biting you edition
Could I pass as a local in USA, Canada, or Mexico?
what other things do i not know about how to kiss girls?
American food is literally poison
>>77645353
a girl said it was weird how I kept my eyes open when I kissed her so I guess don't do that
>>77645350
Wtf I swear I've seen you before.
>>77645353
tongue kissing feels great
>>77645411
he posts his face in /cum/ every day
>>77645381
oh i knew that one. maybe i should be the one kissing girls.
>>77645416
i bet i does lol
>>77645411
Have we met before?
>>77645350
Act like a local then Jew
>>77645381
What's the chad version of this?
>>77645450
it doeees
your eyes and hers roll back
I've never kissed a girl
>>77645465
Stai zitto goy
Just found out that my mom's dad never went bald yesterday but also found a bunch of grey hairs afterwards. I just can't win with this shit.
>>77645513
wow that's cool
>>77645517
Do you like anime?
>>77645579
Yes
>>77645571
you should try it.... go to a bar or something
>>77645459
Are you Irani?
>>77645690
None of us actually want gf's we just want to complain about it
>>77645515
Wait, how old exactly are you?
>>77645504
I don't think there is one
>>77645725
I want a gf like Conway wants cock
>>77645690
I just want human contact. I'd take a trustworthy roommate in place of a girl.
>>77645751
Conway?
>>77645661
Are you perhaps this gentleman?
>>77645779
No?
time for another malthusian drill
>overwatch update
>no lucio ball
guess I won't be playing for another week/month
>redditwatch
Can't stop eating fruit gushers
>>77645350
from the moment I saw you dancing it was like there was no one else in the room
>>77645725
This.
>gf
>have to be witty, clever, and entertaining half the day when you're with her
>pained with anxiety about not fulfilling her sexually
>know she has to make jokes at your expense when out with her friends as girls do, and that it's going to be even more painful since she's intimate with
>always that painful 20 minute post-coitus mood about asking yourself why you've even got a girlfriend and not some fuck-buddy
>know you can't get out of it without breaking someone's heart
lol these are so funny
>>77645774
redd*tflags
>>77645891
>know she has to make jokes at your expense when out with her friends as girls do
This is the fucking worst.
>>77645891
How fucking insecure are you, pal? Yeesh...
there is literally nothing wrong with having an external HD full of porn
>put phone on craiglist
>get email
>ask where the guy wants to meet
>stops responding
i guess this kind of retardation isnt limited to women
>>77645952
That's just being an adult. It'll happen to you some day too.
>>77645891
b urself
you know these are actually kinda helpful
what linux distro will get me laid?
>>77645631
Thanks for replying
but it was a simple greeting
And i have serious question now
Have you been in love with guys?
>>77645952
I'll never be american, so that comes with it :c.
>>77645942
>This is the fucking worst.
Yeh, I know that 4chan's already stricken with issues about being intimate with one girl but they've got a lot more coming when they realizing that it's not just your girlfriend, but her entire group of friends who learn about how you fuck, how you sleep, what weird thing you do when you're alone with her, etc...
Don't hate women but the one thing I've got against them is never keeping anything a secret.
How many gay pride parades has weedman attended so far?
oh here's chad's room.
i need to leave my door open but ya
>>77646045
none
>>77646024
no they aren't
>>77645996
I'm married.
>>77645381
>uses Windows
>>77646118
>prefers to study on his own, doesnt have many friends anyway
delet this
>>77646168
lie again
post wholesome memes
>>77646180
Windows died at Windows 7. Linux master race!
>>77645952
But truthful answer is a lot. Nothing breezes by me without me analyzing the bad it could do me, if I acted appropriately about it, etc... It's annoying since I've had a lifetime of being lectured about how "nobody really cares enough about you to judge you, so stop caring about what people think about you" by my parents, and suddenly everyone's scolding me with the opposite now, about how you need to get liked to advance in life, how networking beats any degree or experience, etc...
It's just annoying my dude.
Anyways bad segue between my issues and my life story.
I'm going to buy windows 10
>>77646240
Since May 20, 2013, issued by the state of Illinois
>>77646118
ya some of them are silly.
lots of them have grains of truth to them though.
I'd like to go to a college that isn't diverse, any suggestions?
>Dutch manufactured ride couldn't hold the weight of americans
KEK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImY8lSgIUj4
>>77646352
College just exists to brain wash you into wanting diversity though
>>77646387
not in stem or business
I want to buy this flag and fly it from my shed once I build it.
>>77646387
Is there a college that isn't diverse?
literally nothing wrong with wanting to be alone in a bathroom
excuse me for not wanting to hear another guy shit
>>77646351
literally me in chad earthquake
>>77646272
Sorry, bud.
>>77646352
Go to a private university. If you can't afford that, move to a place that isn't diverse. Stay the fuck outta Vermont, though.
>spaghetti'd already and its not even 2pm
>>77646439
no
your days are numbered wh*tey
>>77646439
Not anymore. My 91% white college (4 years ago) is now 70%.
>>77645445
>>77645459
>>77645634
>>77645661
>>77645807
>>77646118
canadians are cancer, please stop replying to them
Need a hapa or full asian bf
the chad kernel vs the virgin botnet
my name's duane but the rap name's lil weezy
>>77646527
but im white conway
>>77646439
BYU
buy my cookbook
>>77646568
guess what came in the mail
it's genki
>>77646492
Have you replaced the Dane as our resident foreigner?
>>77646561
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I25UeVXrEHQ
Fuck you Ryan
You've been ignoring me
>>77646645
Ryan wanted me to tell you that he's breaking up with you
>>77646605
hey!!!
threadly reminder that gays are NOT welcome
>>77646695
Sorry bro. Thought you did an hero or something.
here is a 40 minute video about a dude being upset because Patrick is a dick to sponge bob
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdqVJXSZDoE&feature=youtu.be
*gets out*
Reminder that women shouldn't be considered human as they don't have the mental faculties necessary for higher level thought
The American gf.
>>77646645
im sorry for whatever i've done, it was unintentional
>Thusday July 27, 2017
Where has the time gone? how are your goals coming along /cum/? Are you making it?
WUMBADUMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>77646779
So far so good, buddy.
>>77646736
>>77646764
you've been making lots of mistakes lately.
get your shit together
>>77646779
Got a bf and a job, things are going well
>>77646779
gf2016 was a disaster
gf2017 looks to be a repeat
>>77646831
you better be a girl and not a faggot
>>77646831
>Got a bf
>>77646779
pretty good. im all ready for 3rd year.
going to be living with 3 chads. hope it goes well. it's a nice house.
>>77646601
it wasn't obvious when i started. but there's two parts of the book. so there's a chapter 1 in the first half of the book about reading, and another chapter 1 about writing exercise near the second half of the book. I would do 1 reading, 1 writing, 2 reading, 2 writing...
>>77646810
Speaking of mistakes...
>>77646605
i'm not THAT autistic
im thoroughly convinced that the 2000's doesn't have decades, 2003 and 2017 feel so much the same, as if were in a perpetual y2k
>>77646863
>>77646873
THE DANE BTFO ONCE AGAIN
>>77646831
>>77646934
be my g(m)f
>>77646926
Done.
norway and danmark are my favorite euro countries
>>77646977
Only if you're Asian
>>77646981
thanks :^)
watch the fucking video i posted idiots
i need reinforcement
how do i appease the chad gods ill be living with?
>>77646990
>Not glorious Suomi
What's wrong witchu?
Me on the top danmark on the bottom
>>77647044
be their gf (male)
>>77646432
May I ask why you, a Canadian, would do that?
>>77647044
Present your asshole to them, they won't kill them while they're pounding your girly hole
>>77647084
fordi han var viking og shieeeeet
>>77645350
Pretty much anyone can pass as a local in the US and Canada
>>77647084
Canadians tend to just be Euromutts, so it wouldn't be entirely wrong for me to do that. You can actually trace my last name to Norway if you go back far enough.
>inb4 WE WUZ VIKANGS
>>77647048
the only thing wrong with me is the fact that im half norwegian so i have a strong cultural connection to it
>>77647074
THICC
H
I
C
C
>>77647150
Good thing I'm not wh*te
>>77646757
Perfect birthing body. need me one of these bruhs.
>>77647155
WE
>>77647195
WUZ
min kuk er så hardt
>>77647155
What is your last name?
>>77647074
BRAAAAAAAP :^)
>tfw nobody will ever call you by your name
>>77647106
sometimes they would take me under their wing and bring me to parties.
>>77647123
Hehe MINE FORFEDRE
>>77647212
VIKANGZ
>>77647230
Bjorksjaldrssenjenssen
Should I get the autism flag extensions?
me on the right
you on the left
>>77647293
Eh? No what's your actual lastname?
>>77647328
uwu
>>77647344
Hingadingadargen
>>77647328
muh dick
>>77647416
Well memed
>Czech first name
>Nord last name
I honestly wonder what the fuck was going on in my parents head when naming me
ever...sucked a dick??
are you liking genki?
i always felt it was well organzied. and the cd is great.
>>77647550
>Irish first name
>Welsh last name
Same.
Imagine being a dicklet in the era of thick girlfriends. None of you here are one, right?
I never marinated my chicken in buttermilk.
Should I?
Do you?
argentina?
>>77647657
>2in dick
yeah
>>77647688
Why has this been making the rounds so much these days?
>>77647688
THICC
>>77647721
>>77647550
>vikang first name
>anglo-hibernian last name
Listening to Dr Dre's The Chronic
>>77647721
it's a meme you dip
just sharted a bit in my pants lads
give me one reason not to lie on my resume to end this vicious NEET life.
>>77647843
don't lie too much
Oh man. That's unfortunate.
>>77647867
big
bold
beautiful!
https://twitter.com/MikeGiardi/status/890559118469201920
HES BACK
>>77647767
>jewish first name
>german last name
>>77647843
Everyone does. Just make sure you can lie convincingly.
>>77647767
imagine a redneck trying to pronounce my full name with a "Å¡" in my first and the odd j placement in my last
it turns heads
Hey is this the Nordic thread
>>77647862
how much is the right amount
>>77647843
Just fucking tell them that you had a sick family memeber and that you couldn't work
>>77647898
nonsport
>>77647916
Basically. Where's Sweden and Finland?
>>77647955
>Sw*den
we dont talk about them here
>>77647907
I have a Southern accent, let me give it a try.
>>77647921
none, you fucking DEGENERATE
>>77647767
>Vikang first name
>Vikang middle name
>Vikang father's name
LÃður vel maður
just downed a glass of milk, buds
Why is Canadian money so powerful?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om3l4ipUdtU
And now take a look at the "mighty" US with their zero security monopoly money! LOL!
>>77648017
enjoy your estrogen
>>77648015
>history has pulled iceland and norway so far apart that i had to translate this
the govt is adding chemicals to the milk that turns the anime niggas gay
>>77645265
I'm going to swear into the US Air Force DEPS soon. What job should I go for? (95 ASVAB)
:)
this is my religion
>>77647925
why wouldnt i just lie about experience
telling them you had a sick family member would only work if you got to the interview and they asked, which they probably wouldn't if you don't have experience which is retarded
>>77648148
This confuses and enrages the Scandi.
AMERICA B T F O
i wish canada would annex the midwest
*asks you to marry me*
>>77648235
kys, commie
>>77648237
b-but danmark thats gey
>>77648235
how to not put girls on such a high pedestal?
>>77648180
>why wouldnt i just lie about experience
Because they would probably call that place you supposedly work, anon. It's not a good idea.
don't risk it.
I really love this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvVlsu-FVeY
Might fuck around and respond to a sex joke with "giggity" in the year 2017.
>>77648298
Start hanging out with them. You start to realize how 'normal' they are.
>>77648264
because midwest is kill and canada is extremely similar
Is it time for a choccy milk?
OH YOU BETCHA IT DAMN SURE IS
>midwst is kill
Explain.
>>77645875
What emotion is that expression meant to convey? Regret, orgasm confusion?
>>77646351
does that stance for public shitting actually work well?
>>77648195
>Freydis is eight months pregnant at the time, but this does not stop her from running out of her tent and grabbing the sword from her fallen brother in arms, Thorbrand, Snorri's son. Then come the Skrælingjar upon her. She lets down her sark so that one breast is exposed, and strikes her breast with the sword, letting out a furious battle cry. At this the Skrælingjar are frightened and rush off to their boats, and flee away.
>Canadians are more scared of naked ladies than seasoned warriors
>>77648369
If anything I want Canada to annex Alaska, but that's kind of a safe haven for guns, so I don't want Weedman to get his hands on it.
THATS ME IN THE CORNER
THATS ME IN THE SPOT, LIGHT, LOSING MY RELIGION
>>77648313
explain to me how that's not a good idea.
if they don't hire me by finding out i lied then I lose nothing, I'm unemployed anyway. It's a win-win situation, there is nothing i can lose by lying.
midwest is kill because its boring as shit here, theres only corn fields and suburbs here and leafs will spice this place up
>>77648195
I think it's nice. Reminds me of how far the Icelandic-Norwegians went. But Canada is not that colony, so I don't get why you would identify with it. But you, or that other guy, say he's from Norwegian descent? I guess that's someting at least.
>>77648467
Lmfao.
>>77648467
>She cut her chest with a sword while screaming and running towards them.
Be honest. That's breddy scary.
>>77648525
Just memeing, m8. You guys are too polite to fall for the bait tho.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvG7CHWyol0
The sun shines in the bedroom when you play,
And the raining always starts when you go away.
*vapes*
>>77646045
BSDs will get you laid
This confuses and enrages the Finn.
Would you recommend living in Oregon and Portland?
mä rakkaudesta laulan
on siina mies ja nainen
pohjantähden alla
elää suomalainen
>>77648633
This would be effective if any Finns were actually here.
>>77648575
>tfw in some threads they think I'm an autist because I don't reply to banter with banter.
>>77648644
Oregon yes, Portland no
>>77648700
What's wrong with Portland?
Always tell me to become a fan of the Portland Timbers
>>77648672
Banter is only fun with Finnish people and Australians. Everybody else is just annoying.
>>77648363
i have a shift with a girl tonight.
ill try talking to her. i will report back if she's in fact normal.
>>77648644
What the best city and the best area in Costa Rica for Baseball fan?
I also need a city or a state where the MLS (Major League Soccer) is very popular among people.
I just like the baseball of the Costa Rica. All baseball in Europe, South America and my country (America) are shit for fucking.
I know some Day in the Costa Rica.
there will be a city or state, you only need professional team in the MLB (Major League Baseball)
a city or state, without any NFL, Without any Futbol(soccer) without any NBA, And without any NHL.
Only MLB (Major League Baseball)
>>77648644
>portland
>ever
-balt- is basically an erp fest now wtf
>>77648661
Create a thread in which you thank the swedes for Mummitrollet.
please help me relocate to the united states of america
>>77648575
>Being scared of a girl cutting herself
>>77648730
Lots of homeless people, fags and liberals. I guess I just don't like big cities.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rV8L3RMHXfg
>>77648738
Try and act natural. She'll only act normal if you manage to approach her with some semblance of casualty.
>>77648767
That's scary and you know it's scary!!
>>77648762
its not worth living here
>>77648762
You best go back to Turkey, desu.
>>77648869
but i want to try
>>77648859
The absolute state of Canadian """""""men"""""""
No wonder your country will be 80% shitskins by 2100
>>77648762
are you a racist? I'll marry you if you're racist
>>77648898
niBBa you better go see a doctor with your fucked up clubbed nails
>>77648900
dont
>>77648929
i hate niggers yes
*kisses canada and america on the forehead*
>>77648918
YOU WOULD RUN TOO IF YOU SAW THAT.
>>77649007
>>77648815
okey dokey
the muslim at work got angry again
One can dream....
>>77649054
Godspeed, anon. When do you get back?
>>77649020
Unlike most Canadians, I'm not scared of half-naked women
Eating chick filla
*exposes my breasts and strike one of them with a sword*
>>77649084
Why do you have Germany when they make such good beer?
>>77649092
The nudity isn't the scary part, bro. It's the aggressive self-harm and screaming.
Business idea:
Jack off only on weekends and do it a lot
people that kiss their kids on their mouths sicken me
>>77649117
I would sacrifice the good beer if Germany could be destroyed.
>>77649117
>wheat shit
*kisses Mexico on the forehead*
>>77649087
around 9 probably. not very long, just ~3.5 hours
t. barley purist
>>77646024
>wears as much clothes as climate permits
why are these so accurate
>>77649220
You'd better come back with either tales of success or an awkward greentext involving mom's spaghetti.
why are there so many scandis in here? dont you guys have your own threads where you cans speak your elf language and post incoherent memes? you are interrupting our discussion of burgers and round voluminous asses.
made a controversial post
>>77649260
>>77649260
>>77649260
I like ass and burgers
>>77649290
I like the Scandis. They add an air of class to an otherwise barbaric general.
>>77649290
fuck you am 1000% MURCAN go back to mexico STUPID FUCK
*vapes on Canada*
>>77648762
are you foot kraut? if so, I'd probably have fun hanging out with you.
>They add an air of class to an otherwise barbaric general.
>>77649365
yes i am can you help me find a job? thanks!!
i am sure we could be good friends and eat burgers together
@77649369
>>77649406
ooops wrong image!!
>>77649406
this image is all you need to know about amer*ca
>>77649161
people that post a chimp faced lesbian sicken me.
>>77649440
how old is this?
how would you handle this situation??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kVgU57si4A
>>77649406
you have good taste in women, so I'll accept you. hope you like retail/warehouse work
IM GONNA BANG THIS BITCH THE FUCK OUT
>>77649527
Terribly. Haven't watched it yet.
>tfw my el Salvadorian friend is doing a project for class on 9/11 and asks me to explain it to her
>CPU idling at 132F with 3 tabs of chrome open and steam
>>77649537
i do not mind retail work at all, i would enjoy the comfortable cashier life
>>77649570
>her
is she cute
>>77649584
Impossible
>>77649570
Was it Bush or the Jews? Or both?
>>77649589
>comfortable cashier life
oh boy, you're in for an awakening
>>77649584
that's normal
>>77649584
dont know this feel anon :)
>>77649591
yes and she said I look like ed sheeron
>>77649610
>Bush or the Jews
I had just gotten started on bush and hadn't gotten to the jews yet when people overheard and stopped me
>>77649591
>salvadorians
>cute
Migrate in 9 memes
>>77649641
>>77649641
>>77649641
>>77649618
either way, i would like to try and use it as a stepping stone into my US-American life
>>77649649
>>77649658
Dangit, burgers! You had one job!
*bends over and spreads ass cheeks*
what should I have for lunch?
I can make a turkey sandwich or I also have a gift card for little caeser's. $5 lunch combo but I am trying to be more healthy but its so good
>>77649732
*spreads ur boipussy*
*unsheates katana*
>>77649676
this is the reason why i should make the threads