Melange belongs to the brits.
Babz
>I genuinely like macy's. Good selection of stuff.
want a nice dick to lick while i do this work tbqh
>>76015068
welcome to a 2007
Watch this and feel bad about yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ci6sL4jp0Q
praise kek
Praise KeK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZuRZj7JRo4
hate benders
hate women
hate buzzfeed
love pints
simple as
tories out refugees in
Genuinely like the Morrisons meal deal.
Good selection of stuff.
>>76015264
This has literally never happened to me before
doing a cry
what's your opinion on me?
redpill me on Boris Johnson. Is he a Turk?
cannot wait for this lad to kick the immigrants out
>>76015318
What do the guess as the average size? Not clicking that link.
>>76015356
smelly cigany
>>76015378
benders guess everyone has a massive knob
one woman gets it almost spot on
two english women get it way too small
£208/year for an ODEON unlimited pass
worth it lads?
>>76015280
any good spoopy stories
>>76015263
I've got a nice dick, I guess you can lick it.
dumb dumbs
ate too much salad, didn't know it was possible
prefer rorkes to neoliberals as rorkes are just stupid whereas neoliberals are smart but evil
>>76015410
does it come with shower tokens?
>>76015380
(I just skip the drawing capthca just like you x.)
Genuinely impressed with the size of my willy lately.
Think I'm having a growth spurt honestly think it's
above average (when hard)
>>76015421
Read these all a thousand times by the time I was 11 very good books
Are scousers worse than geordies?
>>76015469
>brits call their dicks "willys"
https://twitter.com/neoliberals/status/874617698277347328
>>76015469
pics x
who let the dogs out?
>>76015553
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDwwAaVmnf4
>>76015538
>not as easy as you'd think
hm
did I hear a woman say "Cover me"?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raxFD1dpHtc
>>76015421
what did /lit/ mean by this
Hi I'm Dan the kekistani
Is it true that thanks to mass immigration, the cockney accent has pretty much died out?
any kekistanis here?
>>76015636
yes
literally the only good thing about it desu
new flags on /pol/ are so cringe
Breathiiiing is bridging the gap between black and light.
My friend died of duchenne muscular astrophy years ago. Buy a card.
really just want these immigrants out.
anyone agree?
britain is becoming america, and not in a good way
https://twitter.com/josefbone/status/869833832580734976
>>76015363
He's a posh patrician born to rule and has a gigantic brain. Is fully versed in ancient Roman politics and will probably be the next PM
>Sign up to jobsite
>Fill out my life story
>Apply for a job on jobsite
>Get taken to another site which asks me to sign up and fill out my life story
Do any of you want to visit America?
You can come see our towns
>>76015662
>visiting /pol/ in the first place
You're the real cringe
>>76015687
needs to sort his hair out, looks a right bellend
>>76015702
Of course
Bit chilly out
just got back from the post office
the form for the 4chan posting license is dumb
>>76015702
Where are the shops, pubs, or any other form of entertainment?
>>76015749
designated mall area
Hitler loved anime
I'm gay but feel very sorry for Theresa.
Those things with her election and buckethead were not good for her.
>>76015749
Not sure what a "pub" is, but the store is just a short drive away, probably a couple miles up the road. And each house has their own entertainment of course
>>76015662
hmm where's the JIDF/israeli flag
>>76015803
jesus christ how horrifying
>>76015803
are people sociable with each other in those estates?
>>76015803
so....this... is what global warming looks like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5WbwHO8msU
really miss the days where the tories could afford to be smug
Imagine unironically being American lol
>>76015803
>short drive away
>probably a couple miles up the road
ahhhhh
>>76015702
Wouldn't think this would be awful if it had a community hub in the middle i.e pub, community hall, small shops etc.
>>76015803
my dad worked in qatar for a few years and all the expats live in a compound that looked like that.
>>76015803
Grim
>>76015830
Not usually. Walking through a suburb is pretty much like walking through a graveyard these days. All you'll see is the blue glow of the computer screen in the window.
>>76015803
wtf, where does their water come from
>>76015803
People make fun of this but I would much rather in it than tiny British shitboxes
>>76015803
The houses look nice, but I'm not sure I could live in a place like that. No parks, or any other places for social gatherings. Nowhere to ride your bike. Must be hell living there as a kid.
didn't get any weed today so maybe tomorrow i will shove my bf's dildo in me
>>76015583
yes, didn't you learn your history? women made up over 60% of frontline forces
also they removed the swastika
>>76015878
thats because youre a pleb who doesnt understand society
>>76015885
Rage
>>76015931
itty bitty baby
itty bitty boat
>>76015885
Feminism is the answer to Apefrican overpopulation.
>>76015911
Yeah I'm basically a shut in but it is much better to be a shut in with a big town than a small house.
>>76015950
with a big house than a small house*
>>76015859
What you're not seeing is that there are more of these suburbs. Probably 20 at different exits up and down the road. All of them drive into a central shopping center to buy stuff
>Apefrican
>>76015875
piped in from miles away
>>76015583
yeah
would maybe make sense if they had soviet forces in the trailer, but they don't
a ww2 game that's just america vs germany is fucking crap
>>76015583
hahahaha the crosses on the nazi flags instead of swastikas
why dont they have the balls to do it? wolfenstein did
>>76015978
business idea: government agency that gives people jobs
>>76015972
you yanks are really missing a trick with experimental town planning. all that land and dosh and you're just churning out generic stuff.
tim farron really has the charisma of a damp rag
>>76016027
its advertising.
WaW had the same
if you have swastikas in trailers, cant show it in germany
will most likely be in the game though
Ran out of milk lads, I'm just nipping to the shop just two hundred miles down the road.
>>76015992
>no night witches level
>no battle of kursk level
>no running over g*rman pows with a tank level
>more yank shite
>>76016027
gotta let everyone know that NAZIS=CHRISTIANS=BADDIES
>>76015710
piss off nerd
i visit reddit as well
try and stop me
>>76015803
builders are somehow inept at building medium density housing that doesn't go to shit after a year.
>>76016083
nice I'll get the tea ready
*boils water in microwave*
>the nazis were christian
>>76015803
>>76015702
>>76015972
Nightmarish
>Proportional Representation can result in Nazi Germany
>Proportional Representation can also result in modern day SJW Germany
hmm seems like a risky system
>>76015946
twinkyhouse
>NAZIS=CHRISTIANS
>>76016110
>tfw no ww2 game that covers relatively unknown theatres such as yugoslavia, greece, invasion of france/poland, winter war, japan vs china, siege of leningrad
>tfw we'll get the same d-day/stalingrad/battle of the bulge/el alamein crap rehashed forever
>>76015878
Spotted the Deano
>>76016217
there hasn't been an el alamein level in a video game in about a decade mate
>>76016217
>yugoslavia
this was literally the most interesting area of the war imo, so many factions
>>76016078
i'm pretty sure that any game in which you can play as nazis is banned in germany anyway
this is from the trailer for the new colossus
I want to choke her slutty neck
https://twitter.com/HouseofCommons/status/874629913529245698
thank you based Bercow
>>76016176
>>76016069
So would you rather live in row houses like this?
In a suburb, everyone gets their own space. Nice big backyards, everyone can custom-modify their own houses and yards to their own preferences. The downside is that you have to drive everywhere.
In row houses like these, everyone is closer together. Therefore everyone has less room. But the upside is that things are all within walking distance, there is perhaps more community between people.
>>76016217
>britain getting featured at all
Erm, sorry hun America won the war didn't you Saving Private Ryan? XX
unironic choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SxSnjL3nZ0
>>76015885
>has no idea where his next glass of water is gonna come from
>is complaning about the Patriarchy
hmmm.... ah yes
>>76016150
hmm
actually boiling water with microwaves seems a bit more sensible than using a kettle
no heating elements so nothing gets imbued into the water
>>76016363
love woes
>>76016367
>"One of the dangers of boiling water in the microwave is the chance of that water becoming "super-heated" and possibly explode in your face"
when you play chess, do you sometimes feel like you really hate the other person when he/she reads your mind?
It's feels like they won't let you outsmart them.
the Nazis were Dharmic Authoritarians
*pours a yank a pint from the bad tap*
>>76016406
why would your face be near it?
why do they say australia is full?
>>76016313
We're a small island, we're used to living close to other people, and we like having local communities. I guess all the people that didn't sailed over to America
Also we like to drink, so having to drive back from the pub is a bit inconvenient
The devalued £ like a heroin fix.
There is a brief delusional period when all looks great with world. Then a mood crash as living standards fall.
*pours the pint into the ground*
drink it, you bong
>>76016414
>muh pleb level chess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRDH5O61SzA
Ahm Stay'seh Dooleh
>>76016406
easily avoidable
I really liked their history series
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3w9pmvpyDM
would heem any one of you
Thinking about marrying an ambitious woman and staying at home.
>>76016460
yea i kno rite, i hate it when low level players think they are highly skilled
>>76016420
the dalai lama was a slave owning dictator
shame he escaped the PLA's wrath
>>76016448
>so having to drive back from the pub is a bit inconvenient
how do yanks deal with this? do they all just drink and drive?
>>76016432
It's full of wankers
>>76016509
alri mao
>>76016313
Those houses look quite nice desu
>>76016514
unironically yes
>the dalai lama was a slave owning dictator
>shame he escaped the PLA's wrath
>>76016432
wonder what australia would be like if it had an inland lake
abos might have developed a civilisation
fuck she's about to burst into tears
really feel sorry for her
>>76016514
They don't have the same drinking culture as here, they just have a couple cheaty bud lights in the man cave.
>>76016432
Full of shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4VMpaaNJmM
how the mighty have fallen
hate pakis
love pints
love mummy may
simple as
>>76016514
Firstly they don't drink as much and secondly yes they do drink and drive. They need to have quite extensive public service announcements now and then to remind people how it's bad
>>76016546
...nah
>>76016460
>black computer just moves queen straight next to the king it had pinned
wtf
>>76016549
Who is the woman next to lord bucket head?
>>76016514
my dad had a drunk house near the bar where his friend let him sleep it off instead of driving home
>>76016509
I find it funny how lefties love him and Buddhism
>>76016562
what the fuck
What chess rating do you need to acquire before you can confidently state that you are in the 95th percentile of the population in terms of IQ?
Also, if somebody beats you in the game but you have millions more money than them, that still means you are superior in terms of intelligence, correct?
>>76016592
i don't
>>76016567
These are two of the most powerful chess engines ever programmed. Would easily defeat any human player
>>76016609
so why did it just let the other CPU runt take the piece for no reason
>>76016610
hello pol discord
housemates caught me their milk again
hmm
>>76016639
me in switzerland
>>76016638
>semi-skimmed
runt alert
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnjtQQQaDKo
>>76016638
*punctures the bottle with a knife*
>>76016567
umm why does it matter if hes black?
got downvoted in the leftypol subreddit again
>>76016639
GREATER ROMANIA
>>76016667
Great stuff. This movie is fucking hilarious
>>76016639
pretty crap map
poland was dissolved
austria was part of germany
france was vichy
italy was called the italian social republic
and so on *sniff*
cant decide if greta gerwig is hot or not
>>76016639
italy on suicide watch
>>76013739
No they'll stick to Geo flags
got a letter in the post today
>>76016432
it's mostly inhospitable
the parts that are lived in are mostly hospitable
>>76016710
*blocks your path*
>>76016632
it's literally playing 3d chess
>>76016639
My great granddad fought in italy
>lisicki only posts between 5am-10am now
weird development
>>76016730
poo poo
*goes back to 2007*
why am I listening to j Jonas brothers
>>76016567
Because, white was threatening mate in 1. Black had to do something or lose the game. So it sacrificed it's queen, drawing the white king into a fork.
Probably one of the only combinations that didn't result in an instant checkmate for black. White had obviously seen this combination far in advance, and planned for it
>>76016771
poo poo
>>76016639
>ireland
>neutral
>>76016732
enjoyed this post
>>76016771
hello poo man
>>76016638
Christ
hmm...yes...
Recession 2017 or 2018?
>>76016592
Since when does Buddhism equate with not being able to preserve yourself against hostile forces?
Do you not agree with that quote being reasonable? Do you consider it immoral?
>>76016732
why do british people mail their beans?
>>76016820
me in the space time rift
>>76016820
>americans microwave their water
>>76016820
>elected a monkey
no
they hung a monkey because they thought it was a spy
get it right
>>76016820
the guy who made this is undoubtedly irish
>brits don't refrigerate their milk
>>76016771
nothing wrong with the jbros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KNEZJ6KkLI
>>76016882
I actually do when I'm brewing something
>>76016913
What???
why do indians even in western countries still smell like shit
>>76016749
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/China%E2%80%93Romania_relations
wish i was jewish
>>76016913
Keep it on the window ledge so the sun makes it nice and warm.
>>76016913
why would you? do you think it's cold inside a mammal's teat?
>brits sleep with socks on
actually it was very nice when one of you normies said like my grandad used to collect stamps and there's one with transylvania returned x
Had a dream my bipples were spots and I popped then and my heart started being fast as loads of puss came out.
>>76016984
What????
>>76016820
BALAMORY
A
L
A
M
O
R
Y
>>76016990
Did you refrigerate the pus
>cold milk
yeah that's natural innit, I suppose cows have refrigerators built in their udders do they? have a word
>all of the ugly girls from my secondary now have bfs
question for brits: do you have moles?
I am about half English, and I have quite a few. Some of them are raised moles as well
Eu trying to force Hungary, Poland, and Czechia to take more refugees
https://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-europe-migrants-eu-infringements-idUKKBN19313G
film
1 (one) syllable
>>76017052
alright i'll just start sucking milk out of a cow's udder then
>>76017074
good lads
>>76017084
fil-um
>>76017062
>>76016913
>>76016984
fake news
I refrigerate my milk and sleep completely naked x
>>76016841
I never said it doesn't or that I don't agree with what he's said.
the Buddha himself makes it clear to respond to any serious threat in kind and spoke of fighting for what is right even if it means bloodshed or pain.
>>76017084
dune
>>76017074
They should just accept them, as soon as they can most """refugees""" will just move to the west.
>have never woke up in the same bed as a girl
>>76017114
hello jock
loooool fucks sake Deano you messer aha missus is gonna be fewmin
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4597670/Man-filmed-romping-flight-pregnant-fiancee-home.html
>>76017084
apocalypse now
>>76017144
thats not me
interview to be a grave digger in 3 days
>>76017084
Pleb
I have watched cinemá and kino exclusively since I was 16
bf just sent me this
got called a bender in b&m
>>76017067
is it legal to raise moles in America?
>I have watched cinemá and kino exclusively since I was 16
president toilet bog fart
got called a mongoloid in trader joe's
had the nightmare where I was back at school again last night
>>76017074
>>76017150
havin fun and that
Just don't feel like we're sending Brussels anywhere near enough money
Russia is IRL anime
Do Americans sound as weird to British as British sound to Americans?
president toilet shithead nigger dumbfuck fuckface poo bathroom cunt orange hitler is not my president
hey man, there's a hole in my arm where all the money goes
>>76017259
Love this comic (LOVE IT)
>>76017284
they hear american accents a lot more than we hear british accents
>>76017284
yes
or maybe not
>>76017284
How weird does British sound to Americans?
>>76016732
Someone should send something like this to Tim
Imagine how hard he'd lose his nut fucking lmao
He's literally living in the Big Brother house. Anything that happens to him, everyone can see it
>Downloaded Gwent on Saturday night
>Played 24h 59m already
I need help lads. Someone send help.
Had a nightmare that somebody out there was better than me.
But then I woke up and realized it was just a nightmare and not real.
>>76017074
good lads the EU are
fuck the subhuman euros
>>76017346
roaring at the thought but not sure the royal mail would do it
cannot tolerate british accents. sorry lads
>>76016078
World at War didn't have the same. WaW had swastikas in the game. They removed them from future games, even from the arms of the Nazi Zombies.
VERY bored at work today
>>76016732
Bono's fanmail
cannot tolerate yanks in general. sorry lads
>>76017386
I can just imagine you vocalising that post in your nasally whiny subhuman accent
>>76017382
a jiffy bag would work
>>76016984
I do
It's nice
>>76017332
no one here hears a british accent on a regular basis
might start a political party on the basis of closing down every pret a manger to starve the bourgeois
wew
>>76017437
I make sure to read all your posts in a "middle american" accent
When will the mainstream parties wake up and realise that the 1832 Reform Act was a mistake?
>>76017346
wish I lived in/near high wycombe
I'd do the wheelie bin full of water prank on tim
>>76017114
Jock bastard
done a shower
all wet now
>>76017355
pathetic manchild
>>76017486
ofug are they gaining back ground?
>>76017486
fucks sake just bought a buy-to-let there
>When will the mainstream parties wake up and realise that the 1832 Reform Act was a mistake?
>>76017486
my balls in the middle
>>76017486
are raqqah
>>76017486
Are Raqqa
>>76017535
not really they're about to disappear off the map
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/jun/12/theresa-may-apologies-backbenchers-election-mess
>Also under consideration is whether to exclude overseas students from the immigration numbers and even possibly to abandon the target to reduce immigration to the “tens of thousands”.
AHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHS
>>76017285
Good post
>>76017538
Do Croatians like American tourists?
>>76017486
hope the kurds get a state after all this
>>76017355
sort your life out mate
>>76017556
ahhh yes
remember only ukip will save us
*laughs at Ireland (the Republic of)*
>>76017567
I don't know, will ask them
>>76017556
really, I feel sorry for her. did you even see the pics of her on election night. she was going to burst into tears any moment.
>>76017556
I tried to warn tory voters that they will do absolutely nothing about immigration and was called a 'momentum shill'
love kurds smashing jihadists and pissing off turkey
hate kurdish communism
wat do?
>>76017601
*does this but also laughs at the other bit*
>>76017556
>exclude overseas students from the immigration numbers
Can't believe they were considering this. Chinks pay stupid money to study here
Turkey should be reclaimed by the west.
>>76017620
>I feel sorry for her.
why?
she decided to call an unnecessary election
she knew the risks
>>76017630
Fool me once shame on you
Fool me twice shame on me
Fool me three times ???
bog fart nigger shart is not my president
>>76017675
i'll keep voting for you because the murdoch papers told me labour would be worse and those are the only two choices
>>76017659
*laughs at the state of you*
Dis 4 my real republican niBBas
>>76017675
The third time, it's enemy action.
>>76017539
>>76017541
haha funny lads
>>76017556
the state of tory voters on here and britpol
>>76017515
na
thats not me