Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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>>76843490
スパマーが削除されてないのに次スレに行っていいのか?

まあとりあえずおつー
スパマー爆破

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必ず
ダンス
スピン
ジャンプ
現金が必要な場合

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私は退屈です
私にはすでに良い時間を見せてくれる?

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>>76843490
Japanese food is heaven.

もうすぐスパマーのプログラムは自我に目覚めて、普通の糞レスでチューリングテストに合格する説があるけど、どう思う?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJmjHluv50o

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>>76845408
なかなか良い光景じゃ

4 years from now, hopefully I'll have a degree, computer network engineering certifications and be fluent in Japanese. Will the move to Japan be easy for an educated white boi like myself?

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>>76846715
Spammer

おはよう!
わたしは しろい です
さようなら!

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Kanadajin is the prime example that sometimes, just sometimes, 3D is better than 2D.

>>76847976
おぞましいです

>>76847976
Stop posting guro on blue boards

what's the point of adding ことです at the end of a sentence?

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>>76847911
?????jinni?????jinha???jin??ji????tsute??banaidarou

のむ やさい

OH. MA. GOD whata FUCK MAN xDDD i can't stop laugh XDDD i think I just PEE a little hahahaha I cant even man this is so FUNNY xD BLaCK PEOPLE ARE SO FUNNY WHATDA HECK MAN

DuDE?! bUKKAKE IS THIS A PORNO? gross xDDD wtf japan

>>76846007
The F., what are your thoughts on En Marche!?
I did a political quiz and it says I side with them

>>76847976
I think this board hates her more than she deserves.
She seems pretty annoying though

>>76849731
Obaeew?

I've been studying Japanese for 2 months, rate my progress. I just finished hiragana, studying Japanese takes so long but I hope to finish katakana by month 4

わたし わ アノン二モウス です

あなた わ アノン二モウス ですか?

わたし わ にほんご を べんきょう を している です

わたし わ りんご を たべる

>>76850318
わたしは*
べんきょう しています*

かたかた の べんきょう がんばれ!

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Is Japan a depressing place to live?

What does the minimum wage vs living expenses look like?

I want to visit Japan at least once during my lifetime and enjoy the early morning views before I die but I can't seem to get my tourist visa approved because lolcocaineland.

>>76850207
It is spam

>>76850844
Japan is a heaven on earth unless you are Japanese.

>>76850976

Can you elaborate? Why do you think this?

>>76851020
Girls are cute, and food is great.
Food is cheap, and so is yen.
Gaijin money can buy more stuff.

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>>76851225

None of the above if you can't communicate in Japanese.

How possible is it for me to travel there, walk around aimlessly, shoot some nice pictures with a decent camera and fuck off back home without having to establish a conversation with anyone?

>>76851020
It's a corporate hell, nice to visit but bad to live in. It's clean, developed and safe with tons of places to see and things to do. Living there, being Japanese is another story, society, people, it's all so weird. There's extreme societal pressure, pressure to conform, get a job, work like crazy, get promoted. There are reasons for the high suicide rate. If you visit you're mostly exempt from tradition but Japanese are expected to act a certain way, rules and social hierarchy are so ingrained in their culture even the language reflects it.

TL;DR some crack in a corporate hell after awhile

>>76851494

But what if you want to work there as a foreigner? Are you still exempt of their social rules or whatever or are you expected to adapt?

I don't think I could live doing 14 hour shifts which I hear is mostly the norm over there.

>>76851608
>expected to adapt
This. Not that you'd be able to get a job there so easily. Maybe as an English teacher.

>>76851895

I wouldn't mind picking garbage off the street. Or is this also unrealistic?

>>76852038
I have no idea. How would you even maintain a visa for that though? I guess if you marry a qt there?

>>76851608
Unless you're highly skilled and sponsored by a company, or an English teacher you have no chance to get a work visa.

>>76852067
>>76852080

Thanks. I guess it really is impossible, after all.

Considering this >>76852080 I'd say the only realistic way, as a non-English speaker and not a highly skilled worker, to get a visa there is to shill out a whole lot of money, go to some shitty ass college like HAL to study whatever with the full intent of finding your future waifu. That's probably the only way to do it.

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>>76847976
She looks like a retarded turtle

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あなたがいなくて本当に寂しい
事実
私のチキンは火の上にいる

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おやすみを言いに来たぞー
おやすみなさいおっぱいスレ

>>76852892
波蘭ちゃんおやすみ(・ω・)ノ

>>76853914
All me :)))

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社畜生活もうやだ

>>76852390
Is the autistic rural Canadian chick who was abused by her hick parents now a muzzie? Is she wearing a table cloth as one of those hijabs?

Rolling around at the speed of sound
Got places to go, gotta follow my rainbow

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>>76856121
She's one of the bigger weebs out there. I think she even called herself ethnically japanese. From the image it seems she's muslim now.

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>>76843490
おちゅでちゅ
>>76836306 (You)
寝落ちしていますた
>>76845408
京アニのエロは、変な方向に向かうな
>>76847824
もう、帰ったのかよ

>>76855033
休みの次の日ってやる気なくすよねー

SOPA DE MACACO SOPA DE MACACO
SOPA DE MACACO SOPA DE MACACO
SOPA DE MACACO SOPA DE MACACO

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>>76856441
ケルト十字
日本の鳥居
2人は多くの類似点を持っています

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>>76848518
青汁やな
不味い、もう一杯
>>76850318
知っている人は知っていますが
私はAnonymousness
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>>76851020
>unless you are Japanese.
but if you are here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-WP6POdTgY

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>>76851486
A mere tourist does not need Japanese.
Thoroughly enjoy Japan.
>>76852892
ごめんね
寝落ちしてから
今まで、スレに来れなかった
>>76856672
i like Enya
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wfYIMyS_dI

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>>76843490

>>76857238
>nu-males
whats this ?

>>76857579
I noticed there's a (You) here. Is maybe whoever was replied to in the original thread the spammer?

fuck brajiru

>>76858286
Nevermind I found the original source and the (You) was typed in by hand.

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>>76843490
エロいぃ

>>76857369
草食男子に近い存在

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>>76858487

今の日本人ってそんなに働いている時間長いのか?

intでは"日本人は1日12時間働いている"死ぬまで働く"とか連呼されてて悲しくなりますよ…

一体あいつ等どっからそんな情報拾ってくるんだか…

How many days do I need to thoroughly enjoy a trip to tokyo?

>>76858660
大学の学費と予備校代貯めるために期間工やってるけど
12時間労働が当たり前だよ
さっき夜勤終わったばかりでもうヘトヘト、こんなんじゃ勉強できねーよ

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>>76858621
なんなのその反応

>>76858837
自分がそうだからって皆も同じと思ってんのか…

>>76858837
女なら風俗で楽に稼げるのに
男は不憫

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>>76858872
It means that she is waiting you in a bed.

>>76858885
いや自分のこと言っただけだけど

>>76858909
女は顔が並以上なら体売ればすぐ数百万稼げるのにな
何の経験もない男はどれだけ頑張っても月30万が限界

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>>76858967
ハーハレンチ!

>>76858573
90年代終わりからnu~っていうのをよく見かけるけど、nuってどういう意味?
newとnu(ギリシャ語のニュー)を掛けてるの?

>>76859069
佳奈美は今日も元気

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SPAMMER

>>76859167
しっかりしろあいつは僕じゃないwwwww

>>76860425
>佳奈美が日本国旗

普通に日本人と思うわ!

JANITOR,PROXY BRAZIL FLAG BAN PLS.

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>>76859069
im moist, please com in
>>76859150
連想するのはnukeだよな
>>76860425
よう、元気

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>ハゲに話しかけられた

>>76860683
nihonも永久BANになったぞ

今日は!スプラ2の!ダイレクト!

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>>76860732
見たw
平気に復活したらしいけど

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あげ

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自分のポスト番号の最後の二桁で決めるヨメ画像です
このポストにアンカーすることでくじを引いています
よろしくお願いします

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>>76860683
佳奈美は今日も元気
>>76860904
串使って来たんじゃない?
>>76861643
トランブがカンナに?
わっカンナい
ついでに、FNNはカニ

>>76861823
These all look like shit

>>76861823
レス乞食かよ
一応、引いてみるけど

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>>76861868
ありがとうございます

>>76861823
みんな体の線が細すぎんだよ
もっと太いのいねえのか(怒)

pq são assim meus amigos brs aqui kkkkkkkkk

なに体売ればいいのにって言ってんのかよ
そんなことやっていられるか

壁|∀・)

>>76862800
却下

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>>76862160
じゃあタダで

>>76863056
愛さえあれば...(´・ω・｀)

タダ働き(´・ω・`)

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SPAMMER

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SPAMMER

JANITOR,BRAZIL & USA FLAG IS PROXY SPAM.
BAN & DELETE PLS.

>>76862800
壁|∀・>⊂(・∀・)隠れてないで出てこい

>>76863966
スパム怖い

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>>76864014
オーちゃんはアメリカ嫌いっとφ(..)メモメモ

まさかbump limitまで放置じゃないだろうな

Shit thread

>>76864047
このスレにアメリカ人常連が少なくてよかった(・∀・)

>>76864133
オーちゃんがそこまでアメリカを避ける理由とは!?
さては、オーストラリアのアメリカ化計画を狙ってるな、オーちゃん

>>76864183
だって~
アメリカ旗の書き込みって、ちょっと偉そうでウザくない?

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は、はい

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>>76864110
そんな、感じだな
>>76864333
雨理香ちやん、最近来てくれないな

>>76864869
今夜はけいおんやめようよ

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SPAMMER

>>76865161
昨日は本当はおっぱいスレだったのだが
田井中律の中の人が結婚したということもあった

にほんじんのけがれぴとはおしにくださいませ

>>76865348
穢人ってBのこと

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SPAMが消えますように

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>>76852329
チキン?

今日のジャニさんはお休みかな?
>>76865590
毎日みんながスパムスパム言ってるから、
ゴーヤチャンプルが食べたくなってきたw

スパムの中の人も、いつか病気になったり死んだりするやろ
それまでの辛抱やね(ﾆｯｺﾘ

>>76866185
そのときはお祝いしよう

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SPAMMER

>>76866185
だねー

今夜はこのままスレが落ちるまで放置の日かもしれん
だれか次スレたてたほうがいいかもね

>>76866425
ではこの私に任せてください

>>76866644
お願いします

>>76866644
オージーよろ!

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>>76866644

はい、どうぞ
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