4th of july edition
early twat
*dons poker face*
willy poo bum bum
Based Arya
anime
Stop this fucking 280 replies shit
>>77278304
>>77278304
>>77278304
>>77278304
>>77278304
>>77278304
cant find a gf so might turn gay
can't be america those buildings are still standing
>>77280274
what if you can't find a bf
Been doing wank challenges lately. Last one was a disgusting fat black woman pov. Quite an interesting development. What next?
>>77280283
I think it's meant to be paris
>>77280273
>>77280323
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... no
>>77280273
>>77280323
viva france
any nonce hunting vids?
>try to access piratebay proxy
>get a virus
ah yes, perfect
how do normrunts pirate nowadays?
Ah yes the quality posts of an early thread truly a sight to behold
brainlets utterly and absolutely destroyed
absolutely screaming at those fonejacker links someone posted in the old thread
>new threads at 280 posts
What is this, /brit/ circa 2014?
>>77280073
>>77280180
>>77280238
Two more players needed. Come on. I've got two pair (8s and 0s) so I guess there's no point, nobody can beat me. This is why I wanted the number/betting system as well.
dying of fuckign heat
had a 4 hour meeting this afternoon, it was very boring
just report the post where he links the early new
favourite classic simpsons episode? looking for something to watch
>>77280483
Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment
people moaning about the earlies are more runtish than the earlies themselves
>>77280483
Homer Badman
>>77280483
Homer the Great
>>77280483
the one where homer does something wacky
>>77280483
You Only Move Twice
>>77280483
$pringfield
>>77280483
homer at the bat
a star is burns
flaming moe episode
>roommates in the bath again and i'm fucking DYING for a piss AGAIN
I swear to fuck she does this on purpose. I'm seconds away from going into the bathroom anyway and just pissing while she's there. Fucking MELT.
oh no the thread was linked early.... this really ... impacts the /brit/ posting experiance.... somehow
>>77280500
>80500
Three of a kind (0s). Would've won /brit/ poker if you'd put a C in your name field. Oh well.
>>77280483
$pringfield (or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)
>>77280533
u real u only have one bathroom and this bish is taking long arse baths? what kinda shit situation u in lad
>>77280401
normies don't pirate they use kodi
Q. Can I rub my penis against your vagina without a condom ?
A. No, absolutely not.
Q. Do you do anal ?
A. I sure fucking do and I love it.
there will genuinely never be a show that will ever come close to rivaling the sheer genius and cultural impact of the simpsons
how does that make you feel?
>>77280542
Erm, it does because the post I spent ages on gets posted to an empty thread that still has 20-30 posts left to go so FUCK OFF NEWFAGGOT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-FIfVfvOMo
FUCKING CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>77280533
pee in a bottle or outside yolo
>>77280533
girl in my flat at uni does this
just having a shower and she comes in for a poo
>>77280483
one with scorpio
Childhood is browsing 4chan
Adulthood is realising Reddit make more sense
imagine having less bathrooms than you have people in a house
are these the same people who have their washing machines and tumble driers in their kitchen?
>>77280599
FOY
>>77280301
will top myself
>>77280533
>having female housemates
you better not be a virgin
>>77280579
this is him btw
>crapstone
LMAO
>>77280575
>taking /brit/ this seriously
>watching the simpsons ever
reddit facebook useless stupid brainlet shite
One good thing about /brit/ poker: namefags and tripfags literally have no way of playing.
>>77280622
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/immigration/11209234/Immigration-from-outside-Europe-cost-120-billion.html
property is theft
Can't cum and lose my erection during sex with gf.
find her sexually attractive outside of sex but become sexually bored/uninterested during sex
why? does it mean i don't really like her? am i latently gay?
>>77280649
Business idea: Take my /brit/ poker idea to /bant/ or /s4s/ where it will be appreciated.
business idea: the final solution but with normies
>>77280663
just means you watch too much porn
>>77280637
the simpsons is anti-reddit
reddit shows: game of thrones, doctor who, any capeshit show, anything made by netflix
>theft
>>77280672
Put your trip back on so we can filter you.
>There's the Hammock Hut. That's on third
>There's Hammocks-R-US. That's on third too
>You got Put-Your-Butt-There. That's on third
>Swing Low, Sweet Chariot
>Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex. It's the Hammock Complex down on third
>>Oh, the Hammock District?
He's back
>>77280679
#NORMOCAUST
>>77280629
surprised you lot haven't nicked it just like you've nicked every other british town and city
>>77280574
um sweaty.... it's already been matched - arguably topped *burps*
>>77280700
might unironically be this 2bh :(
she's not as exciting as the trannies and stuff :\
even though she's pretty much my ideal woman
>she's not as exciting as the trannies and stuff :\
state
>>77280622
An Economist Multiplied the GDP per Capita of London by the Population of Earth. You Will Be Shocked By The Result
>>77280707
i get a feeling this post is one of the most autistic posts ever posted.
please don't confirm my suspicion
>Business idea: Take my /brit/ poker idea to /bant/ or /s4s/ where it will be appreciated.
Donald Trump Must Be Impeached. Now. Here's Why.
Opinion piece by David Silverstein
Can't be arsed waiting. Rolling as last player...
>>77280717
wheres he off to?
have never watched an episode of the simpsons and it feels too late to start
don't think the food bank problem actually exists
Pretty sure its just normal families going in for free shit
>>77280678
yeah good idea
fuck off mate
@77280615
>190 kg virgin mocking others for being virgins
what is the world coming to
>>77280599
when student had this was fucking dire, live in 3 bedroom 3 toliet atm, everyone with their own bathroom fucking #ezlivingezlife
>>77280797
car's in the garage
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Otto_Show
literally only ever seen this episode once or twice, mental when there are some episodes i have seen about 30 times and can quote the entire script
swanky
190 kids nonced
holy shit is he actually 190 KG ? LMAO
bet he is a "rorke" too
>>77280812
>if I put my fingers in my ears and go la la it won't be a problem anymore
need her as a gf lads
game of thrones
PLAYERS
>>77280073
>>77280180
>>77280238
>>77280461
>>77280779
>>77280180 WIN with TWO PAIR (8s and 0s)
Ahhh, look at those (You)s. That "(You) WIN." People who don't play /brit/ poker are missing out.
God, can't you people ever do anything for yourselves?! It's not like we can be "policing" the entire city
>literally no girls near me on feabie
STATE
>>77280812
think maybe if they're going to food banks for free shit they might not be that normal?
>>77280856
grew up on a council estate and had plenty of food
think its just people exploiting free shit
>don't think the food bank problem actually exists
>Pretty sure its just normal families going in for free shit
>>77280877
>feabie
fucking state
>>77280855
hes a marxist. that tells you all you need to know about marxism
>>77280599
Londoners share one bathroom per block of flats
might half to filter the alphabet while this "poker" twat is here
Someone post pictures of cute little grils (no nonces pls)
>>77280844
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnV8YwqRS4Q
a what? can you repeat that please?
>>77280904
Don't worry, I'll stop due to lack of interest. Not leaving, just taking my fun game elsewhere.
>>77280872
think you might be stricken with the 'tism lad
>>77280932
dont get this reference
>>77280916
>>77280867
not a bad taste not a bad taste at all
>>77280917
dont like these simpson mashup memes
https://twitter.com/sara_davidson/status/887041469655240705
State
>>77280946
Maybe so. Had to try though, this is how good original ideas start. With someone actually trying.
reminder the "slovak" is a nonce
actually fucking disgraceful that nurses earn so much they buy food JUST TO PUT IN A BANK
do they not realise there's a food crisis on right now? actually most selfish cunts going bin the lot of them
>>77280891
>just pull up your bootstraps bro
>>77280948
t. nigger
>>77280875
Well, sure.
It's not my job to talk people out of killing themselves.
>>77281008
>81008
Two pair. Nice.
>Maybe so. Had to try though, this is how good original ideas start. With someone actually trying.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-us-canada-40606794/bbc-panorama-joins-a-helicopter-dawn-patrol-along-the-us-border
wtf drumpf is actually working
>>77281045
>bbc
fake news
alri lads going out to catch some pokemon
>>77281038
>he's the crab in the bucket
Enjoy your life of misery and failure, faggot.
>>77281063
gay anime nonce
what is this world coming to
need tae shit
Tesco dude's got 30 minutes...
>>77281009
it's flawed since only the last two numbers change often enough to make a game of it
didn't make my theory test today
23 quid down the drain
>>77281009
very inspiring
>Enjoy your life of misery and failure, faggot.
>>77281122
DES GUS TENG
>>77281144
As in you failed, or you didn't go/
>>77281144
you are unironically a moron unless had real emergency (and probs underaged)
>check the time
>ah yes 30 minutes before beddie-byes
how does this happen lads, it felt like i got home only an hour ago?
i got home cooked and ate and now its already time to sleep. what the fuck?
Just got back to London from a holiday in North Devon. Was genuinely so lovely being in a place where everyone is white and you can walk around the streets without wondering whether you're going to be killed in a terrorist attack, have acid chucked in your face, or at the very least mugged. Wish I could live somewhere like that year round desu, really hate London.
>>77281167
wagie wagie tick tock wagie
>>77281167
dont worry mate, you've only got 50 more years
>>77281160
WELL IT WAS FUCKIN ONE OF YAS
>>77281170
t. vauxhall mong
what was that danish girl who /int/ liked awhile ago's name
you arrive in london
quite literally DOUBLED OVER watching those fonejacker clips
>>77281161
>>77281165
went to the wrong centre (went to the practical one instead of the theory one) and realised like 20 mins later
>>77281170
imagine being this scared of random shit
you're more likely to be run over than a car in north devon than dying in a terrorist attack in london.
>>77281170
good post
made me a little jealous but nonetheless something to aspire towards
>>77281214
as i said, a moron
better luck next time
lmao
>want to spend my evenings productively
>don't even know what that entails
>>77281167
ever gotten home literally later than you were supposed to be in bed?
it's a kind of spirit-killing feel
>>77281214
damn son, you retarded
>>77281245
YAAAAAS QUEEEEEEN !!!!! YAAAAAAAAAS
>>77281214
fucking state
>got to get a gp appointment
AAAAH fucking YES
>>77281249
read a book
devon has 4 phenotypes maximum
Best prodigy song coming thru
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzVjZu4fl4o
>>77281249
Take up some type of hobby that you enjoy, that you can make progress in and improve at.
Don't do something because you think you need to be "productive"
Eg do boxing because you'd wanna learn to fight and it'll improve your cardio/confidence
>>77281214
>people like this are potentially allowed on the road
grim
>>77281245
>whitemancantcompete
against the white men?
Alarm set for 7 hours and 25 minutes from now
Transport, motorways and tramlines
Starting and then stopping
Taking off and landing
The emptiest of feelings
Disappointed people, clinging on to bottles
When it comes it's so, so, disappointing
Let down and hanging around
Crushed like a bug in the ground
Let down and hanging around
>>77281337
jesus why so early lad
>>77281170
bet deep down you missed all the paki shops and the screaming sheboons with 6 uncontrollable niglets spilling onto the streets though didn't ya
>>77281136
I figured /brit/ is fast moving enough that if the players are reasonably spread out in the thread, there would be a good enough variety of numbers to play with. You only need variety in the last 3 numbers, and last game (>>77280872) had that.
>>77281222
i wonder if there's any stats on likelihood of /witnessing/ a terrorist attack rather than dying in one. given london's density and traffic, every event could be seen in-person by hundreds or thousands of others.
>>77281319
good taste but it's hard to beat anything from Experience
mr burns had done it
the power plant had won it
>>77281347
gotta tend to the chickens
>>77281365
4chan names need to be more fun. the hangman game a lad used to do was a good one.
high and drunk lads
AMA
>>77281190
True
>>77281222
I was close to both recent incidents desu, left Borough Market 5 minutes before the attackers hit on the last one, so I'm a bit on edge even though it is probably still very very unlikely statistically speaking. I like to feel safe when I'm out and about, and I don't in London
>>77281224
What are you aspiring towards, living in the all-white haven that is North Devon?
WTF macedonia !
>>77281402
I missed that. How did it go?
any of you guys have good thicc pics?
asking for a friend
>>77281330
>tfw want to take up boxing but very skinny (currently bulking) so there doesn't seem like much point
>>77281343
Let down is probably my favourite radiohead song, so glad they started playing recently
>>77281410
Waterloo/Vauxhall area is utterly grim. just relocate and get a studio instead of sharing.
I live in South London and unless you actively go to council estates, 90% of the people you run into are middle-class art students and yuppies.
It's quite surreal actually, you'll be in some edgy bar full of university educated people sipping Aperol Spritz, 10 mins down the road black kids are knifing each other.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrHgm1jK0A4
kino
drunk cringy betas outside
they are *literally* shouting Skyrim quotes and other reddit cringe
>>77281417
having a few galahads cause it was such a nice day. toil at sunup though so not overdoing it
>>77281378
honestly terrorism is really the last thing i'm worrying about in london. if it happens, its like getting in car crash or having a random serial killer come and kidnap you.
its shit but hey-ho you're just pretty unlucky (my point is its one of those sorts of thing that is very unlikely to happen, and if it happens to you then whilst its unfortunate and whilst the probability of it happening should be lower, you can't really do much about)
>tfw have to swipe left on the real peng tings on Tinder because they're intimidating
>>77281410
>What are you aspiring towards, living in the all-white haven that is North Devon?
somewhere in devon, cornwall, dorset or maybe wiltshere
>>77281413
used paint images and restricted it to the first reply. simple yet got a lot of interest.
>>77281513
Get to heeming
>>77281430
Skinny is good for boxing, better than fat anyway. You'll be put in a weight class with other skinny lads so don't worry about weight. Pic related is olympic gold medalist Luke Campbell. Clearly not massive, but a boxing legend (at least around here).
>>77281433
christ above she's perf
sick of the degeneracy these days
>>77281496
does Tim drive a beemer?
>>77281526
so what you're saying is its just part and parcel of living in a big city like london?
>tfw spend far too long mirin' my self in the mirror since getting babby-gains from lifting
>>77281513
hate when people quote things
>>77281534
I reckon if I restrict /brit/ poker to one game per thread (starting right at the top of each thread), people will play. At least 5 will play during the thread. They'll pop the thing in the name field to try and be one of the lucky 5 that gets to play.
I bet I could have 25% of /brit/ playing this by the end of the week.
>I live in South London
>>77281545
very impressive physique
>>77281545
>pic related
>doesn't post a pic
>>77281591
been there
>>77281610
fascinating
*walks away and talks to someone else*
south london is weeeird
feels empty & slow. was shocked when I found out it wasn't Detroit either and large swathes of it was middle class
>>77281463
Where to? Richmond and Blackheath are the areas I'm considering, but even they don't seem as nice as a comfy town further away from London. Studios are expensive as fuck and pretty grim, I don't actually mind sharing as long as the people are alright.
>>77281530
The area's very nice, but there's not many jobs and I think it's very quiet on the social front (which you might like, although lots of people would get bored).
i was telling newfags to gb2gaia while the lot of you kiddos were still sucking on your mums fat teats
Even the ancient Romans knew this.
is battlefield 1 any good?
>>77281591
fuck off
alri lads aha
>>77281680
mates say its amazing, played it at theirs and it was a bit boring 2bh
loved BF3 though
>>77281680
yea mostly the same as the other BFs
>>77281680
depends if you like being killed by snipers and grenades over and over again.
>>77281746
FONT
having a bath
What exactly does lifting do different to pushups?
I've generally tried to give Americans a chance and wrote off all the stereotypes as coming from bitter Third Worlders, but I'm slowly starting to realise that they are in fact that stupid
imagine how wet the girls would get if they saw you close a captains of crush #3
>>77281821
>>77281818
progressive overload.
>>77281799
can I join
>>77281590
sort of. its just something that could happen.
terrorist attacks even happen in random cities in the world like bangkok, madrid, beijing, tokyo.
>>77281818
target different muscles/isolation/progressive overload
>>77281872
Then I'll just put on more weight.
>>77281677
You are so obsessed with us it's unreal
>>77281818
lifting is more efficient
>>77281918
kek
Can't do a single pushup
ay yo yo yo yo yo yo oy oy oy oyoyo yoyoyoyoyoyo...chek dis
/brit/???! more like /shit/! ....aaaaaammmiiiiriiiite?
hahahahajhaahhahahakekekeke
>>77281971
fatass
>>77281971
Fat fuck
>tfw only weigh 60 kilograms
>>77281971
How?
Do half ones if you can't do a proper one
rate the new specs lads
>>77281990
>>77281998
I'm a double amputee
>>77282013
53 here lol
>>77282021
post stubs
>>77281955
Berlin is an incredibly ugly city
>>77282018
Poor fella how'd that happen to him
the only good battlefield game was bf 1942, even bf2 was shite
>>77282063
acid attack
>>77282075
2142
if you can't do >20 push ups you need to sort your act out
>>77281818
nothing. eddie hall trained for this lift with push ups
>>77282075
bad company 2
>>77282018
he's like a real life video game enemy
>>77282107
meme game
actually battlefeld vietnam was good, but always just felt like an extension of the 1942 mods to me
>>77282132
This is the power of the raw til 4, 30 bananas a day diet
How do I tell this Italian qt I'm staying with she has a great boy body?
How do I sort my act out
>>77281998
>>77281990
not necessarily. i was 63kg and couldn't do a single press up. my biceps were 10.5". started lifting, now weigh 80kg and deadlifted 190kg.
>>77282221
rehearse
You ever had a burger king burger recently? They are absolutely spot on. Fucking gigantic burgers with multiple layers; puts McDonalds to shame.
A meal costs like 6 or 7 quid though
Sadder than I was before doing the thing that I thought would make me less sad
>>77282212
compliment her penis
>>77282212
"mama mia, you hahvah de bodhee ofva linguine, but you are a spahetti!"
going to learn to skateboard
>>77282257
true on the size but don't like them as much because the flavour just isn't there . reckon fat salt sugar content is higher for maccies and that's all you should be looking for otherwise you'd be in a proper restaurant
>>77281979
>>77282257
my exact thoughts lad, unfortunately the restaurants themselves are a bit grim and they don't even clean up the tables
>>77282318
more like /lit/
might do a 'cide in the next couple of years
leng
>>77282374
what about your parents?
RACIST DATING SHOW ON C4 GET IN HERE LADS ALREADY ONE WHITE GIRL LAUGHING AT A BLACK'S NOSE
>arms getting vascular as fuck
yes lads
let's see if we can get this thread to 310 yeah?
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/fashion/man-make-up-work-remove-bosses-scott-laplanche-wakefield-yorkshire-facebook-post-female-a7835656.html
wtf b0ngs explain you are selves
>>77282404
dislike this place because of the extent of homeless who confront you on the street
>>77282404
Given that San Fran house prices are already massively inflated, how much do the houses in that pic for for? Several million?
>>77282355
do͞oˈSHā
>>77282257
only thing i get from mcdonalds or burger king are mayo-chickens or king-chickens respectively.
been meanign to do an indepth comparison of the two options. the chicken at maccy Ds is more like a malletted breast, whereas the BK one seems to be like a sort of nugget like disk (with a bit of dark chicken meat in it).
the maccy D mayo is sort of sweeter and fresher tasting, whilst the BK one has a bit more of a mustardy taste.
maccy D bun is really good, steamed bun. BK one is toasted and has sesame seeds on it but always comes out a bit doughy.
lettuce is the same between them
>>77282374
homi? regi? fratri? patri?
>>77280409
>go on reddit homepage for the first time in a decade
>actually see this
alri 'dit
>>77282488
superb post
confirmed on c4 right now no one wants to date mohammad, also confirmed nerd autist wants chinks
chinks are better than we
>>77282530
Wow, shocker.
want a burger king tomorrow now but i just ate a months worth of shitty diabeetus food because i have no self control
CHANNEL 4 RIGHT NOW ALDS
>brits will not be able to visit /gif/ without showing their passport
>>77282404
>San Francisco
used to love just belting aimlessly around SF in the freerun mode on the copy of Midtown Madness we got with our new PC we got ~99/00
comfy as fuck
>>77282411
pft we need more quality programming like this
http://www.channel4.com/programmes/is-love-racist-the-dating-game
can't stand the facism that c4 still stands to air today
relaxing
>>77282460
social media lets people take their petty disagreements to an international audience so the stories are all gonna be about women and benders
>>77282404
>San Francisco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4e6Ffukcsbw
>>77282584
i thought from that thumbnail that you were firing a cannon
kek
>>77282584
Why are you wearing goony bird sneakers?
>>77282410
They'll forget about it eventually.