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real puppy hours /// whomst've the fubb up??? edition
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awful edition, will be submitting a formal request of thread deletion to the janitor
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Hello x
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cats >>>> dogs
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charlie hebdo
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MUMMMYYYYYYY I NEED A NEW GAMING COMPUTTTEEEEER SO I CAN PLAY COUNTER STRIKE GO !!!!!
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Rugby
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>>76430233
>>76430240
Rude
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is /brit/ a dog or cat general
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>>76430328
Cat
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>>76430356
'ce
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lads

what, in your opinion, is the best beer? (non-memecrobrew)
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HOWLING at people who play video games when they could be reading Jung, Freud, Rank or Adler
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>>76430281
mmmmm
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>>76430328
/brit/ has always been a cat general lad
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>>76430372
Dark fruits
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>>76430356
>>76430393
good lads
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any of you lads planning any homosexual activity this weekend?
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always try to hit cats with my car when they run across the road
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alri
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hate gash
love willies

simple as
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if you fake your death and get a new identity how do you get a job and all that shit?
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might request the mother to cook a breakie
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sb04Gg9uoF4
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Imagine preferring a mans hairy pooey bumhole to a gorgeous pink vagina
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>>76430454
apply for em
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>>76430431
good taste
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>>76430483
what if it's a pink shaven bumhole? literally nothing gay about that lad
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>>76430419
not this weekend no
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>>76430419
literally just turned down some homo activity
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Not homophobic but gay sex sounds vulgar
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>>76430454

move to Panama
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>>76430454
You buy a SSN of an obscure civilian war death from the 40s, atleast in america.
Dont know the SSN equivalent in Yurop
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>>76430509
it's good fun tbph
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>>76430507
YUCK
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>>76430510
why panama?
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>>76430507
he has terrible english

I can see why you said no
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>video games are a bigger waste of money than drugs
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>>76430535
cos of the hats
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>>76430535

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Darwin_disappearance_case
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>>76430542
hes probably a chink
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bet when i was born my mum thought i'd spend my teens and early 20s partying and shagging girls haha
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despise rorkes
love civic nationalism
simple as
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>>76430608
literally saw the tranny without even hovering over
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>>76430375
fake news

http://www.strawpoll.me/13251628/r
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>>76430509
Pretty much my sentiment. Was telling my gay brit mate about having public sex on the rooftop of my condo, he felt the need to tell me about the time he had public gay sex on a construction site. Think I did a little disgusted face at the thought. Really felt bad afterwords as he is a very good lad and I we usually chat about relationships and stuff. But THAT was too much for me to handle. Guess I am more homophobic than I think.
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>>76430628
>9%
yelling
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>>76430634
>having a conversation about public sex and you get offended by his experience with it

thailad does my fucking head in
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>>76430628
>tfw leftypol is Green Party tier
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theory: the algerian is thailad's alter ego
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phobias mean youre scared of something.
why did poofs push this meme of anyone not liking gays means theyre scared of them?
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>that moment when you run out of youtube videos to watch and shitposts to make and boredom sets in but you can't quite convince yourself to get off your computer and read a book or do something constructive
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EJvHwJWOWA

my view on judaism and islam
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>>76430684
prob cos of the gay panic defense?
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>>76430684
scared of aids and other vile infections 2bh
better to stay away from them
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>>76430701
Pick up programming lad.
Will literally consume your whole life and make you quit vidya if you play them.
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I know where you went, but I don't know how you got there
I know where you went, but I don't know how you got there
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>>76430701
>when you run out of youtube videos to watch
no such thing

start getting into millennial woes. peak comfy.
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what are the evolutionary benefits of homosexuality
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lads i do not mind telling you i am going to make some eggs of the scrambled variety
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>>76430715
have tried learning that neo hacker shit but i become a bumbling retard when confronted with walls of programming text
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How do I learn to be an excel wizard quickly? Told a few porkies on my cv for a new job and reckon I need to brush up before they find out
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>>76430737
GREAT question
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>>76430701

sad little 90s baby with a mind wrecked by the internet

literally bin your computer
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>>76430737
you get to have really hot sweaty man sex
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Algerian IS Thailad you idiots xD
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Is there a lads holiday equivalent for benders? Where do they go?
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>>76430745
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Cannot fathom not reading a book a week

I work with people in their 30s, 40s or older who haven't read a book since school, astonishing
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>>76430758
don't think i ever denied that this was the case
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>>76430737
population control i suppose

makes me wonder why there's fewer gay indians, chinks and nigerians though
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>>76430741
>i become a bumbling retard when confronted with walls of programming text
start small, and not with C shit.
D is a nice beginner language desu.
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can't believe there are unemployed runtoids browsing this very thread at this very second, screaming
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>>76430745

read one of those excel for dummies books
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Cannot fathom not bumming a lad a week.

I work with people in their 30s, 40s or older who haven't bummed a lad since school, astonishing
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>>76430778
i read all the harry potter books when i was a kid, never saw any reason to read books after that
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>>76430737
Pacifying beta-males so they don't try to randomly kill alphas out of frustration. Leaves more time for us to spread our genes as we don't have to constantly put them back in their place. My deep respect and appreciation for gays stems from this understanding tbqh.
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>Code Lyoko ended 10 years ago
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>can't believe there are unemployed runtoids browsing this very thread at this very second, screaming
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>>76430822
remember watching this at 7 on toasted tv before school
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>>76430773
shagapoof aha
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>>76430783
perhaps eastern women aren't traitorous whores like western women are
just my personal theory, but i've had terrible experiences with women so i might be a little cynical
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>>76430822

>French anime
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>>76430822
Was it actually popular in frogland?
I need to find a torrent.
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>>76430838
>it's still on with 3705 episodes

what the fuck
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>>76430817
you're childless, I know a gay who has two kids
he is tall and a head full of hair too
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>>76430783

What evolutionary mechanisms do other species have for population control? Anyone know?

primitives exercise pop. control via child sacrifice.

for gayness to be triggered by overpopulation surely it would need to be transmitted epigenetically by scarcity, so for example in the generations after a bad famine you might expect more poofs. did ireland have more poofs in the late 19th century? anybody know, just thinking shite out loud
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I'm here for a horny pissing session
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>>76430838
>toasted tv

fuck off underage
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Why are appeals to evolution even made for any issue? I thought being blessed with the intelligence to rise above our instincts was the primary benefit of the human psyche?
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>its an algerian nonce has delusions of grandeur again episode

wish he'd come back down to earth, could see what a failure he really is
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>>76430812

Gays really do bum a new lad every week
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>>76430808
45 hours of freedom left wagie :)
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>>76430877
started in 05 lad
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>>76430866
>did ireland have more poofs in the late 19th century?
most prominent one that comes to mind is oscar wilde, but there were lots of fags in the late victorian/edwardian era anyway
could be on to something
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>remember i have a myspleen account
>no results for code lyoko

oh well
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Don't see the point of drinking alcohol unless you intend to get sloshed. Would rather have a coke 2bh
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>>76430855
Wouldn't know, don't remember a phenomenon around it like pokemon and other cartoons had
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>>76430866

>primitives exercise pop. control via child sacrifice.

We still have that, it's called abortion
Chinks still just throw their baby girls in the gutter
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>>76430866
>primitives exercise pop. control via child sacrifice.
is this the real reason why the mayans etc sacrificed people to the gods? i don't know why but i've always assumed primitive people never thought that far ahead
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do you guys like marching band? /cum/ didn't like it except for one drunk and sad technician.
also do you like american college football?
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>>76430908
rasheed
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>>76430908
I felt the same, now the alcoholism is turning my hair grey
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I still don't know why Alan the Algerian Autist posts from Thailand on 4chan in a /brit/ general

I really just don't get it
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>>76430883
going against your instincts is suicidal

and you can use human intelligence to make an argument FOR the usefulness of instincts, rather than saying we don't need them. that sounds like utter hubris to me
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>>76430928
can't stand anything involving yanks

hope the russians nuke you
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>>76430938
It's poleaboo's new persona
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>>76430908
bourbon and coke is objectively the tastiest beverage in existence
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>>76430865
>he is tall and a head full of hair too
That's a superficial, brainlet understanding of social hierarchy. We aren't ouran-outangs.
Also I could have literally made 5 children this past week. Evolutionary psychology explains feelings. It's a bag of tricks to make you do some things and there are rewards for aligning with it (you feel happy). But that's pretty much it. There are no additional rewards for following through.
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>books

Destruction of the Library of Alexandria BDOML
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>>76430822
I remember watching that and thinking it was shit desu
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boy it sure is boring around here
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room smells a bit cabbagey
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>>76430953
How is paki bender, sex offender, not seen the ol' 'bena in ages?
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>>76430783
there are fuckloads of them
I'd say there are more gays in the middle east simply due to frustration and fucked up sexual culture there. its also just MUCH less socially acceptable
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>>76430803
eh i'm just intimidated because apparently it's a mathematical exercise and i've always been shithouse at maths
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https://soundcloud.com/imaabs/dasce-danadinha-x-acid sick tune
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where was gondor when the westfold fell
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>>76430938
>Said Pierluigi the random italian who posts on 4chan from Italy on a /brit/ general. That, he totally gets.
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ialways assume yank haters are non-white immigrants
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>>76430914
>abortion
excellent point
the worship of financial gain, selfish convenience and materialism has replaced the worship of gods, and people are willing to sacrifice the sanctity of life for these things now
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THAAAAAIL-

oh its him...
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has there ever been a country more JUST-tier than china in the 19th century?
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>>76431005
dunno, doing something gondor-ish i recon
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>>76431013
Funny because I always assume the same of Yanks.
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>>76431033
UK 2017
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>>76431013
you'd be correct, that's usually the way it goes

that or self-hating/jealous white lefties who hate guns
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>>76430822
Legitimately thought that was Japanese when I was younger. Nowadays its easy to pin it to French because of how gay is sounds.
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>>76431031
it's saturday night so thailad is probably getting wanked off by an underage masseuse right now
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>>76431055
>yank education
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>>76430998
>it's a mathematical exercise and i've always been shithouse at maths
Nah, any serious math(s) is done for you already, you just plug in shit now. Although theres still the logic to how you do it.
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>>76430944
what's got you grumped?
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>be alan
>not understanding a british gentleman can live overseas
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>>76431033

post Brexit Britain
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>>76431059
haha are thailad
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shivers
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>>76430957
>I could have
you didn't, he did
simple as
>That's a superficial, brainlet understanding of social hierarchy. We aren't ouran-outangs.
you wouldn't be lifting so much if looks didn't matter at all
I know you know it
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>>76431065
he doesn't want to learn programming you fuckhead, get it through your thick skull
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fact: anyone against brexit ipso facto is a paki rasheed and you should disregard their opinion
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>>76431069
He literally doesn't understand what reason you would have to move abroad beyond sex tourism.
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>northerners
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>>76430924

I would speculate that sacrifice initially stemmed from a subconscious desire to control population levels, and then gradually developed cultural/religious "scaffolding" around it as those in charge of sacrifice understood the social status it gave them
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what should i get on the steam sale?
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BODYSLAM
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>>76431093
just having a conversation, lad.
No need to get worked up, haha
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have been told by a confidential source that brexit has been cancelled lads
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>>76431095
a good point 2bh you'd get lynched around these parts for having Alan's tastes if I'm quite honest
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>>76431102
>southern fairies

crowing
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>>76431081
this is honestly fantastic
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>>76430938

Italian women are cute
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>>76431094
but brexit doesn't affect pakis since they're not eu
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Ah yes
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aussies BTFO
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Wish I had studied anthropology desu
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>>76431109
currently my cart, still iffy about sleeping dogs, and hollow knight seems a little overrated so i might just pirate it.

what genres do you like?
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president toilet bog fart
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>>76431135
too true

tho once they have kids/hit 35 they all start getting fat and/or turn into a bag of spanners

few exceptions to this
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>>76430654
That's not thailad you newcunt
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>>76431162
delete this x
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>>76431094

Not true. Voted leave so the family can come over from Mumbai. We've got a framed picture of Farage in the house
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>>76431163
I was tempted to study Social Anthropology but it seems to be taught by agenda-driven Marxist teachers
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when did you grow up downloading and hoarding porns in your digital storage?
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>>76431167
lol where's his jaw gone?
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>>76431176

Similar to Russian women, hot as fuck and then become babushkas overnight
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>>76431163
wanted to study ethnomusicology when i was younger
picked something that still interested me and which gave easier chances of landing a stable job though
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>>76431167
there's no way he can win now
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Cute chink girl on Saturday kitchen :3
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poo willy fart
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>>76431127
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>>76431088
>you wouldn't be lifting so much if looks didn't matter at all
>at all
>Nuance, subtly. Now we can talk
Was getting laid much more when I was skinny and poor, using sheer aggressiveness, wit and intelligence. Now that i am muscular and relatively rich, it's just easier. That's it.
All in all, what I'm saying is that the beta-alpha hierarchy is multidimensional in our species (and bare for extreme cases of extremely good/bad looking people, it's mostly personality characteristic that explain 90% of everything, for us average humans). I know you know it.
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>>76431165
i have sleeping dogs but i couldn't get interested enough to finish it. I only really play online FPS's desu but I'm open to any high quality game. I just bought GTA 5 but I already have it on my PS4 so eh.
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>>76431196
find it a bit odd desu

Italians seem to have less phenotypes than say, swedes/germans/anglos (always black hair, brown eyes) so you'd expect less to go wrong, similar to how the nips don't age till 50
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>>76431196
it's very similar to all women actually

can't think of a race where the women age more gracefully for the most part.
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>the bald, manlet algerian thinks he's some ladies man becuase he can get girls in a third world shithole
>claims to have gotten first world white girls, but coincidentally has no proof of his claims

ah yes, spectacular
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can't even wank anymore
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>pngs

can you not
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http://americanmilitarynews.com/2017/06/pennsylvania-is-about-to-make-stolen-valor-a-crime-for-those-who-falsely-pose-as-a-service-member-for-personal-gain/

what the fuck is wrong with yanks

people here understand that soldiers are just doing a job, it's literally just a career choice like being a policeman or an ambo and we don't have a cult of personality worship for every 18 year old in a uniform, the utter state
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>>76430842
hahaha
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still havent decided what to have for din dins, pretty late now
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>>76431245
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YANKS
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>>76431245
>steal valor

What valor? Ah yes I too was in the military and killed 126 Rasheeds with a single drone strike, look how brave I am!
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>>76431190
I took an introductory class to regular anthropology and during one class the professor said we are conditioned to think of marxism as bad without ever actually studying it to learn how good it is
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2 koppabergs for a fiver

Why is a fiver a fiver, a tenner a tenner, but a twenty isn't a twentier?
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>>76431273

This. the US army are murderers
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>>76431278
you dropped it the next day right
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>>76431245
Did you not even fucking read what you posted?
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>>76431200
I'd smash her anal passage
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>Leading Brexit campaigner says 'vacuous' referendum should never have been called
>German-born Gisela Stuart was Labour's most prominent Eurosceptic

Germans, not even once

Trying to ruin my sweet continental life

it's always five to reich with that lot, I tell you
>>76431286
syllable count you pleb

anyway it's a cheeky diver, a sweet benner and a sassy score
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>>76431167
you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
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>>76431236
Posted several instance, here and before moving to thailand even. Easily have gotten 200 girls before moving here.
>first world
>white
Are worlds that make me cringe intensely. Please refrain from using them unironically, and particularly when implying that it makes a woman of a higher quality or harder to get. Could literally walk out to khaosan now and pick a random drunk german or australian. They are here for dick. Really cringing hard right now at your theoretical understanding of life.
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>>76431277

I went to Buenos Aires in April and it was actually extremely white. Whiter than any of our big cities. The people are very attractive.

Santiago on the other hand was full of mestizos and the average male height is 5'5"
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>>76431223
Insurgency is cheap right now, its basically a proper CSGO.

skullgirls if you like fighting games or want to try one.
Endless Legend if you want a better sci-fi civ
Sanctum 2 is great.
Brigador if you want a neo 80's mech game.
Serious Sams are my favorite FPS.
Wolfenstein: TNO is pretty good.
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reckon if i wasnt a virgin id have the confidence to be successful in other areas of my life
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might chop your head off lad
sorry about that bossman
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>>76431295
nah it was one of the last classes and it fulfilled a basic requirement. really wished I didn't take it. would have had a 4.0 but I didn't care about that class so I got a B in it
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going canal street later for an anal treet
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lads what is good to buy in the steam sale?
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>>76431308
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>>76431301
>Gisela Stuart was Labour's most prominent Eurosceptic
pretty sure that was Kate Hoey
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>arseville
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me and the gf and I
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>>76431353
Gisela Stuart was literally the head of Vote Leave and the person responsible for the "£350m per week to the NHS" shit
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>>76431338
pics x
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>>76431308
i can see the outlines of his tighty whiteys
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>>76431245
Nothing wrong with this
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anybody want to go to work in my place?
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>>76431410
Anon it's Saturday, you must have forgot today's a day off
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>>76431219
don't criticise my lack of nuance when you're the one who talked about monkeys when I say that looks are very important
they are
as for the multidimensonality of attractiveness or beta alpha hierarchy, none of what I said questioned it
just said the man has alpha traits and has done alpha things you don't have and have yet to do while being gay
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>>76431288
you read too much fake news
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>>76431400
what would you wear? remember it is the late 80s
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>>76431372
vote leave was shite

leave.eu should have led the campaign
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>>76431245
I respect that they take it seriously
desu the US military is pretty intense business when it comes to certain branches/divisions.
the Marine core is almost like a warrior cult with how they carry on. even more so for SpecOps
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>>76431434
don't know about the late 80s but i probably wouldn't wear see-through white shorts
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>working on saturdays
wagies are hilarious
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>>76431429
it's not for me
start at 3pm
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>>76431474
always think there's a cat hiding behind brendan in this one
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Need an irl business idea so I can become rich
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>>76431318
do you nonce the white girls too? Or is it just the mothers of thai girls who have to contact you to stop you from being a creepy balding old man?
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based rosen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvGwbg3ALl0
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i probably think about having a different life goal and purpose every day, all of which are quite unrealistic

state of me
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>>76431495
LOL
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>>76431508
>Rosen was born into a Jewish family...

Ahhhhhhh, yes.
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>>76431508
(((rosen)))
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why is glastonbury so tory
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*kisses you*
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>>76431431
Don't want to get into a pissing contest with a proverbial gay man I know nothing about. I have been nuanced from the beginning and said that those traits were very superficial, is all. Compared to the infinite range of indicators that the personality represents. Also and once again, actually making kids is pretty beta lol. Have a half idiot cousin in the mountain who had a kid at 17. What matters (and is rewarding in terms of happiness) is how many times you get laid and with what variety of women.
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>>76430507
is his name aaron?
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>>76431546
Costs like 90 quid a day, povvo labour supporters can't afford to go
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had a piss before going to bed at 2 woke up at 5 needing a piss woke up at 8 needing a piss and now i need nother one

think i have a problem
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rented some scaffolding
have to set it up to put the ceiling in in the new house
hard work ahead
be back later
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>>76431546
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>>76431546
pic related
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>>76431508
If it's not a ytp I'm not watching
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>>76431572
sounds like you have a lot of fat covering internal organs
or diabetes
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>>76431492
>>76431556
>Also and once again, actually making kids is pretty beta lol. Have a half idiot cousin in the mountain who had a kid at 17. What matters (and is rewarding in terms of happiness) is how many times you get laid and with what variety of women.
shan't be taking you seriously ever again
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>>76431165
>definitive edition
>deluxe edition
the absolute state of your pineal gland
>>
existential dread again lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWlYOPoXqKY
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>>76431546
Average age is over 40, lel

Plus, all the cool edgy kids go to Leeds/Reading
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>>76431495
Since hitting 30, my youngest are two 19 years old dutch girls. Ah and I had a 17 years old gf in France, when I was 26 (age of consent is 15 there). Their parents wouldn't have been very pleased if they had told them like my current gf did.
Also spare me this fucking "holding someone to stricter standards regarding noncery than the law of the land" shit. It's a boring boring gimmick.
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>>76431620
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>>76431338

went to that dyke club Vanilla recently, it was quite good
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>>76431621
>Average age is over 40, lel

fucking hell really?
>>
>>76431492
didn't mean to lump you with the algerian
business idea: brothels for women
>>
nassim says some relevant stuff sometimes but turns into a complete idiot once the question about sex and girls is brought up
>>
any good books about the housing crisis
>>
got a message from a girl 3 months ago and still haven't responded to it lads

what do you think, should i reply now or will i look too thirsty?
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>>76431546
full of old cunts
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>>76431667
>any good books
nope
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>>76431667
The Tory manifesto xDD
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>>76431492
No joke. Disposable smartphone charges. Like batteries you buy for the remote. How much would you be willing to pay if you are out in town or at the airport and your smartphone dies before an important rendez-vous? I would be willing to pay around 5 Euros no problem, perhaps even more.
>>
>>76431667
what crisis? it's working as intended
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>>76431692
>post
>flag
checks out
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worst PM in history?
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>>76431685
Looks a bit desperate now, wait another 6 months then give it a reply
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>>76431629
You prey on young naive girls nonce, a girl your age would turn you down in a heartbeat, why you're single at 30.

Any respectable man would have found a quality girl and settled down, shame your broke, balding, manlet ass can't.

No doubt you'll say "well I enjoy being single" or some other bullshit, but we both know deep down why you are, so spare me the delusions sweetie mmkay xxx
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>>76431685

best give it another 2 months lad. Don't want to scare her off
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>>76431728
you mean the country with the most books published in the world?
>>
>>76431642
Yup

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-40273193

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/goodlife/11681483/Picture-a-typical-Glastonbury-goer.-Now-tell-us-their-age.html
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Ed Balls.
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>>76431629

>Since hitting 30
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>>76431667
the death and life of great american cities
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>>76431742
>a girl your age
to be fair, if I was 30, I wouldn't be looking for 30 year old women.

17 is a bit young though
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>>76431710
like an external battery or spare battery?
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>>76431763
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>>76431666
Not really. I am non-ironically very knowledgeable on the topic. Thing is most guys try to trip me over and it's a barrage of personal attacks and nitpicking what I say (like you just did by opposing me a theoretical gay Chad and nitpicking what I say). I give examples from my vast experience for illustration or fun (of the ironic bragging variety) purposes, and it gets misinterpreted as bragging or trying to one up each other. It's pretty annoying. That's why I genuinely prefer to talk about sex and relationships with gay people.
>>
>>76431763
but a very few which are actually good
>>
Edward bollocks
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>Since hitting 30
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>>76431770
Add old man Beckham too, desperately trying to stay relevant
>>
>>76431724
this

it's not a crisis it's tory policy
>>
>>76431492
in a few years, once solar panels become more efficient and government grants get more generous, set up a solar farm
its slowly getting there, right now its not viable for a small time "farmer" to make a real profit, but soon it will be even with smaller lots/cheaper panels
>>
>>76431797
i wasn't the other french poster arguing about you
when you talk about girls its always about shit tests, shagging them no matter their age or who they are
wheres the love lad
>>
>>76431790
Like an recharge bank but cheaper and disposable. It would cost less than 50cts to make and again ask yourself how much you'd be willing to pay for it if you really needed it.
>>
>>76431807
>>76431724
and what exactly is this policy trying to do?
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stellar game of rugby lads
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>>76431742
Okay now I am sure that you are only jokingly talking like a 45 years old woman. haha good one lad.
>>
>>76431841
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/tories-refused-to-build-social-housing-because-it-would-create-labour-voters-nick-clegg-says-a7223796.html
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Remember when Alan posted this by mistake
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Horrid Henry the movie it is x
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miss caralad i do
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>>76431797
ah yes
other people's examples are theoretical but not yours
the guy isn't Chad, just said he wasn't a beta like you said all gays were and in some aspects more alpha than you
you either got vexed or misunderstood my post and went defensive
bit unfair of you
>>
watching babe
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>>76431881
ah yes, the independent
ah yes, nick clegg

very famous for telling truths
>>
>>76431894
miss the fucking machine jew 2bh
was good bants
>>
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Woof, woof
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>>76431943
need to put my willy in a woman like this
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>>76431965
just gota be yourself
>>
>>76431965
Are you a Labrador, or perhaps an Alsatian?
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>>76431943
>fake nocks

Does nothing for me
>>
>>76431943
*punches her in the tit, rupturing the silicon implant*
>>
just remembered that lass from cavegirl. used to hump my pillow and imagine it was her back in't'day
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>>76431894
the mexicANO truly is the definition of Jung's Trickster archetype
>>
>>76431839
I always carry a spare battery and never buy a phone I can't access its battery
>>
>>76431779

Read this years ago
want to read The Power Broker: Robert Moses and the Fall of New York but it's 1200 pages ffs
>>
>reading
runt pass time. usually throw a book or two into the runt pen to shut them up when they're being loud
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>>76431909
We are talking about very soft science here and need to talk in very broad strokes. Like I say gays tend to be weak/betas and you're like Oh really well I have this friend, a total Chad and he's gay. How about that smartass? Can you see what's wrong about that. I tried to elevate the debate several times but you kept being vindictive. Well okay I am vexed and your friend is more alpha than me and you are a good person for aligning with him. Is that what you want me to say?
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>>76431894
is this really el mexicano? man makes great posts but seeing how he actually looks kinda breaks the myth
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>>76431998
>I always carry a spare battery
I find that cumbersome.
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>>76432056
yeah, beto is a fat rich leech who shitposts all day

no idea how he got into stalinism
>>
just spent £14k on a kia
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>>76432019
might try Geography of Nowhere

i haven't read it yet though
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>just spent £14k on a kia
t. deano
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>>76432113
wise move
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>>76432113
retard
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>>76432141
nah deano spends £3k to take our a £40k loan on a brand new BMW or audi
>>
turned in a driveway that had a no turning sign
>>
>>76432113

>not leasing

howling
>>
>>76432113
Doing lifts mate? x
>>
cars are a form of population control desu
cant wait to move to a small town so i can be free of the mobile jew and the jewish (((((((((insurance)))))))))
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>>76432185
>paying interest

howling
>>
new thread when, want to get this post out before i forget it
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>>76432185
>leasing a car
>ever
>>
just realised hugo weaving and sam neil are two different people
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>>76432203

what do you think leasing entails? it's not a loan
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>>76432138
Love how expressive the little POC protester character is. You can almost tell what her personality is like just from this very simple sketch, and the grotesque aspects of Trump are captured brilliantly.
Regardless of political inclination, this cartoonist is fucking good. Lalo Alcaraz > Ben Garrison.
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>>76432085
Not really, but I have a Lumia 735, I imagine the battery is smaller than that of a bigger phone and it's the kind of thing you're always glad to have when you need it.
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>>76432199
stop trying to ridicule the jewish criticism

we all know youre the jewish american
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>>76432229
had the same revelation about bill murray and tom hanks a while ago
>>
>>76432213

by leasing you pay a monthly rental roughly equivalent to the depreciation in the value of the car, and can replace it with a new one after 2/3 years
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>>76432261
>>76432261
>>76432261
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NEW

>>76432272
>>76432272
>>76432272
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>>76432249
mate you have a windows phone
>>
76432263
t. sven svenenstein
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>>76432249
And double the charging time too. I honestly only run out of battery once every month or so and that wouldn't be worth the continual investment of time and convenience.
I would gladly pay up to 5-10e in the most urgent situations.
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test
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testt
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