Pakistan Edition
If you read this, you are a homosexual(gay).
Very gay btw
Delet this
>>76801149
Oi mate, you shia innit?
They oll koffar!
>>76801054
bump
Washing dishes for 8 hours haha.
Won't be posting a single time in this thread
>>76801054
excellent edition
got a job interview at the paki shop lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Vyvv7P6Ldo
>>76803411
likewise
60% of posters, on an international level, believe homosexuals are mentally ill.
Time to rev up those institutions
>>76803427
shall not
>>76803419
rasheed
>>76803427
>thumbnail
shan't
Hello I'm CIA
Hello I'm CIA
No I'M CIA
No I'M CIA
Ok you're CIA
Ok you're CIA
got called a worthless twat in the kitchen
anime
>>76803452
yeah fuck drumpf right? he's a retarded reality star not capable of running a country.
>>76803427
>Sargon - by not suing Anita, by not filing a counter-restraining order, you are allowing her to continue her illegal/amoral behavior when you're the only one in a position to do something.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTDmsmN43NA
whats laurens end game?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13354322
http://www.strawpoll.me/13354322
http://www.strawpoll.me/13354322
http://www.strawpoll.me/13354322
http://www.strawpoll.me/13354322
http://www.strawpoll.me/13354322
Ah yes, tennis on both main BBC channels for the next two weeks. A sport that appeals solely to limp wristed, guardian-reading, refugee-welcoming metropolitan libtards. This sure is value for money with my license fee
>>76803491
you are obsessed, my friend
>>76803491
>Boogie, please stop being aplogetic. You have NOT come from a place of "privelage". You have been through more than so many people could ever handle. It absolutely blows my mind that the bullying you face is being downplayed by Marxists like Anita who clearly has never faced a fraction of bullying and adversity you have. You should be proud over what you have and still continue to overcome not aplogetic.
aaahh yes
>>76803506
won't stop unless you say "fuck drumpf" like the good little lefty you are
>>76803499
when will you kids realize how worthless these poll are. everyone just votes for meme answers
>>76803499
why kind of boring arsehole votes truthfully on these bullshit polls?
>>76803496
survival of the white race
>>76803547
in the other thread i was a rorke though?
you lot can't make your mind up
>>76803528
honestly like why does a fat sack of shit like him have any followers
at work lads... help... help me...
>>76803551
I did
>>76803589
*goes in to help you but pulls away at the last second*
>>76803589
tell them it's a national holiday
>>76803579
many cases like him
don't care
toooowe deh franss-ss-ss-ss
>>76803574
thought she was a jew
weighing out the pros and cons of doing a poo
*rattles the runt cage*
>>76803646
grim without makeup and sucking in her cheeks
>>76803639
Would they still be around without the white race?
wot
wot
shia are koofah
wot
do something
who's your youtubefu /brit/? bonus points if she's british
>>76803589
now now wagie... get off your phone and start making mr noseburg some money
>>76803646
her facial composition is odd
>>76803551
I did, fucking child
>>76803681
looks very smelly
>I did, fucking child
>>76803551
fuck you
>>76803662
probably
>>76803664
ay
ess
em
ar
*flicks hair*
daahlinng :33
>need to move the entire contents of my flat into a van
>no parking spaces outside
>van is parked 3 streets away
hmmmmm not sure how to go about this one
>>76803646
>when you get called to a code brown in the men's bogs but you've just started your break
>>76803713
debatable
>>76803681
*devours the first*
*fully satisfied, leaves the remaining in the fridge*
ah yes
dont trust anyone who
watches asmr
watches anime
plays videogames
is gay
>>76803715
my fucking boy
NA NA NA NA NA....something...IT"S TIME TO LEAVE THOSE PLACES
NA NA NA NA NA....something...IT"S TIME TO LEAVE THOSE PLACES
NA NA NA NA NA....something...IT"S TIME TO LEAVE THOSE PLACES
NA NA NA NA NA....something...IT"S TIME TO LEAVE THOSE PLACES
https://youtu.be/MO1Nltfy4AI?t=25m48s
bodyslammed a scotch egg
>>76803664
too many to say
might make an oven pizza
>>76803505
LOVE being flooded with the results of bender ball all day
>>76803646
K E K
>>76803753
*buys you a pint*
you're probably a shia init?
*waves hand from left to right dismissively*
they're all kuffar
Scott Chegg invented the scotch egg
>>76803753
2.5/4
>>76803646
NEED that finger up my arse
police are on the hunt for an armed and dangerous criminal thug in my city.
have a guess what ethnicity this man is.
>>76803838
alri thailad
>>76803835
paki or nigger
why don't we have a national holiday lads?
>>76803835
White
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24zPb504FP4
WE ARE THE SHIA OF ALI IBN ABI TALEB
>>76803824
need a failed normie category
WHEN I'M FEELING DOWN I DON'T WANNA GET UP
>>76803860
dont you hve saint patricks day?
did a panic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5rTdTLFdMQ
>>76803860
you have an independence day now
day of the clamp soon
>>76803778
who dis???
shan't be posting in this paki thread
'sheeds OUT
>>76803914
it's july lad
>get a hair cut
god i'm even more ugly than I remember
>>76803914
based
>>76803681
Explain this
>>76803937
OP
Nothing wrong with Pakistan mate
got my hair complimented
>>76803824
bottom left name? saw a funny vid of him years ago
>>76803860
>spain has a national day for the discovery of america
ahahaha the absolute state
brap
>>76803979
Probably felt sorry for you
>>76803824
>incel
>30% of all males
95% of men have lost their virginity in their mid-20s so this isn't rgiht lmao
>>76803936
frivvi / lauren
>>76803983
Grim
>heteros
>>76803979
what about the turtleneck?
just remembering all the missed sexual encounters when I was 18-19 due to being naive and completely sexually unaware
got my shit together shortly after that but being plunged into a world of rampant fanny after going to an all boys' school was bewildering at first
>>76804000
FUCK OFF NORMIE CHAD!!
>>76804034
Anon, I...
>95% of men have lost their virginity in their mid-20s
>>76804036
which one
>heteros arent degenerate
did nothing valuable today at work haha
>>76804068
Turtle what's your sleeping pattern like when the fuck do you sleep
Got called handsome walking down the street again lads
>>76803835
nigger
>>76804084
>this is the worst you can find
give me 2 seconds on google and I can find gays buttfucking at a parade
sick of the all the yank shit today
might print out their constitution and do a poo on it
>>76803982
jsanza you fucking pathetic excuse of a psler
>>76804084
what's degenerate about breasts?
i can post pictures of parades too
>>76804137
excellent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elroYaDZwqU
thanks
>>76804141
remember they hate women
>>76804001
link her accounts pls!!!!
>>76804111
5-6am
still no brexit gf
homosexual master race
>>76804175
watch cooking docs all the time never cook
http://www.xvideos.com/video443107/mardi-gras-3
http://www.xvideos.com/?k=mardi+gras
http://www.xvideos.com/?k=mardi+gras
http://www.xvideos.com/?k=mardi+gras
>>76804162
FrivolousFox on youtube
Incredibly mental aunt tried to light herself on fire in the hospital
Feel like they should just let the cunt kill herself if she's going to start putting innocent people at risk
>>76804200
*Janny raises up on his hind legs, foaming at the mouth and tugging on his stainless steel lead*
WOAH! WOAAAHH THERE
some faggot tried to grab my cock in the corridor
good night english pride
>>76804216
tim looks aesthetic in this
have it on good authority that brexit is being cancelled
>>76804216
why is britain always so glum
watching are emma in a movie about a loser
she's really bad at it
>>76804269
you wish
HAHAHAH get fucked faggots. just unironically wiped my sharty ass with a picture of the fucking queen
cunts
>>76804239
>things that never happened
business idea: genetically program every mammal on Earth to be bipedal and give them intelligence equal to that of an average human being
>>76804285
lol
>>76804285
>land of the free
SCREAMING
emma watson is literally incapable of changing the intonation of her voice
want to strangle her
got a job interview next wednesday. hope i get it.
>HAHAHAH get fucked faggots. just unironically wiped my sharty ass with a picture of the fucking queen
>cunts
>>76804327
hope you fail
>>76804326
just informed your local constabulary of your threat against one of the country's national treasures.
>HAHAHAH get fucked faggots. just unironically wiped my sharty ass with a picture of the fucking queen
>cunts
>>76804325
>be american
>cross the road
>police violently tackle me to the ground and execute me face down on the street
AND THE HOMMMMMMMMME OF THE BRAAAAAAAAAVE
IMAGINE losing a war to some bent little asians hiding in trees and holes
>>76804327
hope you get it la, your posts here are just dismal
thank goodness karen gillan is in this. she should give emma some acting lessons
>>76804382
ask brits and change the asian to white
>>76804327
got one on thursday
>>76804285
>turn in your guns
>insane taxes
howling ampersand caterwauling
Doing a placement next year while at uni. £18k salary 37 hours per week
Never even had a part time job before ahaha literally never worked a day in my life and I'm nearly 20 haha x
>>76804393
what you watching
Business idea:
>>76804421
FONT FONT FONT UNDERAGED FONT FONT FONT I BET URE NOT EVEN A VIRGIN GET THE FUCK OUTTA /BRIT/
getting asked out during an interview wouldn't even be allowed even as a test
would sue that smart arse fucker
>>76804408
What for
>>76804421
literally minimum wage lmao
why are yanks so obsessed about some irrelevant war that happened over 200 years ago
>>76804378
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nh-As5b_jZA
>>76804432
the circle.
they should have put karen in the lead and told emma to fuck off just like with la la lol
mid year 2017 new /brit/ resolution
from here on no /brit/ will reply to a yank flag and no /brit/ will make reference to yank activites
amen
>>76804451
dunno
>you will never be a humble medieval scribe
>>76804469
WTF
would know I've never had a job, should be good for experience I hope
>>76804471
it's mental, it's like if we obsessed over the war of roses every year
never read dave eggers but get the impression he's a hack who gets by with millenials because of muh feels like john green
>>76804285
>reckless debt that was collected at the behest of american colonists that demanded the french be taught a lesson
>>76804492
um...no sweaty
>>76804496
bizzaro
in Lord of the Rings and other fantasy
are humans elves dwarves orcs goblins etc the same species? Because usually they can interbreed
>>76804504
poor lad
>>76804515
never heard of either of those but i agree
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYQ3Xt7ZXEw
>>76804538
in LOTR elvs and humans can i think
also the urk hai or whatever were meant to be a fucked up orc hybrid
>>76804538
i lotr humans and elves are from the same origin/creator but two separate branches. dwarves are a separate thing.
their use in everything else stems from that
>>76804538
orcs, goblins, and elves are technically same species
>>76804524
there are a number of jobs available in the company
lowest is part time answering email inquiries ($30 an hour I think) and highest is full time project manager
>>76804471
>irrelevant war
Ah yes, irrelevantly prompting america to become the most powerful country in the world, arguably one of the most powerful in history
They created some of the most innovative pieces of technology the world will ever see.
They dominate culture and are the entertainment powerhouse of the world. People will be studying this masterpiece of a country for hundreds of years wondering how we were so dominant and ahead of our time
They'll look at the moon and marvel at the fact that we were there in fucking 1969. They'll see the internet and its expansions and be in complete awe of our advancements
In the end, they'll see a film called Interstellar. What will eventually become a cornerstone of western art, a nearly perfect visual. Historians will be blown away by the way it perfectly encapsulates human nature, our sense of adventure, our perseverance, and most of all, our love, the thing that transcends space and time
I usually dont mind yanks but you're being incredibly annoying today probably cos it's July 4th so please FOY for the rest of the day, cheers.
- /brit/ spokesperson
>>76804488
hmm, i like emma watson and karen gillan but probably not enough for this
>>76804538
>interbreeding with dwarves
literally manlets, would never happen
>>76804587
>In the end, they'll see a film called Interstellar
screeching
>>76804591
>i like emma watson
mong
>and karen gillan
good lad
>>76804034
imagine having to live a life this pathetic
HE SAY U BRADE RUNNA
>>76804578
>lowest is part time answering email inquiries ($30 an hour I think)
CROIKEY
best of luck m8
why are so many jobs literally scams
thought the point was to scam the customer not the employees
>>76804651
govt corruption
>>76804628
you should see my face lol
>>76804589
>>76804651
HR have quotas to fill
>>76804593
true i don't ever think i've seen a half-dwarf in fantasy
>>76804662
they're all private sector though.
every time i visited an office for a sales company it was a literal cult
need to sort them out before we talk about scientologists
>>76804651
left my last job owing the business money
business idea: 4chan cup but with /int/ generals instead of site wide boards
the /int/ cup
>>76804709
>sales
there's your problem
>working
hmm
nah
not a fan
who is the next doctor lads
learned that in america in the schools they teach that the war in the 1770's was a huge deal and changed the whole world and that
they don't know that it was just a proxy war between britain and france and was the buildup of a greater series of european wars that eventually culminated in the napoleonic wars of the early 19th century
the british empire didn't come to its peak until over one hundred years after america got its independence, and it took over 100 years for america to cement its place in the world. control over places like india was far more important
>>76804709
there's a scam that's been exposed once or twice where agencies take a cut from the government and pay companies to put up false ads where they faff you about. i was probably on the end of one a few years back
Lmfao we owned you guys in the revolutionary war. You got owned.
>>76804742
imagine be this salty. absolutely howling at you lad
>>76804772
actually, we got pwnd. learn the difference, n00b
>>76804742
so wheres yer Indian territory m8
>>76804742
americas existence as a country is more important than anything that britain has controlled or achieved since 1776 to world history
theres literally no arguing it.
>>76804742
Bizzare post
>>76804742
literally nothing the yanks believe about the war or the runup to it is actually true lol
>>76804788
What about penicillin
>>76804742
hardly surprising when you realise original USA was just east coast.
In britain we get taught we owned the whole land mass.
in reality they had to tame the wild and wrestle it from the french spanish and indians
hahahahahhahaha get FUCKED. FUCK YEAH
USA
USA
USA
USA
Just made fireworks with the gf lads
nawmean?
>Yanks are THIS easy to trigger
>>76804587
>wondering how we were so dominant and ahead of our time
we already know the answer to that mate.
it was essentially a combination of:
>settlers being given the keys of a huge unpopulated continent that had massive amounts of resources and habitable land
>only obstacle were less advanced native americans who didnt pose much of a threat
>the country starting on an equal footing to the advanced nations of the world at the time in terms of technology, law, science, etc.
>no enemies at your borders. America had years of comfy isolationism to build itself up. no other nation had that option.
>America wasn't flattened and bankrupted twice-over within 20 years.
>America didnt have to fight for supremacy. It was essentially handed supremacy by the previous supreme entity.
>strong leadership during America's early days.
plus other reasons.
>>76804788
yes, but no one knew that in 1776
no one knew back then that america would come to be what it is today
keep in mind back then it was just the 13 colonies, a bunch of unexplored hostile indian land and lots of nigger slaves
>>76804742
history is written by the victors :^)
reminder of >>76804492
anyone found breaking the rules has to live with Tim for a week
FUCK OFF about yer independence shite pls take this to /cum/
>>76804836
>some drunken libertarian farmers and fishermen bankrolled by the french and the dutch
ftfy
>off work
>wake up
>go gym
>get all shit done that needs doing
>get home
>shower
>roll a joint
Very good, sire. Nothing like a joint at the end of the day
america isn't even a country. there's no cohesion. they actively discourage it . They're literally just a portal for megacorps to rise from the abyss to oppress us.
>>76804852
we knew fine well what the potential of the land was that was exactly why we prohibited moving further west. we just never had any desire to oppress them if they wanted to leave, it's why we sent out peace feelers twice during the war.
got offered a flat but it's someone's granny flat in a suburb
might hold out a bit longer
was reading a book in the 'tro and some woman started talking to me
>>76804913
FONT FOGL (FUCK OFF GOOD LOOKING)
angry anglos in this thread
>>76804785
Reporting
>>76804910
what do you mean "got offered a flat"?
like boyhood but the lad is a bad actor. better when he was younger.
still way better than emma watson though that's not hard
>>76804892
>>76804892
>>76804892
how do i stop getting insecure and anxious when I smoke weed?
>>76804892
Did you use a rolling machine?
What is your favourite frog
Oh Captain, my Captain! Another unmarried childless 30 something has joined the ranks of the Dead Roasties Society.
Gen-X and early millennials rode the cock carousel until their late 20's. Then they got off with a beta provider before cheating, divorcing, and beginning the cycle all over again.
But more of these women are refusing to settle. And more men are refusing to play the rigged game at all.
The end result is single men finding other ways to occupy their time and miserable used up spinsters getting trashed on cheap wine and dressing up their cats in baby clothes before killing themselves with their biological clock run outs.
This is the future you wanted ladies.
>>76804932
I'm definitely hard when Emma Watson is mentioned
>>76804892
tfw my post is front and centre
>>76804932
the daughter was better when she was younger too. they both turned shit when they got to college age
>>76804954
horrid post
>>76804892
be my weed bf
>>76804910
move in norrmalm
'f just sent me this
>>76804967
puberty is awkward enough without a director prying into your life
Imagine being the foremost world superpower only to be knocked completely into irrelevancy while watching your far more successful son surpass you in every imaginable way
just astounding
What happened to the good jobs
The trades
The communities
>>76805002
all empires fall mate. America is next in line.
not happy no one replied to my what's your favourite frog question
>>76804954
top notch post
>>76805002
you don't need to imagine, just give 6-7 years
Brits must be so mad today!! hahahaha!
>>76805011
fuck thatcher
>>76804954
>The end result is single men finding other ways to occupy their time
haha yeah, us single men are happy without gfs, who needs them when there are video games, alcohol, porn and superhero films
hate americans using family metaphors to describe countries
is this the level of american education
so like kids today we will be learnin' 'bout englan'
who was like our dad
>>76804935
Are you insecure and anxious when you're not stoned?
>>76804941
No, by hand
>>76804973
I'm not gay
>>76805011
>>76803664
Roaming Millennial, MyNameIsJosephine, or Zoe Does Life.
*blocks your path*
>>76805031
>brexit 1776
Anyone seen Doctor Strange
k
uuuuuuuuuuhhnt
>>76805058
aye but at what cost
>>76805060
link to all three of these channels
>>76803664
kim
france is actually an alright place
>>76805058
>tfw top 20
new pape
r8
>>76805072
yea
>>76805087
fuck right off
>>76805092
super gay
>>76805041
im sure you would complain about anything americans did because you're an assblasted brit
AYY FOOKIN THATCHER
>>76805058
>Postal service mail carriers
>$44k
No wonder they're so fucking happy.
>>76805045
>Are you insecure and anxious when you're not stoned?
Insecure, but not anxious. Once I smoked weed I start to think about all these little things in my life that are pathetic or that I regret doing
>race mixing is wro-
>>76805114
triggered
a lot of lads in this thread gona be living with tim for a week
>>76805114
>brit
umm no sweaty x
>>76805031
why is this so funny
>>76805087
true
>>76805117
a dildo in thatchers dead arse
>>76805138
They're both white
f-fuck yew innglin
Business idea: mic dependent game where your character stands in a room and you chat shit with another player's character
>>76805081
TRIGGER WARNING: Two of them aren't white (both Canadian too) and one is a Med:
Roaming:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLUrVTVTA3PnUFpYvpfMcpg
Josephine:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC89QtIAIY6xQgOhMYxMWXFA
Zoe:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCegU7jX7WASluuwSPhU0PsA
>>76804504
>I am very cold
tfw
Love sweeties
Hate non-sweeties
Simple as