I am a Greek edition
All it takes to become a Greek is to say "I am a Greek". This applies to all, except Ikibey
Old >>77492983
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eimai ellinas
kalo? kai pou einai oi polimorfes ellinides blyad :DDDD
>except Ikibey
Thank Gods that we didn't colonize Germany
>>77518026
Ukraine <33333
Here's an ellinida for you
>>77517806
>republique
>gréce
non, do NOT download this passport it is a fake
>>77518146
My cherrypicking-dar is going off, my man, plus I'm into dark grills desu
Is it me or do ellinidas have some sort of weird voice modulation quirk when they speak, similar to American valley girl creaky shit? Like they sound coarser and huskier than normal grilles for some reason, and it's obviously something they're *doing*, not just how their voices are
>>77518177
The voice thingie depends on the person desu
>>77518158
Je confirme que Grece est un republique vieux desu
>>77518239
American creaky voice shit is cancer, but whatever the hell your weirdo grill voice is called is top tent pitching to be quite frank with you, my malakas
>>77518239
no, both words are misspelled, that was not clear sorry
>>77518249
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACO51KDr73w
Some voices for you
>>77518296
Oh kek then, that was our 1980 passport either way
The modern one doesn't have foreign languages in this email cover, only Greek
http://www.dimokratianews.gr/sites/default/files/styles/inner_top_full_width/public/f2_a_6.jpg?itok=ArVIqaes
ΕΥΡΩΠΑΪΚΗ ΕΝΩΣΗ (European Union)
ΕΛΛΗΝΙΚΗ ΔΗΜΟΚΡΑΤΙΑ (Hellenic Republic)
and
ΔΙΑΒΑΤΗΡΙΟ (passport)
>>77518345
oh shit, euxaristó my hellenigger
Serbia is actually a shithole and Serbs should forget about Kosovo.
>>77518378
how do i get ukrainian gf ?
>>77518438
>>77518438
Pretty much book a ticket and go to places where they're likely to congregate like bars or clubs. Gold digging salopes won't let you get on a plane back unfucked, mec
>>77518561
I seriously doubt they'd be speaking French or English though.
Do your young compatriots learn foreign languages?
>>77518635
Oh they would speak enough to communicate "Euro for bepis in bagoogle"
>>77518719
If I ask those if they'd be paying my STD treatments afterwards, they won't have an answer, will they?
>>77518748
Of course they wont, it's included in the cost of your vacation. Everyone knows that
>>77518800
This makes a vacation in North Korea sound more sensible tho..
>>77518855
No money no honey, as a Greek would probably know.
>>77519257
Tell me about it m8..
Pros like xpozed have their price
I wish I was Greek like iki. but I am not. I am albanian, and albanians are subhuman :\
>>77517789
Hottest girl in Greece
>2d > 3d
>>77519662
4d>6d
Last night there were these two Dutch girls im the club. Literally 190cm without heels blonde godesses. I've noticed that especially dutch people and scandinavians are really beautiful and really tall. I'm 188 cm and i was one of the smallest guys there
t. Serbro in Sunny Beach
Also 100lv for 30 mins with a bulgarian hooker, if i cant get it in im going there
//blog
>>77520154
>100 euro/h
Who do they think they are? Russian models?
>>77520171
50€/h
>>77520154
How its going overall and why are you too dumb to fuck a russian girl?
>>77520214
50€ 30min = 100€ 60min
>>77520215
Dude idk, last night was good but i didnt approach any girls. I feel like my friends are dragging me down, because i always see people going in pairs to approach girls and my friends are too autistic
>>77520255
Yeah that
>>77520351
Ditch em , go solo, learn Russian.
>>77520351
Dude, I told you, Russian, Belarus, Ukraine, you dont need anything except Hi, ask where they are from, if they answer one of the above or some other soviet crap just ask what they drink, get some drink for her, dance a bit and thats it, you will fuck her 80% of the time. Too bad im just next month there, id wingman you
>>77518069
>WE WUZ ROME N SHIEEEEEET
Who made this ma, Jamblarosusolousous Ciganoafnalckahksaousakusakis?
Daily reminder that once brave Bulgarian patriots gathered from all of Bulgaria to fight the greco-ottoman alliance to defy islamic tyranny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIvRkjOd1f8
>>77517789
Do I need to be able to speak fluent Latin to be Greek?
>>77518069
>Epidamnos
>In Montenegro
WTF shit map
>>77520878
You speak fluent Korean so you can be Japanese, though, why bother with the Greek shit?
Reminder than Bulgarians once inhabited Ukraine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LWWfMOq1cQ
what a dumb whore
>>77521884
Nice silicone lips
>>77521884
>100 киyлa
remainder that all indoeuropeans from indians and iranians to germans and brits are from ukrainian steppes that are their homeland where they domesticated horse and invented wheel
>>77521960
Hello Greek
>>77521960
Large parts of Ukraine was completely depopulated over time. In antiquity this was because of steppe nomad horse archers, but it happened later again too. Why does everyone flee from Ukraine?
>>77521941
>>77521945
dresses like a whore
why didnt the balkans unite as to not allow the invasion of the ottoman turks in this region?
>>77522319
Because the rest of the Balkans were already declining and got easily conquered by the Ottomans before the remnants of the Byzantine Empire (Constantine and Moreas in Peloponesse) remained against them
>>77521884
>>77522198
this is what our daughters will listen and adore, so better get use to it
buckle up, flagfag
>>77522319
Back then Bulgaria itself was divided into three parts, easy game for the ottomans because our leaders were dumb.
>>77523276
you get banned pretty often my friend
>>77521884
She is fucking the 40 year old rapper gypsy?
>>77521864
>Reminder than Bulgarians once inhabited Ukraine
Who are you reminding?We surely have not forgotten.
/balk/ are you OTR or TBA?
>>77523878
>because our leaders were dumb
It is really hard to judge people in ancient times when the flow of information was very limited back then.
Do you truly believe that things would have turned out the way they did if people knew the exact numbers of the mudslime hordes and their mudslime ways?
It is hard to act appropriately when you can't see the whole picture.
>>77523914
for serious crimes, like you can see
unfortunately, i'm not a brain dead turk in germany
>>77525819
>being 12
>>77525819
BABA STARS
кwo cтaa тyкa we жawкapи
>>77521884
i have a thing for dumb qt blonde womanlet bimbos tbx
>>77526708
eбeмe ти мaйкaтa
a пpи тeб кaк e?
>>77526847
ибaw cъм ти мaкятa яc нa тeбe
>>77526244
My nigga
>>77526976
person of thorough skin pigmentation who belongs to me*
>>77521884
>implying he's not deep in the friendzone
>implying she lets anyone other than big muscular alpha batka gorillas anywhere near her poon
>>77527108
I have a friend, female weightlifter, 100kg apparently hit on her several times, she has shown me some whatsapp correspondence, the guy is illiterate af
me on the left
>>77527628
haha, what is this
isla islaaam
>>77527979
the locals of Brăila, proud romanians of mongolian ancestry
Why does this go so hard?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apWB1cG5Ulw
>>77527628
What are Bulgarians doing in Romania?
Fuck anime, unless it's about cats with powers
>>77528447
nothing wrong with anime
>>77517789
is she greek
>>77528401
What are s*rbshits doing in Bulgaria?
>>77528582
aj em krick
>be me
>coming home after work / supermarket
>grill walking in the opposite direction
>our eyes meet for a second
>had short hair, had generic cloths on, and was sort of hunched over (was carrying things like me)
>to normies she would be around 6/10
>to me she was a solid 10/10 gf material would share food with, cuddle with and impregnate
i wonder if she thought about me when she went home
>>77531855
The happenings of a loser episode 4 pt. ½ (ENG SUB)
>>77520590
i'm a local and would not be surprised
one of the main things tourists are here for is to fuck other tourists, even the grills
>>77531855
I did, anon
>>77528447
Come here, you big hairy brown man
>>77529673
I am a fellow of greek ancestry*
higarana is super easy btw
わたしわ なめ あんんおん です
>>77531855
wow he made eye contact
everyone clap it up for casanova here
>>77532005
hiragana*
see even english is harder
(it literally is btw, it's I-nglish, not E-nglish)
>>77532005
yet, you couldn't comprehend the very basics
>>77532025
i'll have you know she was looking at me first
>>77532025
Alright, let's hear about your experience with the opposite sex.
>>77532074
i started learning it yesterday
write smth
>>77532114
also i assume you're referring to つ for the double ん ?
How can you be Christcuck after this?
http://natives-today.com/2017/03/21/vatican-in-awe-1500-year-old-bible-confirms-that-jesus-christ-was-not-crucified/
>>77522319
They did.
And not only balkans but most of Europe united and they still couldn't keep the BOC (Big Ottoman Cock) outside
>>77531923
Wtf do you even read?
>>77531855
>share food with
Are you an animal?
>>77532280
turkey destroys chistians yet again
>>77517789
I am the grandson of a greek i have neve meet. He gave a almost perfect face tho. Nigger tier if u ask me my grandmother was the most beutifull of the village
>>77532360
>Are you an animal?
i'm just -being myself-
>>77522319
Serbs backstabbed them
>>77531915
link?
>>77525819
how did this even become a thing
>>77532096
put peepee in her peepee in my dreams
>>77532096
I'm staying with my sister in the same room. We quite usually make meme jokes since she's a NEET and sees memes too
>>77528063
wait braila is hungarian?
>summer time
all these qts i know irl on their bikinis and I get to save their pics in my fap folder from my fake insta
its a good time
im gay
why do greeks only wear speedos
>>77535694
they are gay like me
let's stick our piles of shit into one giant and multiethnic pile of shit and see what happens
>>77536310
The next Roman Empire is born
>>77535254
Your life is a meme
>>77535709
I bet you like anime
>>77535564
What kind of subhuman must you be to devolve into stalking a bunch of skanks on instawhore.
>>77531970
I am not a true hater of anime, per se
What I hate is the cancerous culture that comes with them (waifus, anime slang, retarded mentality) and the fact they have became fap material
Fuck those anime, bring the old back
>>77537732
How's Greece xpozed?
>>77531855
no, she found some beta to carry her bags while she was getting wet thinking about chad
meanwhile you're literally lower than beta, for you failed to even mumble "c-can i carry your bags, m'lady" to your madame
balk ded
>>77531855
>having lower standards than even a normie
embarrassing
>>77539210
>implying normies won't fawn over even a fat disgusting pig sow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUJg3f8u2C4
>>77538382
t. Selqk
kek bulgarian song in the witcher
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXOd8uNnJQA
>>77539512
She has such symmetrical features and yet she's so fucking unbearable to watch.
>>77521884
i feel like she cant apply lipstick
>>77539778
There was one in Battlefield One too!
https://youtu.be/b9CHjlVVxYI
>>77539866
>>77539853
badly-done silicone makes it seem that way
she could've gotten braces on the inside of her teeth to fix her bugs bunny teeth, she has the money for it
but she chose to go the easy way and just fuck her upper lip up
>>77539955
bugs...easy on the silicon
>>77539955
Please rename the file to Mpest Gkril pliz
>>77540004
you mean mpest nkirl
i made this meme, kid, don't teach me how to do it
>>77540041
Фк ю........ Ююююю
>>77539813
Not true. She is beautiful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hp0bgZn6i_w
>>77540288
totally normal vagina crust
>>77540288
I hope your mommy earned enough to pay your bills
>>77540288
*SNIIIIIF* Oh yes my dear
>>77539778
>>77539866
What have we done to deserve this mockery?
>>77540288
kekeke
>>77539778
double kek they even made a metal version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJA2y3IyQbU
based
>>77540288
my crotch..
>>77540595
the game is kinda old u didnt know about it?
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1500915793821.webm
http://vmashup.com/Q96IcvRz
kek
>>77540797
i didn't play it, it was too linear for me, im more of a sandbox type guy
2nd day into my balkan page experiment there are a couple of confusing things.
Serbs seem to enjoy macedonia to get mocked in particular, averaging the highest like quantity under macedonia is bulgaria or steals history memes. There is zero macedonian likes for those memes although they arent offensive most of the time. Romanians like to laugh about themselves and greeks in general like everything. Albanians like to comment in albanian and also some posts are low iq desu, whilst they are the only ones sending me private messages praising my site. Seems there is mostly black and white in albania in terms of emotions. Bulgarians act similar to greeks, bosnians seem to have a faible for food related memes whilst croatians dont like much in general. Turks seem abstent although I have targeted turkey as well, either they dont speak english or facebook is blocked there. Anyway, kinda interesting stuff.
Yadosan Yoan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLpc3JWaGDk
>>77540973
what is it called
i made a balk discrd pls join
https://discord.gg/JRgxmDZ
>>77541429
Joined
>>77541141
Bulgariaball
all non-muslim balkanites will be exterminated
the balkans is albanian and slavic muslim (bosniak, pomak, etc) clay and will also be repopulated with turkish and azeri settlers
bulgarians will be spared because they are honorary tatars but will be expected to return to islamic heritage
islaaaa islam alhamdulillah
>>77541693
(you)
(ti)
(您)
>>77542160
Why are you such a faggot?
greeks are interesting and their food is great
>>77542311
I am greek
>>77541141
I will disclose it at a later stage
>>77541693
isla islam
>>77542311
Yes except you border them so they sell you out to the turks to steal your clay. Imagine argentina supporting muslim colombia to steal your clay.
>>77542439
Yeah, you started acting like a faggot there too
If balkans would be in south america bulgaria would be argentina and the history stealing macedonians uruguay
>alBANEnian posters
>quality posts
>>77536335
>>77524015
>>77542521
>roleplays as an anime girl and finds islam memes amusing
>calls other faggots
>>77542804
>Get surprised by these in a Hyperislamic anime board
You ARE a faggot
>>77542804
>>77542866
Shqiposting at its finest
>>77542613
Who is brazil then? UMA delicia
>>77542311
>tasteless yogurt
>jellified tarator
>gread
>>77543140
Ebem ti strana, turci
>>77543221
what did you mean?
>>77543221
ebem ti gruckiq guz
>>77543516
Ebem looks like jebem, so it means fuck
ti means your
strana means people or tribe/family I guess
>>77542521
posti par isha un
zgjidhja vetme per ata qe dun me postu si anime jan dhomat e gazit
>>77543608
Try this and I'll blow your brains out, fucktard turkshit
>>77543516
I fuck his country
Literally this happened for as low as 10 euros
>>77535254
>tfw no sister
>>77543704
>>77543743
>noone to love and protect
>tfw foreign historian interested in the balkans and occasionally browses ghis general from time to time to study it
>>77544076
Study this
http://dump.bitcheese.net/files/sefijyd/GkB-e_qbNULTdeIw.mp4
>>77544151
WTF kek
>>77544151
I studied, and I came back with the conclusion that this region is beyond saving. I'm so sorry, Gayreek.
how come every group of slavs tries hard to wewuz into another ethnic group?
>south slavs
we wuz illyrian/thracian/hellenic
>west slavs
we wuz germans
>east slavs
we wuz ugric/viking
is the label "slav" really that repugnant?
>>77544637
Because Slavs don't exist, and those claims are right
What is wrong with the US
are jews really bad
xaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxa
>>77544699
Yah
>>77544723
we wuz nkriiks n olympians n shieeet, whypipo be lyin
who hyped
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt5524630/?ref_=nv_sr_1
>>77544723
those are just darker turks no biggie
walking on greek streets looking like that would be no problems i guess
>>77544723
not sure what your point is. greeks were/are black. the white ones are albanians/turks. notice aphrodite is wh*te. afroditë is an albanian name
>>77544151
Call me autistic, but I don't understand what emotions they're trying to convey. Are they having fun?
>>77545139
>this is the last thing that i wanted to happen but it just did
>*kisses her cheek while a bit of brain matter is being splattered on the ground*
trully an american
>>77545086
>chinks
>white
>>77545139
>>77545274
If you didn't understand it
They were trying to recreate an accident scenario live on Facebook LIVE, where their mother dies, so they can have evidence her mother (which obviously died before) wasn't killed. But their acting is really bad
That's what I got from it
>>77545139
>>77544217
More here
http://abc30.com/news/18-year-old-woman-arrested-after-live-streaming-deadly-crash-near-los-banos/2244689/
Pic related is her btw. She was under influence
>>77544334
Bye turk
does anyone know what kind of glasses are these?
>>77546036
gay ones
like his speedos
>>77535694
I want, nay, I NEED a Greek bf.
>>77546313
I dont have one but i have ones bubreks if you want that pretend its a bf
>>77546479
Can you throw in a liver?
>>77546557
sent ;)
check ur fax
>>77546608
can you use a telegraph? don't have a fax yet
>>77546294
>>77546313
>>77546479
>>77546557
>>77546608
>>77546758
I just broke this IslamicCc chain of comments
>>77545985
>america
not even once
>>77546832
cCc no you didn't cCc
faleminderit amerike
>>77546977
ti je legjend
>>77546842
http://dump.bitcheese.net/files/dekokom/Hd-qhiRMWwAzidgd.mp4
No gore or anything traumatic here, just the girl predicting her future
The liveleak version is even worse than the one I posted above, because the dumb drunk bitch shakes her sister around shouting ''wake up Jacqueline I love you'' and her fucking brains are spilling out
finally some storms
>>77547045
What is this
just had some spanakopita. un jam grek
>>77548171
Si me u bo ne un grek?
>>77549031
duhet me hangër pite me kos edhe me than se je grek tri herë në pasqyrë
>>77549748
un jam grek