/brit/

South Bristol

https://www.speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/5npji57vq8arr9vj

Yes Moe, I’m going to get corpses

>>76985508
looks like we found where they relocated the residents of grenfell tower then

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the second reich?

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white genocide

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/mixed-feelings-supermarket-reopening-mass-shooting-48529813

>tfw got busted for online harrassment
>as punishment have to read every 4chan post i've made out loud in front of the judge and my family

genuinely don't know how to explain some of them. (Since I'll be reading this one as well I imagine, I swear most things I posted were ironic)

like it or not jews ARE white

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anime

>>76985574
this could be fashionable

Bet girls would be freaked out if they knew how much I fetishise their bumholes haha

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why do hipsters do this? went out to a bar last night and the bathroom looked like this

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>>76985605

>>76985598
sounds like something that would happen in the UK not the US

apparently they read out several of ribenas /brit/ posts at his trial

if you're a white woman and you don't want to have sex with me, you are committing white genocide

>>76985598
record yourself reading some posts here and try not to laugh

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fuck off you fat, disgusting yank beast

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sue

>>76985605
they dont consider themselves white

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRnTovm26I4

>>76985620
>fuck donald trump
ah yes, canadians

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>>76985628
stop calling me kristian

>>76985652
excellent post

made a giant post in the other thread that nobody will read lads

>>76985598
who were you harassing lad? must have been someone important to get caught

>>76985653
i did that once

people made fun of my voice but it was nasal bc i had a cold

:(

Always thought i just couldnt get off to oral alone

Met a guy ealier today who totally proved me wrong
he was such a good dicksucker it was nigh-unbelievable haha
thought my dick was gonna explode

>>76985661
they consider themselves an advanced race because they use selective breeding

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I wonder if she ever thinks about me

>>76985699
https://www.speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/wjplm15fahn8w0ib

>>76985703
>>>/leftypol/

>>76985717
definitely

but they wont be pleasant memories.

fucked my mates current girlfriend before they started dating. he has no cool that ive cum inside her mouth

tell him i shagged her?

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>>76985717
this could be us but she playing

>>76985703
well that escalated quickly

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>My self-summary
>First of all, I have a son.

>>76985661
grim comment section

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>>76985639
>>Russian Hacking
>Happened, sure
what leads you to believe that?

timothyjamesbyrnehereflatpsracklenhousedukesplacemarlow

90s country is underrated desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIGn9q8i45A

>>76985781
for real though, his estate is nice. should build more of these

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to be honest

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Talked to a Spanish girl today

>>76985770
good post XXXXDDDDD

People are always calling me other people's names and telling me how much I look like some other person they know. Figure this means I can't be *that* ugly desu.

>>76985840
no you didnt

>>76985800
some modern country is gud
https://youtu.be/jjm5p2zgQYo

rah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SgpzI0z41s

One of my favourite quotes sums me up to a tee:

"I hate small talk. I wanna talk about Atoms, Death, Aliens, Sex, Magic, Interlect, The Meaning of Life, Faraway Galaxies, Music that makes you feel different, Memories, the lies you've told, your flaws, your favourite scents, your childhood, what keeps you up at night, your insecurities and fears. I like people with depth, who speak with emotion and a twisted mind"

going to play a bit of baldurs gate 2

>>76985913
disgusting

>>76985879
are lord huron country?

>>76985913
her face is so manly

vieri dun goofed

Europe for the Africans
Africa for the Asians
Asia for the Europeans

>>76985947
this stupid fucking cunt should be locked up

would honestly shatter his jaw if he lived in the same building as me and kept harassing me like he did to the dentist.

>>76985946
lord huron - brother is beautiful

dunno whether to click order on this dominos
don't want my family to know lmao

The idea that my oneitis probably lost her virginity at age 13 is sickening. I can't even imagine how many Tyrones and Chads have emptied their balls in her. I try to push those thoughts away but I keep getting reminded.

>>76985939
low t

>>76985938
video game rpgs were just a way to cripple nerd intellect and creativity

>>76985996
took me a while to understand that one

Just had a super weird date the other day. Met this guy who seemed really great-smart, great conversation, and we were really attracted to each other. I invite him over saying that I'm not comfortable having sex, so we make out a bit and I go down on him. Then he keeps trying to convince me to fuck him, and when I don't he is visibly annoyed, and then he says he thinks we are "looking for different things". Did I do something wrong here? My thinking is its pretty presumptuous to EXPECT sex and be pissed if it doesn't happen. I would love to hook up with him another time, but I think he's no longer into it.

>>76986009
low t would mean you wouldn't wanna fuck fat girls not dirty niggers

>>76985996
is it really this easy to get laid
hideously generic and not clever

>>76986045
bit racist

>>76985946
sounds more like folk music

more atmospheric and less sing along

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you ever wonder what bio oil is made out of?

>>76986017
so you're saying i should be playing D&D tabletop?

the British police's treatment of Tommy Robinson is reprehensible

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post chubby kots

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>Short of mass shootings and the like, I don't know what could hold back climate refugees. I think most people don't realize just how desasterous the situation is going to get when large parts of Africa and the Middle East become essentially uninhabitable. The current refugee crisis won't even register on the radar. We're heading towards a very very dark place if we don't get global warming under control quickly and help our southern neighbors develop into stable countries with the technology and funds to deal with the effects of global warming.

>>76986073
dentist blood

>>76986073
oil probably

>>76986037
mentally ill people act surprised when other mentally ill people are mentally ill

>>76986096
yeah. for people who did that in the 70s and 80s it nurtured actual social and creative life skills that propelled them to film, tech and business.

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>>76986106

>>76986073
http://www.yummymummyclub.ca/blogs/dan-thompson-beauty-busted/20120831/bio-oil-busted

>>76986101
especially when they let pakis violently rape little girls at will and even protect them in some cases like when a group of paki paedos raped a little sikh girl and a group of sikhs went to beat the shit out of them and the police were waiting for them and arrested all the sikhs

>>76986155
fascinating

*walks away and talks to someone else*

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More modern Yank country

https://youtu.be/CxNxEn8gspE

lead singer is so qt

>>76986157
>>76986106
overfeeding cats is animal cruelty

mama take this badge off of me i cant use it anymore

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>>76986062
it really is

Still not sure if I'm getting the Final Fantasy 12 steelbook, standard edition with T-shirt or neither

>>76986223
>t. Chad

folk is just good country

>>76986107
militarised borders
the current militarised borders (DMZ etc.) won't even register on the radar

arm the proles

your DNA is all that matters

>>76984281 #
It's not preserving something arbitrary, but keeping a tradition alive that had a tangible benefit that is lost on somebody dim like a progressive, who like a fat retard who stuffs his mouth with milk chocolate because he can only understand instant gratification. You call them traditions like they are a hollow meme that the proles just follow brainlessly, but at their core they have an intrinsic value.

Our very country is built upon decades of tradition - they are just another extension of our culture. You break them down and the host culture becomes unrecognisable

>>76986191
ah yes, "country" that only brooklyn hipsters actually listen to, very nice

>>76986186
as much as i wish the sikhs got to wreck the cunt the police aren't exactly going to stand aside and let that happen.

>>76986211
they're not overfed, they're just plus sized
health and weight aren't one and the same you know
its not your body, why do you care?
are they less of a cat to you because they're bigger, huh?

dunno why they don't just figure out how to build another Ozone

>>76986250
what about actually doing something about global warming

>>76986258
I got Loyalty, got royalty inside my DNA
Cocaine quarter piece, got war and peace inside my DNA
I got power, poison, pain and joy inside my DNA
I got hustle though, ambition, flow, inside my DNA
I was born like this, since one like this
Immaculate conception
I transform like this, perform like this
Was Yeshua new weapon
I don't contemplate, I meditate, then off your fucking head
This that put-the-kids-to-bed
This that I got, I got, I got, I got
Realness, I just kill shit ’cause it's in my DNA
I got millions, I got riches buildin' in my DNA
I got dark, I got evil, that rot inside my DNA
I got off, I got troublesome heart inside my DNA
I just win again, then win again like Wimbledon, I serve
Yeah, that’s him again, the sound that engine in is like a bird
You see fireworks and Corvette tire skrrt the boulevard
I know how you work, I know just who you are
See, you's a, you's a, you's a—
Bitch, your hormones prolly switch inside your DNA
Problem is, all that sucker shit inside your DNA
Daddy prolly snitched, heritage inside your DNA
Backbone don't exist, born onside a jellyfish, I gauge
See, my pedigree most definitely don't tolerate the front
Shit I've been through prolly offend you
This is Paula's oldest son
I know murder, conviction
Burners, boosters, burglars, ballers, dead, redemption
Scholars, fathers dead with kids
And I wish I was fed forgiveness
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, soldier’s DNA
Born inside the beast
My expertise checked out in second grade
When I was 9, on-sale motel, we didn’t have nowhere to stay
At 29, I've done so well, hit cartwheel in my estate
And I’m gon' shine like I'm supposed to
Antisocial, extrovert
And excellent mean the extra work
And absentness what the fuck you heard
And pessimists never struck my nerve
And Nazareth gonna plead his case
The reason my power's here on earth
Salute the truth, when the prophet say

>>76986246
folk is country for people who speak softly

loud mouthed sociable types who use facebook prefer country

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>you've just gotta become more confident bro

>>76986288
never

>>76986250
It won't happen, not in the eyes of the world and the UN

our only shot is relocating them in siberia or something

>>76986266
post real country then, bud

>>76986231
wow this is VERY autistic

>>76986275
yeah because the police are protecting the muslims

a muslim got nicked for raping a 10 year old white girl and a bunch of imams and jihadists marched into the police station and demanded him to be released or they were going to start a riot and he got released

>>76985703
did you return the favour? i know i would have x

>>76986298
country isn't popular outside the yank south except for a few novelties usually making fun of you .

business idea: cover the earth with snow machines to counteract global warming

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>>76986306
I look like pic related and have no problem pulling hot girls. its not all about looks

>>76986231
Don't care you sad dickhead. Trying to imagine your life right now and it makes me feel depressed, imagining a little drip who follows some utter nobody and posts all the little pockets of drama unfolding around her little internet persona. Just knowing that people like you exist gives me acute nihilism, you spastic little internet trainspotter you.

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>>76986360
>t. introvert

leftypol arriving in /brit/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPh1KXA8egU

>>76986400
you're angry
I'm happy
I win

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Wonder if intelligence can be transmitted epigenetically

>>76986405
introvert isn't a synonym for virgin

>>76986412
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNtJr-qMyOo

more like this

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>its not all about looks bro

>>76985649
>apparently they read out several of ribenas /brit/ posts at his trial

howling

>>76986382

if you're below 7/10 your personality doesn't matter, girls will reject you

women in their 20s would rather SHARE a chad than settle for someone in their league, then when they're used up and haggard and their ovaries are screaming, they will marry a beta provider and get them to raise chads abandoned child

>>76986478
it literally isn't

>>76986478
one at the front is pretty weird looking tbqh
not really hot

love yank accents. it's like god decided he liked those anglos but let's make them cooler

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>you just got to be yourself dude

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>global cooling forced the downward migration of germanic tribes which caused fall of Rome
>global warming will force africans, asians and arabs up to Europe

>>76986478
Me in the tiger hat

>>76986478
it's not

i dont look like them and i've had multiple gfs
still got one as a matter of fact

whats ribenas blog? i wana read his trial post

leftypol arriving in /brit/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Arivw0qXfxQ

>>76986400
good post.
lots of them here

>>76986470

these middle aged antifa women are vermin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bADdJuN-4Ag

>>76986515
statistically one of them is a virgin

I spent almost 5-6 years everyday on /r9k/
But then I switched to /int/, lost my virginity, then had two more hookups before finding a girl I dated for 2 months, and now I've been with a girl for 5 months

Cannot recommend enough leaving that place

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>>76985976
come say that to my face

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>"have you even tried being yourself?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1csr0dxalpI

leftypol arriving in /brit/

>>76986552
FUCKING BASED BLACK MAN

>>76986577
statistically one of them is a virgin

>>76986433
Nah I'm pretty sure your soul is screeching in existential agony

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>>76986490

yes it is

looks are all that matters. if you are good looking you automatically have a good personality, even if you're a convicted violent criminal

if you are ugly your personality doesn't matter at all

>>76986486
Well thats what I look like and dont get rejected by some very hot girls. am i below a 7? I'd say yeah

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>>76986515
>>76986577
there's nothing wrong with that advice

daseinanalysis is very helpful

>>76986538
great liberators those russians

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_during_the_occupation_of_Germany

Be yourself is actually good advice.
People just look in the wrong places.
A cerebrotonic person will have no luck being themselves at a nightclub.
Be strategic with how you approach dating and you'll find someone you're compatible with.

interesting grand designs on lads

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yanks approaching the british confines

>>76986587
this is literally never off the telly

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im adequate at seducing women if i have a lot of time to slowly wear them down and use other aspects of my personality to interest them. and even then im a bit of awkward sperg at times

but being able to seduce women in a short time-frame such as on a night out? that part of my brain is missing i guess.

plus im moderately shy, introverted and quiet. good at conversing once initiated but unable to start them myself for the most part. unfortunately women expect men to take the lead in all that business and i dont imagine they find a lack of confidence attractive.

all of that results in a fairly lonely life im afraid lads.

chune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDzsUX8bqMA

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Why doesn't he just try being himself???

>>76986619
this is just what you tell yourself to cope tbqhwy

have had 3 proper gfs, dated more, had loads of sex and i'm a manlet with average looks
if i can do it, you can desu

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>DVDMS-131 General Males And Females Monitoring AV Street Going Familiar With Parents Only!A Busty Mother Full Of Motherhood And A Virgin Son Of A College Student Have Forbidden Mother-of-child Brush Writing Paste Soap Experience!Covering Slimmer Soap Play Playfully Erecting Full Erected Son Chi-Po And Mother Who Was Ashamed Despite Being Caught In The First Cumshot Of Incest Incest! Is It?

>>76986587
was lord of the rings racist?

>looks are all that matters
ahhh no

>>76986692
he is lad

being himself, by himself.

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>>76986687
>trap

>>76986692
statistically one of them is a virgin

>>76986619
wrong
look up "ugly guy hot gf"

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>>76986667

just because you dated a few 4s and 5s doesn't mean looks don't matter.

if you want to consistently bang and date objectively hot girls you'll need to be a chad

>>76986732
need her to beat the living shit out of me

>>76986716
orcophobic

im a gay chad

>>76986769
inb4 e-stats

>>76986640
oh no, what a shame

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handsome manlet feels

>ate 3 mcdonalds burgers yesterday
>mcbrick won't come out of my bum today
>ate a whole tin of baked beans for lunch
it is a pungent and deadly combination lads

link some of your spotify playlists lads

>>76986769
there are no chads on 4chan

>>76986803
snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF
Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

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>oh no, what a shame

>>76986818
doxxable info lad

>>76986825
inb4 e-stats

>>76986818
no

>>76986825
statistically one of them is a virgin

>>76986818
i use youtube for music

>>76986825
right, which is why I know the women these lads are dating are not the girls so called "incels" jerk off to

>>76986619
he looked average as fuck when he was 15-20 pounds lighter too

happy sunday lads

havent had a roast in ages absolutely gagging for one 2bh

>>76986818
my tunes are too strong for your traveller

>>76986849
>>76986858

okay not yours just ones you like
>>76986870
bit pleb but link songs

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best thing about being gay:
i dont give a shit about manlet memes or dicksize memes, cause im a bottom and they dont apply to me

cant imagine how damaging all these r9k posts must be to a vulnerable heteros psyche haha

>>76986769
>4s and 5s
no m8

have shagged a few 4s admittedly, but consistently pull 7s and above
never bagged one of the instagram 10/10s but honestly don't care about that

>>76986818
https://open.spotify.com/user/spotify/playlist/37i9dQZF1DWYdV3Fs5eWjC

very bored

>>76986874
people who hate white families will be triggered by this image

>>76986909
taking a willy up your bum is very weird

>>76986874
>colton

jesus h christ what a name

>>76986910
>but consistently pull 7s and above

post an image a typical 7/10

>>76986909
yeah but at least I'm not gay

>>76986918
pick a dream primary and secondary firearm in case of a mad max scenario and post it on /k/ and see if people make fun of you or you blend in. what i've been doing

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bland eater again today
on the bland stuff

>>76986856

>>76986910
and there they are

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week off

>>76986893
lol had to watch this again

>>76986732
VERY disappointed by the lack of provocative photos of this woman

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>>76986943

would you bum tim?

>>76986943
someone like aisha

statistically one person in this thread right now is a virgin

which one of you is it, come on own up

anyone here ever seen a nigger dick in real life?
proper grim I'll tell you

>>76986986
provocative photos are for brainlets

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GOAT film

>>76986994
uh

she's got cross eyes m8

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>>76987005

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>>76986818
this is my Playlist For Nuclear Armageddon
https://open.spotify.com/user/mrsnail4/playlist/7zx8t16zDcsHO8jqKj0fYF

if you expect a gf who's a 9 or 10 you deserve to be a lonely virgin desu

>>76987005
not me

>>76987015
>gif
fuck off

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>>76986943

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>>76987005
myself

>sung to the tune of Man Eater by Hall and Oates

She'll only come out at night
Her pussy is super tight
Nothing is new, for this fucking filthy whore
Watching and waiting
Ooh, she's sitting with you but her eyes are on the door
So many have paid to see
What you think you're getting for free
The woman is wild, a she-cat tamed by the purr of a Jaguar
Pussy's the matter
If you're in it to cum
She'll pull your lips apart

(Oh here she comes)
Watch out boy she'll chew your rug
(Oh here she comes)
She's a minge-eater
(Oh here she comes)
Watch out boy she'll chew your rug
(Oh here she comes)
She's a minge-eater

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>>76986943

>>76986994
>76986976
disgusting
wouldn't give her the time of day if she asked me

>>76987047
5/10

ah yes, a rainbow coloured BBC logo and part of the "gay Britannia" season on BBC

>>76987005
35 year old virgin here

>>76986382
>>76986382
>>76986382
>>76986382
Can someone rate me?

>>76987032
why

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im not a virgin

>>76987086
5/10

76987055
when I get rich off crypto I'm going to buy 4chan just so I can perma rangeban people who post shit like this

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any good Western films of late?

>>76987047
looks like a transvestite

I expect a girl who's ugly as sin
mind you even the ugly ones think that they deserve a 10/10 chad
quite sad really

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>>76987075
hell yea haha

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*sniffs your pastry*

>>76987075
i say bring on the gayness because it pisses off muslims

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>when I get rich off crypto

>>76987075
they are having a "50 shads of gay" season on channel 4 and one of the promos is just "celebrity" woofters talking about how great it is to get shagged up by the arse in public toilets

and they tell me cultural marxism is a lie

>>76987101
ill take that desu. maybe since im tall and employed full-time i can convince someone im a 6

>>76987110
yeh

>>76986909
>Being a literal AIDS receptacle
grim

>>76987089
because you're expecting the kind of girl who can easily get a model bf and you're the kind of lad to sit on a british containment thread on a international sub board of a psuedo-japanese image based bulletin board

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>>76987066
traitor

>>76986909
Wow, brilliant. You could certainly say that this makes up the AIDS, feces on your nob, mental health problems and social ostracism.

benders are the lesser of two evils

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>>76987150
wrongggg
stay mad ahaha

Really shouldn't be as surprised as I am about the amount of vibrator apps available

>>76987121
but muzzies will just ignore it all

if you want to go after the truly homophobic segments of society then make things including gay muzzies and blacks

they wouldn't dare do that though

>>76987150
gay people fetishise getting AIDS

it's like a goal for them

grand designs update: they're a bit over budget but the floating house is coming along nicely lads

you think we'll see any films about the european islamic terror attacks? americans always make films about theirs.

>>76987173
lefty cognitive dissonance

kevin morby

saw a fat girl today
saw dozens actually
obesity is an epidemic

>>76987026
alri Mrs. Na

can i have sex with you

>>76987204
what islamic terror attacks?

>>76987183
you do realise AIDS can take years before it shows up on any tests all the while it's killing your insides

>>76987204
yeah we'll see some about how hard it is to be a muslim in europe because of them

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>>76987179
>aids
am neg
>feces
am a bottom and besides every decent gay knows how to clean
>mental health problems
none
>social ostracism
i live in the gay district of London

checkmate sweaty x

>>76987143
ah yes, i remember that part of das kapital where marx calls for anal sex

>you do realise
oh fuck off you reddit twat

joyce manor

>>76987219
it's horrible. thin women are diamonds these days

>>76987204
you mean like four lions?

>you do realise xyz, right?
the virgin post

>>76987188
there was a show where they had a gay muslims and a bunch of completely liberal muslims living in a house with some anjem choudhary follower.

was pretty jokes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyvwV1I_KpU

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>>76987244

>>76987183
Ah yes, homosexual problems.

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A Cornish terror group has claimed responsibility for firebombing Rick Stein's seaside restaurant - and claims it has a would-be suicide bomber in its ranks.

The Cornish Republican Army (CRA) says it carried out the restaurant attack last month as part of a renewed campaign to prevent the "ethnic cleansing of the people of Kernow".

>>76987248
hang yourself you literal maladaptive mentally ill mongoloid

reminder that your parents wish you were never born and your co-workers (rightfully) think you're a fucking degenerate

>>76987244
marxism is basically the destruction of society and traditional culture and the introduction of degeneracy in all its forms

>>76987225
i mean there's too many to list, take your pick.
>>76987235
unironically could see the bbc or channel 4 doing something like this
>>76987274
yeah, that's the closest one i could think of, but it was a comedy and not really about any specific attack. it was a good film imo

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>>you do realise xyz, right?
>the virgin post

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>>76987270
>>76987219
>american women

why yall bitch ass niggas tripping mayn god damn

>>76987241
wouldn't mind being gay desu, just don't fancy lads

>>76987319
proofs?

>>76987315
oh I'm not the gay poster
you dumb twat

>>76987118
Glad I'm not near any major conurbations. Sinister little hellholes run by secret societies and inhabited by useful idiots.

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>american cant even hatpost correcrly

>>76987336
if you fancied lads you'd be gay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWMd3rQPJ8Y

ah yes, the nation of Canada

>>76987319
no, no it isn't

>>76987386
woah

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*cums*

>>76987194
Really pleased for them

>>76987329
saw one who was at least 4ft wide carrying a huge bag of food out of a restaurant
she was so fat she couldn't get into her car
took all my restraint not to shout "lose some weight you fucking cow"

>>76987386
not if he was a girl u idiot

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>jan 7

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>>american cant even hatpost correcrly

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not ashamed to say the reason I'm incel is that girls like this find me unattractive

>6'3
>fit
>full head of hair
>nice facial hair
>high income job
>millionaire family
>close with siblings
>pull often
>have good group of mates (girls and guys)
>have been to 30+ countries
>live in a big city
>have my own place with a view of the water

Genuinely curious, do I have the best life on /brit/?

>>76987414
i thought their update thing was in a circle

>>76987194
favourite grand designs was the one in brighton where the dude almost died from a heart attack

tofty cunt

>>76987448
>>76987448
>>76987448
at 310 move on
>>76987448
>>76987448
>>76987448

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmDuPccLON4

everything he says here is the truth

>>76987329
kyle hyde (i think thats his name) is super hot
wish i had a DS and could play his game

>>76987418
spoke too soon lad, disaster just struck. the area flooded, the digger got submerged, they had to stop the build for 2 months. don't know if they'll claw this one back desu. very tense.

A spectre is haunting /brit/— the spectre of anal sex. All the powers of old Channel 4 have entered into a holy alliance to exorcise this spectre: Bender and Twat, Race Mixer and Sex Wee, French Poo and German orgy-spies.

>>76987448
>>76987448
>>76987448

anyone here have an account on habbo still? I want some friends to play with

>>76987434
must suck to be in the EU and get sued if you refuse to take them

>>76987464
>>76987501
yank thread autist twat

>>76987503
yeah, might play later

>>76987095
yes you are