IRA Edition
maisie
Anime
>>75917043
hows yer uncle
Fucking aussies
hate myself
hate life
hate you
need a bf lads
German utterly btfo so so happy
real talk are there any decent youtube channels?
>>75917112
i can be your friend
i am genuinely afraid to go outside on canada day
my town is still 95% white but a few years ago a sandnigger from the city crashed a small aircraft right downtown, it could happen again
when i first came to /brit/ i got bullied and mocked and i didn't get why, but after that interaction in the last thread i fully understand it
might start doing that thing that edward norton did in fight club where he went to support groups for cancer and that
>have French friend who is currently based in Cambridge
>his younger sister just turned 18 and will go to Cambridge uni starting October
>came to the UK on Friday, will be staying with her brother until she finds her own accommodation
>intends to "have the vacation of her life" in the four months before starting uni
>I picked her up at the airport with my friend because he doesn't have a car
>spending the weekend with them because why not
>just hitting the landmarks and a few pubs for the most part
>she keeps hitting on me non-stop
>friend laughs about it instead of telling his little sister to behave
She's pretty but I don't really want to end up shagging a good friend's little sister lads. Advice?
Adding to the creepy is the fact I've met her once before when I visited my friend in France (we went to public school together) and she was seven at the time. She's ten years younger than me.
fucking pirates
>>75917158
*annexes Alsace-Lorraine as compensation*
>>75917161
https://www.youtube.com/user/TheAlexJonesChannel
this ones really good
don't know many others though
>>75917161
h3h3
idubbztv
vsauce
austin augie
jade joddle
it was not officially declared terrorism but how do they really know
this town is also the 'hate crime capital of canada' and burnt down the mosque after the paris attacks or something so i feel like we may be a target
>>75917193
ah yes I was looking for a new fucking novel to read
william wallace lads
Took a girl home last night fellas.
We get up this morning and she turns in the telly and starts watching cartoons for a 5 year old. Wtfing hard right now.
>>75917193
FONT
not happy lads
suicidal is a term i hear thrown about, and i think that accurately portrays my feelings
confidence is a preference for the habitual voyeur of what is known as
>>75917193
FOSNT
@75917228
so fucking do it then you pussy
>>75917168
what are your interests?
>>75917225
'nce
>>75917105
I'm actually working class as fuck, my grandparents were all miners and they all live in 3-4 bedroom houses, i didn't even go to uni lmao
NORTHERN POWERHOUSE IS REAL
>tfw don't know how to swim and can't ride a bike
feels bad, too embarrassed to learn how now though
>>75917238
>FOSNT
haven't seen this one before
getting a bit peeved off with these early news
we rarely get to 310 these days, think janny needs to have a word
>>75917193
stop being a woofter
either that or she'll let a paki poke her instead
Dude I'm already best girl lmao
this thread is relephant to my internets
Any lads wanna go to the pub with me?
POOO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO FARRRT BRRRRRRRRAAAAPPPPTTTTRPPPPPP
>>75917043
>undefeated
>half their country is still occupied
>army
>putting bombs in bins and running away
>>75917251
ehhhhh ermmmmmmm.... TTYL
*slinks away*
>.>
>>75917252
She says she loves me and wants a baby too.
@75917254
>working class
>owns house at 21
"no"
>>75917284
Fantastic post
buuuckckckckckckckckcksssssssssss
where is it
has it slepped through alarm
we want to start come on reeeeee
>>75917293
>this angers the paddy
https://twitter.com/deathbyliberals/status/873359400739586049
*sips tea*
>>75917161
Get on dat Reviewbrah
Wish I had a longbow to practice with in case the frogs come a-knocking.
>>75917298
was she a native?
>>75917280
would but don't have any id and i haven't aged at all since i was 16
this thread just made me realize that the world is good, the world is safe, and that w'ell win the war on terror in our lifetimes lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJBF5F2h8-U
what does FONT mean
Last night I hold Aladdin's lamp
So I wished that I could stay
Before the thing could answer me
Well, someone came and took the lamp away
>>75917225
Imagine if you were a tribal mudnigger familial patriarch who suddenly received a 60k/year reparations for colonialism. What would you buy?
Lads, your minding your own business when suddenly Rihanna teleports to your back garden and starts stripping down to her knickers for her new music video
do you:
a) get comfortable and enjoy the show
or
b)do as a certain DUP-voting farmer did and sperg out to your local press because of muh protestanism
>>75917161
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrauBQf7FpI
lindybeige
>>75917315
loving this excluding people for no good reason gimmick
football yank here: AMA
>>75917212
had forgotten about austin xx
>>75917327
Yeah lad. Trying to use my dick as her ticket out of here
>>75917334
Oh. Ok.
>>75917193
hnnnng imagine her little cunny
>>75917370
was she fit?
I just want to fuck and have a girl to spoon with at night.
Is that too much to ask?
Hey Georgia K
Would you make me a mess
A storm cloud
A sea shell
A bright and shiny dress
When I wish
Upon a star
I think of you
No matter where you are
>>75917193
fuck off
BRRRRAPPPPT BRAAAAAAAAPPPP BRRRRRRRRAAAAAAPPPPPP BOLLOCKS CRUUUSHH MY LOVE AND MY BOLLOCKS FUUUUUCKKK OFFF
>>75917360
Why are you consistently the best poster here?
>>75917382
obviously it is
the collective unconscious is real
>>75917193
Just fuck her you homosexual toad.
>>75917350
Probably have a cheeky wank desu
>>75917338
Fuck Off Nonce Tory
>/eire/ has their own josie
Mad
How's it foing?
>>75917350
fuck me, had forgotten about that
really, REALLY want to have sex with my cousin, lads
the goal flat
>>75917344
Right now I'd buy a nice black coffee and some French toast.
>>75917381
She's a bit chubby but has great tits and ass.
>ywn live through a bnp landslide
It's been a week since the gf split up with me
>>75917161
depends on what hobbies you're interested in
one of my favorites
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChWv6Pn_zP0rI6lgGt3MyfA
Do british people tend to think of themselves as primarily 'british' or primarily english/welsh/scottish
pls respond
just had a TOASTED peanut butter and jelly AMA
>>75917362
think he may be the biggest normie alive but he somehow remains likeable
quite the ahcievment
yh the only nice yank is the one that likes football
rest can fuck off simple as
i'm cold
>>75917463
dont care
FONT
>>75917417
I feel like it would taint my relationship with her brother. I've known him since we were twelve - sixteen years now.
>>75917469
European x
>>75917463
haha
>>75917431
youre not josie
maybe SJWs have evolved to a higher plane of reasoning than traditional critical thinking
they operate on feelings and emotions because that's what's important today
not logic, that's for robots
>>75917447
she probably wants to have sex with you
just go for it
>really, REALLY want to have sex with my cousin, lads
>>75917469
we canadians think of ourselves as primarily british
>>75917469
only pakis, ulster scots and inner city dwellers call themselves british
>>75917469
I'm a world citizen, now FOY
>>75917212
i watch jade joddle because i have poor speech
1000 year paddy-tory reich
You arrive in Nuneaton.
>>75917478
wow great post
/s
fucking zilch
>>75917431
hate how much i love your gimmick
>>75917485
So marry her and deepen your relationship with him to that of brothers.
Fraternity through his sister's pussy.
Emilia
>>75917212
>>75917495
O yh
>>75917478
i like the one who posts cats
>>75917470
o_o shut the fuck up, no way
70s London looked so grim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrxX9TBj2zY
shoe0nhead would be a perfect gf for me, she has basically the same personality as me except more feminine
perhaps in another life
tell me about her, anon
what are her feet like?
thinking about radical centrism..
bucks if youre awake come to the Place
>>75917502
doubt it desu
she's so fit though, she's always barefoot too
hnnng thank fuck for Facebook
It is time
I must ascend to the Place
The kingdom of Heaven awaits
>>75917469
scots think of themselves as scottish
welsh think of themselves as welsh
northerners think of themselves as english
southerners think of themselves as british
don't know/care about ulster
>>75917597
corrrrr
my life has been absolutely bullshit so far, so i figure by the law of averages i'll be extremely successful one day
You arive Middleborough
>>75917571
piss off you fucking nonces
need a tomboy gf
>>75917604
chop cop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4pBiL7bKjM
>ywn have an hipster, short coloured hair SJW gf
WHY EVEN LIVE?
>>75917566
saw a world class milf at BJ's (wholesale) today and she also had really qt feet. she was wearing short khakis pulled up hight and tight with a white tanktop tucked in and small brown sandals
kinda of wanted to jizz on every inch of her 2bh
In bed
very bored
don't like this private 'tube redditflagger elitism gimmick
You arrive at Stonehenge
>>75917627
>Middleborough
state of you
>>75917652
I love a good milf
>>75917579
post a snapshot of her feet
peaked at primary school
was all downhill from there
>>75917664
Post jammies
>>75917664
Do people actually wear shirts to bed?
You arrive at the SOUTHERN POWERHOUSE
>>75917721
lefties and the like do
>>75917652
I work at a grocery store so i deal with milfs a lot
its quite frustrating
might buy a do-rag and a bmx
thoughts?
the morning commute from london to luton
>>75917690
same
>>75917679
Yes in retrospect it was a rather cringe post but not as cringe as if I deleted it
>>75917690
peaked in 3rd form in grammar school
Was one of the most popular lads in the year
now i have no friends and still no gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlWCVN1gWsM choon
imagine being fucked by a tiger
>>75917690
i did this too, but only in terms of footy skills haha
>>75917172
have no fear, the weedman is here
https://twitter.com/CPC_HQ/status/873313771741212672
>>75917752
FONT
>>75917768
what font mean
>>75917752
but at least youre smart
>>75917735
bruh start hitting on them
feeling quite tipsy desu lads, but i'm about to be absolutely WANKERED when i smoke this spliff
>>75917741
get a gopro too and traverse chester x
>>75917690
Peaked the day I developed consciousness in my mothers womb
All downhill from there
>>75917762
What is his expression trying to convey?
>>75917689
unironically am a contributing member on wikifeet
Molymeme has lost his fucking mind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVeCNI3gLUY
whats foing on
hurry up
>>75917673
DO WOP
>>75917795
dad literally does that
imagine how raw and primal it would be to fuck a neanderthal
>>75917741
*thumbs up to this idea*
go for it
Why do itv show tipping point at 12 30 am lol
>>75917785
Fuck Off NuroTypical
>>75917258
super normie
>>75917783
>>75917783
O_O SO CUTE
>>75917806
you're doing god's work, son
>>75917798
I don't know, but whatever it is it's very mild and inoffensive.
>>75917043
Hull reporting
Can't sleep, fantasised about slapping my dad in the face real hard and now I am full of energy
ahh yes the dup
fire in the disco
>>75917793
careful
mosquitoes did my shit in
>>75917842
>>75917604
oi josie what's the secret place post it now you little minx
have to admit that Greater London does come up with some cracking gimmicks
>>75917823
w-what
>>75917825
>imagine how raw and primal it would be to fuck a neanderthal
yeah, its incredible. so visceral. ive had some pretty wild nights with your mom
>>75917885
wtf I love sharia law now
>>75917783
those dogs would eat her alive if she stopped feeding them
>>75917783
Crazy to think that those dogs could easily kill him and eat him, but they don't because they've been selectively bred for docility.
>>75917810
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qi3dtHPpMSg
>>75917885
nowt wrong with a bit of sharia
>>75917885
ahh if Paisley says it then it's official party doctrine
Just a coincidence that he was mates with the royals and got away with everything
What is 10% of 68?
I don't know how to work out percentages.
>>75917908
he has a youtube channel where he posts gopro videos of him cycling with music playing over it
>>75917758
I sometimes do
It's hot
>>75917885
VERY nice that these nutters are getting attention
>>75917938
Made me jump and laugh, very good clip.
just took this from my Coventry apartment
>>75917974
post it we won't bully
>>75917885
hmmm yes... remember the public beheadings the dup calls for for those who disagree... yes...
>>75917970
10
10% = 10, i don't know why this is so hard for people to understand
>>75917940
good post
the brown reggaeton shithole gf is seeing mild but sure success on her canal
she'll be big some day, i know it xx
>>75917954
yeah, I'm pretty sure if you're an elite you could probably order a kid Thursday morning and get it by Saturday night
I mean if plebs can access CP, then its logical elites can do even better
>>75918011
no already said too much
>>75917899
>that malformed dog that doesnt fit in with the lads
the cutest ones are eating first while the others wait, they have an obvious hierarchy. the front 3 are all pack leaders and have the best genes. this dog in particular is so beautiful that it looks like a young tupac shakur.
>>75917970
6.8 you shambolic excuse
So lads, Michael Stone. Hero or zero?
>>75917974
are you pulling my dick here?
>>75918038
already scaling the depths of the 'tube now
me at the left
How do I achieve success on a canal?
post a shoegaze tune better than this
pro tip: you can't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpmJf06VhWs
*walks towards you*
>the front 3 are all pack leaders
anyone remember the cuckio meme
>>75918069
fingered your mam on one of brums many canals, which i would consider quite the success
>>75918042
loved this post
>>75918067
Can anyone edit this for Tories as the adult and DUP as the retarded toddler
thanks xxx
berds
>>75918089
Today, just now, I saw a disgusting display of racism toward Asian men on the Steve Harvey show. I'm not in the habit of watching that guy, but I just happened to have it on and insanely enough it just happened to be showing Steve doing a horribly racist sendup of Asian men who can't date white women. He had a picture of fake book called: How To Date A White Woman: A Practical Guide for Asian Men. The pic drew huge laughs from the mostly white and black female crowd. Steve says: "It's only one page long. It says; 'NO." More laughs. Then to the audience he says: "Any white women out there want to date an Asian man? No, right? No." More riotous laughter. "Any black women want to date an Asian man? No." The whole audience goes crazy. Steve Harvey: "I don't even like Chinese food. I don't eat what I can't pronounce." Super loud laughter. It just keeps getting worse.
I can't believe this ass-clown gets a pass to do this shit. 'Cause he's Black? Seriously??? Jesus, give me a goddamn break. It's just hunting season on Asian guys 24/7 and the shots are coming from all directions.
We can act like we've made so many "advances," but the truth is when something like this is readily accepted and freely laughed about then we've not come far at all. Hardly even budged. I'm infuriated. I hate this world.
>>75918075
dont know if this counts as shoegaze but it's pure choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2Cbm3HbavA
>>75918059
mm not yet x
>>75918075
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKAB5JDB9_8
to be honest, after years of shitposting on /brit/, you do sometimes look at yourself and think, you know just sometimes in between the first "doing a poo" post in the morning to that millionth smug pepe variation at 3am, you do sometimes look at yourself and think, "this is fantastic. i'm in heaven"
>>75918075
rly good...
tenk tbhlads
'mel 'mpstead
>>75918065
get back to me with any updates
pepe is the meme of the decade desu
could never have even imagined his success when i first saw him get posted - good for him desu
don't really want to be negative but i'm really not feeling too good right now and i don't have anyone to talk to
>>75918151
hmmm... retaining anglo saxon laws well into the 20th century, you say?
>>75918136
nice....
>>75918173
heyy x
Mummy wears her mobile phone
>>75918153
wow one pyramid is enough for one megapolis I think
A E S T H E T I C
cup of piping hot lipton black tea
wallcorn
I'm hyped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_q51LZ2HpbE&feature=youtu.be
Salutations reddit
>>75918173
whats up pal x
>>75918173
talk to us, we'll be your friends
what is wrong? *hugs you*
>>75918164
they all like reptillians
the lads
>>75917650
>they will never be as good as they were from '08-'10
>>75918195
>>75918195
oh my days I fucking hate this reptilian
>>75918136
will this be a copypasta?
great work by the architect Emile Aillaud
if you ever go in Paris I advise you to visit this, it's called Grigny La Grande Borne :)
>>75918170
someone literally stole my original wojak and changed it and now wojak is huge. it should have been me
>>75918214
beep borp wazzeeborp 2 u 2~~~
>>75918214
ulcer
you arrive in paris
>>75918214
the yank gf front row, third from the left
NOW, you may be wondering how i can tell she is a yank,
if you have to tell someone you have aspergers, then I don't think it matters
I know it's a spectrum and that everyone can be on it if they choose to be
>I haven't left the house in 9 years in case something goes wrong
>I've got butterflies for this speech I'm delivering to 12,000 people
those are equal in the normie mind
>>75918195
>old woman stuck in 1990
hm yes this is who should control the internet
>>75918260
Dont think I'll be visiting Paris any time soon mate x
>>75918260
Can't believe I used to think France was a beautiful country
>>75918245
hope so, its rly good.... but i think we should all agree now that only australian flags can use it as a copypasta before it gets out of hand
>>75918214
dog looks a good lad
>>75918273
wow, France sucks
>>75918277
she has a shirt saying lexington?
Britain's greatest intellectual has spoken
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbUuUTWwOc0
>>75917996
yes then wiji
selaw
>>75918260
Looks like one of those long lanky poos you do where it refuses to break and leaves a real shitty glob on your arsehole where you need a shower to really clean it out.
>>75918296
france is indeed beautiful you dumb yank
better than your piece of shite country
>>75918273
howling at this post
>>75918195
MILKY
I
L
I
Y
>>75918260
selfridges, brum
>>75918282
i don't understand your post
got nary a cigarette left, lads
might play new vegas again desu
gonna smoke a spliff, quite drunk desu
YOU, the one who is reading this - i love you and you my friend, i don't even care if you're a paki cunt
>>75918260
were they on acid when they built this
>>75918260
*goes*
*gets blown up on arrival by some cunt from a desert cult that just had his 8th child at age 30*
snap
chat
pose
post
lel gland
>>75918358
same architect
haven't even smiled today
*blocks your path*
I just want a joint desu
>>75918214
new waifu
>>75918209
how can you keep falling for it?
>>75918260
reckon i'll be killed if i visit paris
>>75918358
yes, they were on acid through the entire planning, approval, and construction phases. Everyone involved was. Yes, this seems likely doesnt it.
love willies
hate fannies
not gay just prefer willies, simple as
>>75918354
ah yes, the fabled brummie architecture
>>75918206
>>75918396
>emile ey-lad
ey lad whats up
If anyone would like to meet up on Canada Day, I will be at the park in Hastings, Ontario all afternoon, fishing on the west side of the river down by the gazebo.
only browse /brit/ on the off chance someone will be mean to me
god i love it
only dumb rorkes & yanks who never left their basement think they'll get killed if they visit paris lol
>>75918464
Fuck off runt
>>75918408
iktf
i feel bad for you lad
have you tried getting one on credit/strap?
i have weed, so i'm fucking buzzing desu, i'm about to roll the zoot
>>75918432
yeah that would be fuckin' awesome
Arthas, my son...
done a self harm earlier
former best friend does NOT want to speak to me ever again
>>75918396
jesus christ
>>75918467
Probs won't get killed just doesn't look pleasant. Never even been to London would rather visit there 2bh
>>75918117
>still appropriating this picture
better stay outside a 20 mile radius of derbs if you want to keep your legs
>>75918455
>Canada Day
>>75918455
>fisting guys on the west side of the river down by the gazebo.
alright i'll be there
pseudo cornwall
>>75918396
>europeans make fun of american suburbs while living in this
https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/873674408224862210
https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/873678047773425664
HOWLING
>>75918455
>Canada Day
>>75918604
>Sorry Day
MmmMm
kiss my penis
>>75922733
No thank you.