Culture Pals - /cp/

first for we're all gonna make it

>tfw still no asian gf

>>77944691
Don't know about that. It's been bad lately.
In 5 girls, 5 didn't read my message

>>77944779
post your photos here I will tell you what surgeries you need.

>>77945023
Nah. I don't want to spend money on unnecessary things.
The only thing that I need are braces for my teeth and getting them more white.

>>77945108
Carbamide Peroxide

>>77944765
>tfw no asian american gf

what plastic surgeries would YOU get /cp/?

none because I am happy with who I am

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i'm going out tonight, but you guessed it right folks - i'm not going to get a Russian gf

>tfw no Russian gf

happy birthday 2 me
happy birthday 2 me

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>>77945548
Happy birthday anon

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Why don't you guys get a QT in real life?

You can like touch them and stuff

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>>77945853

>>77945348
>>77945023
lefort, orbital box osteotomy and BSSO arent plastic surgery.

Plastic surgery wise I want a canthoplasty, rhinoplasty, otoplasty and penoplasty, gynecomastia

Also I want limb lengthening and a hair-transplant, spinal decompression, which aren't plastic surgery.

Much more.

I will write a book or something later.

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>>77945925
What you don't want to hold hands and do other lewd stuff with a girl?

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>>77945980
I think you may just be self conscious, but that's just my humble opinion

Also fat

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>>77946240

>The same 5 fucking people who visit your profile every single day
This fucking site is too small

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>>77946272
You're just using it as an excuse senpai, and you know it

But if you're so willing to just give up on social interaction until you look like Ken after 15 plastic surgeries and mantitties reduction, go hide in a box, with your cerebral palsy, scoliosis, manletism or what have you, it shouldn't give you any trouble

>>77946580
no im hideously deformed.
if I tried to message a girl she would report me.

>>77945348

not a surgery, but I'd like to get my front teeth bonded. I hate the way they look

>>77946157

In theory, yes. In practicality, no

>>77946721

>if I tried to message a girl she would report me.

Confirmed for troll.

Because if you feel THAT bad about yourself. You never would have even considering making an Interpals account

>>77947265
I dont have a account. At least I deleted it.

>>77947316

Why don't you just post your fucking picture already.

You can event crop out your eyes if you want. I just want to see your damn jaw already

>>77947602
and I just want a girlfriend already.

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/libido

>when a girl sends a message
>you read it and don't reply
>she sends another message asking if everything is okay
>read it and don't reply
>she's not even unattractive

feels good ignoring girls

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show off.. -__-

>>77948835
I can smell the beta from here, she probably did too, you gotta take it easier famalan

>>77949857
tfw u will never be an arab woman constantly getting hit on by autistic muslims

why does everyone think im trolling or have mental problems?

>>77951037

Because you won't post your picture

>>77951083
if I post it will you send me money for surgery?

>>77951130

no, but I'll stop telling you to post pictures

>>77951293
but i emailed you and you stopped responding.

>>77952118

I just read your emails (I rarely look at my throw away).

Dude. Just post your picture here, for real. Your emails seemed insane to me. All of the details you look into.

I don't think I'm that good looking. There is lots of things I wish could change. But it's not real. People tell me I look good, but don't exactly feel it. Just learn to accept. You're probably not that bad looking, at least average. You talk about yourself like you look like Shrek for crying out loud

>>77952359
can we wait 6 weeks.

I will have had my first 2 surgeries by then and been on Lymecycline for 6 weeks.

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who else here /neversendsgirlsmessagesfirst/
also who else here /getsmessagesanyway/
also who else here /threeviewstoday/

>>77953803

no

>>77945348
just some botox because I have a huge crease below my lower lip but above my chin

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>>77945853
I already have a fuckbuddy but its like fucking a corpse. This is a lot more challenging

>>77951037

>why does everyone think im trolling or have mental problems?

>or have mental problems?

Oh I don't know.... Because you do ?

Just a wild guess here lad.

>getting viewed by a thai when you're offline
justo

wew, I think this lady just roasted me. I was only trying to be kind

>>77956668
How? I mean the roasting, not you being beta-kind.

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>>77956805

>>77944545
>WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE IGNORED BY GIRLS? Sign up at:
>www.interpals.net
Ha. I don't need to sign up on a website to do that.

>>77956895
But it hurts even a little more when thirdworlders who can't even afford food ignore you because of your autism. Try it!

>>77955930
i dont im just deformed.

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>>77957013
>thirdworlders who can't even afford food ignore you
How can they afford the computer to ignore you but not food?

Joking aside, what do people here post on their profiles? Or do you just need a few good photos?

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>>77957237
BZZZZ BZZZZZ
JUST BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE URSELF!!

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>tfw too intelligent for Interpals in 2017
why did it have to be this way lads

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>tfw wehn to intellgant too delete profile

>>77957237
post photo here I will tell you what surgerys you need. Being serious.

>>77956805
long story short, she said to be more original with my first message

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>>77957479
>tfw moved onto hellotalk
>tfw its not a pervfest
>tfw actually learning languages now

>>77957659
>learning languages that aren't english
ultimate brainlet

>bragging about all the alcohol and weed she gets
what a fucking degenerate

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>tfw too intelligence for lyf

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>>77957753
>r-rude

>>77957815
tfw too intelligent for death

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>>77956827
Be gone Magnus

>>77957505
Just what I need, a photo of myself stuck in the archives of 4chan. I don't need that punishment. Especially when how I look is how I look.

>>77945548
happy birthday anon, which profile are you. Don't make me start looking through all the /cp/ profiles I've written down

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>tfw too intelligenital for cosmostic surgery

stop scripting proddy

>>77958091
no

tfw no interpals bf to comfort me

I give up. I can't handle the roller coaster anymore. I want to get off

>>77958562

You can have him>>77958767

>tfw still no qt white gf

>>77958798

no luck with weebs?

>>77958793
NINA

>>77958870

who is nina

>>77958039
email me.

[email protected]

[email protected]

>>77958832
With qt ones, yes.

>>77958889

The irish redhead qt I assume

Although not sure, I remember the face, but not the name.

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>hot 33 years old russian woman pm's you ''hi, so you're interested in russia?))''

hmmm

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>>77958798
>tfw no jap gf
>tfw no weeb white gf

>>77959240

Man seen here that leaf post about how you should never be with a french girl

But to me it seems the russians, especially if they're married, at least on interpals, are far,far sluttier.


Also on that note, do we have any french here with us ?

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every fucking little thing reminds me of her just fucking kill me

>>77959215
>redhead
she should take mt2.

>>77959438
>mt2

Looked it up and, God no.

I love pale redheads, fuck off you mentally sick brit.

the disrespect toward me ITT is too much

>>77959529

That's because you post on reddit Officer.

Or at least used to

>>77959356
>do we have any french here with us ?
I've seen one I think, but I'm not on here all day so maybe there are more.

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>>77959368

Even this?

>>77959356

Yeah there are a few french culture Pals

who here is respectful towards women in everyone one of their messages?

>>77959607
disrespectful!!

>>77959653
>>77959680

I know that, I meant online at the moment here.

There was a french anon who posted a song sometime ago about serbia/serbians in french

It was pretty good, now I can't remember the name.

Was hoping the anon might be around.

>>77959754
im the opposite :^)

>>77959878
Maybe he found himself a qt and stopped posting on /cp/? This happened to a lot of people, I think nobody from around 2014/2015 is here anymore.

>>77960174

I'm from 2015 :)

There are still some lads that were here before me too

>>77960174
this was like 2-3 weeks ago lad.

2 months at most

>>77960429

I think the French lad went to be with his QT

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>>77960700
I will not give up hope lad!

>>77960787

When will you sex your Turk?

My life sucks

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>>77961675
it could be worse

summer does something really awful to me, i despise it. i become so fraught and anxious and august is the time, historically, that i have made a number of monumentally bad decisions. i will for sure die in an august of the future. i start to feel really sad and sleep with the tv on all night long. this absolutely futile knowledge but, sorry, it’s august.

>tfw no /cp/ gf

>>77944765
Are you white, lad?

>>77962469
Is it because your birthday is in August Agumon? Is it the buildup to it that gets to you, or do you still feel as bad when it is over with?

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>tfw chink gf

>>77962535
Why you want that?

>>77959529
Yes, we're roasting you like the roastie you are.

my birthday is over
I am free

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Daily reminder that unless you're recieving messages like this from irl qts you're NOT a Chad

>>77965321
my birthday is tomorrow, the pain is just beginning

>>77965666
score one for you, what country m8?

>>77966399
China

>>77966710
>picking up asians is considered chad now
lamo

>>77966928
Go home beta

>>77967146
>he likes asians
lamo

>I respect my mum the most. My dad drinks so he isnt respected much.
the absolute state of british parents

Marrying my Polish qt today. Wish me luck lads
t:nortism

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>>77968565
good luck!

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Oh damn

>This site sucks , white girls (kpopers) looking for asian , Korean bf here , and yellow boys looking for white ass here

sent 5 messages last night to randoms
1 told me to fuck off
2 opened my message but never responded
1 never opened it
1 responded legitimately