/CUM/ - CANADA + USA + MEXICO

raregrimes.jpg

What is best Grimes song, /cum/?

i remember when cum was fun now its full of circlejerking

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my gf

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my gf

search "hematoma" on google images lol

>There is nothing more seductive for man than the freedom of his conscience, but there is nothing more tormenting either
Dostoevsky perfectly puts into words everything I've always thought

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tdu4uKSZ3M

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my gf

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I exclusively date Italian women

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My gf finally graduated from college and got a job so we moved together, I bought a car 2 months ago and I just got a new cool job.

Normal life feels good.

CANADA DAAAAAAY!

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is it true asian girls dont like 8'' penises bc they're too big and it hurts them?

or was the person who said that trolling me with bs?

Last thread was awful.

no gf

everyone hates big penis

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>>76679144
>14
>first period

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>no gf

Would you kill someone from /cum/? If so who?

>>76679184
you will mate with a dusky Ethiop

>>76679212
You.

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Oh sister dont be a fraud of me, I wont be nailin you down in the nursery Just like the rest of them did with those watery Wandering fingers of spit that were supposed to be glorious and fine

>>76679184
if that's true then I'm in trubble

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Ahh

>>76679212
me

>>76679212

LMM, Orange county, and Id break Clackamas's legs

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>jordan peterson likes and defends jews
CANADA YES

>>76679190
Why

>>76679212
wouldn't kill a person unless they attacked my pet

why do people like jordan peterson?

I dont even know who jordan peterson is

>>76679267
he thinks there are two genders. he's fucking based

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>>76679267
good question

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>>76679267
Their intelligent enought to get Jung

>>76679267
he just says rational and wholesome things in an age of total degeneracy. hes like an anchor

>>76679267
they're idiots.

>>76679267
meme alt-right figure

frozen was a completely meaningless movie

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Any kekistanis online?

>>76679303
you shut your fucking mouth i love frozen

im back from Mazatlan :3

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>i love frozen

>going to mazatlan
>Literally south mexico in north mexico

>>76679329
Hey that's cool, that's where I was born

Did you have a good time?

I wonder if all my life I've had fucked up sinuses that cause me to get less oxygen than normal and thats why im super stupid

just remembered there's a tangled tv series

What would you do if Papi Trump bullied you on Twitter?

Redpill me on Mexico

>>76679212
Boorland, or all Oregon posters

>find facebook page of music producer I like
>ask them what's up
>they say they're dying
>I ask them if they're in hospice
>all these months later I realize they weren't literally dying
starting to realize why I don't have friends

>>76679381
only good poster is Baja

The guy I applied to be a roommate for said sure!
I'm not a guy with a ton of friends so I'm glad he seems to think I'm decent

>>76679381
trash

>>76679374
nothing

>>76679381

>south of (the) US
>delicious food
>hot
>dangerous
>comfy music
>eternal battle with us over who can be fatter

>>76679381
i went to algodones once. it was okay

>>76679385
I don't get it, what did he mean

>>76679359
it was kinda meh, maybe if i had stayed more days i could have liked it more. my parents just rush to go out of the city instead of planning it with anticipation

>>76679339
hey, i didnt plan to go there

>>76679414
that they were "dying". like "oh I'm so bored, I'm dying"

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got a weird feeling in my one nut, wa?

>>76679426

Mazatlan is really ugly and only has the beach going for it, and well maybe the debauchery.

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>tfw just bought a big black cookie at Timy's
It's so big and chocolatey and delicious
How can I eat something SO big?

>just bought a big black dick
Mhmmmm

>>76679447
With your mouth :3

the other day i was at wal mart and the greeter greeted me with the typical "welcome to wal mart"
and without even thinking about it i replied "you too bud"
i still feel like a fool

I was at this concert and got so drunk I lurched into the sound booth and told the guy I thought his job was cool
We talked for like 10 minutes, turns out being a sound booth guy is what happens when your high school band goes nowhere
What a cool dude

>>76679267
I think his psychology lectures are interesting.
You can tell he's doing something right, bt looking at his detractors

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ideal female body

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want a cute mestiza gf

>>76679426
Let's hope next time will be better, it's a nice place to vacation on and get wasted

>>76679476
one time I helped an old lady to a one-person bathroom, and then seconds after she locked the door another woman came up and screamed she had to use the bathroom, but I told her it was occupied, and she moaned in what I think was bloody diarrhea dropped out from her.
I honestly just walked away bc someone else had it covered

>>76679503
One of our finest specimens if I may say so

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>tfw shitalian shartmerican

>>76679503
should be in adams family familia

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>>76679447
This is a very lewd post

>>76679534
woooah haha, epic

>tfw american living in mexico

God hates me.

my 1/4 french makes me automatically more cultured than any of you could ever wish to be

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>>76679529
>ywn be a british chef

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It's friday, friday friday oooh yeah
Friday friday fridaay oooh yeah

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this girl is called slug, say something nice about her

>>76679546
my grandfather battled frenchmen till one shot him in the head.
he survived btw

>>76679563
Bet she gives a mean head

>>76679514
that's terrible

Rfuse to do anything anyone here tells me to

>>76679563
puta

got mild back, neck and wrist pain

tfw no gf

like baby baby baby oooooooh
like baby baby baby oooooooooh

tfw no gf

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>>76679601
>>76679607

W-what about a gf(male)??

>>76679609
uninterested

>>76679581
eh well sometimes you just don't have a bedpan ready

how are things going with you

>>76679609
bit gay

stolen valor is an actual crime wtf

i want to pretend to have served in the military now

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>>76679549
I would rather be anything other than a wop American

What's the worst thing you can call someone in Spanish? In English it's either "Cunt" "Nigger" or "Mongoloid" probably.

>>76679616
can't complain. the power steering in my car went out. literally the only thing interesting that's happened to me this week
what about you

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>>76679514
You got into my folder

>>76679609
trannies are crazy, specially if they are agp

Im actually part of the military reserve of mexico.

Funnily enough they didn't teach us to shoot or anything on the military service, yet if drump makes war i can be called.

>>76679625
*HEEMs you*
noththin personal

>>76679637
>mongoloid
No one gets offended by this except maybe sjws

>>76679637
Peruvian or Bolivian, either one works

>>76679637
arroz

>>76679446
i noticed that :"(

>>76679511
yeah, maybe one day i'll go back

>>76679652
Well maybe it's different here we have a lot of Asians

>>76679655
jej

I want Trump to go to war with Mexico so I can kill Carafag (in defence of our beautiful nation of course)

im 20 years old and i served in Kuwait

>>76679642
heh I got a dozen worse ER stories I can give... if the context calls for it

>>76679641
lead more kids around a summer camp. some of the kids are friendly and energetic, and others are just guaranteed to be horrible adults

will you ever leave montana

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>Indeed, I do utilize 4chanx. Why doth thou inquire?

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Big Black Double Chocolate Cookie... Wow ... My mind is blown...

>>76679676
Me too

Imagine serving pissreal in thre gang of Hispanic and Black felons know as USA army

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>Why yes, I use redditflags but complain about others using 4chanx, which actually adds functionality to the site and isn't a form of psuedo-tripfaggotry

>>76679693
I thought whites had a disproportionate representation in the military at about 70%

Imagine being an illiterate drunk retard

>>76679677
why?

so proud to have been given the chance to fight for israel

>>76679647
honestly it only takes like 20 minutes to learn how to be safe with a gun, most like 12 minutes even

>>76679699
Spics make up the majority of the Marine corps

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>doth thou

wonder if my sister has realized Im eating most of the cookies she made

>>76679681
In this part
>and she moaned in what I think was bloody diarrhea dropped out from her
You are referring to the old lady right?

>>76679705
to protect freedom and democracy obviously

now give me free college and free healthcare for life so i can do nothing but complain about it endless

>>76679711
really? srs? didn't know that


>>76679720
no, I am referring to the woman trying to get into the bathroom. the bloody diarrhea dropped onto the floor

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My uni just opened registration three hours ago and everything is already gone. It is literally impossible now for me to graduate on time.

>>76679681
sounds like you've been having fun
i'm gonna go to oregon hopefully over the summer, so maybe.

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>>76679684
Stop the lewd posts now

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how many hours do you spend playing vidya per day

>>76679737
Did you word that out badly or am I just being dumb

Either way that's quite the story

>>76679741
id you have enough credits to almost graduate, shouldn't you have priority? pls tell me your uni doesn't let everyone pick classes at once


>>76679742
eh things could be better. still gathering info on portland. not as appealing as before but still a main choice. where would you go

>>76679741
Try complaining to your advisor instead of to us. Also
>undergrads

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>>76679761

maybe 3

>>76679769
Prolly my fault. I can be bad at wording. Working in the ER was fun. Saw everything from bugs crawling out the fat folds of a person's leg, to talking to a tattooed neo-nazi about fishing.

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>why yes i would love to spend my life in school

All memes aside, using 4chanx should be embarrassing for you.

Thinking about buying an authentic Kamikazi hachimaki, that's an investment in itself right?

>>76679761
so far i've spent less than 6 hours a week

>>76679770
eugene. i have family that live in the area. portland is alright, i have to drive through it every time i make the trip

>>76679696
Somebody got triggered lmao

>>76679791
Said nobody itt

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>>76679761
4-10 on average. I have awful taste, play multiplayer most of the time, and play flavor of the month shit too. I also unironically own an Xbone, I am /v/'s anti-Christ.

Just discovered some potentially VERY valuable beanie babies in a box in my garage

Looking into a professional appraisal

>>76679802
He's right tho

>>76679797
why are you this much of a weeb


>>76679799
cool, maybe you can meet up with eugene poster

>>76679802
Who cares? Mexico is a cancer on the US.

wonder if I wouldve been happier in college if I didnt go to such a shitty school

Im still terrible at making friends

>>76679823
NAFTA affected both sides equally and I'm not going to discuss this any further

Probably a better investment than the mutual funds boomers through their money into anyway

>>76679826
I think it's interesting that the artifact is associated with something a person was willing to risk their life for and that the person wearing it should have been dead

>>76679761
5-6 years ago it could have been 5-7 hours a day. Now I don't play

>>76679832
don't be so hard on yourself. I had a lot of trouble making friends and fumbled many potential friendships. Sometimes, relations would just end out of the blue, and out of my control. It's alright

at red lobster

>>76679826
yeah maybe

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heating up the hawaiian pizza in the over boys

wonder if I wouldve been happier if I went to college

.....
nahh

>>76679837
>>76679802
seems like you got HEEM'D by that american 2bf

sucking cock in a red lobster bathroom

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>reheating pizza

>>76679845
Not him but you sound really nice. I wish you luck

things i need
gf
job?
food

things i don't need
education
friends
consumerist possessions

Your man didnt even capitalize his name, awful larp

>>76679850
good taste

pizza is better when it's reheated

Doing straight man things at red lobster

>>76679870

wouldnt a GF go under friends?

>>76679839
maybe i'm just triggered at it being called an investment. do you care about the history of it, or are you hoping it will accumulate more value and you can re-sell when you are older?

>>76679866
t-thanks

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Thoughts on Paris Jackson?

i love the taste of cummies

>>76679878
no

Doing straight men at Red Lobster

>>76679882
Mostly the former, the latter is just wishful thinking

Do you NEED friends to get a gf?
I've actually wondered that a few times
Understandably it's taboo to talk about
What do you lot think

>>76679885
garbage human

not even his real daughter

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It's a "eating dinner alone at a restaurant" kind of night again lads.

All the food I've eaten today

>Chocolate dip donut for breakfest
>Three reese peanut butter cup packages of 3 cups each
>two pepperoni pizza pockets
>coffee
>whole bag of gummy bears

r8 my diet

>>76679900
No, whenever people get a gf they usually disappear with them and don't see their friends much for a while

At Red lobster solely to hit on women

>>76679897
if ur a history buff then hell yeah b4 some other weeb gets it. Make sure to have a case or something.

I would honestly be pretty averse to buying stuff like that. The market for counterfeits must be quite active. Man in the High Castle shit

>>76679902
Why such a strong opinion? I don't really know much about her.

>>76679914
drunk me at 3am/10

At Red Lobster solely to hit women

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>>76679854
Not at all, it's just pasta I like to reheat every once in a while.

>>76679900
Every person whose ever reproduced has pair bonded with someone of the opposite sex, so it seems to me that "needing agf" would be a trait passed on to future generations
Obv conjecture

>>76679914
I ate a sandwich, three mini conchas, and one smotthie.

>>76679923
The Pawn Shop's reputation is on the line

>>76679946
t.HEEM'D victim

>>76679245
there are multiple orange county posters.

>>76679949
Fuck I want a smoothie

>>76679927
She thinks she matters because she was adopted by someone famous. She's probably just the child of poor white trash.

At red lobster to find consensual female sexual partners

>>76679952

the one with shit taste in anime girls

>>76679946
Yanks are such cry babies.

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About to order bubble tea lads. What flavor should o get?

>>76679980
Bullet

At red lobster to find consensual male sexual partners

>>76679980
mint

t. bubble tea expert

>>76679980
tea flavored

NOT at Red Lobster atm desu

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STOP IT

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>tfw no loli gf to call me onii-chan while we make love

We should have more namefags .

C*ra can go away though.

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>>76680027

>>76680027
iktf

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>12am

IT'S OFFICIALLY CANADA DAY

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>>76680045
A legal loli btw

>>76680047
Maybe one day we'll find one anon

>>76680053

its only 9 PM

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My ancestors :)

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thoughts?

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>>76679977
>>76680044
I like this guy

>>76680057
one day...

>>76680061
Where in californier are you

>>76680053
nice!

still hope we build a sky zapper on the border for your bastard geese tho

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>>76680067

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>>76680053
>>76680061
It's 10pm

>>76680079
on the phone with grichka bogdanoff

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>>76680067

>>76680067
overrated

>>76680061
>>76680087
EST master race

I want to be a leaf this very day

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>>76680087
>>76680098

uhhhh wrong

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLiMy4NaSKc

Have any of you watched Pawn Star?

I know you do.

Remember how Rick is supposed to be an "intellectual" on everything, Rick this guy that looks like everytime he visits L.A. he takes a pic on the US Route 66 sign, that looks like he thinks BBQ ribs are fine cuisine is always talking about his love of weird Czech Writers or how he is a history buff because he reads wikipedia.

Thats how i imagine everyone of you fuckers that try to be intellectual on 4chan, specially if you have a flag, american intellectuals if you will.

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>>76680095
faggot

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>>76680067
Turkish pussy has a special place in my heart and dick

>>76680112
pawnstars, HARDcore pawn, DOUBLE PAWNITRATION

>>76679149
gross.

>>76680113
she's not hot btw, not even a tiny bit

>>76679092
they're all good but Oblivion is best

>be me
>2nd grader
>fly as fuck, eyeing up stacy, shes digging my dick doe
>teacher asks us "whats the biggest desert in the world"
>look back to the wisdom my older brother gave me
>"Antarctica is the biggest desert!" I yell
>Whole class laughs at me
>Teacher laughs at me

but Antarctica is actually a desert,not a tundra, fucking bitch

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>>76680124
watch the language son... have some class

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>grimes
>good

going to bed night lo

Why don't Americans celebrate ̶E̶a̶s̶t̶e̶r̶ Canada day?

>>76680156
Don't you have something we haven't seen like a million times already?

>>76680159
night bud

>>76680173
what a butthurt reply.

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>Don't you have something we haven't seen like a million times already?

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>>76680151
But da dem pussy looks tasty breh

Thread tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9XKLqGqwLA

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>tfw you wake up in a cold, Twiggyless bed
I want to die.

almost forgot about grimes desu. Matched with a girl on tinder who had a grimes song in her profile and I told her i was the guy doing curls in oblivion

Goodbye cum.

>>76680202
man i hate music videos. every artist looks like a tool in them. Song isn't good either.

>>76680224
Bye bud

>>76680219
then she stopped talking to me

>>76680202
I love this video
>>76680224
Don't go

>>76680202
man i love music videos. every artist looks super cool in them. Song is good too.

I HATE Filipinos

>>76680237

why are you namefagging

>>76680202
Quality post. Quality album. Quality video.

>>76680224
l8r bud

>>76680259
I'm driving from Colorado back to huntsville. My friend is at the wheel, and I'm bored on my phone. I don't have flags on my phone

Is Grimes the new Bjork?

I wish I were Naruto irl

Had a dream that Rhea Seehorn was my gf but I was being too affectionate with her so she started avoiding me
At some gathering with a bunch of random people she sat away from me and wouldn't even make eye contact
I was stuck chatting with some ugly chubby brown guy I think

I'm not even particularly fond of Rhea Seehorn

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Would trade 10 Mexican girls for one like these

>>76680282

i dont care

>:(

>Asks a question
>Gets an answer
>"I don't care"
Hm

>he isnt watching comfy late night baseball

recommend me a good fidget spinner

>>76680417
Don't waste your money on a sperg whirler

>>76680417
>getting in on a meme this late
haha nothin personnel kid

>>76679837
>This is what mexishits believe
>>76680395
The Royal's already stomped the tiwns

>>76680480

no hitter going in oakland

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>>76680395
red sox beat the canadians in the 11th right before canada day started

hehe eat that canucks!

>>76680485
Isn't Oakland one of the shittiest teams in the league?

>>76680499

yes

but theyre not the rangers

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rate my keyboard

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>>76680498
DELET

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I mean, I'd put it in but her face is kinda off

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Made a thing
r8

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>>76680500
I only care about the Royals family

>>76680504
No numpad no buy

>tfw no asian gf

>>76680528

almost none of this happens

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>>76680534
gib moos

>>76680546
See >>76680545

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I asked a couple of guys if they wanted to go to a club with me today even though I hate clubs but I'm the one who invited them so I can't even back out
I have an hour and a half before were supposed to meet up
Why the fuck did I do this

>>76680559

just hang out at the bar

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really NEED a French gf ASAP

>>76680559
Drink until you forget you're autistic

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>>76680528
Literally me

>>76680556
How is hanely playing this season?

>>76680591
poorly

>>76680589
stop stealing my gimmick

>>76680568
I feel like I snorted a ton of coke and can barely sit still so I doubt I'll be able to do that

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>>76680528
glad I got a subtle reference

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>>76680589
That's why I made him mexican

dad said he'd match whatever savings I have to go on a vacation next year after finishing college

where go

>>76680559
bonus point if the club/bar has a pool table or an arcade machine

>>76680617
which one are you?

>>76680608
I was doing that long before you
>>76680623
You are a scholar

Please could you give me a test to know.

which would be the most ideal U.S. state for me

mexico is safe

>>76680640
French gfs

>no hitter ends on a dinger

wew

>>76680653
STOP stealing my gimmicks

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>>76680671
You got nothing

>>76680556
You can't have our free agents masshole

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>>76680709
>YWN HAVE MIRIAM BE YOURS
END MY FUCKING LIFE

I don't know why I hate clubbing
Clubs are filled with club sluts

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>>76680721
WHOOPS

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unironically can't stop fidget spinning since my grandma bought me one

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>>76680737
>ml2
>ml5
Give me the rest pls

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>>76680771

Im bored

Get in
>>76680786
>>76680786
>>76680786

>>76680785
Make a new edition :^)