and stuff for free
>>78225394
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhxKEg-IBBo
testicles?
>>78225393
wonder what they did
>>78225392
Did you get raped in or not enjoy primary school?
>>78225393
>Belgians cut off a few hands
WOW GENOCIDE SO EVIL WHITEY
>this happens
wow what a fascinating culture
>>78225431
illegal probably
>>78225393
yeah, that's definitely London
Just had 3 poached eggs on toast, a cup of coffee from my espresso machine now I'm in my silk pajamas in bed playing fallout 4
8/10 comfiness rating lads, would be made nicer if I had a gf
>>78225428
fug im going to have to get one now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMsAz7HVuFA
>>78225416
are the men going to kick the ball
Eating Gregg's sausage roll
First time in months and months, it is very nice.
>>78225394
h3h3 xd
>>78225392
keep a notebook and write stuff down.
>>78225477
footlonger?
Choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIri9YLHpOg
>>78225459
>He doesn't own an Aeropress
My hostel charged my debit card €140.53 instead of €240.53 for my stay in Amsterdam
is there any way i could get in trouble if i pretend i havent noticed their mistake and just keep my €200?
craig
>>78225444
No, and no, did not enjoy.
i touched a willy once but it was just a little mistake
>>78225448
probably. we are subjects after all
>tfwywn be drafted to fight for a country you've never heard about for reasons you can't comprehend
>tfwywn overcome your racist ignorance and hostility to the Koreans through the love of a qt native girl
I honestly want the war to come lads.
>>78225394
people put too much thought into conspiracies about them
they are designed to abuse the Youtube format, especially young (often foreign) kids who see a flashy picture with well known characters so they click it.
fucking kids in asia LOVE spiderman and Elsa for some reason, so these videos just pop up in their reccomends and they watch them mindlessly on their phones/tablets.
its not a secret either that they pay "view farms" in china and India to beef up the view numbers so these videos will pop up in autoplay all the time
>>78225404
charliposting lured me in
blame the chebs
>>78225398
nah, this one makes me think. they got so many problems yet they spend all their time and energy trying to get a few puffs from herpes-infected cigarette butts lying on the street.
though perhaps that is the reason why they are literally unemployed in the first place.
>>78225504
you would literally be put to death. let them know immediately
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-PkAQcuZOw
addiction doesn't exist
it's just an excuse for lazy people who don't want to stop doing something they enjoy
>>78225393
The future of Europe
>>78225504
no but they may have broken down the charges and they'll charge a second time for €100
niggas love to not know
>>78225504
there's actually only a difference of 100 sweetie
had a big motorcycle crash today lads
on the plus side that's all my suicidal ideations flushed out
business idea: start a view farm
>when an addict gives you the "I'm not addicted, I can quit anytime I want" line
Like clockwork
speaking of cigarettes
just tried a new innovation, put some bubble wrap between the glove and sponges. oh my god it was intense.
>>78225574
you've been officially baptized then
>>78225535
she sounds not Asian. Could be the best Home and Away theme ever
>>78225594
I'll have you know I do drugs every day because I want to
>>78225574
Story?
>>78225605
same thing happened to you? it stings like a cunt and there's orange stuff leaking out the wounds (I think it's fat cos i scraped off all the skin)
>bitcoin at £2900
>sold 9 for £1000 each earlier in the year
Saw some shit weed last night
>>78225531
>charliposting
good lad
Damn kids and their energy drinks are killing themselves. Can't believe they would stupidly put that kind of garbage into their system. Gonna be dead at 40 they are.
*drinks cup of coffee*
*sips glass of wine*
*orders a pepsi at mcdonalds*
Dumb kids
>>78225650
and oldie but a goodie
>irish boxing
https://twitter.com/BadouJack/status/896154137351536640
Considering it
>>78225623
me and the gf drove from hanoi to Ha Long bay the day before yesterday, were driving back this morning. We lost eachother on the road and some old fella decided to wheel his bike out without looking so i crashed into him (luckily only at about 50mph). Went flying and scraped off a lot of skin cos i just had shorts and a tshirt, but some locals came up and gave me a pack of fags and a redbull for free so swings and roundabouts really
>>78225631
I got really REALLY wasted and smashed into the road divider
lucky it was really late and the roads were pretty much empty, I trashed my bike though and had to latter get a new one
I was pretty much fine, just cut up but nothing broken and I didn't get a concussion or anything
>>78225650
coffee increases your life expectancy
>>78225631
take a picture or fuck off
>>78225642
bile hemoglobin
>drug users are so degenerate
>*drinks beer*
>>78225527
>ywn be given a rifle musket to fight a Rich man's war and get pointed towards the other poor fuckers with rifle muskets in a different uniform to bayonet the twat
>>78225637
bit escobany
remember this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsDhe2zJ_3k
>>78225715
beer is a food you child
>>78225689
>no gear
M8 pls
Weed raises IQ.
any big strong tradie man in
im henry the 8th i am henry the 8th i am i am
>>78225394
>Children can access porn and all sorts of shit online
>But the most concerning thing are these Spiderman and Elsa videos!!!
Hmm
>>78225704
shant do anything for a fat cunt, jog on now (if it wont blow your knees out tubby)
>>78225697
in my case it was a bike rental so i had to drive it the 50 odd miles back to hanoi with no mirrors and a dodgy alignment on the front wheel
>>78225720
>those bayonets
those men back then had balls of fucking steel
>>78225683
Oh my god he's going to lose isn't he.
I have made a terrible mistake.
anything runtier than small dogs
LOOK AT THIS FUCKIN KID
>>78225795
small cats
>>78225527
lets go kaffer
>>78225768
>if you think one is bad that must mean you think the other is fine
are you braindead
>>78225788
if you ever thought he had the slightest chance you are a buffoon
>>78225735
Thank you for game of thrones the nice warm bits and Eric Bana he's a good lad
>>78225795
small men
>>78225788
>ay wtf this ain't like mama used to make
Is it still worth investing money in bitcoin? Say I put in £100, how long will I have to wait for the jackpot, if there ever will be one again?
Hate cyclists and motorcycle twats
>>78225804
wrong
>>78224335
>>78224706
passed my theory and driving test on the first try
>inb4 "yank tests are easy because yanks are dumb"
not true lmao
>>78225779
it's only a painting dear
When is the fight?
>>78225776
I had the police take me to the station then to my house when my gf told them where I live
I was too wasted to remember most of it
>>78225726
Woulnt mind understanding this
>>78225851
why isnt the guy behind shooting at the car
WHERES THE FREEDOM
>>78225849
sorry lad you missed the boat
>>78225851
fuck cagers
>>78225867
you saying guys didn't charge into 30cm bayonets
>>78225851
haha what is his PROBLEM
>>78225851
Holy shit
>>78225852
what did he mean by this?
>>78225851
based
>>78225848
lmao paulie got his arse kicked by a english journeyman a few months ago
he's no floyd 'money' 'pretty boy' mayweather
egg
>>78225910
are you kidding me? who would do that? even if you didn't fucking DIE it would be extremely painful
>>78225851
>Florida
>woman driver
>>78225854
Automatic test is for handicaps. good on you all the same
>>78225946
>Automatic
how do you drive if you've broken your left foot
>>78225938
is this how i get gains?
>>78225938
this can't be good
>>78225851
howling
>>78225938
how many calories would that be
>>78225946
my first car was a 5 speed audi 90
>>78225854
the yank driving test is easy because driving in the US is easy, you've got loads of space on the road you'd have to be retarded to crash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-NvQ6VJYtE
>>78225943
bayonet charges were a real thing sweaty xx
maybe read a book sometime ok?
every now and again ill look up how to parallel park just in case I need to but I never do, that's why I always forget
>>78225975
probably about 600 per mug
>>78225799
I will fight and die for him once he becomes the rightful King when Britain becomes another cuck republic.
>>78225938
bet he didnt shit for days
party tonight, autism is making me scared to go
>>78226013
passed my test 4 years ago and literally never parallel parked
shrek 2 is a perfect work of cinema
>>78226034
take an addy
hate reddit
love getting a great deal on my car insurance
simples
any good books on the charge of the light brigade
>>78226013
I have opportunities to parallel park every day and it's always in a convenient location but I just keep going and need to walk 5 minutes afterwards
not a shit driver just like physical exercise, simple as
did a semester at Upenn and they gave me far higher marks than I have ever gotten at Melbourne uni
it's like they scaled the fucking marks or something
yanks overmark
>>78226018
>>78225975
155*8*5 = 6200kcal
love reddit
hate britain
simple as this
N-n-night l-lads...
>>78226073
don't think the calories are the biggest problem there
>>78226077
it is clearly NOT bed time right now
>>78225938
crickey
hate britain
hate myself
hate pints
love jeremy corbyn
take it or leave it
Britain is evil.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcJfQmzA2p4
White privilege is a bogus communist contrivance cobbled together to divide people. Anybody spouting it is a nigger fagtard bitch.
>>78226070
bet you sucked millions of dicks to get those marks
>tfw mum and my sisters always call me handsome when I know I'm ugly
>>78226098
simple as
end of
l-l-love pints
l-love women
h-h-h-hate pakis
Watch out, rorkies
RIP Yisrael Kristal, the world's oldest man - and the oldest Holocaust survivor.
September 15, 1903 – August 11, 2017.
>>78226119
fucked A LOT of yank lasses
I'm circumcised (NOT jewish) so I didn't have to explain anything either
>>78225938
>in a country with no salmonella vaccines
He's dead
>>78226129
lettuce fuck your sister
>>78226132
@metpoliceuk
hate crime in progress - please catch him asap
>>78226129
>sister calls you handsome
weird 2bh
yankish breakfast
>>78226134
tbf he has military training and you dont.
>>78226142
Are you memeing, or do yank birds literally not comprehend unmutilated dicks are like?
Post more cigarette adverts
>>78226176
murder on a plate
>>78226154
>salmonella vaccine
you what mate? I got it when I went to indonesia and I've never even heard of a vaccine, you just man up and take it until it passes
>>78226181
I personally think uncut dicks are disgusting as well.
>>78226176
Do you guys have HP sauce?>>78226180
>>78226134
hate how modern feminists stole dms.
They probably don't know the difference between the British made and the cheap Chinese knock offs
Mentioning the ethnicity of the perpetrators should carry the same penalty as the crime itself.
>>78226205
Chickens in Europe are vaccinated against Salmonella
>>78225631
>>78225689
>>78225697
Didn't crash once in my month in Vietnam, even pissed driving through Saigon with a bird on the back
>>78226180
isn't he like 4'10 or something
>>78226229
how the fuck do i know
sick of the state interfering in everything
>>78226211
can you even imagine ahaha
>>78226247
good post
libertarians IN
statists OUT
>>78226240
well he's 5'2 so i would heem the runt regardless of if he was special ops or not
how do you pronounce statist
>>78226252
about 50 quid
>>78226170
It's demeaning
>Aww look at anon, he's so handsome!
>>78226210
they have A1 and they rave about it all the time
they also think it's american
>>78226187
there are no functional differences between anarchists and libertarians and yet the right idolises one and castigates the other
>>78226266
if you say so
>he's white
>>78226282
is your sister cute?
sniffed her undies before?
>all these deanos thinking mcgregor stands a chance against mayweater
fucking HOWLING
>there are no functional differences between anarchists and libertarians
>>78226310
*beats up on a white person*
Don't fear, we value you. You are just as British as any "native" white, your contributions to this country are boundless. We must shout down the nationalists, fascists, the EDL, the Nazi, the bigots. We love you.
Let us all share the vast bundles of Islamic contributors to this country. Thank you for Omid Djalili!
>>78226326
mayweter will heem him all the way to the bank
>>78225851
Love motorcycles. Hate Harleys.
Simple as.
>>78226326
When is the fight?
>>78226331
two sides of the same coin sweetie
>>78226134
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vz2N4rsypY4
are kumbi does it again
>>78226326
>>78226352
mayweather will box evasively and win on points. no knockouts. it'll be dull as fuck
>>78226360
libertarians aren't arguing for the complete abolition of the state you runtlet
>>78226369
>hitting a woman
grim
>A boxing victory doesn't count unless it's a KO
>>78226378
reddit irony
app idea: brapchat
>>hitting a woman
>grim
>>78226331
tell me the difference between anarcho-capitalism and libertarianism pham, there doesn't seem to be much
>>78226408
reddit response
>>78226428
ancaps = privatise everything
libertarians= don't privatise police, courts etc
h-h-haha...
>>78226395
so you don't believe in equality?
>>78226429
reddit retort
This park is on the east side of manhattan at the 49th exit of fdr drive
>>78226444
physical violence is never the answer mate, simple as
>>78226449
wouldn't touch a cigarette that wasn't a winnie blue
You lads ever get your permanent records from school? Can't believe some of the stuff that was on mine
>>78226428
anarcho capitalists are like extremely autistic libertarians
The Ethiopian got his cock out last night
>>78226444
can sense the virginity in this post
>>78226455
why specifically mention a woman being hit? you a sexist or something you fucking bigot?
>>78226465
runt
I wouldn't touch them at all. Literal cancer sticks.
>>78226381
I'll still pay to watch it.
>>78226481
pic x
>>78226440
>>78226468
ah ok, libertarians are kinda like the wild west, whereas ancaps are straight up new vegas tier
>why specifically mention a woman being hit? you a sexist or something you fucking bigot?
If a woman laid hands on me I would heem her in an instant
Rorke: The Redpill
Brody: The Bluepill
Rasheed: The Greenpill
RadCen: Doesn't do drugs
I remember we used to get in trouble at school for our hair being too long, and I always did because I had long hair. In retrospect I could have pulled the discrimination card on them I reckon. Things were different then though
>>78226208
uncut dicks literally look better than cut ones, cut dick just looks dry and malformed, nothing peats a 'non-phimotic' uncut dick in all its glory
>>78225109
kind of miss how i don't do that anymore
autistic, but developed a very strong understanding of the english language and secondary implications of what things say, so i'm usually able to infer the correct meaning from rudimentary context.
though this leaves me a nervous wreck when rebuffed (because "no, i don't want to play runescape today" can be "i am uninterested in playing this game today" or "FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING AUTISTIC RETARD GO AWAY")
Just had my first bj lads.
>>78226481
The Ethiopian is a Yank. You knew that though?
>>78226508
it's really easy to watch for free though
>>78226506
cigarettes do not cause cancer
just because you've fallen for the public health industry's manufactured outrage doesn't mean the rest of us have, sort yourself out
>>78226545
thanks for the timely response, gook.
https://twitter.com/search?q=charlottesville&src=typd
lmao they're fucking terrified of the fashlads
>>78225135
Dog Day Afternoon
>>78226208
grim little yank insect
>cigarettes do not cause cancer
>>78226583
great post
>>78226587
t. anteater willy
>>78226537
this. would have no qualms battering a woman within an inch of her life when she thinks she can hit a man and get away with it
>>78226564
oh yea, begging for streams on /sp/
fun
lads how do I properly eat a weetabix? when dry it's basically inedible, crumbs everywhere, not nice by any measure. when submerged in milk it immediately disintegrates and turns into basically porridge, this is my prefered way to eat it. can you give me any pointers?
overall I rate it 7/10.
i think ive left my wallet in the pub
hope somebody didnt knick it
>>78226604
like every normal person on the planet, aye
have no redeeming qualities as a person
someone in the bookstore took like 5 books and started running
>>78226562
did he like it?
>>78226597
prove it
>>78226635
you are an australian and thereby inherently charming, funny and sexy.
>>78226635
just be yourself (rip chris cornell x)
tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6c8KOHAWACI
>>78226573
funny how they don't get half as worked up about Black Lives Matter
but when whitey wants to march for his identity and the preservation of his people, oh noooo, it's evil haaaateee
>>78226636
based
>>78226634
>normal
roarin'
>>78226544
did my hair like a football for the 2002(?) world cup. got suspended until it grew out because my mum refused to cut it out. she said to the deputy haid "He's my son, not yours, I bet no one has ago at you for being a skin head" he was in his 60's and bald as fuck. good ol' mum
>>78226612
that is the proper way to eat it assuming you use enough milk (only runts use little amounts of milk)
>>78225135
If you've not seen many Korean films, a lot of the more famous ones are must-watches:
>I Saw the Devil
>Chaser
>Memories of Murder
>>78226612
cute post
>>78226648
Not him. But I am neither of those.
>>78226648
australians are the most disgusting people on the planet
non-aussies have the luxury of never meeting large quantities of us in person so their views remain relatively unaffected
>>78226636
gotta read fast
Browsing /r/hapas
>>78226573
HEIL OUR PEOPLE AND HEIL DONALD TRUMP.
>>78226712
shouldn't u be growing food?
>>78226612
Porridge is oats and better for you than wheat.
Just eat porridge Sven. Salt not sugar for the true Pict experience/
>>78226722
Hail Victory, brother.
all they need are pitchforks to perfect the aesthetic
why didn't they bring pitchforks?
>>78226607
>begging for streams on /sp/
mate... how technically illiterate are you? it's 2017 just use kodi apps, and if you're too stupid to do that, google for a stream, mirror it to your tv on pretty much any android device.
>>78226648
piss off with this reddity cringe shite
>>78226745
what is this?
virgin over 30 convention?
>>78225851
this could've been solved peacefully if they all had guns.
Who here never had a woman in their bed before ?
>>78226546
You realise normies aren't telepathic right?
We have that dilemma too, you ask again next week and talk about runescape the next day and if both of those are met with "oh uh yeah maybe next time" then you take the hint that it was the 2nd one.
Actually I learnt that normies always assume its the 2nd one if you say no to them, so you have to accept everything.
>Get new job
>Go to pub with them, I fit mostly in
>Stop drinking with them cos got a car
>They get noticeably colder towards me
>Say no a couple times to nights out cos I have something planned or feel ill or can't be arsed.
>Stop getting invited at all
>>78226746
hah glwt
even the most obscure stream will shit itself for that fight doesn't matter what fork of kodi you use.
>>78226679
>Korean films
>Not mentioning Old Boy
It's a cliche for a reason. It's awesome