/brit/

fart

Fuck off earlycunt

janny... shan't be too pleased...
none too pleased...

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I need a new pair of glasses but I'm worried about sending out the wrong message. I don't want to broadcast to the world that I'm a numale beta cucklord, so I want a pair of glasses that are not glaringly contemporary but at the same time not aggressively hipsterishly retro

Would something like this do the trick? Not me btw. Another option: rimless glasses a la Donald Rumsfeld or Jacob Rees-Mogg.

taking a chance

>>76640839
I'm going to make more until The Help makes an appearance

>>76640857
Janny can suck a fat one

babestation

>>76640860
kill yourself and take your shitty eye genes with you

>>76640881
Thank you for your service

Interview went well I think but my back may have fucked me so we'll see

>>76640894
longsighted people can see underwater

what time is it in thailad land

slagstation

>>76640923
i'm sure that's extremely handy when you're swimming around atlantis with aquaman

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not sure what this is but I assume slag

>>76640941
MUTILATED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwWmmNJGqOc

how do people take this guy seriously

Move along now boys

>>76640981
>>76640981
>>76640981

>>76640895
Can't do much on my own

>>76640981
>>76640981
>>76640981

>lively 250 post thread suddenly goes silent
WTF

what a general

>>76641017
was he okay?

>>76640773
Is this the real one

TVX

Right, I've had enough. THIS is the one I'll be posting in, anyone is free to join me here.

Except the foul little Yank runt. If he shows up I'll be berating him with all my might until I'm satisfied that he's crying IRL.

>>76641017
what is their end game?

i hope you all die horrible painful deaths

>>76642213
Hi

>>76642230
Fuck off, it doesn't matter which one we use, as long as we all use the same one. THIS is the thread we use because THIS is the only one that has been (or soon will be) linked to in all the other useless threads.

Someone has to sort this mess out and it looks like if I don't do it, nobody will.

>>76642314
Are you janny

>>76642355
If I was Janny you'd all fucking know about it.

I'm just a community-minded Brit who wants to enjoy banter with the /brit/ lads and has to fix the general before that can happen.

SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL QUIT
IF YOU HAVEN'T GOT IT

(referring to the janny)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVZmW59AAgw

Normies will never understand the burden of the virgin. We are the martyrs of 21st century. We are paralyzed socially by our crippling insecurity that the media and society has caused, as we watch INFERIOR men and women have sex. The same people who outcast us. We know we are better than them but somehow still allow them to hold sex over our head. Something so trivial yet even we have trouble denying it. We pray to you, Saint elliot of isla vista. Help us find strength to carry on and let our enemies be splashed for eternity.

>>76642387
Good film.

janny is going to go fucking INSANE

Shudder to imagine the state of janny nut when he returns

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>>76641987

Well done lads.

>>76642394
hm yes

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anime

Mrs janny will walking into a few doors tomorrow methinks

Watching the normies dance.

http://sloppyjoes.com/cam-bar/

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>>76642448

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>>76642448
terrible

>>76642314
I admire the tenacity mate, but the IMPORTANT thing is that we bump every single one of these threads:
>>76634771
>>76641635
>>76641987
>>76641343
>>76640981
>>76641837
>>76641948
>>76641171
>>76636524
>>76641163
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>>76641819
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>>76641752
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>>76642381

Also *checks watch* it looks like it's time for another

Might settle down with a few tunes until this thread wars autism dies down

>>76642441
what are you foing now

>>76642473
Why?

>>76642519

Cheeky new

>>76642502
No wars here mate, just a jolly old protest against our unelected and non-present moderation

>>76642512
thinking about bed but i just lost a dota game so i gotta calm down first

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*wins your vote*

Anime is for niggers

>>76642544
Thrown the baby out with the bathwater a bit though haven't you?

/brit/ went from being a usable general that had one or two cunts shitposting their little hearts out and shitting the place up, to this. It's almost completely shut down.

Next time, I suggest just talking to the spammer and making them feel appropriately bad for their actions.

>>76642563
its for everybody

>>76642547
>dota
nerd
im havign a massive stir fry

Might do another night of Elite Dangerous and podcasts.

>>76642576
>thinks you can just "talk" to yanks
>thinks we didn't already do the appropriate shaming
And it's fucking 4am of course we're going to be slow
Fortunately it seems most of the JFs have left too

fap folder is full of cute girls and nice cocks

simple as

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What are some fun places in Wales? I want to visit

>>76642391
Fantastic post
RIP Elliot

ANGRY DUMB FEMINIST & SJW GET OWNED CRINGE COMPILATION (SJW vs LOGIC)

>>76642579
its currently dinner time in hawaii

>>76642688
>>76642688
>>76642688

threads is dead here's a new

>>76642688
>>76642688
>>76642688

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Boys, I think I'm in love with Anri

feel like slitting me throat wide open lmao x

>>76642712
that's not how it works mate

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my belsen holocaust gf on the right

>>76642736
wrong

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Got a webm for you /brit/. Especially the Yanks. Hope you like it.

>>76642780
why is sophie so popular
she does almost nothing the entire show

>>76642749
I'd demolish that cunt on the left

>22 threads
janny shan't be too pleased

fell over before and my hand landed on a sharp rock

hope it gets infected and i die haha x

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See these cartoons every morning and they're starting to wind me up a bit.
https://youtu.be/YcV-D5C9deY
https://youtu.be/RQ15q7FbvSQ
https://youtu.be/9byvSWDzkec

>>76642828
hope it doesn't x

>>76642806
Quality over quantity.

Also, she plays a very demure, innocent young lady, but IRL she's obviously a massive fun-loving slag. I'm not sure why that makes her so appealing, but it really does. If there are subsequent examples of this phenomenon, I propose we call it the Sophie Turner Effect.

>>76642842
>makes her so appealing, but it really does
speak for yourself, cuckold.

>>76642842
The Sanslag Effect.

EDIT: Wow, my first gold! Thanks kind stranger!

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>>76642828
screeching at the thought of you falling over and injuring yourself

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>>76642801
Bit of a Rude Post desu, da

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>>76642831
THAILAD

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>>76642875

>>76642801
All the money in the world can't fix that grim bald spot

>>76642884
>people find this attractive

Fucked my tooth on a bit of popcorn. Got a popcorn maker and the shit that comes out of it is really subpar. Dunno if it's the corn or the maker though.

>>76642884
>she will never squat down onto your penis
not a fan of existence tbqh

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Right that's it. I'm putting a stop to this

>>76642884
Too much ass

>>76642904
All a popcorn maker would have to do is get a bit hot, surely. My money is on the corn.

>>76642890
umm, pretty sure he can get a hair transplant if he's insecure about it sweaty... x

>>76642831
there's literally nowhere in the country that has such a clean and modern aesthetic as portrayed in those videos

>>76642884
don't get why it's appealing to women

>>76642909
I'm almost tempted to literally go on to the rizon irc channel and call out the cunt myself

Should I make a new thread

>>76642909
hello fellow /tesg/ poster

>>76642938
wrong

watch any video of the MRT in Bangkok
https://youtu.be/lHW8TyuoLuE

had a dream about a girl being mean to me

>>76642831
why not return to your homeland ?

thailad erwache

>>76642943
hotpockets there don't do anything even if you tell them about it.

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>>76640773
Good morning fellas, how are things in Bongland?

>>76642945
just went on for potential mod lists but its all shit so I couldn't leave empty handed

>>76642916
True. Bit scared to eat it now though, those sneaky kernels hiding in normal looking bits, ready to break my teeth. It didn't break, but I felt a serious strain on one of the back molars. this was 10+ hours ago, I've had a sleep since, and still getting twinges. Will be calling the dentist tomorrow.

>>76642950
over some cartoons?
>>76642955
o/
>>76642968
yeah bin it and get some new, although now that I think about it if the kernals aren't heated evenly, the machine might be in the wrong

>>76642944
Your comments in the designated threads not getting enough attention? Guess you'll have to, if you want someone to acknowledge your existence.

>>76642948
Most impressive. Soy cowboy sure does rack up money for taxes

>>76642948
How can a Thai ladyboy sound so much better than literally every Japanese?

>>76642968
lol litl gaybo with his shti teeth

>>76642993
The Skytrain is even better.
>>76642998
I like when Nips speak Engrish t?bh

>>76643021
>gif
fuck off

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http://sloppyjoes.com/cam-bar/

Yank normies drinking and dancing in the club at 11:40pm on a Friday night. 2,000 miles doesn't seem far enough.

How often is the word "barmy" used in British daily life?

>>76643040
Ingrishi is cute, but it's objectively bad.

I thought Thailand was a backwards place where they made boygirls for CEOs to fuck on holiday. I wasn't expecting proper English

Business idea: Link a busy forum to a random obscure YouTube video, then watch the view count of that video go up as people from the forum you linked follow the link

>>76643059
It's Thorsday, Limey

had a very nice wank

new thread
>>76643127
>>76643127
>>76643127
>>76643127

>>76643103
Was this more what you were expecting?
https://youtu.be/Tj5_xS5tG6o

>NEVER insert a cotton bud into the ear or nose
Literally the only reason I buy them is to scratch inside my ear.

>>76643168
you have a pinky finger for your ear

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>>76643152
STOP
T
O
P

>>76643059

why is the black guy just standing on the stage and looking at people creepily

>>76643178
Can't get it in far enough.

>>76643196
you shouldn't be going right up to the ear drum

>>76643187
We don't question them, but possibly Bath Salts

>>76642964
I'll rip off your head and shit down your neck

>>76643206
I know I'm going in too far, but it's the only way I can scratch the itchy bit.

Will be eating VERY well after the Tesco gfrocery delivery on Monday. Will be eating reasonably well until then.

>>76643236
What's the weekend menu looking like?

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needles posta

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>ywn be a Lallan man living the Lallan life
>ywn be a Lollard, roving about the country side preaching the Good Way
>ywn be a comfy Appalachian Moonshiner with a beautiful sister wife to fug

>>76643250
Might break the lamb steaks out of the freezer and see if they're still good. Been in there for 6+ months. Got cans of curry and chili, and naan bread and popadoms. Got a load of instant noodles, but good ones (Indomie Mi Goreng ones). Got bags of various frozen veggies, eggs, other stuff, could do a stir fry, egg fried noodles with veggies.

Lot of options.

>>76643298
Good lad

>>76643279
Don't care you fucking drongo

Is this the right thread?

>>76643335
yeh

>>76643298
Lamb steak should be alright if its closer to the 6 month mark but if its pushing a year then you may be out of luck

>>76643329
How indicative of Kiwi life is AngryRam?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0N-822HYFE&index=17&list=PLfuEn_-y40L3ABwBrxaCs5sL4txoySFb5

>>76643355
I won't be doing them as rare as I normally do, but they should be okay.

i'm smarter than all of you

>>76643390
>mate nicks the other half while he's looking up
Absolutely ruthless

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When will it be the time for us Alt-Centrists to have our turn

going to grow my hair and and dye it half crimson, half purple

not a sjw just a nonconformist, simple as

total human optimisation

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>>76643446
>tfw views largely match one of these groups but I don't want to fall under the label of any "alt-" rabble

Xiaomi redmi in the mail
Going to be phoneposting like a madman in a bit

>>76643461
Fag

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>>76643021

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>>76643446
preach it brother

well I'm bored of keeping all those threads up
shall I wank or sleep or both

>>76643416
what are you wearing?

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sleep cycle is so fucked up right now
went to bed at 7:30pm
got up at 2:30am

>>76643543
Sleep

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>>76643279
I wanna fuck a weeabo faggot like yourself in the ass.

I would go in raw and hard!

>>76643549
dressing gown, t-shirt, jeans, briefs, wristwatch, necklace

>>76643647
uggu~

>>76643500
It will break in 2 months

Can I open, take out, format and use a hard drive from a sky box?

>>76643691
Have you checked the connectors? I'd be surprised if they're SATA over some proprietary bollocks.

>>76640894
What if my eye-genes were great but I intentionally destroyed my eyesight in the pursuit of fashion?

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WAHEY

>>76643726
https://youtu.be/xPHV2pdUeSI

I think this is the same box I have, sata cable, seems pretty simple

is it better to run every day or every second day?

>>76643788
Every day

>>76643757
oh shit, it looks very much like a PC inside. Is it NTFS or FAT32?

>>76643788
Depends on what your goals are if you mean for your body, but for cardiovascular health every day.

>>76643800
Hi Barb

>>76643727
then kill yourself and take your idiot genes with you

thai""lad""

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AWOO!

>>76643838
it actually comes from being smart but petty and lacking in self confidence.

i know that glasses without frames are an option, but i also know if i get caught not needing glasses but wearing them then i'll look like a tit. on balance, therefore, melding reality with desire (i.e. disabling myself) is the smart way of getting what i want.

though i'd agree my petty and cowardly genes have to go. they better remember to put my glasses on for my open casket funeral.

>>76643848
Mate, I'm putting you on notice. Consider this a formal warning.

>>76643858
>without frames
yeah i meant to say that. i'm getting hologlasses beamed from my phone. you'd know that was a thing if you weren't poor and jealous.

fuck off leftypol.

>>76643816
just want to feel healthy tb h (but also be decently bulky as I play contact football but don't gym)
was doing it every other day a few weeks ago, then bruised my ribs (unrelated to that), stopped exercising and now I feel like shit
I'll probably start out every second day just because my ribs still feel like shit

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tie lad?

>>76643851
Fuck off idiot.

>>76643892
You don't wanna burn out, so start by running 3/4 times a week. Just make sure you eat enough to maintain size/lifting/energy in your sport. You can always run more as you progress and learn your own limits and it will always be beneficial as long as you account for it in your diet, whether that's eating more or less.

mgtow is just male feminism and equally as cringey

Want to go buy a loads of parts, get stoned and spend the next couple of days building some kind of entertainment box with a hardware switch to change operating systems and ordering burgerking deliveries.

Thoughts?

business idea: drop politics, then drop myself off at dignitas.

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>>76643921
Awoo!

>>76643930
danke

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come now wagie, wakie wakie! need to eat your slop before getting on the bus. You've got a long day ahead of you!

>>76643996
Get $800 a week for doing retard work in a relaxed environment, can't complain really.

>>76643996
Here we go again, it's Monday at last
He's heading for the Waterloo line
To catch the 8 a.m. fast, it's usually dead on time
Hope it isn't late, got to be there by nine
Pinstripe suit, clean shirt and tie
Stops off at the corner shop, to buy The Times
'Good Morning Smithers-Jones'
'How's the wife and home?'
'Did you get the car you've been looking for?'
'Did you get the car you've been looking for?'
Let me get inside you, let me take control of you
We could have some good times
All this worry will get you down
I'll give you a new meaning to life, I don't think so
Sitting on the train, you're nearly there
You're a part of the production line
You're the same as him, you're like tin-sardines
Get out of the pack, before they peel you back
Arrive at the office, spot on time
The clock on the wall hasn't yet struck nine
'Good Morning Smithers-Jones'
'The boss wants to see you alone'
'I hope it's the promotion you've been looking for'
'I hope it's the promotion you've been looking for'
'Come in Smithers, old boy'
'Take a seat, take the weight off your feet'
'I've some news to tell you'
'There's no longer a position for you'
'Sorry Smithers-Jones'

changed my mind, I want to make a custom boot menu instead of a hardware switch.

>>76643996
>tfw can't unNEET
It's bad.

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>aN/aN/aN(undefined)aN:aN:aN No.undefined

Do you love Camilla yet??? You better like her! She'll be the king's wife soon


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4652314/How-Camilla-confident-flirty-adored-home.html#comments

>>76644025
what do you do lad

alri

just wanked to traps on my knees with my fingers up my arse

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>>76643219
Business as usual I see

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D D D INITIAL D D D

bout to order some indian pajeet food delivery but i'm dieting

what do

>>76644121
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVvt7hP5a-0

>>76644126
skip the naan bread

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>>76644112

>>76644121
NIGHT OF FIYAH

>>76644152
whats the problem.

>>76644112
ah yes
a great start to the day
VERY good for your mental health to do shite like that

>>76644133
only a fucking leaf could pull this off

>>76644133
wouldn't mind seeing this done for reals instead of CGI

hoo yeah buddy!

/cum/ seems so much more friendly

>>76644217
FOY

>>76642718
Those are big

>>76644237
For you

in the market for some running shoes lads

>>76644224
Nonce twat

Bit nippy for June, innit? Global warming my arse.

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hmm

alri lads thailad here the ladyboy did a real number on my arsehole yesterday, having a hard time sitting down at work lads haha xx

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>Bit nippy for June, innit? Global warming my arse.

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>>76644188
not literally the same thing but you could watch crosswind landings.

basically the wind goes parallel to the runway so the plane has to point it's nose sideways to stay over the runway. This is doubly fun if you're watching old videos of them doing it at Kai Tak because the plane has to make a huge turn just before the runway anyway, so they have to come out of one turn (to point them towards the runway, which they can't really see yet) and start sliding to keep themselves over it.

>>76644323
pics x

>>76644330
yeh I've seen a few videos of these, good shit.

>>76644300
>"Yes, oh great and mighty Grand Champion? Is there something you need? Can I carry your weapon? Shine your boots? Backrub, perhaps?"

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>>76644325
>it's racist to make a joke about global warming
Ah yes, the sensitive lefty.

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You arrive in Whitstable

>>76644348
>She's blacking herself up for a makeup campaign
get this:
>“I’ve done research in all development [of the product]. I’m bringing my brand to the global market. My products will be sold in Asia, UK, America and London.”
I'm sure it'll go down well in the UK AND London.

>>76644367
what?
am I supposed to know who this is?

>>76644386
no, all you need to know is she's a model selling makeup by going full blackface and she plans to take this brilliant campaign to the west.

>>76644397
what's her name?
I thought she was a darkie t b h

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>>76644438
Kwan Usamanee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YNi11261So

>>76644469
grim watching people eat like that.

>>76644452
Kwan Username???

>>76644469
love are norm

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What is this? I assume they put "running" in by mistake.

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Finished round 2 of my job interview process
Awaiting the call/email for round 3

Please Mr Noseberg I can't take the stress

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Back from the climbing gym laddos
Feelin swole and sexy

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working at an absolutely mint library today, it's in the public interest to have views like this

>>76644509
yeh

they never make the strap on messenger bags long enough
cunts

Birthday lap dance going on

http://sloppyjoes.com/cam-bar/

>>76644559
views like what?

Mate below me? Better check his numbers
They're a doozy!
ahaha

>>76644582
Get to work or I'll dox you

>>76644573
This cam is better:
https://sloppyjoes.com/cam_lp/

It's the lass at the front's birthday so the band got the guy there to dance for her.

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>>76644585

>>76644559
Comfy

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>>76644585
Starting to suspect Numbers Wizard is the embodiment of kek.

>>76644599
shift ended at 3 m8

going to get sushi near tuggers coles come join me x

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Hate alcohol but can't stop drinking

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Crickey

>>76644642
shadilay you nonce

>>76644643
I would but the Wyong area is a bit of a shithole Cindy x

>>76644668
shadilay

http://www.anu.edu.au/study/apply/guaranteed-cut-offs-for-uac-main-round-offers-2017

grim

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPnBrK6D26g

>>76644703
wouldn't get in to any of those

>>76644657
I'm 2 months sober now, and no plan to start up again. It's hard, you just need to redefine yourself as a non-drinker and act accordingly. Not gonna buy or drink any alcohol because I'm a non-drinker, simple as. And be fucking stubborn about it, don't entertain that voice of doubt for a second. Every kind of excuse to drink will pop into your head, you have to just dismiss it immediately and think about something else.

It's hard, but well worth it. Money, health, dignity, good decisions, happy mornings full of energy, all can be yours from now on if you take that step. You absolutely can do it, if I can, anyone can.

>>76644703
>asian studies philosophy requires an ATAR of 99

had a think at this

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cat's asleep outside my door

>>76644772
hope a bigger cat eats it

not a runt just hate successful people, simple as

does tasmania have lots of spiders and snakes and horrible things or can i move there instead of new zealand and be safe

>>76644772
*violently stomps on its head*
There you go mate sorted

>>76644806
tasmania is just new zealand with more boring topography and no immigrants whatsoever, it's the whitest place on the planet

praise kek! anyone else here hate niggers?

>>76644806
THOUGHT this said tanzania at first

wish I was in Italy

>>76644829
shadilay

>>76644819
What about the incest does it really happen

>>76644829
based proxylad. love u dude!

>>76644841
>wish I was in Italy
greasy fuck

>>76644841
Turtle?

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>>76644809
>>76644778
rude

>>76644806
>my 23 and both sides o
few snakes and spiders there but its mostly the weather and getting lost in forest thats ya problem. tas is rather like being in scotland visually, they do good fish n chips there too.

This thread is going so fast no one will notice I'm a normie

>>76644806
>A trip to Tassie is certainly an adventure- and just because it's not as arid or tropical as the mainland, don't think Tassie lacks dangerous creatures. Tiger snakes, scorpions (one of which sprung up on me by surprise as I was washing by a stream), jack jumpers, and numerous other dangers abound.
>Tiger snakes and fucking scorpions
looks like you're going to Palmerston North, sorry m8.

>>76644851
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tasmania#Demography

>Approximately 65% of its residents are descendants of an estimated 10,000 "founding families" from the mid-19th century. As of 1996, more than 80% of Tasmanians were born in the state and almost 90% were born in Australia, New Zealand, Great Britain, or Ireland. The ethnic homogeneity makes it an attractive location to study population genetics.

tasmanians are literally inbred mutant runtoids

>>76644585
PRAISE KEEK

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>>76644666

>>76644900
You had one job Oliver from Stroud. One fucking job.

santa kurosu desu

coco pops for breakfast, a little Friday treat aha

>>76644884
Nice

'ello 'ello 'ello

>s. John Denny

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>>76644883
>brits are too innocent to know about jack jumpers

and thank fuck for that, the white man was never meant to interact with such horrors

>>76644918
>not wanting a giant tranny qt to plough

>>76644931
Had these with a 1:1 mix of milk and Irish cream once. VERY nice brekkie.

>>76644949
Think I would scream like a girl if that landed on me.

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*eats your face*

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Sent the ol' gf a shower dick pic lads

She approved

>>76644971
pls be in dunedin

>>76644985
FONT

>>76644985
said pic x

Eating shitey korean cup noodles lads

>read about NZ sandfly
>not sure if they're just a slightly shittier midge that won't be a problem in cities, or if the entire place is secretly coated in little hitlers who'll fly in an office window just to fuck up your day.

business idea: swap the position of the UK and Papua New Guinea and be done with it.

>>76645015
Faggot

>>76645015
Sorry bb
Her eyes only

>>76644963
Fat cunt

>>76645033
>>76645037
/brit/is a homosexual general

baffles me why runts bother going to uni when they don't know what they want to do with their degree or get a useless degree. I don't understand how someone could be so illogical and spend that much money to be unemployed

>>76645060
people go to uni to get drunk

>>76645030
Making pot stickers as a post climbing snack

>>76645067
And party

it seems I forgot to sleep and it's morning again
fuck sake hahahahahahha x

CHOON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hPZL6W4TFk

>>76645085
I like the one about pepsi

>>76645081
Birdcucks up?

Make a new (or 20)

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NEW

>>76645060
Schools push the uni meme on clueless teens , in the past only rich or smart kiss Went

>>76645060
because i'm not spending it, i'm getting a loan from the government
no job, no repayments, then i kill myself.

also it lets me defer working for 4 years and pretend briefly that i'm an intellectual who's going places. hell, if i play my cards right i could deep throat a 27-something design blogger from london after a thrilling conversation about how labour should seize the initiative and advocate more private involvement in the NHS along the lines of Germany and Denmark.

At the very least in all the time I spend choking on the insanity of their politics, I won't be thinking about choking on their cock.