Cardiff edition
me
just blackmailed my mum into writing me a cheque for £5,000 by threatening to kill myself
https://twitter.com/AmRenaissance/status/892836721292791808
Based Donald
feel like pure shit just want her back
>>77877477
he more likely sneezed on his shoulder.
babestation
what should i name my baby lads?
Drove through the town I grew up In before my life fell apart and just wept, where did it all go so wrong
might get found dead in a bush tomorrow
this lad just found out he got cucked
https://www.reddit.com/r/Genealogy/comments/6r6wnr/ancestry_got_my_daughters_dna_test_mixed_up/
come visit the states, won'tcha?
>>77877548
the town i grew up in has been overrun by black people and is now a crime infested shithole that i'd never raise a family in
>>77877548
Good lad
>>77877509
>>77877512
>>77877561
>>77877568
>>77877634
This is a thread dedicated to the discussion of British culture
hello mr krinkle
why is it so slow lads
proper fucking slow
Have a haemorrhoid; what the hell do I do now?
>>77877655
anime
do any of you lads know of a job with an hourly pay of $0.00?
>>77877696
only 14 of us here lad
dunno why
hello nigger
>>77877655
I'm here to talk about the fush n chups
Since the Battle of Verdun in 1916, the village of Beaumont-en-Verdunois has had no permanent residents.
It was defined after the war: "Completely devastated. Damage to properties: 100%. Damage to Agriculture: 100%. Impossible to clean. Human life impossible".
99% of all plants still die.
The area is saturated with human remains and unexploded shells. Soils were heavily polluted by lead, mercury, chlorine, arsenic, and various dangerous gases.
At the sight of Verdun, there were 336,000 German and 365,000 French casualties.
imagine being a janny, like just imagine giving up your free time to be a runty little narc
>>77877715
Should be 15 now that I'm back, can't say I'm a fan of all these burgers. Where did they all come from?
anime
just had one of the best wanks of my life
>>77877744
Haddock is the best fish.
Chicken Salt is for the lower classes.
>>77877798
The only people who are able to watch this have ADD and/or ADHD
you arrive in the north
>>77877798
who is your non non of choice
>>77877823
>>77877824
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>you will never have a fulfilling youth
>you will never slay prime highschool pussy
>you missed out on so many experiences
It's just not the same at this age. I'm not the type to get depressed or wallow in self pity but it does make me really sad and numb when I think about it.
the reality is that so much of what you become depends on what sort of upbringing you receive
i'm not going to turn hateful and blame everything on my parents but i'm really disappointed and wish i could have gotten a better upbringing
when i think back on it i didn't want for any basic necessity but beyond putting food on the table and giving me a bed to sleep in my parents really did nothing to make my prospects in life better
i wasn't taught in any way how the real world works. what good is providing for a child if by the time he's a teenager he hasn't got a clue about how the game works
anyway hope i'll be dead soon enough
>>77877757
the position of 'Janny' is one of prestige. he is the one who must clean the runt cage (/brit/) of filth.
Tyninghame links, its cold. Don't go to the beach lads.
>>77877804
I get that feeling quite often
>>77877807
What about cod?
Dunkuck
anyone on ps4 want to 1 v 1 me at tekken?
>>77877824
Manchester city council waiting for a cargo plane
>>77877860
i havent actually watched it yet so idk, its on the backlog
Join the Navy you useless shites.
remember this one time, I actually went to a party in secondary year 11, everyone was drinking and I turned the TV on and put sky one on to watch the simpsons
Genuinely had no idea that it was actually normal to drink and shit in year 11, I was so fucking naive, no wonder i missed out on everything
>>77877915
What's your PSN name I'll add you
"Man's greatest tragedy is that he can conceive of a perfection which he cannot attain."
god these threads really have went down the shitter
>>77877890
First one was fun, especially the United Offensive expansion pack.
>>77877976
>house party
Should have brought your own pint glass
>>77877982
9tfrizzco
>>77877976
nearly wet myself with laughter
Wish these burgers would fuck off already, trying to wallow and these cunts are shitting up my internet experience.
>>77877879
remember, you will NEVER experience what you missed out on growing up
you will NEVER go back to happy moments when you were younger
you will NEVER be as young as you are now again
you WILL have a boring life
you WILL die alone and unloved
>>77877976
i was naive as fuck as well but not that naive
>>77878064
>>77877976
i dont believe you no one is this clueless. did you not notice other people drinking?
>>77878087
lol
>>77878019
No matches
Is /brit/ the whitest general on /int/?
hate anxiety
>>77878124
I'm a black man
>>77878124
no. there's tons of pakis and niggers known to post here. it's probaby norway or sweden's thread
>>77878124
no, thats eire
>>77878184
don't really get the plot progression 2bh
>>77878184
Nice hiss.
>>77878184
Arse-sex has become extraordinarily popular in the shared culture. Why is this? Wish that I could teleprompt myself back to the days of Late Rome, and Eastern Rome, and see how arse-sex ranked there.
>>77877976
good lad, simpsons is better than normies anyhow
fuck everyone in this thread
>>77878302
Don't click this it gave me a stiffy
Just bought the american psycho dvd on ebay for £1.79
>>77878302
>>77878322
Ashley Alban
>>77878302
Utterly repulsive.
am from yorkshire am basically nordic
Lichtdom was a main aesthetic feature of the Nazi Party rallies in Nuremberg starting in 1933. Designed by architect Albert Speer, it consisted of 152 anti-aircraft searchlights.
."
where can i go out to tonight to try and get a shag lads?
live in NW london
>brits say rorkes can't make music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0c3d7QgZr7g
if you live south of stockton upon tees, you aren't white im afraid
>>77878396
my house x
CHOON
https://youtu.be/5R2ZEbzB3GQ
>>77878403
Based Kekistani Krusader; Hail KEKler
>>77878403
memes aside, you have to admit, he DOES look kinda badass
you boys ready for the Q&A?
>>77878436
does yarm count?
>>77878441
FUCK OFF. 'Nightcore' is a fucking dumb shit that proves spergomaniacal autists have no sense of decorum or decency. You piece of SHIT.
feeling very swipey
>>77878441
i wonder if someone made a nightcore of the song of katy perry being raped by her publicist
just had a warning from the isp to stop visiting /brit/
>Corbyn has also previously given his backing to Maduro, Chávez’s successor. In 2014, he rang to congratulate the new president live on a Venezuelan television channel, where Maduro introduced theLabourleader as a “friend of Venezuela”.
are jez
>>77878396
hampstead heath
>>77878403
Good to see Private Zoller survived the war
>>77878527
swiped this one down ngl
>>77878520
https://youtu.be/x9WpVoAC3tk
>>77878427
nonce too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDQnsJWPu2U
>>77878527
*dowses you in oil*
Women can't be security guards
>>77878590
honestly if she's over 17.4 it's not really noncery
>>77878574
No, fucking stop!
There will be
!! NO MORE !!
!! NIGHT-CORE !!
in this thread
I say again
!! NO MORE !!
!! NIGHT-CORE !!
https://ii.yuki.la/3/51/078a6ed71413a556cdafce8a28e5dafacfe80a9b0dc2a5df43cf3f78b724d513.webm
>>77878618
https://youtu.be/FBRUhIGYoyQ
I'll try, but I'm only human.
>>77877477
was thinking of this exact picture when i was at the store today
>>77878639
Literally a virus
>>77877477
that's snot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPyJOdoJLLQ
>>77877561
>falling for an obvious troll
Linz, Austria, on the Danube River, was the town where Adolf Hitler spent his youth, and his planned retirement home after the war.
Hitler had envisioned a huge architectural redesign after his planned victory in the war.
The bank of the Danube was to be built up with magnificent private homes, and a new "Hitler Centre" was to be furbished with new community buildings
Major intended building projects were an Olympic Stadium, the Führermuseum, and a tower, under which Hitler's crypt was to be located.
The Führermuseum was to contain the largest painting collection in Europe, filled with many priceless (and looted) works of art.
A gigantic suspension bridge was to connect the banks of the Danube, which was to have a decorative frieze depicting the Nibelungen saga.
During his final days, trapped in his bunker, Hitler spent most of his time staring at the model miniature of his future Linz.
>>77878639
I'm insulted by this recent trend of what I call "lab grown farts". They just pump air up her shitpipe, then wait, and it's not real, it's not honest.
would 100mg of valium fuck me up
>>77878743
probably
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1501529559308.webm
>>77878709
why were the nazis so autistic?
>>77878682
i thought youd love that kind of thing hans
>>77878743
I'm not a biologist but I think it might do
>>77878709
>During his final days, trapped in his bunker, Hitler spent most of his time staring at the model miniature of his future Linz.
feel like I get along with my gf's family more than my own family
>>77877751
me in the front having a nap
lying in bed listening to the rain tapping on the window wishing I had a bf to snuggle with x
>>77878764
>>77878722
https://ii.yuki.la/b/a6/bd0beec6e583d7f2e53532a4f1e860dc0e67b423913c9e4718255c7b71715a6b.webm
may be more up your alley
>>77878124
not me
>>77878694
Literally only experience ASMR from Deep Voiced Men and Black Women. Nothing else does it for me. Worse yet, I get a sort of anti-ASMR from Oriental Women.
>>77878766
Nazis were all low-class blood desu. Not a single blue-blood among the upper ranks.
>>77878184
nice
me timothy james byrne with my next victim
>>77878764
what was stuck under the partiton?
reckon sue poster is getting bored
>>77878822
Hmmm
>>77878854
A cock
>>77878851
amazing how many cute girls are out there
>>77878618
>>77878520
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RizCI6XKPZg
chooooooon
swear the alt-right are everywhere these days
keep seeing /pol/ shit on the comments sections of all sorts of random unrelated youtube videos
Why is /brit/ so dead, where are all the runts
>>77878535
really
>>77878922
>pewdiepie says cuck in every other video
>lefty friends says cuck maybe once a week
the times aaaaaare a changin'
don't have a credit card and don't plan on getting one
how am I supposed to access /brit/ now?
>>77878936
banned apparently
>>77878936
literally all on britfeel
>>77878832
Completely untrue.
>Prince August Wilhelm of Prussia, son of former emperor Wilhelm II and SA-Obergruppenführer
>Otto von Bolschwing, one of the Holocaust masterminds, also known as "The Butcher of Bucharest"
>Erich von dem Bach-Zelewski a ruthless SS officer, infamous for his atrocities in Warsaw
>German night fighter ace Major Heinrich Alexander Ludwig Peter Prinz zu Sayn-Wittgenstein
>Successful tank commander and nobleman Hyazinth Graf Strachwitz von Gross-Zauche und Camminetz nicknamed by his troops der Panzergraf (Tank count).
>Franz Pfeffer von Salomon, first commander of the SA after 1925.
>Prince Christopher of Hesse-Cassel was an intimate of Hermann Gōring and became head of the Forschungsamt wiretapping unit organized by Gōring that became the forerunner to the Gestapo
>Baldur von Schirach was Reichsjugendführer, leading the Hitler Youth and other Nazi youth organizations.
>Baron Wernher Freiherr von Braun was a member of the Nazi party, rose to the rank of Sturmbannführer (major) in the SS
Ever burped and farted at the same time
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-40801967
smoked weed back stage with trent reznor once, thought he'd be a snob but he was really cool
>>77878851
Swipe down... the latest murder in my serial spree... DPD
Was walking around the Portrait gallery the other day and kept running into this girl at different points, nice arse desu
>>77879013
Not acceptable
>>77879036
Not acceptable
>Planeo Crashini
>>77879103
creepy twat
>tfw no black haired jewish bf
>>77879057
Physically impossible.
>>77878922
i've noticed this
I wouldn't say it's all white nationalists but for sure comment sections on almost everything that isn't explicitly left wing is dominated by 'shitlords' for at least 3 or 4 years, youtube especially
>>77879103
reported this to the police for stalking and harassment and taking photos without permission
>>77879103
amazing
>>77879115
>>77879152
nonce
>>77879130
4 u
currently watching reaction videos (videos of people reacting to videos)
listening to the Halo ost
NO BORDERS
NO NATIONS
>>77879189
amusingly this anti-racist rhetoric only causes younger people to be racist for the sake of being edgy
https://i.imgur.com/gKIS69q.jpg
watched the first 2 episodes of rick and morty with a completely open mind and simply don't see what the big deal is
>>77879216
don't understand how anyone could unironically want this
ay yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo YO!
listen up!
/brit/???!! more like /shit/!! aaaammmiiirite?
hahahahhahahahahahkekekekekeke
FUCK lee rigby
>>77879267
grim
>>77879053
>Prince August Wilhelm of Prussia, son of former emperor Wilhelm II and SA-Obergruppenführer
I wouldn't classify the crown prince as loyal to Hitler or Nazism.
I'd say he was stuck between a rock and a hard place. On one hand, he thought Hitler might save his family's legacy. On the other hand, Hitler basically had complete control over the fate of the Hohenzollern finances, palaces, family, etc.
I read his autobiography. He seems like a nice guy
>>77879275
it's basically just a less funny version of futurama desu
oh I wish I was
in the land of cotton
old times there are not forgotten
>>77879297
>FUCK lee rigby
Neymar will earn 865,000 euros (£775,477) a week when the Brazil forward completes his world record move from Barcelona to Paris St-Germain.
The 25-year-old's wages will equate to 45m euros (£40.3m) a year before tax
>>77877879
>Caring this much about 3-4 years of your life
Get over it you pussy.
>>77879297
AHEM
DRUMMER lee rigby
Are you guys ever serious
Black Americans are descendants of the ancient Egyptian pharaohs.
>>77879326
dont rate him
>>77879313
Nice guy and SA-Obergruppenführer are not usually found in the same sentence together.
>>77879358
Yes, I just made a post last thread about food, parenthood, and other items that got a "Read all that" and "not a word" response.
What is Belfast like?
>>77879358
sometimes
>>77879326
literally saw a comment on fb on the guardians or sky news page complaining how all that money could go to the NHS
>>77879358
sometimes
eg: the british elite should be lined up against a wall and shot
whilst I'd quite enjoy that, I don't actually mean it when I say it
>>77879388
not a pixel
Julius Caesar was black.
>>77879275
i binged the 2 seasons before any of the hype and laughed fairly often but most I enjoyed the unexpected energy of it because most cartoons don't even try to create wild scenarios and now i seems a bit crazy that traditionally cartoons have been more conventional than live action in just portraying normal families with limited imagination and animation
>find a black woman phd physicist on twitter at random, probably one of the only ones in america
>she's half jewish
>first thing on her page is rambling shit about how gender/race aren't real
the fucking irony
imagine living your life just waiting for and reacting to the latest dominant news item so you can comment about it online
>>77879389
too many wogs
>>77879446
>half a religion
>>77879358
no im just so fucking random *gives you a wedgie* hahahah wahey
think im going to finish my beer then listen to nikki fatale, few moments of comfortable respite in my life
>>77879489
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashkenazi_Jewish_intelligence
>>77879388
Well you’re American I was talking about brits
I noticed this severe lack of being sometimes real and serious in britland
Tho I do have a based post army friend and he’s always real, hardworking but not up his ass about it, he’s got spitfires all over his walls and a fucking bomber plane in a garage somewhere, he’s supportive but also not like fucking ponies and rainbows fucking hell why is he the only Brit like this
soldiers should be on Neymar's wages
I post all of my political opinions on /brit/
going to do a wank tonight . got that excited anticipation and tingle in my willy
>>77879358
>>77879517
Disregard this post
>>77879412
This is a good post
>>77879285
>>77879516
>why yes, I'm half Catholic and half Jewish
>hello, nice to meet you. I'm half Buddhist, half Hindu.
>>77879384
Yeah, I thought you were talking about the crown prince. That's a picture of the crown prince, not the Obergruppenführer son.
But, this is what the former Kaiser had to say about his Obergruppenführer son:
> He had the nerve to say that he agreed with the Jewish pogroms and understood why they had come about. When I told him that any decent man would describe these actions as gangsterisms, he appeared totally indifferent. He is completely lost to our family. For the first time, I am ashamed to be a German."[67]
i post all of the reddit posts i disagree with on /brit/
>>77879503
What beer?
>>77879517
all my posts in this thread were serious, very rarely shitpost
neymar should be decapitated and lee rigby should be playing for PSG
FUCK neymar
watched Fight Club again
truly one of the last significant films in pop culture
almost 20 years later it is still every bit as relevant and hasn't aged at all
Business idea: all the 25+ year old virgins from /brit/ (even the yanks) meet up in Amsterdam or somewhere similar and lose our v cards.
>>77879489
judaism is a religion but can also refer to ethnicity, ie: the jewish "tribes" (eg: ashkenazi, mizrahi and sephardi)
i post all of the /pol/ posts i disagree with on /brit/
>>77879565
Putting a Brit and a yank in one room and seeing what happens is my fetish
>>77879589
W-with each other?
>>77879517
I agree but it makes those rare real moments that much more fulfilling
>>77879516
they purposely bread low IQs out of their race by killing them or stopping them from reproducing
they also killed all babies born with deficiencies and illnesses to stop them breading
they are trying to create a superhuman race of high IQ disease and illness free people to rule the world (the rothschilds)
>>77879585
please have sex
>neymar eternally cucked by messi
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40804584
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
can't buy your way to the top
>>77879589
>our
kek
virgin
>>77879517
Lad, the "deanos" are the real british people. That's why this general hates them because they represent the people who would actually bring up in arms against Muslims when the country is being flooded with them.
This general I also don't think is a representation of the bigger picture BUT I would say you are right how a certain segment of the British population uses folly in almost pathogenic way to deflect genuine criticism
>>77879579
big corona
>>77879613
No you bloody poof, with the local dutch slappers.
>even the yanks
what did he mean by this?
>>77879621
literally nothing wrong with this
>>77879639
Haha yea of course......
jews are smarter because of a higher % of neanderthal dna which is retained due to jewish communities in the past interbreeding with only themselves
I role play as a radcen/natsoc/lefty on /brit/ in order to stir up angry replies
I make it a point not to respond to yanks and so should you
at first I did not understant this general's aversion to yanks but with time, I came to understand why they were so loathed
>>77879698
neanderthals were thick tho
>jews are smarter because of a higher % of neanderthal dna which is retained due to jewish communities in the past interbreeding with only themselves
I role play as a frenchman on /brit/ in order to stir up angry replies
>>77879698
Yeah I've heard this theory before and I've also seen the comparison of skull and musculature that show that.
I thikn it's mostly the Ashkenazi jews who have this as the meditteranean jews mixed with far more arabic and north africans.
>I role play as a __________ on /brit/ in order to stir up angry replies
fresh meme. get your fresh meme here
>>77879718
good boy
>>77879726
Wisdom.
there are no virgins over the age of 20. its a myth like bigfoot
>>77879724
no they weren't
https://twitter.com/aoiiooaoiioooii
ISIS account.
Will you do your duty as a British citizen and report it?
Well?
>>77879616
This isn’t exactly that true tho, I’m a fucking pole (don’t smash my face please) and they’re generally pretty serious most of the time, and that doesn’t really make the realposting any less real, instead it makes banter kinda funnier cus it’s the “its so funny that it’s tragic mentality”
Maybe it’s just a cultural thing, there’s this weird comfort in having everyone around you admit that things are shit without any irony
Americans will likely get this
I role play as a paddie on /brit/ in order to stir up angry replies
>>77879783
then howw are they extinct?
how do I get a job with the Rothschilds?
fucking STATE of r9k
are spinal discs made of neurons?
not googling it so fuck off
>>77879790
I hope he bombs you
>>77879633
Thank ameribro
My captcha was a poorly rendered Blackhawk btw how can chinooks even compete
Why do kpop girls dress like slags?
>>77879809
shill for leftypol on /brit/
>>77879811
>tfw you have this gf
daily reminder that "Little Britain" exists in Syria
> I’m a fucking pole
shadilay
praise kek
long live kekistan
any magapede in?
>lad what would you like for midnight snack
>>77879853
I wasn’t denouncing anything I was just trying to fit in I promise
>>77879866
>not also posting a Garrison comic
>>77879887
What part of Poland are you from
>>77879805
they interbred with humans to create what we now call white/jewish people
>>77879883
its not midnight its light outside you plonker
>>77879898
Lower
Next to Kraków
Fuck warsaw
Tho the people who showed up on the uprising memorial I respec
>>77879893
yeah, ok buddy. now show us the REAL version
>>77879898
the part with all the churches
>>77879893
garrison's endearing. don't pick on him
>>77879900
>baseless speculation
okay sweety (: x
>>77877751
>Does a tour of Helmand
>Taliban take few pot shots at me and hit my mate Damo in the nut
>Gets diagnosed with PTSD
On the Stella lads.
>>77879914
mad ting
>>77879924
Brit needs more of these
>>77879921
Do you know who the FBI rank as number one threat to American lives? The real answer is giraffes. There, I said it.
>>77879856
>get a great chance to redpill a bunch of people
>lol lets drop the BOGpill XD ebin memes ftw
Christ the Redeemer
>>77879962
Are you off tomorrow (today)?
>>77879924
why would jews hate whites though
>>77879893
lol
>>77879733
>>77879733
>>77879733
>>77879733
NEW (sorry for being slightly early xoxox)
>>77879900
plenty of east asians have neanderthal DNA in them
Christ the Childfucker
>>77879986
I am mate.
You know the worst part of being here for a while now is I still don’t quite feel at home on Brit but now /Polska/ almost feels distant as well
Do you anons know this feel
>>77879953
it's not really baseless since most professionals in the field agree that neanderthals interbred with humans ~100,000 years ago
next you can compare the range of neanderthals and you can figure "oh hey, 'caucasians' are basically neanderthals mixed with humans"
>>77879989
greatest obstacle to controlling the entire landscape
we've also fought off their advances countless times, it took them thousands of years to finally grab atop the mountain of europe
>>77879921
DEUS VULT
>>77880036
Jelly