/cum/

>>75795884
Stop it you faggot!!

>>75795901
No don't post yet! I'm keeping this one in reserve in case /brit/ tries to do something.

>>75795930
Okay that's cool.

Why hello my Jewish overlords

You can post now

>>75796118
Me on the right

Nowt worse than when a TV channel broadcasts a south park episode that is clearly the second part of a multi part episode of south park. What's worse is the fact that it is literally a triple bill of south park so they could easily show all parts of the episode FUMING x

I am LMM.

i unironically enjoy writing, infact i love it
writing essays and dissertations is my fucking forte
i have this autistic rule where i won't the same 2 verbs, adjectives or adverbs unless they're seperated by 3 paragraphs

*respectfully nods*

>>75796118
Me on the left

FOB

>>75796191
wrong

he killed himself

>>75796215
I got better though.

>let my mom borrow $1000
>said she'd pay me back June 1st
>still hasn't paid me back or even contacted me about it

>>75796243
I went to his funeral he didnt get better

>>75796244
Hire a hitman to break her legs

>>75796244
Don't loan money to family or friends if you can't afford to lose it forever.

File: 1475055513295.gif (226KB, 330x236px) Image search: [Google]

226KB, 330x236px

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMJbJJldSNw

https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiaf/comments/6fukzz/spoilers_main_talk_of_partnership_between/
reddit is so based sometimes

>>75796244
So contact her about it dummy

Hahaha can't believe my autistic son actually lent me $1000. Said I'd pay him back on June 1st have spoke to him since what a fucking retard

i thought i was in /brit/
how the fuck did i get here
my mind is fucking fried recently, i even had an alcohol induced psychotic episode last week
i think i might be becoming mentally ill

>>75796244
whats that like 40usd?

File: 1488272835445.png (443KB, 480x640px) Image search: [Google]

443KB, 480x640px

>reddit is so based sometimes

>>75796331
>i think i might be becoming mentally ill
join the club

>>75796372
are you the gay montana in the weeb cabal that posted all sorts of pics of yourself in thigh high socks?

>>75796331
/cum/ is nicer than /brit/. You should stay here and be our designated foreigner. It hasn't been the same since Greenland left.

>>75796405
This Montanan may be a homosexual who wants to have sex with Conway but he would never fit into thigh highs

>>75796405
no. he lives in flathead county
really dislike him

>>75796420

NO BRITS

>>75796424
thats too bad
>>75796425
I wasnt even aware that he still posts here 2bh

>>75796457
i don't think he does
last time i saw him was during winter

>>75796215
you're fucking with me
i honestly hope he didn't kill himself

Took Friday and Monday off and my boss is being a pissy cunt about it, buds

>>75796521

[spoons rattling]

File: 1475633773252.jpg (9KB, 240x193px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 240x193px

>>75796518

LMM didn't kill himself. He spends his days kissing disabled girls in hospitals

>come home from long day at work
>PC spends an hour updating

Fuck you Microsoft

File: spoge.png (473KB, 754x648px) Image search: [Google]

473KB, 754x648px

I scheduled my fall classes so I only have class on Tuesday and Thursday.

File: Sporting map.png (505KB, 4867x2164px) Image search: [Google]

505KB, 4867x2164px

The cuckening begins

>>75796554
LMM is that you?
I can never remember if it's CIA or LMM in Chicago

>>75796632
nice try janny

neither of them post here anymore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wm8YnrI_ng4
>ywn attend a 1990s American alt rock band show in your friends backyard during the comfy American summer

lads.._why even live

>>75796615
>watching anything other than ice hockey and f1

>>75796653
>implying you can leave
haha

>>75796632
its cia

>>75796632
It's CIA
I'm LMM

brits >>>/out/

>watching f1 instead of indycar

>watching f1/indycar when you could be watching baseball

>>75796705
don't count on it, pal
/cum/ is now a British colony, belonging to our Madj, Queen Lizzy II

File: maymemayme.png (190KB, 666x420px) Image search: [Google]

190KB, 666x420px

>heating up bowl so I can scrape the rez
>forget how hot it is and pick it up with barehands
>immediate giant blister on finger tip

>Watching other people do things you could be doing yourself
What a bunch of losers

>potheads

File: 1470635534659.jpg (78KB, 657x527px) Image search: [Google]

78KB, 657x527px

>>75796684
>>75796702
ok

*pees on the crown*

>hello yes this is special agent John of the CIA FBI and NSA

saudi arabia is the worst country on earth

>>75796950
actually they're quite neat
such a small nation to have such memery on the global stage

File: DBvKKq-XcAAnSSA.jpg (57KB, 960x540px) Image search: [Google]

57KB, 960x540px

how do we fix the ontarian problem?

>>75797100

nuclear holocaust

File: 1435186456553.jpg (58KB, 500x470px) Image search: [Google]

58KB, 500x470px

>>75796781
Toca de aca pirata de mierda.

>>75797100
How do you even misspell anxiety and atheist?

File: cute (3197).jpg (963KB, 1400x960px) Image search: [Google]

963KB, 1400x960px

i want to quit my job more and more every day but i know i need the money
i wanna be 13 again this is lame

*pulls up in the new Ford F150 (it gets a whole 5 feet per gallon)*
HOWDY YALL
*salutes the 'ol star spangled banner*
WELL IF IT AINT MY ROOTIN-TOOTIN NORTH AMERICAN BUDDIES
*slurps down a full gallon of Coca-Cola*
SPANK MY BEHIND WITH A 2x4 AND CALL ME MARY-ANNE IF THIS AINT THE FINEST THREAD IN THE WORLD
*lynches nigger*
PRAISE JESUS AND GOD BLESS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

>>75797174
athi-est

>>75796950
this

>>75797207
dog bless

>>75797187
this is why i was telling you to go to college

i left the gym without finishing because i got frustated there was too many people.

was it autism

>>75797294
Yes

File: cute (1035).jpg (153KB, 803x790px) Image search: [Google]

153KB, 803x790px

>>75797281
i don't think that's a good idea either
i don't want to go to college and i have no clue what i'd major in so forcing myself through 4 years for a degree i don't want seems pretty bad

*filters the namefag mexican*

>>75797322
good, don't waste time in college
however you have to figure out how to access new things in order to gain new interests

>>75797100
Based

File: 1482102459766.jpg (61KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 1280x720px

>Based

Do any of you guys ever call people "lad" in real life? Or is it a British/Aussie thing?

>>75797514
i don't talk to anyone irl

>>75797322
go into nursing
4 years, 60k starting salary

>>75797384
>waste time
implying
the waste-of-time meme is perpetuated by humanities majors and entitled kids
don't do drugs (except for adderall), don't fuck around, don't get a meme degree and you'll be fine

>>75797455
That nigger is disgusting!!

FOB

FOY

>>75797514
It's a British thing, I've never heard anyone use it in real life.

oh good the dutch camwhore is back

fantastic

>>75797207
A real American and a real human bean

>>75797322
be like me and take five years to get a liberal arts degree

finger on fire desu

>>75797580
>implying
Yes, 100% implying.
There's no point in half-assing college because you're in a degree you have little interest in. So don't fucking go.
Very few people will see it as an investment.

>>75797514
Definitely became a thing here in Toronto

>>75797514
I've heard people start to use it. Sometimes I use it without realizing it.

>>75797631
please share with the class anon

>>75797657
>Very few people will see it as an investment.
Yeah, until they're 32 and wondering why they still work retail. You can go to trade school or whatever, but you need to develop a skill.

>>75797696
fonf

>>75797100
>Colour

Oh I'm laffin

Ah yes the ol "scrollwheel breaks and begins moving up when you scroll down" meme. Big fan.

61 cb please gz

File: ouch.jpg (1MB, 2448x3264px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 2448x3264px

>>75797652

the price of degeneracy

>>75797732
Yeah, so develop a skill before you enter college.

File: 1490737509117.jpg (39KB, 450x318px) Image search: [Google]

39KB, 450x318px

>>75796781
>>>/out/

>>75797816
What happened

Not going to work tomorrow
Gonna tell my boss it's my last week of my undergrad and I was busy

>>75796784
>>75797855

I cant even begin to imagine how poor or dumb are the people that say that college does not matter.

>>75797821
No, the college is there to develop the skill. It's in the same basket as trade school.

39 slayer pls gz

>>75797874
Your better off telling him now. Shit like that drives me crazy.

>>75797884
All you have to do after you burn your finger is wet a towel with cold water and wrap it around your friend, then change it out whenever it gets too warm. After a while, the pain will go away.

>>75797897
Yes, develop the skill (depending on program). NEVER to start the skill.

File: cum spitoon.png (1MB, 1152x864px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1152x864px

>>75796118
alternate version

>>75797933
I guess. The moral of the story is that a skill needs to be developed.

>>75797947
Should be the Kraut instead of the Swede.

File: 1496551853824.jpg (179KB, 997x750px) Image search: [Google]

179KB, 997x750px

>>75797947

why doesnt latvia post here anymore

>>75797906
he's probably at home already so I'll let him know tomorrow morning
been very cool about it though, he told me I could do half time in another department until I find another job

>>75797971
because your a fag

>tfw gonna be taking Friday and Monday off again
>boss is already pissy about me doing it last Friday and Monday

>>75797990

says the guy who loves traps

>>75797962
Spongebob is the kraut because he won't get in most of the time either.

>>75797960
Indeed.
Now if we're talking computer science and a guy expects to get a job straight out of the program, they're gonna be 100% shit out of luck.
Because computer science doesn't teach you how to program properly.

>>75797971
A latvian posted here once a few days ago. Not sure if it was our Latvian.

>>75797986
idk what you do but 100% of the time I want people to tell asap when they cant come to work

File: cute (1149).jpg (299KB, 1024x576px) Image search: [Google]

299KB, 1024x576px

gonna stay up all night watching anime and be half conscious through my longest shift of the week tomorrow

>>75798084
Don't do that.

File: 8F.png (18KB, 125x83px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 125x83px

>>75798084
Normal boy watches anime and becomes autistic, many such cases. Sad!

>>75798014
Idk, if you work an internship or co-op throughout school, you shouldn't have that much difficulty.

Just touched my eye
hate allergies

>>75798134
>allergies
How does it feel being a genetic failure?

Holy crap check the news Drumpf is Fucked

File: 1492696780313.png (248KB, 620x317px) Image search: [Google]

248KB, 620x317px

>>75798157

t. Liquid

File: __usami_renko_touhou_drawn_by_honotai__276fc8e6a148d524e54d8ce8e0c78ff3.png (323KB, 600x788px) Image search: [Google]

323KB, 600x788px

>I don't like traps

>>75798157
I only get allergies here because the amount of grass pollen is some of the highest in the world
Almost everyone feels it

>>75798217
GENETIC
FAILURES

>>75798164
>read one news site
>not that bad, kinda confirmed what Trump and Comey already sad
>another news site
>Drumpf is finished
Who to believe?

>>75798164
Thank Gods

Though fuck, now you're stuck with Pence. Hopefully he goes down with trump

File: 1474241782750.jpg (18KB, 313x286px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 313x286px

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/ubereats-sandwich-delivery-1.4146886
>Torontonians

>>75798164
fake news

I got really drunk and starting beating myself on the head.
It hurts pretty bad.

>>75798184

why are games on the PSX so ugly.

File: 1496702043447.png (225KB, 427x508px) Image search: [Google]

225KB, 427x508px

life is raping me just a lil

>>75798332
check any news site

>>75798305
>Anna Kotlikova and her boyfriend, Blake Weinzettl, of Etobicoke, were at home Sunday evening when an UberEats driver arrived more than a half-hour late with what they thought were two fresh pizzas and a couple of cans of pop.
>Instead, Kotlikova opened "the huge brown bag that the food was stuffed in" and found mouldy sandwiches, one partly eaten, accompanied by two unidentifiable round disks and a salad that looked like it was made last week.
Driver ate the pizza, fished the mouldy sandwiches out of the trash. Not such a mystery

>>75798414
link

File: 1489113948673.jpg (143KB, 1334x1334px) Image search: [Google]

143KB, 1334x1334px

>nobody has outbid me on my impulsive $150 worth of action figure bids

>>75795884
>called MUSKETeers
>known primarily for sword use

What autistic author designed this?

File: 1473838787520.jpg (50KB, 500x381px) Image search: [Google]

50KB, 500x381px

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-russia-bars-idUSKBN18Y33Z?il=0
>During "the SUPER BOWL of Washington," as it was billed by the Axelrad Beer Garden in Houston
>“Join us for an early morning beer and engage in friendly debate with fellow patrons,” a post on the Axelrad Facebook page said. The bar also is serving a drink called the impeachmint.
>Houstonians

Retarded post just one post above mine

>>75798157
Doesn't have to do with being a genetic failure, but having a hyper-reactive immune system that stems from a fairly clean environment in early childhood development.

>>75798532
Rude

>>75798519
Not a fan of Houston.
>>75798539
G E N E T I C
F A I L U R E
>>75798558
One post above mine is the post just above yours, anon.

I genuinely think people who still support Trump might just be literally retarded desu

File: 1487899998503.jpg (77KB, 480x640px) Image search: [Google]

77KB, 480x640px

>literally

File: 1493504032484.jpg (248KB, 960x845px) Image search: [Google]

248KB, 960x845px

>>75798586

Not a fan of Austin either to be honest. Would move out of here as soon as I could.

>>75798602
Trump is reddit

Does anyone else think they'll actually commit an Eric-And-Dylan like crime some day?
Do you ever fantasize about it?

File: 57to.gif (1010KB, 350x264px) Image search: [Google]

1010KB, 350x264px

>>75798633
>tfw Arlen isn't real

>be austin
>get CALI'd

>>75798637

Yes and yes

im 6'2 is there anyone taller than me? just wondering

STFU cummy bastards

Why is Jerry Brown allying with the chinks behind our Potus's back? wtf is wrong with california

>>75798573
the explanation is quite interesting. You see, when we lived in less sanitary societies, humans were vulnerable to parasitic infections. One of the main strategies the body employs to remove parasites is to induce extremely strong convulsive forces or inflammation to dislodge them. Immune cells like eosinophils develop with the rest of the immune system in early development, and if they are not given enough "targeting", or actual pathogens so to speak, they can be hyperreactive and "think" other foreign particles, like dog hair or pollen, are in need of removing

>>75798637
I would never do it with a gun just because I don't want Canadian gun owners punished by my autism.

File: JUST.jpg (31KB, 456x320px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 456x320px

>38.0%

I can't post anywhere but /int/, this site is run top to bottom by normies now
I feel their absolute disdain for me and my ways on every other board

File: 1452749304315.gif (3MB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 500x500px

>>75798705
State's Rights

>two hours installing updates
>finally done
>cringe messages appear on screen saying "We want everything ready for you... this will take a couple minutes"


FUCK YOU MICROSOFT I JUST WANT TO PLAY OVERWATCH

i don't think it's arrogant to create alien invasion stories.


We realized a long time ago that our own limitations in exploring the universe meant that anyone capable of reaching us would have to be intelligent, technologically advanced, and probably hostile.

If there's something out there capable of not being destroyed by radiation, extreme temperatures, and immense pressure, it deserves to invade us. At least it would end Trump's run as president.

>>75798733
>>75798633
Why do you dislike Austin? Where would you move to?
>>75798637
Nope. I imagine myself to be the hero that stops them.

>>75798672
im 6'3

>>75798769
Would you stop me?
Why?
Do you think they'll reward you for being on their side?

>>75798734
>/r9k/
>normie
Bud... also the ol' underaged board of /b/ is full of weird 15 year olds

>>75798769
Too many leftists and Californians. I'd like to move to anywhere where I can make a decent living and isn't Houston.

>>75798758
kind of bullshit if you ask me

>>75798788
First off, this is r9k-tier shit.
Second, yes, if I had the opportunity I would.
Third, because many people, despite all the shit we see in this world, are good, and worth defending.
Fourth, why are you being edgy

File: carafag_btfo.jpg (24KB, 650x366px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 650x366px

Stop
Cutting
And
Pasting
Comments

when i was in high school i had a fantasy where one of my classmates came to school with a sword and i had to defeat him with a metal rod

>>75798863
I too had autistic fantasies

File: tim_dora.jpg (294KB, 909x826px) Image search: [Google]

294KB, 909x826px

>when i was in high school i had a fantasy where one of my classmates came to school with a sword and i had to defeat him with a metal rod

>>75798863
pretty tame as far as high-school hero fantasies go

>>75798766
I absolutely love the end of the War of the Worlds. It's an obvious deux ex machina, but it's quite plausible

>>75798806
So you're cool with anywhere? The rust belt is pretty cheap and conservative. Fits your bill.

>>75798936
Anywhere in Texas*

>>75798839
>why are you being edgy
i'm really not trying. That's the thing that connects people like me and Elliot. He never seemed to think that his thought process was unnatural at all, even though it clearly was. I'm the same. That's just being a sperg

>>75798863
had a fantasy where I joined the jackass crew and got to hit steve-o in the balls with a taser

File: 1414641537779.jpg (168KB, 667x1000px) Image search: [Google]

168KB, 667x1000px

My British gf just sent me this

eating some cheese

need to find a keyboard that has full programmability, 87 key layout, cherry clear switches and costs under $200 Canadian

>>75798971
Sorry I came off as harsh. I really shouldn't lord myself over as if I'm better. Sorry.

I'm the same race as him and have faced some of the same confusion he struggled with, and at times I've embraced very hateful beliefs after people showed hatred to me. However, isolation can make any man his own echo chamber, and without reaching out to others his thoughts only get more and more extreme. Elliot isolated himself heavily towards the end of his life and he lost touch with the people around him. He didn't see the throngs of people around him who also struggled with loneliness and depression. Instead, he made everyone out to be a Chad God- everyone was an enemy, even though many people could possibly sympathize with his social shortcomings.


It's hard to say how 'wrong' he saw his own thoughts, but he seemed to be very narcissistic and self-victimizing, so I imagine his complex grew so strong he genuinely saw himself as righteous sometime before he started harassing people in public

/cum/ seems to have slowed done quite a bit

>>75799118
>tfw can't tell if it's copypasta or pure autism

>>75799128
low energy

>>75799128
It'll slow down more now since I'm leaving for the day and won't post until next week.

>>75798970
What field are you in? I heard healthcare is hot everywhere in texas and the salaries are grotesquely high

Can't you live in a little town outside the city and just drive iN?

>>75799185
we're you going?

>>75799128
I just got on but might chill at sp for NBA finals

*morphs into a qt brown loli*

How do I make more irl friends

>>75799272
Are you in college? I found volunteering and getting a job with a lot of interaction helped loads.

>>75799272
stop being so autistic

>>75799272
>tripfag
You're too far gone

>>75799272
get /fit/

>>75799308
No but I'm planning on it when the new semester starts
>>75799315
Can't
>>75799349
Bant
>>75799367
Shant

>>75799415
that was beautiful

Hey, unrelated, but do you know the name of that meme where a girl is grabbin another girl's boob, as in a hug? They're both drawn.

File: arkansas.png (114KB, 837x555px) Image search: [Google]

114KB, 837x555px

>>75799415
good luck

but srsly

don't act like you can rap
don't front me

File: EzY05M0.png (386KB, 667x670px) Image search: [Google]

386KB, 667x670px

>>75799482
>They're both drawn

>>75799525
m8ploz
One is smug, the other one appears sad.

File: Crayon pronunciation.jpg (81KB, 1024x727px) Image search: [Google]

81KB, 1024x727px

How do you pronounce crayons? I don't think I've heard anything besides crAy-ons

which one of you fucks are in the /vg/ chat

how do you guys want friends?
i can't imagine having a real life normie friend anymore

that guy says you find friends at jobs and volunteer and classes but you won't, they won't play the same games as you, they won't have the same interest as you, they're ultra-normies who prefer EU4 over Vicky2
they prefer Overwatch to Arma2
they prefer Diablo 3 to Path of Exile and I'm over here playing Diablo 2 not being a fucking faggot

File: 1483444260709.png (196KB, 557x605px) Image search: [Google]

196KB, 557x605px

i got a job! i can afford to buy food soon!

File: Barbarianspellcast2.gif (37KB, 122x168px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 122x168px

>>75799697
>they prefer Diablo 3 to Path of Exile and I'm over here playing Diablo 2 not being a fucking faggot
Patrician taste.

>>75799704
Awesome, glhf

File: 328.jpg (86KB, 588x473px) Image search: [Google]

86KB, 588x473px

can someone help me out
>>75799277

hilo latino is shit

>>75798765
>Overmeme
Neck yourself

>>75799704
are you me? what kind of job?

File: steam.png (163KB, 800x967px) Image search: [Google]

163KB, 800x967px

>>75798765
>not doing GNU/Liniux

keyboard started working again

>>75799697
As long as they smoke weed and have vaguely similar interests they can be a friend to me

cascadia?

not a fan

Really wish cum was alive tonight

big fan of cascadia but question the rep*blicans in the eastern deserts

File: 1494216662210.png (33KB, 496x390px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 496x390px

>>75799836
Those feet are actually well drawn tbqh

>>75799882
lol and what about all the ones in the willamette valley
>>75799836
Sry I doubted you when you said rural OR was poor. I just read some stuff that made me realize how bad it was

File: its_thursday.jpg (55KB, 398x483px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 398x483px

>>75799950
never heard of that valley
king county is all that matters, rural redneck shitstains

File: 1486016518387.jpg (94KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

94KB, 500x500px

>>75800000

File: 1496600528633.png (9KB, 420x420px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 420x420px

>I'm getting bid-baited on ebay

fuck

>>75800028
What's there even worth buying on ebay

>>75799770
>>75799770
>>75799770
>>75799770

>>75799128
the non cum flag shitposting hit a level that makes me not want to post much

although it has seemed to have stopped a bit right now for some reason.

>>75800048
there's literally everything on ebay

>>75800048
a lot?

>>75800054
I don't speak the beanish tongue anon

reddit is as bad as they say

>>75799950
Most of them were timber towns and never really recovered from the environmental laws
Parts of southern oregon are appalachia tier

>>75800054
Check the /lat/ thread you got a serious response

>>75800081
no it isn't

>>75800081
fuck off redditor

File: reddit.png (5KB, 161x40px) Image search: [Google]

5KB, 161x40px

>>75800103
Yeah it is

>>75800063
it used to be worse. Earlier this year some central-eastern europeans just spammed pics of dead people in ww2
>>75800088
Yeah, I've actually heard Yankee Marshal say it's pretty much West Virginia outside the cities, but it took some looks at the medicaid strains in the state to really hit home. Jesus. Have you ever been to WV?

>>75800113
no

bought my dreamcast for $30 on ebay

>>75800121
nah, soo many great communities

>>75800103
You, redditor. Help me plz.
-> >>75799482

>>75800156
I haven't

power ranking of racetam analogs
noopept > oxiracetam > piracetam > aniracetam

>>75800158
>receives only the original box
heh, nothin personnel kid

>>75800199
sorry, I don't know anime well

>>75800213

no, its the console

To day I've only told one guy I voted for Trump. And I told him I did it as a joke.

File: westvirginia21A.jpg (419KB, 1920x1280px) Image search: [Google]

419KB, 1920x1280px

>>75800202
do rural areas look like this?

File: IMG_20170607_212724.jpg (2MB, 3286x2432px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 3286x2432px

did some kinda degen shit and went to mcds again.

forgot my free tea, oh well tmr morning. forgot pic last time.

>>75800247
cuck

File: 1479096350787.gif (836KB, 286x204px) Image search: [Google]

836KB, 286x204px

>>75800244
>>75800268
Image didn't add that much, wasn't worth getting rid of the dubs

File: apu 21.png (8KB, 251x201px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 251x201px

>>75800268
why do you buy tea and breakfast sandwiches at McDonald's every day when they're so easy to make at home?

>>75800247
good job ruining your country

File: dubs.jpg (89KB, 636x640px) Image search: [Google]

89KB, 636x640px

>>75800000

>>75800305
i drive to a far one to practice driving

there's a multi lane 80km/h speed limit on route. i need to practice switching lanes for my test at the end of the month.

>>75800288
fuck dubs

>>75800305
there is no way you can make the breakfast sandwiches at home

File: Untitled.png (13KB, 648x237px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 648x237px

>>75800328
Thanks boss
you too

>>75800346
you have the parallel parking down, bud?

>>75800253
everywhere 15 minutes out of eugene looks like that

>>75800351
proofs?

File: 1495421208665.jpg (95KB, 900x600px) Image search: [Google]

95KB, 900x600px

>>75800353
>he thinks a depreciating currency necessarily is a bad thing

nigga they current account balance gonna go up

anyone else german american?

File: 1473491509309.jpg (32KB, 620x595px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 620x595px

>>75800351
>english muffins
>eggs
>bacon or sausage
>you can't make that at home

>>75800360
ya i think im pretty good at it.

File: 1494894264613.jpg (165KB, 1060x714px) Image search: [Google]

165KB, 1060x714px

>>75800387
yes
>>75800390
this, but you forgot cheese. the cheese is what makes the sandwich

>>75800379
We depreciate our currency when it becomes very close or more than yours, it's not benefiting anyone to go under 80 cents besides whatever is left of the manufacturing sector.

>>75800394
are your driving tests particularly difficult? i failed the first time because my auditor took points off for not keeping my hands at 10 and 2 o'clock
i thought i did everything flawlessly but apparently he didn't agree

>>75800379
I somehow managed to get a B in Macroeconomics 101 without understanding anything about financial/current accounts and having a very shaky understanding of currency and trade in general.
Professor was a really "disconnected" guy

>>75800442
Doesn't he LARP as an injun and a Castizo or something?

>>75800442
I take it you are not a civic nationalist like quebec is

>>75800415
nothing wrong with being proud of german heritage, despite what euro cucks believes

Keywords: grassroots, campaign, canvass, internship, social change, activism, citizen outreach, environment, consumer, public interest, gay lesbian bisexual transgender rights, lgbt rights, part time job, summer job, nonprofit.

File: 1496515360238.gif (2MB, 320x180px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 320x180px

>>75800429
u seriously think it doesnt benefit your timber sector? it literally benefits most businesses, well, those that export) but harms consumers a bit

>>75800490
wrong

Need a job before college starts back up in August but no one wants to hire a guy just for two months
I think i'll tell them I dropped out or something

File: 1487684112956.jpg (170KB, 900x1200px) Image search: [Google]

170KB, 900x1200px

>>75800459
i am an economics major and i quite like international economics

ama

File: 1461297690.png (15KB, 365x363px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 365x363px

>>75800511
>doesnt benefit your timber sector
Drumpf stopped that

really dislike people whom use big or archaic words to sound smart

>>75800574

archaic's a pretty big word for you to be throwing around

File: photo-1.jpg (2MB, 3264x2448px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 3264x2448px

>>75800454
there's unfortunately two driving tests. i have to take the first one. my impression is that the first one is piss easy, i don't even need to parellel park in this one, just three point turn and not kill anyone.

i have to wait a year for the second one. apparently this test is harder. but im going to take a driving course right after i pass this first test that lets me take the second test in 8 months.

your 10 and 2 comment made me think to find the score sheet for my test.

>>75800574
Likewise, it is rarely necessary to utilize a complex part of your lexicon when a simple word would suffice.

>>75800574
I admit to doing this, but I don't do it to sound smart, but to maintain a healthy vocabulary.

File: 1496758302945.png (337KB, 1144x888px) Image search: [Google]

337KB, 1144x888px

>>75800530
You say that you only need to take two more classes to graduate and will be able to work full time (and plan to work there for 1+ years)

then when school starts you give your two weeks and there is nothing they can do

>>75800574
me, big word user, on the left. You on the right

File: 1481342633583.png (74KB, 230x230px) Image search: [Google]

74KB, 230x230px

>>75800000
>tfw proof that Seattle is the greatest

>>75800594
They may ask you to parallel park on the first test. They did on my first attempt but not on my second or on the second test

>>75800574
I do it, and I do it to sound smart. I've had one teacher fucking despise me for it and at least four who were impressed by it.

File: 1447956028102.png (523KB, 960x540px) Image search: [Google]

523KB, 960x540px

>>75800464
When I used to talk to him outside of 4chan he claimed he was "black irish" but it turns out he's really part mexican or something

File: Mexican Americans.png (139KB, 286x488px) Image search: [Google]

139KB, 286x488px

>>75800676
>he's really part mexican or something
1776-2020 RIP F

>>75800594
I wish they let us keep the scorecard for our second driving test (first test is just a pencil & paper quiz). My cousin failed it 5 times already and is on her 6th, but it's better they keep bad drivers off the road.

>>75800638
It's not too bad, just set up a couple trash cans on your driveway and practice.

who here /working in their career/

suppose i want to be a white collar worker in an office or doing some data analysis

how blacked am I if I don't get an internship?

>>75800676
>being this obsessed with your race
i don't understand you people

>>75800743
100%

File: Bean.jpg (273KB, 1280x722px) Image search: [Google]

273KB, 1280x722px

>>75800719
genuinely don't understand why they come here to shitcago

>>75800761
was more wanting replies from us america 2bh

File: Screen Shot 2017-06-07 at 9.55.39 PM.png (226KB, 2098x506px) Image search: [Google]

226KB, 2098x506px

Betting 1,500 on labour victory tmrw

>>75800743
hope you got that math degree ready mister data analysist

>>75800774
Both of those were me btw

Somebody make a new thread quickly

Shit just got real!

>>75800574
I use old words (usually just in essays) because french words can fuck right off back to where they came from

>>75800829
>>75800829
>>75800829
>>75800829
NEW

File: IMG_0044.jpg (286KB, 700x733px) Image search: [Google]

286KB, 700x733px

>>75795884
I have returned
Not gonna namefag though, I don't feel like pissing everyone off this time.

>>75800828
Done

>>75800735
>pencil & paper quiz
Not anymore
But yeah them getting to keep the scorecard is stupid, it's not like they even use the data for anything, probably just throw it away.