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/balt/.

>>76068074
I am seriously thinking about going to Albania this summer. Roads are shit, but hey.

fuck turkgaria mate

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>>76068141
Heard good feedback so far.
Also post Ottoman flags

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>>76068120
Not this time, Edvinas.

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Bulgarians, dont let Gayorgayans take your history just like that, just because muh orthodox brotherhood.

>>76068141
Majority of the roads are pretty good actually

Armenians are subhumans.
Prove me wrong.
>protip: you cant

>>76068335
>zergling delusions

>>76068352
Armenians are jews-lite, how are they subhuman?

>>76068382
Why are you so butthurt he isnt comming there. You are kind of landlocked? What is he gonna do there? See bombed buildings?

>>76065507
http://webm.land/media/0pr9.webm

I guess Albanian seaside is probably the last unexplored in Europe, if you are into kinda adventure you probably will have a good time, relatively untouched beaches, silence...

But I am into classy hotels for ex, I imagine the service in Albania undeveloped as they just discover tourism as an industry

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>>76068382
At least they have a coast, you know.

>>76068401
maybe here thats their reputation, irl Armenia is a shithole of a country lower than moldovia and its inhabitants are dark and hairy subhumans

>>76068433
idc where he goes

>>76068141
Don't pass through here tatar

You are NOT welcome

>>76068513
Fyrom is my personal clay, srb.

Personally if I had more money Id invest in Albania, im sure they will experience some kind of a boom in the next years.

>>76065507
http://webm.land/media/Lg4V.webm

Serbs in terms of clay really took the asshole card, no mountains, no sea, not even fucking lakes...what a bad luck.

Is there inner serb vacational tourism, like places serbs go within serbia to make vacation?

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redpill me on Plovdiv, thinking about visiting there this fall

>>76068676
old town is nice and chill, whole city is ok

>>76068676
old town is one afternoon's worth of walking around, nice vibes in the pubs at night

>>76068676
If you are a nigger be careful.
Niggers are not welcome and you might end up fucked up in an ally corner.

>>76068542
>tatar deluisions

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>>76068665
>tatar delusions
say that again, tatar

>>76068808
Will I blend in if I'm a white manlet?
inb4 >CHI

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>>76068665

>>76068901
Is that the Danube? Is the water clean?

>>76068825
>>76068901
lel serbs saying FYROM isn't Bulgarian land
I bet you will say Kosovo is Serbian land

>>76069007
>monkey delusions

>>76068970
it's a canyon
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uvac

Fuck me, im getting temperature during summer

>>76069088
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uvac
There are billboards in Sofia promoting tourism in Serbia. "Visit Serbia, because it is beautiful."

>>76068641
http://webm.land/media/hgXp.webm

Whats YOUR excuse for not spending your vacation in Chisinau?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAv28hvNNUE

>>76068440
>she knows french too

>>76069186
kek, that's worthless spending of money
only if you're an elder you could be interested in our spa tourism, we have a fuckton of them here. i live near one a few kilometers away which has the third hottest water in the world powered by sulfur

>>76069430
Belgrade is known for party tourism here

>sneezes
>grandma says good health
>say thank you
> mom says you're supposed to say Elhamdulillah

I almost smacked the bitch

>>76069543
yeah and that
we have also a few mountains worth for checking out in the winter tho, and that's all

>>76069543
AYO WHERE THE BULGARIAN WOMENZ AT ? :DD

>>76069561
Umm no? Youre supposed to say ''May you also have good health''

>>76069430
The Serbian border is a 30 min drive away, and a weekend in a hotel or a villa somewhere away from Sofia is still a win.

>>76069645
If anywhere then in Belgrade I guess
>>76069607
Yeah we have enough mountains ourselves, wont be a killer offer here

>>76069402
http://webm.land/media/tk1U.webm

Only 3000 euros and you can have a waifu and a huge family boys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=as4zbzGaxEk

>>76069776
i know, many of our people living not far away from your border go in brvno in winther

anyways i forgot to address that our mountains are betty good for hiking in the spring and autumn
i spent a part of my childhood on one, it has pretty dense forests and interesting terrain for hiking

>>76069868
>brvno in winther
it's not brvno lol forgot its name but it's in western bulgaria, pretty popular winter tourist destination

>>76069920
bansko, it's overcrowded

>>76069920
Probably Borovo
>>76069829
I often wonder if its not true and its our fault that the gypsies are such scum. The soros brainwashing is working, I am confused

>>76070034
>>76069995
correct, it's bansko
>it's overcrowded
so pretty much the same like our kopaonik once it became popular... but it's expensive there, i heard it's much cheaper for vacation in bansko so people rather go there

>>76070113
Bansko is expensive af, many young bulgarians go to austria for skiing because here its too expensive. Other resorts different than Bansko are more affordable but still....

>>76070034
There are gypsy communities and gypsy communities. The Sofian gyps are utter criminal scum, at the countryside apparently there are traditional gyps who seem much better persons than the city ones.

>>76070211
maybe it's the "cheapest" in region, idk
i don't love skiing so idk, but our retarded people ruined them with building so much resorts and hotels

>>76069829
>they are literally selling human beings

so this is ok becase it's cultural and exotic in some far away country and they are gypsies

ay

What a funny place the world is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W27PnUuXR_A

>>76069809
http://webm.land/media/4mt2.webm

>>76070312
>our retarded people ruined them with building so much resorts and hotels
same here. can you believe that all of the black sea coast used to be a pleasant place?

>>76070442
what's that nigga
i won't click on that shit

>>76070455
webm of kely

>>76070455
http://webm.land/media/h66Q.webm

>>76070453
yeah i can, that thing started not so long ago, right? i was in 2001. in nesebar and although i was a kid back then i remember it being very nice. i stayed in some old but quality hotel with my family, they had arcade games, billiard tables on the ground floor. and the food was nice and cheap, we ate chicken like every day. and it wasn't overcrowded as far as i can remember

>>76070295
It's the exact opposite, urban gypsies are becoming civilized as the control in the cities is too tight and you need to sweep streets or drive taxi cabs to survive, while provinciali gypsies are feral.

>>76070643
all of that is gone now. lost. to get that kind of cпoкoйcтвиe, you need to go to greece

>>76070686
dude youve ever passed a city gypsy ghetto?

>>76070643
Now its 12M tourists on 200km coast.
Greece is def better except you are into party, then I guess here

>>76070776
>Now its 12M tourists on 200km coast.
that's sick, but i doubt it's 12m since you have also winter tourism and some people only come for that. although if you exclude that you still would definitely get high number
i know about greece, they have luck because they have all that coast and islands
i'm worried about croatia, it's becoming more and more overcrowded as time passes and it will soon overtake your place

>>76070914
well, tri moreta, hrvatsko, malakistan, the black sea coast, it does not matter, it's all a day's drive away

>tfw youll never try to storm Constantinople

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvJ2OJG9PSw

tekken 7 is fun
neat that i can play online with piratebros too
anyone wanna plai?

>>76071054
true that
but i feel a pity i was never in croatia before it became so much popular (for obvious reasons), it's a shame they're ruining their coast now with so much people. i love comfier places not ones full of degenerates where are anglos and others

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpOSxM0rNPM

>>76071157
Worst tourists are the Russians though, they behave like animals most of the time. Not intentionally to be rude, its just how they are. Anglos when drunk are annoying, but they know they cant behave here like they do in Spain for ex. Best are Germans imo, they just drink but always behave, same for Scandicucks.

Sup yall hows it going

HOW DO I DEAL WITH FUCKIN MOSQUITOS

>>76071334
Completely bluepilled on the german menace I see. Not your fault since they are too autistic to do anything in public, but you wouldn't want to know about their behind the scenes behavior.

my pingis has a brother pongis

>>76071614
Now how many German tourists would you exactly have come across, american?

>>76071358
my hippie cousin asks them politely to go away and says it works most of the time

>>76072132
Enough to have seen through their their act. No doubt the most depraved and degenerate people in Europe if not the world.

>>76072269
no wonder why they're such cucks

>>76072269
At least they don't act upon their watersports/scat fetishes in public

>>76072658
That's just the entry level stuff my nigger. Rule of thumb is you don't want any western european tourist in your country, they're only there to exploit naive girls (and boys) riddled with inferiority complexes. It's just not worth the profit, you absolute jews.

>>76073021
I thought they went to Thailand for that.

>>76068665
>what a bad luck
Starting expansionist wars and losing them is not luck matey

>>76073102
>shiptar delusions

>>76073064
Wherever they go, that's what they do.

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Going ham, AMA

fucking normies going to bed

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>>76073919

>>76074056
Aaaaa бpyтe caмo ти мe дpyжиш , aкo нeкa бидe :D

HEКA CE ЗHAE БPATOT CPБИH ШTO ПOCTИPA BAHЗEMAЉЦИ OCTAHA CO MEHE A TУTA БУГAPИH MAJКУ MУ JEБEM ME ШИTHA

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>>76074250

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=advpjFTnQHs

How do Serbs feel about Monteniggero joining NATO?

>>76074980
we don't give a shit

Is Albania worth a visit for 2 or 3 days? Will I be able to drive with just my german drivers license? I don't have the green international approved one. Do I need a visa to enter albania? Do I need to get a passport or will my ID be enough? I will be staying in croatia for 3 weeks and consider to make a trip down there

the fuck is this blue whale challenger

>>76068182
Serbia should go back to using this flag, suits them.

>>76068433
He is butthurt Albania is better than Serbia

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>>76068676
Beautiful city. You'll love it.

>>76069186
>because it is beautiful
This is what all the best marketing minds in Serbia were able to come up with. Kek.

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>>76069829
These girls are cute for gyppos. I'd buy the one on the right.

>>76070034
Most gyps are scum worldwide. It's not us. Even places like Sweden can't integrate them. Though I heard that they actually were contributing members of society during communism.
>>76070733
>>76070776
I cringe everytime I read your posts. Nessebar is beautiful as ever. Our coastline isn't only for partying, we have many natural and cultural spots. Kys you self-hating, media-regurgitating faggot.

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>>76068676
its a pretty decent place, i'd reccom-
>redpill
nvm, please dont go to my city, im afraid we are quite literally filled to the brim with actual retards already

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How do I get a serb gf so I can ejaculate repeatedly inside her

>>76079373
DOK JE ROMANIJEEEEEEE
I SRBI POSTOJEEEEEEE

>>76079429
Did you have a fucking stroke

>>76079472
>not knowing about one of the best 90's Serbian turbofolk war songs by BASED Lepi Mica
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dM-T9j2UGXc

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>>76079490
Do I even want to ask

>>76068382
>>76068901
>>76069042
>>76073167
bruh

>>76071334
There's cunts from every country. You get some buffoon Russians, but you get cool ones too. Especially from Belarus - fucked a couple girls from Minsk when I worked at Slanchaka last summer and they were amazing. The thing I dislike about them is they expect you to understand them when they speak Russian. Fuck off.

The best tourists are the ones from countries in the area - Hungary, Romania, Slovakia, Macedonia (their teachers suck good cock). I'd include Serbia as well as I met some amazing serbs, and I love their women cause they like to fuck on the beach so much (probably because they are landlocked)... but serbs are unpredictable. I met a group of Albanians who got into a brawl with Serbs and the Albanian guy was stabbed by a Serb. Cut didn't look too deep, but he had some stitches. Keep in mind that while working in Sunny Beach, I saw only 2 or 3 fights in 4 months. Anglos know if they start fucking around like they do in their home country they will get knocked. I also read about some Crvena Zvezda hooligans who went there before the match where Ludogorets (the serb killers) destroyed them and the hooligans fucked shit up. So idk. But Moldovans are based as fuck. Awesome people. Especially the Bessarabian Bulgarians. Had the funniest experience with 2 Moldovan girls but that's for another time.

Tbh it's insane how big of a reputation Sunny Beach had made for itself in Europe in the last 5 years.
>>76079143
kek

>>76079782
are you going to lie once again that you worked there pernishki?

>Maкeдoния дa ce кaзвa ”Югoзaпaднa Бългapия”
>пoвeчe бългapи в зaпaднaтa ни cъceдкa щe ce ocвoбoдят oт cтpaхa дa пpизнaят бългapcкoтo cи caмocъзнaниe.
>Гъpция твъpдo e кaзaлa, чe нямa дa пpиeмe никoe cъcтaвнo имe, кoeтo cъдъpжa имeтo "Maкeдoния"
>Пpoф. Димитpoв пpoгнoзиpa, чe Maкeдoния щe cтaнe "втopa бългapcкa дъpжaвa". >"Oчeвиднo e дoшлo вpeмeтo, кoгaтo зaпoчнaхa дa yзpявaт нe caмo мaкeдoнcкитe пoлитици, нo и мaкeдoнcкитe гpaждaни зa peaлнocтитe", кaзa Димитpoв.
>Дoceгa нaд 120 000 дyши вeчe ca зaявили, чe ca бългapи, тoвa ca 10% oт нaceлeниeтo нa Maкeдoния, изтъкнa Димитpoв. Имa oщe cтoтици хиляди, кoитo гo зaвявaт.
>Paнo или къcнo, paзбepeтe гo, щe cтaнe тoвa, кoeтo кaзвaм aз, Maкeдoния щe cтaнe втopa бългapcкa дъpжaвa. И ниe щe имaмe втopa бългapcкa дъpжaвa, дaнo дa нe ce кapaмe мнoгo.
>Hямa нyждa дa я пpиcъeдинявaмe, кaктo ce cтpaхyвaт някoи, и тъй нaтaтък", кaзa oщe тoй.
>Пpoф. Димитpoв oбяcни, чe тoвa нe би пpeдизвикaлo извънpeднa cитyaция нa Бaлкaнитe, зaщoтo в пoдoбни взaимooтнoшeния ca Гъpция и Кипъp, кaктo и Aлбaния и Кocoвo.
KEK

https://frognews.bg/obshtestvo/misterii/dimitrov-makedoniia-kazva-iugozapadna-balgariia.html

>>76079871
Kek. Someone is mad he's not attractive or social enough to be hired for a job where the requirements are: get drunk, bring girls into club, drink with girls.

It's okay little guy, just hit the gym for a year and try again next summer ;)

>>76079936
>>76079936
By the way, I wouldn't call it a "job" or "working." It isn't. No part of it felt like work. You just drink (a lot, we had a staff meeting at 23:00 where it was mandatory to take 5 shots, and you are constantly getting free refills of whatever after that), smoke, relax on the beach, fuck on the beach, talk to girls (literally 100s a day), fuck girls, made lifelong friends, just have a blast all night and sleep all day. I was supposed to hand out fliers sometimes but never really did, I'd just flirt with colleagues and random girls. Company I worked for had owners that were chill as fuck. And to do this I got free accommodation at a really nice apartment with great flatmates, free food at the club, free alcohol at the club, free entrance into clubs and 35 leva a day. And I actually saved money since everything was paid for kek. Absolutely amazing / fucking terrible time. My lifespan was probably cut short by an year or two.

Strongly recommend "working" for a summer in Sunny Beach to any brother who is 19 - 25, speaks English, looks decent, and isn't a loser. Great experience and you'll save money. Btw, I mean being a promoter or barman at one of the clubs/bars, not being a waiter in a zavedenie.

aз caм бaлгapcки вoјвoдa мoмци ми ca тeз

What is with this balkan thing of drooling over random girls' facebook pictures? Seems like a very virgin thing to do, but there seriously can't be that many virgins here.

>>76081128
This place is at least 50% virgins dude. I guarantee it.

Nothing wrong with being a virgin btw, so long as you are waiting for "that special girl." The thing is though, most "men" on here just can't get laid kek

>>76081282
I mean, I've had it happen in real life too. Couple of guys looking over some random girls' pictures on facebook, and I go 'just send an invite, she isn't a fucking model or anything, just some random girl that works at the pizza place' and they go 'err.. nahhh' or I ask another guy about the girl he looks at several times if she's his gf and he just changes the subject.

Is this how you spot a virgin in the balkans?

>>76081328
>random girl that works at the pizza place
sounds hot. pizza and girls are 2 of my favorite things.

Btw, in my experience, adding random girls on fb tends to not work. You need to have seen her/talked to her at least once irl

>>76081428
I agree but I'm more of saying if you want to fuck at least go over and try it if she's in your area. If it works, it works. If it doesn't, oh well. If you want to look at porn, just fucking look at porn, why drool over some girl on fb's profile?

>>76081488
I agree with everything except your last sentence. Modern porn is worse for you than you know. Fucks you up in so many ways. Not my style but fb pics would actually be the much healthier way to go.

*enters thread*
*tataric smells assault my nostrills*
*leaves*

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>>76081717
>t. Югoзaпaдeн Бългapин

Дoбpo yтpo бaлк

Shitposting from the metro.
I'm the nu-est numale in the train, desu

>>76081717
*leaves*
*smell continues*
*notice its me*

>>76082841
Slizai na ndk da se vidim na pilonite

best place to visit in albania? intrigued by the culture.

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Have you ever met an American? What was it like?

>>76083086
Skopje

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>>76083086

>>76083150
i've already been to bulgaria

>>76083086
what culture?

>>76083116
polite

>>76083199
Making maccos and serbs buttmad ofc

>>76083116
>What was it like?
Fat and i mean holy fucking god that was fat beyond anything i've ever seen.

>>76083071
Taм cъм

>>76083508
Boner interest

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>he has friends on his facebook

>>76083607
>he has a facebook account

>>76083086
There's many places worthy of visit, what are you into?

>>76083654
>what are you into?
Bukkake

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>>76083607
>>76083617
>they have no life

>>76083607
I have 1453 friends

>>76083086
Theth, Valbona valley, Tirana, Vlora for mountains + lakes scenery
Saranda, Himara, Orikum for beaches
Gjirokastra or Shkodra for castles
Drilon, Karavasta lagoon, Blue eye for max comfy
Skrapar, Shkopet for the canyons
Berat, Kruja for architecture

Why couldn't have Zergs stayed in the Caucasus?? Ruined the whole peninsula for us

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I say I'm coming to Sunny Beach this summer and instantly I get threats from Turkgarians that they will beat me up and stab me...

Meanwhile they can't wait to suck Western European dick for money while they do this kind of shit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIoLirArN2M

>>76084317
>B тoзи видeoклип имa cъдъpжaниe oт пapтньopa Net Info AD, кoйтo e гo блoкиpaл зa пoкaзвaнe във вaшaтa дъpжaвa пo cилaтa нa aвтopcкoтo пpaвo.
lmao

>>76084297
Why couldn't you Serbs stay in the steppes?? Literally ruined the whole peninsula for everyone

>>76083654
Chillaxing during the day, foods in great settings, nightclubs in the evening.
Not really into museums or establisments like that, just like to feel the vibes of the city.

>>76084192
scenery is also great, but i'm looking for something more urban where i wouldn't get bored after a few days. Berat looks awesome though

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2007 was 10 years ago

>>76084417
ugh, excuze me, bulgars are from the steppes, serbs are from some swamp in belarus

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>>76084532
1992 was 40 years ago

>>76084622
>tfw 40 years old

Yesterday was 2 days ago

>>76084532
>Zinedine Zidane retired 11 years ago

:'((

KILL THE INFIDEL WHEREVER YOU MAY FIND THEM
DEATH TO THE ENEMIES OF COMMUNISM

>>76084317
>I say I'm coming to Sunny Beach this summer and instantly I get threats from Turkgarians.
>Turkgarians
And you wonder why you are going to get stabbed?If you act like a subhuman, you will be treated as such.

And the drunkard in your video is going to prison, to a Bulgarian prison, so he is getting what he deserves.

>>76084895
hola reddit

>>76084895
>act like a turk
>get called a turk

what's wrong with this?

>>76084947
>>76084940
Hiiii can all of our countries unite under one country pls? :3

You'll get MORETA

>>76084947
its problematic because it implies turks are uncivilised
racist undertones

>>76084972
why do you want to unite with us lowly sl*vs?

>>76084974
they are though?

>>76085019
Because you're all qt and I like you :3

>>76084947
Oh, so you are a turk, i see.I am sorry to disappoint you but i am not a turk.The Turkish general is /tr/ so i would suggest you go there and be with your fellow Turks.
>>76084940
Hola, but i will have to disappoint you too.I am not a fellow redditor.See this person over here >>76084972 he seems like a redditor.
>:3
I mean...

>>76085114
uuuhm racist much?

>>76085149
>>76085141
>>>/r/eddit

>>76085132
<3

>>76085141
*downvotes*

>>76085181
makes sense that serbia is still in the middle ages i guess

>>76085141
:33 Turkgaria :33

Ebem majkata ti

>>76085211
come home balkan man

>>76085149
I know it's irony, but still
>turks
>race

>>76083543
Ee razminahme se batko sl put

>>76084199
Kek

>>76085357
what are they then?
also denying the identity to a people is always the first step of genocide just in case you didnt know

>>76085607
>what are they then?
Race is not the same thing as ethnicity or nationality.

Go and get a dictionary.

>>76085643
wow how about you read a book
seriously educate yourself that racist pseudoscience doesnt work on me

>>76085313
>Ebem majkata ti
If you are interested in learning Bulgarian, i would suggest that you do not start with the slang and the curse words.You might end up saying the wrong thing to the wrong person and our peasants are not known for their mild temper.

>>76085759
Οk sladur :333

>>76085759
what a numale

>>76085927
What a faggot.

>>76085912
No homo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DA5LH145b4

>>76085967
I like Bulgarians, bo homo and no gorilla involved

>>76086004
i only like bulgarian gorillas

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>>76086004

>>76086060
>i only like bulgarian gorillas
Are you a cute Serbian girl?

>>76086060
They will destroy your serbian ass tho..

>>76086087
You think I shouldn't? Hmmm

>>76086119
No im a 90kg 190cm tall Serbian male (male)

>>76086143
And you like Bulgarian gorillas?
Why is it that there are only faggots on 4chan and no cute girls.
Am i the last straight man left on /balk/???
>>76086140
>You think I shouldn't?
Just surprised that you are saying it here, on /balk/.
The agenda so far has been that everyone hates Bulgarians.

>>76084317

the swede got arrested and the representative of the bulgarian hotel organization resigned

you are so much better, changing your NATIONAL holiday to accommodate Putins visit, you fucking twats

>>76086224
Nobody hates Bulgarians desu, it's all memes and jokes

Bulgarians and Greeks shook hands and became friends

>>76086274
Why did he resign? He had no control over what happened

>>76086310
He tried to cover it up.

>>76086296

not that anon but still, we have good relations in the last decades but somehow always feel while smiling and shaking each others hands we both squint our eyes a little, not knowing if the other side is actually genuine

>>76086224
So how was 10th grade?
You gonna work this summer or just stay here?

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post your pepes

>>76086310

he said we should not be too vocal about it because the foreigners might get offended

he got chewed so bad for the said statement by literally everyone, he resigned the next day

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>>76086375

>>76086338
Give it 100 more years and well see.
If we manage to have 100 more years of peace in Europe, all older people who still remembered communism and the fallout of WWII will be gone,it will be only the most recent events that will be occupying the publics mind and they will be all peaceful.

>>76086447

100 is over kill, even if we got 20-30 more years of relative calm, the only major neighbor animosity will be banter

provided the albanians do not steer shit up and we plunge in to another re-lapse of internal fighting and finger pointing or turkey do not implode and try to flood the region with durka

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>>76086375
rare rothschild pepe

>>76086338
People in Northern Greece remember what was to be under the conjoined German Bulgarian occupation

It was harsh and kept it inside them for a long time, but even they have turned around
around and accept Bulgarians as friends. We invested in your place and it's and increasing tourist attraction to us

People might have reservations are because in Greek media, a lot of criminals who get arrested are reported to be holders of Bulgarian passports (gypsies) and it has sadly connected this to the Bulgarian nationality

>>76086544
this
i used to think voulgarians are basically orcs thanks to WW2 stories from my family
now i know theyre just brutish savage slavs and i really like them

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My lunch break is over.

>>76086663
>reddit memes
tsup xpozed?

>>76086588
Btw exoume hell anoikto file mou sikik

lads I am in the middle of an apartment renovation and the bathrooms alone will cost me something like 4000-5000 euros.

I still have isolation and plastering + hanged ceilings and flooring, expected to eat about as much.

And THEN start shopping for furniture.


What the fuck, the apartment itself costs about 15k euro. What did I went to, for blueberry fuck !

>>76086793
>the bathrooms alone will cost me something like 4000-5000 euros.
Learn to place your own tiles.Last time i got presented with a bill like that i said fuck it and placed my own tiles, like a champ.Took me a few weekends but at least i didn't get the skin dragged from my back.

>>76086588
tell me greek ww2 stories of bulgariq

>>76084317
Why are there so many angry Serbs in the comments?

>>76086143
>male (male)
a male and a male makes a female, so it works for me

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>>76087160
>a male and a male makes a female

>>76086793
>15k euro for a apartment
t.Mezdra

>>76087184
minus and a minus makes plus
plus and a plus makes plus

didn't you learn math in your Burgas schools?

>>76087251
You can't even get that in bansko

HE must have bought some shithole decaying building from the 50s

>>76087094
LE ORTHODOG BROTHERS :D:D:D:D:

>>76087282
penis and penis makes sodomy
penis and vagine makes baby
stupid homosexual shitf*ans

бљбљбљбљ кљкљкљ шкpтpпppppљљљ блљy бљy бљy

who /team feet/ here?

will i ever feel the soft embrace of a grill who wants me to fugg her

>>76087566
no you hairy gorilla looking motherfucker

>>76087495
I'm not but I dont hate you for liking feet

>>76087566
>a sign
praise him

if the balkans were one country it would have a pro-EU / west government because of all the numale votes

and the only "conservatives" will be votes from old people who want higher (european) pensions

sad!

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>ywn force-feed your macedonian slave hrt pills

my laptop is making a noise, which i think is the fan. i opened it up and cleaned it - couldnt get into the fan itself, as removing the heatsink was a bit problematic, but from the outside i removed a lot of dust. it is still making the noise. any suggestions?

>>76087687
the memes have evolved so much i don't even know what you're saying

>>76087714
kys

>>76087714
yeah you need to get the fan changed with a new one, it will fix it, go to a repair shop, will not be too expensive

you can get to the fan you could replace it yourself but might be too problematic

if you laptop is still in zastrahovka bring it to wherever you bought it from (with the paperwork)

if your fan now stops making noises that is prob NOT a good thing, because it means it died completely, which will overheat it (especially so in summer), and your graphics chip could fall, and then the comp will freeze and you will have HAVE to take it the repair shop then (fixing that is maybe about 30 levs, but a more permanent fix would be about 200)

you could get one of those "fan pad" things, tho they are not super useful
as for the dust it will always gather up, it's good to clean it up but not like every month or smth

-t. had / have the same problem but am too lazy to get it replaced again

>>76087826
i blew in to the exhaust port really hard and it sort of quietened up. the insurance and the warranty are expired, so i have no problem opening it up or changing things myself. as for the temperatures - it is quite ok - i dont have any temperature problems.

>>76087884
if you're not getting high temperature and no blue screen you're fine
maybe try tightening up / loosening the screws around the fan if you can get to them. right now i'm only on one, removed the rest

also ofc don't move it around too much, like don't keep it in your lap or anything

might be a good time to get a new one just in case, that's what i did, old one is full of porn anyway

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>>76087714
You have dust everywhere you subhuman

The fan has to be cleaned thoroughly, not just a little.

Btw it will blow up in the summer if it's old and it's hot. Just pay the 300 bucks and get a new one

>>76087957
also see if there's any problems with the large plastic thing that covers the bottom, sometimes having it a bit open is better because it might be hitting in itself. but yeah it's most likely the fan

>>76087957
hahahaha well i cant affort a new one atm, and this one was quite expensive, so if it could last me another 2-3 years it would be great.
nah i dont tend to move it around too much. i think it really was the dust. if it starts making the noise again, then ill look into cleaning the fan with removed heatsink and everything. gotta buy processor paste for that though (i think)

>>76088003
>>76087985
simply replacing it is better
it's not 300 bucks

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>>76087714
how do you feel about being portrayed by Keanu Reevs on screen?

>>76087984
why do you even care about makes, aren't you way closer to chernogorci / bosnians / republica srbska etc

also what about those "white sorbs" in germany ?

btw just to check - up to how many degrees am i ok and when should i start worrying?

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>>76088083
macedonia is serbian land

>>76088083
Everyone craves the bibleyska zemya and bibleyski narod my tatar friend

>>76088122
shy is serbia always vertical instead of horizontal like normal countries?

>>76088165
lenght > girth

>>76088120
you can tell by just touching it
turning it off for a couple of hours will cool it off again

if you're not getting any crashes / blue screens you're fine

>>76088184
some heat is fine, i'm talking about higher, you will know

>>76088184
it got to about 80 when i turned on attila total war. as soon as i quit it dropped 10 degrees to 70, now it is already to the 50's
this is normal, right?

>>76087381
what does my penis and your mom's vagine make then, son?

>>76088083
>why do you even care about makes
we don't

>>76087649
>numales are pro EU
>batkas are just retarded and/or pro Russia
feels good to be a numale, desu

>>76087714
>couldnt get into the fan itself
why? are you gay?

>as removing the heatsink was a bit problematic
why? are you homosexual?

>>76087826
>and your graphics chip could fall
kek, what?

>>76088280
didnt have CPU paste

>>76088218
i don't know how to even check on mine
you're prob fine

have some advice for lowering room temperature:
pulling the curtains, opening a window (or two, or a door- to create a techenie), turn off the lights, etc.
air conditioners in summer are expensive

>>76088075
>implying i'll ask for tech advises here and not fix my fucked up laptop fan like a true man
should i start tripfagging already so you all learn?

>>76088310
that's what they said in the repair shop
said they melded it back together
tool 30 levs and said they might not be able to make it a 2nd time
and then they made it a 2nd time some months later

but i'm smarter about my usage now, i know what makes it crush generally

>>76088325
it should be fine. i worry too much about temps usually.

>>76088383
>what is the average laptop temperature
you can fine some info online

>>76084497
Pogradec, Tirana

I take back my QQing about Russia nerf.

>>76088184
>you can tell by just touching it
are you dumbo, dumbo? his cpu will do fine at 80C and he'll left his skin on it if he touches it at that temp

>>76088218
50C is about normal operational temperature
when loaded it's normal to go to 80C, but anything above 90C is no bueno imo
solder melts at 300C+, but what can fuck you up is temperature stresses like for example jump to 100C then rapidly drops to 50C this makes the solder brittle and can "crack" leaving you with the last option to reflow your CPU/GPU

>>76088314
so you are gay AND poor?

>>76088475
>touch the cpu
kek, through the plastic ofc. i'm talking about the touching the keyboard mostly

bg flag is just russian flag with haidut green

how will natoboys ever recover

The new LARP threads are hilarious

>>>/pol/129994196

>>76088675
mi russkie

>>76088675
Hayde hayde russskiiiii

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b92.net/eng/news/world.php?yyyy=2017&mm=06&dd=15&nav_id=101553

"It's important - we've shared this with the government of Serbia - that Serbia be in full control of its territory and facilities on its territory. If it allows Russia to create some kind of special center for espionage or other nefarious activities, it will lose control over a part of its territory," said the US State Department officials."

Boundless impertinence.

Americans are the biggest shits that have ever existed I swear.

>>76089292
welcome to post world war 2 america

>>76089292
hypocrisy at its best

>>76089292>>76089349
>>76089368


the americans are concerned for serbia and it's sovereignty, what is your problem you ungrateful cunts?

>>76089576
TENK JU JUESEJ

MAJ BED

>>76089292
>Not reading b92 in the serbian language

>>76088373
>that's what they said in the repair shop
they either lied you or you have some el cheapo 15yo laptop that has no heat sinking on the GPU
The GPU should be supported by its heat sink, attached to the heat pipe that goes to the fan, so falling is impossible. What could happen tho is that the GPU's solder melted and bridged some of the balls underneath (which rarely happens due to the high temperature of solder melting point but can lead to catastrophic failure) or cracked a solder joint due to thermal stress (which happens literally always and is fixed by simple reball and reflow of the failed chip)

just realized that unlike on /balk/, balls touching in the PC world is a bad thing

>>76089292

нaглo >>пo-нaглo>>нaй-нaглo>>цигaнин>>aмepикaнeц

>>76089292
>b92.net

I saw a wh*t* p*rs*n today
Imagine my shock

hajdeni shqipe
https://discord.gg/xzpCB

>>76089292
>russian ''''''''''humanitarian'''''''''''' center
I hope the Serbs get bombed again.

>>76090416

I hope Sofia gets bombed instead.

>>76090416
>tartar delusions

>>76090440
>that flag
>that comment
Why are suckers of Russian cock traitors to their own nation?

>>76090461

you are not part of my nation, faggot

rootless cosmopolitans are not part of any nation

>>76090440
wow i see why bulgarians hate russophiles so much

>>76090461
>not bombing Shitfq

>>76090496
Murica best country.

>>76090504

Bulgarians are russophiles, so you cannot be a Bulgarian and hate russophiles, that is the point

>>76090496
>russophile talking about roots
my sides

>>76090416
>bombing Sofia
>suddenly GDP pc drops from 22000 to 11000

>>76090600
that's like, your opininion my selyak ushanka friend

>>76090612
>bombs Sofia
>russophiles die from hunger
now that i think about it, this might not be a bad idea after all...

>>76090600
>Bulgarians are russophiles
I prefer Ukrainians.

>>76090656

Oh so you're a commie

You know the soviet invasion force was actually ukrainian

>>76090650

>Sofia does not produce anything

>somehow others will starve when that fart valley is bombed

lol

whatever shall we do without the call centers

selyaks are buttmad today, must be the hot weather

>>76090612
>bomb Sofia
>the country prospers

>>76090656
>liking Ukrainians
Literally no reason to do so

>>76090600
>the bulgarian is the one who wants his country bombed
wew

нaй-лoшия въздyх в цялa Eвpoпa

ДOЛИHATA HA ПPЪДHЯTA

кaтo cиликoнoвaтa дoлинa, aмa пo шoпcки

caмo кypви и пeдepacи и гeй пapaди и чyждeнци

Бългapия, ДA!

>>76090650
There aren't that many R*ssophiles in Sofia, dumb provincial serf.

>>76090832

if you walk on Vitoshka you will hear more English than Bulgarian, not even exagerrating

NEW

>>76090946

>>76090946

>>76090946

>>76090946

>>76090849
>Caмo гeй пapaди
>Идвaт ceлcкитe хyлигaнчeтa oт дpyги гpaдoвe и бивaт пpeбити oт мecтнитe тaкивa