/brit/

Are there any UK lads living on their own in? how much you spend on electric? you use a lot of appliances? I'm spending more than £150 a month

hankering for a wankering

http://www.publicwhip.org.uk/mp.php?mpid=40733&dmp=6721

rorkesheed

>>75570748
>>75570813
>He was so butthurt he went and made the new thread with a cuckbyn edition
Howling

this is the 10th Corbyn /brit/ in a day

can there be an denial in the fact that leftypol are infiltrating /brit/?

>>75570795
>gets shouted down by a 5ft Green party lesbian elf in debates
Certainly need him negotiating with the EU

Little faggot son told us to not go to Turkey, but he can sit at home while I fuck his mum at some coastal resort

>>75570795
how can you not love this man?

https://sexbot.gallery/


wewwew

>>75570854
It's the Shy Corbynites finally speaking out

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are jezza

more needs to be made of Corbyn's Wenger IN position
how can you trust a man like that to lead the country?

>>75570854
denying the raid is the narrative for the raid. a few months ago there were no commies, now there's loads

>>75570836
live on my own in a 3-bed flat. spend £250-£350 a quarter on gas and electric combined.

>>75570865
obsessed

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>>75570853
cry more, yank

>>75570888
you don't need that much space

I will choose Corbyn to win because he's the best-looking candidate

>>75570836
~30 a month, although the house is empty 8 hours a day 5 days a week

reminder that this is who you're posting alongside
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=861f18VN6zI

>shy corbynites

>>75570912
poor little babies

>>75570853
post face

calle calle

>>75570888
FONT>>75570907

>>75570912
me on the left

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>>75570911
these are the corbyn supporters

>>75570900
yeah it's a bit big and empty. was meant to be family home but i'm getting a divorce instead

doing some foul farts

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>these are the corbyn supporters

>>75570935
>flat
>family home
umm

>looking for help online to do something
>see forum talking about my problem
>"here this link should help :^)"
>[FILE DELETED OR EXPIRED]

HATE IT

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>>75570927
Me on the left

is /leftypol/ even a thing

surely the hotwheel chan is dead, and it's not even the biggest board there

>>75570958
pm'd you the solution ;)

>>75570967
It's just convervatives posting left wing memes at other conservatives so that they can pretend there's some kind of ebin going-ons

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>these are the corybn supporters

why do I continue to let msyelf run out of benzos when I know I need them sometimes in emergencies

>read some comments on the latest Jordan Peterson video
>every white person is some polack NEET
>the only middle eastern person commenting is a doctor in the U.S.
and you say whites are more intelligent??

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>>75570984
>*hacks into the mainframe*
>it's encrypted

Would not mind Corbyn at all as long as he reduces immigration - that's frankly all I care about for the most part. The conservatives won't do that anyway, so it wouldn't change much in that sense. At least I get the feeling that he's principled and has good intentions, unlike the T*ries

>>75570987
>1200 active posters
>4th biggest board

nick leeson

>>75570994
addict who can't control his habit probably

>>75571017
I meant the fuckheads making these threads boring

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>>75570984
[ERROR: this link requires an account to view]

>>75571017
meant for
>>75570967

Mummy says I have to get a job for the summer or she'll cut off my tendies

Do I
1) ignore the bitch and be lazy all Summer
2)try to get some bar work (no experience)
3)try to be a hotel porter (friend might get me this)
4)look for other work(any suggestions?)

friction
lines
bumps
the highway song complete

>>75570873
virus do not click

>>75571033
[You must have posted in at least 15 threads to view this link.]

Forums can be so cancerous. They discourage leeching from third party servers and expect people that just want a link to respect their rules on post quality and spam.

>>75571050
5) say "don't be surprised if i kill myself"

>>75570795
>Let June be the end of May edition
Fucking brilliant

May came out of nowhere tbqh, quite possibly a ticking Manchurian candidate

corbyn posting isn't even funny anymore

>>75571017
4th biggest board on a dead website means nothing

>>75571050
get any job

>>75571073
I disagree
https://youtu.be/bw2LQPzzezo

>>75570967
gave it a look yesterday and the entire board looks like it has one post per hour at most

>>75571085
FONT

my best friend is unironically a girl

we've had sex a few times though

>>75571079
it's not dead if it has 1200 active posters is it

>>75571085
Like what

And how do I impress the employer, firm handshake?

Oblivion > morrowind > skyrim

>>75571107
girls are subhuman

>effort post got no (You)'s

pisstake

https://twitter.com/leftypol_int/status/869990882497314817

Many of you have asked me what the radical centrist is, and how he can be understood relative to rorkesheed, i answer thus with a useful fable.

Were an eclipse imminent, there would be both great excitement and confusion, men would scramble to find ways of watching the seldom occur'd dance of the celestials. However for man's better judgement and at fear of losing hos sight he daren't look directly at the eclipse. Rasheed would believe those who instructed him to look through a mirror, alas for those crooked scholars would distort the mirror in such a way as to lead young rasheed to ruinous thought upon seeing the reflection. And what of rorke? Well his idols, those renown for complaint and pessimism would tell the scamp to look into the reflection of the event in murky puddles, from whence rorkes distorted perception of the heavens is filled with hatred and angst.

After the eclipse, having seen their own versions through their own respective mediums of reflection, rorke and rasheed shall argue as they have ever done, rasheed foaming at the beard and veins on rorkes baldened head strained in anger.

A blond man enters between them and claims they are both right and wrong simultaneously. Both rorke and sheed mock him exclaiming how could he that could not see, give comment. The blindman says lo you fools for i verily did gaze upon the eclipse directly, i no longer see the falsehoods and illusions around me, but the truth of our ethereal gods were surely singed into the eye of my soul unadultered. You both saw partially but not fully, now you bicker. I the courageous man traded a lifetime of sensory falsehoods for a brief moment of truth. I paid heed not to the manipulators but looked muself upon the play of the heavenly truth alone. I am centred.

Sheffield > Manchester

how can i avoid upsetting sjws lads?

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>>75571114
Daggerfall > Oblivion > Morrowind > Skyrim

>>75571120
>th-there's no leftypol discord you paranoid fucks!!!

>>75571114
if you have to travel by the nine divines stay on the road! Its the daedra you see

>>75571148
ask which pronouns the SJW would like to be referred as

>>75570888
How am I fucking myself so hard. Do you use a lot of electric. I leave my laptop and pc and TV on standbye 24/7. Would that really put it up that much?

Corbyn? more like CorbWIN!

*thunderous laughter and applause*

morrowind is the most overrated game in the universe, it's absolute shit

belter lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OCEh6g6whc

>>75571123
Nary a letter, squire.

skyrim was really fun
might play it tomorrow

>>75571176
what is shit about it. other than roll based combat? which admitedly is horrible for a long time at the start.

Hate morrowind
Hate oblivion
Hate skyrim
Hate fallout
Love witcher 2 and 3 simple as

>>75571123
Love these centrist monologues

>>75571199
>roll based combat
like sonic the hedgehog?

hate video game nonces
hae anime nonces
love going out with the lads
love pints
simple as la

findus crispy pancakes

>>75571199
>roll based combat

pretty much this, makes it unplayable

also, no quest markers, and i know someone will get autistic about how quest markers "dumb down" games but if you think this then you're wrong, simple as

>>75571217
why not both lad

>videos games

um yeah....not in year 8 anymore

>>75571168
use more electric than gas, but i'm pretty sensible about it i suppose. turn lights off when i'm not in a room, don't leave the laptop plugged in when i'm not on it etc. dunno how you're using that much though lad. get one of those smart meters so you can find out, they're free.

>>75571176
I like it but its WAY too static
Oblivion/Daggerfall are fun because they're more random
the Witcher series is better too

idk why no one ever talks about stuff like Gothic or Dark Messiah

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lol

yanks

>>75571199
combat is alright but a step down from Daggerfall which made it much more seamless

real issue is how lifeless everything is, its like a giant dollhouse
at least in Oblivion the NPCs have their own little lives going on and the world at least pretends to be alive

>>75571251
hmm yes *doesn't put points into my own class*
ah yes shall surely expect exceed with that one

>>75571286
>>>/int/cum
seems you're a little lost

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>>75571241

gotta admit that /r/shitamericanssay is funny

>>75571050
literally applied for a handful of random summer jobs and got the first one within 30 seconds of walking into the interview, it's so easy

the only reason you don't have a job is because you don't actually want one

love pints

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifnro4ucCBM

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>yanks

>>75571311
what about r/straya

>>75571251
I knew you were going to say qust markers. I knew it would boil you down to being an ADD child with little to no patience. Stick to Skyrim. You have a map, if it pisses you off that much just keep a fll morrowing map open on your tab.

Bet you're at vivec city trying to navigate. It's frustrating the first time around, once you've done it once you know it without thinking.

>>75571322
What job is it?

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>I nearly flew into France on my way home to the UK soon
>Chose Amsterdam instead
Lucky escape

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just booked next Friday off

cant to pull an all nighter and watch rorke's tears flood in

>>75571362
furthest i got in morrowind is just after the corprusariam, and i'm surprised i even managed that desu

>>75571362
you have fast travel too in skyrim. literally the game for ADD normies

I genuinely don't understand how eole can not want to work. It's so boring not having a job

>>75571385
Rorke here, whatever happens it won't be good. Tories or Labour, the country has gone to shit.

liked video games up until around the mid 90s before they went 3D. find myself getting bored easily of the likes of ME/Uncharted/GTA etc but could play Sonic 2 or Streets of Rage anytime to this day and love every minute of it

>>75571393
dont like fast travelling in skyrim because it eats up more ingame time than just walking/riding there

dont know why this triggers my autism, but it does. conversely, i find that in the fallout games fast travelling uses less ingame time than walking

>>75571360
seems alri

don't like /r/britishproblems. too many people trying to play a character

>>75571407
feel similar but I enjoy some 3D games as well, usually not so much the big name action ones though

>>75571396
depressing as well

hopefully I'll be able to find a one soon

>>75571407
That happened to me a few years ago. Everything looks grey and dull now

>>75571300
You can make it look like vanilla skyrim with mods.

>>75571406
agree. wish more people would vote for smaller parties desu. if we had 5 or 6 valid options then parties would have to start winning elections by actually being good, keeping their promises etc instead of just making sure they're not quite as shit as the other lot

>There are people ITT who unironically want a terrorist sympathising quisling as Prime Minister
Explain yourselves

>>75571407
most nintendo games look better despite the graphics being worse because they actually care about colour palettes and such

>>75571407
some of the new mario games are good

can play them on pc with:
http://cemu.info/

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>tfw reported every drug dealer whilst at uni
>tfw got 8 people arrested and significantly reduced the flow of drugs through the university

felt good improving the lives of others

>>75571463
IMPORTANT question right here

>>75571448
I have no issues with the look of it, more the level of interaction
the world is incredibly static and hollow, like I said feels like a dollhouse
the thing I do like about it is the level of freedom you have, but even that is less than in Daggerfall which is the ultimate "fucking about" game

>>75571490
explain yourselves isn't a question bruce sorry

>>75571411
reddit is literally only people playing characters for upvotes. when you have no sense of accomplishment in real life looking at a big number next to YOUR profile name gives them what they need to keep on going

>>75571488
nowt wrong with a few drugs m8, except for mdma, fuck the normie cretins who use that shit

>>75571463
I don't approve of May's friendship with Saudi Arabia or Turkey

>>75571488
love this copypasta. always aggravates the reddit dude weed types

>>75571509
why do you hate MDMA?

>>75571509
t. runtoid loner pothead

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Can't wait for the spectacle of the Corbynboos blaming everyone else but Corbyn for their awful candidate's defeat

>the right wing mediuh
>the raycists
>the bankers
>the blairites

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>tfw some dumb aussie has started reposting a /brit/s already shit gimmick and still gets replies from his leftypol newfag buddies

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>>75571488

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You wake up in Milton Keynes

>>75571509
That's literally the best drug

think there's a cute girl who likes me at uni
going to ask her out soon

>>75571535
Corbyn losing isnt as exciting or memeworthy as mumma may losing

>>75571529
not so much a problem with the drug itself, more like the people who use it
>>75571532
dont like pot but unironically think it should be legal

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>>75571541
It's good bait, /pol/ mods are getting sick of it though haha

>>75571598
love getting banned from /pol/

doopin' 'ell imagine the butthurt on here if corbyn wins

would be worth it

time has come aunt
you must face the future

I'LL DRINK YOUR BLOOD

>>75571506
I think most people don't even care about upvotes tbf. maybe some gimp yanks. I've spent hundreds of hours on the 'dit and I never upvote/downvote. don't even log in

why is almost every major meme still only submission status on knowyourmeme? the people who run that site must be lazy as fuck

>>75571579
could you start a blog or something? want to hear more of your opinions

It's funny how mocked reddit is here desu. Probably because it's a mature site for grownups meanwhile half of /brit/ is under 18. Really does make me think.

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>I've spent hundreds of hours on the 'dit

>>75571632
t. MDMA user

>>75571535
They are already calling the BBC biased and right wing

>>75571648
>ban everyone who has an opposing opinion and compare everything to pop culture
>mature

>>75571632
/brit/ is my blog

tune in ~12 hours a day

>>75571653
>biased
yes
>right wing
*takes a deep breath*
ha
*exhales*

>>75571653
both sides always claim the beeb is supporting the opposite side, it's fucking tedious

>>75571661
>b-b-but rick and morty isn't mainstream!! it's alternative!!!

>>75571613
I browse reddit everyday and even I can agree that downvotes/upvotes limit the discussion to circlejerking in medium to large subreddits.

Niche subreddits have much better comment sections :^)

mental how i've been posting here daily with you lads for years and i dont even know any of your names

>>75571678
case in point >>75571674

>>75571686
what?

just did a foul, wet shit

will keep you updated

need a poo

>>75571678
the BBC is clearly pro government and centrist, it only ever tries to keep people calm

>>75571488
can someone post this on /pol/ please, i want to see the reactions

Mental how I've been here for weeks and don't know any of your names.

>>75571711
*opens mouth*

>>75571697
shut up jordan

I think if literally any of the candidates other than corbyn stood for labour they would win. Tories really dodged a bullet.

>>75571706
believe redditors think they're quirky and unique for following a pop show like reddit and morty

thainonce the 3rd rate sweaty web developer sitting in his dengue fever shithole clacking away little rorke comments on the internet while his kiddy porn downloads

thainonce the nonce, what a horrible little nonce he is

>>75571697
>Ed & Jordan
>Monica

>>75571719
>for weeks
FONT

moscow piss tapes

>>75571719
fuck off newcunt

>>75571697
call me runtmaster

do uk voters even consider party leaders when voting or do they choose candidates based on who they like/ don't like?

>>75571741
Oh probably. Don't know much about it, my friend tried to get me to watch it (as well as a show called Archer) but I found both of them very boring and never watched them again.

first time posting here
before I stay any longer could I get everyone's names? thanks

haha that cancelled that shite gay tv show sense8

decided i'm going to kill myself

going to do it as violently and publicly as possible to scar the normies who witness it for life

lots of australians..........

>>75571794
Are you taking suggestions?

*checks my email even I literally never use it and haven't had any reason to do so in years*

>>75571786
tbf I do like it but it oscillates between good and really shit episodes
and the people obsessed with it are cancerous, it's simply a decent show

>>75571802
I'm actually British but don't worry I will be back on home turf in less than 3 weeks and I can blend back into obscurity

>>75571794
pussy

>>75571463
BUT HE MET GERRY ADAMS THIS ONE TIME

lol
ok
enjoy being stuck in 1982 while the rest of us move on to le current year

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*checks Tim into a mental institution and moves into his flat*

>>75571766
FOY
That's what we say right?

>>75571794
Do it in front of some kids in a park or something
Or in a busy coffee shop

Douse yourself in petrol before hand then walk in and light up

>>75571820
>likes the IRA
>likes palestine
>likes the FSA
hmm

dont like may but like corbyn even less 2bh

>>75571841
me_irl.webm

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>tbf I do like it (Rick & Morty)

mental how brits are STILL frightened of the IRA boogeyman and can be used as a political attack

We need to lower the voting age to 16. It's the youths future. Corbyn knows this.

according to german media Corbyn has gotten much more votes and support. Is it true? Is he going to win?

>>75571805
sure

>tfw cashed up NEET

would NOT recommend

>>75571861
>gotten
FOY

75571855
should've used square brackets
t. grammer nazi loooooooooooooooool gotchya

>>75571860
should also stop people over 80 from voting

>>75571864
1. glue hands to head
2. hang yourself with piano wire
3. looks like you've pulled your own head off
4. ????
5. profit

I find paki girls hot af desu. Good thing I don't live in England, I'd impregnate one.

>>75571407
Have you tried Streets of Rage remake? It's an absolute masterpiece to behold if you love the originals. Sonic generations is good, and the new sonic game looks like it'll be good, at least the 3D2D aspects. Play popular indi games like the binding of isaac, super meatboy, nuclear throne, endless dungeon, shadow complex. Loads of good old school style side scrollers, top down shooters etc

>>75571891
remember seeing this on /b/ circa 2008

>>75571892
you mean the non-inbred/ugly ones?

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>>75571891
screeching at the thought of this

>>75571902
alri /b/ro

>>75571860
only demographics who agree with me should vote

>>75571866
why would you want a job if you have money

what have you lads got planned for the weekend? (not you nonce)

>>75571951
will be wageslaving and also have a date with the gf

>>75571951
rude
thailad is a valued member of our community

>>75571951
Got to finish a website, want to buy a new headset, thinking logitech G series.

>>75571951
heading to Vung Tau in a Chinook

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>>75571970
Counting these as separate desu

>>75571990
wew

>>75571544
Not enough roundabouts to be MK

>>75571983
specifically said not you

>>75571931
something to do

don't have enough to buy a house as well

who /saltynocoiner/ here?

>>75571970
i hope the janny brings his wrath down upon you for this

>>75571951
learning C# and probably a lot of procrastination ;_;

>>75571111
Just come off as a normal person

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>>75572011
why are you so mean?

>>75572012
>something to do
nigger what, if you have money try out some hobbies and keep the ones you enjoy or think you'll enjoy once you improve your skill in whatever the hobby is

>>75572023
big fan of this
http://www.icsharpcode.net/opensource/sd/Default.aspx

sipping a goon bag

>>75572045
skills improve*

I'm very intelligent, but my parents did a shit job of bringing me up so I don't really care enough to put effort into doing anything

>>75572045
not sure I could find anything interesting that would take up my time. just go to the gym, watch movies, and browse 4chimps

been around the world already

>>75571996
winner winner chicken dinner

>>75572125
try sucking my cock you dumb gay aussie twat

what the fuck lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoTmftzxgi8

>>75571951
might get a haircut

>>75572052
Is this some sort of alternative for Visual Studio?

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THE ANZAC LEGENDS DIDN'T MENTION MUD AND BLOOD AND TEARS

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>>75572170
Mud, blood and tears*

>>75572166
yes, more light weight and open source.

>>75572149
ah yes another talentless normie youtube channel that has hundreds of thousands of subs for some reason

>>75572145
yeah no one likes yanks mate

cringey cunts go watch modern family

>>75572170
and the stories that my father told me never seemed quite real

>>75572191
*test fits my cock in your gob while you're still talking*
yeah, it'll work. go on then, give us a suck

>>75572211
*it was a hologram*

>at a gig last night
>standing watching the last band on
>really fit bird in front of me
>thought she was giving me the eye while my band were on
>considering talking to her
>take a gulp of my pint
>suddenly have to cough uncontrollably
>can't swallow in time
>she turns round just as i can't keep it in anymore
>spray beer and spit all over her
felt really bad

>>75572187
probably for the same inexplicable reason why every giganormie has a million twitter followers even though all they do is retweet the same stuff

ahh the ol' 'pression is kicking in

*Goons you*

is that true that corbyn's just like trump except rather left orientated?

>>75572181
Hmm okay, I might try it out once I learn the basics using VS. The book I'm using is assuming that I'm using VS so if I use something else that (probably) lacks features I might end up getting confused lol

Had my GP appointment today

My blood pressure is normal, I still weigh 141lbs but this is with clothes and shoes

Got another 2 weeks of Sertaline, my GP says 2 weeks+2 weeks+4 weeks is the normal progression so I've got another appointment in just under 2 weeks

Next appointment is with someone new, a female
My doctor asked if that if their gender bothered me

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What did Charlie Brooker mean bu this?

I'm economically central but socially right

What party best represents my interests?

>>75572265
no

>>75572249
the dprk is more facist than us or south korea
would like to know what the fuck is going through these commie children's heads

>>75572276
why does she never look the same for any two roles

>>75572269
Thoughts on genderqueers?

>>75572149
>catakewms

>>75572304
don't reply to it

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>commit fraud
>CPS waits until 6 days before the election to charge you

fantastic banter

>>75572267
If you already have VS installed then go with it, I find it a pain in the arse dependency wise hence using an alternative.

>>75572304
I approve of their identity

It's just as legitimate as being cis or trans

Amer,

Have you posted the selfie yet?

Thanks,

Eoin

>>75572330
utter mental

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Eoin,

quick one

Cheers,

Amer

>>75572332
no because he still looks like a fucking paki man just a little gayer

>>75572294
who?

>It's just as legitimate as being cis or trans

What did xe mean by this?

>>75572332
How can you be Ebin? You're not British

It's an old pic I posted, with bad lighting and angle, I look much different now

*does rancid fart*
>'IT WAS M-..'
*TV turns on amid a video of some angry ISIS guys proclaiming responsibility for my rancid fart*

Blast them!

>>75572363
delete this image mate

>>75572023
just learn java lol

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>what you looking at you cheeky cunt?

>>75572370
>>75572332
>Eoin
sorry, misread

>>75572352
Soon, you fat bastard, soon

Half my family already know I'm trans, I have one foot out of the closet

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>>75572371

>>75572400
bear

> alarm wakes me up at 7:30am as usual
> hmmm I feel like a bit of a snooze, let's reset the alarm for 8am instead
> go back to sleep
> alarm never goes off
> wake up now
ahhh yes excellent
going to just phone up and say I'm ill, don't fucking care

>>75572400
move outta the way of the tele

>>75572187
>talentless

I don't know mate, I'd like to see you do this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtgH1Du8Y3Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7RZW6d_LzE

>>75572400
dunno but it's looking back

>>75571070
>came out of nowhere
She was shitting up the Home Office for 7 years.

>>75572399
I'm planning on learning java once I'm proficient in C#

>>75572417
Typical paki work ethic

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Lads how comes when I wake up i feel like I'm gonna vomit and my heart beat rises?

how do I make my room less dry with a heater on

can't breath at night

>>75572443
> doesn't even start climbing the stupid tower until over halfway into the video

>>75572316
did try and tell /brit/ about this ages ago - the reason that this case https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1997984/sam-armstrong-mp-craig-mackinlays-aid-parliament-rape-charged/

was delayed so much is because he knew about the fraud in ST - I went to school with the kid

>>75572482
don't use a heater me

just have jumper and trackies on

>>75572443
being a reckless moron isn't a talent

>>75572482
don't you weirdos have normal central heating

[picture of a surly looking Minion]

don't even TALK to me until I've had my cup of coffee, or should I say SEVEN cups xDDD

>>75572270
*literal tumbleweeds roll past ITT, proving the point of the statement

>>75572511
climbing the towers is Bruce

>>75572509
don't like to sleep with clothes on. nowhere for my willy to navigate in the mornings
and it's more about my face being cold if I don't use a heater

>>75572512
no

need to get my life together desu

>>75572555
>>75572555
>>75572555
>>75572555
>>75572555

>>75572443
be fair, it's not talent, there's no real skill involved. what about the people who build and maintain all those skyscrapers and tall structures? They're up that high performing complicated tasks, often without a harness in cases with things like massive radio antennas

>>75572579
>>75572579
>>75572579

>>75572589
hurts you

>>75572482
A humidifier.

>>75570836
£40 a month on 'leccy. That's with a prepayment meter, which cost a bit more.

Gas is fucking mental though: £100-120 a month. Fuck knows how.