FUCK glodal plaumf edition
>>76951055
/Minnesota/
This shall be the new thread
good editon
not posting in the other """thread"""
I like Trump. Do you like Trump?
the gf
want to mastubate again but ive alredy done it three times
>>76951152
zlumpf*
>>76951152
I like your flag
cashier was a nig
>>76951152
No, he's an arrogant dumbass.
>>76951071
What about a house or a condo?
During school I split a 3 bedroom 2 bath house with my friends for $300
>>76951082
The metro is such a liberal cancer
>>76951187
>shan't be posting
>posts
¿¿¿¿¿¿
Mitsuku is bully me, what do?
>>76951175
Good chap
>>76951179
>>76951181
Liberal bints
>the dane will be now posting alone in his own thread
magical
>>76951152
Yes, thanks for asking.
>>76951241
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BV4_P9prMY
looks like that final scene from guardians of the galaxy
>>76951176
not quite happy about this story now
>>76951241
>>76951188
i've lived with roomies before. i'd rather not again.
i'm buying a condo next year.
wonder if reporting anti-white posts will do anything
>>76951271
He is a president for all Americans, including people who haven't undergone the conversion therapy of vice-president Pence yet
>>76951300
i feel like everytime I go out I run into some problem with black people. never move to the city, bud
wtf I thought this was going to be about /r9k/
20 minutes in he has sex with his drug dealer
>My friend's gf wants to adopt a non-white child to "add culture to the family"
He's considering breaking up with her if she brings it up again and asked me to try to talk some sense into her lmao
>>76951422
i absolutely support his decision
>be in the club
>macking with this aznqt
>before you leave, lean into her ear and tell her you want to go down on her
>she then reveals shes trans
wat do
>>76951477
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE
can you guys recommend me a book? no /pol/ or meme shit
>>76951422
but what could you possibly tell her and are you seriously able to dish it out to her?
>>76951477
beat it's ass
>>76951230
really activates the suicide
>>76951497
any one of these my friend
>>76951477
>sorry sir, I'm a white European nationalist who shan't be dating anyone of your ilk
日本の彼女
>>76951055
the end of civilization
>>76951152
no, he's an idiot
>>76951596
3d women are NOT important
US prisons are very inhumane
>>76951628
still nigga
>>76951497
>but what could you possibly tell her and are you seriously able to dish it out to her?
I don't know, probably the same shit he already told her such as how White culture is still fucking culture and having Portuguese, Spanish, Irish, Ukrainian all in the family is still pretty fucking culturally diverse. And how the white race is literally dying out so adopting non-white children makes no fucking sense and is straight up further facilitating the destruction of our race
I'm pretty good at formulating arguments so I think I could get across to her but honestly I think she will still just deflect it all. It's probably just a phase though, she'll probably get over it.
>>76951628
go the fuck away
Finally in Florida, 4 more hours to go.
>>76951709
wow they weren't kidding about the whole jurassic park atmosphere over there
>>76951697
>>76951596
My fellow Ohioan there's no need to bring slagposting to /cum/
>>76951750
wrong
>looking through amazon deal
>12 inch purple dildo $12
I never knew they sold that stuff
>What, traditional town houses in walkable neighborhoods? Forget about it, I need to live in a plywood warehouse in suburbia so that I have space for useless rec rooms and home offices and have a reason to finance every family member a car since the closest schools and shops are ten miles away!
Amazon is anti-american and anti-small business
>>76951750
>Columbusian
>Columbian
???
>>76951798
Columbusite, but I'm actually from Cinci originally
need one of these before i go utterly feral
*bong noises*
>>76951825
make sure to have your mic on so the guys in the call know you're cool
>>76951798
THICC
H
I
C
C
You think she dates white "men" or does she require superior bbc?
>>76951818
> from Cinci originally
Kentuckian
Got the job at LA Fitness buds
>>76951864
Absolutely nobody in my family has ever lived in Kentucky
Daily reminder that "ironic" cuckposters are trying to imprint their fetishes on you, being unironic bbc fetishists themselves.
>Cuckolds Island, Halifax NS
>Cuckold Cove, St.Johns NFLD
>Cucklington, UK
>Cuckfield, UK
>Cuck Hill, Somerset, UK
>Cucklebur Circle, Houston, US
>Cuckney, UK
chinese food for din dins
>>76951884
*steals protein bar while your back is turned*
i'm doing you a favor
>>76951884
welcome to wageworld
>>76951884
Good job, hope it works out.
Ok /cum/ I got a question.
>>76951933
what
>>76951933
No, Absolutely not!
>>76951933
yes
>>76951884
save no less than ten percent of your income to put aside for well-researched investments or emergency funds
Can I contact the dead using a fidget spinner?
fuck trump lol
post rock is a really shitty genre
>>76952022
imagine president ivanka
>>76951946
>>76951950
>>76951965
Okay, so I was wondering if it would be okay if
you could be my boyfriend because I would like to meet you and love you
>tfw no special snowflake flags anymore
>>76952061
yeah ok but know that you'll be the main source of income for a bit
>>76952061
I'd probably trade you away for a sheep and two loaves of bread.
Sitting out in the sun lads
Defend this Drumpfkins
>>76952023
What post rock have you listened to? Some of the first wave stuff is pretty good.
>>76952173
Trump confirmed for alpha
5 years of music, anime, doujins, and memes died but i will rebuild
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whPh_PasI58
>>76951379
>mr.normie
>>76952207
just kys unironically and literally
im a weeb
>>76952239
Disgraceful
who here /feels great/?
>>76952207
N-not your cute (x) collection
No backups?
Never watched anime in my life before
inhaled a little sawdust today
also i bought a book.
There are so many Asian girls here that look exactly like the singer gook Ryan used to post all the time, all he needs to do is go to a Korean tourist hotspot
>>76951379
>female drug dealer
Sense of immersion gone
>I love him because he's caring, he's encouraging, he's loving, he's amazing...I don't know...he's everything!
If a guy locked up for 63 years can make a girl feel this way, why can't you - a man in the free world?
>>76952293
I also bought a book
i always get a boner when going in this thread
this is nice board
>>76951152
He's an idiot, but an entertaining one.
I'll just be relieved if he gets through four years without starting a nuclear war.
>>76952317
Wtf are Asian girls doing in shitaly?
>>76952293
what's it aboot?
>>76952360
why
>go outside
>it's hot and annoying
>too many qts
>tourists riding bikes on the sidewalk
>faggots from the ACLU canvassing on the sidewalk asking for money
>come home and drink
I fucking hate summer.
>>76952262
nope
hard drive is 100% dead and I didn't back anything up
I'm pretty bummed but on the plus side I can make my music folder a lot more organized from scratch I guess
>>76952388
people post things
and just the general atmosphere
/cum/ is my favourite nightly general to visit from time to time.
>>76952293
>>76952359
>bought
Cool just downloaded these online for free because I'm not a retard
>>76952380
Korean tourists, there are so many in Rome and the Vatican
>>76952374
I want a nuclear war
>>76951379
Didn't even finish the first episode
>Le hero fighting against pedophilia using hacker skillz
>Haha I'm an autist guys I have sex with hot gf tho
>American cinema
>I want a nuclear war
>>76952423
Where do the actual Italians live ?
>>76952380
traveling?
what kind of question is that
the density of qt korean tourists was also extremely high in prague when i visited back in 15 and they all wore the gizeh model of birkenstock sandals - hot!
>>76952392
>ride bicycle on the sidewalk
>pedestrians complain that you're endangering them
>ride bicycle on the road
>drivers complain that you're in the way
>get bicycle lanes
>drivers complain even more that you're stealing the road from them
I love you
You love me
We're a happy family
With a great big hug
And a kiss from me to you
Won't you say you love me too
>>76952412
But it's 2 pm
>>76952393
>>76952207
Wtf you cant have two cute (1)s
You sure nothing can be recovered? Try taking it to a shop maybe
I'm backing up all my shit after reading what happened to you btw, so thanks for that I guess
Sorry it happened to you :(
>>76952412
Wow thanks Hungary-kun
You have sweet cherries
>>76952480
Not here.
>>76952473
It's the law for bikers to ride on the sidewalk here. All fucking bikers must fucking hang. Especially fat white tourists from the midwest who use the city bike share and end up being slower than me walking.
brb
Where is henrico?
>>76952459
They live here too, in fact there is a show going on right outside and it's full of old Italian people and they don't seem to know a lick of english
>>76952423
>stealing a 20$ book about buddhism
seems misguided
I too want a nuclear war, but only because I'm ugly and autistic while plenty of others around me are not
>>76952554
>Old Italian people
A bit redundant
>>76952546
Just checked my clock again
It's 2pm, almost 3
>>76952473
God, It's so fucking annoying when people tell me to drive on the fucking road when there are 16-year-old cucklets are flying down Welton Street doing 90km and running down people.
>>76952567
>when you're spooning and she arches her back so she can push her ass closer to your coq then does a lil giggle
mhhmm
>>76952486
there's always been multiple (1)s
1 for each file type
@76952563
>anime poster
Didn't even read the post, filtered,kys
>>76952582
The women here are so much more attractive, plenty of young qts around
>>76952567
That gif is lovely
>>76952682
Ready for morrocan, Nigerian and Romanian bulls
ok guys im back
>>76952743
>ROMANians
It's only fitting, the only thing demographically that surprised me here is how many fucking Indians there are
my hands already get sweaty when i reach 50kmh downhill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33wwpv_Dm3s
SCARY!!
>>76952743
you need to come up with a new gimmick
captcha just gave me five verify street signs in a row
>>76952808
Selling trinkets and fucking Italian pussies I presume?
>use the last of the ice
>don't refill the tray
>>76952635
I have a few cute (x) pics saved on my pc back home I could share later
>>76952808
You guys have a serious problem with indians over there, fucking disgusting
I couldnt take three steps without some faggot trying to sell me childrens toys in trash tier english
>>76952854
>he doesn't know
>more foreigners posting than north americans
>>76952857
Only one of the two, these guys are more likely to be virgins than you are unfortunately for them
>>76952913
it's called DIVERSITY ryan
why do american female news anchors always look so damn bitchy
>>76952913
good
>>76952962
colleen marshall doesn't look THAT bitchy
*sharts*
>>76952904
At night by the trevi fountain they literally through spinners up in the air in front of it and let them fall on people and try to sell it to them. They also are selling fidget spinners all over the place, they are annoying as fuck but it's funny because you scream at them and they just walk away and harrass someone else
>>76952962
Because they are leftists
>>76953014
What's with the ones that hang out smacking these weird ball gooey things onto the ground
Yesterday I had the chance to fire a gun for the first time in my life.
>>76953110
Feels good, right?
>>76953015
>i have two girlfriends
>>76953084
those things didnt even make noise, they do it with their mouths
>>76953014
Christ, can't the city tell them to fuck off? They werent violent but the harrasment made a member of my group ready to fight because they wouldnt leave her alone
>>76953140
*passes gas without any feces in it*
>>76953110
miss my service rifle
u will forever be in my heart 962815
>>76953133
Yes.
Even if they were only sport guns, with smaller bullets.
(To quote the instructor "It'd destroy the place and it'd be fuckin' expensive")
This pistol was my favourite.
Empowering stuff.
>>76953194
I REALLY wanted some iced lemon sodi pop now
>>76953084
Haven't seen them yet, there all kinds of shitty gimmicks and scams though.
>>76953161
The Italian police stand right next to them with rifles and don't say shit. Italians are such rule breakers themselves they seem not to care
>>76953247
Got any funny stories from the military?
>>76951003
>>76951071
your own fault for falling for the large city meme
>>76953249
>Empowering stuff.
how small is your pecker?
>>76953295
kys cuck
>>76953295
How small is yours?
Every self-respecting citizen should at least have fired a gun once or twice
*sharts*
>>76953343
for what reason?
firing guns is boring as shit
Reminder that people who shoot guns are pallic demonstrating(showing off their big dongs)
People who criticize others for shooting guns are phallic compensating(compensating for a tiny penis by criticizing larger alpha males for showing off)
Exhibit A of tiny testicled phallic compensator >>76953295
First gun I ever fired was black powder
reminder that shooting guns is for the feeble minded
those who are easily entertained by a device that makes a loud bang when you pull the trigger
>>76953375
Have you ever went full retard with a GPMG?
It's fun as shit seeing the fucking target get shredded to pieces.
And this is exhibit A of an intelligence compensator(brainlet) criticizing intelligence demonstrators(genius')
>>76953408
>>76953427
yes, for a literal brainlet it might actually be enteraining to see "the fucking target" get shredded to pieces.
truly one of the most entertaining things i can think of, a target lying in pieces in front of me after i went "full retard" with a "gpmc"
>>76953406
First gun I ever fired was the SCAR
>yes, for a literal brainlet it might actually be enteraining to see "the fucking target" get shredded to pieces.
>truly one of the most entertaining things i can think of, a target lying in pieces in front of me after i went "full retard" with a "gpmc"
There's nothing wrong with firing guns I just don't personally see the appeal
>>76953575
why does he want to end his life?!
>>76953575
>This is the kraut
>>76953600
Gee, anon, I wonder...
>>76953600
have you not seen Manchester by the Sea?
>>76953575
Don't the holsters have some sort of lock so you can't just grab a gun?
When I last talked to a police officer and asked about it he said it has one.
>>76952293
I bought a book a while back but it was the wrong book and amazon would have charged me half of its price to cover shipping to return it so I kept it
it was like 4am and I didn't notice the -ary, and I went with it because it had the least dumb book cover. boy did I feel dumb when I opened that package my goodness
top two are the book I wanted. the one I went with is a book about the guy from the translator of the original book. fuck whoever thought of that title
another thread ruined by the german
>>76953671
It was a promising thread because we got rid of the Dane
>>76953575
>Shitty hollywood writing AGAIN
Everybody knows that cop holsters are designed to be two handed to get the gun out, lest something stupid like this happen
If these writers spent some more time doing their research than playing angry birds on their phones then maybe they'd be writing for something better than daytime television
>>76953652
Well, Most hip holsters have a strap over the palm of the gun buttoned onto the other side.
>>76953671
You replied to "it".
*goes to an eigth of july party*
*glass breaks*
>>76953671
i provided on topic discussion, you are the only one steerin away by posting a cartoon bear and complaining about something nobody deemed worth complaining about
you are truly the cancer that is killing /cum/
you are, in fact, the worst poster this thread has ever seen and I pity you for you utterly idiotic behavior
pretty sure that pizza had like 2000 kcal
>>76953695
to be fair it is a film that won two academy awards, one golden globe, and two bafta awards
>>76953818
2 million calories?!
>>76953773
"You" as in plural "you"
Doesn't matter, don't get bogged down in meta discussion of the meta discussion.
>>76953779
>Foreigner in a place they shouldn't be in the first place telling the original citizens what's wrong.
I'm sure you can relate.
having a pizza tonight lads
>>76952925
Doesn't surprise me, shitalian women love non white cock, are they gypsies or Indians from India ?
What does your cat look like /cum/?
>>76953827
Either shows how far the film industry has fallen, or alternatively, that awards shows are shams
I'd go with the latter considering these awards seem to be nothing more than a dick-waving contest for directors, actors, writers, etc
Everyone's too busy to go to the gun show with me today
tired of this guy posting himself going to the bars in dayton every single day on snapchat
Wojak > Peepee poo poo
>>76954013
That update with the map thing is great for spying on people.
>>76953956
>What does your cat look like
Cute
>>76953842
the dough by itself already had 1150kcal according to the packaging and i'm pretty sure all that cheese and sausage added a ton more
admittedly it was a complete tray and i could have kept the rest for tomorrow but eh sometimes you just gotta eat you know!!
>>76953864
nonsensical post
weed people hotboxing me right now wtf at least blow it out the winder
i dont own a pet
Listening to deafhaven
>>76954178
i do, infact i'm gonna go walk him
>>76954162
It is a sensical post and replies you inarticulate cuck.
I was equating the current refugee and BLACKED situation of your country with you coming in here and shit talking our general.
>Responding to footkraut
kys
owning pets is modern day slavery
>>76954226
how exactly is that sensical
>>76954152
Very cute.
>>76954178
You should adopt one lad, they're nice company.
I'm unironically up for another war against germany.
>>76954226
You're probably reading this pasta because you responded to a ban evading German autist that spams our general all day. We forgive you, but to make sure /cum/ remains a decent general, we have one request: Please filter, and do not respond to German posters (we wouldn't want to encourage him), here's how:
1) Install the 4chanX extension in Chrome.
2) Restart your browser.
3) Find a German post.
4) Click the downwards arrow to the right of the post number, then Filter > Flag.
5) Refresh. And you're done!
Thank you for making /cum/ a better place.
>>76954200
if it's not roads to judah or the demo you're a fag
>>76954263
very, very extremely autistic post
>>76954262
but you'll have to wait until the rest of europe just about finished the war so you can jump in last minute with no real effort and act like you did all the work by yourself
>>76954262
>All the refugees miraculously leave Germany once war is declared
*grabs u by the throat*
How about u back the fuck off??!!
*grabs your breasts*
heh nothing personal, kid
>>76954297
No, merkel is planning on building a constricpt army of shitskins. That's why she's ok with them all being military aged men.
>>76954310
Kill me pete
>>76954345
T-that was a bit gay. And I have no breasts.
>>76954362
How is the Northwest treating you?
>>76954351
>Arab and nog military ability
They won't even fight for their homeland, they will never fight for a mere gibsmedat provider like Germany.
>>76954345
How can you make this post but also post >>76954263?
>>76954413
Pretty good. How are the maritimes?
Switzerland,
Denmark,
Germany,
FUCK OFF!
Thank you
>>76954453
It's easy. You fight or you go to the gas chamber.
RULES OF NATURE
>>76954499
& canada desu.
Latvia and Hungary stay.
>>76954458
Fucking rain, We get either low fucking tens or we're baking alive in our houses. Not to mention the fucking economy keeps getting worse and worse with every second.
>>76954499
/cum/ is a melting pot
celebrate diversity, more importantly celebrate your heritage (european)
I am fine with Europeans flooding cum tbqh
oh, it's columbia.
fuck off you've always just hated me.
At least there aren't any dirty Mexicans in this thread.
Latvia is ok
Absolutely disagree with all the other garbage you pozted
All non-/cum/ flags (except Latvija) need to get out and stay out, end of story
>>76954603
mexicans besides cara are okay
>>76952412
LONG BOY
>>76954621
Not a fan of the non-ironic gay mexican myself
>haven't posted anything in the entire thread
>stupid bitches still bitch about me
>>76954667
they're pretty obsessed with foreign flags!!
I often find references to myself despite not having posted in 10+ hours!
>>76953065
really good one lad
>>76954667
Go sniff some shit and play with your legos you faux-man
>>76954603
mixicans are alright
>friend asked me if I want to meet him at a bar tonight
>watching SGDQ and drinking and shitposting and don't want to spend money on a normie bar (and they always pick the worst ones)
How do I politely decline? Should I lie and say I'm busy?
>>76954535
:(
At least the housing is relatively affordable r-right?
My dick hurts when I get a boner for some reason
my dog
For me, it will always be ass.
>>76954703
shut your mouth.. you stupid leaf.
Do what you are good at and suck me off
>>76954717
Go be social. You will be happy for it when you go to bed tonight.
>>76954729
good dug
>>76954729
Is that a popcorn machine?
Please don't treat that Canadian like a Dane he is a proxyfag
>>76954729
>area rug on carpet
>with a dog
Fucking disgusting. Midwesterners truly are trash.
>>76954719
Yeah, It's somewhat alright
http://www.kijiji.ca/v-house-for-sale/cape-breton/home-sweet-home-on-the-beautiful-bay-of-fundy-advocate-harbour/1279602493?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true
Give my doggy (you)s now
>>76954775
yeah
>>76954767
Kill yourself, normie.
>>76954794
>he can't even vote for who the president will be
>>76954724
stop masturbating so much
>>76954810
Good boy/10
*does a yawn on a rainy day*
I haven't had a dog in almost 2 decades
might do a nap
>>76954842
Your loss. Join me in suffering alone, it makes no matter.
>>76954847
can't help it doc
>>76954903
That editing is actually pretty impressing.
>>76954845
YES WE CAN.
It just doesn't matter since we always go blue and have like 2 electoral votes.
What you're referring to is that we have a non-voting representative in congress. Which is why our license plates are pic related.
>>76954903
you know most 9/11 jokes are okay, they're just silly jokes.
but someone put a lot of effort into this... and it's kinda... dark...
>>76954967
>being this new
>>76954967
>>76954717
just tell the truth. you have autism so you'd rather watch autistic speedrunning than socialize
>>76954967
>and it's kinda... dark..
nigga you on a blue board
>>76954178
I'll be your pet
>>76954995
@76955007
>>76955027
remember that image of the dog that had it's four legs broken and was chained up and the owner was having sex with it?
not the gorriest thing i've seen on 4chan by a wide margin, but the worst thing i can remember.
>>76955025
>socialize
Why do people keep using this buzzword? I work Monday though Friday why the fuck would I want to waste my free time wasting money and hanging out with people if I don't feel like it and would rather do other things? Why are you acting like there's anything to gain from this?
>>76954930
Maybe the explosions were copied from a game for instance?
>>76955064
That gif of the guy licking the chicken cloaca makes me kek everytime
>>76955064
the worst thing here in 4chan and i think everyone can agree
Is the shit that polish anon posts sometimes
>>76955118
Heterofags. Disgusting.
>>76955152
Explain.
>>76955170
"I should ruin my entire life just to insert my genitals into this person on the internet's genitals."
>>76955152
>Heterofags.
It sounds weird
>>76955119
Hey cutie
>>76955152
This
>ruin my entire life just to insert my genitals into this person
That's why we have strong reproductive urges you tard
>>76955093
well for starters you wouldn't be watching autists playing video games while some other guy is reading donation notes like "great work guys my mom had cancer so any dollar will help let's end cancer once and for all!!" while guys in the real life audience are all awkwardly trying not to show their stress level from having live stream cameras pointed at them
>>76955196
How is making a reddit comment ruining your life?
>the kraut think i'm going to reply to him
>>76955291
>>76955291
>>76955291
>>76955291
PRE-EMPTIVE NEW
>>76955216
don't talk to my gf
>>76955309
I drew this
>>76955306
I apologize for the early, but I had to stop the Yuros from making a new.
>>76955366
hey it's all good :)
>>76955366
That's just excuses.