/brit/

pooed my pants LOL

heya /brit/, how's tricks?

william ulsterman

Children (under 25s) fuck off

>>75996034
congrats

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*enters thread*

Do I rate Chopin? No.

Do I rate Pogba? The answer to this is also no.

>he was born before 1994

Time to leave, grandpa!

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wish i was dead

I AM SCREAMING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MeIoEm6nEo

Gym weight machines?

Nah, I lift machines

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>there are lots of great arab works of literature i wouldnt mind reading

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>>75996050
MUSSUS BUNFIELD
I HAVE MADE A PEACEFUL AND LEGITIMATE REQUEST
FOR CHEDDAR CHEESE AND PINEAPPLE ON A STECK

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the future will be beautiful

>>75996033
fake news
>>75996030
fake news
>>75996025
fake news

everything is fine people just need to stop making a fuss and having a big moan. I know its fun to strike for more money and be greedy once in a while but it is not appropriate behaviour for doctors. people could die

>>75995966
Gemma Arterton, English MILF

>>75996077
>t. Dane butthurt that his country never invented anything

>>75996037
English?
We speak American

honestly wouldn't care if I died lads

don't want to kill myself because I know it would tear my family apart

but if I were to murdered that would be a different story, as long as it was quick

like if there was a terrorist attack I would just run at the terrorist and rugby tackle him, knowing I would be killed

he would kill me but at least I would die a hero and my family wouldn't be so upset

>>75996033
same

mentioned it before but there's a pensioner in my area with obvious mental problems and it's depressing as shite to see him wander around

Can you guys please stop trying to one-up the US in being the biggest laughingstock of the current world?

>>75996013
yeah two on the knuckle of my middle finger

>>75996070
>22-year-old thinking he's one of the kids
Ummmmm no sweaty, this is a a 1996+ general

>>75996088
>everything is fine people just need to stop making a fuss and having a big moan. I know its fun to strike for more money and be greedy once in a while but it is not appropriate behaviour for doctors. people could die
hmmmmmmm

>rating Palvin

lmao.

>>75996098
you would shit yourself senpai

>>75996107
germany smells like poo and is full of gayboys

>Starbucks
>Krispy Kreme
>Oreos
>Reeses
not sure I like this yankification of our culture

>>75996073
bit too far that lad

geworfenheit

>>75996107
Bit of an ironic post

>>75996107
as if you know anything about laughing

>>75996107
ah yes... german opinions
*puts it in a bin i've marked as "suggestion box"*

>>75996096
but his country invented our country

>>75996129
foy

>>75996114
N-no I still have a year left...

>>75996096
more than Pakistan, sweety

>>75996072

you will be. we all will.

during the Obama years, the number of Americans on foodstamps jumped from ~17 million to ~50 million

Today I worked right next to one of my city's housing projects and saw a ridiculous amount of welfare recipients driving around late model Cadillacs, BMW's, and even high dollar Mercedes coupes

*stops paying my taxes*

>>75996109
only time I got stitches was when I broke my wrist at school...

was NOT fun

>>75996096
arab literature though hahahahah
are you going to read your little book about selling pots at the bazaar? or the stories of abdul the magical camel? hahahah

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lads
Is it possible to have erectile dysfunction at the age of 20?

When I'm wanking if I take my hand off my cock for a milisecond it's no longer at it's maximum size. It's not completely flaccid but it's literally decreased by about a quarter.

Is this normal?

>>75996180
wank less

>>75996180
you're probably squishing it with a vice grip

>>75996168
how can a country that calls unironically itself "first world" and "civilised" use such a thing as food stamps?

>>75996180
stop wanking so much

>>75996180
hahah alri floppydick

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Alright which of you lads was asking questions on Question Time?

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W-women a-aren't m-mean r-right? I'm just i-insecure right?

>>75996198
>>75996203
I tried no fap for 2017.
Lasted until 5am January 1st.
>>75996199
>wanking with a half grip
Impossible to cum.

>>75996160
>>75996179
i am actually white as snow but i have mad respect for Arab doctors and mathematicians

iirc they laid down pretty much every principle of modern surgery and disease prevention back in the day

>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medicine_in_the_medieval_Islamic_world

>During the post-classical era, Islamic medicine was the most advanced in the world, integrating concepts of the ancient Greek, Roman, Persian as well as the ancient Indian traditions of Ayurveda. At the same time, the knowledge of the classical medicine was nearly lost to the medieval medicine of Western Europe, only to be regained by European physicians when they became familiar with Islamic medical authors during the Renaissance of the 12th century.[4]

Medieval Islamic physicians largely retained their authority until the rise of medicine as a part of the natural sciences, beginning with the Age of Enlightenment, nearly six hundred years after their textbooks were written.

the ol' 'th grip desensitised my willy

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>>75996180

>>75996222
genuinely imagine the average /brit/ lad looks like this

not me though

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>the view

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>75996226
girls can be quite mean yes

>>75996226
2. 3. 1

>>75996235
i mean you're wanking so hard you're squeezing your willy and making it longer

love wanking when i'm stoned desu

>>75996237
yeah not that interested in hearing how mohammeds cured diseases by chanting islamic prayer over a monkey's fez but you go ahead and do that mate ahahah

how does the normal mobile version of 4chan on mobile have features only availabe on 4chan x on desktop?

>>75996260
>i mean you're wanking so hard you're squeezing your willy and making it longer
isn't that a good thing?

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might sleep

>>75996244
Me too, even though I don't.

>>75996276
reeee
i know what youre doing but am powerless to stop it triggering me

youre acting just like an American

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>i am actually white as snow

>>75996290
i'm explaining why your willy shrinks when you stop holding it

think I might do a read
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_Thousand_and_One_Nights

>>75996278
>unironically phoneposting
shiggy diggy

>>75996200
These days it's called EBT and it's essentially a bank card.

But I agree. Hoping we start to require any bodied adult to work and pass regular drug tests before becoming eligible for any form of welfare because it's being exploited. You can buy alcohol and candy with food stamps at many convenience stores and I've heard of pawn shops paying straight cash for EBT credits. Meanwhile I'm still not happy with the percentage of my hard earned paycheck that gets taken as tax, our schools are overcrowded and underfunded, roads are in shit condition in some areas, etc.

>>75996301
i bet you i am whiter than you

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that first listen of the day

>>75996278
Like what?

>>75996132
I don't really see the irony 2bh. We are the most popular country in the world

>>75996136
Though I know when a joke stopped being funny.

>>75996143
Be careful with putting little notes in boxes. You might destablize your government and crash your economy in the process.

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>i bet you i am whiter than you

Tiocfaidh ár lá!

>>75996336
>how dare the poor save up their food stamps to buy candy
>dont they know its illegal to enjoy yourself if youre on the dole?

>>75996336
*able-bodied

>born in 1998

I'm good, right la?

>>75996336
>Meanwhile I'm still not happy with the percentage of my hard earned paycheck that gets taken as tax
FOY

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urrrrrrrrghhh ahhhhhhh, u wanna blowjob fer a tenner?

>>75996200
Ah yes, I still remember when we had them, under Bismarck.

hold these dubs for me

>>75996365
and a ching chong nip nong to you too

I'd legitimately pay Bibi Netanyahu to put a Palestinian baby in a wood chipper sooner than I'd give a single penny to a female Twitch streamer

>>75996352
You just got up?

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>>75996362
im going to heem you off the face of the planet

meet me by tescos at 7:00am tomorrow

>>75996388
checked

>>75996411
it's tomorrow now

>>75996396
Can only imagine the dire chain of events that prompted you to write this post

>>75996414
>this is the lad who reads arab literature
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA

>>75996385
What a fucking hideous specimen. As if Babestation noises gimp spergs out over this meff.

>>75996414
cute

>>75996414
This runt cunt heeming a fly, let alone a person
HOWLING

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>im going to heem you off the face of the planet
>meet me by tescos at 7:00am tomorrow

German opinions are like German porn


Shit

The Bradley poster is such a cancerous cringelord

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Going to bed before i start bouncing off the walls in impotent rage

>>75996414
got a girls haircut m8

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>there are people ITT who don't subscribe to panspermia

heh

gonna go to bed now, got a cracking book about trading goats I just can't wait to dive into

tried to break up with the so called gf today and i think i failed. she's just so fat

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moths! :3

>>75996472
german opinions are like germany
irrelevant

have been unbanned and am ready to mingle xo

How is it that Britain simultaneously has the ugliest women and the most attractive boys?

>>75996373
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/01/13/well/eat/food-stamp-snap-soda.html?_r=0
Why is the money I work to earn being taken from me to buy shit the "poor" in good health don't even need? I saw so many useless cunts not working, not paying rent or a mortgage or health insurance or even a phone bill or any of the things I have to pay on my own and many of them are still somehow driving around in cars I can't afford.

It's drug funded fraud m8. A lot of them don't even try to hide the fact that they make plenty of money under the table and then snake tax dollars under the guise of actually needing them when they don't.

Fortunately Trump is on it
http://www.newsweek.com/trump-2018-budget-welfare-reform-614410

Earn yourself nice things if you want them. Piss off if you don't.

imagine going to the hairdressers and saying "yeah mate i want this one" as you point to some tart in hello magazine

then you go home feeling well chuffed with yourself and probably a little bit prissy and you read a spot of light arab literature before bed

>>75996514
evil creatures, the ones who seem friendly or cute are only acting to deceive you. they're essentially demonic tricksters, no exaggeration

>>75996522
mingle with THIS....

.
.

*offers you my hand*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS37SNYjg8w

cheeky laugh

>>75996505
that's like a cuck thing, right?

keep saying enit and init organically when im drunk. anyone else have this problem?

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cannot stop napping lads

get in from work and I feel so tired I'll be unable to accomplish anything unless I sleep

then I end up sleeping for 2-4 hours and wake up feeling like shite and regret it

then I go to bed at like 2-3am and wake up at 7 feeling extremely tired and the cycle repeats

ah yes, 'turbans through the ages' hm very interesting

>>75996581
poof

>>75996533
I don't know but t-thanks :3

>>75996577
erm hmm.. *ironically

>>75996581
you need Allah la, get 'sheedd asap

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the gf

none of you guys aren't even true nerds, i bet half of you aren't even gamerguys


name 10 pokemon
what WoW server do you play? (if you even knows what WoW is...)
what's your favourite anime?
yeah. that's what i thought - no answers. rendered speechless.


fucking poseurs.

>>75996505
Surely not. Is it even up for debate anymore except for people with crazy religious beliefs?

>>75996612
fog

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>>75996563
Evil? How are they demonic tricksters? They're fluffy, innocent, cute, pure and wonderful!

going to put my curlers in before i get in bed

want to my hair to be nice and bouncy for when i return my copy of "your cousin and you" to the local mosque

why is it that /vp/ = pokemon

>'The King's Daughter and the Ape'
hmm

>>75996572
*giggles and takes your hand, kissing your cheek*

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>>75996588
>>75996561
>>75996511
>>75996434
>>75996331
>>75996644
ARAB LITERATURE IS GOOD
STOP MOCKING DEAD GENIUSES

MODERN DAY ARABS ARENT THEIR FAULT THEY DESERVE RESPECT

STOPITSTOPITSTOPITSTOPIT
REEEEEEEEE

>>75996628
>Is it even up for debate
well obviously given that it's a hypothesis with precisely 0 evidence
it's probably true, but there is no proof of it (yet)

>>75996659
mocking your gay haircut mate

>>75996085
the final goal of diversity and multiculturalism

having earth be one homogenous blob of race and culture and probably language is just sad

honestly think the posters in /brit/ might be some of the funniest in all of 4chan

russian literature>irish literature>english literature>french literature>italian literature>american literature>>>>>everything else

>>75996651
There was once a King’s daughter, whose heart was taken with love of a black slave: he did away her maidenhead, and she became passionately addicted to amorous dalliance, so that she could not endure from it a single hour and made moan of her case to one of her body women, who told her that no thing doth the deed of kind more abundantly than the ape.

doing a poo

parents just took an axe to my room the shining style

>>75996690
cringe

>>75996695
Russian
English
Chinese
French
Arab
Italian
American

every1 else

>>75996690
don't exactly need to be a high jump champion to clear that particular bar

>>75996697
Now it chanced, one day, that an ape-leader passed under her lattice, with a great ape; so she unveiled her face and looking upon the ape, signed to him with her eyes, whereupon he broke his bonds and shackles and climbed up to the princess, who hid him in a place with her, and he abode, eating and drinking and cricketing, night and day.

pikachu, bulbasaur, charmander, squirtle, mudkip, meowth, onyx, rayquaza, mew, kyogre

darkspear

zero no tsukaima

finished my poo

*sneaks into your house*
*puts all the food in your fridge into my backpack*
*takes a humongous stinking shit on your carpet
*smears it in with a photo of your family*
*sticks a fork through your tv screen*
*runs out*

>>75996736
good lad

>>75996736
*chomps your poo with my teeth*

>>75996690
I'll be honest mate, most of those 'posters' are just me, resetting my IP every 11 minutes to give an inflated count of people who peruse and comment in these threads.

unown-A, unown-B, unown-C, unown-D, unown-E, unown-F, unown-G, unown-H, unown-I, unown-J

dentarg horde

anime is for paedophiles

>>75996726
Her father heard of this and would have killed her, but she took the alarm and disguising herself in a [male] slave’s habit, loaded a mule with gold and jewels and precious stuffs past count; then, taking horse with the ape, fled to Cairo, where she took up her abode in one of the houses without the city.

why has russia produced the greatest intellectuals and the worst subhumans?

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48hrs till my flgiht

>>75996610
Think that's the bf mate

hate myself

someone do an 'all me' post
im too tired

this guy cracks me up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qisrlrCdkI

first 30 seconds

>>75996751
if i woke up to find this happened to my house i wouldnt care about anything except for stealing all of the food. thats diabolical

/brit/ is literally 3 guys on 3 proxies each and a janitor

i make roughly 70% of the good content on this general

>>75996782
Now, every day, she used to buy meat of a young man, a butcher, but came not to him till after noonday, pale and disordered in face; so that he said in himself, ‘There hangs some mystery by this slave.’ For she used to visit him in her slave’s habit. [Quoth the butcher,]

>>75996783
they get a special and rare form of autism that makes their minds a double edge sword

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAuCVkFjOws
>49 seconds

>>75996820
shut the hell up

love me some comfy solhenitsyn tbqhwyl

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Great to see the worlds scare resources are going to those who deserve it

>>75996783
So have China, India and the US

But funnily enough, not Indonesia

>>75996820
I unironically make about 30-50 posts a thread

getting the daily dose of sargon

>>75996825
So, one day, when she came to me as usual, I went out after her, unseen, and ceased not to follow her from place to place, so as she saw me not, till she came to her lodging, without the city, and I looked in upon her, through a cranny, and saw her light a fire and cook the meat, of which she ate her fill and gave the rest to an ape she had with her.

>>75996786
where are u

goin'

OwO what is this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSKEo-fBLIc

>>75996581
You have narcolepsy. Go to the doctor.

Predator is 30 years old

>>75996845
>India
recommend me some indian intellectuals

>>75996863
ramanujan is the classic example

>>75996849
Then she put off her slave’s habit and donned the richest of women’s apparel; and so I knew that she was a woman. After this she set on wine and drank and gave the ape to drink; and he served her nigh half a score times, till she swooned away, when he threw a silken coverlet over her and returned to his place.

>>75996841
My dick is scarce of her lips

whose your favourite incest porn mommy?

>>75996876
Thereupon I went down into the midst of the place and the ape, becoming aware of me, would have torn me in pieces; but I made haste to pull out my knife and slit his paunch.

>>75996610
need a floating head gf

The post after mine is
>>75996915

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Awwwwwwwwwwww :3

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p055lch4

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>>75996893

>>75996851
Amsterdam

>>75996900
The noise aroused the young lady, who awoke, terrified and trembling; and when she saw the ape in this plight, she gave such a shriek, that her soul well-nigh departed her body. Then she fell down in a swoon, and when she came to herself, she said to me, “What moved thee to do thus? By Allah, I conjure thee to send me after him!”

>>75996841
all the money she is making could have been given to nurses and soldiers

this lads gay
>>75996935

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PAKIS OUT! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>75996944
ddd

>>75996930
But I spoke her fair and engaged to her that I would stand in the ape’s stead, in the matter of much clicketing, till her trouble subsided and I took her to wife.

>>75996944
'shalla

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>>75996918
DUDE

>>75996934
futureposting will NEVER BE A THING

>>75996863
The Buddha

>>75996751
We got broken into at uni and they stole a frozen pizza and a bag of frozen chicken. Left a PS3 and flatscreen TV.

what should i do first:

-cut my toenails
-apply acidic vinegar to my verrucas

>>75996953
However, I fell short in this and could not endure to it; so I complained of her case to a certain old woman, who engaged to manage the affair and said to me, “Thou must bring me a cooking-pot full of virgin vinegar and a pound of pyrethrum.”

once put anthrax in a PS3 and left it in some runtoid student halls

>>75996981
the verrucas thingy

flat earth is real

>>75996981
*serves up your goolies on a platter*

>>75996914
cute! CUTE! :3

>>75996985
So I brought her what she sought, and she laid the pyrethrum in the pot with the vinegar and set it on the fire, till it boiled briskly. Then she bade me serve the girl, and I served her, till she fainted away, when the old woman took her up, and she unknowing, and set her kaze to the mouth of the cooking-pot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpfbDLFSZb4

this is a post to me
>>75997019
hello

>>75997006
explain how it's daytime in australia and nighttime here

>>75996981

>>75997005
*Ewwwwwww just found out what that is

will I look like a nonce going swimming alone?

>>75997015
The steam of the pot entered her poke and there fell from it somewhat, which I examined and behold, it was two worms, one black and the other yellow. Quoth the old woman, “The black was bred of the embraces of the negro and the yellow of those of the ape.”

remember Riley?
remember al-britani?
remember ice lad?
remember caralad?
remember ribena?
remember Craven?
remember poleboo?

i do. do you?

>>75997006
except that would conflict with the hollow earth theory which is fare more tenable

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>>75997026
>he falls for the bait

>>75997043
no

>>75997045
how will I ever recover

>>75997041
When my wife recovered from her swoon, she abode with me, in all delight and solace of life, and sought not copulation, as before, for God the Most High had done away from her this appetite; whereat I marvelled and acquainted her with the case.

leftypol killed the Earl Craven in their takeover

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me on the left

This is a Limestone statue. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encrusted with Gypsum, Native platinum, Magnetite, Limonite and Malachite, studded with Pig iron, decorated with cave lobster shell and encircled with bands of Limestone, Gypsum, Magnetite, Native gold, Limonite and Oak. This object is adorned with hanging rings of Limestone, Gypsum, Magnetite and Limonite and menaces with spikes of Limestone, Steel and Brown jasper. On the item is an image of Dimpledflags the Iron hatch cover in Limestone.

On the item is an image of Ngokang Haterampart the goblin and dwarves in Limestone. Ngokang Haterampart is surrounded by the dwarves. The artwork relates to the rise of the goblin Ngokang Haterampart as an enemy of The Arrow of Tournaments in the summer of 204.

On the item is an image of Mistem Puretown the dwarf and Crazethin the grimeling in Limestone. Crazethin is striking down Mistem Puretown. The artwork relates to the killing of the dwarf Mistem Puretown by the grimeling Crazethin in Ravenlabors in the late autumn of 203. On the item is an image of diamonds in Limestone. On the item is an image of buckets in Limestone. On the item is an image of shining suns in Limestone. On the item is an image of Mafol Handletone the dwarf in Limestone. On the item is an image of toads in Limestone. On the item is an image of a tree in Limestone. On the item is an image of a shortfin mako shark in Limestone. On the item is an image of Kol Plaitpainted the dwarf and dwarves in Limestone. Kol Plaitpainted is surrounded by the dwarves. The artwork relates to the ascension of the dwarf Kol Plaitpainted to leadership of The Arrow of Tournaments in 1. On the item is an image of Planepacked the Limestone statue in Limestone. On the item is an image of Kol Plaitpainted the dwarf and dwarves in Limestone. Kol Plaitpainted is surrounded by the dwarves. The artwork relates to the ascension of the dwarf Kol Plaitpainted to leadership of The Arrow of Tournaments in 1.

>>75997043
none of these people ever existed

>>75997069
Moreover, [quoth he who tells the tale,] she took the old woman to be to her in the stead of her mother, and she and Werdan and his wife abode in joy and cheer, till there came to them the Destroyer of Delights and the Sunderer of Companies; and glory be to the Living One, who dieth not and in whose hand is the empire of the Seen and the Unseen!

>>75997111
checking these trips

On the item is an image of dwarves in Limestone. The dwarves are traveling. The artwork relates to the foundation of Ravenlabors by The Sabres of Authoring of The Arrow of Tournaments in the early spring of 202.

On the item is an image of Imush Towerurged the dwarf and Aslot Spideryurges the goblin in Limestone. Aslot Spideryurges is shooting Imush Towerurged. The artwork relates to the shooting of the dwarf Imush Towerurged by the goblin Aslot Spideryurges in Ravenlabors in the midsummer of 204 during The Fourth Attempted Abduction at Ravenlabors. On the item is an image of a Oak in Limestone. On the item is an image of a shining sun in Limestone. On the item is an image of Mafol Handletone the dwarf and dwarves in Limestone. Mafol Handletone is surrounded by the dwarves. The artwork relates to the ascension of the dwarf Mafol Handletone to leadership of The Arrow of Tournaments in 155. On the item is an image of Dimpledflags the Iron hatch cover in Limestone. On the item is an image of Dimpledflags the Iron hatch cover in Limestone. On the item is an image of a toad in Limestone. On the item is an image of a purring maggot in Limestone. On the item is an image of Planepacked the Limestone statue in Limestone. On the item is an image of Crazethin the grimeling and Kadol Basementhushed the dwarf in Limestone. Kadol Basementhushed is striking down Crazethin. The artwork relates to the killing of the grimeling Crazethin by the dwarf Kadol Basementhushed in Ravenlabors in the late autumn of 203. On the item is an image of a Longland grass in Limestone. On the item is an image of a Tower-cap in Limestone. On the item is an image of thick crescents in Limestone. On the item is an image of Planepacked the Limestone statue in Limestone. On the item is an image of a diamond in Limestone.

>>75997006
Flat Earth........ Israel?

>>75997105
The end.

>>75997037
depends will you be staring at the little girls in bikinis?

why do both carpenter brut and perturbator have satanic themes in their work? is it a french thing?

/cum/ is preparing a raid.

Get to them first

>>75992816
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*looks at you*

>>75997159
bannable offence
the janny will be hearing about this

>>75997043
aren't poleaboo and ribena the same man?

On the item is an image of Mafol Handletone the dwarf and dwarves in Limestone. Mafol Handletone is surrounded by the dwarves. The artwork relates to the ascension of the dwarf Mafol Handletone to leadership of The Arrow of Tournaments in 155.

On the item is an image of Ago Menacetrap the goblin and Alath Helmedabbey the Imperial Spring of Drills the dwarf in Limestone. Alath Helmedabbey the Imperial Spring of Drills is striking down Ago Menacetrap. The artwork relates to the killing of the goblin Ago Menacetrap by the dwarf Alath Helmedabbey the Imperial Spring of Drills in Ravenlabors in the late autumn of 205 during The Attempted Abduction at Ravenlabors.

On the item is an image of squares in Limestone. On the item is an image of Atis Brandtools the dwarf and dwarves in Gypsum. Atis Brandtools is surrounded by the dwarves. The artwork relates to the ascension of the dwarf Atis Brandtools to leadership of The Arrow of Tournaments in 17.

On the item is an image of Drufuchakin the kobold and Datan Treatydawned the dwarf in Gypsum. Datan is striking down Drufuchakin. The artwork relates to the killing of the kobold Drufuchakin by the dwarf Datan in Ravenlabors in the early winter of 206 during The Fourth Attempted Theft at Ravenlabors. On the item is an image of Mafol Handletone the dwarf in Limestone. On the item is an image of two toads in Gypsum. On the item is an image of Planepacked the Limestone statue in Gypsum. On the item is an image of a rope reed in Gypsum. On the item is an image of two full moons in Gypsum. On the item is an image of circles in Limestone. On the item is an image of Aslot Spideryurges the goblin and dwarves in Limestone. Aslot Spideryurges is surrounded by the dwarves. The artwork relates to the rise of the goblin Aslot Spideryurges as an enemy of The Arrow of Tournaments in the midsummer of 204.

>>75996841
this girl is a great meme, i hope she has a good life with all that money


shes dumb as a rock but shes incredibly sexy

>>75997159
don't care

On the item is an image of Kol Plaitpainted the dwarf and dwarves in Limestone. Kol Plaitpainted is surrounded by the dwarves. The artwork relates to the ascension of the dwarf Kol Plaitpainted to leadership of The Arrow of Tournaments in 1. On the item is an image of Planepacked the Limestone statue in Limestone. On the item is an image of a toad in Limestone. On the item is an image of Planepacked the Limestone statue in Limestone. On the item is an image of a cloud in Limestone. On the item is an image of a barrel in Limestone. On the item is an image of two narrow crescents in Limestone. On the item is an image of narrow crescents in Limestone. On the item is an image of a barrel in Limestone. On the item is an image of dwarves in Limestone. The dwarves are traveling. The artwork relates to the foundation of Ravenlabors by The Sabres of Authoring of The Arrow of Tournaments in the early spring of 202.

On the item is an image of Atis Brandtools the dwarf and dwarves in Limestone. Atis Brandtools is surrounded by the dwarves. The artwork relates to the ascension of the dwarf Atis Brandtools to leadership of The Arrow of Tournaments in 17. On the item is an image of Planepacked the Limestone statue in Limestone. On the item is an image of Mafol Handletone the dwarf in Limestone. On the item is an image of Planepacked the Limestone statue in Limestone. On the item is an image of Cani Lustrousduties the human and Atu Seduceshameful the goblin in Limestone. Cani Lustrousduties is making a plaintive gesture. Atu Seduceshameful is striking a menacing pose. The artwork relates to the mortal wounding of the human Cani Lustrousduties by the goblin Atu Seduceshameful in Ravenlabors in the late summer of 206 during The Attempted Abduction at Ravenlabors.

On the item is an image of dwarves in Limestone. The dwarves are laboring. The artwork relates to the foundation of Ravenlabors by The Sabres of Authoring of The Arrow of Tournaments in the early spring of 202.

>>75997204
stupid cuck

>>75996981
olive oil infused with garlic and crushed eye of newt >>>> vinegar......

>>75997204
what makes her dumb

wish thailad was here so i could beg him to do a stream and then call him a nonce when he refuses

On the item is an image of Libash Wirepunch the dwarf and Kumil Steamywheeled the dwarf in Magnetite. Kumil Steamywheeled is striking down Libash Wirepunch. The artwork relates to the killing of the dwarf Libash Wirepunch by the dwarf Kumil Steamywheeled in Ravenlabors in the late autumn of 206. On the item is an image of a thin cross in Limonite. On the item is an image of a circle in Magnetite. On the item is an image of Planepacked the Limestone statue in Magnetite. On the item is an image of Planepacked the Limestone statue in Magnetite. On the item is an image of dwarves in Magnetite. The dwarves are traveling. The artwork relates to the foundation of Ravenlabors by The Sabres of Authoring of The Arrow of Tournaments in the early spring of 202. On the item is an image of a thick crescent in Magnetite. On the item is an image of diamonds in Limonite. On the item is an image of Planepacked the Limestone statue in Magnetite. On the item is an image of a barrel in Magnetite. On the item is an image of Kol Plaitpainted the dwarf and dwarves in Magnetite. Kol Plaitpainted is surrounded by the dwarves. The artwork relates to the ascension of the dwarf Kol Plaitpainted to leadership of The Arrow of Tournaments in 1. On the item is an image of Planepacked the Limestone statue in Limonite. On the item is an image of a toad in Magnetite. On the item is an image of a ballista in Magnetite. On the item is an image of Kol Plaitpainted the dwarf and dwarves in Magnetite. Kol Plaitpainted is surrounded by the dwarves. The artwork relates to the ascension of the dwarf Kol Plaitpainted to leadership of The Arrow of Tournaments in 1. On the item is an image of a wave in Magnetite. On the item is an image of waves in Limonite. On the item is an image of Sigun Frostsalves the dwarf and dwarves in Magnetite. Sigun Frostsalves is surrounded by the dwarves. The artwork relates to the rise of the dwarf Sigun Frostsalves as an enemy of The Arrow of Tournaments in the late autumn of 206.

i really want a gf who likes shoegaze.....

>>75997234


Mexico hates you

>>75997266
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>>75997266
>>75997266

Strongly suspect my friend is gay and I am of interest to him. How can I be sure?

>>75997291
chicano out in full force, i see

>>75997282
oh frig off

>>75997295
ask him
"hey just wondering - are you gay? its fine if you are, im just curious"

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opinion on the gf?

>>75997291
he's not wrong

>>75997327
quite good

how many times do you lads think the cash me ouside girl has had sex since she got famous?

Listen here you lefty liberal cu*k

>>75997327
would root her fanny

talk about me you better hashtag problem

wish i was a greek in australia

>>75997356
literally who

>>75997327
shes pretty cute


ey man but real talk, you hittin' dat?

adidas creps don't axe where i got them

might convert to wicca

christianity is a jewish invader that ruined europe

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>>75997406
>ey man but real talk, you hittin' dat?

give the 4chan account back, jamal

the epitome of 4chan just arrived at my house (roommates friend)

https://youtu.be/0ASBbNeUg_8?t=1m37s


what does this appear to be to you???

mad if you said to the romans 2000 years ago that by now any non abrahamic jewish derived religions would be dominant globally

they'd probably laugh at you
>>75997421
is that ken cosgrove

>>75997452
kill him
save us all

youre our only hope

>>75997356
pmed you the answer x

Absolute banger
https://youtu.be/Bo759np9-nM

>>75997410
cool how do you apply to be a wiccan

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>>75997406
>ey man but real talk, you hittin' dat?

>>75997472
he's worse than i thought
the epitome of the typical yank that posts on /brit/ and /int/ as a whole

>>75997428
4chan doesn't have accounts you fucking idiot

What's the best way to get rid of a sty? Mine won't go.

>>75997495
dunno but apparently there's a lot sex in the rain involved and i can definitely get down with that

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>4chan doesn't have accounts you fucking idiot

what's it mean when a girl has gigantic pupils? like, almost the size of her eye? supposedly not on drugs

bullet trainwreck got me lit *ok emoji* *laughing tears emoji*

>>75997545
girls with big eyes are attractive

Mad to think the queen is a direct descendant of William the conqueror you are looking at a piece of history when you look at her

>>75997540
*throws you in a pile with the other dead leafs*

>>75997545
means she is in love with you - her pupils "open up" to you the way her vagina would. shes letting you into her heart through her eyes.

>>75997502
urine and milk mixed together. run it on 4 times a day

>>75997557
>>75997564
she's fat :(

>>75997545
SUCCubus

>>75997545
It means you're a cuc*

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>>75997327
bretty gute
But she's no Kate

>>75997596
you do realise the person in that photo is not called kate, right?

would like to just come here and have discussions

shame you're all such hopeless fucking retards

>>75997577
aw, FUCK. GOD dammit

>>75997577
you mean thicc :)

>>75997501
>being this dense
hate yanks
love pints
simple as

>>75997618
no... :(

>>75997616
heh

>>75997614
Well I don't know her name but I do know she wasn't who I was referring to, yes

Dreading the birthday to see how few posts I will get to my Facebook wall. It's been getting consistently fewer and fewer for the past five years or so x

>>75997657
i haven't had a facebook in 3 years

>>75997616
what about?
urban planning, uk hip hop, skiing or the latest streetwear are all okay by me

>>75997649
say something smart

you probably don't even know the largest element that can be made without a supernova

party rockers posting is the worst meme in a long time
summer is here

>>75997680
how will we recognise each other

>>75997680
great idea yank! actually, no, FUCK OFF

>>75997732
>>75997732
>>75997732

new

>>75997732
>>75997732
>>75997732

>>75997712
I can smell your posts from a mile away

>>75997692
uranium?

>>75997692
lead?

>>75997743
>>75997775


its iron actually
no u know
respect for not googling

>>75997781
That's what I thought at first but then I thought it was a trick question.

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After months of studying, cross examination and more than one failed expirement I've come to the consensus that the Irish are indeed white

>>75996070
>>75996114
Soon they will gas all of us born before 2000, let's savour this moment.

But on the plus side free suicide when?

>>75996098

Im going to travel to Britain in about a month, maybe we can do a murder suicide.

>>76006309
fuck off jew