/brit/

/lat/

gimmick idea: only use the first and last letter of words
think I've got a right good one here

/lat/

File: Carmack.png (23KB, 1052x120px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 1052x120px

Am reading 312 pages of John Carmack interviews
>http://fd.fabiensanglard.net/doom3/pdfs/johnc-interviews.pdf

Its very intimidating to see a genius who is also so sociopathically abrasive and confident. Makes me feel very small.

Like the time his cat, who he had had for like a year, peed on his leather couch so he just straightup had it euthanised the next day.

Chilling stuff.

>>77387332
fk of yu tt

ai ls

>centralised government doesn't work

ah yes, I'm sure that's why the USA has been such a failure and isn't currently the biggest economy in the world

File: 387567478.png (1022KB, 1140x600px) Image search: [Google]

1022KB, 1140x600px

playing some of the old vidya

File: image.jpg (158KB, 968x968px) Image search: [Google]

158KB, 968x968px

>>77387304

west sussex

>>77387356
wd hm yu il tt

>>77387376
This gimmick isn't funny

graduation tomorrow
don't really want to do it

>loads of countries are about to leave the EU
>no I can't name any of them, but trust it's going to happen!

>>77387395
had mine on tuesday

Unreal how /leftypol/ twats can't shut the fuck up a single daylight minute about le Tory Britain and le Tories Tories Tories but without missing a beat genuflect to the unassailable political wisdom of the incumbent British government when it suddenly suits them
Loathsome doesn't even begin

>>77387359
ai

kill yourself liam

>>77387346
my cats called Mitsi too
*sweats*

>>77387243
Hahaha yeah, I mean why does the mostly Protestant Christian part of Africa with high HIV/AIDS cases care what the fucking Pope thinks about johnnies, but completely disregards The Church's position on sexual abstinence before marriage and monogamy??

File: 1499943356667.jpg (135KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

135KB, 1280x720px

anime

>>77387403
what do you actually do in the ceremony
also cba getting up at like 5am to travel ugh

>>77387407
xD he said it!!!

File: 2792.jpg (34KB, 725x435px) Image search: [Google]

34KB, 725x435px

had sex last night

cringe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fowu72-dKvM

>>77387418
ot of my td fg

>>77387418
whats the short version of Guillaume?

File: 1471286190685.jpg (2KB, 125x65px) Image search: [Google]

2KB, 125x65px

just copped these

>>77311278
also hating Slavs is even more runty than being a mere pan-white nationalist.

>>77387474
bt yu lk le a rt mg

File: 1498954428210.jpg (89KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]

89KB, 640x640px

dentists gonna get it

>>77387376
she'd make a good trap

>>77387405
good post. quite a well spoken lad, aren't you. get ready for furious leftypol hatposts though

>>77387485
nah

I am reviewbrah's one friend AMA

>>77387449
is he gay?

>>77387459
theres none

>>77387511
ws yr fe fd

>>77387405
good use of the word genuflect, quite enjoyed this post

>>77387521
ok well im inventing it now. Gui. there you are.

>>77387516
no he just doesn't like girls that have fallen into the trap of cultural marxism and behave like dirty slags with no morals

File: 1492872229858.jpg (72KB, 862x786px) Image search: [Google]

72KB, 862x786px

hmm yes this definitely seems like someone I should listen to

File: 1500561277638.png (1MB, 1113x577px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1113x577px

me

Thinking about starting to wax my hair and comb it back. Thoughts?

>>77387376
maisie

My girlfriend and I have sex everyday.

gimmick idea: only use the first and last letter of words but don't separate the words with spaces
gkie:oyueteftadltlrofwsbtdtsetewswhss

>>77387563
alri greaser

>>77386377
sorry i'm a thread late

>DOWN WITH GOVERNMENT
>And in with a new government that will govern literally everything that isn't already governed

t. leftypol

File: 1471654673972.jpg (85KB, 1024x512px) Image search: [Google]

85KB, 1024x512px

>this women was almost prime minister

>>77387496
pure bild

>>77387578
very similar body to the finnish gf

>>77387548
true gentleman

>>77387405
just one of many leftist hypocrisies. now consider their hatred of sexism, homophobia and the rest but parallel to that suck muslim dicks at every opportunity - who are among the most homophobic, sexist and intolerant of peoples on earth. utterly insane.

son wants to be a girl, shall be cutting his cock off momentarily
SHAN'T be having any of that christian bollocks though, harmful stuff that

consulting the ancestral spirits

File: some girl.jpg (66KB, 476x720px) Image search: [Google]

66KB, 476x720px

Post the gender-swapped version of yourself

Yes I am a 'darkie'

File: file.png (589KB, 980x360px) Image search: [Google]

589KB, 980x360px

>>77387557
>build the crystal palace
fantastic idea

File: rev x tim.jpg (379KB, 681x980px) Image search: [Google]

379KB, 681x980px

Why is Tim so scruffy yet his son such a snappy dresser?

>>77387588
lumpy misshapen fatarse disguised by clever lighting

look at the shape of it, its not actually round

File: reviewbrah snapchat.jpg (66KB, 448x790px) Image search: [Google]

66KB, 448x790px

>>77387304

>>77387509
I'm awaiting proof of a slavic terrorist targetting innocent civilian persons in a major Western city.

n.b.: the Carnajev brothers don't count

>>77387575
shan't be applying effort to read /brit/posts mate

File: britshitEdition.jpg (109KB, 638x512px) Image search: [Google]

109KB, 638x512px

./pol/ was here

has seen


manifested and conquered.

>>77387588
ID and moar????????????

>>77387637
the other tim/reviewbrah mashup pic is better

File: 1493785961383.jpg (438KB, 600x849px) Image search: [Google]

438KB, 600x849px

>>77387630

File: 69f.jpg (36KB, 354x286px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 354x286px

des
pa
cito

>>77387668
Lets see

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIRT7lf8byw

>>77387687
dont have it

REAL business idea: create a website where you can encode and decode text using a unique algorithm, but only british IPs can access the site
DOUBLE business idea: make this into a browser extension
going to do this, don't steal my idea lads
yank mongs won't know what hit them

File: kGS43M8.jpg (38KB, 720x960px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 720x960px

>>77386377

Stop posting anime here, you fucking child sex offenders

>>77387694
Then keep your mouth SHUT
RUNT

used up my one allocated slav reply for the day earlier so can someone let this polack know that hes being very mean

File: tim goosing.jpg (113KB, 681x1199px) Image search: [Google]

113KB, 681x1199px

Saw a girl working in Maccies today with a bloody amazing bum, couldn't stop looking at it.

>>77387557
I'm sure that was taken completely within context

>>77387638
fairly sure it is

>>77387667
masha p

File: IMG_3219.png (2MB, 1242x2208px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1242x2208px

ahhh australia

normies actually wank to brazzers screaming

File: 0329842039840923842.jpg (80KB, 498x346px) Image search: [Google]

80KB, 498x346px

me and the lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VV1XWJN3nJo
remember when pop music videos had pretty women being pretty and singing instead of twerking asses and pornographic imagery?

might go to sainsbury's and get some chicken

>>77387557
last poo i did clogged the toilet
alri thats 14 checked off

going to call my browser extension Yankblock
it will decode encoded text on 4chan ONLY if you have a British IP

>>77387783
thats the one

File: 1479797617329.jpg (184KB, 1372x1371px) Image search: [Google]

184KB, 1372x1371px

>remember when pop music videos had pretty women being pretty and singing instead of twerking asses and pornographic imagery?

>>77387764
LEWD

>>77387597
screeching
what an utter fucking mong

Anyway to watch channel 4 online without it being a minute or more behind the tv?

Bear in mind I don't have a tv

business idea: harvest the IPs of every poster with a browser extension

File: perfect legs and arse.jpg (432KB, 1936x2592px) Image search: [Google]

432KB, 1936x2592px

Post a better legs/arse combo than this protip you can't

when's that bloody Jane Austen finally going to release her next book?!

File: H-o9r736cyb9CV_7-f1R7cYtCSn-kIXQR70Hp-XHsTg.jpg (41KB, 640x427px) Image search: [Google]

41KB, 640x427px

>>77387557
fucking hell

>>77387698
cannot imagine the utter runt who made that

LOVE asians
hate racists

simple as

File: innit.jpg (11KB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 480x360px

screaming SCREECHING howling GUFFAWING

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-40667991

File: McK.jpg (96KB, 782x583px) Image search: [Google]

96KB, 782x583px

So how are we all this evening?

>>77387850
you're being deceived by high-heels mate.

File: 1500330936166.jpg (113KB, 864x960px) Image search: [Google]

113KB, 864x960px

>>77387597
didn't understand it until I read it again
absolute state

>>77387818
wish I looked this cool

>>77387752
please explain what context would make "offer your sons up as a sacrifice to God" a sensible thing to advise

>>77387883
shite and want to die

>>77387557
kek
he's such a fucking hack

>>77387542
Gaume?
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/gom#English

>>77387903
>>77387850
need a sister like this

File: 1473973415883.png (26KB, 690x709px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 690x709px

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-40655893

An action plan to create 7,000 jobs and revitalise the south Wales valleys has been published.
Six towns will be hubs for economic growth in surrounding communities, stretching from Neath to Cwmbran

File: 1469314817842.jpg (45KB, 409x409px) Image search: [Google]

45KB, 409x409px

>>77387879
based NEET

>>77387897
Are you pretending to be retarded or do you honestly think Peterson wants you to sacrifice your son to appease God? Just end it mate.

File: IUqeqWc.jpg (418KB, 1803x3139px) Image search: [Google]

418KB, 1803x3139px

>>77387850
*AHEM*

leftypol needs to fuck off

File: 1496987517957.jpg (1MB, 1600x1194px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1600x1194px

>>77387956

>>77387877
kill yourself liam

>>77387972
>do you honestly think Peterson wants you to sacrifice your son to appease God?

well if he doesn't think that he should probably stop advising it

>>77387568
with whom?

>>77387972
well its in the bible and he is a christian so whats the problem?

*offers autismoyank up as a sacrifice to god*

>>77387969
the life neets wish they lived

>>77387879
People like him are why those of use who actually need bennies get treated like scum

>>77387304
mad hes browsing here and commenting on videos of tim

Jordan Peterson is an insane crackpot

>>77387903
>just woke up from your nap? here, indulge in my brap

File: 1484920435415.jpg (926KB, 2048x1365px) Image search: [Google]

926KB, 2048x1365px

>be American
>live in the middle of a desert

File: 1498411616364.png (709KB, 860x851px) Image search: [Google]

709KB, 860x851px

Some of the risk factors for Alzheimer's:
>social isolation
>depression
>lack of activity / exercise
>lack of education

just mush my brain up fa?m

>>77388048
you are scum

>>77388048
chav

>>77387983
*knocks you out and takes you back with me*

File: 1499122366276.jpg (664KB, 3715x2089px) Image search: [Google]

664KB, 3715x2089px

I'm on tv lads

>>77388063
>ah, where will i put my huge mansion?
>oh, I know just the place, in the middle of fuck all nowhere

>>77388048
>>77387969
they are scum regardless sweaty xx

anybody who isn't physically/mentally disabled shouldn't be getting a single penny

>>77388077
Bright side, alcohol wasn't on the list. So you can drink yourself to death before dementia ever sets in

>>77388063
far nicer houses than the average british home

>>77387981
what I wouldn't give to have my cock between those cheeks

File: 1499677706307.png (446KB, 808x805px) Image search: [Google]

446KB, 808x805px

>>77388077
love these new wojaks

>>77388063
supreme comfy

>>77387883
Low, when I condider that only 3 étapes remain.
|:-/

File: 1492904787356.jpg (447KB, 1944x1296px) Image search: [Google]

447KB, 1944x1296px

the 'tro

Only chavs and Deanos have any sort of opinion on benefit frauds

To actual human beings these people are so far below caring about

>be British
>live in a ugly terraced hovel for extortionate prices surrounded by council estates

>>77388023
Please link me to where he directly and literally says he wants people to do that you utter mong.

>>77388026
It's in the Old Testament that God tells Abraham to sacrifice his son, yes. Do you have a point?

>>77388109
>>77388125
>be aussie
>live in the middle of a desert

File: 1468446252234.jpg (385KB, 1583x966px) Image search: [Google]

385KB, 1583x966px

lol

>>77388103
I'm pretty sure smoking and alcohol are big contributors to alzheimers / dementia as well.

File: 1491836728285.jpg (20KB, 620x465px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 620x465px

>anybody who isn't physically/mentally disabled shouldn't be getting a single penny

>>77387897
do you know the context in which it was said? what if the list-writer heard peterson say "we should follow the teachings of the bible" and then decided the binding of isaac was specifically the teaching he was talking about

>>his area is so shit that it needs an economic 'action plan'

jfc

>>77388171
correct

>>77388150
>It's in the Old Testament that God tells Abraham to sacrifice his son, yes. Do you have a point?
yeh that if he believes in a god that orders such things then why wouldn't he promote it? he wouldn't be christian otherwise.

>>77388060
one of the worst posts i've seen in a while desu

File: 1497603015503.png (42KB, 752x489px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 752x489px

>>77388178

>>77388150
Daughter sacrifice too. God allowed to happen despite being omniscient.

>hansa and AB both seized by FBI

interesting times

>>77388199
>>77388222
shan't be responding to any more of this weak bait lads

the future is universal income anyway

why not just claim bennies until then? also if i don't work then then the system falls apart and mister noseberg will be fuming

>>77388222
god allowed me to stub my toe
thus he doesn't exist

>>77388235
its not bait. if you read the bible its all there.

>>77388141
>such an easy job that even a woman can do it.

>>77388231
which site is everyone using now?

File: 1480112886737.jpg (196KB, 900x900px) Image search: [Google]

196KB, 900x900px

going to bed

>>77388141
really ugly and uninspiring sorry

>>77388231
fucking hell

>They found out that his personal email was included in the header of the welcome email sent out to new users.The email address was "[email protected]". They subpoenaed information about it, and of course they investigated him closely from there.

>They discovered that he had millions of dollars in assets that could not be traced to a legitimate source of income.

>>77388155
Smoking was on the list, drinking wasn't because the evidence was inconclusive

if you dare snap, you'll face the wrath of my brap

any fat cunts in

>>77388253
shouldn't you two go back to leftypol already?

>>77388273
*tucks you in*

>>77387831
Don't have a TV? Can't afford the license eh poorcunt?

>>77388301
never been there once in my life but im unsure how thats relevant

>>77388306
I have one (and it's licensed), but my computer monitor broke so I'm having to use the tv as a substitute.

>>77388306
>license
FOY

>>77388299
*pulls out a mirror and places it in your line of sight*

yeah i think i see one

>>77388314
im sure you haven't lad

File: 1483932978676.png (51KB, 169x200px) Image search: [Google]

51KB, 169x200px

>>77388077

another high risk factor:

>staying up all night

>>77388334
im not. lefties consider me a rorke.

>>77388288
>>They found out that his personal email was included in the header of the welcome email sent out to new users
loving how these people are always getting caught over such dumbfuck moves

>>77387557 >>77387633
№6: build the bounce-back-ability

>>77388347
Don't post Alex.

>>77388331
there's a good chance i weigh half what you weigh

my willy is aching lads

is it a sin to watch kino/tv on a phone?

Starting to hate my flatmate
Need him out of business

amine ne ne ne https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1500551710438.webm

File: 1497232033396.jpg (1MB, 1500x1114px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1500x1114px

anime gf

post cute anime

>>77388393
kill yourself

>>77387883
usual stuff feeling ugly worthless and lonely

>>77388369
I'm a giga skinny manlet runt (5'7)

I weigh under 70kg IIRC

need islam out of business

devon

>>77388420
same

>>77388393
nonce
>>77388414
'once
>>77388415
'ce

>>77388393
>>77388414
>>77388415
fuck off back to your discord, rodents

>>77388353
of course they do lad

any incel man in

>>77388418
love life and living, anime is a blessing

>>77388393
MAKE IT STOP

the anime discord are raiding again lads

>>77388445
you seem upset.

anime communism

>>77388373
*sucks it better*

cannae be arsed

File: rr.jpg (1MB, 1600x1064px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1600x1064px

BUSINESS IDEA:

twins

File: sad dogola — you will never drink liquid roasted corn.jpg (44KB, 604x402px) Image search: [Google]

44KB, 604x402px

> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Crystal_Palace#Destruction_by_fire

>>77388451
dunno if I'm an incel or a volcel; not really up to speed on what the whole *cel suffix thing really means beyond that it stands for "celibate"

I guess I might be able to get a gf / have sex if I really cared and put myself out there but I don't bother because of my 'tism and because I'm unpleasant to be around. So I spare other people the experience of interacting with me.

>>77388512
i'm impresed how women have the confidence to tdo this shit when they got dirty marks all over their thighs and shit

File: 1464646094216.jpg (991KB, 3456x2304px) Image search: [Google]

991KB, 3456x2304px

>>77388451

stop posting these girls
so boring

doing a poo lads

what does bud light taste like? i imagine beer water. what commercial lager does it taste like in th euk?

How the fuck did they manage to bollocks up Pokemon Go? That shite should've been printing money for YEARS and they ended up getting like 3 months out of it.

File: 1472562889559.jpg (104KB, 1440x810px) Image search: [Google]

104KB, 1440x810px

>>77388558

they run around screaming we love satan we wanna eat babies

>>77388538
COPE!

>>77388538
FONT

breederpol discord is raiding again

>>77388565
You are a poo

>>77388567
Actual urine

I HOPE THAT DRAGON TAKES YOU ALL TO SOVNGARDE

>>77388570
didn't they still make several hundred million quid?

think it should be illegal to post on 4chan if you're not over 25 and a virgin

File: 1480045511492.jpg (51KB, 996x560px) Image search: [Google]

51KB, 996x560px

https://twitter.com/BernieSanders/status/887862563056300037

>>77388567
haven't they been trying to sell bud light over here? i saw some posters for them a while back.

File: 1491407759254.png (167KB, 318x308px) Image search: [Google]

167KB, 318x308px

>>77388635

I'm watching is love Racist

Every major paper in the country has BBC pay on their front page. And maybe they're right to be angry about it, but I would love to see how many owners of those papers aren't white men, I'd love to see how many chief execs and editors aren't white men, how many top reporters aren't white men.

Even more than that I'd love to know how many people who own and work for those papers didn't go to public school.

I dunno, obviously the BBC has a problem it needs to solve but I think the hypocrisy of these organs is pretty staggering. Especially considering how peeved the Maily Mail were about a woman being Dr Who...

>>77388619
Maybe but they could have made several hundred billion if they played their cards right.

OH MY GOD THE DAILY MAIL

File: modafinil-real[1].png (117KB, 250x250px) Image search: [Google]

117KB, 250x250px

Why are you not taking Modafinil, lads?

Don't you want peak brain performance?

>>77388631
hate this communist twat

>>77388635

hello r/incels

Lads is it bent if a lad sucks you off but you don't do anything to him in return?

File: kekked.png (245KB, 327x316px) Image search: [Google]

245KB, 327x316px

>>77388635
brilliant

>>77388660

even manages to look retarded when wearing glasses

litterally dont know what it's like for a non subhuman woman to look at you with desire/or put up with being around you

>>77388717
how do I get some

What's the best nation for a white man to live in?

I don't want to have to see shitskins but I want a decent quality of life. Even Switzerland is done.

good captcha isn't working so back on shitty legacy captcha lads

not fucking happy

>>77388762
Literally just order it

It's a legal loophole so it's not a controlled substance

>>77388717
poor man's dex

>>77388778
america

>>77388782
>captcha

lol

lads what general are the ukranians in?

>>77388787
order it from where

>>77388827
wait, where the fuck is my clover?

White people bad is the message according to this programme

>>77388823
woah a knife cutting paper? amazing!

>>77388717
because it's shite,

just micro-dose speed you runtoid

>>77388811
Modafinil is non-addictive and has no come down effects so it's easily better

>>77388836
get mine from 4nrx

hate white people

>>77388785
need an indian gf

might get back into runescape

>>77388823
literally any cheapo £2 LIDL knife can do that if you sharpen it properly

the difference between a good and bad blade is how long it keeps its edge

>>77388787
by 'legal loophole' you mean it's a prescription drug lol

you can get provigil legally with an online prescription just by saying you can trouble sleeping/concentrating but it's ten times cheaper to import generic from abroad

might start shopping at waitrose now i have a proper job

Hail white people

>>77388883
It's still legal to import

>>77388899
>>77388899
>>77388899

New

>>77388899
>>77388899
>>77388899

KILL YOURSELVES FUCKING SCUMBAGS

>>77388890
fob

>>77388915
now you've done it

>>77388915
kys

RECYCLE

>>77383478
>>77383478

welcome to the thread, won't you stay a while?

>>77388949
Nah fuck your gay beta orbiter threads

>>77388949
fuck off

WHAT DO WE WANT?
LEADSOM FOR LEADER

WHEN DO WE WANT IT?
NOWWWW

>>77388949
kill yourself mong

i just gotta keep posting

File: JiG6A.jpg (199KB, 1200x1200px) Image search: [Google]

199KB, 1200x1200px

>>77389020

File: 1496492975114.png (1MB, 1043x1253px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1043x1253px

gals

>>77388949
not posting in this thread

shan't be posting in early threads

>>77388949
kill yourself you pathetic piece of dog shit