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sophie

>>76103157
>>76103157
>>76103157
In here lads

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>>76103299

You know what that needs, right? That needs a massive DONK on it.

>tfw no Blackout Crew fan chav gf

all these melts not using this thread

>>76107672
>people fucked over by the system want change
no shit

>>76103299
crush me with those thighs sophie

>>76103337
>311 posts

fuck off you idiot

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give me a rate lads

night lads, can't be up late for the daily grind tomorrow

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NEED a gibi gf

strange how 5'9 is supposedly around average height yet the majority of males in this uk are on average 4 inches taller than me

fast stream lad here.

in a bit of a dilemma as to whether i should actually do it.

currently doing a research job at a top (i mean ltierally top) uni - that could lead to a phd - albeit in a softer area than i actually studied.

on the other hand the ol' 'stream could lead to lots of money and probably opportunities of going private - as well as potentially the opportunity to do a phd at a lesser university.

my problem is this - i think to get to the top of your game in my trade you need a phd. i feel more and more that it has become a bit of a minimum requirement and unfortunately as far as anything academic goes - name can outweigh even your own performance.

In some sense I'm worried although the normal life that the fast-stream represents will never go. The interesting opportunity which i am presented with now, may never come back.

that said im not 100% convinced i want to do a phd - but also not 100% convinced i want to be a normie wagey consultant or government cuck

>>76107713
angry kid/10

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We shoot the sick, the young, the lame,
We do our best to wound and maim,
Because the kills all count the same,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Flying low across the trees,
Pilots doing what they please,
Dropping frags on refugees,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Gooks in the open, making hay,
But I can hear the gunships say,
"There'll be no Chieu Hoi today,"
Napalm sticks to kids.

See those farmers over there,
Watch me get them with a pair,
Blood and guts just everywhere,
Napalm sticks to kids.

I've only seen it happen twice,
But both times it was mighty nice,
Shooting peasants planting rice,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Napalm, son, is lots of fun,
Dropped in a bomb or shot from a gun,
It gets the gooks when on the run,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Drop some napalm on a farm,
It won't do them any harm,
Just burn off their legs and arms,
Napalm sticks to kids.

CIA with guns for hire,
Montagnards around a fire,
Napalm makes the fire go higher,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Children sucking on a mother's tit,
Wounded gooks down in a pit,
DOW Chemical doesn't give a shit,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Bombadiers don't care a bit,
Just as long as the pieces fit,
When you stuff the bodies in a pit,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Eighteen kids in a No Fire Zone,
Books under arms and going home,
Last in line goes home alone,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Chuck in a sampan, sitting in the stern,
They don't think their boats will burn,
Those damn gooks will never learn,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Cobras flying in the sun,
Killing gooks is mucho of fun,
Get one pregnant and it's two for one,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Shoot civilians where they sit,
Take some pictures as you split,
All your life you'll remember it,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Gather kids as you fly over town,
By throwing candy on the ground,
Then grease 'em when they gather 'round,
Napalm sticks to kids.

They're in good shape for the shape they're in,
But god I wonder how they can win
With napalm running down their skin,
Napalm sticks to kids.

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>A king may move a man, a father may claim a son. But remember that, even when those who move you be kings or men of power, your soul is in your keeping alone. When you stand before God you cannot say “but I was told by others to do thus” or that “virtue was not convenient at the time.” This will not suffice. Remember that.

>>76107761
FONT

>>76107703
>failures want free stuff

you mean

(ಠ_ಠ)

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leftypol absolutely fumes whenever you post the le badly drawn leftist meme

>>76107761
if you want to do academia you need a PhD or DPhil

fact

>>76107703
>abject failures blame the system rather than themselves

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>>76103299

>>76107672
>100% of rorkes are neets

makes you think

>>76107795
I'm abnormie as fuck lad.

I have no friends. I'm miserable at my life (i wish i was just born to rich parents so i didnt have to go to work or try)

>>76107759
funny you should say that, I'm 6 foot nothing and am fully aware that I'm a good 3" higher than average

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anime

>>76107796
wow now THIS is a spicy and original comment

>>76107824
>>76107796
>not lookin at why they did
good prole

>>76107803
I thought the point of the meme was that it usually includes some sort of obvious logical fallacy?

Gf makes fun of me for believing in white genocide lads

Trying to redpill her

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Dr. Palvin, I'm C.O.A.L

stop moaning about being 5'9, it could always be worse

>>76107819
Don't want academia.

Might want to work in some of the big institutions like the UN or whatnot - which also typically require PhD/DPhil. Similarly simply having a DPhil from a good university will litearlly get you any job anywhere on earth (within reason)

>>76107772
stop you fucking runt

>>76107759
bit autistic that you notice the height of every lad you see and then when you get home you count it all up and come to find an average

>>76107837
>I'm abnormie as fuck lad

>oh woe is me, should I stay in a top (i mean literally top) uni and do a PhD or should I take the fast stream job, 45k starting

Yeah, super abnormie

FOLNT (the L is for lying)

>>76107885
>UN

Three languages minimum.

undecided about what to wank over tonight

>>76107868
reread it again

big cheese in a bedsit

>>76107772
Based America spreading muh freedums

WHEN IS FATHERS DAY LADS!?

>>76107915
dont do it

Well lads.

Would you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8kWkW0I91A&t=366s

>>76107940
It was last Sunday

>>76107852
>>76107856

>being a human trash apologist

hmm would it be a stretch to assume you are both unemployed and live with your parents? no I don't think so

Listen lads, I know you want to blame others for your own mistakes and failures but really they're your own fucking fault

They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
And add some extra, just for you.

But they were fucked up in their turn
By fools in old-style hats and coats,
Who half the time were soppy-stern
And half at one another’s throats.

Man hands on misery to man.
It deepens like a coastal shelf.
Get out as early as you can,
And don’t have any kids yourself.

>british poetry

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>>76107915
me?x

>>76107904
>no friends
>miserable

these outweight my career success.
>>76107909
i have 2, would be a pleasure to get a third.

>>76107962
never seen an ugly half asian girl

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alri

>>76107761
Fast stream is really long desu and not as well paid as other grad schemes (obviously). I'd only do it if you're interested in government work long term or if you have no other options. What department?

>>76107967
There are more unemployed than jobs made you mong

>>76107978
Both your career option require great inter-personal skills. You're friendless by choice.

You know nothing of misery, stop acting like you know what it's like you normie fuck

>/pol/ sticky is a list of logical fallacies
>make ms paint comics that are literally strawmen
ahhh yesss

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>>76107999
>DP

Howling

>>76107915
cute boys

>>76107962
female hapas are fucking great, shame the guys always end up salty as fuck for some reason

https://soundcloud.com/methlab-recordings/bnkr002-war-invisible-djrum-remix-clip-invisible-ep-methlab-recordings

future garage

Might do a drive around GTAV on my XBox 360 for a few hours, while listening to a podcast.

Joey Diaz (Church of What's Happening Now)
The Joe Rogan Experience
Sleepycast
The Dick Show
Bill Burr's Monday Morning Podcast
Nick Di Paolo
Hollywood Handbook

Lots of new episodes to choose from.

It's like 'illsbrah, la

>>76108000
dont wanna say. but not necessarily the most prestigious one.

i got the impression from the phone call i had with them that it was only 2 years before i got the promotion to 50k odd. I was also thinking I could get a second masters under the faststream and do a PhD more in my original field after 2-3 years (but this would almost certainly be at a less uni).

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that's a very black tower

>>76108000
It puts you on the doorstep of the senior civil service. Which as well as ready access to the people who run the country for networking, gives you early and extensive experience of running a government department.

Which is a great transferable skill to the private sector.

>>76108079
>You arrive in London, c.2017AD

>>76108079
this is going straight on /r/evilbuildings !!!!

>>76108079
racist

>>76108081
*the absurd contradictions of oligarchy

>>76108106
reddit cunt

>>76108028
>Both your career option require great inter-personal skill
i got my current job through writing a good letter and reading up on excel before the interview

i got into the fast stream by analysing documents very quickly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5o8MElLXxYo

matthew luddite

>>76108122
>It's not my real utopian capitalism thats never happend
yeah ok lad

As you were lads

>>76108125
ummm no swear words are allowed in /brit/ sweaty x

What the civil service (GES) like long term?

>>76108081
the bankers

>>76108126
>I'm just so naturally talented and smart, please feel sympathy for me

FONT

>>76108009
So? Your own fault for being less marketable than other people

>>76108081
I don't even need to point out the absurdities of communism

banger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUcTsFe1PVs

>>76108079

mayor's failing at Sim City 4

>>76108170
Um no sweetie x
>>76108199
not an argument
>>76108190
Retard

>>76108159
america is a shitty place for more reasons than capitalism, not that i'm particularly fond of capitalism myself

>>76107915
3D futa

>>76108088
yeah this is the other thing.

I could probably smash the private sector by being in the ol' 'stream

Whereas I could smash up international organisations and (ironically) governments, by pursuing the a PhD from a top uni.

>>76108171
Not even him but stop being so angry and bitter not his or my fault you're a failure

Just shut up and let him ask the question

>>76108065
use the GTA Skyhook mod so you can set the weather to be 'rainy nighttime thunderstorm' 24/7, you can turn off your player characters voices/comments and put on your custom radio while driving around all comfylike

>>76108252
Ask on TSR with the rest of the normies

>>76108079
What a fucking ugly skyline. London really is an overrated shithole of a city.

>>76108200
love it when this tyoon comes on in the agora

slayin slave pussy everyday

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Me and the bf

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>So? Your own fault for being less marketable than other people

>>76108171
>tfw not even that smart
>tfw just incredibly good at jumping through hoops


im sad though lad, i have friends, no gf or prospects for a wife who can bear me spawn which would make all this success meaningful with.

contemplating the 3rd wank of the day

sister is in the next room though

>>76108253
Can I install that on my XBox 360 version? Don't have it for PC.

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>>76108158

>>76108258
brit is a normie general

>>>/britfeel/

>>76108147

what a qt damn
https://youtu.be/H4GaJHZQSPg?t=32s

>>76108278
then fuck your sister you mong

Lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxWvtMOGAhw

pmsl

>>76108258
The TSR are all babbies.

I love how the BBC are desperate to peddle a multicultural message with their reports on this tower disaster.

>hurr durr look at the muslims doing stuff

doooooown
down in my bones

somwhere i'd never ever know
right at the back of my head

hit
hit my like a beam of lightttt

>>76108258
Shut up nerd

>>76108190
this tbqh

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bedtime lads night x

>>76108324
YASS QUEEN

>>76108278
how old are you? cannot fathom people wanking 3 times a day who are over say 20

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>>76108324
>all female bodyguards

Gee, what other African leader had one of those?

>>76108330
>rorke getting irrationally angry as he remembers muslims exist

>>76108324
yaaasssssssss kang slayyyyy

hate money, love gift economies simple as

>>76108346
*tucks you in*
*leaves my hand on your willy for an uncomfortable amount of time, maintaining eye contact*

see you in the morning big boy

>>76108365
love this comic

>>76108270
you know what? life is short
have a good one

>>76108330
>some of the muslim boys were knocking on neighbour's doors to warn them of the fire
>see that, racists? they're NOT all complete animals

>>76108346
night wagie x

>>76108365
lmfaaaaooooo

>>76108357
24 just lost my job because the company went bust, got a lot of spare time on my hands and struggling to find new work

bad spell 2bh mate bit sad don't slate me

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>>76108388
thanks x
>>76108346
night x

>>76102913
Great tune to gurn to

>>76108367
>paki reeeeeeeeeeeing about rorkes

>>76108330
>brown person is helping
>rorke adds his own rorke narrative
>gets angry about it
ah yes, rorke

>the scotch are the only people EVER IN HISTORY to vote against their own independence

>>76108418
>just lost my job because the company went bust

Didn't think this happened anymore.

>>76108439
we voted for self interest

>>76108316
>I'm 17
nonce

>>76108324
>waaaaah why is the superhero black

>>76108439
The Porto Ricans literally just voted to surrender their sovereignty to the US

Can we um return the convo back to what i should do about the stream and this potential PhD.

ta x

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>>76108316
>this comment
lmao
Sikhs are bro tier

>>76108431
>paki reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeing about rorkes

>>76108479
>>>/tsr/

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>>76108365

"I had to hide my erection as I left the police station" said Horatio Farnsworth.

A tear dropped down my face, a drip of cum dropped down my leg. I had failed to report the sexual abuse of 1400 white English girls. I had just opted for my daughters cunny to be frequently enriched by spicy halal sausage. Yet I entered the police station fully intending to report these crimes. Why you ask?

I entered the police station, about to report the crimes. Then from nowhere I conjured the image of a youthful English maiden, white of skin and blonde of hair, being spitroasted over the counter of Patel's Newsagents. At first the image disgusted me. I was angry that such liscentious behaviour could proceed unchecked . Angry that some people would even consider overlooking these heinous crimes in a white European country.

I asked myself why people would turn a blind eye to the rape of 1400 white girls by filthy subhuman savages? I put myself in their shoes. That's when it happened. I noticed myself getting an erection for no reason. The more I became enraptured by visions of sublime interracial cuckoldry, the larger my erection grew. I shut my eyes, the smell of chicken tikka massala pervaded my nostrils. I imagined young white English girls chain sucking paki cock in the back seat of a Nissan Micra while an Islamic Nasheed blasted from the car stereo. I imagined Mohamed Sharif purchasing my daughters virginity for a 2 litre bottle of Strongbow.

I opened my eyes, turned 180 degrees and left the police station. Tears dripping from my face, cum down my leg.

Later that night when my daughter was dropped home by a takeaway delivery van, I immediately came, then started crying. The day after I bought my daughter a hijab which she wears to this day.

My name is Horatio Farnsworth. I am English; I am a cuckold.

>>76108462
hello nigger

>>76108439
Every other country in the EU did too

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>REEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY CAN'T I MURDER THE UNBORN THIS ISN'T FUCKING FAIR!

>>76108495
don't think the TSR would actually be helpful - not many PhDs on there for balance.

I'm thinking reddit might be a good place to ask but i dont know the first thing about it. does one need an account?

>>76108462
>The futuristic hidden African city state of Wakanda

Mate....

>>76108447
it's only a small local company, had massive debt and got a call one day saying we'd all lost our jobs

boss was the nicest guy ever and just fell on hard times, we all went for a drink together and said our goodbyes

>>76108457
you just finding this now?
it was hot shit months ago, maybe years

>>76108457
what is this

>>76108522
why are abortions free
fucking state of the "kingdom"

>>76108473
it isnt independent nice try angus

>>76108531
If it was in europe or somewhere you wouldn't care
>>76108511
>67%

>>76108557
You're the Worst

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>>76108557
life of the modern male

>>76108522
You think that's bad

Two weeks ago the Supreme Court ruled doctors could kill a 10 month old against his parents wishes and now the fucking unelected judges in Brussels are telling us they can't while they "consider their position"

It's fucking bullshit, our law is a joke

>>76108457
Jesus christ

Yank TV ayy

>>76108479
Stream

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>>76108572
why do you like niggers so much lad

>>76108563
liberalism has brainwashed people into thinking things like free abortions are a basic human right

>>76108081
>workers produce more than ever
>but wages are stagnant
This is literally because of women and corporations/government pushing feminism to take advantage of their selfish naivety

What happens when you suddenly double the workforce, but have the same sized domestic market? Value of labor drops hard. Note the date there. Wages are sticky, they go up easy but do not go down easily - they stagnate.

Also the fact that so many more black and latinos are in jail than whites is proof that they're garbage people, not that the justice system is racist. I noticed that it conveniently left out asians, wonder why.

ONE TAP WATER PLEASE ;^)

hehe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yB0PuZZ2xq4

always generally supported abortion because it's not like a fucking feotus is a person but is it really that big a deal if it's banned?

just don't get fucking pregnant it's not that hard lmao

>>76108591
brexit will fix this

>>76108609
Raising a kid in the care system is expensive.

An abortion on the NHS is relatively cheap

>men discussing abortion
UUUUUUGGGGHHRRR

>>76108522
Morality is an incredible thing.

People are shocked that not 100% people have the exact same views on morality than they do no matter where they are in the world.

Saudis say fucking little girls is okay but have sex with other men isn't.
We say it's the other way around.
There is no objective right and wrong yet the other side is disgusted by one another.

Abortion is another issue that we decided is fine just a few decades ago but people are still shocked that not everyone loves it.
Even Tim Farron was treated like the fucking Westboro Baptist Church for only being 99.9999% in support of the LGBT bullshit, despite homosexuality being illegal just 50 years ago.

It's bizarre.

>Lo there do I see my father; Lo there do I see my mother and my sisters and my brothers; Lo there do I see the line of my people, back to the beginning. Lo, they do call me, they bid me take my place among them, in the halls of Valhalla, where the brave may live forever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sc3N3UKaYA

>>76108635
generic swede post

>>76108591
>unelected judges in Brussels

judges dont get elected anywhere though?

>>76108602
Don't think it's bad to have superheros that other races can identify with simple as

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>>76108635

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QUESTION TIME STARTS IN ONE (ONE) BING

>>76108634
*imports immigrants to make up for smaller and smaller generations*

there you go sweetie x

I mean you'd srop a woman shooting someone on the street so why not abortion

Essentially the same thing

>>76108635
>men
mongoloid teenage boys m8, remember where you are

>>76108622
I don't want to sound like a hat-man, but we need another conventional great war.

>>76108628
>just don't get fucking pregnant it's not that hard lmao

It is if you have regular unprotected sex

>inb4 use birth control

My body, my choice

got to that stage where i've drank so much i'm going to be sick and can do nothing about it

anyone want to shove their willy in my mouth to speed the process up

>>76108591
I don't think Supreme Court judges are elected either but I don't like the idea of foreign officials dictating our laws.

If Brussels told remainers to jump off a cliff, would they do it?

>>76108659
>The futuristic hidden African city state of Wakanda
simple as

>>76108595
the stream seems like instant gratification - money and experience quick

the PhD from oxbridge/top london unis seems like a protracted gratification - not much money, samey experience but then an explosion of money and experience one you're established enough.

The latter takes you higher than the former in some respects. but the former is faster and you can also get very far within.

really hard to decide ;_;

can't comprehend the thought processes of these ''''''''people'''''''' who think a fetus has the same value as an adult human lmao

>>76108610
No if their is more labour to hire which increases productivity they would be making more profit and would be able to afford increasing wages

>>76108688
pullout game weak af

dey be sukin dey dick

>>76108723
>fetus
fuck off yank

>>76108688
>It is if you have regular unprotected sex
and that's a stupid thing to do

>My body, my choice
extraordinarily irresponsible, reckless and selfish attitude

>>76108714
Bet you wouldn't care if it was in china

>>76108675
What the actual fuck

It actually doesn't start for another 15 minutes :-/

>>76108723
What if that baby grew up to be the one who would finally make ommunism work and usher in utopia?

And you kill it before it;s even born so you can go back to shagging Steve from work

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Take me to the manlet rave

rip depzman

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these italians lived on the top floor

x RIP x

>>76108724
You know nothing about economics, productivity, cost of capital or value of labor, certainly evidenced by your meme infographic that's been debunked a million times over.

I bet you also believe in the broken window theory.

>>76108799
why not just go to the roof? helicopter could have rescued them

>>76108723
fetus in latin means offspring, murderers will dismiss this

>>76108799
she's fit

>>76108773
>make ommunism work and usher in utopia

That's what they said about Stalin and Mao

there should be an abortion shop on every street corner

>All these emotionally stunted bitter virginoids laughing at those who burnt to death in the London fire

Not funny tbH, burning is a horrible death. Watch your fat burn and bubble off your body in excruciating pain.

>>76108717
You can always go to the stream later

get your education done once and for all, you're not going back to uni with you're 30. Finish your qualifications

>>76108799
they lived on the one below it, but that's another storey

>>76108752
If everyone thought like you, then gay guys couldn't get a ridiculously drug on the NHS that acts like a vaccine for HIV as long as you take it every day lie the pill, allowing them to have unprotected sex with all strangers they want without having to check if they have HIV first and use a condom if they do

>>76108820
>You know nothing about economics, productivity, cost of capital or value of labor
lol fuck off you don't you said it was because of feminism
> certainly evidenced by your meme infographic that's been debunked a million times over.
but it hasn't
shoo shoo leaf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAvdoeKyvrc

Listen from 33:30. Best argument against abortion I've ever heard. He leaves a room full of angry feminists stunned into silence.

>>76108870
I would have been doing some urban mountaineering if I had been in the tower, fuck burning

>>76108878
audibly laughed out loud

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>>76108870
Bet you could scrape the condensed body fat off the walls in there like tallow to make candles.

>>76108799
first victims i care about. Requiesce in pace

>>76108765
no not really. what's your point? africa is a shithole

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>>76108878

>>76108853
Unironically Stalin did a tremendous amount of good

>>76108878
:)

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>>76108799
chad and stacey btfo

>>76108870
lol they would be unconscious due to smoke inhalation well before they could see themselves burning to death

>>76108870
no one burns to death in fires idiot. the fumes kill you long before.

anyone remember the cukio meme

Which one of you nerds got caught by the coppers?

https://twitter.com/LambethMPS/status/875205375405969409

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8sumbXRYf0

>>76108870

they died from smoke inhalation and then the fire cremated them

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>>76108935
w
o
t

>>76108888
somehow i feel like you have literally never talked to a gay person in your life

>>76108931
and china used to be a shithole until recently

>>76108967
>when your knife is so XTREEEEEEME that the coppers need to wear gloves to handle it

love sucking willies
simple as

>>76108946
Chads and Stacies are usually the nicest people you can meet desu

>>76108975
90% still is a shit-hole

>>76108871
good answer.

I told my boss (the professor) i would probably be leaving, going to have a long convesration about him about the timeline where i don't leave and i end up doing a phd.

after that conversation i'll do a bit more milling oni t and then potentially drop this job or the fast stream.

>>76108917
same

literally all the others I've seen have been sandniggers

>>76109002
same

can we suck each others?

>>76108994
>when you are so stupid you dont know how evidence works

tibetan monks who survived attempted self immolations say burning actually feels cold

>>76108949
>>76108959
>>76108971
Wrong, ive burnt to death before and it bloody hurt

>>76108967
be nice if they tackled muslim sex gangs instead of binning knifes

>>76108967
>this is a noif

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkSPh5Qq1yQ

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XqejqUK83A

>>76109029
yes, we can 69

you get to be on top and force your hard cock down my throat, ideally cumming a huge load into me

>>76109040
how do you survive being covered with petrol + set on fire

>>76109009
>chads
usually yes
>staceys
usually no

>>76108972
He drastically increased the quality of life for his citizens through rapid industrialisation and if they didn't have that industry capicaty they wouldn't be able to btfo Germcucks

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Bones

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>>76108967
>telling everybody what it's called so they can buy their own

coppers aren't the brightest bunch aahahah

>>76108975
not as much as a shithole as africa
anyway the movie is part of the "le if the whyte man didn't colonize us (which greatly improved our standard of living and infrastructure) we'd be in space now n shiet nigga"
fuck off

>>76108901
>"Well, um, abortion has always taken place, whether legal or illegal-"
>"So has murder."

holy shit no fucking brakes on morality man

>>76109071
wishing you hadn't survived

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NEED to quit my job but don't know what to do
if I had a direction in life or a target to work towards it would be easier but I have no idea what I want from life

I know I want to move out of my parents house and away from this city but I can't see a path apart from earning a shit wage somewhere and spending all of my money on rent and bills

22, been working various short lasting jobs since 18 although been at my current place a year, at a crossroads in life but dunno where to go

>>76109066
sounds great

are you in skipton? x

>>76109031
Kek

anyone remember the cuckio meme?

>>76109080
well beyond her peak

>>76108974
It's called Prep or something. The NHS funds it for gay guys ho won't stop having unprotected sex with potential HIV-havers to top them also catching it.

Way more expensive than condoms, even more expensive than not shagging people with a fatal transmittable illness.

But the NHS must accommodate promiscuous gay men above all else/

>>76109013
post boypussy x

>>76109127
low test

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>First victim named is a Syrian refugee

Imagine it lads.
You flee ISIS, thinking you're safe, and you get killed in a freak fire accident.

Mental thing is mudslimes believe in the "Everything happens for a reason because Allah wants it to" shite.
They'll try to justify this in their minds as a good thing.

what does happiness feel like?

>>76109083
They're your coppers

>He said: "Our thoughts are with his family and friends at this sad time."

>>76109149
anyone who knows isn't ITT

might cop one of these
Thoughts?

https://www.amazon.com/Snake-Eye-Tactical-Camping-Survival/dp/B01N1V34TA/ref=sr_1_16/131-1191304-7810159?ie=UTF8&qid=1497563700&sr=8-16&keywords=zombie+knives

>>76109149
like a memory of something you've never experienced

>>76108889
>lol fuck off you don't you said it was because of feminism
And that's true. Extreme surplus of any supply diminishes it's value. When the labor supply goes up, value goes down. Markets are based on scarcity. Again, note the date. Find me something else that bore fruit in the late 1960's with as much of an effect on labor as the huge influx of women. I'll give you a hint - it started in the second world war when millions of men were absent from production, and someone else had to take their place. Government realizes they can now have two taxable incomes, banks realize they can have two people to chase for loans, and big business realizes a high labor supply means their competitive advantage skyrockets as the competition for workers turns into competition for jobs.
>but it hasn't
>shoo shoo leaf

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did a nasty poo lads

>>76109149
kebab after 15 pints

>>76109187
hello nigger

reckon future generations will look back on our careless attitudes towards abortion with utter horror once the facts about them become mainstream

>>76109187
>free shipping
Hell ya

>hello nigger
HAHAHAHAH :DDDDD LOOK I POSTED IT AGAIN MOM XDDDD

>>76109048
When I read the title I thought it was the dumb shooting stars meme until the clip started as I realised it was this show.

>>76109221
>once the facts about them become mainstream

how do you mean?

>>76109142
>>Mental thing is mudslimes believe in the "Everything happens for a reason because Allah wants it to" shite.
>They'll try to justify this in their minds as a good thing
Don't think that's true lad

See that facebook live video? Muzzie is panicking and reciting shite from the quran or something, definitely wasn't calm and justifying the fire ej

>>76109242
hello nigger

>>76109040

unable to comprehend that feeling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9WgTZbDK1U

>>76109221
don't blame me I voted DUP

>>76109221
insh'allah

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>>hello nigger
>HAHAHAHAH :DDDDD LOOK I POSTED IT AGAIN MOM XDDDD

reckon future generations will look back on our careless attitudes towards third world migration and refugees with utter horror once the facts about them become mainstream

>>76109242
Don't give autismo attention

>>76107803
tl;dr

>>76109251
>the dumb shooting stars meme
What's that, mate?

Thinking of becoming a pure hedonist lads

THEY BEG FOR SOUND

reckon future generations will look back on our careless attitudes towards capitalism with utter horror once the facts about it become mainstream

>>76108967
https://www.amazon.com/Renegade-Zombie-Killer-Machete-SDN/dp/B00AZNZKZC/ref=sr_1_17/131-1191304-7810159?ie=UTF8&qid=1497563700&sr=8-17&keywords=zombie+knives

>>76109149
salty coins

just poured my heart out and no one replied
fucking hate you lot

reckon future generations will look back on our careless attitudes towards memes with utter horror once the facts about it become mainstream

>>76109142
i would suck his cock and let him fuck me x

*pours your heart back in*

VERY keen to get proper pissed this weekend

no messing about hehe

>>76109254
Muslims believe everything that has happened or will happen will happen because Allah directed it to a T.

I've watched muslim lecturers to get a glimpse into what they believed and this Indian girl came up to the mic asking about why kids have cancer and why there are earthquakes and the like - and the guy said literally "Allah's plan".

It's crazy.

reckon future generations will look back on our careless attitudes towards muslims with utter horror once the facts about them become mainstream

Read earlier that the true number of dead is actually 150+, not the 17 the media is saying

Bloody mental

Dunno why but I find jfs typing in bad english quite qt desu

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>>76109310
Gonna cop the whole set

>>76109100
search within yourself
meet other people and see what they do and find out how they got there

>>76109387

source is lily allen lol

>>76109337
he is deceased

>>76109394
Hello jf

>>76109394
u wan sum fuk bb?

>>76109369
>and the guy said literally "Allah's plan".

Kek Christians do that too

I doubt when they're at the top of a burning building they're gonna believe it tho

>>76109414
um sweetie I was born here x

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>cash machine denied me money today
another worked, but it got me paranoid

anyone in chelmsford want to have sex tonight? x

i have quite a nice willy

>>76109387
16 bedrooms/floor * 24 floors = 384 minimum occupants. And that's not including the sublets and somali families with 15 kids.

Only around 100 were taken to hospital.

It's a tower of corpses

>>76109409
Actually not, apparently everybody around the area of the tower is saying that, and I seen people saying it well before Lily Allen was on C4

>>76109427
If your a qt femboy yeah x

put the ball into the net and we'll go fucking mental

>>76109446
200 people burned to death, why is she so happy?

Yes that's her happy face, you can tell because it's not attached to a tweet talking about killing herself

>>76109446
jewish godess

>>76109441

And how many just walked out and didn't need treatment

Should I start carrying around my claymore (two handed great-sword) for personal protection? I'm a master of the blade.

>>76109441
>It's a tower of corpses
Kek the fire brigade are gonna all have fucking PTSD

>>76109428
>Kek Christians do that too
yeah but are our christians really comparable to muslims though.

Most of our christians are "christian".
I prefer it that way.

Muslims try to justify EVERYTHING in the qur'an because it was written by Allah.

The Bible was written by a bunch of different people in various languages across a few centuries - thus it's easier to ignore the crazy parts of it and not believe you're going to burn in eternal hellfire.

Muslims don't have that prerogative though.

>>76109521
>>76109521
>>76109521
>>76109521

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thick
leaf
rorke

>>76109493
You walk out of a burning building you still get sent to hospital even if you don't need it. No way the local ambulance service is letting itself get sued for wrongful death if you have a stroke that night or something.

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>>76109479
*dooping mental
No swears on brit thanks x

>>76109296
Basically someone takes a clip, usually of someone falling over or similar, and superimposes them floating about in space set to the hook of the song Shooting Stars by Bag Raiders. You might have seen in but not known the name.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSENH3FE2As

Not a great set of memes, but the most viewed one I could find is probably the best example.