I wish that was me edition
>>78220664
I wish that was me
this is literally me
2D women are NOT important.
>tfw no pet maid
3D boys ARE important
>>78220692
And yet somehow 3D women are even less important
Awful thread
>tfw the book I'm reading has trigger warnings at the beginning
I didn't think this actually happened
>>78221107
Are you sure you should keep reading? You could get triggered!
There should be more russians here considering russia basically owns all the baltics
>>78221441
The one we already have is annoying enough alone.
I assume all latvian and estonian posters are russian anyway.
>>78221410
I think I'm just going to stop reading before I get triggered
>>78221545
oh.. its a joke
I thought it was a genuine trigger warning.
What book is it?
>>78221545
>Faggots
>moot
Well, it's not wrong.
>>78221545
Did someone just sell you their shitpost?
>>78221560
How is that a joke, who isn't triggered by mild dislike crimes
Anyway the book is called The legacy of totalitarianism in a tundra
>>78221624
You have no idea
>>78221672
what the heck
why are you reading this? is whole book just shitpost material? is it interesting?
>>78221712
it was an attempt of /lit/ to collectively write a post-modern masterpiece
it is not readable
>>78221731
ohhhh I see
>>78221712
It's very avant garde and postmodern, you probably wouldn't understand it's genius
Just kidding it's an unfunny pile of old wank
>>78221758
are these photos yours?
>>78221809
Unfortunately yes, I got a copy of the book as a joke gift for a mate but he gave it back and now I'm stuck with it
>>78221863
Is this that Hypersphere book from /lit/
>>78221863
>I got a copy of the book as a joke gift for a mate
literally the first chapter:
>>Does cum-eating have any long term health benefits?
>he gave it back
aww, a failed attempt :3
>>78221863
>Does cum-eating have any long term health benefits?
I hope so
>>78221863
Does that friend of yours also visits 4chan or he is just a normalfag?
>>78221905
>>78221642
>>78221908
I was so close and yet so far
>>78221924
I also hope this is true
>>78221951
Normalfag
>>78221924
>>78222036
The irony is implied
>>78222053
For some reason the "hurr durr I'm ironic" thing you do makes me sort of mad.
It's like a joke that's gone on too long and has gone from unfunny to fucking annoying.
>>78222131
they are being ironic that they are ironic
they are 100% gays
>>78222131
Well if I admitted my homosexuality I don't know what I would do with myself.
)))
>>78222299
What am I looking at?
>>78222313
kinda hot desu
>>78222329
I could understand sniffing other people's socks but stiffing your own is just weird
me on the left
>>78222359
She probably put on the other girls socks then smells them.
>>78222218
You can't keep pretending forever.
Who even cares that you're gay.
>>78222360
Wow, I need to upgrade from my wheelbarrow
>>78222360
me on the far right
BREAKING: #SAA performs an airdrop 20km deep behind #ISIS frontlines, capturing Bi'r Ruhoum, Kadir & Khirbat Mukmān at #Raqqa - #Homs border
>>78222427
>>>/sg/
>supporting assad
hello Putin bot
>supporting jewish overlords
>not supporting the rebels
ahh yes reported to VSD...
>not supporting your Jewish overlords
You'll be among the first to be purged
>>78222579
>supporting terrorists
>supporting literal jihadists
>>78222682
Assad is the terrorist
>hurr durr I will bomb my own people
literal monkey
Putin bots really need to leave desu
>supporting anything other than destroying the whole country for cheap oil
>implying war doesnt cost any casualities
>implying people who live under government dont live way better lives than in jihadist controled areas
>oh no putinbots oh no wrongthink
>Bombs his own people
>hurr durr collateral damage xD
>turns off electricity for the people living in rebel controlled areas:we live better here we have dictatorship xD
>not turning off electricity for those who oppose you
>Assad is a good boy he dindu nuffin who needs elections anyways assad doesn't steal money for him and his buddies, there is not corruption and is totally not a putin controlled leader xD
What's better chaos or law and order?
>Assad
>Law and order
You're pretty retardedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IU_9xofk56g
>>78223054
Chaos
You know how ISIS spread? Assad saw there there is a pro democracy revolution that is happening against him, and so he released everyone from prisons, and those prisoners created and established ISIS, Assad is a retard lol
People in Berlin didn't know that Hitler was burning Jews either.
Well shit his plan didn't work.
>>78223111
Assad is the good guy. I have spoken, case closed.
Most of the Wehrmacht fighting on the front didn't know that either they just thought that they were bringing the jews to concentrate them not to kill them, one city=/=whole country
Hitler was a retard
>>78223276
I mean he was drugged out of his mind.
imo the worst thing that Hitler did was actually burning the jews should've just kept them in camps and sent them to madagascar later, if he wouldn't have burend them the Germans wouldn't be such cucks right now, the americans did exact same thing with the Japanese keeping them in camps and not killing them, and you don't see people complaining about that now.
>>78223412
It would have cost way more resources to keep them in camps or shift them elsewhere.
>and you don't see people complaining about that now
Alot of people still are angry about the internment camps, and the US govt payed alot of money to the victims afaik
>hurr durr superior people
>lose war to untermench
he was a retard case closed
>Alot of people still are angry about the internment camps
No where near the same kind of anger compared to the holocaust retard is what I meant
Anything will seem mild compared to the holocaust lol
Shame, hitler didn't win.
Anglos would've been next
>>78223685
Yeah, holocaust will forever be the seen as the greatest tragedy.
Even if something were to kill like 1 billion people, (((they))) will ensure that holocaust will be seen as worse.
Hitler was delusional
>>78223810
>Yeah, holocaust will forever be the seen as the greatest tragedy.
it's fucking retarded. hitler killed 6 mln poles, mostly civilians, and nobody gives a shit. hitler killed 6 mln jews and "holocaust will forever be the seen as the greatest tragedy"
greatest, my ass
>>78223810
They did that with the communist killings even though the Khmer Rouge alone killed at least 2 million people
>>78223868
Weren't the Red Khmer supported by US?
>>78223767
Hitler was a massive Anglophile
>>78223868
That's because pol pot was backed by the us
>>78223924
>>78223938
I think that was mostly during and after the Vietnamese invasion. idk tho
>>78223924
they were, when vietnam intervened cambodia because khmers began to murder their border villages, usa immediately supported cambodia vs evil vietnam
poor vietnam, it's too good for this world, too pure
/pol/fags are so cancerous regardless
wish they got banned from this site
>have the most /pol/ opinions ever
>complain about poltards
>>78223999
When I look over the most disgusting groups and shitters on this Planet they always have a connection to the US.
You country is unironically pure cancer and the Satan.
>>78224044
I don't really care what you think m8. I didn't ask
>>78224019
Kekistani lives matter, if you can't handle people with different opinions go back to you're safe space you SJW cuck
/pol/ is filled with redditors civic nationalists though
>>78224076
exactly what I meant by that
/pol/tards should leave 2bh
Hey guys, someone linked this thread from the_donald and I thought you guys could use some redpills!
>>78224097
>>78224143
What do you still want to suck russias commie dick you cuck, the only way to deal with people like you is to throw you out of a helicopter
PRAISE KEK
>>78224219
#kekistanirights
>>78224203
Good to see a fellow kekistani here, we need to redpill these sheeple about how cultural marxism is destroying the white race
>>78224255
#kekistaniLivesMatter
>>78224317
hell yeah i love capitalism
#notoracism
This has been fun, but I'm going to stop pretending to be a /pol/tard now
>>78224375
The sad thing is, /pol/tard spam would actually increase our thread quality.
Owarimonogatari airing today
>>78224375
It was fun whilst it lasted, we can gay roleplay instead now.
>>78224407
Hot
>>78224432
Oh boy!
What productive things have you done today lads ?
>>78224448
Meant for >>78224432
>>78224448
I know, just reading my posts will make you cum, I am that powerful.
>>78224455
Went and got my books for class and bought groceries
>>78224407
dunno, we'd have the same gay roleplaying, the only difference is everyone would be wearing SS uniforms
>>78224455
Went to work
um, Australia are you alright?
https://archive.is/9mIro
xdddddddd
>>78224455
Nothing. I actually wasted money, so my productivity is negative.
wooooooooo
>>78224490
>wearing SS uniforms
I'm don't think I would like that, far too much irony for me.
>have a homework assignment (API test) i was given after the interview on thursday
>31C outside (like 90F)
>literally impossible to sit inside the house let alone do any work
>gotta complete it til monday if I want to have a chance for a better paying job
Do you think they'd understand if I contact them and tell it was too hot to work?
>>78224587
Can I ironically take you behind a shed and shoot you in the head for being a filthy degenerate?
>>78224587
I wouldn't like that either, this is if theoretical we were both mentally deficient enough to be /pol/tards
I would like to dress up as a Zouave though
>>78224623
Just go somewhere with aircon, like a library or a cafe and work on it there
>>78224623
Didn't realize it got that hot in the Baltics
>>78224669
pretty gay
>have to take off shirt because hot
>feel strange being so naked
Feels weird.
>>78224669
No
>>78224718
the heat only lasts for 3 weeks a year (in total) though
>>78224710
I'd do just that if I had a laptop. Tough luck
>>78224694
>I would like to dress up as a Zouave
I could get "behind" this desu
>>78224774
You could always try putting ice cubes on your nipples and down your pants.
That'll cool you down
>>78224669
sorry, partner no gays allowed
Wow you guys are no fun
sorry fun is also not allowed, partner
>>78224872
I should look into getting a daki for winter.
>the kiwi bf
>>78224872
noice
>>78224901
'ello
>>78224887
ahh yes teh serious man
are you gay partners?
>>78224807
Or maybe a Bersaglieri, Italian infantry are quite aesthetic
>>78224897
Just get a hot water bottle and put a picture of you waifu on it
>>78224919
>>78224901
>bf
>singular
Oh I see
>>78224960
you never said that you wanted to be my bf...
ayy lmao
>>78224930
That would be weird, I'm not some weirdo.
>taking my posts seriously
There's something wrong with you, pal
Wizard is the worst poster
>>78224978
Of course I want to be your bf, who wouldn't
>>78225023
Really? I try so hard and yet he still beats me
>>78224998
ok I got it, le serious man, I'm gonna call you like this forever
Wanna kill the old self partners
No! You take that back!
>>78225029
>>78225029
>having two bf's
what a slut
>>78225060
Partner, if you kill yourself you'll go to hell
>>78225101
I'll go to hell either way compadre
>>78225093
No! You're the slut
>>78220664
Just had one of first local luckies ama
>>78225114
If you kill urself you'll go to hell sooner, i recommend you to wait, you understand
>>78225174
What's a local lucky?
>>78225062
Which char do you want on your daki?
>>78225159
>You're the slut
I never said otherwise
where's the thread theme, yankee?
I'm not a slut...
Thread theme: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m4ULAtm5PpY
Particularly the "lonely Saturday night" bit
>>78225291
>lonely Saturday night
it doesn't have to be like this...
Don't approach horse from behind
>>78225205
It's a secret.
>>78225291
Lonely Saturdays are the worst.
>>78225203
we just got lucky strikes, they replaced caines
>>78225367
So its not a girl.
I see...
>>78225380
>>78225203
or rather, are still in the process of replacing caines
it's a pack of actual luckies for 3 euros
I can't believe it
>tfw no cowgirl darling
"And we all feel gay when johnny comes marching home"
SACHIKO!
>>78225321
Why, are there alternatives?
>>78225367
Really? I find lonely Thursdays the worse, not sure why
>>78225521
Slut
>>78224623
>(like 90F)
kys
>>78225514
300,000 Johnnys never marched home
Should have been 3 million tbqh
>>78225562
This
>>78225537
>are there alternatives
y-yes... pic related
>>78225630
I wish that were me
>>78225406
It is a girl.
>>78225537
You're weird then.
>>78225630
Oh... that seems interesting
>>78225748
It is...
we can try it sometime
>>78224429
Good
>drunk people are screaming outside my house again
I love my neighborhood
>>78225874
Sup
Yes
>>78225774
Sounds good
>>78225521
Isn't it amazing that, in all the time periods you could have existed, you happen to coexist with Sachiko Koshimizu??
>>78225940
Yes
>>78226008
>Isn't it amazing
Yep!
Me on the left
>>78226008
saber is not a slut! baka
>>78226008
I wish I didn't exist in the same time period as that slut
>>78226050
To my darling... a picture of my cute self
>>78226052
She is, lol
>>78226072
Why
>>78226126
No she isn't
proof retard?
>>78226153
She has to be one since she's the main characters of an eroge
>>78226183
Wow Rin is a hot slut
No. Proof????
That's enough for one night
Goodnight everyone
>>78226207
N-no, Saber is
>>78226254
Nighty-night
>>78226254
You sure got to bed early for a Saturday night...
Sweet dreams qt
me with axe
>>78226277
Saber is hot too but she's not a slut
>>78226351
Yes, yes, she is
>>78226415
she looks crazy
No she isn't, proof?
>>78226456
You too, lol
Well, you probably know That doujin
>the lith and Russian are arguing about Saiba again
>>78226540
No I don't...
I don't????
>>78226575
You do
Yes, I'm sure you read it, you sent it to me once
>>78226629
Hot
Nope, what are you talking about? Why do I look crazy?
No I haven't I have never sent you it, do you have any proof?
>>78226654
>pale skin
>dark bags under eyes because you never sleep
Yes, you did
>>78226758
>bags
They don't look like bags though, its just dark due to the lack of sleep, but its not bags...
No I haven't, proof?
>>78226800
Okay, I believe you
Yes, you did
>>78226871
Stockingu is a slut lmao
Good.
No I haven't do you have any, evidence except for your word?
>>78226901
No
Nope, steam doesn't save messages
>>78226936
Yes she is saw her getting used again yesterday LOL
Wow nice "proof"
>>78226961
No, proof?
>>78227004
lol
I saw her going out of your house...
>>78227042
No, you didn't, proof?
>>78227103
Then I saw her buying condoms in a store, stockingu is a whore lol what a slut
>>78227118
Yes, she bought them for us
>>78227169
No she didn't she bought it for me. What a slut lol, thanks for cleaning her up every time...
>>78227185
Lmao, lies
>>78227213
Don't cry...
No no lies just the truth...
Fucking hell lads my laptop just shit itself. Got it in 2014. Rip.
>>78227228
I never cry
Proof?
Bad timing also, my parents will probably thing I broke it on purpose so they can buy me a new one.
>>78227268
Good.
After that I gave her candies and stockingu put it inside of her and started licking it after that
>>78227290
Things that never happened
Now a phone poster.
>>78227336
It did and after that stockingu kissed me with the lolipop still inside her mouth...
>>78227353
Nope!
>>78227395
Yes!
>>78227411
No
>>78227426
Wow she's talking about you LOL
Yes she did what a fucking slut lol
>>78227505
No, about you
https://a.pomf.cat/atttvl.webm
No, she didn't
>>78227284
Just blame the bugs
>>78227571
No shut up baka!
Yes she loves getting used by me lol
>>78227624
>>78227624
>>78227624
>>78227688
Me on the left