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maid gf edition
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GAS
THE
THAI
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>>76540397
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>>76540412
can i see the nip
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smash that mf kike button niggérrrrrrrr
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>>76540397
LACE
WAR
NOW
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>>76540420
you may
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Siam lad is a good lad
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>>76540423
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>Healthcare is a right
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>>76540430
gissa show
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reminder
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High quality, uncapped high speed internet is a human right
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>>76540449
I think this is the most lewd picture I have
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alri thailad
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alri
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>Alri
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ah yes the magic money tree
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>sitting in a big boring inter-company meeting
>department head keeps using 'exasperated' when he means 'exacerbated'
>really likes the word, said it four times in the past 25 minutes

ah yes the issues were exasperated I wonder what annoyed them
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Tie laaaaaaaaaaaaaad
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will fucking go nuts on the pushover below me
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Justin Bieber quite possibly has the worst tattoos I've ever seen
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>>76540518
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Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads
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gf
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>>76540540
Sargon on Joe Rogan
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>>76540536
alri
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>>76540561
alri
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>>76540565
all me
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AUSTRALIA
+ Mostly Speaks English (Can't spell "Labor" for example.), Cool Guys, Nice accents, nice weather, confident.
- Less Americanised than Canada but still quite Americanised, full of evil murderous spiders and snakes and awful things.
BRITAIN
+ I already live here
- I don't want to live here
CANADA
+ Speaks English, Nice Climate, Easy Immigration, Seem like the least likely to call me out on not being a native. Trans-Atlantic flights home would be shorter than TPAC for the others.
- Confusing politics, Very Americanised, Probably takes a long time to travel between places.
SCOTLAND
+ Could become it's own country
- Is probably too cowardly to become it's own country.
NEW ZEALAND
+Speaks English, Nice Climate, closest to home overall, seems like they might gladly accept someone who wants to be a kiwi.
- Earthquakes, Probably the most neoliberal country on earth, even their Labour party wants a tougher immigration policy and pathway to citizenship.
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Doing a remember of the time when I jokingly acted like I was going to smack a girl's arse and she went "haha but fucking don't" and then I never talker to her again even though she badgered me for weeks haha

most nights i think about suicide
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Need to go to the gym but I feel so weak from not eating yesterday and only having a little bit of chicken today
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>>76540560
Sargon must not have many extensive conversations with just one person.
Was insipid and ultimately purposeless but for the sake of having a big youtube celeb on JRE
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people i rate:
most of the other brits here
that irish lad who's into lifting and philosophy
that aussie who i told to buy cryptocurrency (I think he's welsh)
the leaf in vietnam
People i do not rate:
pogba
thai lad
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>>76540580
>CANADA
>+ Speaks English

and French
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me on the left
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>>76540606
im 25% welsh
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>>76540605
Must admit I'm finding it difficult to listen to. He's in his element when he's done some good research and has a solid topic to talk about for 10 to 30 minutes.
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>>76540560

wew lad is he

and Rubin
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>>76540627
are you the dgb aussie?
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>>76540623
how did a young Theresa May get to meet Nixon?
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>>76540636
https://youtu.be/xrBCsLsSD2E
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>>76540619
I nearly put a qualifier that if I didn't speak french I'd feel inferior to French Canadians but making it short enough to include seemed annoying.

>>76540623
I would buy a car from you
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>>76540641
that was funnier in your head wasnt it?
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>>76540623
>>76540646
TRICKY DICKY
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been replying to the one they call thailad for about 2 and half years now and have not gotten 1 (You) in that entire time
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Hillary Clinton9 hours ago
I went Into a Apple store and farted Everyone got pissed at me its not my fault they dont have windows.
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>>76540656
alri 'resa
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>hayek was right
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>>76540619
Quebec is really qt though
It's French but the girls are all sexy/friendly and it's a very cosy drive through the province
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>>76540645
Do you fuck Ladyboys
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>>76540667
Well, we can't have that now can we?
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>>76540645
who the fuck has enough time to sit down and listen to a podcast for 4 hours?
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>>76540639
dont know what that is so probably not haha
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>>76540687
only saw Montreal and it was fucking shit
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>>76540698
then you are NOT on my "people i rate" list.
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>>76540645

NEED a Alex Jones part 2
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>>76540689
I don't
>>76540697
I've been listening to it on and off most of the day, when I realise I'm not paying attention anymore I pause it for a bit.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrBCsLsSD2E
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrBCsLsSD2E
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Does anyone actually watch Sargon's videos unironically

Because all he does is just scoff and say "oh my god hahahahaha that's so dumb" as criticism
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>>76540646
>>76540664
are richard was hot
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>>76540719
yaaaas
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>>76540744
I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.
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>>76540697
You listen to podcasts while you do other things you absolute slug
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Fucking Jocks moaning about NI getting a bit more cash despite those ugly fucking porridge wogs getting more government cash per head than England and the ability to raise taxes themselves to pay for their health and education.
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I just played the Last of Us for the first time, it is so fucking dull, a giant escort mission with sub par stealth and shooting mechanics . The only good thing was the environments looked cool

Why is this crap so hyped?
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>>76540701
Montreal is shit but a lot more fun than Toronto
Toronto is nice but a bit too uptight imo it's got this weird Methodist stiffness to it.
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>>76540772
>crap

you're grounded!
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>>76540744
He can be surprisingly human looking at times for all he's demonised. I like him. I would have a drink with Richard Nixon.
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got an itchy are lads
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Joe Rogan is literally more impartial than the BBC. state of british broadcasting.
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>>76540774
nah have a word mate, clubs in Toronto were better and the people were friendlier, everyone in Montreal has a stick up their arse

only fun thing I did there was cycle around the F1 track, old montreal was cack and the clubs were pretty shit too
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Based Roger
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>>76540759
NI already gets the most cash per head in the entire UK.
Income Tax devolution to Scotland is nothing but trying to get the SNP to hang themselves since nobody wants to put up income taxes. (Even on the rich, it doesn't work because it's much easier to move from Scotland to England than from England to the Cayman Islands.)

Still hate Scots though
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>>76540787
he literally did nothing wrong
any attempts to make him 'ugly' are appeals to emotion
he was /ourguy/
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>>76540801
BBC has been (neo)Liberal since at least the 1970s, they shilled for Heath, they shilled for Thatcher, they shilled for Blair, they keep on going even now that the consensus is tearing at the seems.
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>>76540772
Giganormans who hate gameplay and want an easy movie to play with a gruff dyke sidekick
I feel the same about the uncharted games, would rather play tomb raider any day
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>>76540834

he was a virulent antisemite and misogynist
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>Joe Rogan is literally more impartial than the BBC. state of british broadcasting.
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at the call centre
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>>76540772
Good voice acting, good animations, gripping human story, likeable characters, great deisgn

You're right about the game mechanics, which were obnoxious af
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>>76540834
/leftypol/ and i agree.
i mean, i consider ending Breton Woods to have been "wrong" but Breton Woods was a time-bomb from day one and Keynes told them as much, so it's not really his fault so much as it just went off in his hands.
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>>76540772
Top quality voice acting and Ellie was a lot of people's daughterfu
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>>76540856
exactly. he was one of the greats
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>>76540804
I haven't been to Montreal in a long time so maybe, living in Toronto just annoyed me with all the little nonsense and people moaning
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>>76540844
>Thatcher
>Neo-Liberal
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What books you lot reading then?
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>>76540872
>daughterfu
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rasheeds OUT
gun toting milfs IN
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>>76540901
Meditations - Marcus Aurelius (Hays translation)
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>>76540892
She's literally the poster child for neoliberalism, sweetie x
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are aisha looks a lot more rough in pics that aren't thought out selfies
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>>76540892
This is basically universally agreed. Even her paid shills the Adam Smith institute now self-identify as neoliberal.
Neoliberalism is the resurgence of liberal economics and various surrounding factors.
(Despite her posturing, she was also surprisingly culturally liberal, legalising homosexuality in Scotland among other things - not that it matters because neoliberalism is an economic thing.)

Similarly Blair was neoconservative on foreign policy.
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FEMALE HUMANOIDS WITH FIREARMS
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>>76540934
>I'm a west ham fan btw :)
>oh and also celtic
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>>76540934
what is 'most girls'
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Neoliberal on the streets
NeoCon in the sheets
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatso_the_Fat-Arsed_Wombat
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aisha
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Minecraft for PC / Mac has sold a total of

26,251,656
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>>76540996
how can I fund this?
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>>76540911
It doesn't mean you want to shag them
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>>76541002
big if true
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>>76540996
kek, who is the account that posted this?
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>>76541014
sure it doesn't
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>>76541015
They have a live sales counter
r
https://minecraft.net/en-us/stats/
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Business idea: relaxed gun laws like the US but only for natives, not for ethnics
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NK seems pretty lame honestly aside from being able to say you've visited it
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>that scene in peep show where they're discussing how mark got raped
feel like this wouldve been unacceptable to air
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>>76540996
unironically want to visit the dprk
last country to be tainted by globalisation, at least the bits they'll actually show me without the dickheads importing US films on USB sticks crammed up their arses
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dod
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In the 'ob 'entre
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>>76541038
>tfw bought it thrice to get new usernames even though i don't play it because it's shit
>tfw i've finally settled on a username for other services but don't want to make the mistake of giving those kikes more money, especially since the price has gone up since the beta period
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got no future

ol' 'fe is over I guess
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Think libertarians might just be communists in denial
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a
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>>76541042
You go for the novelty factor, some of the youtube videos of the guided tours look pretty good.
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u
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>>76541087
Elsa?
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>>76541043
everyone knows that blokes can't really get raped by women let's be honest

blokes are always up for a shag, a blowie at the very least
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honour thy mother and thy father
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>>76541103
Looks the same as here honestly but grey and mean
I've already had a run in with the police here, idk if I'd make it in NK
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s
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t
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>>76541019
Says in the pic sweetie x
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>>76541087
i hate americans so much
you almost understand why mass shootings are so common when you actually remember what americans are like
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>>76541127
That's half the fun
https://youtu.be/JN6NUCXcWLQ
>I've already had a run in with the police here
what happened lad?
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ate five sausages for lunch and now I'm doing some fully rank farts
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>>76541143
yeah but like who are they? are they big on twitter?
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k'
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>play flight simulators
>decide to fly around britain
>listen to men at work
>decide to fly around america
>more men at work
>decide to fly around australia
>listen to the who
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r
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a
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>>76541148
Got VERY drunk and fell of my bike in the road, I don't remember what happened but my gf said like 5 cops had to come sort me out and drag me back home
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>>76541168
4000 followers

Why don't you search it up and check yourself
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>>76541191
Well that sounds like they were just taking care of you, very good of them.
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>>76541194
>>76541179
>>76541157
>>76541131
>>76541117
CHINK'D
ahahahaha
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l
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>>76541117
are yusuf islam
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>>76541219
delet
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>>76541209
just wanted someone to talk to
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Make nurse uniforms cute again
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This is so true
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>>76541219
delet

>>76541257
no i hate shitskins and muzzies
he recorded it before he converted anyway
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>>76541267
s-sorry
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>>76541290
simply cannot compete with this
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>convert to islam
>change your name to yusaf islam
better than mohammed at least
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HEY, YOU'RE PLAYING WITH MY DELIRIUM

AND THE LONGER I WAIT THE HARDER I'M GONNA FALL

STOP PLAYING WITH MY DELIRIUM

'CAUSE I'M OUTTA MY HEAD AND OUTTA MY SELF-CONTROL
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>>76541290
>protectionism
ah yes it's certainly an evolutionary invalid strategy to help your own kind ahead of others ahhhhh yes

>weak and mediocre
guess we'd better start gassing those invalids lads, you heard him, they can't compete with us leg-users
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>>76541290
elite truthbomb
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Do good mens athletic clothing companies exist yet?
Shant be buying nike and the like
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>>76541350
t. weak and mediocre rorke
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>>76541370
um yes adidas x
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>>76541290
Cant wait to be swarmed by billions of niggers and pakis that vacum up all the resources and produce nothing
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>>76541383
is that a child?
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>>76541389
adidas sold its soul
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>>76541406
It's are Karen
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business idea: breed rorkes out of existence
*has a vasectomy*
*promotes abortion*
*imports rorke arabs*
ahahahha atheism is gonna take over the world
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>>76541383
>>76541426
FON
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>>76541414
More of her?
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don't understand people who get vasectomies

just don't have sex you hedonistic idiot
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>>76541426
answer the question, sir
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just almost died lads
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>>76541461
Sexual congress is a marital obligation
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almost killed someone lads
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>>76541466
*asks you about your NDE*
t. raymond moody
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>>76541473
only to have children
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wanks? i have them
poos? i do them
arrangements? i make them
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>>76541493
Providing your wife with orgasms is not optional
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>>76541496
what do you rate, lad?
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which one?
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>>76541507
scotch eggs and chebs
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>>76541507
not pogba, that's for sure
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>>76541526
thoughts on your mother?
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>>76541484
Like a student film
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>>76541507
i rate lad pretty highly aha x
spesh if it has a thai in front of it AHAHAHA
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>>76541458
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Ah yes
The so called rain
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>>76541479
i was buttering toast but it was a pain in the arse because i'd just got the butter out of the fridge, so i thought maybe i should heat the knife, and i had the idea to stick the knife in the toaster to heat it up and i almost did it before realising i would be electocuted

if i had been slightly less awake, i would be dead right now
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Every day's an endless stream
Of cigarettes and magazines.
And each town looks the same to me, the movies and the factories
And every stranger's face I see reminds me that I long to be,
Homeward bound,
I wish I was,
Homeward bound
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>>76541458
.
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>>76541521
Nonce
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>>76541521
3, 2, 1
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>>76541559
unironically tried to get stuck toast out of a toaster with a breadknife before

big ol' zap
shan't be enjoying much of this electricity malarkey, reckon allesandro volta was a prick
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>>76541532
Love her, but sometimes I need to give 'er the ol' DDT to keep 'er in line
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>>76541576
wouldn't mind putting my 'nis in her 'na
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>>76541627
I do this all the time since the 'oasters broken
just make sure it's off
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>>76541627
>unironically tried to get stuck toast out of a toaster with a breadknife before
actual fucking mong
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>>76541682
i've found a better technique is to turn the cunt on its side, then it seems to be a bit more moveable

>>76541695
a fucking leaf
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>>76541667
Yes.
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>>76541662
how bout a belly to back suplex here and there?
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>>76541725
>a fucking leaf
im a brit you double mong
leaf is in vietnam
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imagine actually going to a music festival

shant
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>>76541627
I once dipped my finger into the chip pan to see if it was hot enough for my chips. Thank fuck it wasn't or I'd probably have no finger right now. Got a burn though that felt like God calling me a mong.
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>>76541290
i fucking hate liberals
(just for reference, it's the "Protectionism" part that gets me the most, as though protectionism to develop domestic industry isn't a completely valid strategy.)
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>>76541771
think he meant the flag
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>sticking a knife in a toaster

why would you ever do this
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>>76541793
i'll field that one

ahem *shuffles papers and adjusts tie*

because you're an idiot
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>>76541771
me so solly, me makie no mistakie for reaf nextuu timeluu
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>Rain stops the instant I get inside a building
ho hum
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>>76541780
A girl asked me to go with her to a festival and even offered to buy my ticket but I said no because the music was shite and everyone at festivals is a fucking degenerate.
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>>76541793
bits of bread get stuck

i tip the toaster upside down over the bin and bang it, though, since that also empties all the crumbs out
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do people unironically hate rain?
it's mega comfy
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>>76541793
australian intellectuals
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>>76541793
i was like eight at the time and wasn't aware of electricity

>>76541823
hsould have gone and redpilled her
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>>76541838
>8
>wasn't aware of electricity

ah yes, the world famous "australian education"
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>>76541832
the moisture in the air fucks with my hair
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>>76541853
dnahskl jdgkahsdugasabs das gdb ashjgbw
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>>76541290
cut the benefits then, get rid of the NHS

if you dont work and get sick you cant compete with the superior people
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>A girl asked me to go with her to a festival and even offered to buy my ticket but I said no because the music was shite and everyone at festivals is a fucking degenerate.
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australian politics is fun to read about for the sheer amount of backstabbing and the way people's political careers don't just seem to die on their arses like they do here.
i mean imagine if blair challenged brown for the labour leadership in 2009 or something, that kind of weirdness.
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>>76541853
i was a late bloomer ok
i still walk past plug sockets and think 'if i angled my finger just right, it might fit...'
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picking up and put down some heavy things lads feeling good
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Who here remembers fapping to the female lifeguards on Baywatch as a kid ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqNXE07fKuw
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OI MAM

MAAAAAAAAAAM

MAM THE LIGHT FAIRIES THAT LIVE IN THE LIGHT ARE ASLEEP, WAKE EM UP
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>>76541920
sorry lad... we'll have to wait for the 10 bob chrizzy bonus to come in before we can fix that
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>>76541667
eurasian girls are gorgeous. pure asians are quite ugly though
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*struts into thread*
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>>76541947
PHWOAR
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*revs toaster*
everybody STAND BACK
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>>76541961
*sticks out a leg and trips you*
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>Chicago woman kicked out of march over Jewish pride flag

antisemitism on the left is vile
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>>76541370
Fila is the patricians sport brand
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*whispers "haha lads look at this virgin mongs walk >>76541961" *
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*shifts toaster into neutral and pushes down the kickstand with my boot*
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>>76541961
*starts humming 'pretty woman'*
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>>76541945
>In the UK a bob was a slang term for a shilling. There were 20 shillings in a pound
so you're british huh? you don't know basic shit
fucking nigger chink kike cuck
gas yourself
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>>76541961
*takes a photo*
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>>76541838
She's already relatively "redpilled". Anti-gay, anti-tranny, anti-immigration Catholic lass. She's even weirdly aware of "mens rights" shit like favouritism towards women in custody cases and hiring quotas and all that. She's just a bit of a normie as well.
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>>76541832
I love the rain, even the torrential downpours that come by here
Just hate getting stuck in it when I've forgotten my poncho or when the roads are packed with idiot drivers
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i've invented a new torture device

looking for a runt to volunteer for a test trial
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*checks blindspot, shifts toaster into first, releases the handbrake and pulls out*
anyone fancy some brekky
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who /ira gf 2017/ here?
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>>76542039
business idea: marry and reproduce
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don't understand virgins
don't understand depressed people
don't understand normies
don't understand women
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>this utterly fuming aussie
when someone says "bob" they dont mean shilling you fucking victorian autist
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>>76541947
Eurasian girls are Mongolians, Buryatians, Yakutians, Kazakhs, Tatars. They are more ugly than Chinees or Japaneese.
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gf made me watch Love Island

i can understand normies, i basically am one, but fuckin' 'ell, these turbonormies must be a different species. i couldn't relate to them at all
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just made several dollars, yes the UK uses dollars, when people say dollars they don't mean dollars you fucking autist
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>>76542041
torrential downpours are MAX comfy
not as nice in SEA shitholes though, all the streets get clogged with mud and filth
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>>76542125
nobody gives a shit about your opinion you obese weaboo trash. pure asians look like some weird goblins
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>>76542093
don't understand how normies can be normal without trying
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>>76542140
>aussie trying to lecture an actual brit on british slang
are you the one who put a knife in a toaster too you daft prick
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just finished the walking dead new frontier

absolute wank
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>watching Love Island or Ex on the beach

I see you're enjoying those brainwashing waves, bluepill individual
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>>76542168
nah i'm the one who just made several dollars, AKA pounds, btw there is no exchange rate, they are exactly the same
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have to go do things that vaguely resemble work
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>>76542039
ahh sick dude, she sounds just like one of the boys!
bring her around some time to hang out
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>>76542208
*zaps you*
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>>76542221
lol good post
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>>76542221
stop pretending to me

>>76542233
at least i can learn from my experience
waheyyyyyyyy
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>>76542039
looks like you have come across a BASED redpilled woman! feminazis on suicide watch! shadilay!
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>>76542140
we say bob in the UK mate

e.g "you're as bent as a 9 bob note"
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who does this fucking chink think he is
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>>76542140
People use bob as slang for pound you utter runtoid
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>>76542125
>Mongolians, Buryatians, Yakutians
also those are pure asians, there is nothing eurasian about them
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>>76542233
we're all alive though
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>want to have a son
>50% chance it will be a daughter and I'll have to raise a girl who's gonna get fucked by chad at 15 and hate me

reeee what do I do
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>>76542081
I've thought about it tbqh but she's very short and I'm very tall.
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i felt at peace earlier now i feel uneasy
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always knew aussies were crypto-yanks
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LOVE ex on the beach desu
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so lads, imagine you're a nonce and you get caught red handed noncing

do you:
A) kill yourself, or
B) suck it up and go to prison where you will probably have barbed wire stuck up your bum by fellow inmates and then when you get out of jain have to tell everyone who lives near you that you're a convicted nonce
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>>76542336
have another go if It's not a son
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>>76542338
alternative business idea: genetic extinction

>>76542356
me so oslly
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>>76542221
>>76542264
Are you lads feeling alright? Why are you doing the yank shitposts? Those characteristics I listed aren't even "Alt-right".
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>>76542363
C) flee to thailand
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>>76542145
Luckily at least the streets and sewers here seem to handle them well
There are canals all through this city so they take all the run off
I've had to drive through some pretty dire muddy areas in the rain as it wasn't fun though
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>>76542363
this jain place, might want to get out of there, certainly, ah yes, jain
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>>76542356
that little insect trying to lecture on 'bob' has gone awfully quiet
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>>76542387
calm down alt-right weenie, just some banter
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>>76542039
>Catholic
>redpilled
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>>76542351
fuck don't do this to me
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>>76542373
>genetic extinction
I don't follow. Is this a white genocide thing you're talking about?
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getting laid as i type this
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>>76542387
I thought my post about the lady was funny
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>>76542336
Look up shit online to maximize chances
I've heard all sorts of things you can do to raise the likelihood of a son
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>>76542397
the canals don't smell?
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I just got a warning prompt asking to close my files to prevent memory loss. the file being my anti-virus
nice try, jews
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>>76542412
business idea: leftypol pretending to be /radcen/
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this is a fucking wild ride lads I tell you what
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>>76542403
I'm far right, not alt-right. It's also not "banter". It's yank shit. "Joshing" or whatever those mongs call it.

>>76542404
>using "redpilled" unironically
>not even realising Protestantism killed the West
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>>76542462
shan't
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some mong with potatoe internet has just queued up 8 folders on the 'seek
blocked methinks
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>I'm far right, not alt-right
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>>76542447
Yea they smell pretty nasty sometimes
But only really when the tide is low
Still comfy to ride along them since they snake through the central part of town here
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>>76542473
You used it first mate.
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>>76542473
Calm down Richard Spencer you big boring twat
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>>76542462
dude! this objectively and certainly happened! 100% duuuuude hahaha epic /b/ro!
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>>76542421
big if true
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>>76542532
look at the timestamps of everything you drip
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>>76542473
this is an incredibly yank post
i sounded yankish in my original one because you sound like a /pol/lack
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>>76542542
AWW DUDE THE TIMESTAMPS! I FORGOT ABOUT HTE FREAKIN TIMESTAMPS DUDE!! EPIC!
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>>76541348
https://youtu.be/vNqx8XZIWnI
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