John Player edition
Chinks are right, communism is the answer
boring thread
Kill all Evangelicals
wish i had something better than just weed and alcohol tonight
>i would like men and women to have arranged marriages in which i would have likely one wife at most and that would be the only women i sleep with and i would be the only man she slept with and we would reproduce and live a life in accordance the the revelations given to the Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) be Allah
>dude u just wanna fuck a bunch of women lmao
M A L E
F E M I N I S T
T I E R
chinks aren't right
communism isn't the answer
>>76890310
THIS, take our comrade's word for it
https://youtu.be/5tCMI0uKbBE
>supporting arranged marriages because you're a autistic loser at the bottom of the social ladder and can't get a woman by yourself
Absolutely pathetic. It's a good thing you'll never have any kids to pass these retarded "values" on to.
What's /cum/'s go-to gas station brand of cigarettes? It's Belmont's for me.
>76890328
>if i construct a straw man of my opponents, they'll be easier to attack
neck yourself, blueflag-fag
I want a /cum/ thread dedicated to Nazi Germany.
I dont like how the western world has created an image in young people about more than two genders
The fact is that there are two genders and anything else or anyone who says otherwise is stupid
>smoking
>>76890350
camel
REALLY wish I wasn't an alcohol buds
>>76890350
>Belmont
overpriced as fuck, Ontario has the cheapest darts and they're like $13 at the least
John Player or Peter Jackson for me or Canadian Classics
>>76890357
its mostly just new york and californian college students
Today i take control and this is my last ciggarete box
Has anyone here noticed any sort of changes on Fox news since Roger Ailes died? American friend was complaining about it.
>>76890350
pall mall
but why smoke when you can vape
>straw man
>repeated exactly what he said
male feminist argumentation
>>76890357
There are two sexes
gender hasn't been an exact synonym for a long time now.
>>76890373
*drinks you*
mmm...SHIT
>>76890357
Shut the fuck up, Slav subhuman
there is nothing wrong with being a california college student
REALLY wish I wasn't an virgin buds
Imagine being european lel
You're angry and bitter because women won't fuck you, so you support arranged marriages because you will never get a woman otherwise.
there is everything wrong with being a california college student
>>76890382
>box
why give up there?
>>76890385
are those cheap there? they're the cheapest national brand you can buy at gas stations. they're "Budget" or "Value" smokes, usually $8 a pack
all my hair fits into a pony tail now
>>76890420
Jealous
>>76890394
Why are you posting and not digging a tunnel under the wall to enter usa juan
>>76890420
You're a girl now
>>76890403
*fucks you*
>>76890420
get a haircut hippie
>>76890419
cheap as fucking dirt. something like $4 or $5
0412
i don't understand why people continue to lie when they're called out for it
>I use firefox
quick, I need national anthems
>>76890378
I know it's overpriced but I don't like anything else. Marlboro tastes like cardboard and Canadian Classic tastes like toilet paper to me.
>>76890459
SOYOEZ NI SOVJETSKI
Imagine being so childish that you refuse to put any work into improving yourself so can attract a woman and instead complain that someone else won't just give you a woman, then saying that you're not complaining about women not wanting to fuck you but instead that you want "traditional values" that conveniently mean that you'll get a woman without putting any effort into getting one.
how do i not cum instantly when a girl touches me?
... asking for a friend
>>76890439
*creams my pants*
>>76890431
I'm too far away from the border :c
>tft not a smuggler facilitating the browning of the USA
FUCK DONALD DUMP
>>76890484
AND FUCK WH*TE '''PEOPLE'''
>>76890468
huh? you can buy marlboros? where are you at? i've bought smokes at a lot of places in Ontario and have never seen marlboros anywhere
>>76890478
rub one out beforehand
>m-muh social ladder
are you an atheist?
if you are i assume you believe in evolution
the current system is set up to pass on traits the benefit social situations, not intelligence or benefit to society
Islam is much more intelligent than the secular West because they select and pass on traits that are beneficial to society
This is why Islam will prevail
Meanwhile in the West 89iq retards make children and the intelligent men often reproduce at under replacement rate or not at all
It is better for society as a whole to remove causal dating, both from a scientific and spiritual standpoint
the only reason you oppose it is because it threats your hedonistic lifestyle
which is preferable, a life dedicated to cummies, or a life dedicated to Allah?
I say Allah
>>76890477
i literally can't.
i'd have to remove significant portions of both my brain and testicles before i'd could pretend to be that kind of person
where to meet farm gf?
>2017
>ei polta rƶƶkiƤ
>>76890503
if I had to guess, a farm
>>76890503
on a farm
My right arm has been feeling stiff for a day and I found a weird bug bite on it just now.
What should I do?
>>76890494
Vancouver. I'm GONNA move to Hamilton in September.
>>76890477
imagine being so childish you poopoo peepee where youre not supposed to stinky winky fbbbbllblblbl pppffttt braaaaaaaaaaapppppp
>>76890503
I don't know uh on the farm maybe?
>b-bitter virgin why don't you make your life all about cummies like me
male feminists everyone
>reddiot spacing
>is an idiot
like pottery.
89 IQ is highest among all mudslimes. why is this only a problem for whites (it isn't even a problem)
>>76890510
>>76890509
>>76890522
where to meet a farm?
>>76890503
farmers daughters are the best
WTF?
I HATE Canada now!
>>76890514
nice, Hamilton is a actually a cool city, I love it
you attending Mohawk/McMaster?
check the demographics of Europe and tell me who is 89iq
and you are right, this is not a problem for whites, because we will revert to Islam
>>76890536
ask old mcdonald
You guys need to put tinder on your phones
Stop being autist and tell a girl you want a relationship
Dont be for that one night stand
And have a good life
>>76890547
AND I'M FREE
FREE FALLLLIN'
have you ever chocked a girl?
>>76890536
usually you apply for a job at one of your local farms
then swoon the farm girl with your witty city boy charms
>>76890554
Yep, McM for a PhD.
>>76890512
let me see it
i am doctor
I don't get this muslim demographics meme everywhere they are in the developped world their birth rate has dropped drastically
>>76890580
Yeah
>>76890547
He's literally hitler bud
>>76890580
yes
both sexually and non-sexually
>>76890573
women can not be trusted nowadays. Why would you ever want a relationship. She'll leave you when she finds someone better
>>76890585
good shit anon, i wish you luck on your journey. You'll love Hamilton.
>>76890606
>non-sexually
You wanna tell us a story?
>>76890594
>goes from 6 to 3 kids on average
Wow, nothing to worry about at all.
black people are just too much
>>76890612
>finding someone better than me
lmao
>>76890619
Aaand now to around 2
Nope, not really mich to worry about, definitely when you consider that nearly half of people with a muslim background here aren't muslim anymore
>>76890547
Perhaps defending burgers had become too thankless a task for the majority. Not I, however, as I believe defending burgers is the utmost important task for a Leaf, however thankless.
>>76890621
black people act like no one you have ever seen before
is it time to masturbate?
>>76890612
Never had a girl leave me for someone else.
>>76890652
don't you use eloise like that
>>76890638
I will continue to defend burgers as well, no matter how thankless or alone I become in this duty.
all the beer is gone. going to bed now
A thankless task indeed
Nevada is the raddest state
>>76890683
Thank you comrade. We will never abandon our life's duty even if it were only us left.
hi friends
>>76890615
why not
>ex gf found some questionable content on my laptop
>starts over reacting and packing her shit kinda thing
>freak out cause shes never done this before
>block the door
>she tries to pass me
>go full rage
>grab her by the throat and slam her against the wall
>held her there for about 30 seconds
>my mom tried to pull me off of her
>she freaks out and calls the cops
>leave the house for a few hours
>come back, shes still there
>>76890736
salut
>>76890717
its pretty boring, my dude
*thinks about wet pussy*
ryan-tier post
I quoted a Mark Twain book earlier, nobody recognized America's greatest author. Sad!
imagine living in a country lyl
>>76890737
What the fuck is wrong with you, my dude?
Who /nopassport/ and /notplanningonever travelling abroad/ here?
>>76890799
might have a little bit of an anger problem, bud
>>76890831
i just got my passport, now you can get one's that are valid for 10 years.
plan to travel to japan in ~2 years.
good evening friends
>>76890842
Gonna go to Japan too for the olympics
>>76890842
>plan to travel to japan in ~2 years.
Another yellowfever weeb about to be disappointed.
>>76890831
i remember being a kid and going to mexico with my parents without a passport
>>76890852
Good evening friend.
>>76890855
no i already had them crushed about a year ago.
now it's just for fun.
>>76890852
salut
>>76890831
literally heading to italy in a month
Ever since about a year ago I black out every time I drink anything above moderate amounts. I've been drinking heavily since I was 16 and this is the first time I've had this problem, if I stop drinking for a few weeks will my memory (and my short-term memory sober) come back?
I couldn't get any answers through basic googling.
>>76890868
I'm warning /il filo/
>>76890883
They might remember me, I asked them about it a month or so ago
>>76890831
literally why
wish i could go on a cool vacation..
at least i'm going to oregon sometime over the summer
>>76890868
Where to? I got back not long ago.
>>76890897
northern italy
>>76890831
Traveling is part of my job so I can't really not have a passport.
Also I really fucking hate flying desu.
>shitty circulation
>little room to stretch
>trash food
>sometimes seated next to fatasses that take up half your seat
>sometimes seated next to pajeets that smell like poo flavoured curry
>can't even watch anime in peace
Wish I could literally fly sometimes.
im hungry what do?
>>76890893
You MUST play Oregon Trial beforehand, it is written
>>76890926
Where in Northern Italy?
>>76890932
Eat my CUM
>>76890936
Firenze
>>76890946
That's Tuscany not Northern Italy
almost central italy
>>76890932
eat some hot Asian buns
>>76890946
That's central Italy. Northern Italy is north of Tuscany.
>>76890946
Have you been to Italy or Europe before? If so which year?
wtf, i love cara now
>>76890960
never been out of the country before
>>76890959
>>76890953
my bad
>>76890970
V A L E R I A N
C I T Y O F A T H O U S A N D W O R L D S
>>76890973
Florence seems like a nice city. Kind of disappointed that I didn't go there since I spent my time in Lombardy.
Alcohol is for gays
>>76890973
Alright, be prepared to see loads of Balkanshits, gypsies and Africans hanging out around every tourist attraction. You will see fresh-out-of-Africa dindus hocking sunglasses, selfies sticks and such everywhere.
>>76890999
everybodys been warning me about gypsies
but from all the italian newspapers Ive been following, theyre doing all they can to turn away refugees
>>76890973
Visit Lucca, Siena and the etruscan ruins
Preferably not in the heat of the day
>>76890985
confident the movie is going to flop but i have a fetish for retro future outfits
>>76891011
I'm not memeing here, these Africans are everywhere in Europe mang, you will occasionally witness them aggressively try to sell people garbage or fighting amonst themselves for prime selling positions. Remember: do not relax.
Also don't let anyone take photos of you and never hold anything for anyone.
>>76890942
i hope a girls says something like that to me
>>76891059
Why are you so thirsty?
real g's move in silence like lasagna
>>76891062
idk i guess i say a bunch of pretty girls today
>>76885968
>>76885968
According to this thread Americans actually love Mexicans.
You're about to be executed
What are your last words?
>>76891080
Homura did nothing wrong
>>76891080
You're a big guy
>>76891037
Apparently the budget is 225 million dollars. What the fuck. That's roughly the same as the new Star Wars films, but instead of Star Wars, it's an unheard of book series. Not sure who is in charge of green lighting all this stuff or calculating the demographics. Maybe I'm just ignorant. Maybe they're trying to pull another Avatar.
>>76891080
Turks are subhumans
did i tell you guys about this super cute black girl i saw today.
ommggggg
>>76891080
I'm still a virgin
Thirst isn't attractive.
>>76891102
>Apparently the budget is 225 million dollars.
>Projected to have a $20 million opening weekend in North America
Adios Cara, won't be seeing you in any major movies after this.
>>76891080
Fuck drumpf
>klonopin
>first time smoking weed in 2 weeks
>beer
>have ambien for later
feeling fucking GOOD
>doing drugs
>>76891146
If it does well overseas it'll be okay. Transformers had it Shittiest opening ever at 40 million and has only made 100 million here while having a 200+ million budget, but overseas alone has already gone past 300 million. There's always a chance
>being this tired and exhausted
>>76891160
always remember to have 3 points of contact when going up that high
>>76891172
That's mostly because of the chinks though, they won't take to some Yuro-space opera. They love American garbage not European garbage. Europa Corp could go bankrupt if this movie fails badly enough.
>>76891211
Come to Winnipeg and hang out with me someday
>>76891230
I'll be at ai-kon if that counts
>get home from work
>have to be back at work in less than 10 hours
>have homework
>first thing I do when I get home is open up this site
why am I like this?
>why yes, I do smoke weed m'lady, care for a puff?
>>76891246
No self-control
all my youtube recommended videos are 24/7 KotH streams or episodes of Corner Gas
>>76891246
*gives you a heterosexual smooch on the top of the head*
it'll be alright
>>76891263
I'm not the only one? I've been watching koth non stop this past week
>>76891263
corner gas is comfy
>>76891260
>No self-control
accurate.
>>76891271
thanks buddy
>>76891287
true
but ive watched the whole series all the way through
...again
>>76891246
It's more interesting that social networks desu.
>>76891292
>self-control
Remember, it's the only virtue.
>>76890497
Cummies for sure. You would know that if you weren't a reactionary virgin.
2:11 hour on Youtube
1:20 hour on 4chan
hmm really makes me feel bad
>>76891362
Where do you check this?
>>76891373
timeStats addon
wish my toaster could play more than just the most basic of PC games
your anuses are mine
New Mexico is a sociopath who's dating a slut
Just wanted everyone to know
>>76891408
What are your specs? I think it's time to upgrade my GPU.
>>76891408
cant you afford a computer? i thought people are rich in the us
in the airport~
>>76891420
I have a desktop
but this is a laptop Im using for school/on the go
>>76891418
i5 CPU, godawful graphics card thats too much of a pain in the ass to replace
>>76891418
To upgrade your GPU you usually need to upgrade your CPU as well or the former will get bottlenecked by the latter
>New Mexico is a sociopath who's dating a slut
>Just wanted everyone to know
>>76891441
>i5 CPU
That doesn't tell me anything of importance. Which i5 CPU is it? And which GPU do you have?
>>76891299
I am bad at it
>>76891441
Do you check whether you're using intel graphics or the graphics card every game
I swear every goddamn time
>>76891451
I know that. I'm not a brainlet and this isn't my first computer.
>play CS:GO for the first time in a year
>all the guns sound like shit
>parents found out I'm gay
>yell at me for hour, then generic "we still love you"
>heard mom crying downstairs asking dad where they went wrong
Feels so shit. I wish I was never born.
>>76891489
Suicide is always an option.
>>76891452
i5 2520
>>76891458
I assume it only has Intel graphics because thats the only thing it says I have
>>76891464
>I'm not a brainlet
>>76891489
The absolute state of evangelicals
>>76891489
>parents found out I'm gay
Just tell them that it's not gay to fuck your bf desu
>tfw straight
>>76891489
Have you tried being not gay? Seems like it would solve this issue.
>>76891520
don't lie you homo
>>76891489
post shaved legs please
Dumb PNW brainlet
why is southwestchan talking about clackers?
>>76891441
>laptop
i am familiar with this feel
>>76891520
good bud
>>76891523
If there was a way for me to become straight somehow someway, I would do it in a heartbeat. But there isn't. I'm stuck like this and I hate it. From little I've always liked boys and hated myself for it
>>76891568
watch more yuri
>people unironically still using post-Meme War /cum/
all of my kek
I love my country!
>>76891580
cuck
>>76891568
are you really gay or just bi like most of us?
What did he mean by this?
>>76891555
nice trips bud
ah yes, the autistic brit returns
>Whatcom County
Literally who and literally where?
>>76891586
>using a frog proxy
kys cia
>>76891585
those are some comfy flags
>>76891585
this country sucks dick, I can't wait to move to Canada
>>76891568
I'll treat you bb
Belgium is the gayest country on earth
>>76891568
Ever tried dating a girl? I went out with a girl in high school once but couldn't finish when we had sex. I wasn't sure about whether I'm gay or not so I sucked off a friend of mine when I was in uni and came in my pants. I still wasn't sure so I went out with him and had a great time. So I'd say I'm probably a 2 on the Kinsey scale.
>>76891600
Sure sure
Why are you up so early
>>76891591
if only getting repeating digits was a useful skill
>Tfw have weed but shant be smoking it until tomorrow
I gotta go to sleep soon anyway
Just gonna have to resist the urge
>>76891670
where in BC do you live?
cara, u bitch niqqer, answer me
what does machiwi mean?
>he doesnt have a PHD in gets
>>76891612
good post
>>76891621
Canada is okay I guess, but I've only been to Ontario
>>76891638
Prepping the bull
>>76891665
*hugs u*
a toast to Belgium poster
>>76891628
I'm not really that attracted to girls. I can recognize beauty but I've never been willing to go out with a girl
this is me on my last trip to england lol
>>76891682
near Hongcouver, but just recently got back from Penticton
>>76891689
>tfw 200 word essay on how to solve CAPTCHA due in three weeks
>ywn piss on felicity's bunny teeth
>Weedman is coworker's bf
>Used to be close with her after she broke up with her ex, texted each other daily, now we barely talk and never hang out anymore
>But every time I go buy weed he wants to hang out with me and I have to tell him I'm busy
What did I do to deserve this
>>76891743
hm. near to the south or north?
>the city of Japan
http://en.rocketnews24.com/2015/01/09/japans-share-houses-become-a-target-for-ladies-seeking-gaijin-baby-daddies/
>>76891768
>āWe Japanese men are ugly, so I guess it canāt be helpedā¦ā
this guy likes NTR
>>76891765
near the U.S. border, why?
hmmmmmmmm
>>76891826
I just wanted to see how close you were. I live just a few miles south of the border
>living in a tropical zone in a third world conty
>summe
>power goes out
literally sleeping with my cousin because is too hot
>>76891864
wouldn't another person make it warmer?
>literally sleeping with my cousin
>>76891872
there is power on his house
>>76891886
you're sleeping with another man?
>>76891886
So sleep on the floor next to his bed or on a couch. Why the fuck are you sleeping in his bed with him?
What does the power have to do with it
Sounds like you just want an excuse to sleep with your cousin
Why does reviewbrah hate burgerking so much? BK is just average as fuck I think, nothing special about it.
>>76891886
>his
makes sense your waifu is a manfaced dyke lmao
I thought cara was a lesbian
>>76891901
>>76891916
im not sleeping on the same bed as him idiots
Rate the latest haul of bud, buds
You guys are so sensitive. When I was in a band and on tour I would sleep in the same bed as my best friend/singer. It's not a big deal to sleep together with someone
r8 my belly lads
>>76891937
Sleeping with someone means you're sleeping in the same bed.
>>76891951
>>76891951
looks noice
>>76891956
gaaaay
This thread isn't going in a good direction
>smoking the devils hashish
>>76891961
ok sorry for literally translating my thoughts in spanish.
also im a woman so stop saying is gay or something.
>>76891987
CHARLEROI
post good albums
ILY MEXICO
I thought she was a lesbian
>25 on my ochem exam
>this is my second time taking this class after withdrawing in the spring semester
I'm such a fucking retard holy shit. I think I'm just gonna drop out of college, currently at 2.3, don't think I'll be able to finish above 2.0 at this rate if I continue
>>76892012
I see you post that all the time and I'd like to point out that it's not hashish
This is hashish, it's made from weed
You could argue in fact that hashish is weed, but weed is not hashish
Saying devil's hashish is redundant because all hashish is "devil's" hashish
>>76892013
>M/D/Y
BURGER'D
Reminder that having actual biologically functional female genitalia makes you the gayest of all the gaylords
>>76891987
>>76892012
>I see you post that all the time and I'd like to point out that it's not hashish This is hashish, it's made from weed You could argue in fact that hashish is weed, but weed is not hashish Saying devil's hashish is redundant because all hashish is "devil's" hashish
>I see you post that all the time and I'd like to point out that it's not hashish This is hashish, it's made from weed You could argue in fact that hashish is weed, but weed is not hashish Saying devil's hashish is redundant because all hashish is "devil's" hashish
>>76892027
redpill: stem isn't about intelligence or understanding the material, it's about grinding through practice problems until you can solve the problems you're expected to know how to solve
>
>>76892074
my man
It's Britney, bitch
>>76891240
Uuuuu let me buy you a beer or something!
Or lets get food!
literally fuck this shit
and fuck you for judging me, shit is too hot to sleep.
here in da studio u kno what I'm sayin?
https://youtu.be/SKBWfXkmDZM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CGDqkF5Y3c
>>76892110
I don't drink but maybe chill for a bit
Evens take a bunch of antihistamies and try to go to sleep now
Odds take slightly less antihistamies and go to sleep after midnight
Dubs stay up until 1
Trips smoke some my devils hashish and stay up until 1
>>76892130
How about you come over to my place and hang out for a bit and smoke a joint
I'm a britboo desu
>I don't drink
im a euroboo
expat soon
>>76892139
antihistamines are underrated desu i take them all the time
>>76892112
lol you're a fucking baby. aren't norteƱos supposed to be accustomed to heat? kek
/cum/ has never had a meetup?
Fresh off the oven
>>76892192
>>76892192
>>76892192
>>76892158
going with group of friends so will mostly be at the con desu
unironically love nickelback
>>76892187
I met the RUDE oregon poster
>>76892187
does not count but one of my friends posts on here and knows I do too
>>76892012
Been listening to this a lot lately