/brit/

ring ring pussy it's janny on the phone

shadilay shadilay

>>76706287
ok you want to do 21st century only? Also think Costa and Kar-Wai and potentially even tsai-ming liang have made their best films this side of the century. obviously that's harder but we can still play:

Apichapong Weekesthaul (your thai man)
Lav Diaz (made earlier films but let's be honest who has seen his pre 2000 work)
Paolo Sorrentino
Andrea Arnold (as I said earlier)
some people would say Carlos Reygadas but I don't agree
Jia Zhangke
Nuri Bilge Ceylan
Peter Strickland

I can probably go on.

Unironically think Strickland is probably the best british director working in "english" at the moment (ironic i know considering he is so european arthouse inspired)

>>76706418
I purposefully picked "entry" level people...

shadilay lads

Hate hate
Love love
Simple As

PRAISE KEEK

are submachine guns legal in the US if they're restricted to semi auto? i want an mp5 or something similar bc i think they're aesthetic

Dan?

Gaz?

i trust lesser known artists to make a quality product more than some big name making mass appeal content

Abu-bakr?

>>76706523
why do some spastics pronounce it key-k when it is clearly spelled to be pronounced keck

shit meme

>>76706518

WOAH

how do you think the average kekistani would explain the resemblance to the national socialist flag on their flag to a jewish person.

>spent a full hour in the car listening to the local mortician (who happens to be blabbermouth) give us all updates on who and who isn't dead and how they may or may not have died

literally the most fascinating 90 minutes I think I have ever experienced

holy fucking shit

>David Lynch knows his craft

>>76706593
its called a MEME ok!?

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>>76706593
by sucking off their jewish willy

>>76706593
(((pure coincidence)))

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>i trust lesser known artists to make a quality product more than some big name making mass appeal content

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>>76706518

>>76706541
I believe it depends on the state

>>76706593
Oy vey

>>76706593
"it's supposed to parody the flag of nazi germany"

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watching Marvel's Avengers© Assemble on BBC1

Take the piss

any kekistani men in

>>76706593
we LOVE our based Jewish 'pedes though!

>>76706647
dogshit pleb

>>76706632
name anything well-known that is also good
protip: you can't

I know what you feel because I'm somewhat in your situation.
The solution I came up with is - stop worrying. If people are having fun in front of you, appreciate their happiness. If you feel you are way behind in terms of your love life, let it be so. Accept it.
Just focus on making yourself a better person. Don't look for rewards. But just become an upgraded version of yourself.
Improve fitness, read books, explore the world around you.
I'm 3 years older than you and this is the best advice I can give you.
It'll happen when it's meant to happen.

>>76706541
Why ask us lol

Adam and EVE not Adam and STEVE

>>76706661
>>76706655
>>76706523
>>76706516
>>76706503
Has anything ever experienced such a rapid backlash in modern history?

>>76706655
Dan here

WHEN I WAS A CHILD, I HAD A WEE POO

MY ARSE FELT JUST LIKE... TWO POO POOS

NOW I'VE GOT THAT STIFFY ONCE AGAIN

I CAN'T EXPLAIN, YOU WOULD NOT SHIT YOUR PANTS, THIS ISNT POO I ARSE

>>76706713
I think that's the point

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sue

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Latest Ben Garrison

>>76706763
indecent of her

>>76706713
/pol/ irreversibly ruined its brand by collaborating with reddit for trump, they'll regret it forever

>>76706752
terrible attempt mate

>>76706773
[le funny post about him labeling everything]

>>76706514
costa peaked with his fontainhas trilogy then stopped being interesting. some names i haven't heard about, some others i quite like (the turk, lav diaz) but again their films dont bring anything new... they're the same films as films that were made 40, 50 years ago, its just getting redundant... maybe they're ok films but since they don't bring anything exceptional and lost any type of purity in the pictures (because of digital cameras)
i dont want to sound like a reactionary or a passeist but its my feel about contemporary cinema... simple as. the ones i love are wang bing and zhao liang because they bring something new.. they just film things around with the camera, they dont bother about reaching something, its not cinéma vérité like rouch for example... its just filming stuff

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>>76706593
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>76706773
>Uncle Joe

Obscure meme.

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Work tomorrow

Nosestein's said Deanos been off for the last 2 days and doesn't think he'll make it in

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the goal

>>76706677
LotR, both the movies and books

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snorting

>>76706773
>SJW on the compass

It's so dense, every single image has so many things going on.

>>76706834
unlucky mate, i was toiling today

>>76706850
[le funny post about how they aren't going to stop isis]

>>76706801
META my kekistani brother

counter cultural post my friend

>>76706828

really activated an almond

>>76706773
not a modicum

love lager
love dogs
love lesbian porn

all that needs to be said

>>76706850
choking, vomiting

>>76706773
does ben garrison not know that a hammer and sickle are two separate tools and aren't actually stuck on top of each other in reality

normies are especially loud today

>>76706840
the town bicycle is your goal gf?

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Saw something that quite depressed me in Edinburgh yesterday, lads. An obese, ugly woman wolfing down a disgusting-looking pie while sitting in a wheelchair with a Primark carrier bag slung over the handle. It quite spoiled my day really. I am a delicate flower.

love lager
love ale
love vodka concoctions
love alcopops (i know im a twat)
love whiskey
hate cider

simple as

*nibbles your ear*

>>76706850
>Jordan Peterson with Sort Yourself Out

Gagging, hacking, gassing etc.

>>76706912
>triggered leftypolack desperately nitpicking

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>>76706773
me on the far left

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America represent

never truly understood why bycicles were so expensive

>>76706773
there's so much packed into it, it's fucking great

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>>76706774

>>76706967
I found it to be quite a funny observation actually

>about to fuck a girl
>tattoo next to her pussy

huge turn off lads

tell you what lads stay away from that kopparberg: mixed fruits stuff, far too potent should be illegal desu

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peng

>>76706953
WAAARGH
*slaps you off and onto the floor*
*kicks you up the arse and you start squealing hysterically*
JEEVES, WE'VE GOT A RUNT
*picks you up by the hind legs and fucking swings you into the wall, snapping your spine but only increasing the volume of your shrieks*
*whistles for the runt hounds and they dash in to finish the kill*
.... runts....
*Jeeves hurries in with my brandy*
Good man jeeves, good man.

love half-pints

>>76707010
had one last tuesday and still hungover now

>>76707039
my mate had one a while back and he died almost instantly

>>76707028
*releases my bowels on your expensive carpet*

kpop nonces should just wank to jav kpop songs are shit its mindless gook language drivel and the girls are made of plastic cant even put on a proper smile without looking like donatella versace after

that carl benjamin, what a garbage human

>>76706773
tbqh the democrats really are a gang of corrupt weirdos
not all but a good part

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What books you lot reading then?

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Why did Labour win the last snap election? Weren't people mad about Muslims running over pedestrians?

>>76707082
Going to buy some Mennen's Toilet Powder now

where can i watch the highlights from the men riding the bikes abroad?

>>76707118
NOOOOOOOONCE

hate half pints

>>76707106
hmm yes and the republicans are fine folk

>>76707028
SCREECHING

>>76707082
fucking hell. imagine living in this glorious time before nigger, before pakis, before leftist degeneracy runs rampant, while western civilization was at its peak

i'd gladly compromise my modern commodities to live in this era

>>76707146
FOF

>>76707118
nonce

>>76707111
denis johnson's jesus' son. good stuff tbf.

he made the paki milf cry

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-europe-40461626/danish-muslim-politician-confronts-senders-of-hate-mail

>>76706826
I'm certainly not saying those names are all revolutionising cinema but I think your assessment is a little unfair. I've not seen that much Wang Bing so I don't really comment on that but what I have seen hasn't blown me away. It sounds like you must love Costa though as I feel like

> they just film things around with the camera, they dont bother about reaching something, its not cinéma vérité like rouch for example... its just filming stuff

is just what Costa does just with some poetising (which maybe you don't like) every now and then. I think it's a bit disingenuous to say lav diaz is just doing something made 40-50 years ago especailly when again he sounds like someone you should absolutely adore. I've not seen anyone who films "nothing" as much as Diaz does. I mean I feel like he doesn't even make narrative films I feel like it's disingenous to even describe his films are feature pieces they feel a lot more to me like gallery installations.

I mean I think something like Goodbye to Language is probably the most formally "revolutionary" film since like fucking Flicker. Honestly I don't think i can big up this film enough. I never thought Godard would come up with some so good in fucking 2014

>>76707118
>there's been a terrorist attack under this government. vote for the government

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>fucking hell. imagine living in this glorious time before nigger, before pakis, before leftist degeneracy runs rampant, while western civilization was at its peak

>i'd gladly compromise my modern commodities to live in this era

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anime

>>76707151
words in my mouth runtoid

Why are smokers such pathetic and disgusting creatures?

>>76707211
baffling post

reading some very good reviews of this one
http://adult.vivastreet.co.uk/escort+colindale/hot-polish-girl-next-door--best-gfe-experience/125815259

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>>76707118

hate yuru yuri
love k-on

simple as

>>76707111

in search of the miraculous

not a big fan of the normbles hooting and hollering outside

>>76707254
don't understand how you can hate yuru yuri. agreed on k-on

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>>76707244
>gfe experience

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fucksake lads should have voted snp

not a fan of niggies

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the chariot

would anyone genuinely prefer to live in the modern era than the 1900s-1950s or so? pakis need not reply

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>>76707111

Lauren Southern's tome on Islam

>>76707254
hate both

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simpsons memes

>>76707314
get lost fat cunt!

some big mosquito is flying around me like a cheeky cunt its absolutely doing my head in

>>76707340
hello nigger

>>76707306
brave thing to say directly to an SNP MP

not too chuffed about the normingtons jeering and whooping outside

Uhhh wallet inspector.

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>>76707337
si

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>>76707244
>****I'M VERY SORRY, BUT DUE TO A RECENT UNFORTUNATE EVENT I'M NOT SEEING BLACK GENTLEMAN****

>>76707343
get the bug zapper out

what happened to that balding african billionaire who posted here for a while recently

>>76707337
fuck off yank

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>****I'M VERY SORRY, BUT DUE TO A RECENT UNFORTUNATE EVENT I'M NOT SEEING BLACK GENTLEMAN****

>>76707394
think he went back to the states

>>76707392
its empty mate
tried to do him in with a book but his body is too thin and hes too fast i only see him when he's 2cm from my face

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>>76707405
make me, bong

called the polcie on 101 to make a general enquiry about whether the fake buddhist monks panhandling in central london were breaking the law or not

girl on the other side was in disbelief at what i was describing

*heavily utilizes british slang despite my not being british*

>>76707394
hes got a motorbike so has probably died considering the road safety there

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Just tell her how you feel bro

>>76707394
Mboko? He's still here. Every irish flag is him.

>>76707444
>tfw the original maker of this post.

>>76707391

bet the BBC put her out of action and cost her a weeks pay

>>76707391
Isn't that illegal discrimination?

>>76707448
haha silly yank

>>76707394
Went back to america

>>76707455
looks like PJW

>>76707473
Or likely stinks like shit and slaps her about

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just exploded a massive diahrroea in the bog lads. my dad heard the initial blast (which was loud as fuck and followed by the sound of a torrent of shite streaming forcefully into the water) and shouted "fucking hell son" through the door. the mess and the smell were immeasurable. not sure what caused this brown disaster

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not sure if I like the iPhone 8

>>76707394
>>76707454
he's in america. he posts under an american flag

>>76707444
wtf someone answered your 101 call?

>>76707509
>not sure what caused this brown disaster
the tories

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAOzyMDgVo0

SUCH a fucking LENG car

>>76707507

woah racest much 0_o

>>76707509
broken britain

>>76707539
would've been funnier if you said blair or labour

>>76707539
>>76707581
or perhaps i just ate something that didnt agree with me?

>>76707509
shitty post

>>76707511
>>76707550

wish i could be entertained by shiny gadgets like these consumer drones. alas i had a higher calling, i bear a great burden on your behalf.

>>76707567
So what are you going to do about it?

>>76707624
BOTH me
I am consumerist incarnate

>>76707182
yeah I absolutely love In Vanda's room because of that, absolute masterpiece to me, just like wang bing's Feng Ai. the camera is there and the surroundings, what's being filmed creates beauty, poetry, feelings. its not forced by music, scenario or anything thats has become redundant. Lav Diaz makes good films, i think he's one of the interesting names in current cinema but again he's not transcendental, at least he developped his own cinema, that's what makes a good filmmaker in my opinion, his films sweat of his own identity and thats good
maybe in 50 years the films that were made currently will be better to my eyes but currently apart from a few good names the rest is just copies of copies. its not interesting in the slightest

*scrambles into the thread on all fours*
*scents the air*
normbles... NOERMBLES
*bites an innocent bystander and scuttles off*

fooking buzzing lads just had word me mas cooking a sunday roast tomorrow
cannae fooking wait man the lazy cow nae cooked one for ages

>>76707511
atrocious UI

>>76707675
TERRIBLE post
Kys

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Help me lads

>>76707509
don't worry sara will clean it up

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the gf is almost done getting ready for our date tonight

Love getting rat arsed, love kebabs

It really is quite simple

>>76707675
great post

going to get a few drinkies from the fridge

gf's in a bit of a huff with me again for no apparent reason, might kick her head off

>>76707718
I don't give a rat's arse

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i find her mouth incredibly cute

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Th' spliff lads

>>76707698
ask her if she wants to suck your noodle

killed a wasp nest that was forming above my apartment door. hoping the qt neighbor i've never seen but hear all the time is impressed and knocks on my door to thank me and we eventually marry

this tipula was still on my wall thinking he wouldnt get slammed by my barrès book

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>londoner "memes"

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>>76707766
yes

>>76707368
Kek

>>76707794
>lives in a flat
>has a wasp nest right outside his door
state of yanks

any cute boys on tonight

>>76707666
fundamentally I agree but you can take this criticism back till what? the 50s? I mean very few things about cinema and cinematic story telling have been discovered since then, hell I recon some people would even say the 30s. Sounds like you're into auteur theory, Bela Tarr (at least from damnation onwards) sounds right up your alley but I can't imagine you haven't seen his works. Even someone like Harmony Korine I think has developed his own cinematic language even if it's fundamentally a kinda inversed terence malick.

>in vanda's room (2000) ;)

>>76707810
the tube is fucking awful when it's hot tbf

>>76707858
i consider myself cute

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>9/11 plane hit the exact middle

hmm

>>76707858
uh...hi...

>>76707876
>>>/x/

>>76707509
This post had me snorting from start to finish

>Will you please send me your picture in Blue knit? Because I like that blue knit very much!
does this mean she wants a picture of me wearing it or just a picture of it? hmm

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>>76707858

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>>76707858
hi xx

>>76707876
that's clearly not the exact middle. the centerline is to the left of the nose

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Is it possible to filter flags on clover?
Don't have access to my PC right now and the reappearance of yanks is painful

anyone else notice that the americans attracted to /brit/ seem to be the most ritalin-addled Kekistani autists around?

Love x, hate y

Not z, just don't like em, simple as

IF x=pints, Solve for z

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>>76707910
>your picture in

You wearing it

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I am above you all.

>>76707958
what's wronh with being kekistani?

>>76707771
:(

>>76707858
hey

>>76707958
yeah but I can't seem to figure out why these retards come here

>>76708005
fuck
>>76708009
off
>>76708013
yank

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>what's wronh with being kekistani?

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>The face of French pole vaulter Renaud Lavillenie as he is being booed by the crowd at the Rio Olympics for 'not being Brazilian'

>>76707987
y=pakis
z=racist

i need a safespace away from the yanks, help :(

the dream gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-mSNKbTDoU

>34
fuck off y*nk enabler
stop acknowledging and replying

>>76708034
What's your deal bro?

This is a free country and I can do what I want

>>76708044
what a fucking pseud this guy is

jesus

*steps outside*

>>76708062
The answer in the mark scheme is y=Muslims but I'll allow it

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>>76707481

>>76708105
muslims aren't a race though

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>>76707993

>no hyperflexible ankles jap gf

*gets a couple cans in*

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>>76708044
Ah yes, Carl of Swindon

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tomorrow i'll be saying
>work tomorrow

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dreamed i won $4.5 million in the lottery

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want a fanny in my face before i die lads

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Help me lads

>>76708058

brazilians are barely human

>>76708161
sweaty pissflaps in your face isn't very nice

Was anyone else raised in an absolute turbo-rorke family?
I was, it feels kinda good actually. My granddad always said "to be born an Englishman is to win the lottery of life".

>>76708168
Hollie you dolly

>>76708168
hollie, let me lick you like a lolly x

>>76708168
"Mew :3"

just want to be loved

>>76707993
fitting that you should reply a jap girl to my post. one of them sent me that

>>76708187
Berlin deserves to be nuked.

>>76706773
Starting to think that climate change denial in the right is just contrarianism now because the left also thinks there's a gradual change in climate. Nobody tell them about the ice ages.

>>76708213
me on the left

>>76708213
>yanks arrive in the thread.gif

1968... i gotta go back to 1968

>>76708218
london?

>>76708168
you're already in lad you don't need help

>>76707860
yeah I'm a full blown auteurist
even though the technical part has been stagnating there has been a very few names who made films who brought something unique. I'm far from talking about everything related to the more "craft" part because the cinema medium in itself is not something I take big interest in, what i love is when there's poetry, and what's been lacking with current cinema is poetry, that's why i despise it for the most
even someone like kore-eda, who has been sold as the new ozu or the new rohmer, cannot do anything else than boring dramas. there's nothing that can be saved in his films, nothing new, only old stuff, nothing metaphysical, transcendental, his films are only 24 photons per second. some others develop something of their own and that's why they stand out. In a way even Michael Bay developped his own language, but it's an ugly one

>>76708074
wew apparently Kim's live on twitch
first time since last year I think

>>76706775
I'd wager 70-90% of /pol/ posters on 4chan are redditors. Most of the quality posters went to 4+4chan, and even then that place is already being bogged into shit.

Pretty sure my neighbour is recording me through my window lads.

wish beto would come and grace us with his wonderful posts

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>american "missiles"

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>the most important political issue? why climate change of course m'sir!

>>76708293
theres a giant block of flats opposite me so I never open the curtains

>>76708311
would love to nuke the shit out of your tiny little island

just joined reddit

>all blacks lost
Aha! Sport!

just downvoted a man for no good reason

>>76708347
I've got black out curtains but I'm not convinced they can't still see through them.

ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars and he candied up his nose

>>76708187
can't wait for my LOTR books to come in so i can bathe in the traditional themes it contains and purify myself of leftism

miss spending time with that one cute girl and just giggling like a pair of schoolgirls im just so lonely haha

Fetish power rankings:
1. Feet
2. Incest
3. Sleeping
4. Latex
...
9000. Armpits
9001. Farting
9002. Scat

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>>76708465
haha

think it'd be a laugh to write a long post on the donald asking about how to join the alt right and how cool i think the alt right is but can't be fucked to do it just for reddit replies and (You)s

>>76708481
add small willy humiliation to the top and switch feet with farting

>>76708512
>>76708512
>>76708512
NEW

>>76708481
>incest
So close yet you still manage to ruin the list

>>76708274
I mean sure i'm never going to say kore-eda is better than ozu or rohmer, and i certainly don't think theres been a figure in japanese cinema as interesting of Mizoguchi with Teshigahara close behind and I watch Sono, I watch Kore-eda, I watch Kitano and I don't think they are particularly interesting, they have some good films they have a decent eye but it's nothing on some of the japanese people who have gone before I completely get that. if you like the "poetry" is lacking although I think Kore-eda does have his moments, he has a great sense of place. I think people like Tarr or HHH or wong kar wai are truly, or have truly, found transcend moments even if their more siginificant films were perhaps made aerlier. I think The Turin Horse has a very strong claim on best film of this century

Oh god yes "vulgar auterism" has been one of the most unfortunate trends in internet film discussion.

Don't use it.

>>76708525
20 posts early is pushing it but this......

>>76708481
replace incest with stepmom and swap feet with latex then maybe, otherwise no

>>76708481
Ah, I see we're listing this from worst to to slightly less worst.

>>76708579
feet and latex are pretty good

I AM SCREAMING
so apparently this guy rapped about him and his friends killing people and they used the rap as evidence in the murder investigation and sentenced them to a total of 200 years between them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJwKKKd2ZYE

>>76708481
how is latex a fetish

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlG0eCIaRVU

Shall be making a real new when we hit the bump limit. Please wait patiently.

>>76708525
fuck off

>>76708600
hi mum i think you need to stop getting your news from facebook

>>76708593
they are literally the most incorrect ones in your list

umm why are you still posting here
this is the new >>76708512
>>76708512
>>76708512

>>76708600
>nigger intellect

>>76708630
Its not even my list

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canny sleep

Autism. Many such cases. Sad.

who here is a ronce norklet?

>>76708649
dont care

>>76708663
come to the realisation he's essentially a posher sargon.

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>>76708600
Dude looks like Bubba from Forrest Gump

>>76708680
Well I'm sorry but feet are great.

>>76708717
fuck off yank

>>76708730
t. gaylord nonce

>Bradleyposters are enabling earlyposters

Cancer upon cancer.

>>76708663
this younger photograph of pete seems to be where i'm headed in 20 years
(look a lot like him)

used to massage and worship the gf's feet twice a day

she'd also sit on my face and give me prostate massages

used to also fuck her really hard.

>>76708746
>Bradleyposters
>s

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really made me think

>>76706850
Bifurcating, Mastecticating, PARALLAXING

>>76708744
Whats gay and or noncey about a womans feet?

>>76706973
BASED black guy

>>76706973
these are brits

alright now we've reached 300 posts its time for the real new >>76708512
>>76708512
>>76708512

>>76708829
all of it

>>76708868
literally non of it you mean

>>76708876
nope. all of it.

>>76707332
would love to grab her by the pussy here

>>76708907
I'm sorry that you are wrong about this and unable to appreciate feet

>>76708951
t. gaylord nonce

>>76708964
Its not gay or noncey.

>>76708034
pretty harsh considering we saved you from ww2

>>76708974
it's both gaylord nonce

>>76709008
I'm sorry but its not

>>76709039
i'm not sorry because it is

don't reply to me again gaylord nonce im leaving the thread gaylord nonce

>>76709076
I'm going to get last word proving that it is neither and that I am not