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me irl tbqhwyf

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/diane-abbott-labour-replaced-sacked-lyn-brown-general-election-2017-jeremy-corbyn-a7776491.html

hey lads you can vote for labour now

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*rolls into the thread*

>>75773174

If some autistic little gimp came into my bar while I was working and wanted to talk about their issues I'd tell them to fuck off

Not being funny but do I look like a therapist? This ain't a fucking 1960s noir detective novel set in Chicago, jog on I've got to empty the dishwasher.

>>75773189
*stops*
*takes noose off neck*

Could it be...?

>>75773223
>This ain't a fucking 1960s noir detective novel set in Chicago
oh
I thought it was

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Could you hack his banter?

>>75773097
countries blow money all the time on different projects, they pump money into africa all the time without seriously expecting anything. helps tech developments too, drone technology came from the military for example.

he doesn't want to say he won't use nukes because labour is already furious with him and try to muzzle him in attempts to make him more palatable to the public. his views on nuclear weapons are already obvious from his political history and opposition of trident

>>75773250
stop replying to me. you win okay. just go away

some autistic little snotball came into my publisher office and wanted me to publish their 1960s spy nov

told him to fuck off. not being funny but does anyone like those books? its a dead market mate, burn the script and write a book about Palestinian babies instead mate

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>>75773189
As if I need my nose rubbed in any more "diversity."

had the fear really bad last night
didnt get to sleep till 2. bollocksed in work now

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work in 5 days

>>75773243
Making him raise Mark's runt child was the ultimate banter move

>>75773215
my christ what a unsurprising response from a swede who'd prefer more a more androgynous woman (the trend i was talking about is not a lean towards maculinity but androgyny) because swedes have the lowest testosterone level in europe. the girl on the left, who i was obviously only talking about, could easily be 16-24 and has classically feminine features. she only looks like a child to a numale, you.

>>75773272
ah yes blaming real labour for what new labour (crypto tories) did

*walks into a 1960s noir detective novel set in Chicago*
alri

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>swedes have the lowest testosterone level in europe

>>75773278
wew lads no need to rampage at me your sexuality is between you and the courts

>>75773272
>15 years ago

Relevant

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>>75773294
*blocks your path*
smoke?

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>>75773294
what will it be sir?

business idea: accept refugees to conduct medical experiments on them

>>75773283
>that wasn't real labour
>real labour has never been tried
>just let us try it again, this time nobody will die, we promise

>>75773278
Good looking slavs usually have very balanced faces, unlike germanics who usually tend to the masculine side

I like the look

>>75773335
LMAO

>>75773335
fuck off

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>>75773272
>dredging up fake news from 8 years ago

Pmsl desperate.

>>75773318
he said chicago not beijing

does greg knight have your vote in east yorkshire

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gt7lWRtfve8

>>75773301
I wasn't being hyperbolic. It's true. You can find it somewhere.
>>75773304
Gender might be a meme in the US now, but in Sweden biological sex will be as well.

phonebanking for corbyn right now

>>75773366
he's an immigrant

Germany had universal male suffrage in WWI (and had had it since unification)

Britain excluded the working class voting in elections until 1918

The hun was more progressive - you learn something new everyday

George Smiley was stood by the window, peering out through slatted windowblinds at a red doubledecker bus in the drizzly road outside the Circus. He didnt turn as Bill walked in, but sighed a sigh that betrayed his exhaustion.
"Hello George" said Bill. "How's Anne?"
"Much the same" replied George with a level voice and a distracted look that seemed to suggest a hinterland of other interests.

>>75773380
there were no chinese in chicago in the 60s

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>and in my 1960s spy novels characters are always chatting to bartenders about their problems
>just wanna vent so i dont have to do the old 'cide
imagine being at work just trying to get on with your job and this cunt walks in and starts talking about killing himself

Theresa takes her tea black. Fucking based could this woman get any better?

>>75773272
LOVE how this riles up all the right people so much

>>75773294
*takes drag on unfiltered cigarette*
Ey sal, who's this cool cat?

>>75773250
>le noone will ever use nukes so lets not worry about it

i concede i cannot argue with that logic

>>75773250
It's pretty fucking pathetic when the biggest black mark that's stopping Corbyn from winning the election is that he says he's reluctant to use a WMD in an extremely unlikely hypothetical situation

Do rorke's somehow feel that Britain having nukes makes up for their own inadequacies?

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hmmm

>>75773362
Love how you left out the Guardian banner from your screencap. Almost as if you knew people would reject such a biased source.

>lying lefties deny telling a bunch of lies
WAHEY

>>75773399
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_Chinese_Americans_in_Chicago
yes there were

*uses a WMD*
heh what now, jez?

>>75773406
He's an absolutely pathetic specimen

I bet his 'problems' consist of >tfw no gf and not being able to get the platinum trophy on some anime dance game

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>>75773370
>Gender might be a meme in the US now, but in Sweden biological sex will be as well.

what does this even mean. politics will erode genitals? deciphering the latest yank is always difficult

>>75773370
Given that they're one of the tallest countries in the world I highly doubt that

Human growth hormone and testosterone are part of the same hormonal axis

>>75773446
>"there was no plot" said Neather
not sure how bias comes into it lad, that seems pretty cut and dry to me

*walks into a 1920s noir detective novel set in Shanghai's foreign quarter*

>>75773448
not clicking this virus

>>75773471
All you do is try to copy people

>>75773446
That's right, deflect away from you being caught out lying. It's pretty obvious it's from the Guardian anyway, you'd have to be a mong not to know that.

>>75773361
seething
>>75773465
Utter nonsensical bollocks mate

>>75773456
keep up lad, all the lore was explained last thread

drinking a pint of tea

>>75773417
>unfiltered fags

I miss Italy and Camel unfiltereds

Some guy gave me a Player's Navy Cut here once but I have no idea how he got them

Germany: Knife crimes up 600% in the last 4 years.

Victims increasingly female.

What could the cause possibly be?

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>>75773440
yes that's definitely the only and sole reason he might lose

>>75773370
do you really think you could accurately measure the testosterone levels of a nation?
fuck me you pseudoscience cunts are ignorant

if you're thinking of that story of danish kids growing breasts that's just skinnyfat/ dairy related

www.virus.com

Can't get the platinum trophy in my anime dance game. The fact that I don't have a gf doesn't help either. Think I might kms myself

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love pints

is war for the planet of the apes communist propaganda where monkeys = coloured people?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiWpvX8kiEE

The tax upon land values is, therefore, the most just and equal of all taxes.

>>75773435
just don't see why I would want le big strong leader who wants to kill foreners to prove how big and strong he is

>>75773531
yes

>>75773497
Misogyny, sexism, patriarchy.
proof me wrong
you can't

>>75773532
nipANO

I really hate this swedish poster
he manages to embody everything people hate about swedes
would love to heem him

>>75773479
I don't gimmick meme copyrights

>>75773470
>when i said we were "rubbing the right's nose in diversity" while pretending the country needed immigration to save the economy, it wasn't a "plot," it was just a bunch of lies we all agreed to tell the public in order to advance our racial diversity agenda

>>75773504
>do you really think you could accurately measure the testosterone levels of a nation?
What kind of a question is this? Yes, obviously. Retard.
>>75773463
As in, there is a trend towards not preferring sexual dimorphism.

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>I wasn't being hyperbolic

(don't use words you don't understand)

>>75773482
>Utter nonsensical bollocks mate

HMG is produced by the pituitary gland, as are the progenitor hormones for testosterone. While you can get a gland producing one hormone more than others (such as in a prolactinoma), the general tendency is that a gland will produce all hormones to a comparably similar amount.

>>75773512
2 issues with this
1. wouldnt be able to hold it at all too hot, you'd have to use a straw; gay
2. supposedly hot water breaks glass
on this basis never post it again unless you want to mess with the big lads of the thread (me)

"Gimme another"

Yi nodded and bobbed his head as he took my pint glass and began to fill it up.
"And no watered down shit this time, I can tell" I growled.

I had a head like a flagstone and my legs were weak as straw. This day was already bad, and it was about to get even worse. The door to the watering hole swung open, and all the locals turned their scowling yellow faces to the door. Bastards. I hated it here but the alcohol was so cheap I couldnt afford not to go.

The dame who just walked it was something else. She had the kinda legs that just dont quit and a face like diamonds. I could tell she was uncomfortable, but she hid it well. She strode toward me with a veneer of confidence.

"Are you Rourke?" she inquired.

"No." I said, taking a pull from my drink. "Rourke died a long time ago. I'm no-one."

>>75773540
You should want a big strong leader who wants to defend your country. Not a big deal to say "yeah sure if we're getting nuked I'd use nukes in self defense to attempt and protect the country in any way I could", but whatever floats your boat my man.

>>75773553
there are two of us, dear

>>75773568
>i wasn't exaggerating a common prejudice towards Swedes on 4chan by inventing a false scientific conclusion

Two days till our LAD jezza gets in lads.

Honestly so fucking stoked

Can't wait for all you Tories to be crying ahahhahah

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>As in, there is a trend towards not preferring sexual dimorphism.

>>75773499
It's the only issue that he's stumbled upon in the various debates and interviews that he's had recently.

Shouldn't you be in bed anyway you pathetic yank? It's half four on the west coast

*saunters up to the bar and leans on it with 1 arm, putting elbow in a puddle of lager*
>Get me an old fashioned on the rocks - hold the ice
>what? This a spoons mate did you want something from the menu?
>oh.. erm can I just have a JD?
>a what mate? J2O?
*goes to grab one from the fridge*
>n-no a Jack Daniels
>oh sorry mate
*pours a shot of Jack Daniels*
>can I see some ID please mate?
>y-yes of course. I want to kill myself by the way
*hands over ID and the barman inspects it*
>cheers, that's £3 please
*tries to pay using Apple Watch, almost knocking over someone else's pint as he twists his wrist so that the screen touches the chip and pin machine*
>it's not gone through mate
*pays using a mixture of pound coins and 10ps*
>I want to kill myself by the way
*by this point the barman is serving someone else*
*sips drink and splutters, tears in eyes*
*puts it down on the bar and goes outside to wait for the bus home*

>>75773480
Posting a literal, unedited screencap from a major news source is lying now? Are you saying you think I personally photoshopped that image? Or that I'm the journalist/editor that published it?

>>75773531
just gotta care and be compassionate
>all humans end up being hunted and treated like wild vermin by the apes
lol woops

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anime

I know nothing of British politics.
Can someone summarise it for me?

Which party is the one who wants to destroy the country with political correctness and which one is the one who wants to save the country by deporting everyone non-white?

>>75773540
You're forgetting that Americans are childlike in their politics. They don't care about having decent infrastructure, affordable university, universal healthcare, good governance or any of the other features of developed nations.

It all comes down to some childish military dick swinging contest for them.

>>75773621
Laffed.
Got ID'd in spoons even though I was eating my meal with a pint at my table

>>75773652
>Which party is the one who wants to destroy the country with political correctness
all of them
>which one is the one who wants to save the country by deporting everyone non-white?
none of them

going to start calling religion 'fake news' because it actually is

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>>75773621

>>75773567
never heard of people testing the test levels of an entire nation. what use would that have

don't even think you could objectively determine whether a populace is test deficient

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>>75773599

>>75773652
they are all the same

>>75773652
>Which party is the one who wants to destroy the country with political correctness
conservatives

>which one is the one who wants to save the country by deporting everyone non-white?
BNP

>>75773584

VERY good post

>>75773681
>don't even think you could objectively determine whether a populace is test deficient

Inferential statistics lad

>>75773669
Got knocked back from spoons once for wearing trackies.

>>75773592
would heem you both just to be safe

>>75773591
don't want some pumped up dickhead who thinks he has a right to prove a point by killing people
don't like government simple as

>>75773579
Men of the past were shorter but had far more testosterone
Explain that

>>75773696
Nobody's posted any source for this supposed study though

cuck!

>>75773687
me on the left

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>>75773567
how about you put your money where your burger is and post the study

turtle you online or nah?

russians are appropriating our culture I have noticed
seeing lots of kappa and burberry these days

>>75773652
When you attend a funeral
it is sad to think that sooner-or
later those you love will do the saaaame to you

And it may seem kind of tragic
not to mention other adjec-
-tives to think of allll the weeping they will doooo

but dont you worry
no more ashes, no more sackcloth
and an armband made of blackcloth
will someday nevermore adorn a sleeve

Cause if the bomb that lands on yoouuu
gets your friends and neighbours tooooo
therell be nobody left alive to grieve!

>muh hormones in the water

hey maybe we should be looking after the environment?

>>75773667
that's what I'm trying to get at but this yank is too thick to get it

>>75773652
Theresa "Mummy" May's Tory (Conservative) party say they want to reduce immigration to tens of thousands, instead of hundreds of thousands. They probably won't, but:

Jeremy "Jezza" Corbyn's Labour party have no plans to reduce immigration at all. Their policies may well involve increasing immigration exponentially.

http://www.whoshallivotefor.com/policies/compare#immigration

>>75773705
Nutrition, rather than growth hormone, was the limiting factor on their height

turtle you in lad?

>>75773730
absolute retard. hormones in the water aren't a result of treating the environment poorly

>>75773736
>Jeremy "Jezza" Corbyn's Labour party have no plans to reduce immigration at all. Their policies may well involve increasing immigration exponentially.

they want controlled skilled immigration

>>75773724
don't like sheer stuff like this
if they actually had an confidence they'd go bare and show that their skin didn't have any gross blemishes

>>75773736
>Their policies may well involve increasing immigration exponentially.

explain for me please

https://twitter.com/TVP_Aylesbury/status/872415783871291392

>>75773754
no they don't

>>75773724
You're rekindling my obsession with Swedish women :(

>>75773705
how do you know men of the past had more testosterone?

thailad you in?

>>75773768
yes they do
read their manifesto

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the lads

>>75773716
I suppose not. But I'm just explaining how it could be done.

>>75773736
>Jeremy "Jezza" Corbyn's Labour party have no plans to reduce immigration at all

Labour have said several times that they'd restrict unskilled migration. Jeremy Corbyn literally argued for it from a left-wing point of view by saying it suppressed wages.

>>75773702
>defending your nation is "proving a point"
>don't like government

hmm ok laddie

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>>75773687
watch out rorke

>>75773789
I did. there is no immigration quota nor does it say it will require skilled workers

Have you seen my turtle lads????

All you pathetic Cuckservative have actually fallen for the lies of a lying bitch who caused terrorism on our streets and sucked Saudi dick.

Honestly can a Con explain this to me? How can you support this.

Disgusting, treasonous behaviour.

>>75773790
You're literally crossposting from leftypol

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FUCKING NORMIES

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Finally had the morning coffee. Just can't get started without it lads!

>>75773809
>don't like government
>le opinion discarded

alri governmentcuck

>>75773822
there are no conservatives on /brit/

>>75773810
isn't it illegal to brandish fake weapons as if they're real

>>75773652
Both big parties want to destroy the country using their individual brands of PC:
>Labour: IDpol, minorities a protected class
>Conservative: ministry of truth
The only party remotely interested in ethno-nationalism is maybe the BNP, but its certainly not a public policy for them. Brits are turned off by anything too politically violent.

>>75773829
youre a fucking creep

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>>75773810
he better

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>>75773667
It's the result of being literal kikeslaves and existing now as a state for the sole cause of having bodies to throw for NWO. Any domestic policy falls second to insuring global hegemony, they even reward their citizenry for signing away their freedom by joining the military meatgrinder by providing things we consider basic like; Education (G.I bill), Healthcare (V.A) and a government mandated pension.

Turtle you get that job you interviewed for?

>>75773841
anything can be a weapon so nothing can be a fake weapon

>>75773848
>BNP
they're not a real party anymore

>>75773829
you're a fucking weirdo

I'm voting for DUP desu senpai

>>75773809
Technically using nukes doesn't defend a nation, it's purely retalitory

In fact, if I were in charge of pushing the button and nukes were flying at me I'd like to think I wouldn't push the button - is it really worth wiping out humanity for an ideological dispute?

>>75773878
>>75773849
how am i the weirdo when theyre the ones literally having sex in a churchyard at lunchtime you cunts

>>75773869
how can weapons be real if non weapons don't exist

>apply for a job
>don't get it

what's the point

>>75773829
what the hell are you doing here

>>75773829
What the hell are you doing there?

>>75773903
youre sitting there taking pictures to wank to

>disney beaner singing about getting dicked so hard she can't walk
>at a benefit gig
>for children
I..

I'm a plaid cymru man myself

>>75773907
Bet it was a shite job anyway lad

looks like that paddys run away
i inspire fear due to my physical strength and exceptionally high intelligence, perhaps even genius

>>75773929
yes
but I can only apply for shite jobs

>>75773858
1st twitter brigade

>>75773903
You don't belong here

How will rorke's deal with having to ask for their mum's credit card to prove their age for porn when the tories' new internet censorship comes in?

>>75773925
caught some of that on tv here, fuck it was shameless

acting like it was any other feelgood concert to boost their careers

>>75773938
Apply for the least shitey of the shite jobs then lad

Or start your own thing

>>75773896
>Let the aggressors live on while we all die
Ah yes, the literal cuckold mentality.

>>75773953
just like they dealt with the face sitting and pissing porn ban

>>75773925
no wonder they want to bomb us

>>75773583
>hot water breaks glass
Glass is literally made with fire mate

>>75773953
will they ever recover?

>>75773871
theyre an unpopular party now that UKIP has scratched the same itch, but they are a real party and its possible to create policies that would lose votes to them.

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>>75773925
she's not a beaner she just pretends to be for her brand

>>75773886
better be fucking joking kidda

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>>75773926
good lad

>>75773985
dont be a tard

>>75773754
>>75773763
>>75773805
They don't define "skilled" at all. For all we know, they could still have the same multi-culturalist agenda they've always had, and flood the UK with millions of "diverse" immigrants, saying they're skilled at almost speaking English, or that they bring valuable skills like being able to carry jugs of water on their head, or can jump really high on the spot with a spear in one hand.

Maybe stretching bottom lips for the insertion of a clay plate, or performing female "circumcision," will be regarded as valuable cosmetic surgery skills.

I'm exaggerating of course, but the bottom line is, they have no planned cap on immigration and that party has spammed immigrants into Britain under false pretences in the past.

>>75773971
>literally destroying humanity over a dispute
You're a fucking idiot

>>75773896
The world is literally a safer place if everyone thinks everyone else will use nuclear weapons in retaliation at first chance. It isn't even relevant if you would actually do it or not.

>>75773985
hot water does crack glass you weapon

>>75774002
b-but the tories increased immigration because the eu said so!

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>>75773770
here have another mate

>>75774015
You vastly overestimate the power of nukes.

clearly labour is full of roric anti-semite immigrant haters

so vote for them you stupid virgin rorkes and go cry to mummy when the BBC turns you into more asshole than man

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>>75773995
No son I'm not

can't sleep
too hungry
no food in the fridge
might have to go outfuckingside lads

>>75774015
It's not "destroying humanity", it's destroying the country that's destroying you.

howling at the autism yank who thinks nations don't use nuclear weapons for fear of reprisal

must be why they haven't sandblasted the ME yet, because those high tech muzzies from isis will launch their own nukes back

>>75774060
Eat your own hand lad

>>75774072
game theory

>>75774064
wasnt aware the average innocent civilian man woman or child was directly responsible for their governments military decisions lad

>>75774076
but then how will I have my cheeky wanks

>>75773974
This is different

That was a ban on producing those types of pornography in the UK. You could still access it quite happily.

A couple of months ago the conservatives announced that they were going to start blocking porn websites that didn't have an enhanced form of age verification (credit card is the main method being touted), but it would have been easy to work around.

In the wake of London, however, May's big response is literally Chinese-style censorship of the internet. She's literally talking about "regulating the whole internet". Which means that it's actually pretty likely that, short of having a good VPN, in the UK you'd soon have to give all your details to whatever site.

>>75774015
Indeed. If a lad approaches your gf and proceeds to chat her up, just let him shag her, best to avoid a dispute over 1 girl.

******VERY IMPORTANT******
https://strawpoll.com/5wf9dzr
******VERY IMPORTANT******

>>75774086
the civilians are held hostage by the threat of nuclear attack, so politicians and officials think twice before attacking and losing their families

>>75774104
Hmmmm.
This seems like a good and appropriate analogy.

>>75774033
If the Tories say they will limit immigration, and bring in a hundred thousand, imagine how many will be brought in by the party that refuses to say they'll limit immigration.

Labour increased immigration six-fold in the past. Imagine if they did that again.

nuclear war will never happen

>>75774064
Nowadays it's slightly different, but back in the '80s a nuclear war would have been on such a scale that it'd have rendered the planet largely uninhabitable.

>>75774091
You have two hands for a reason lad

really weird how right wingers have dreams of killing billions of people in a nuclear holocaust

>>75774129
why would i bother imagining things that might theoretically happen maybe if i can instead think about things the party has actually said they want to do

eg: censor British internet

>>75774085
ah yes a topic as complicated as nuclear warfare (with its incredible ramifications) can be reduced to a >concept mainly applied to businesses

You can sit here and pretend Corbyn has a chance, but deep down we both know the old, tory voters will turn out in force at 90+%, whereas the "hip, young, edgy student protestors" will turn out at around 40%, despite protesting and covering their facebooks with political shite

>why YES I'm going to complain about immigrants while having no children of my own

>>75774158
DELETE

>>75774094
>A couple of months ago the conservatives announced that they were going to start blocking porn websites that didn't have an enhanced form of age verificatio
weird how it hasn't happened yet nor has there been any news on progress towards it happening

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viH4N0Fpsa4
barely understand a word but love this angry lad

>>75774115
dont think killing hostages when the damage is already done is much point

seems a bit evil + psychopathic, natch

might give Bumble a go

>>75774054
you're in for a HEEMing next time I'm in bandit country

"I'm going to scrap the human rights act in order to fight terrorism"

It's like she's actively trying to throw the election to the opposition at this point I mean come on. She didn't even try to word it in a non threatening manner at all. Not "we need to drastically change the human rights act in order to combat terrorism", nope, let's just bin all the hman rights hahaaha. I thought she was supposed to be a politician?

>>75774072
Ironically it's only by having nukes that you can legally become targetted by nukes.

Every single nuclear power has signed several treaties that ban ever using nuclear weapons on non-nuclear powers.

Obviously it doesn't matter in the case of a worldwide nuclear holocaust, but in the case of an isolated, limited nuclear war that's being touted by the yank it'd have repercussions for whichever country used them.

>>75774170
>weird how it hasn't happened yet nor has there been any news on progress towards it happening
it will happen, they're just waiting for this election to be over and for us to properly leave the eu

Why bother with nukes if you're not gonna use them? He has a point. Elsewise you could use the millions upon million developing them on literally anything else

>>75774156
game theory

>>75774145
I like using the leftie when the right one when I'm angry

>>75774170
>if it hasnt happened in 2 months then it will NEVER happen!
Yank attentionspans, everybody

>>75774158
I think people learned from brexit. if not it's deserved

>>75774184
Scary times lad scary times

>>75774200
Because nuclear deterrence is entirely reliant on everyone having nukes and being afraid to use them.

>>75774154
Internet regulations can just be lifted by the govt after. Good luck getting 5 million immigrants to leave.

>>75774072
Plenty of countries would be using nukes or threatening to use nukes if they knew they could get away with it. The fact that so many nations have them limits what other countries can do with them.

>>75774212
believe what you want, we'll see when the tories win

>>75774226
and im sure once thats done GCHQ will just delete all their stolen data on us, no worries

>>75774180
laughing the first nuke was their decision, and there needs to be consequences for that.

you can't pretend nuclear weapons don;t exist, you can't put that technology back in Pandora's box
you have to live with it and this is the best way to do so.
people ITT are just incredibly naive and would rather see millions dead than think about something uncomfortable

wish someone would make a machine that would perfectly put on queen size sheets

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>>75774133
Fun fact: The Fallout guy (pic related) is actually testing to see if he is safe from a nuclear strike. One way to see if that mushroom cloud on the horizon will fuck you up, is to hold your thumb up at arm's length, close one eye, and place your thumb in front of the mushroom cloud. If your thumb completely obscures the cloud, you're probably safe.

*is a cat*

>>75774170
It's almost like it generally takes a couple of years in the UK for a law to be proposed, written, debated, voted on and ratified generally.

Can you please fuck off you annoying yank.

>>75774161
People would probably be more compelled to have children if, oh I don't know, the country wasn't housing thens of thousands of religious extremists and making it impossible for anyone on a median income to buy a house. Fucking stupid, religious people don't give a shit about spurting out six kids because they're stupid and don't really give a shit about their welfare, just want to spread their stupid religion.

>>75774182
yeah been considering that

will have to end my NEETdom first

>>75774200
That's easy to say as Sweden, because you are entirely under the thumb of more relevant countries.
>WHY DOESNT EVERYONE STOP BUILDING NUKES DUDE LMAO??
Because then we'd all be under the thumb of Russia

>>75774250
well maybe we shouldn't have such a high population?

>>75774247
*pets you*

>>75774248
yeah we'll see about it retard. the tories are winning anyway

>>75774224
It's infuriating. Let's fll the country up with savages over literally five decades, then revoke everyones rights when they start getting violent en masse. THANKS MR GUBMINT

>>75774244
Am I on reddit?

>>75774244
i don't trust this information when there's only been 2 strikes ever

>>75774156
game theory is not some simple flow chart, it's an abstraction of human thought with emotive language stripped out. it is an excellent analogy to nuclear deterrent.

who do you listen to the most?
>>75774247
*throws water at you*

>>75774104
Can't really compare telling a guy to fuck off and using nuclear weapons you fucking mong

nukes don't even exist
stop arguing about fictional things

>Plenty of countries would be using nukes or threatening to use nukes if they knew they could get away with it

ahahahahahahahah deluded cunt
those limits and rules are just for peace of mind and to shut up anti-nuclear protestors in the past

>>75774293
>who do you listen to the most?
you :3

>>75774287
I'll take that as an upvote.

>>75774268
well maybe importing hundreds of thousands of immigrants every year didn't particularly help with that either.

>my working class parents bought a 3 bed family house in the 5th best place to raise children in the UK for £70,000 in 2002, and sold it for £240,000 in 2015

absolutely fucking mental, literally being paid £10,000 a month just to exist, and 90% of our generation will NEVER be able to buy a family house.

Where did it all go so wrong lads

>>75774293
source direct still

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>>75774293

>>75774289
plus 100s of tests in the Nevada desert, pacific, russian steppes etc.

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Hate the idea of millions dying in a nuclear blast
Hate the idea of fallow crops and contaminated food supplies giving dozens of millions leukemia and causing abortions
Hate being regressed to a feudal society but with the food requirements of a modern one
Hate dozens of millions starving to death over 30 years
Hate the wholesale destruction of nature and the wildlife
Hate artificial nationalistic "pride" driving senseless and recklessly provocative actions over unimportant political issues

Love Corbyn

simple as

>>75774302
But I just did, successfully.

>>75774289
it's 1950s american nuclear bomb safety. everyone was paranoid about it still so schools had nuclear bomb drills and such

>tfw too autistic/mental to travel to cinemas to see films im interested in

>>75774264
>the Russian boogieman

Aftonbladet.se is that you?

>>75774247
*steps down on your spine*

>>75774277
I never disputed that, I'm just surprised that people are actually supporting them ITT

>being on /brit/
>at five am
>when not even British

pretty tragic, don't you have work or anything tomorrow?

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>>75774314
stop it pirate

>>75774320
not really

even without immigrants the population would still be around 60,000,000

that's far too many people

>>75774323
My parents bought a 5 storey house in Notting Hill for £45k in the 80s when Notting Hill was a ghetto

Now its worth £2m

*yanks*

Gimmick/community idea:we pick 1 mystery each day and discuss it. Any ideas?

>>75774334
Notice you don't hate fundamental religious lunatics. Funny that, neother does Corbyn, he loves them.

>>75774323
>white population is decreasing
>wages going up
>estate prices going down
>less people on the subway
>ah wait a minute lads, let's import immigrants from third world countries to benefit the economy
idk what went wrong 2bh

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De Gaulle >>> leftist manlets who hate nukes

Dentist tomorrow at 4:30PM

>>75774369
mystery: why are jews overrepresented in finance?

>>75774357
*ws a hlogram*

>>75774329
that's right you parasite ridden pest, I am redpilled on you cunts https://www.theatlantic.com/national/archive/2014/11/man-cat-dog-best-friend-pet/382740/

>>75774359
brit on vacation

>>75774391
Hmm. No not things like that. I was thinking more like mkultra etc.

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>>75774378
didn't he flee the country when "leftist manlets" made him piss his pants in may 68

>>75774313
Literally cannot even decipher your post, please try again lad.

>new star trek series is shit

ah yes ah yes

>>75774347
>>75774330
neither of these give me any more confidence to the information

>>75774376
wages haven't gone up, it's the literal billionaire chinks buying investment properties overseas for whatever reason

>>75773673
More like fake OLD news HAHAHAHAHAAA.

>>75774359
8AM here haha
hey, at least I don't pretend I know about brit politics

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>>75774423
the first 2 seasons of every star trek show (bar the original) are pretty shit desu

>>75774430
they haven't, but if the population would decrease the wages would go up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_03QSlEGLec

>>75774369
i quite liked the short creative writing excerpt gimmick we had earlier on desu

>>75774378
creditstealing wet blanket moron poser faggor

t. my dad

>>75774365
not really.

you've only subtracted the number of immigrants currently in the UK, but stupid wasn't it? What about 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th generation immigrants, who are now actually citizens. There's 5 million Muslims in the UK alone, that's an outdated and incredibly conervative figure too, and discounts kids under 12, and that's just Muslims. Imagine how many millions immigrated here from all over the world, had families, their families had families, and so fourth.

We should have had immigration, just predominantly european, skilled only, and in limited numbers.

>>75774369
better idea: stick to poo related topics

*gets murdered*

hmm, mondays

puerto lad do you support corbyn

>>75774290
game theory is just a simplified facet of thought, it represents a single option available among numerous options
it's a purely theoretical thing, and even then there are extensions to it like "cooperation" where companies help others repeatedly over time and they look out for each others interests
in the real world people make decisions weighted on everything, game theory is a part of something bigger (can't remember the name), includes ideas like the nash equilibrium

Honestly I will be applying for asylum in Germany once Mummy imposes her Police state.

Do Germans accept white cis male political refugees???

>>75774340
>successfully
The only other comment also said that it wasn't appropriate.

Humanity going extinct is slightly more worrying than arguing with some guy over your girlfriend, and the logic of "I would kill millions of people because, were I in the situation of a guy hitting on my girlfriend, I would tell him to fuck off" is just idiotic.

>>75774414
his party came back and was even more powerful after the fact
the 68ers fucked Europe hard and made it even more of a slave to American interests

geez

so not only is viet'lad' a leaf

he's a fucking leaffrog as well

state of him

>>75774465
ah but you see that's racist

game theory fags need to understand that you cant rely on people acting rationally and in their own interest when the stakes are so high

t. guy who read a book on nuclear strategy

>>75774429
*nukes you*
How about now?

>leafs
>spics
I left /cum/ to get away from you fuckers

bum poo willy bum poo fanny poo bum
>>75774453
What about DS9? Also, the first two seasons of TNG are just awkward and aren't actually very different from the rest of the show. People forget how many mediocre over-arching episodes there are later in the show like just about every Romulan episode.

>>75774422
you said:
>The fact that so many nations have them limits what other countries can do with them.
which makes even less sense, but I guessed you were saying the main thing holding people back from nukes were all these regulations rather than having even a small shred of morals

>>75774412
>spending your holiday on /brit/

also pretty tragic 2bh

>>75774469
I support anyone but granny may because she seems like she'd be terrible in bed

>>75774487
this except im going to Hong Kong and then Singapore after the Chink government fucks HK in a dozen years or so

>>75774470
youre a simplified facet of thought, never speak to me again

>>75774501
>guy
FOY

>>75774497
hahaha... funny thing is dont know if you're serious or not. either way, you're an idiot.

>>75774501
isn't it part of "game theory" to put yourself in the other persons shoes, so to speak.

>>75774488
That's just what a cuckold would say you useless shill

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>>75774533
how do you know my name isnt Guy

>>75774545
>grr you're an idiot

not an argument

>>75774501
This

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1983_Soviet_nuclear_false_alarm_incident

>>75774532
im going to attack you

REMINDER: BREXITERS voted for the removal of white European immigrants in favour of us getting immigrants from Pakistan and Turkey. Boris warned us that'll we'll get thousands of Turks.

It's simple demographics lads. Us whites aren't making any babies and we need immigrants from somewhere.. Pakistani and Turks would love to come.

Well done brexiters you played yourself :)

>>75774547
game theory

wheres the new

>>75774564
i read PUA blogs too

>>75774490
a lily pad?

>>75774558
please dont

>>75774525
My uni course offers a year studying in China. Think it may new good idea to learn chink for a year seeing as they'll be our new overlords

Personally think you should be disenfranchised when you retire 2bh

business idea: hand held nuclear weapons

>>75774518
The thing holding people back from using nuclear weapons is that so many countries have them and are ready to use them at a moments notice. You might be a little naive to understand that and simply think to yourself "nobody would surely ever use nukes it's impossible".

>>75774564
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQ3kFydI_xQ

>>75774553
well neither is grr you're a racist haha

>>75774607


game


theory

going to become a king or emperor when i get older havent decided which one yet

gimmick: brexit -> bum exit -> pooing

>>75774645
>>75774645
>>75774645

>>75774559

But we have the highest birth rate in Europe and the pakis still flock here