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canadian domination edition
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First for Finland being a world superpower by 2050.
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the (my) gf
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First (second) for pretty girls with brown eyes
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>>75878370
nth for Finland becoming the main exporter of girl(male)'s by 2050
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i hate germany
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>>75878438
>second
kys gookposter
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first
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pretty much gonna masJurbate now and then sleep dreaming of my aboriginal taiwanese girlfriend
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he's so mad lmao
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havent seen fresh /cum/ memes recently

whats been going on
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gonna cum in a bum desu
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/fr/
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listening to taysway
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>>75878539
whoms?
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>>75878554
im posting there right now and there's a guy replying to me speaking english but with french phonetics
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>>75878524
Too many illegal immigrants, make /cum/ great again!
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>tfw cutting bread, pasta, potatoes, and dairy out of my died
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>>75878588
my bf's
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Lying in bed all sweaty and hot from working outside all day. Dunno why I didn't bring muh beer with me.

Please like and subscribe
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>>75878596
>speaking english but with french phonetics
what does that mean?
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>>75878636
Are you doing the Atkins meme diet?
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*unsubscribes*
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>>75878653
this is what that means
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>>75878596
>>75878653
oh you mean the accent? My american accent is perfect.
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>>75878513
who?
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>>75878673
No.
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>>75878688
lol, where is this? Can you understand it?
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>>75878694
>Speaking with anything other than a cute French accent
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>>75878694
>My american accent is perfect
oulah tu m'as perdu là
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dfXBy_JDFk
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>>75878736
I detest the stupid fucks(?) pretending they don't speak good French. It's on /fr/
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>>75878694
Vocaroo please !
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Any Berkle/New college/NY university/manhattan graduates here?
Im moving to the USA to continue my stuff
Wich jazz performer carrer is better??
thanks
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>>75878786
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>>75878807
UC Berkley isn't even the best UC campus.
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>>75878769
What kind of cat is this?

also >tfw ywn be a rich south african and own a bunch of lions
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>>75878834
an exotic cat
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>>75878787
they were probably taking the mick anon, no worries
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he adds himself to memes because he's insecure
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>>75878832

so many cute girls there though
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>>75878807
Evergreen State College is recruiting more Argentinians for their protests
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>>75878855
I keep making mistakes in my French ;_;
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>>75878807
UC Berkley is the best UC campus.
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>>75878861
There are lots of cute girls all over California, doesn't stop you for being a KHV
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>>75878854
what kind of exotic cat

>>75878869
kek
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>>75878869
R A R E
A
R
E
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>>75878434
perfect
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>>75878448
I like it.
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>>75878861
Go to SDSU if that's all you care about.
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>>75878903
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>>75878821
>removing me

rude
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can we not talk about khv stuff, this is my safe space
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>>75878893
keep practising, you'll eventually get there !

sometimes I forget my English because I haven't been speaking it enough (t. half English)
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>>75878954
Fuck off ryan
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>>75878939

>37k tuition

how about no
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>>75878765
Comment ça ?

>>75878786
>no french flag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdEQmpVIE4A

>>75878787
>pic

>75878795
give me something to read nigger
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>>75878936
thanks
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>tfw dumbass mosque protested and stopped a liquor store from moving locations so that it would be a few blocks closer to me
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>>75878987

wait, that was out of state

>26k tuition

how about no
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/cum/ - france
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>>75878902
but their degree is a good thing?
or is just the campus?
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Dated a Californian girl once who tried to get me to go vegan. Thankfully she was okay with me just going vegetarian.
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>>75878988
l'accent américain est pas incroyable si?
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>>75879031
I go to SDSU for under $7,500 a year in-state tuition, the fuck are you looking at?
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>>75879042

very good degree to have on a resume

very SJW campus

but its a nice place to visit
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>>75879005
>tfw my mosque is next to a bible factory,liqour shop and church.
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come on now lads, post latinas will you?
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>>75878988
Thank you all very much. I always feel welcome at Miami-Dade College. This is a place that welcomes everyone with their hearts set on the future – a place where hope leads to achievement, and striving leads to success. For all of us, it is just the place to be in the campaign that begins today.

This is from Jeb Bush's speech when he launched his campaign.
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Non-/cum/ flags allowed:
>Finland
>Denmark
That is all. Krauts and Frogs can fuck off back to their own containment general.
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>>75879098
just post your sister chicano
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>>75879098
C.
H.
I.
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>>75879005
>mosques stopping things from happening in the US
wut
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>>75879087

https://go.sdsu.edu/student_affairs/financialaid/tableundergradcaresident.aspx

I was looking at out of state
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I'm seriously considering going into real estate after I graduate, good idea yes/no
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>>75879032
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>was posting in the nba /sp/ thread thinking it was /cum/
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>>75879131
a japanese girl i once hung out with went into real estate
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>>75879114
they are grreast allie
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>>75879114

france is our friend

and dont forget latvia
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>>75879147
what if she sits on her kitty
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>Going vegetarian to appease an sjw
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>>75879114
i like germany and france a lot more than finland or denmark desu
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>>75879147

>unironically posting in the most cancerous general on /sp/
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>>75879179
the cat was already there when she was sitting
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>>75879098
this

i only have two latina pictures saved on my pc
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>>75879186
She was pretty hot though
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>>75879131
>graduate
High school = yes.
Uni = no.
You literally only need a cert and high school diploma to become an agent. If you go on and waste your uni degree it on real estate you're by definition a cuckold.
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>>75879131
Good idea.
Salesmanship and learning to talk to people is always a good skill to learn.
Even if you decide you dont want to do real estate in the long run you'll be better for having done it.
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>>75879128
For a standard 30-unit year tuition still only comes out to (378 x 30) + 7,084 = ~18,400 for just tuition. Not cheap but not 26k either. In-state is still cheap as hell though.
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>>75879087
>I go to SDSU
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I love books and my local libraries.
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>>75879120
my sisters name isn't chicano
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>>75879247
Haha no come to the UO :))
Only a little more out of state haha
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>>75879277

San diego, dummy
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>>75879186
were you the guy that posted his gross body with all the acne
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>>75879292
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>>75879280
same
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California State University Fresno makes great wine. Buy and try some at your next function.
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going to asia for the first time... for a thing
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>>75879311
Yes
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why are moths so fucking great?
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>>75879364
>reject blacks and mexicans from the bay

no thanks
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>>75879289
>Out-of-state tuition: 33,441 USD (2016)
>for Oregon
>78% acceptance rate

Yeah no. I have friends who go there just to get away from their parents, and they don't make it sound appealing.
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>>75879053
Qu'est-ce que tu veux dire ?

>>75879104
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ngQwCuXGop

>>75879114
RUDE
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>>75879343
*high five
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GOOD NIGHT LADS
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>>75879403
Cute French accent !
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>>75879227
this
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>>75879416
Have a good one.
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>>75879403
give me something to read in french and r8 my accent
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>>75879394

my college is in the bay and the campus is full of retarded mexicans and dindus

I cant imagine how bad fresno's can be to have OUR rejects
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>>75879403
pas le time, moi je dors
---> >>75879416
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>>75879447
cheers lad, bye
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what the fuck is this thread?
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>>75878939
You could be a community college dropout with Cs on your transcript and still win at life
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>>75879397
You'll love the college experience though
Worth the money surely
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>>75879416
BONNE NUIT
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>>75879280
>live in a big city
>used to work in city library near a mall
>seen an epileptic kid vomit out a milkshake onto one of the computer screens after watching some kind of Newgrounds flash with flickering lights
>seen a hobo masturbating loudly in broad daylight to BBW anal at one of the computer stalls
>seen some black kids trying to steal DBZ DVDs
>seen an old Chinese lady picking her feet and leaving her disgusting dead skin on the couch
lmao never again
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haha

what kind of loser would have a transcript full of C's
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>>75879114
Most of those places are tied to languages moreso than cultures
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>>75879455
La prédiction de sujets du bac n’étant pas une science exacte, mieux vaut ne pas se risquer à faire d’impasse. Rappelons aussi que de nombreuses notions sont transversales et peuvent être utilisées dans plusieurs sujets et qu’un même « thème probable » peut englober plusieurs « sujets probables ».
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>>75879605
Well as long as there are As and Bs to balance out the Cs you will definitely be on your way to a couple degrees.
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>>75879120
Is a Chicano a Mexican guy with blue eyes?
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>>75879605
i know that's stupid like needing to re-take a pre-major class and only start your major in the third year because you got a D on it haha.
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>>75879531
We used to win. We used to win raids on other generals. We used to win at memes. We use to be respected throughout the /int/. And now we got nothing. We got nothing folks. You've got these 'Danes' and 'French'.

They don't know what they are doing. They make a /cum/ thread "great edition". It is not great. They don't know when it's great. But I know when it is great folks, 100 percent of the time. I know when it's great.

I am going to make /cum/ great again. And I'll do it. I'm not beholden to any single board. No other general has me in their pocket. Not like these other faggots. Put me in power and you'll get quality threads, believe me.

You'll get so many quality memes you won't know what to do with yourselves. Memes. Memes. Memes. You are going to be sick of it. You're going to be saying to me "Trump we can't take it, please be a shitposter just one time" and I am going to say "No, it is great OC" and it is going to be great. It is going to happen folks.

We are all going to make /cum/ great again. It is going to be beautiful. I love you all.
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>>75879605
haha what fuckhead screwed up his gpa?
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>>75879652
It's a Mexican-American.
General Term.
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oh your all in thsi thread
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>>75878834
serval
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haha what kind of retard would flunk all his intro classes and then being the idiot he is take them all again and then do the same shit he did last semester and flunk them all again and drop out of his major ahahaha
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>>75878807
more opinions????
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>>75879397
Also, what have your fiends said about it
I'm just curious
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>>75879644
>intermediate proofs
>B-
Lol CS toddler detected.
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>>75879573
Scarborough?
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>>75879114
>>75879675
am i really not welcome here?
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just learn a trade and stop cucking yourself
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>>75879775
Nope. Vancouver lmao
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>>75879573
libraries in big cities are basically homeless shelters lad
small town libraries are where its at
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>>75879790
i love you
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p sure im going to have a seizure when i sleep
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the perfect solution
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N_RZJUAQY4
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>>75879867
I'll mourn you
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>>75879622
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OamKyoPYf5
no bully pls
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>>75879892
thx middle county
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>>75879803
says the cuck
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>>75879768
That was a very boring class and compilers was busy enough
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>>75879899
i didn't realize i recorded it so quiet sorry
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how many days do you think ill go without drinking.
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>>75879890
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Ate a couple of hard boiled eggs and regret it now
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>>75879890
So this.... is the power of the hapa
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>>75879942
what kind of asian even is this?
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>>75880010
the ugly kind
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>>75880010
The plastic gook kind.
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>>75879942
3 or 4
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixEahmx0Btw
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>>75880028
thats all asians
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>>75879747
Just that it's boring.
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Is Logan worth watching?
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>>75880098
No
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>>75880098
Yes
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>>75880098
EGS is where its at
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>>75880010
she's chinese, but wearing korean style make up
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>be korean gril
>get born
>am exceptionally ugly
>get plastic surgery'd at age 2, as is tradition
>years later use my perfectly symmetrical face to score qt bf
>get pregnant
>baby gets born
>is exceptionally ugly
>repeat process until entire country's gene pool is fucked to hell and back and all who cannot afford plastic surgery look like ogres from birth
ah yes, korea
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>>75879899
Nice, that's comprehensible. You still have hard time with the vowels though (first word sounded like "protection" for example). Don't forget the liaisons ("pas zune", "rappelons zaussi"...).
If you change you "r"s to french "r", your french accent will suddenly get better
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>>75880098
Fuck yes. It's basically a Western starring Wolverine. probably the best movie I've seen in the last five years.
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>>75880132
Whats that?
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>probably the best movie I've seen in the last five years
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>>75880134
cant tell if thick thighs or not
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>>75880204
thoc by asian standards
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>>75880098
It's a decent movie, kind of formulaic but definitely worth a watch.
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>>75880204
here's an actually thicc asian on a baseball field
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>>75880097
I guess that's fair, there isn't a lot to do
Still don't get why they come here, the academics are just okay and it's really expensive
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>>75880092
>this is news in america
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>>75880238
this is as thicc as asians get
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>>75880289
this is nice and thicc by any standard
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>>75880185
Name three better kinos.
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>>75880289
and don't like her that much.

she's too "hot", not "cute". easier to fantasize about cute girls.
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i want to be loved
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>>75880289
I'll never regret following her
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>>75880265
Californians wanting to go out of state to get away from their parents, but not too out of state.
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Janitors cannot be loved
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butts are nice
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im not a janitor you dumbass
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>>75880098
I already saw the movie watching the trailers...
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>>75880347
name?
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I demand proofs
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>saints row is getting another Gat spinoff

not sure how to feel about this
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>>75880385
jessicababyfat
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Just got to japan lads
looking forward to using this flag to shitpost about nanking
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>>75880320

Ex Machina
Shin Gojira
the peanuts movie
La la Land
arguably neon demon
grand budapest hotel
inherent vice
birdman
foxcatcher
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>go to japan
>stare at phone and post on 4chan

brah
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>>75880417
>taiwanese

hmmmm, I guess footkraut is actually onto something
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>>75880418
kys
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>>75880418
take ots of pictures
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>>75880431
>the peanuts movie
>La la Land
>arguably neon demon
>grand budapest hotel
>inherent vice
>birdman

Wow, you listed every single shitty meme movie. LaLa Land, seriously?
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>>75880457

its ok, bud

someday you'll graduate high school and be able to understand adult movies
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dropping this stupid name now the other frog is gone
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How do I get a software engineering job in europe?
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>>75880527
apply like you would normally
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guys what modem/router combo do I get?

I don't know how this shit works or if I even need one or both
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>i get happy when I see french traffic signs
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>>75880527
Are taxes on the west coast not high enough for you?
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the gf
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>>75880433
what else :^)
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>>75880559
>in captcha*
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there are cold beers in the fridge, what do?
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WTF I just caught my foreskin on my zipper!
I don't think I'm going to make it
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>>75880594
>having a foreskin

get out
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>>75880626
Mr. Comey, do you have a large cock or what?
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>>75880562
>he doesn't know about washington income taxes
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>>75880594
Come here and let me kiss the boo boo good bye anon.
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>>75880638
why are you thinking about my dick?
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/cum/ is better than /fr/ but it's alive late
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hey guys
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>>75880449
you can buy hentai at a 7-11 here
what an amazing nation
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Oh fuck its bleeding
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>>75880338
good taste
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>>75880673
I've always wondered if really tall people have really big dicks. People like Shaq
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Reminder that the USA has two girls playing in the Girl's singles final of the 2017 French open.

Support your fellow Americans and potentially the stars of tomorrow!
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>>75880712
shaq is probably working with a baseball bat
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how much clonazepam should i take to fall asleep
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>>75880555
Get something that runs Pfsense
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>>75880730
only the french are good at tennis
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*climbs to the top rope and elbow drops you*
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i made it zero days sober
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>>75880773

hol up
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>>75880801
me too
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How do I get a submissive slut gf?
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Alcoholism is the best disease you could possibly have. There's no other illness that lets you sit around all day drinking
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>>75880837
ask someone here and be willing to meet them up
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>>75880837

give your sister $5
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>>75880712
>fantasizing about Shaqs dick
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>>75880822
His name is actually Jean-Raphael Nadalle and he's 100% auvergnat
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had some weed brownie and now I'm finna play some Rimworld
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>>75880837
Go on bondage related tumblrs
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>>75880852
gf(female)
>>
sorry for posting that gook so much i just think she's pretty.
>>
>>75880880
do you wanna meet up?
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>>75880898
I forgive you.
>>
anybody want to come to redlands and fight me
>>
>>75880901
Really?
Where are you from?
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>>75880844
its not that great
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>>75880931
San Francisco
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i really like Dixie
it's funny the similarities between the US and France with the north/south stuff
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>>75880944
Oh I'm in SLC
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I want a fucktoy trophy wife
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>>75880976
meet me half way
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>>75881017
when you really want something, the best to get it is to become what it is that you want
>>
Someone recommend a non weeb board for me to look at
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>>75881050
/an/
>>
>>75881050
/cgl/
>>
>>75881064
/an/ is good

fuck cat posters though
>>
>>75881059
that image there looks a bit like a penis.

wonder what janny would make of it
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i love this beer meme
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>>75881050
/hm/ is up your alley
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just took 2mg of klonopin
hope itll put me to sleep
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>>75881050
[r9k]
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>>75881029
Are you sure you have a vagina?
>>
>>75881137
whatever happened to the eggman?
>>
>>75881050

/d/
>>
I regularly post in /dixie/ AMA
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>>75881157
He is in buried the vast graveyard of forgotten 4chan personalities
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>>75881145
>post image of a trap luring a stranger
>anon thinks its still a woman

I'd say your chances of running in to a stranger from SF with a vagina are 50%

Quality may vary
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>>75881173
why is Dixie so perfect
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>I regularly post in /dixie/
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>>75881183
>tfw boxxy never fully embraced her attention whore cravings enough to justify more than a couple faps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtGPVhsHnuc
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My gf just told me that she wants to be in an open relationship.
She literally told me that I'm not satisfying her.
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Dixie is shit full of contrarian autistic retards, they literally need to have someone on "nightwatch" giving the thread life support just so their dumb general doesn't die while they're all asleep
It doesn't get much more pathetic than that
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>>75881284
dump her
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>>75881289
whats the (You) pay for nightwatch?
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whos this tripfag
>>
>>75881284
break up with her. seriously man
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business idea: avoid being a cuckolded by never having a gf
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>>75881324
Comey=commie haha
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>>75881359
you could always beat your gf in to submission
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>>75881304
>>75881325
I'm gonna do it. The only problem is that I left my xbox at her house
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>>75881394
Got get your xbox and then dump her, obviously
>>
just had a wank to canadian (yes, really) femdom porn
feeling a bit strange now
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>>75881394
just get it before you do retard
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going to do some drunk pushups and pullups in like 30 minutes.

really fun desu.
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>>75881418
femdom is a patrician choice, especially if futa
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>>75881394
take a shit in her toilets water tank
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>>75881435
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>>75881466
nothin gay bout a woman
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>>75881412
>>75881424
It will be too obvious if I do it right away. I'm gonna wait a few more days, I'm also trying to squeeze in some more sex.
It's a shame she was so hot.
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>>75881466
nothing gay about futa
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lol at yall pretending to have gfs
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>>75881359
if there's a girl that really likes you but you never make a move and she later gets dicked by another guy it's kind of like being cucked
>>75881431
don't puke~
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>>75881486
>that weird dimple cleft thing near her lip
gross. perfect other than that
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>>75881481
>too obvious
who cares? show up, get your shit, and tell her you're breaking up with her
or go for it since it's your fault for not being able to pleasure your woman
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Comey = cummie
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>>75881513
Thanks but I'm going with my plan. I'm gonna get in one last angry fuck
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>>75881481
>It will be too obvious if I do it right away
If you're gonna be a little bitch about it you may as well agree to getting cucked
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wings. beer. sports. divorce. alcoholism. suicide.
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>>75881481
who cares if its obvious? Why do you care?
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>>75881600
he wants to dissapoint her one last time
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>remove "game" from the description of one of my projects on my resume
>companies start responding
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>>75881576
How would I be a cuck? Besides she's fucking intense, I doubt anyone here could handle her.

>>75881600
I'm worried that she might keep/break my shit
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>>75881583
t. bugman
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>>75881665
yes, nobody wants a gaymer faggot to work for them.
>>
>>75881673
>How would I be a cuck?
You tell me, you're the one trying to break up with her over her wanting an open relationship
If you're not worried about it then why break up with her at all?
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