The state of /cum/ Edition
Cumono Friends
misa
Donald Trump is under Putin control. Total Putin control
>>78076031
Is it my colorblindness or does the Danish flag look off?
I'm not friend with the rest of North America and definitely not Denmark.
>tfw I will never impregnate misa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnC88xBPkkc
Fuck leftists
>>78076069
I'm colorblind and it looks fine to me.
I accidentally made a new thread sending people to this one
>>78076069
it's in jpg, mexi-chan
The Moon is a hologram
he forgot to put /cum/ in the subject hahaha let's laugh at him >>78076043
>>78076070
>I'm not friend with the rest of North America
It's okay, I still like you
What happened to all the LA posters?
Rate my gf
>>78076112
beheaded
>>78076100
Five.
Five /cum/ threads.
>>78076112
Unironically died from either getting shot, drug overdose, attacked by man in fursuit, or pollution.
>>78076105
Your cool just make sure to stay away from that California guy
>>78076138
One if them said he was gonna kill himself
Wonder if he did
POST
YOUR
DOOOOGGGGGSSSS
FOOFOOPABBABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>78076162
The fella from San Francisco?
>>78076186
haha wow
>>78076186
I like your posts. Keep it up.
>>78076186
top notch haha
>>78076196
Their all pretty bad.
NAME A BETTER ANIME SONG YOU FUCKERS
NAME A BETTER ONE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=li0OhEuHDQM
YOU CANT
threads made by canadians are evil never post on em
>Their all pretty bad
>>78076232
DUDE NOSTALGIA LMAO
what did he mean by this?
>>78076219
He's okay
Sometimes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeUfm7XRV4k
Leafs btfo
>>78076263
DUDE LMAO PROXY CANADIAN
kys stupid faggot
>>78076342
>m-m-muh nostalgia
also
>proxy
>>78076355
I never got into dragon ball until i was legally an adult
kys stupid idiot
>kys
what's it like being 14?
This is the best western prove me wrong.
>>78076392
>>78076399
But that is not por un puñado de dolares
need someone to molest tonight
women looked better in the 70's and 60's
>>78076460
molest cara
>>78076463
would fuck your mom two bee h
women were at their peak during the 80s
woman peak at their 40s
>>78076399
Man with no name trilogy had some better movies, but that movie is still god tier.
*gives cara a bad touch*
women peak in their 90s
>>78076488
ill fuck you up idiot
>>78076451
Thats a solid pick, but once upon a time has been my favorite.
The original Django is also very good
>>78076496
what're you gonna do? make more cara posts? photoshop more cara pics?
a man should be able to trade in his 40 year old wife for two 20 year olds
>>78076496
;^)
go ahead ignore me, hahaha
WOOW MAN JAY Z SAYS MONEY CREATES MORE MONEY
HE IS SPEAKING TRUTH
RAP NIGGERS ARE POETS
THEY ARE THE NEW HOMERS
BROOKLYN IS THE NEW ATHENAS
craving salmon for some reason
eat shit, Eggman
I never understood how political rappers say they hate the government, but then want more government involvement within their communities.
I motherfucking hate niigers
>>78076587
they hate the government because they think the government has forgotten about them
>>78076587
gas the niggers and gas the poiliticans
both problems solved
what is /cum/s favorite hot sauce
>>78076596
I've only met a handful of black people in my life and they were tourist.
I like them better than chugs I can tell you that.
>>78076649
yeah because the ones you met obviously were successful and had money
meet the ghetto ones
>>78076648
tapatio. it's delicious, i could drink it
Hola que hacen, si son pocos vengan a lat
>>78076648
louisiana
>>78076675
thank you for producing good music
>>78076399
>spaghetti western
Treasure of the Sierra Madre is better
so is Rio Bravo
>>78076675
Honor to meet you Mr.Texas
>>78076399
magnificent 7
tombstone
the searchers
>>78076790
why is your finger behind the trigger
>>78076803
ask /k/
crosslink there when you do
I stayed up too late and now I'm afraid to go to sleep because I need to get up tomorrow at 5, this is extrememely important. it's 1 now, I don't have an issue with 4 hours of sleep but the thing is it's gonna turn into 3 hours asleep because I need to GET to sleep first and I'm not tired
this is fucking awful, what do I do?
>>78076824
take some nyquil
>>78076842
won't that stop me from getting up at 5?
I have an alarm of course but I often don't hear it
I'm too scared, fuck this I might just stay up
>>78076648
zesty from burger king
shame they're rare to find
Anyone else super red pilled here
>>78076862
Get into a sleep schedule next time. You may as well try to get some sleep, you'll likely only get an hour or two and spend the whole day with a headache.
>>78076880
I would try to get some sleep but it's imperative I wake up at 5 and no later and if my alarm just so happens to not wake me up (has happened plenty of times before) I'm just fucked with no way around it
>>78076901
Why do you need to wake up at 5?
>>78076903
so I can be at a thing at 6
what's it to ya
Either risk it and sleep or don't sleep and hope you can get through the day and sleep when you get home.
>>78076921
Because if it's not something like a job interview, you might just want to drink some energy drinks to get you through the day and stay up all night.
>>78076879
i'm basically an anarchist
>>78076953
>>78076949
I'll have to power through for 9 hours
>>78076958
jesus I want to shoot whoever wrote that
what fucking ignorance, why is this allowed
finna make some cup of noodles
tomorrow is be nice to canadians day
>>78077002
what has canada ever done for me
name 5 things
>>78076982
it's a pocket of fantastic information that's short enough to edumucate poltards
>>78077002
More like bully Canada day.
*warms up spanking machine*
>>78077008
invented hockey, maple syrup, makes wood
HATE canadians buds
>>78077031
wtf I hate canada now
>>78077008
provided stability to the continent by not being a nice and calm white nation
You will find love on be nice to canadians day
should i continue drinking
y/n
and now it's 1:30
god damn it fuck
I'll have to stay up, that's all there is to it I think
>>78077031
woah they make wood
wtf i love canada now
and brazil!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrLh66wwbzE
Canada gets in the way between me and my country.
Is that a good enough reason to invade?
>>78077093
should sell Alaska back to Russia desu
>>78077097
t. bolshevik
>>78077099
more of a Romanov guy
>>78077093
Hi der' Hyder
>>78077097
We should deport you back to Mexico
deport me back to america pls
what the fuck is sarahah and why are my normie friends inviting me to it
>some poeple say this woman aint cute
lyselves fags
>>78077172
i think they're saying sriracha ?
normie tier hotsauce
um huh i think they mean the desert
or somep lace called after it
>>78077181
no, its some social media site
>>78077172
Its like being told to kys, but on your phone.
Is it me or has /int/ slowed down
>>78077225
yes this usually happens at 2 in the morning
>>78077225
i stop browsing /int/ the moment i find a riveting video game
>>78077181
so whats not a normie tier hot sauce then
Cara you fag, how's CDMX treating you?
Last time I was there people would stop talking to me once they found out I was from Sinaloa
>>78077249
i dunno i don't use hot sauce
but the point is that you only ever hear about sriracha so it has to be normie tier
>>78077249
Guacamaya
>>78077259
Fine
coming from hell to the nice weather here is such a change
>>78077271
It's been raining a lot here just so you know and it's going to be this way for the rest of the week
Doesn't it feel nice being taller than most people over there? (;
>>78077178
wow it's almost like beauty is subjective
>>78077330
Nothing is subjective you just have bad taste in things.
>>78077341
...But he's right
>>78077341
>>78077312
>Doesn't it feel nice being taller than most people over there? (;
Yes, but is also true in sinaloa for mel
>>78077372
What is that supposed to mean?
would you let this woman be the mother of your childrne
>>78077421
god no
i wasnt asking irrelevant poster #46
i was asking some of the good posters here like paul or the alaska dude
this is an example of the perfect black woman
note the Caucasian nose
>>78077421
As long as she raises him to hate the brown hordes, yes
>2011 was 6 years ago
>Gears of War 3, Pokemon BW, Portal 2, Skyrim, Skyward Sword, Uncharted 3, and the 3DS are six years old
>>78077444
looks mulatta not black
>>78077493
all of those were shit
who cares
>>78077493
man, I still remember when Ruby and sapphire came out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urWArd6raO0
>>78077506
uncharted 3 was beautiful
>>78077520
DUDE SETPIECES LMAO
>>78077465
Hold on a second...
>>78077178
She's not cute, she looks like a guy. Latinas master race.
Help me drown in latina pussy anons.
>>78077528
what do you mean by this
i like this plane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8gm5SlI6nY
>>78077617
I watched the movie high as a dog
Nice experience
>>78077617
DUDE PHILIP GLASS ARPEGGIOS LMAO
>>78077617
good film
Gonna make a thread on /c/ dedicated to my waifu.
>>78077677
Fuck you
you don't like anything
/c/ is a pointless board.
>>78077733
DUDE DEFENSE MECHANISM TO NOT ADMIT YOU LIKE SOMETHING SO YOU DON'T GET MOCKED LMAO
of course i like that shit idiot, just wanted to make fun of it
think I'll watch Sorcerer tomorrow
come kc
>>78077778
OFF BY ONE
Playing oldschool runescape right now.
Hello my fellow North American frens. How goes it? Where's Greenland btw, I still don't see him. You know thinking about moving there just to add Greenland to /cum/.
>>78077787
>of course i like that shit idiot, just wanted to make fun of it
mexicans in a nutshell
truly a despicable method of interacting
>>78077762
wats that
I was disappointed in that Netflix show with the Magicians or some shit.
Always turn some interesting writing into super fantasy retardation overarching plots. Fuck them.
>>78077801
t. fag
>>78077800
>>78077807
www.imdb.com/title/tt0076740/
>>78076015
wish I was that bear
Florida weather is a fucking meme
>>78077817
>oldshit
dropped
>>78077840
kys
>>78077837
Florida is a fucking meme**
ftfy
football season soon. that'll be fun I guess
>>78077863
fireball is a good whiskey
>Me: I just don't like California
>Other guy: have you ever been there?
>Me: no
>Other guy: holy shit you literally know nothing, you have no idea, it's the best lmao
>Me: I doubt it
>>78077878
no its what sorority girls drink so they can not get cold at football games
>football
ah yes
the american intellectualism at its peak
if you are white and american kys disgusting beas
>>78077878
Nobody drinks fireball as a whiskey you walnut
>>78077863
>yfw Dem burrs when the pac 12 natty
>tfw my post didnt get any rating
>>78077883
lemme guess, everything you know about California you learned from /pol/
>>78077897
get that disgusting mascot away from me
>>78077903
>misa
opinion discarded
>>78077913
Anything above 80 is hot
>>78077863
>The big 12 and pac 12 merge into Big Pac
if you have never experienced 120+F
how can you all yourself a man
Hottest Ive felt was I think 114
I thought I was dying
>takes a peek at /bant/
Soooo that's where the anime posters moved eh? Good
what's the white man's anime?
>>78078023
I wanna be the strongest in the world, Keijo, or Sakura trick
Hottest I've felt was 90 I think.
>>78078001
Cirno is not anime
hot weather is comfy if it's not humid
I've used a total of 14g phenibut today
>>78078066
objectively false
>>78078089
objectively your gay
>>78077943
>>78077982
>>78077988
Heat index here is regularly over 110 but it's a fucking meme because it's LITERALLY the same tempoereture every day for like 2 weeks
Rain doesn't cool it down to the 70s or anything for at least one day, it just stays the fucking same
>>78078101
YOU'RE gay
>>78078111
Just came back from seeing Valerian :3
>>78078161
best movie ever right
bad post
This is an example of a good post.
>>78078174
I actually liked it. Some parts were off imo, though. Also, I like Cara and thought she looked great but she really can't act, same with Rihanna.
>stop posting in /cum/
>get lots of work done
hmm
>>78078271
nerd
>>78077918
extremely bad post
Americans are fat because they are dumb and rich
we are fat because of food is great
kyselves
>>78078276
kys NEET wire smoker
Im not fat
>>78078350
And? You want an award for it?
The only truth to that is me being a NEET, and its not like tis by choice
>>78078363
yes
yes I do
New America
Whats old America
>>78078470
White America
New America is Asian.
Brace yourself
gay nigga phantasmo
=== official gimmick ranking ===
1. dooowaaaablebleble
2. hamburger ingredients
3. rate my ex
4. footfag posting
5. linking to other threads
10. poster rankings
100. misa
>>78078611
kys idiot forgetting ara posting
>>78078631
>forgetting
gnight, /cum/
hamburger gimmick is mine no one else is allowed to use it
>>78078647
you literally rate 2 of my gimmicks
hell this list is stealing my gimmick
kys
cara posging best gimmick
>>78078611
673
eyl
Go home Cara, you're drunk.
any misa lads in
>misa?
>im a fan
Golden brown texture like sun
Lays me down with my might she runs
Throughout the night
No need to fight
Never a frown with golden brown
>>78078713
Is that that bitch with the flat teeth and flat face?
No thanks
>>78078817
is that what you look like?
my body feels so weird
help
>>78078848
hello nigger
>>78079121
Hello awkward teenager
bitch nigga slam
>>78079369
wHAOA do wE have a butHUrt LIbTArd in the hERE WHAAHEOA goreddit in back
>>78079369
weher BAP you belong someELSE i belive FREE IN SPEECH and you you you you you you you you you
>>78079516
>>78079369
:ok_hand:
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
Do you all like the pictures I take
what do you think papi trumpito is doing now?
>>78079634
>>78079649
Please rate my pictures /cum/
>>78079623
>>78079634
>>78079665
>>78079696
They're very nice but its almost 2-5 am and this thread is dead
Reminder that /cum/ is anti-Trump general and we're officially at war with the White House and its administration
>>78079808
Go to bed
>>78079822
No, I'll have nightmares like every night
>>78079842
vivid nightmares? woah are you me
>>78078081
>>78076015
this is a taiwanese bear
>tfw my mental state is getting worse and im skipping on going to psych over it
>and my cat died
>and i have a gf
Girlfriend cheated on me with a redditor
>>78081751
>>and i have a gf
not for long
>tfw can't get to sleep
Thanks benzo withdrawals
You're welcome, dumbass.
Plz respond to my joke
;_;
>>78083201
Alcoholism is no joke
American "food"
>>78083471
>janny_delicacy.png
>>78083471
DELICACY
>>78083566
That's a big burger
The biggest
>>78083683
But for who?
>>78083683
>>78083566
How exactly are you supposed to eat this? With a fork and knife?
>>78083802
Here let me help you :^)
*dislocates your fucking jaw*
>attempted to wank last night
>needed to pee but mom was in the living room
>decided to pee into a water bottle
>pee was really clear due to drinking a lot before
>had a good wank
>went to bed
>woke up early to write a paper before class
>cleaned my room because of procrastination
>moved a water bottle onto my desk
>sit down and begin working
>go to take a drink of water
>mfw it was my piss from earlier that night and I spit it out all over my laptop and papers
What the fuck
>>78083907
you're as dumb as this japanese kpop idol princess.
>>78083802
That's for you to decide
>>78084070
>macaroni
What the fuck? That's not good
Wish German was our country's national language.
>japanese
>kpop
>>78084070
I never thought I'd see the day where I'd finally get to unhinge my jaw like a snake to eat in public
http://m.timesofindia.com/world/us/us-orangutan-chantek-the-ape-who-went-to-college-dies-at-39/articleshow/59971336.cms
Rip
>>78084175
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twice_(band)#Sana
Sana
Sana was born on December 29, 1996 (age 20) in Tennōji-ku, Osaka, Japan.[79][92]
Sana attended EXPG (Exile Professional Gym) Osaka branch, a dance and vocal studio where many Japanese idols trained including some members of E-girls, Generations and The Rampage, from 2009 to early 2012.[101][102] She first got interested in K-pop because of Girls' Generation's and KARA's rising popularity in Japan. In her last year of middle school, she was scouted by JYP Entertainment on the street and auditioned on April 13, 2012.[81][82]
Want to violently kill a Romanian
Desire to brutally hug a gf
>>78084116
Ich auch. Deutsch ist eine Sprache, die die Götter sprechen. Englisch klingt so langweilig und trostlos aber Deutsch hat Leidenschaft und klingt mit einem Aufsehen erregenden Kulturstolzschall aus.
>I cite wikipedia
*waits outside the blood plasma place for an hour because theyre having a staff meeting*
>>78084225
F
>>78083907
This is why you dont fall for neet memes like piss bottles
>>78084788
why do you donate so often?
>>78084891
Because I get paid ~$70 each time and I need money badly if I want to have a chance with Misa
dank maymay finna make mah dayday
When is president Voldemort getting impeached?
>>78084983
you have premium blood or something wtf $70
>>78085143
You get paid for blood plasma in most places desu
>Plasma
Ghosts >>>>>>>>/out/
*steals danmarks soul and dubs*
*takes back my dubs*