the brit gfs
>>76476349
need aisha's brit photo NOW
wanked over that numerous times
Anime
anime
>>76476349
2 >>>>.>>>>>>>> 1 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>3
greggs
>>76476349
hate that ugly kike desu
>honourable catholics
don't exist
blaze it
>>76476377
which one
have sex with at least one lad every 6 months just to make sure i don't like bumming and i'm still straight. simple as.
you don't actually believe in god, do you?
>>76476393
heretic scum
how big is your willy
7.3 x 5.8" is biggest ive ever seen it get
shame no girl has ever seen it really
>>76476349
tesco girl
Your opinion on italian blokes? Everyone I've meet seems entitled and lazy
>>76476377
not sure why you'd wank over this
gonna waggle my willy to anime girls
>>76476410
where she's holding the /brit/ placard
downloaded more ram lads
>>76476349
sara really has a grim face
without the eyebrows the makeup and the fringe she would look like a 40 years old lady
>>76476451
got a cheeky maccers for linner lads
The urugayian gf
>>76476451
thats the only way I waggle my willy
describe your job lads, is it comfy?
>>76476486
noncé
>>76476349
>3.8 MB
>.png
decided to help you out since you're such a mongoloid when it comes to computers
>>76476451
just saw this nerdy looking girl in asda with INCREDIBLY nice tits
depressed now because i want to fondle them and cum over them
rorkewatching can be a rewarding hobby for the dedicated observer
>>76476471
Looks like a gimpy clown lmao
>>76476512
this isn't /aus/ good buddy
>>76476502
sitting there /brit/posting for 12 hours and earning 90 quid, occasionally exercising, running around the site, doing check calls and wanking furiously
pretty damn comfy
>Pass user since 2016
nonces >>>/out/
>>76476444
>Everyone I've meet seems
better than you pedro
>>76476502
i drive about in a rib
>>76476513
how does she have breasts AND a penis and not be fat?
png posters should be gassed
doing a big fuckin poo
>>76476535
Bit harsh
why are eastern religions more profound than western ones?
christianity: 'god impregnated a lady who gave birth to him, then he went and died so that bad things people did went away but he then he came back to life again but then he went away
buddhism: there is no permanency in reality, all things are just made up of the temporary meeting of 5 aggregates in different proportions, the false identification with permanence is from which longing emanates and this is thus the cause of misery.
islam/judaism/christianity: a big man in the sky woke up one morning and started making the world and animals and stuff and then he made a man out of some dirt and a woman out of the mans rib but a snake told them to eat an apple so he changed his mind.
hinduism: who can tell and who knows from whence it all came? before it there must have neither been existence nor non-existence. only darkness enveloped in darkness. not even the celestial bodies of the heavens or of nature know truly because they all came after it. perhaps he who surveys it all knows, from whence it all arises, but perhaps he does not.
and so on.
>>76476552
what the fuck kind of seats are those
that boat better be fast as heck
>>76476548
'17 masterrace
always give the gf lifts to and from work
is this cucked?
>>76476535
Shes pretty imo xx
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOodIkCX4xQ
neoliberals is the best commie girl end of
>>76476553
trannies can grow tits with 'mones
(or get surgery)
>>76476451
YER A FUCKIN NONCE MATE
>>76476523
is he dead?
dont understand how he even was able to try to get up
how are humans so resilient to damage, mad
>>76476553
hormones can do that apparently
it makes your dick slightly shorter though
t. know a trap IRL
>>76476577
yeah it would be
>png posters should be gassed
>>76476552
ahh youre that fisherman
>>76476577
mind your language
your mum went skydiving haha
Gf being disobedient
Going to pour water on her
yet another job interview tomorrow
getting sick of this shit
>>76476553
its a drawing
>>76476581
i agree
>>76476602
nope but that would be comfy
Aus vs Chile
Come on socceroos
>>76476621
if you're lucky, mr goldberg might be nice and extract your production
finding a gf seems impossible
>>76476629
i like logical consistency in my drawings
>>76476593
>>76476591
not sure they actually do hormone therapy in japan
>>76476573
because illiterate retarded shepherds and warlords invented Abrahamic religion.
Thing about his country is that people install a fucking new front door or whatever to their home then demand an extra ÂŁ5k to the value of their home when they come to sell it
>>76476650
LOVE the grey hair trend
>>76476581
mogg looks very comfy there
Can't take you seriously if you can't hold a conversation about the archetypes of the unconscious Jungian matrix
the mandem
LOVE simple as posting
HATE Muslims
Simple as
>>76476682
jung is a hack
Gf prospects: guarded
>>76476706
stop doing drugs and go to bed
business idea
simple as post
>>76476650
>Taj
AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
'erbz
>>76476731
it's 10 minutes to noon
NEED 225ug of LSD in my system
everyone should try lsd at least once in their life
why do people vote tory
resume killing the mandem post-haste
it seems only as far back as 2010 everyone was normal to each other
nowadays it seems theres an all out race war
Start kilimg the womandem
>>76476655
you can buy them online from some chink site worldwide i believe
>Work tomorrow
Rate the bookshelf
>>76476764
Im too retarded to get my hands on it or figure out DNM
>>76476789
>kindle
Fuck off
>>76476789
have a nook
never read from it because the pdfs i put on it always seem to come out weird lmao
>>76476766
hate the poor, love money
simple as
Just got a 40 year mortgage, as is the norm these days
>>76476706
Psychedelics are further confirmation that the collective unconscious is real
>>76476682
Can someone give me a quick rundown on Jung? From the bare minimum I know Jungian belief argues that tradition is important or something right???
MOGGY MOGGY MOGGY
>>76476789
thats the same kindle I have!
>>76476771
racists have crawled out the woodwork since obama was elected
couldn't stand seeing a black man in what they saw as the white man's rightful place
hence trump
>>76476826
i agree, but archetypes are dumb
>>76476840
>kindle
Fuck off
>>76476771
not race war
Re-edtablishment of anglo impeRial dominance
>You arrive in New York, AD 2017.
'nt
>>76476850
thats a big r
>>76476852
>AD
*CE
Toil in 19 hours.
>>76476852
i love New Peng
>>76476849
not very nice
want to do lsd and marathon a season of kiniro mosaic
just applied for 4 jobs lads
mum made me
The future gf
Mad that I have to wait until the earth rotates the sun a few more times before we can be together
got lots of /brit/ lifehacks
in several different categories:
being a cheapskate
being woke
academic success
how to make people like you
organising your shit together
monetary success
making gains in the gym
ask me and ill share what i've learntt
>>76476852
not my favourite gimmick tbqh
>>76476874
AD you fucking gommie. CE would be based off of Christ's birth nonetheless
>>76476884
screaming
is it true that some people in the uk deny they are in a housing crisis?
>>76476852
Piff
>>76476892
what jobs
>>76476884
could buy this outright
>>76476884
me living in my car on the right
>>76476866
It's inevitable
>>76476852
new york is an amazing city toobh
>>76476852
>>76476859
KENT ALMOST MENTIONED
>>76476892
what jobs are they?
work tomorrow
>>76476926
>dat 432 Park Avenue
>>76476901
i refuse to believe she is actually that young
>>76476911
we just don't have as much space as you sweety
we're doing just fine
>>76476926
why are they building literal copy pastas of 432 park avenue
what's your favourite act of Parliament?
>>76476901
Isn't she 13 in this?
scared of acid since that time my penis disappeared into my body and i pissed on the wall
>The 46 years of servitude resumes tomorrow
why are leftists ethical and empathetic while rorkes are just selfish
How do I get a Korean gf lads?
Shaved off the ol' chest hair lads
1/2
>>76476884
can't stand the middle class NIMBY cunts on here and irl who moan about flats/modern architecture/dense housing
>abloo bloo bloo why can't we build no housing and let my shitty three bedroom draughty 1950s build be worth ÂŁ1m
>reeee fuck the poor and the young having affordable homes
if i had my way we'd have massive modern social housing complexes everywhere and mass executions of landlordbergsteins
Every time I watch The Sopranos I'm consistently amazed by the quality of the writing. It's nuanced and insightful and just totally beyond any other TV show there's ever been.
>>76476952
act 3 just after the intermission
>>76476911
yes
and they maintain that increasing the population by 350,000 a year is having no effect whatsoever
'll
messaging an 8/10 30 yo army clerk on tinder
>>76476956
desu sissy hypno on acid would be pretty good
>>76476911
we're combatting it by having our own Tiny Home movement. Instead we don't call it Tiny Homes we call them New Builds and they start at ÂŁ120,000
>>76476973
*pinches your nipples*
>>76476951
holy shit it's true lmao
>>76476975
End the greenbelt 2bh.
>>76476926
what part of new york is this? don't recognise that curve
>>76476913
>>76476930
graduate jobs which i doubt i'll get anyway
Going to a beer tasting later desu
another 5 days of toiling ahead
>>76476975
halfway on board with this post
we need more modern 3-5 story townhouses and 5-8 story mansionblocks
>You arrive in Toronto, AD 2017.
some dog outside has been barking for 10 minutes now
at least cats dont do that
>>76477013
but what jobs, what in?
why do people vote labour?
432 Park Avenue is hideous desu
I was on the 102nd floor of the empire state and this black attendant went off on a rant about how much everyone hates it
>>76477024
medium density is the future
>>76477012
Manhattan lad
>>76476961
if working is servitude, neetdom is prison
>>76476992
cute frog
>>76476997
pics
Drinking a double espresso from mummy's espresso machine
>>76476973
what's the funniest captcha you have ever had?
i think mine was "Hillsborough have a safe and fun ride"
Lets make a card for Moggy, and I'll email it to him and, since im a consituent, he'll be legally obligated to reply to it.
heres the template
want to buy skyrim on the summer sale and rig it up with sex mods desu
>>76477053
don't get them
>>76476788
>work in 1 hour
after I pulled a sickie yesterday
not looking forward to this
>>76477051
wow the cum will be really easy to clean now
>>76477067
no, fuck off you autistic spastic
>>76477045
that's what I mean. the builds aren't that tall in the rest of new york. but manhattan doesn't have a curve like that. it's a straight grid . what bit of manhattan is this
>>76476961
>work for 50 years for mr cuntberg
>retire to your shitty japan sized flat at the age of 70
>die in poverty
>>76477041
Don't really see anything wrong with it. They're building taller buildings soon, so it'll blend in eventually.
>>76477053
>captcha
>>76477044
japanese zoning law WHEN
>>76477049
she's real
>>76476973
>>76477051
bender
sneaky snap
>>76477113
die fahne hoch
>>76477041
how is it hideous? that greenery is nice
>>76477067
>>76477051
>>76476973
oh sweetie you look lovely, all you need to do now is cage you little sissy clitty like a good girl and get a queen of spades tattoo xx
>>76477012
riverside park south at the bottom
buildings bottom left are or were called trump place, but they might have changed the name now lol
>>76477118
>canadian armed forces
>>76477118
>30
doing a think
get enslav...
i mean get a job, loosah!
>>76477118
how does she get away with tattoos in the army
>>76477051
Your body is weird
It's like you're doughy like a fat lad but skinny with no muscle at the same time
wife's son took these pics at school
>>76476884
am househunting atm and have seen worse 2bh
hard to believe the state of some of the places I've gone to look at
>>76477012
photos taken from about here mate
>>76477067
>>76477139
fuck off back to plebbit please
>>76477162
youre allowed as long as theyre not face ones
>>76477118
>30
>Army
>77km away
Shan't
>>76477067
don't do this
>>76477146
she said i'm cute
feeling like a very lucky lad
>>76477162
THE WHITE MAN MACHES ON
>>76477137
He means the really slender residential building about the size of the ESB
Lads I NEEEEEEEEEEEEED a Korean gf
Got a 30 year mortgage on this bad boy. Can't wait to toil for 60 years to pay for it
>>76477139
>>76477067
just send one to tim
Eugh gay parade is marked on jewgle
On another note, I fell in love with a girl called Elisabeth who worked in the basement level of the Strand bookstore.
found this toad surreptitiously hiding in my /brit/ folder
>>76477189
maybe you'll be her 30th!
>>76477113
dunno if it's cultural but tokyo is a weird density, don't reckon we want that
>>76477170
because there's nothing else in frame it looked like a distorted photo
Honestly peed off at the tories
>was on benefits as a graduate for like 2 months
>job centre was making me come in daily and giving me a hard time even though i was applying for 5 jobs a day
>in love with a foreign girl
>want to marry her to bring her here
>tories put the income limit + long ass time before she can stay here, so if i get unemployed unexpectedly i potentially won't be able to keep her here and we'll lose our time.
:(
>Pakistan fuel tanker inferno kills at least 140
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-south-asia-40396036
>>76477204
have you actually done anything with her or has she just made small talk while selling you things?
>>76477231
thought that as well
that curve, the similarity of all the buildings on the curve and the amount of square supertalls made me think it was shooped
>>76477204
why are you obsessed with nyc yank twat
>Italian/Portuguese/Spanish tourists & students being kicked out once we leave the EU
lads i canno fucking wait weww
>>76477240
small talk while i bought a marcuse book
installed tinder, did about 50 swipes and 0 matches, time to uninstall lads
>>76477173
image cards like that are literally an age old 4chan thing
>>76477146
i'm nearly 30
look like im 20
>>76477237
if they're pakis in Pakistan and not here why do you seem smug about people dying
Doing a think
Shias?
>>76477261
new york is at least the second most important and interesting city in the entire world
>>76477204
not a fan of how lgbt stuff has been hijacked by corporations tbqh
>>76477258
good to hear. glad i'm not the only one going mental haha x
>>76477274
bit of a worry there
NYC is amazing, London does not remotely compare
some cunts dunnae massive jobbie an eh wenae flush
we better call sara aye
>>76477196
>>76477285
>second
Wait, are there actually people ITT who haven't visited the USA?
>>76477053
have gotten a few with 'AUTISTIC CHILD IN THE AREA' signposts
even cap'd one for potential future use but I must have deleted it at some point
>>76477296
TESCO
>>76477235
I'm engaged to a foreign lass. Just decided to go and get married in her country then bring her back as a spouse as opposed to going through all the wage loopholes and shit
>>76477282
dey all kuffar *waves hand*
>>76477051
looks worse you ginger cunt
>>76477305
at least
not being a gimp but London is as important
>>76477298
OH GOD SAUCE PLEASE
housemate is fucking loudly again
I quite like Manchester
It's not the best city in the world, but that works to it's advantage since that means there's less tourists and shit
'ter
>>76477312
i'm a poor working class northener, can't afford a fancy flight to america
>>76477312
why would I want to go to that shithole?
Bath is the best place to live in England
t. Knower
>>76477285
yeah but that means everyone already knows more than enough about it. it's the most mainstream dross imaginable. post something interesting
>>76477222
honestly every city should be inspiried by tokyo
very dense yet extremely comfy because they've maintained a very human scale
back/sideroads are all very narrow so cagers are forced to drive much safer which makes it safe to walk and bicycle as well
in many areas lot sizes are kept very small which forces people to utilise space efficiently and creates some very creative solutions
mixed use everywhere and combined with small lot sizes makes all the neighbourhoods very interesting
and then the japanese railways based policy of developing each station into a neighborhood hub
>>76477235
I thought you just needed proof of income at the time of application and then at the time of subsequent renewals? I went through the savings path so I'm not sure but surely they wouldn't know if you were to lose your job during her initial residence period
a bag on an outfit casual
boxers and socks are a fiver
Business idea: start refering to the janny as sara
>>76477312
ive left the country about twice, too poor
cars should be banned from cities
There's parts of Birmingham that would actually be really really nice if it wasn't for the residents ruining it
>>76477312
I hadn't until this week. My mate has a drivers license here so we've just been driving around.
USA is aesthetic as fuck. People are really fat in the flyover states as well
>>76477326
>not being a gimp but London is as important
I agree, though I think NYC is probably #1, followed by London
>>76477321
um that doesn't make a different sweety.
my only hope is that if i get her in, and she's earning too (she's also a highly educated person etc) the wage tihng won't be too big of a deal.
my big fear is that i'm potentially planning on doing a phd - with which i'll fall under the income requirement.
Shame she's from a shithole country too - if she were from somewhere nice i'd happily just go over to her to live.
>>76477351
Tokyo isn't that dense bro
agree with the rest though, especially the TOD stuff
>>76477378
yeah I did a think about this
I drive to other parts of the country sometimes, how do I get to my car
>>76477365
She's got an actual job clean bogs
https://twitter.com/BenjaminNorton/status/878494280637194240
Toil in 18 hours, 50 minutes.
>>76477321
She'll still need a settlement visa if she isn't from the EU, it's a bit of a hassle too. You'll need either 62k in savings or an income of 18.5k or something similar, I can't remember.
Ban assault cars.
>>76477282
Fuck you, Sunnis all the way
>>76477381
Handsworth could be a really upmarket neighbourhood 2bh.
>>76477339
I live in Manc and I've been to the US 3 times and no mummy didn't pay for it
Might join the priesthood lads
>>76477410
why?
london is a small scale NYC
>>76477399
Long term park and rides with council issued permits
>>76477400
volunteering work on the side, perhaps?
>>76477312
literally cba going fucking anywhere, even locally
really want to go to the Proms lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=041nXAAn714
labour in 1320 minutes
Did an email jobby
>>76477343
Because it's the greatest country in the world
Memes aside mate, you cannot refute this. EVERYONE wants to live in america.
Is the right one this guys sister?
>>76477410
hmm yes dawkins should have requested to have been born in a different family
Umm hears a clue, it was built in egypt, egypt is in africa, at that time, only black people were in egypt, ..is it that hard to say black people built something that even to this day they can't figure out how they did it...our ancestors taught them how to build, they been playing dumb for a long time now, they know exactly who built the pyramids...they could never put themselves in that picture of the ones who built them, the sun was to hot, so the next best thing is to say aliens built them....do you know why our ancestors use drums when they dance...it wasn't the sound they were looking for, it was the vibration...if you use the right vibration, you can pick things up without touching it...they new the power of vibration when nobody else didn't
more like 432 Parp Avenue
>>76477352
You have to renew twice iirc because they upped the settlement period form 2 years to 5 the bastards.
>costs like a grand each time as well
>>76477351
Tokyo also has the advantage over London it didn't have to make a lot of design decisions based on limiting Irish republican terrorism and then later on limiting Muslim terrorism
>>76477466
I'd rather go to Leeds
>>76477466
I would genuinely prefer to live in any other anglo country but still reckon america, especially new york, is the dogs nads
>>76477351
I agree. I found Tokyo surprisingly walkable.
>>76477312
Its shite
Everything is fake and plastic, you can taste the GMOs in the food
>>76477461
Wonder how much electricity these mongs waste
>>76477466
i dont lmao
i did in 2010, not anymore
not sure if americas gotten more shit or if ive just started reading more about it, but having watched this whole election shitshow bring out the worst of every single demographic in America I have no desire at all to move there
>>76477461
>JF
fuck off
>>76477443
depressed?
>>76477530
0121 on the map
>>76477510
Who cares about politics it's a great place to live
>tfw I started the 'toil at first light' meme
who here /birminghamcrew/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1oBUWMz4nM
White woman can not compete
Why haven't you taken the cycling pill yet?
>>76477578
delete this mate and don't post it again
>>76477466
People weren't as friendly as I imagined they'd be and you have to drive for fucking ages to get anywhere.
No nice little alleys or proper old stone buildings.
Not that great really.
>>76477588
Nearly died
>>76477549
I love the natural geography, thats true. I wouldn't mind visiting and going to Yellowstone and seeing New York and stuff.
But if i were to live there then i would have to talk to, interact with, and coexist alongside the people that live there. and that sounds ghastly.
Also I don't think I want to live somewhere with guns, no healthcare and zero police accountability anyway.
>>76477588
cycling is extremely dangerous
>>76477588
tfw have that same helmet.
i have. couldn't cycle when i was back in the brum slum though - roads arent meant for it, too many hills and drivers don't give a fly fuck.
>>76477486
pretty damning statement here
>>76477545
probably, but manifested in the form of acute lack of motivation
wahey
>>76477473
no, but anyone who still looks upon it fondly as an adult and wants servants can generally be assumed to be a cunt
>>76477654
LADS
>>76477351
Sadly that will never happen here. Our shithole just isn't capable of efficiency.
>>76477654
ah yes russia
>>76477656
servants aren't slaves.
>>76477466
grass is always greener
love pubs, footy and greggs
they dont have that in america
>>76477588
car drivers treated me like shit, couldn't go anywhere without getting into a row
>>76477431
why is he fat
>>76477654
can see the Deano oozing off the lad who speared the sushi with a chopstick