Midnight Woes edition
Right wing cunts BTFO
good edition
5'7
21 stone
ottermode
how about you lads?
>>76230087
>>76230076
>>76230055
>>76230024
>>76229999
old bait lads
really need to sleep x
IT'S
TOO
HOT
praise kek
>5'7
>18 stone
>athletic build
contrary to popular beef Australia isn't fool
>5'8
>12 stone
>normal build
>Milo Yiannopolous is considered an intellectual touchstone in the US
want to lead a motorcycle gang of 5-600 w/ assault rifles into the middle east to kill isis but not sure if we'd get killed immediately or would actually have some impact. what do you think brit? http://www.strawpoll.me/13226602
WHAT THE FUCK is their problem?
>>76230113
jew
Bit too stoned again lads send halp
do you have these in you are a country?
>>76230145
Serves you right for posting anything on /pol/
>>76230145
it was a raid request though. you told them to do their worst
>>76230145
fucking doxxer, get out
>>76230142
http://www.strawpoll.me/13226616
REAL POLL is here
>>76230161
are you getting closed eye hallucinations of running through a maze while a giant puzzle piece laughs at you?
jealous of those twats like nightscape who climb towers, wish I could climb fences that well
>>76230139
>better unis
>leaders in tech
>leaders in science
Brits are so much smarter!!!!
>select all of the apartment buildings
what the fuck recaptcha
Most depraved wank in a while, some of you might enjoy it
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1294186439
>>76230205
what grassa are you smoking
https://twitter.com/nazrullali/status/876521144127500290
>>76230183
1. I wasn't in that thread
2. I DID NOT post that, they got the wrong guy.
>>76230215
what are you the grenfel tower ahahahahah
>>76230212
>b-but we have cambridge and oxford and uhhh.... ummm.. yeah.
>>76230211
Join a climbing gym lad
>>76230145
Janny resides over a harsh but fair regime that rules over the reddit immigrants in /pol/
>>76230212
>>76230249
why are you talking to yourself
>>76230216
not clicking on that, don't want the 'hub to recommend me spastic shit for weeks on end again because of 1 video
soylent green is people
The boys a slag
The best you ever had
The best you ever had
>>76230205
No, dumb Nornie
Randy Ortans gonna walk away with the title tonight lads
>>76230274
anime
Napalm sticks to yanks
>>76230215
>he uses the virgin captcha
Brazilians
>Loud
>Obnoxious
>Mixed race
>Confused identity, pretend this is a strength
Is this similar to America
>>76230280
>he doesn't use Clover
Sad!
shiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6QdW4vxhRc
girl in my corridor said she likes it when boys are sluts
what did she mean by that
Calijah Henderson is the name of one of the rorkes that incessantly posts on here
>>76230145
AI is the future. you want a future where you here the shouts of "PRAISE KEKISTAN SHADILAY" everywhere?
think before you act
act before your enemy thinks
>2 exams still to go
Shaving the minge around my willy lads.
>>76230248
>>76230248
>>76230248
>>76230248
>>76230248
Cracking banter
starving sticks to Paddys
napalm sticks to me bollocks
>>76230287
Want to watch it but the network subscription is expired :////
>>76230274
dunno haha
Well I like sugar an' I like tea but I don't like niggers
no sirree
Unironically think I'm being gangstalked by the MI6
>>76230287
Don't hinder
>>76230248
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7EfnYwpmOE
>>76230326
>There are arrogant ignorant students that know nothing about the real world posting here
Jesus christ.
>>76230319
it was probably a nigger so who cares
>>76230312
>using clover
Bad!
Watched 'Life Swap Adventure' on BBC
They sent some yank alaskan woman to Nottingham and the Nottingham woman to Alaska
so grim, you could see the yank woman was visibly disappointed by everything but she had to make it seem as if it was a life changing experience
provincial towns really are grim
>>76230365
let me tell you about my political views
>>76230216
incredible that you consider this depraved
thinkin about moving to China
>>76230353
dont worry, sunny
it's just the 'tism kicking in after being alone for too long
Sharty pants and poopy streets itt. Is this correct thread.
>>76230387
Why what do you wank to, Mr. I'm so depraved?
>>76230211
looks like an interesting tube channel, thanks for the tip. any more good ones? i really want to spend a year or so exploring. i feel like i'm going to get trapped in a job and live a life working and then die without ever doing it
>>76230248
underrated post
>>76230395
none of them look like that. weight lifting is extremely unpopular in china, so is exercise in general
>the British are such cucks they're largest media outlet is literally known as the BBC
Howling.
>>76230365
t. graduated with a degree in LIFE from the UNIVERSITY OF HARD KNOCKS
*sharts*
>>76230319
hmmm America? ah yes
>>76230409
dying llama is a good one
>>76230419
t. graduated with a degree in KEKOLDING from the UNIVERSITY OF BEING A KEK
>>76230302
>hirodumbki will never implement this captcha
>>76230419
No. Graduate with an MBA in finance and a consulting gig at one of the big 4 lmao
>>76230417
>63% white
Howling
>>76230417
>they're largest media
>american education
no child left behind act really screwed you guys, huh
>>76230396
I'm a valued member of the kekistani community so it makes sense, this makes me a high value target
Want to move here?
>>76230417
>american can't stop thinking about black cock
>>76230112
Open damn windows and nudely jump out.
Anyone read American psycho? Any good?
>>76230409
if you like the young teen, slickly edited vloggy style then Dying Llama and James Kingston will appeal
but you might also experiment with a channel like Brave Dave's, who does a bunch of freighthopping videos that are much more personable (no music overlaid or smooth edits) and basicaly show you literally every step of the process/adventure
>>76230469
fuck off yank, we hate anything american around here
Anyone read American Sharter? Any good?
>>76230448
ok grandad
>>76230448
jew
wtf i hate the jews now
>>76230469
Just watch the movie
I'm the dirty alderman
>>76230469
makes the film look very tame
>>76230476
>young teen, slickly edited vloggy style
>this will never be you
>ywn climb massive cranes with your mates because you're too incompetant
>>76230408
good javs
FUCK yanks
yanks OUT
>>76230469
eh. its okay.
its unironically too edgy - im no Christian but it has some fuckedup way too tryhard shit in there
Love her boys
>>76230507
paddies disgust me
>>76230486
>gif
fuck off
The perfect female
>invent special letters for negro penis
>Spread BLACKED posting and fuck up people's minds
>Haha brit corp is named BBC!!
Y*nks are a scourge
>>76230169
yes
>>76230448
KPMG came to my college and picked only pretty girls. noticed this trend for two years
>>76230486
>Governed by a loving people based ideology
FOP
FOS
FOY
FOK
THIS IS A BRITISH GENERAL
>>76230505
Not into pixelated fannies and tiny gook cock myself, to each their own
>>76230528
t. 0% white
>>76230504
dont give up on your dreams!
i had that exact thought process recently in a britthread and went out and climbe a 5storey scaffolding literally that afternoon
try it! its fun!!
>>76230549
'ew
>>76230469
it basically revaels that
.
.
.
.
those murders were real
hate any youtubers with a subscriber count above 100,000
*shadilays towards you*
>net worth -400,000
WAKE ME UP
FUCK yanker wankers
They need napalm ASAP!!!
>>76230556
getting over the barrier is hard though lad
add to that I have zero co-ordination which means I'll end up with my head smashed on the floor somewhere
>>76230469
>>76230562
>>76230587
HOW COULD GRENSFELL BURN SO QUICKLY IF IT'S MADE OUT OF CONCRETE
>>76230556
Where is this exactly
>>76230621
he looks 40. josh still has his looks though
Bush did grensfell
>>76230067
Love woes
>>76230587
JUST
Shelias are made for yank cock
>>76230653
>Portugal bantering about fires
>>76230624
>Blaming women for your inability to acquire a partner
Ahahahha maybe if you weren't such a repulsive ugly socially awkward boring cunt
wish I could stop thinking about food
just for one day
negotiations start in the morning lads
>>76230706
was farage eventually invited?
>>76230556
>>76230504
ps: for a lowrisk approach to this sort of stuff, the next time youre out and about and see a little alley with a PRIVATE gate in front of it just walk right into it (the alley, not the gate)
they usually lead to the back of shops (for deliveries) and often theyll also lead to a fireescape for the nearby buildings if its a semiold area
you can just nip up the fireescape quicklike and bam, youre on a roof with no climbing and no serious trespassing
these teeny courtyard/alleys are EVERYWHERE round where i live
if you live in London too i can give you directions to a few specific spots ive found so far
>>76230634
>Where is this exactly
alley off Ken High Street, about 20 yards from the tube station iirc
>>76230434
has no one thought to combine the urban exploration gimmick with the basejumping gimmick?
Any of you lads have the source on this slag?
>>76230486
>«There was no persecution of Jews before W.W. I.»
>Venice
>Iberia
>Germany
>Russia
>>76230706
good thing our government didnt weaken their position by holding a pointless election and losing their majority, that would be the worst ahahah
What temperature is your water closet?
>>76230723
yes. but the people who know how to basejump are older and not as techsavvy
search yt for "Londons illegal BASE jumper" for Dan Witchall, my fav example
how can white men compete?
http://i.4cdn.org/tv/1497826882601.webm
Napalm sticks to kids is an anthem
Gonna stick it on the next time I'm on the session with the boys
>>76230735
water doesn't have a temperature because it's a liquid
I wanked to tranny porn once but it's ok because I thought it was natural and the woman was born with a penis so it want gay
never done sex
gonna go put $10 on the leccy card lads
>>76230634
Update just did a quick google map search
its exactly 2 Wrights Lane, you can just see the gate leading to the alley on Street View
>>76230718
yeah meant like huge construction sites but thank you anyway lad
>>76230773
youre autistic as fuck. literally wouldnt let you near one of my frats parties
>>76230732
>be EU
>own david cameron
>nigga u gotta make your country weak cause u faggots are leaving our project for world domination and we cant have u there ruining our plans bruh
>call for an election and weaken your cracker ass country, damn
this was a real conversation
>>76230325
I've no interest in that “Praise K3K” shite: cringey porcaria. again: I am not that poster.
>>76230718
>>76230718
>can give you directions to a few specific spots
giz a list lad
How bad can brexit really be? is there still any way that things can get so bad that we just u turn and pretend none of this mess ever happened?
>tfw I've taken a girls virginity
>every time she gets plowed she's gonna think pack to how I used to munch her carpet till her legs were flailing
Feelsgoodman.jpg, you virgins don't know what it's like.
alri
trump supporter screamed "cuck" in my ear as he was having a heated argument with another student across the lecture hall last year
state of this country
>Feelsgoodman.jpg, you virgins don't know what it's like
>>76230840
I go a lot harder on it than some posh babyfaced yank cunts getting pissed off half a can of American pisswater and guarantee I get more pussy too
>>76230890
>be virgin
>go to uni
>meet another virgin
>shes an 8/10
>we fugg straight for an entire week
>get tired of her
>dont answer any text
this really did happen
might eat some poppadoms
>>76230890
and you don't know what it's like to git lvl99 in strength before you even get to varrock
>>76230947
i've been eating a raucious amount of naan bread recently
>>76230890
what's it like munching a girl's carpet?
>>76230957
Actually I did get to 100wc before the capes came out and the wildy died
>>76229389
>>76229389
>>76229389
>>76229389
answer me or i kill myself srs
>>76230872
Literally won't change anything. won't effect you. Stop worrying. Stop falling for the baiting media and their divide and conquer techniques
>>76230977
Uncomfortable image
why are londoners so rude?
>>76230990
shant be responding in hopes of a positive outcome
tighm tae emos smodappop
>>76230975
>raucious
?
>>76230990
you do not need advice for buying a backpack
>>76230982
Fun to munch, gets your mouth soaking and your chin and cheeks sweaty as fuck. Nice to look up over her mound and see her face electrified with excitement
>>76230990
>a raucious amount
What did he mean by this?
>>76230977
is that the prison guard guy from oitnb
>tfw every time I pull I last about 4 total minutes and can never pound her that hard
>doggystyle ill last 2 minutes
AH yes, sex
>>76231027
those cost a fortune
>>76230989
err 99
>>76230982
Tastes good, smells good, as long as she cleans herself. Also chicks love it when you nibble on their clit. Although the chance of getting bear trapped is high
>>76230990
anything over $30
>>76230990
>>76230982
not op but it isn't great unless the girl has a good diet and keeps her vagina in pristine condition
it's like licking soft wet coins
you're a nonce mate
>>76231023
imagine making this post
cringing for you lad
>>76230835
you work your way up i think
private alleys
fire escapes
scaffolding
abandoned buildings
construction sites
cranes
etc
>>76230869
all the scaffolding ones will be gone by now, but here are some fire escape spots:
>Alley next to 31 Kensington Highstreet, gate on right leading to big fireescape leading to ladder
>8 Allen Street, nearby
>alley on right leading to abandonef back gardens used as a trashdump, good freehand climbing opportunities and better graffiti ones, alley opposite leading to 2 massive fire escapes
>Craig's Ct, Trafalgar Square behind Scotland Yard, look closely at the building site and notice a gap you can squeeze thru. leads to a small homeless village that wont bother you, but dont go at night or youll disturb them
but theyre literally everywhere - just keep an eye out and peek at any alleys you pass, gated off or no
then come back later for an explore
>>76230982
fun
>tfw i've never been able to get a gf because every girl i have sex with experiences pain afterwards, some of them crying, saying i'm too big for them
it isn't fun when most girls want you inside them but hardly any of them want to do it a second time
really wish i was just an inch and a half smaller
Guarantee I can sniff and drink more than anyone here
Had 4 grams of coke in the span of six hours two weeks ago and last week I had 13 pints doon pub
kurva anyátok
>>76230947
>>76230975
CARBO-LOADING!
>>76231083
h-how big lad
>>76231073
cheers
>>76231023
Is this it? Is this the most cringeworthy post on /brit/? I shuddered when I read it
>>76231083
FONT
what's a good shoe
>>76231083
unironically should date a man instead
much more flexible, since the bum is more accomodating that the vag (when warmed up properly)
>open task manager
>bankaccountdrainer.exe 68%
https://twitter.com/TRobinsonNewEra/status/876589880507342849
ITS HAPPENING LADS
>>76231094
2 feet
>>76230737
>r/shart
kek
>>76231023
>>76231051
>>76231077
>tfw will never experience this
>>76231083
FONT
>>76231094
5 inches, didn't think i was that big but it seems to scare girls away
>>76230930
i don't get it
>>76231112
youre the consumer country, you oughta know
>>76231094
6 and a half
*pedals directly towards you*
>>76231118
finsbury park is the greatest shithole in london
there is not a single white person there
>>76231112
i got these cool tiedye Doc Martens i like
but theyre only in women sizes, so you can only get them if youre less than a size 9
>>76231144
rasheed
>he doesn't support the villa
>he doesnt frequent the tavern or the arms
>not going on /away/ trips with the lads
for what purpose
>>76230890
Niggers are not welcome here.
>>76231094
7.8
>>76230792
>>76231112
surplus army boots
mine cost me £5, after the breaking in period they now are ultracomfy and ridiculously durable
>>76231094
Pringles tube
>>76231023
see
>>76231066
quite awful
>>76231148
really fucking gay lad. I can tell why they're women's shoes
>>76231144
*opens my hand for a high five*
>>76231163
playing on vanilla wow servers famalon
the woman does not exist
Why is there such a high prevalence of being American and suffering from autism? Something in the water?
>>76231148
kek do you also wear wavey garms?
A white guy has run over a bunch of pakis in london
>>76231185
whoa... deep
>>76231200
Healthy young child goes to doctor, gets pumped with massive shot of many vaccines, doesn't feel good and changes - AUTISM. Many such cases!
>>76231186
hahahahahahahaha look at you fat cunt in fedora tier boots
>>76231214
I worry about the backlash against peaceful whites
Just got these lads
>>76230872
>The Fifth Column
Helicopter flying overhead in Islington due to a van driving into a bunch of muslims outside a mosque.
Not fucking with you lads.
I'm the sniff King of /brit/ and could easily accommodate many grams more of your drug of choice than you up my shnozzer
the absolute STATE of london
stop killing minorities
>>76230395
got my cock rock hard instantly
I might be gay
>>76231247
i'll accomodate my fist up your shnozzer if you make such a claim again
jews conducting a false flag in finsbury park right now
don't believe their lies
stayed at a girls flat last night and pissed her bed
the absolute state of britain
major happenings every week these days
>>76231278
good lad
>>76231202
no but i do wear gay autism clothes
i know youll think its cringey but i am literally drowning in tail so i figure dont fix it if it aint broke
https://twitter.com/known_as_h/status/876584605276676097
IT WAS A WHITE GUY
HERE WE FUCKING GO
what the fuck has happened to twitter
change it back i do not like it
>>76231273
I'll sniff your noodley appendage right through my sinuses
beyond even caring about the lives of other humans
>>76231023
is this the beta post?
eating cheese and beans on toast
SUBHANALLAH WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU WHITES
>>76231303
#notallwhiteys
>>76231118
>near a mosque
i hope he got plenty of em haha
>>76231118
I trusted you
>>76231294
ah
i forgot to attach picture of said autismclothes
>>76231294
probably because gay autism clothes are now the trend with British youth
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2842134/Teenager-13-banned-classroom-extreme-haircut-inspired-footballer-Sergio-Aguero.html
WTF
>>76231303
is that trudeau?
>>76231303
W-woes?
POLA POLAA POLLAAA POLLAAA!!
>>76231303
since when was islam a race?
Names of women who are whores:
Chelsea
Rosy
Skagwamp
>>76231303
ah yes some racist mong
>>76231200
lead in water
>>76231303
Need all white men to instantly and sincerely condemn this terrorist act.
>>76231314
beautiful british meal
>>76231326
screeching
Surely more internet """""""security""""""" regulations would prevent these sorts of attacks... right?
>>76231303
lol watch all the pakis on twitter act all smug about this
just bought adjustable dumbells. already have a pull-up bar
already skinny. cant wait to turn ottermode by just working out at home after work every day and eating slightly a bit more protein
need a normal wee and a sex wee
>>76231326
Holy fuck mate I thought the doc martens thing was a joke post
Would fuking drop you little posh boy runt
>>76231326
the shoes absolutely brick this fit
just stop attention seeking and wear old skool vans
>>76231326
Absolutely shrieking at this post. The STATE of you ffs.
>>76231357
you first muslims, haha
still waiting for the cunts to admit responsibility for the last few attacks
part and parcel lads
subhanallah
>>76231326
attention seeking runt: the outfit
>>76231326
very nice house how rich are you
>>76231303
weeing at this
>>76231326
Nice headband
>>76231357
We sent the boys in blue round to deal with him. Do you see anyone complaining that the police arrested him? No, so you're guilty of a false equivalence.
Good effort though.
>>76231326
REFUSE to believe this is real
wtf i love islam now
terrorism happens because white supremacists shitpost on anime imageboards
terrorists are dumb
>homeless village
state of London
Still waiting on that condemnation, whiteboys. You wouldn't happen to be a bunch of hypocrites, would you?
>Bright yellow headband
>Jumper with an animu cat on it
>Chinos
>Flowery pink doc martens
Telling you lads, ladies love it
>>76231387
*dronestrikes you*
guarantee the left will react a lot more to this one than the others
>>76231380
but i like the shoes
and also i am supposer to be selfsufficient now ive moved out so i dont really have the money for shoes anymore
>>76231397
parents are extremely rich, was visiting when i took the pic
>>76231392
>>76231384
this kind of stuff works, idk what else to say
i am capable of dressing in a normal, nonattentionseeking way, but its boring and nobody ever compliments me on it
>>76231407
thank you
its from the Japanese Architecture: Life After 1945 exhibition at the Barbican
>>76231443
im gay
thoughts?
>>76231326
would absolutely batter you like a fish if you came within my line of vision.
>>76231326
good LORD
islam is a private faith
>Grenfell survivors told they will be declared "intentionally homeless" if they refuse relocation outside of London
nice """""""""country""""""""""" you got there bongs
>>76231439
an eye for an eye
it was probably a false flag anyway by a white muslim
>rorkes after most terror attacks instantly cry "muslim!"
>rorkes nowhere to be seen now it's a white man
huh, makes you think don't it
>>76231460
>This is the resident gayposting runt
Jesus wept
>>76231461
Looks good
Can I have some?
>>76231460
yes, you certainly are a faggot all right
>>76231473
rasheed
I have some bad news anons
I lost a ton of weight this past year and was finally confident to take my shirt off at a pool party.
Then some girl took this pic of me popping a boner at the pool party and posted it on instagram now all the hot female classmates I was checking out are disgusted at me...
it wasn't really even a boner just the way the shorts sat
>yes, you certainly are a faggot all right
>>76231460
>i drown in tail
>actually gay
right then
>>76231460
you buy a 40 quid pair of vans and you're literally sorted for about two years and dont look like a spastic
White people: Every muslim should condemn this barbaric attack, they're all the same if they don't!
Also white people: What do you expect? You can't blame the guy for hitting back at them! It's their fault!
Don't even bother @ing me
https://twitter.com/Known_As_H/status/876591228179161088
>pontyclun van hire
>>76231473
Fuck me there's another attack? UK is 3rd world tier now
>>76231473
t. Mohammed Islam
>>76231473
whiteness isn't an ideology, islam is
>>76231479
I'm embarrassed
>>76231501
It just keeps coming
First the fruit dressing like an autistic man child and now a yank runtoid caught being sexually aroused in a public space
Good thread
>>76231517
based sheep shaggers
>>76231473
No, they're still here but trying to blame it on muslim's actions somehow. You know, like the extremist muslims blame their attacks on the West's actions.
Strange bedfellows, eh?
>>76231526
white supremacy is
>>76231526
tell that to the overwhelming majority of white drumpf voters
>>76231551
i'm not a white supremacist
>>76231505
tail just means ass
it doesn't specify a gender
>>76231501
>filename
nice try
>>76231501
this is so doxxable delet
>>76231460
i think this runt is a pretty cool guy
>>76231579
Would grab pints with/10
>>76231514
>You can't blame the guy for hitting back at them
this 2bh
we should kick all the muslims out so there are no tempting targets for whitey terrorists
>>76231466
>want a free house?
>yeah i want that one
>errr, that's not mine to offer, but there's one here
>nope. that one
>that house belongs to-
>i will only accept this house right here
>live on the streets then daft cunt
>WH-WHAAAAT? BUT MUH FIRE!
>got shit to do mate, on you go
>wh-what? b-but... racism?
>heh... i'm jewish
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OH I WISH I WAS IN THE LAND OF COTTON
GOOD TIMES THERE ARE NOT FORGOTTEN