/brit/

rock the casbah

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stacey

>>78173902
such aesthetic isles

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State of Belgians

babestation

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*dabs*

>>78173941
she's so cute

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVk_EdMTdTA

post tunes

why does leftypol desperately keep making early chink editions?

the only thing to fear is fear itself

asking again. seriously guys who will win PL this years? i feel like City will. i dont like them or Poop but they perfected their defense desu. Chelsea will choke. Manure may challenge City but i cant see rest doing it.

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>>78173979
now that you mention it
i think i'd agree

>>78174001
>football
couldn't give a toss

>>78173972
cute girl tho

>>78174001

are year la ynwa jft96

>>78173972
should rename that "Belgium tries to be a real country"
should get them going

Patrician: Kev:
Esoteric videos. Boards.ie posts and twitter paint a picture of a man who has bear the brunt of life's difficulties, but who manages to hold it all together. Relatable in a sad way, completely enigmatic in another, a true inspiration for the peons of this general and a pillar of /brit/'s community

mid: Poley
ravishing tale but filled with lots of repetition and nonsense, with the occasional gem. character is probably the starkest and most in depth we have to work with. Showcase of mania and psychopathy.


runt tier: Tim
the exact same videos day in day otu. he's a schizo who mutters to himself and somehow manages to evade sectioning. Only interesting part of his story is the fact that he was probably a family man before all of this. Him and his supporters are dullards of the highest order..

>>>/int/brit

WAY too many threads lads

>>78173983
because they're cringe worthy teenage little faggots

Hello friends I am a member of these isles

>>78173980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W5O9AdbLO8

>>78174032

>no VVD
>no Keita
>Coutinho is unhappy

i dont get why a man like Klopp committed such a vile career suicide by going to Liverpool baka

>>78174041
only because of that maoist runt

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>football
>couldn't give a toss

Going to sleep now because I have a job to get to tomorrow unlike you NEET scum

>>78173908 → #
City might even do the the quadruple

>>78173924 #
I played Witcher through, it's OK
I feel FF15 is similar and I prefer it

It's only ever white males who like shit like Vikings who love that game
Power fantasy crap

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>>78173990
Based polio man

>>78174046
alri summer

have a job but have fridays off

>>78174046
not anymore lad

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>85% say Mao's merits outweigh his faults: poll

http://www.globaltimes.cn/content/834000.shtml

>>78173983
they are trying to spam us with commie shit

just report and hide the threads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rc6-HNaJT58
told myself this morning I'd go to bed early tonight
but here I am, trapped in the belly of the whale
on /brit/ in a messy room
need to sort myself out

If your team isn't in the Championship or lower are you even English?

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Don't even bank with HSBC

flat earth is real

>>78174096
Jelly desu

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>>78174109

this desu

>North Korea releases new statement vowing to "mercilessly wipe out the provocateurs", says US would suffer “shameful defeat"

>>78174117
hot
who dis

>>78174121
>HSBCuck

>>78174121
better sort it out then

>>78174104
I'm sure a poll done by the chinese state-owned media is totally trustworthy

>>78174121
run of the mill phishing

78174076
>bender, weeb, tranny
trip filtered

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>>78174015
>>78173941
>>78173979
and retarded

>>78174121
should click on that link and sort it out then

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>>78174109
>tfw welsh cardiff fan

>>78174152
>>78174153

>both 01:14:29

spoopy

>>78174145
That Kim is so qt

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>>78174150
stacey dooley

clarestation

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You arrive at the Sydney Olympics

>>78174104
>sad twat forced into real thread because no one likes his chink shite

how's it feel, you pathetic cuck?

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how are you guys doing

>>78174183
luton intellectuals

Who let the Turkroach in

>>78174145
They know USA wont do anything because kim will blow up seoul

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>>78174183
holy shit. thats some retardation

>>78174237
great actually

you?

>>78174183
>bbc
>google
>apple
embarrassing
state of these people

>>78174237

surfin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0n0Et8aI3s

>>78174167
the current chinese regime doesn't like mao

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Wonder how grim the north really is

In the south people only stop to marvel at ferraris, aston martins and the like
In the north a £20k mercedes must be enough to warrant a good keying and smashed windows

>>78174235
the people march onwards
reactionaries may have won this battle, but the proletariat will win the war

poor ned
you're better off dead

I think I'd be a middling member of a middling team on University Challenge, how about you?

>>78174281
ah yes, hyperbolic shite how impressive

>>78174294
i usually get the first question right then have no clue

so i guess i'd lose

Mao more like LMAO

>>78174235
not me

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the gf

>>78174281

I can only ever think of Billy Elliot when I see those northern bricked garden walls. Why don't they use wooden fences like civilised people?

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>the people march onwards
>reactionaries may have won this battle, but the proletariat will win the war

>>78174121
>HSBC

t. ping xhing xhong

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rat

>>78174167
Wasn't it some high ranking Chinese guy who gave the quote like
"If Mao died in the 1950s, we would have called him a god. If he died in the 1960s, we'd have called him a very great man - with some flaws. But Mao died in the 1970s, so what can we say?"

having a pizza
only ate 2 pieces and im already full but ceasers reheated pizza is quite shite

>>78174281
>be poortherner
>wake up in your 2 room terraced house
>make your way to the dole office
>pick up your fortune
>head straight down to abdul's for a cheeky parmo

the state

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communism is already in the dustbin of history

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britain is rubbish

>>78174269
good

>>78174109
UP THE TRACTOR BOYS

>>78174365
Yes, it was Chen Yun. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chen_Yun
> Had Mao died in 1956, his achievements would have been immortal. Had he died in 1966, he would still have been a great man but flawed. But he died in 1976. Alas, what can one say?

>>78174280

don't they still subscribe to 70% good, 30% bad

>>78174363
does rat milk taste good?

kino finished downloading

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Fucking state of Ewoks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epPuejaxhS4

>>78174405
Reminder a fucking yank supermarket caused the collapse of the Soviet Union

watching a tool assisted speed run of a mario world rom hack. where did my life go so wrong

>Mao edition

Succesful

>Deng edition

Not succesfull

Hmmm, shall be reporting this to my party superiors at the end of my shift

>>78174452
where are all the white bulls?

>>78174452
wrong bloody picture

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>sitting in a train station in city of London, drinking coffee at 11 pm
>seeing all the attractive people enjoying their lives
>can't even be bothered walking around outside to get the cathartic feeling of seeing Chads and Staceys at bars on a hot Friday night, definitively crushing my daytime delusions that arise due to seeing so many qts who are dressed as Chad bait at night and all have one night stands and 5000 tinder matches
>tfw aged 26, no social life for almost ten years, no female attention ever, only ever done stuff with escorts
>demoralised as fuck, blackpilled as fuck, nihilistic as fuck, see snake oil salesmen, stupid people, and charlatans as far as the eye can see, in all fields
>have no hobbies that have not morphed in to their own sort of work and drudgery (reading books - "Read these classic books", lift weights - am mentally held hostage and have to be tortured by seeing half naked Staceys exercising for Chad, learn programming- "Learn this way or you're dumb!")
>at this point I even procrastinate my hobbies - sitting and drinking coffee and riding the tube while reading on my phone is more enjoyable

What horrific drudgery. What a huge irony that I am the most relaxed at my government job, even though I became the ugly loner beta autist within two days.

And this is me standing at the edge of the Darwinian social game. If I ever talked to anyone or tried to join in, I would be humiliated due to my non chad looks and lack of social capital.

At this point, fuck society, it sees me as a disposable beta male to suck the life out of. I guess seeing people whine about student loans in the news is a great pleasure.

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>lol poortherners

you retards realise the south west is actually the most deprived part of england, right?

Aforementioned psycho sister was just talking about how she wants a points based immigration system and how she's worried about our country becoming white minority

Not even joking lads

By the way she's a 22 year old attractive normie

there should be absolutely no limit on free speech

at least all the leftypol chink spam will help turn normal people against commies

>>78174495
that's part of the north sweetie x

found out from an acquaintance from another county that my former manager was kicked out of being an assistant gym coach from a school for sleeping with students, and started working with us right after

>>78174487
that was my afternoon viewing

>>78174497
pics

>>78174495
london 'sheeds are thick innit bruv

>>78174495
Yeah but at least the south west is full of lovely people and looks nice and isn't built up or deindustrialising

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my bible

do you reckon drumpf will do anything with this korea business

>>78174497
should i get a little caesar pizza? i'm really hungry. i already ate fried chicken today. i'd feel bad using my dads card again so i'd pay for it myself. should i do pizza or a protein bar or greek yogurt?

>>78174497
>psycho sister

you can just say sister, all women are insane

>>78174497
O D E N S E
D
E
N
S
E

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>tfw too intelligent to win boxing matches

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You arrive in the SOUTHERN POWERHOUSE

>>78174497
my sister is also insane
actually I think they all are

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4nkX21VCpE

chune

big choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBiepqrfsS0

>>78174467
At birth

>>78174500
*calls your mum repeatedly threatening to rape and kill her*

>tfw no traditional christian norn irish gf

>>78174556
Vieri literally found the hottest black woman on the planet, yet he's so alpha that he regularly calls her a nigger to her face

>>78174556
/bgf2017/ when?

>>78174588
>>78174587
snap

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ahhh the south

glad i wasn't born a poortherner

>>78174556
I used to burp and blow it in people's faces at school too

>>78174586
my sister goes fucking mental whenever there's the slightest disagreement between the two of us, but she absolutely refuses to drop it. if she says i said she could eat my cereal and i say no i didn't, she'll keep it up until she's bawling crying in another room and won't talk to me for days. 24 btw

>>78174497
That's how immigration should work though

>>78174586
The virgin post

>>78174497
pics?

>>78174639
i stuck my tounge up your sisters anus

i want an australian style points based immigration system because then we could increase our immigration rate to double what it is now like the australians have

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so glad i live in the beautiful south lads

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Leon Aron, wrote in his biography, “Yeltsin, A Revolutionary Life”

For a long time, on the plane to Miami, he sat motionless, his head in his hands. ‘What have they done to our poor people?’ he said after a long silence.” He added, “On his return to Moscow, Yeltsin would confess the pain he had felt after the Houston excursion: the ‘pain for all of us, for our country so rich, so talented and so exhausted by incessant experiments.’
”
He wrote that Mr. Yeltsin added, “I think we have committed a crime against our people by making their standard of living so incomparably lower than that of the Americans.” An aide, Lev Sukhanov was reported to have said that it was at that moment that “the last vestige of Bolshevism collapsed” inside his boss.

black women are god

>>78174500
nah
plenty of things shouldn't be permitted to be spoken in public
censorship will always exist, to think otherwise and worship some abstract freedom is foolish

>>78174553
Nope

is aylesbury nice

>>78174497
Nothing insane about that m8

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>the united kingdom of gr8 britain and northern ireland

>>78174639
That's what happens when you don't train them properly.

southerners are every bit as bad as yanks.

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love being a southerner me

The golden rule: he who has the gold makes the rule

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A QUESTION ON THE FUTURE OF /BRIT/

/brit/ is the largest and fastest general on /int/, and it doesn't even come close, all other generals are small and quiet in comparison. However, with that size comes consequences.
It seems that /brit/ has become stagnated with bitter bickering, arguing, and constant fights between two groups- "the lefties" and "the rorkes". There are other rivalries (northerners and southerners, heterosexuals and homosexuals) but this rivalry is the most profound.
While there is some overlap between these groups as some individuals will change sides on an argument depending on what topic it is, and some individuals will argue ironically just to stir up trouble or get (You)s, I believe there is a fundamental division between one half of /brit/'s users and the other. A rift that won't go away.
/brit/ faces these troubles because it is such a large general after all, many Brits on 4chan flock here as well as many non-Brits on /int/ who come here for its activity.

A question must be asked then- should /brit/ remain unified as one general, because its activity and diversity of posters with different (yet antagonistic) views is what makes it appealing?
Or should there be a split? /brit/ could split in two and become two generals, with two different communities (as these two communities already exist and post within /brit/ already). By segregating the two groups, the two generals could enjoy a slower, comfier pace, in environments that suit them, with posters they get along with, with topics they enjoy having. Such splits are not unheard of, as /dixie/ once split from /cum/.
Neither general would necessarily suffer, as I believe these two groups are large enough to exist independently without /brit/.

A poll to see opinions on this matter: http://www.strawpoll.me/13677364

consuming vodka and gherkins lads

best combo 2bh

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>>78174547
assuming the comic nails the gist of it, a laughable hypothesis.
there are literally no countries in which the scenario below played out.

>>78174747
cringe

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the RICH and CULTURED south

>>78174694
people who score high on the points scale would be good additions to the country, it's the thousands of african boat people floating into italy every week that will sooon have EU passports is who we don't want

>>78174747
your gay

>>78174747
not a word

>>78174747
lefties are like 5%, they can just fuck off if they don't like it here

>>78174694
rorkes fail to understand that britain has stricter immigration rules than australia for non-eu (and soon eu) people

australia literally lets anyone who can speak english and has a degree in.

britain makes it so you can only work for a select few employers, who have to pay out their arse to hire you and have to advertise the job for a while and so on and so forth.

>>78174701
Screeching at the Russian Nationalist thinking that Russia could ever be as rich as America desu.
Communism had to go, but it didn't act as a brake on Russian development until the 70s.

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>>78174495
doesn't prove or disprove your point but it's just a little bit of info

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>>78174701
leftypol forever
BTFO
T
F
O

pickle rick

>>78174788
fuck this argument
skilled immigration means lower wages in skilled work and less provision of training domestically.

at least if we import povvos they stay in shitty ghettos on the dole rather than acting as a drag on my advancement.

>>78174694
>>78174797
Have you noticed that Australia and the UK have a considerable size and current population difference? England in particular is a crowded shithole

a FUCKING SUPERMARKET caused the soviet unions collapse

>be walmart
>literally cause the collapse of communism

>>78174797
you fail to understand that the biggest immigrant group in australia is brits which completely changes it

>>78174747
no
dickheads just need to stop making early news

>>78174761

sounds pretty close to north korea actually

>>78174797
That explains all the Paki shops right

>>78174846
I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PICKLE

>Mr Khan, said: “I totally innocently said ‘there’s been more security since 9/11’, then asked the stewardess “I bet your job has changed since 9/11”, but she looked stunned.”

>He said the flight was immediately turned around on the runway and taxied back to the terminal where he was led off the plane by police.

>>78174747
no split you mong

/brit/ is good because it is fast and there is nothing wrong with the occasional bickering

>>78174732
this
thought they were good lads until i realised how fucking americanised they are

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leftypol considers the USSR a model we should strive to replicate

>>78174864
North Korea was never democratic and never had free markets as it's own country. The strongman came before the war, not after.
(And technically never left a state at war, legally speaking they're just in a ceasefire.)

>>78174906
100% believe this story

>>78174797
>australia literally lets anyone who can speak english and has a degree in.

Is this true

How do I do this

>>78174835
>collyhurst

that place has improved a lot now since they knocked down all of the shitty maisonettes and upgraded the tower blocks

>leftypol does x
>no i don't talk to anyone from leftypol
>yes i do just imagine what they might think
hmmm yes very interesting, a complete lack of research is the best basis for opinions

>>78174747
it's not that deep

Yeltsin was GOAT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdPuEqeG3Xw

>>78174857
Yeah and? Supermarkets are powerful

Just sit back and watch while Aldi takes over our country mate. It's happening

>>78174852
>undercutting the wages of british workers with cheap foreign labour is great!
>undercutting my wages with foreign labour?? REEEEEEEEE
haha get fucked, if you're not smart enough to compete, just go on the dole

https://twitter.com/Coldwar_Steve

Pretty banter twitter about are Steve here lads

>>78174873
pakistanis migrated during the 50s to 70s as commonwealth citizens and during the pakistani act. also during the laxer days of tony blair

now the only way they can get in is for family visas whih are more complicated to get because of the minimum income requirement and also the fact you have to renew before it becomes permanent which ends up costing several grand, student visas but the government has closed a lot of the bogus colleges or coming as curry technicians or corner shop operationalists which is considerably harder than ever before.
>>78174858
irrelevant.

australia is like a soulless version of canada which is a soulless version of america

>>78174747
/brit/pol/ exists

Margaret Thatcher was a good leader desu. i felt sad when people celebrated her death with parties. have some respect for the dead and the mourners

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1502111051991.webm

wait for the twist

makin garlic bread

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>>78174930

>DEMOCRATIC peoples republic
>never democratic

>>78174943
Its not. But it is relatively easy for brits

>>78174990
wouldn't say canada and australia are anything like each other really

Anyone else have a mental list of people they are going to kill once the rule of law collapses?

>>78174980
I oppose both forms of immigration, it's just that obtaining a degree is easier than emigrating.

>>78175037
-myself

>>78174852
>skilled immigration means lower wages in skilled work and less provision of training domestically.
not necessarily
google: 'complementary labour'

for example having a chinese wizz kid come here to do research creates jobs for other people throughout the economy.

>>78175021
there is no special treatment for brits except the working holiday mate
we still have to prove we speak english ffs haha

getting the daily dose of sargon and molyneux

>>78175037
yeah

1. everyone

people are saying brexit is being cancelled next week

>>78175037
my ego

>>78174797
>britain makes it so you can only work for a select few employers, who have to pay out their arse to hire you and have to advertise the job for a while and so on and so forth.
how'd all the pakis, africans, indians, arabs, turks, indos, malays, bangladeshis, and so forth get in then

a lot of them don't work

>leftypol spams the thread with retarded shit
>gets BTFO
>cries
hmm yes very interesting

>>78175021
if you score the points and have experience in a shortage occupation you don't need to have a job right? you can come there for a bit to look for a job that will let you stay longer?

in the UK you can't step foot into the country until you've got the job.

>>78175037
yeah joffrey, cersei, the tickler, the hound

reminder that canadians and australians can vote in our elections for some moronic reason

>>78175037
canadians

>>78175037
>>78175059

secondin.

>>78175037
Bradley poster and the bitchnigga who cries about leftypol all day

>>78174747
RORKE ABSOLUTELY GAGGING FOR HIS SAFESPACE LMAO

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The battlestation

>>78175042
A degree in Beyonce studies will get you a job as a barista in starbucks. Enjoy m8

never worn a t-shirt in my life, arms are too skinny

>>78175065
One of my mates works as an immigration officer. He's the person who looks through applications and they DO favour EU and Commonwealth. Character is a significant aspect of every permanent visa type and that is up to the officer to determine.

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extremely dissatisfied with my quality of life

gatebox desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkcKaNqfykg

>>78175083
>how'd all the pakis, africans, indians, arabs, turks, indos, malays, bangladeshis, and so forth get in then
see>>78174985

they came before the current rules were in place.

also mot of them certainly do work.

>>78175126
idea: someone from /brit/ (that isnt poleapoo) runs for parliament and all the leafs and aussies vote for him

>>78175149
can you get permanent residence with a euro passport? does australia need skilled labour?

>>78174747
literally the cringiest shit I've read on this website, fuck off

>>78175149
>you actually meant relatively when you said relatively
dammit

>get your little girls get raped in thousands by paki pedos
>get run over by trucks of peace
>get knocked out by hood niggas for not looking down while talking to them
>get your wife pregnant by jamal while you were serving in military
>lose all your hot women to blacks, indians, chinks, arabs
>watch cuck porn and chastity porn all day every day
>fantasize about watching your women get fucked by another guy
>fantasize about asian pan-faced women, claim them to be superior to "roastie" white women who prefer darker men
>give up all hopes of real women, dream about 2d cartoon girls instead
>cry about niggers, pajeets, mudslimses all day every day on the internet

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Absolute state of white """"""""""""men"""""""""""""

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melbourne, or as I like to call it, vietnam

>>78175126
i know micks can but can leafs and aussies really do the same? seems a bit silly desu

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>>78175126
they can also be in our civil service but we can't be in theirs

>>78175203
nice photo you weapons grade spastic

what happens if you send your computer away to get fixed and they find compromising material on it?

getting a bit paranoid

>>78175183
shortage occupations lad
get to know

78175132
yanks aren't welcome here, deport yourself to /cum/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXEdJX78L0I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXEdJX78L0I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXEdJX78L0I

new h3h3

estate cars: can put your bike in them, can sleep in them

saloons: ???

>>78174965
disgusting traitor and russians know it
https://www.rbth.com/news/2014/12/29/most_russians_are_negative_about_outcome_of_yeltsins_presidency_-_poll_42644.html

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turkish lad is the 200m sprint world champion

black lads BTFO

>>78175126
>>78175214
like the idea of stealing the best and brightest white anglos to come work for the motherland

>>78175267
our cascoid brother

>>78175240
>what is a roofrack
>what is putting the chair back

>>78175183
As that other lad said, skill shortages are an easy way in for euros.
>>78175193
Is it really thrown around that much?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sULjMjK5lCI

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>le Yanks aren't welcome here boogeyman

i think i want to get involved politically IRL and the main thing i feel passionate about right now is my city's municipal water system being "clean" biologocially but dirty as fuck chemically. i have to meet the mayor or a water official or something

>>78175240

You don't look like a pikey

78175195
>this yank on holiday again
if you hate britain so much why don't you just fuck off back to burgerland? you're as bad as the crybaby 'sheeds

>>78175227
my current job is on that list wahey

although it seem so is every other job in the world?

yanks have better words for things and we would do well to get on board now because it's an inevitability

>>78175289
do exists even exist?

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what's everyone smoking?

>>78175289
>nukes do not exist

well duh

Just heard my sister and Dad talking about me being a shut in neet haha

>>78175292
dude be grateful for the wonderful product the big water corporation allows you to consume

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anime

>>78175326
Like what?

>>78175342
Smoking is disgusting

>>78175342

Golden Virginia

>>78175345
north korea because they're pointing nukes at guam

>>78174722
>>78174651
She's a psycho for reasons unrelated to her views on immigration

I'm a so-called turbororke

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>>78175290
>tfw he could heem a thousand pathetic yanks without spilling his pint

>>78175214
>tfw my aspiration is to do a John McTernan and advise the Australian Labor Party on stuff (don't care what and I'm not even a lefty, just like the branding.)
Though IIRC they won't make the mistake of hiring a Brit again, given that he was a walking PR disaster (And shit at his job to boot.)

>>78175403
tfw no cute son

wait no that's a very noncey comment

seen any good anime recently?

smoking a pack fo b&h blue atm because my marlboro dealer only has shitty fake one that taste awful atm

just done a bit of research and all commonwealth lads can vote in our elections along with the irish

however that's alright because we can vote in irish and aussie elections, what's not alright is that leafs don't return the favour
ungrateful shite of a nation

>>78175402
You know you're in deep shit when your psycho women have the more reasonable views on immigration

>>78175373
cilantro and sedan

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/mothers-of-prevention-v6wn7b8vrjc

2007 lol

>>78175342
natural selection weeding out the runts I see, very good

>>78175421

wallace and gromit

>>78175357
do your sister and dad spend much time alone together?

>>78175464
Yeah the family usually all sit in the living room together

>>78175457
What do you say in Britland?

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>>78175444
>have a British passport and can't vote anywhere outside of Jersey

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dubai is building something huge again, here it is for scale

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>>78175342
high grade innit

>>78175462
wrong trousers>curse of the were rabbit>close shave> the one they go the moon>matter of loaf and bread

>>78174777
read this in pjw's voice

>>78175492
carhold

fb.com/blindrelationship/videos/1503844592994478/

dumb chinks

>>78175492
don't know because I don't know what the fuck cilantro and sedan mean

got a very laid back job with late starts and no stuffy office . only pays £10 an hour though

>>78175520
Are papers called skins in Britain?
I know skins usually refer to pork rind skins here.

the world is laughing at you
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1500608351296.webm

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>london will never get monstrous towers

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Would you take one more Pole? just in, here I am not moving anywhere you richanons

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>>78175444
They are treading on thin ice

>>78175513

shorter than the jeddah tower, and not even a real skyscraper

>>78175520
Looks sticky

>>78175548
>>78175492
coriander and saloon

>>78175558

Usually just call them Rizla even if they aren't rizla brand

>>78175561

Good

I've been to Shanghai. Pudong is ABYSMAL at street level. Dubai is a fucking shit tip.

>>78175558
sometimes, most people call them rizla though
it's a brandname but used to refer to everything like "biro" or "hoover!

>>78175561
london has some good towers though

i wouldn't want to live in a chinese or arab planned city

>>78175513
wish there could be some kind of blood disease that devastates the whole muslim population

>>78175639
>>78175639
>>78175639

new

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>>78175625
youre right it looks ghastly

>>78175560
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XSq0PvVxMs

>>78175577
we only don't like lower class poles, which seem to be the ones who come here the most

if you're a decent lad and not looking to work a cash in hand job while claiming benefits then you'll do fine

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>>78175444
and does JAmaica(my favourite commonwealth country) recriprocate or not?

would love to do a stint working in the jamaica civil service with the ganja-cultivation portfolio

SIBBLY BOP SIBBLY BOP SIBBLY WOYYY SEEN? ITS LIKE BOOM BYE BYE INNA BATTYBOY HEAD! SIMA SIMA WHO GOT DE KEYS TO BEEMA

>>78175631
>everything looks the same

>>78175631
woah nothing changed

ok, I am not wecomed here, understood
sometimes I think: all that is not for me, I will not win, all that expensive brands, only dreams left

>>78175766
fuck off and never post her again

>>78175795
t. 15 yo

Ibizan recepcionist here, when are you going to annex my island? I dont want more spanish to come here help pls

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Hello island monkeys!

Are there any British people left? Or is it a Pakis only club now?

>>78175345
I don't think they're warmongering. I just don't like them threatening my country all the time and wanna see them eat shit :^)