/cum/

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not a good edition edition

I want to start watching an anime but only one with a shit ton of fan service, preferably thigh high socks. Suggestions pls

>>77544660
Neon Genesis Evangelion

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the ideal female body

IT is shit

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the ideal female body

>>77544570
Wish they would make another paper mario similar to the first two tbqh

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>>77544627
punches you in the face edition

https://youtu.be/SrtWT5gtZwY

business plan: create a tripcode using the name bildschirmfoto

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>>77544784
no

deutschc

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the ideal female body

business idea:

Hey guys, Obnoxious attention whore here!
XDDD

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>>77544783

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are girls real?

i feel like someone just made up this myth of this perfect creature but it doesn't actually exist.

>>77544834
groundbreaking

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Shit edition desu

>>77544862
cute
stop trying to make me like asians

Shocking musical discoveries I have made over the years:


> Genesis is British
> (therefore Peter Gabriel and Phil Collins are Brits)
> The Cardigans are Swedish

Can't think of anything else right now, thought it would be a longer post.

>>77544862
they don't it's just a masonic plot to take over the world.
Take the trappill

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asians

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsdy_rct6uo

>>77544909
Sammy Davis Jr was Jewish

business: idea

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>>77544862

>>77544862
Whoah mama.
And I can't stand redditwatch.

>>77544951

fuck you

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>the taliban is now back to the same size it was in 2001

>the cardigans are swedish
Underageb&

liberalism is the only choice of russia

>>77545027
WMD'S
OIL
LOUD ENGINE NOISES
9/11 CATASTROPHE
5,000 DEAD COALITION MEMBERS

heroin

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What are my buds drinking tonight?

>>77545083
this >>77545081

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cause she's so hiiiiiiigh
high above me

>>77545083
yer mam's ass juice

>>77545083
slurker: vann
knasker: ingenting

>>77545203
Me on the right

>>77545083
water
green tea

Things I hate:
Rap Music
People that give a shit about celebrity drama
People that are against Bashar al-Assad
The word "shade"
The word "finna"
The word "lit"
The youtube anti-sjw community
Those weirdos that try to be pro-gay and pro-islam at the same time
The west coast
We wuz kangz people
South-west Mexico
Africa
People that play dumb shooty video games
Foot fetishists
The beatles
People that post hodor on all game of thrones videos
Mushrooms
Salmon
Tofu
That little green shit they put in McDonalds burgers. Gherkins or whatever the fuck
Weed smokers
People that like art.
People that like anal sex
The LGBTQIA community

>>77545269
Whew, made it out alive.

^hahaha this faggot doesnt like pickles

>>77545269
*people whom

>>77545269
>People that like anal sex
That's it, you're over the line.

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I've been making very high quality posts recently, please enjoy some of them:

>>>/vp/33112117
>>>/v/385046135

>>77545329
>pokemon
>>>/reddit/

>>77544683
what i wouldnt do to sniff the farts of our majesty her queen herself!!!

>>77545329
Me too.

>>9211580

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>>77545349
I play Jigglypuff in Super Smash Brothers Melee, hence the /vp/ post.

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>>77545302
North American pickles are disgusting as hell. They're basically just flavorless, water soaked, slippery, glossy cucumbers. Real pickles are supposed to be strongly vinegar and herb infused.

let me try that again

>>>/ck/9211580

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>People that like art.

>>77545269
>People that are against Bashar al-Assad
>The word "lit"
>The west coast
>People that play dumb shooty video games
>Salmon
>People that like art.
me

its like the dumb ass germ doesnt realise not everyone here shops at walmart

>>77545461
abhorrent

its like the dumb ass canuck doesnt realise his insults won't affect my autism

>>77545302
>>77545446
listen here you cunts.
These are supposed to be (you)s for me yet you have ROBBED me of that.

You may now reply to this post to pay your debt.

>>77545485
>dumbass
stop saying bad words

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-X0EjwF8o0g

the blonde chick with the headscarf used to be a real QT


was S Club 7 ever even remotely a thing in the US? lol

I once shoplifted an entire lobster tank out of Sobeys while the fat-ass butcher chased me.

>>77545485
Footkraut is a shitposting """"german"""" retard, I don't know why faggots here give him any attention.

>>77545566
>things that didn't happen.png

>>77545583
>implying i would ever post about fucking pickes

they taste fucking disgusting, don't associate me with pickle eating lowlifes

>>77545583
>implying I'm footkraut
Can you maybe fucking stop assuming that every German is the same person?

received two filtered (you)'s

desperately need her to cuddle me in the midst of a foul rainstorm tbqh

>Red sox call up their top prospect
>wont be awake for the game because its on the west coast so it starts after 10 pm

FUCK THE WEST COAST

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>>77545583
This desu

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>check reputable international lamestream media news web site
>top headline is about Donal Trump rolling his eyes

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fixed
desperately need her to cuddle me in the midst of a foul rainstorm tqbh

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>bosox

Linger on, Your pale blue eyes.

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>>77545674
>I don't know why faggots here give him any attention
>keeps trying to push his retarded autism gimmick every time a german flag makes a post

i know you read and cherish every single one of my posts

>>77545701
>reading misinformation

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>>77545695
>go to international board
>be xenophobic

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The fog's just lifting. Throw off your bow line, throw off your stern. You head out to Vestfjorden, past Henningsvær, past Reine. Past Mosken Island where I hiked as a kid. Blow your air-horn and throw a wave to the lighthouse keeper's kid on Væroy. Then the birds show up, black-backed gulls, herring gulls, puffins. The sun hits you - head North. Open up to 12 - steamin' now. The guys are busy, loading the harpoon guns, you're in charge. You know what? You're a goddam whaleship captain! Is there any thing better in the world?

>>77545736
godspeed you black emperor
- Rupi kuar

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>>77545701
>open any american """news""" site
>trump everywhere on the first page
>I'll try another country's news site
>trump still everywhere
I don't care that he shushed a reporter

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>>77545735
problem?

>>77545752
>being this obtuse
stop

received another filtered (you)

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DOODLEEWHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Reply to me if you want to apologise for slavery

since people want to talk about news.
what do you guys use regularly?
i saw a report done by these people: http://www.oann.com/ on the TV while in atlanta a few months ago.
it was a nice change of pace from the antiquated propaganda outlets i used to use

>>77545811
I'm sorry

>>77545811
You should apologise for legalising slavery. I could have a fucking penal colony on St.Pauls island by now if you Limeys weren't so fucking shitty.

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https://youtu.be/xscfron_tjk

>girls are even trying to become men in video games now
when will it stop

>>77545811
i'm sorry we ended slavery without deporting every slave back to africa

who likes europeans?

>>77545824

social media

>>77545867
the whole wide world

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>>77545836
BEADY

>>77545808
Love your posts.

>>77545824
local sections in CBC and the Toronto Star, the New York Times and Ars Technica. They're all trash

>>77545824
I use /pol/

>>77546008
I can only ever do 1 skip with those

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>>77545997
>I use /pol/

one america news network is fox but they hate special snowflakes even more!!!! wow what great reporting

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Spilled tiny bit of iced tea on Mechanical keyboard and it stopped working. Within 2 hours my $120 headphones stopped playing sound in one ear.

>>77546059
ur life is basically over now

im sorry

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microwave foods

having a girl lick your shaft feels so good

>>77546125
why a girl? it feels different if its a man?

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unhealthy obsession with beautiful women probably stemming from my lack of any sense of purpose but jesus just look how adorable she is

don't like negroes (not racist)

>>77546102
Surprisingly good post

>>77546143
smile lines are so unattractive

reported a hidden post

im so boooored


aaahhhhh

>>77546142
men aren't cute so it's not enjoyable

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>>77546153
how does it feel to be incorrect

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are you guys my friends?

hope it was me

I regret getting expelled from the /cum/ discord. I would do anything for them to take me back

no

fuck off

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>>77546194
don't see why not

Need a girl(boy(girl(female)))friend

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>>77546143
>jews trying to convince people this is good looking

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>>77546176
>men aren't cute

>>77546220

me too

zyke

>>77546176
then do it in a dark room?

>>77546194
im not your enemy

>>77546254
>>77546253
same person

death to zog

OI IT'S EIGHT BONG
EIGHT BONG???!?!
WOT??
TEATIME DEARIES>!!

nEED a early 20s MILF gf to impregnate and give more babies to T B H

>>77546046
what compels someone to post something like this?

>>77546220
i left within 24 hours of it being made
it's such a mindless shithole

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I'll do it. I swear this time I'll actually fucking do it.

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>>77546220
/cum/ discord is a fucking disgusting idea desu

>>77546321
>>>/frog twitter/

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>jewesses aren't attractive

>>77546350
please dont swear

>>77546350
attention-whore detected

>>77546253
That looks like Ana Kasparian

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>>77546328
don't like tea

trained my cats to piss and defecate in the toilet. They even know how to flush

>>77546378
More importantly jewesses want your or your son's dick mutilated.

>>77546341
>what compels someone to post something like this?
tiredness and revulsion at mainstream news networks

any time someone says the words "equal/adequate representation" i know they're a caustic simpleton

i would do anything for a (you)

>>77546383
Well I do like (You)s.
>>77546382
Ass ass ass dick fuck piss famalam.

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>American literature

>>77546395
I like my tea salty and forced off of a dock by angry colonists dressed like Natives.

>>77546414
true

>>77546420
post your phone number

So when did exactly did people stop freaking out over the zika outbreak?
Was a cure ever discovered?
And how many Americans were affected by it?

>>77546450
about 6 months after it started
not to my knowledge
unknown. people stopped caring

>>77546449

breddy funny

Love white grills. Want to find a skinny one and impregnate and watch her hips, belly, and tits get really fat.

>>77546410
what does that have to do with oann?

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>tfw too dumb to make webms

>>77546581
one, i am tired. so i will not put effort into my posts. two, the OANN is a mainstream news network that is literally just a hardline version of fox. they suck and their spin is blatant

>>77546590
have you even tried once?

ill find an american gf just so i can get dat green card. what you gonna do about it?

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>>77546643
just dont come to canada

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shake it, anon, come on!!!

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>>77546541
I want to do this too.
Why can't I want things I can achieve.

is everyone but me secretly a pedo?

>>77546643
Welcome you to New Jersey my Italian comrade.

>>77546669
To achieve a goal, one must constantly visualise it.

>>77546396
Such strange ways to show who we are, what you know
put the life back in your heart
Let's try forgiveness no self-deception
little less reaction, little more reflection

>>77546621
only online converters, do you know how to make soundless ones from youtube?

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>>77545083
beer

>>77546661
once i settle there, i'll go back and forth between seattle and canada. how about that?

>>77546709
odd reply

>>77546617
i just perused a few of their articles and i didn't see much of anything on the level of fox bias

>>77546739
just use webm for idiots and turn off the sound channels

>>77546684
Isn't the legal age of consent in mexico something like 12?

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>>77545083
Water

>>77546783
no

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Im a wolf bitch i always stalk my prey

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what's it like to kiss a girl?

>>77546744
i dont live on the west coast knock yourself out buddy. you'll fit in there because they've got lots of immigrants
>>77546776
>i just perused a few of their articles and i didn't see much of anything on the level of fox bias
i tuned to their channel when I was in the states and it was pure vitriolic garbage coming out of the talking head's mouth

>>77546800
>>77546783
yes, sometimes

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_North_America

>>77546830
Not into beastiality, sorry.

SHOT TO THE HEART

>>77546854
maybe you did. i didn't see any of that the one time i watched them, and i haven't seen anymore on their website since
what constitutes "vitriolic garbage" to you?

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going to bed

night /cum/bums

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>>77546102
>tfw you haven't owned a microwave in 8 years

>>77546903
How do you heat the water for your instant coffee?

>>77546776
they had tomi lahren before glenn beck

>>77546916
you dont use a kettle?
>>77546892
they were ranting and raving about liberals or something stupid like that

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Slept 16 hours yesterday and only got up to piss and force-feed myself.
lolwhatamilike

>>77546942
what caused your depression and how long have you been depressed

>you will never have tomi lahren

Why go on?

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>>77546916
I wait for my electric kettle to, nearly, boil water then use pic related.

>>77547015
her knees are a bit fat

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should i masturbate today?

>>77546846
The episode of Kino of the Hill in which Bobby experiences his first kiss is pretty accurate in his reaction.

who else /beretta/ here?

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>>77546855
>be canadian
>get put in jail for having anal sex

>>77547049
Better than pointy knees, no?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2rTafbQepg
from all mi shqip brothers to yu amerike

>>77547065
me with the cat ears

>>77547065
you should masturbate once every three (3) days

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for me it is the moka pot

>>77546936
i must have missed that segment

>>77546923
those names mean nothing to me

>>77547065
you should kys every day

>>77547067
benelli is better

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>>77547103
I think you've got that confused with 3 times every 1 day.

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>>77547015
I'd rather have Lauren Southern

>tfw out of smokes

>>77547131
>"Oh, wo ist mein Handy?"

It's like you hate testosterone, or something.

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>>77547173
>tfw have a half a pack
heh, learn to ration, anon

>>77547161

i cant stand her voice

she sounds so dumb and confrontational

Actually, canada looks better. Whats the best city on the east coast?

I have a chemex

>>77547173
>2017
>won't bum a fag

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Better to sound dumb than look dumb

Smoking is bad for you

we need a /cum/ facebook group

love Jimmy johns

simple as

>>77547300
We need a /cum/ subreddit

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>Smoking is bad for you

>>77547262
This
Doesn't matter if it's weed or tobacco, tobacco kills your body and weed kills your brain
How I love my weed though, alas we were not meant to be ;-;

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>>77546995
>what caused
I assume it's hereditary since my mom was institutionalized
>how long
Since adolesence and it has only intensified as I've lost interest in more and more things
Thanks for asking!

>>77547275
> no girl will EVER look at you like that

>>77547341
are you on any medications?

>>77547342
wrong
plenty already have

>>77547191
[citation needed]

nigger chicken is a delicious hearty meal

>>77547342
that is true

>>77547114
>that tiny-ass bialetti
Girlslaughing.jpeg

chicken nigger is a heart delicious meal

my life has gotten so much better once i started to check /cum/ every couple of days instead of hours

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i was this kid

>>77547409
No it hasn't

>>77547389
You cook espresso in it, not watery shitsoup coffee.

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wow... can't believe they actually said this in the bible

thinking of buying a pack of luck strikes

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If you have menttal problems kill yourself

mental problems are for weak people and they are not real diseases.

>>77547409
I have to agree actually
I think part of that though is how shitty this place has gotten

>>77547416
cute, you remind me of me as a kid

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>>77547389

>>77547426
i can't believe it either.

really getting upset that people think niggers invented fried chicken

>>77547363
Been through several.
Current one helps curb anxiety but definitely doesn't help tendency toward hypersomnia.

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>smoking

>mental problems are not real diseases
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TjVBpyTeZM

>>77547456
No one thinks that

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>tfw have a small fedora pic collection

Feel like jerking off then dying. Is this normal?

>>77547439
It is a bialetti for the chronically alone.

>>77547468
i dont have difficulty with sleeping too much, just chronic fatigue related to my depression

were all gonna make it bud

NIGGERS INVENTED FRIED CHICKEN

black people can cook better than white people

>>77547416
not me
I have blond hair

>>77547483
>responding to cara
and to think i was about to apologetically argue this position

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should i buy fallout 4?

i litterally can't think of any video game to throw money at.

>>77547532
that hurts

>>77547556
no

>>77547556
buy me the witcher 3 thanks

>>77547556

no

play literally any of the other ones

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>>77547556
of course!!

>tfw cara kino is dead before it even started
>http://variety.com/2017/film/news/europacorp-stock-value-drops-valerian-poor-opening-weekend-1202504169/

What now buds

Is it common in Canada and Europe for light haired people to get brunette when they're older? Cause I don't see anyone here that's still blonde/ginger after 26.

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>literally

>>77547554
Then you would've been responding to him instead of me

>>77547609
>probably
>actually

>>77547556
Buy Crusade Kings II and bang your sister just like in real life you god damn insect

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why do people even have chronic depression? like, nigga its all in your head... just get over it and carry on with your day lmao

>>77547556
get Slaves to Armok: God of Blood Chapter 2: Dwarf Fortress

>>77547619
"this position" meaning what you quoted
that should have been clear by my use of "apologetically"

>>77547602
It's called infantile blondism and yes, it's very common.

>>77547543
looked for a non-sarcastic thumbs-up image but don't have any saved.
Anyway, that.

>>77547602
I was blond as fuck as a kid. Brown haired now.

Eyebrows/body hair still go blond after lots of sun though

>>77547559
Sorry, bud.
Most grills would probably think it's cute.

I want to be /cum/-famous

I want to be /cum/ infamous.

>>77547723
post your thighs

>>77547729
post your dick

I want to be /cum/ incognito

Hate listening to other millennials talk, especially the girls.

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i want /cum/

>>77547736
i posted my dick and nobody cared

>>77547753
this

>>77547753
d-d-delete this

Denmark is getting better at making threads

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Want cute american gf

>>77547811
fuck off

>>77547822
no
you do not

>>77547766
you're already /cum/ (in)famous it doesn't count

>tfw no gf

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i think i have the biggest penis in /cum/

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>>77547839
yes i do

>>77547843
it wasnt because of that

>>77547871
prove it you gaybo

>>77547871
you know there are black posters, right?

tfw 6.5 inch master race

http://www.sizemeup.info/

fill this out and post results ryan

been drinking 6 large cups of coffee a day for the past several days

i have to piss constantly

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I don't need a gf

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>>77547811
thanks!!

im half black

im black from the waist down

>>77547942
dicklet

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>>77547954

I was joking

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>>77547945
tfw semi-elite

i have such a tiny dick

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>>77547975
..........................

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:)

>>77547766
post it again

>>77548067
dont ever post this again

>>77548056
the master race

>>77548089
>>77548089
>>77548089
>>77548089
>>77548089

77548067
awful.

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>>77547945
Ryan is my little brother, I am Nigel

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>>77547945
when i was a kid i thought i was 8 inches, but i remeasured a couple times and im only 7.75...

also conway starting talking to me a lot more when i posted my weewee so i think it must be nice.

>>77548107
im slightly shorter and slightly thicker, im also more voluminous than 99.9% of men. funny how you have such a weapon but will never use it

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love

>>77544660

Kanojo Kanojo Kanojo, Mafuyu is thigh highs all day