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Commercial edition

post /asean/ dumd advertisement

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33xxa22ditA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qiObMawMrM&list=PLbrCeKaYH184kC3vqGUX1FBT5E5XUosbx
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>tfw no big tits chink gf
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>>75566186
Anon, we haven't even hit 300 pages yet.
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Third for kinpatsu.
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>MKL makes thread early
>people complain
>Indon makes thread early
>silence
Why?
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Axis > Eris
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Tagalogs is a big mistake.
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>>75566186
So uh, was that the Asian equivalent of the Terry Crews?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hq2SlCja3zo
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I don't get it. When P-Noy messed up a few times, people got mad. But when Duts messed up many times, people did not get mad. Why?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnvuSQqFhPA
#IklanAhokRasis
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZxbNgNJ3eE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cp4JjSbwmdc

biolink is racist
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Bisayans are a big mistake

fucking separatist
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>>75566186
Here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEbk6cylQBM
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>>75566388
> certain steroid someone who's pretty typical to their ethnic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrZjiHtsTQI

We have one here but he doesn't do comedy
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>>75566618
I like the second one better, he should've paint his hair white
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>>75566186
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-vVolAswxU
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Who /NEET/ here?
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>>75566699
I always liked this one,the punchline hits fast
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>>75566186
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WRPEhMjQDw
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>>75566329
t. MKL
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>>75566746
Me
>>75566329
because flips don't know how to make good thread
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>>75566797
Shit mang, did they really show this on TV?
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hey /asean/ how do you get out of the NEET life.
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>>75567050
no its a meme

never trust flips
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>>75567256
Why he didn't use his weapon to shoot at people? Also in the cctv there are 2 of them
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>>75567298
The other dude escaped, here's an image of him which haven't been released to the general public due to security concerns.
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So do genuine Duterte supporters also support Russia? Or just a handful of them? Given how unpopular Russia is here, I'm surprised that unpopularity hasn't rubbed of to him.
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>>75567310
Looks like someone who would have thought that stealing chips from casino instead of cash is a good idea
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>>75567256
KGB operative.
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>>75567310
You got the wrong image, this is the one being passed around in my secret circles right now - it appears to be an American national named Samuel Hyde.
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>>75567343
Yes

Fanatics support China too
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>>75567431
or you can call him on his Filipino name, Manuel Hayde
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post rare MKL
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>be security guard at a casino
>noticed that someone is robbing it
>kill myself
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MKL is dangerous
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Weks
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>>75567944
Why is he always near a girl
why can he score so easily
why god is unfair
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>>75568007
Because you're uglier
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>>75567944
Chink eyes, fat as fuck, pinoy nose, acne as if his face is a pizza, and a fucking spongebob shirt. At least he shaved his pedostache but god damn my hands are itching to strangle him.
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>>75568007
>>75568056
Anon those were back in high school.
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>>75568084
post picture of you now, i like how confidence you are around girls
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>tfw even MKL could score
> that spongebob shirt
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>>75566186
We're leaving ASEAN and taking our money with us.
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>>75568156
Big foot if you get what i meant
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>>75567063
GET FIT
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>>75568328
are you run mad, that is his sister or something
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>>75567704
Hmm...

http://news.abs-cbn.com/news/06/02/17/resorts-world-suspect-had-gunshot-wound-to-the-head
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I'm so bored what do someone pls hang out with me
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>>75568407
>>75567704
Lmao security guard went full sphagetti and shot himself
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SM security guards are too pussy to fight
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>>75568328
To be fair I'm still a virgin and I genuinely never experienced romantic love in my 21 years of life, although I attempted making a crush in elementary school years but end in failure because I don't know what romance means other than kiss. I feel a bit uncertain for it ;_;
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>>75568532
looks like a creep lol
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>>75568544
But we like them so much though
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>>75568544
How do you feel about these autists fapping to your pictures?
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>>75568544
>French
>virgin
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>>75568544
There are a couple of horny brit flag posters here if you really want to lose your virginity.
Just ask.
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>tfw called a spic again
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>>75568595
You mean me? It's a bit confusing.

>>75568602
A bit hazukashii for me.

Romance is something I feel uncertain, I could imagine marry someone even if I don't want to make a child with him.
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>>75568687
Meh, you get used to it.
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>>75568687
You and your pics, especially the lewd ones.
I'd pay real money to get new pics
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>>75568750
I could post new pics once I will go to Japan.
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>>75568781
Holy shit, I can't wait! It'll be this year right?
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>>75568806
Of course. Too bad that almost all of my pics I will take are SFW. I really want ti buy a waterproof pouch for my phone just to upload photos at hypothetic hot springs.

>>75568616
I'm serious. You could call (or nickname even) me a virgin when it comes to romance.
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>>75568687
That kind of feeling is not that uncommon tbqfh. Especially at this age where everything feels uncertain.
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>>75568847
Wait so you're only a virgin in terms of romantic relationships but not with regard to sex?
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>>75568847
It's fine, as long as we can see Frenchie in onsen bath.
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>>75568872
I am virgin not only in romance but I never had sex in my whole life.
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asean jones btfo
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>>75568519
I've seen them in action once
They are surprisingly coordinated tho it was just a bag snatcher
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>>75568781
>tfw got money but got no time
I really want to go to eastern asia.
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anyone up for some casino?
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>>75569056
giv me money
me go play
do report and photo
you then read and be happy
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>>75569699
who's this faggot?
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>>75569699
>wan sum fuk babi?
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I have never seen a bigger faggot than MKL
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>>75569699
What's in his pocket? Stolen panty?
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>need to pee
>go to cr
>*steals your comfy seat and remote
Wat do?
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>>75570068
Found a good anime representation of MKL
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>>75569699
checkem
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>>75570236
Don't invite him in the next meet up.
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>>75570335
>>75569699
Checked
Guys it's shameful that a german gets to see asean's dirty underwear
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>>75570656
He's a german, panties are way too tame for their taste.
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might be going to Cumwall today lads
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>Bakit yung mga security guard ng hotel hindi binaril yung lalaki?
>Bakit sila natakot at nagtakbuhan? Sayang lang yung suweldo nila
>kahit revolver lang gamit nila e marami naman sila

Bato is a dumbfuck
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>>75570938
tak faham
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>Vietnamese birth rate is the second lowest in Southeast Asia
Well lad.
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Why are you all spamming pictures of MKL?
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>>75571145
t. MKL
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How did you guys even get pics of MKL? Spare me, I only lurk these threads and post only ocassionally.
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>>75571143
https://www.populationpyramid.net/viet-nam/2017/
https://www.populationpyramid.net/thailand/2017/

At least you guys are still going to be 10 million more in 2100, unlike Thailand which will see a reduce of 27 million from the current population in 2100.
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>>75571271
They know my FB account.
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>>75571271
Search "Mami Kawada Philippines" on Twitter
Read the tweets and it's obvious which account is his
On his Twitter account, he put a link to his FB account

Do you also want to know how to get pics of Flipbong?
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>>75571279
Mean while i think the Philippines will hit 150 millions.
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>>75571279
I will make a thread with this.
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is 10cm dong small?
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>>75571327
Much worse than that. If they can't bring down the birth rate, there's no hope for them to catch up even with Thailand in economy and GDP per capita.
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>>75571367
Be my slut
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>>75571315
Tell us oh the great Hacker.
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>>75571367
asking for a friend of course
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>>75571375
dios santo when will those poor ugly people stop
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>>75571143
How did they even manage that? Good governance?
Vietnam reminds me of East Asia a lot (not in geographical and political aspects though).
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>>75571427
Communist propagandas, i like them in this aspect through.
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>>75571381
Go to archive
Type "law with criminology" because he always talk about his course non stop
At that post he also mentioned his university
Go to Facebook
Search for Filipino group for that university
Found one
Search the group members for one with big lips (he posted his selfie before on asean)
Success
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>>75571465
What do you think of this?
http://www.rfa.org/english/news/vietnam/dialogue-05192017164857.html

Sometimes reforming things aimed at the government in a moral (over material since it's a communist state) way voiced by the civilians are good.
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>>75571523
Huh, i thought they have done this a while. Our current prime minister did this a few times.
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>>75571299
That's what you get for tripposting kek
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>>75571279
Naise
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>>75571271
MKL brags about his 4chan trips and even mentions 4chan on twitter, which is utterly retarded he should be an easy find. Also >>75570681 >>75569699 >>75568532 >>75568328 >>75568156 >>75567944 >>75567502 >>75567475
>deleted
Sasuga MKL
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>>75571583
Your reaction on the Formosa chemical plant disaster and the farmers' standoff in Hanoi? These will help Vietnam reform itself Gorbachev-style but done right. It is recommended to criticize corruption without fear so it will lead to greater transparency and corruption in the country remains high.

Helping the poor and ill-educated to find jobs and work better is also encouraged to promote greater equality even though the Gini coefficient is slowly increasing.
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>isis in marawi uses M16A2, M21 rifle, m67 recoiless rifle which are all pinoy weapons
who supply them this time
pinoy own army?
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>>75571427
I think Myanmar is more impressive, their birth rate is so low while the country is so poor.
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Test
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>>75571828
Holy shit im not banned
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>>75571772
It's the smart thing to do. Even Che Guevara in his book said so - use the same weapon as your enemy, in guerrilla warfare bullets are scarce so if you use the same weapon as the enemies you can use the captured bullets
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>>75571857
Why did you think you got banned?
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>>75571875
No idea, barely post anything here
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>>75571933
are you a real camb or are you that french guy?
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>>75571824
From 1962 to 1988 Burma is ruled by a one-party socialist state under the military junta of Ne Win, following the same footsteps as most countries of its type, as in conducting Marxist-style propagandas and stuff so I assume it resulted like that. However it also incidentally helped impoverish the country we know today.
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>the one who spams mkl photos is actually mkl himself
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>>75571497
When will you dump his other pictures? I'm getting sick of MKL already.
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>>75571863
But doesn't that apply both ways? The enemy will also gain the advantage of more bullets as well.
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>>75571603
Oh you did succeed fredrik
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What did I miss?Why is everyone bashing MKL all of a sudden?

>>75571965
Real
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>>75572072
We've been doing that all the times man. It's just for teh lulz.
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>>75572072
>all of a sudden
he's been the butt of every joke for quite a while now
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>>75572072
show dick
>>75572061
show yinjing
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>>75572061
The strategy considers that the enemy is always the government (hence almost unlimited supply of ammunition) - meanwhile we (the opposing side in guerilla warfare - has little to no outside help and has to be independent)
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>>75572155
lewd
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>>75572067
>using a qt animu girl as an avatar to make us feel sympathy for him
what a scumbag
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3rd Mosque in the city under construction
should I be worried?
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>>75572155
Dr. Pavel
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>>75571772
They buy their weapons from the black market, pick up weapons from dead soldiers/bolice and they also make them by themselves.

They get funding by kidnapping Malaysians, Indonesians and other dumb foreigners who venture into Mindanao.
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>>75572155
I appreciate my ancestors' genes now
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>>75572155
>another mass shooting
>media frames MKL as an ISIS supporter
>Du30 says that weebs are terrorists and must be exterminated
>there will be no pinoy flag in 4chan because Du30 ate all the weebs in Flipin
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>>75572243
Islam is the future goy, deal with it.
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>>75572155
That's a pretty nice shirtb 2bh.
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What is #1 Filipino song on radio chart right now?
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>>75572347
Tigidong
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>>75572243
show them your dick
that will show them whos the boss

>>75572258
most people that they kidnap from sabah are chinamen since their senpai will pay millions unlike malaysian who wont give a single penny

>black market
and who's selling it to them?
malaysian use bullpup and changing to m4 meanwhile our m16 arent the m16a variant

even the ggk use SiG516
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>>75572347
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GSuq67hDXU
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>>75572347
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoNOR6hGjYw
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>>75572155
>mass shooting

I see american culture is still very influential in post-colonial fillipino society
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Post height and weight asean
165cm/5'5 and 127lb
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>>75572422
>and who's selling it to them?
Foreign countries who have a vested interest in these groups.

They could make their own M16s and M4s. They even have their own shoddy .50 cal sniper rifle that they can mass produce.

If some general decides to sell gubmint guns to state enemies he'd be massacred by his own officers and troops.
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>>75572422
no,I think I'll be okay indoors
you can come in and teach me about islamdunk

>black market
local blackmarkets,farmers manufacture guns as part of a network that makes ghost guns to sell all around the world for criminal activities
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>>75572347
yuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeSyj05ml9w
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>>75572634
Can't be as bad as Chicser.
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>>75572549
5'10 and 59kg
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>>75572549
5`4 50~kg 22 virgin
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>>75572549
177cm/5'10 and 66kg/145lb
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>>75572549
Can't remember my exact height, was something like 170 cm. Weight was 80 kg, last I checked.
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>>75572590
but i thought you were coming here
>>75572560
tell me more
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>>75572549
179cm/69kg/152lb(last time I check)
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>>75572549
170cm 74kg, need to lose 2kg by Julai.
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>>75572756
you need to lose weight
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>>75572943
I know. I also plan to shave my moustache in a few weeks. Graduation is coming up soon.
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>>75572756
>80kg
dios mío
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Oh yeah, the girl in the pic I'm dancing with? That's a childhood friend of mine. I don't have any siblings or a girlfriend.
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>>75572875
Can I really?
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>>75572987
C-can I be your gf?
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>>75573070
No, studies first before love life.
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Is it bad to be female,160cm and almost 59kg?

asking for a fren
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>>75572987
>childhood friend
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>>75573096
but you're graduating soon
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>>75573162
I'll either take up law or a master's degree so my studies aren't done yet.
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>>75573096
>No, studies first before love life.
as if you have a choice kek
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Do you Philippines use Tagalog or English in your normal life?
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Oi, MKL post your collections.
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>>75573211
Both.

>>75573216
Collections of?
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>>75573130
Her ideal weight would be 58 kg.
To be precise, need to see her legs
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>>75573211
English is for work or sometimes school
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>>75573211
鈴木このみちゃんは好きですか?
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>>75572672
>>75572734
>>75572881
niggas u tall
>>75572756
fuk u MKL, you can't be taller than me. I'll knock u on ur ass boi
>>75573130
flipgirl spotted
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>>75573276
neck yourself
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>>75573245
Whatever you have.
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>>75573276
nice google translate bitch
>>75573211
english at school and for most of the middle-class, tagalog when commuting and for most of the poorfags
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>>75573368
I can understand a little Japanese and that particular sentence is quite basic.
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>>75573323
Not tall at all. Probably the one of the tallest when I was 11-13 but by the time I was 16 many of my classmates are taller than me
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>tfw locked ousside my house
>mfw phone going to shut
>mfw no other source of entertainment
My vita's inside the house
should i break in
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Happy iftar /asean/
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>>75573276
自分を殺してください
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>>75573130
my gf and ex are all 165++ and 55 kg or lower
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>>75573428
Happy iftar akhi

I miss having a home made iftar
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>>75573415
no
you should go to cyber cafe and ADD ME ON STEAM
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>>75573192
Who is this guy? Why he always showing up in every asean thread?
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>>75573264
I've read somewhere that the proportional weight for 160cm is 52kg. She gotta run and squat some more.

>>75573323
Hi
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>>75573415
You still in MY? I thought you were leaving.

>>75573415
Why did you get locked anyway? Find a key or something.

>>75573460
It's me. I have no idea why people keep posting that pic, though.
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>>75573457
Closest one is 1km away vro amma do it tonight

Btw im leaving Malaysia next week
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>>75573478
Is that your picture?

Not even a qt sorry m8
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>>75572549
181cm/75kg
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>>75573460
He is our loved one
He is the prince of /asean/
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>>75573499
Where you now at senpai
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>>75573478
I missed my first flight cuz i wasnt ready

Trying to rescheduel
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>>75573502
Yes, it's a picture of me after I won a quiz bee in uni. Yes, I know I'm ugly.
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>>75572875
Tell you more what?

I'm not a member of those groups.
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>>75573526
Jenjarom
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pengen ngentot gan
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>>75573433
Yeah petites are nice but I'm kinda aiming for a thicc look.
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>>75573547
Its k i look like an inbred Somalian

>ywn get look of that inbred look
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To be fair guys MKL is still sticking around despite him being doxed to shit
I mean that doesn't make him any less of a faggot but at least nigga's got some balls to keep up his trip
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>>75573607
I find being doxed more annoying than offensive, to be honest. Also, I'm already used to it.
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>browse kaskus
>see meme arrow
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>>75573598
Somalians are pretty cool guys.
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>>75573451
This is he first day I forgot doing sahur this morning. whole day my stomach really empty.

Now I'm really starving

>>75573547
desu
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>>75573607
>n word
Woo nigga yous a bigot
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>>75573476
Hi recto
>>75573593
59kg fine if you thicc
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>>75573637
aw shit nigga, I didn't mean it
nigga dis nigga dat
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>>75573634
No they're not
Im a Somalian and I had to move away from Somalians cuz they cringe and not to mention muslaminic as fuck
>tfw almost got assualted
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>>75573607
He reports/deletes the posts though if he really had the balls then he would just let it be.
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>>75573663
oh shit so u a pirate
pls tell assault story, captain
also where you livin now if you moving out of malaysia truly asia?
>>
>>75573660
Yo finna clap yo chinese ass boii
don tes me nigga
>>
>>75573668
To add, he really should remove his trips as it doesn't really add anything to his post it just makes him look like a huge attention whore.
>>
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Camp_Abubakar
Reading these gave me goosebumps
>>
>>75573663
tell me where did they touch u
>>
>>75573697
I kekd
you an alright nigga
>>
>>75573690
I said something blasphemous last april
they held a grudge one of em called me a kaffir, had me by the collar
told him to f off which he did cuz i could shout for help it was at the apartment complex
>>
Flipbong here, fuck you all for posting my pic
>>
>>75573743
By my collar
>>
>>75573767
holy shit
damn mooselems
you a good god-fearing christian now?
>>
>>75573731
Erap despite being dumb was based
>>
>>75573793
Whose fault do you think it is?
>>
>>75573793
Malaysiabong best bong
>>75573803
Im no Christcuck either

Honestly fuck Semitic religions
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>>75573793
at least malaybro didn't reveal your name, you fuckin spaniard
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>>75573644
Am I doing it right?
>>
>>75573663
Well the ones I have met anyways.
>>
>>75573751
Aiight amma dat show as mutual respek btw niggas
>>
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>>75573830
as long as you ain't a jihadboi we kool-aid
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>>75573866
Tell me about the ones you met
>>
>BoA in three months
>apparently the only guest is SPYAIR
>not sure if the other events this year will have good guests either
This year is boring.
>>
>>75573863
kek you did contact him again
nigga trying to save face
pls pls pls reply with "k"
>>
Hey everyone they lifted the PLDT range block! Hooray!
>>
>>75573902
Spyair is actually good though, in my honest opinion at least. Even Flipanon agrees.
That said I found your taste in anime singers alright but not as diverse as mine.
>>
>>75573635
I feel you no sahur days are hell

I used to cheat on those days
>>
>>75573937
>range block
Huh?
>>
>>75573897
Only jihad amma pull is in em hoes
ya feel me
>>
>The only nigga in this thread is a murtad
wtf i love somalia now
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>>75574006
ja feel ja feel
how long u plan on living in malaysia mr kapitan?
and what's a rooble
>>
>>75573368
Even richfags use Tagalog especially the guys

Those who say otherwise are try hard delusional
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>>75573936
Yeah I was pretty bored, saw a lewd anime and needed some explanations so I had to message him.
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>>75573976
I reduce my body metabolism by sleeping all day and watch this movie.

I'm crying t.bh, this movie is so sad ;_;

What movie that can make you cry anon?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BWWWQzTpNU
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>>75573998
range ban
>>
>>75573937
Anon, you do realize that the range ban was only in Michlan's immediate area (meaning Baguio), right? You have outed yourself as either a filthy baguiofag or Michlan himself.
>>
>>75574149
>saw a lewd anime
Eromanga Sensei? What about hentai?
>>
>>75573863
>haha
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>>75574136
Finna spend my final week here bout to drown muh lilnigga wid dem roasties

>Rooble
Rooble means rainman in Somali
>>75574153
The fault in our stars
>tfw based on a real story
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>>75574175
Bakemonogatari, I think. Not really that lewd but it was kinda funny.
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>>75574116
I love Jkt48 and indomie too
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>>75574149
teasing amp
that's a perfect time for a k
or tell him to commit sudoku already
>>
>>75574212
He says "haha" and "lol haha" all the time. It's so annoying
>>
>>75574226
>>75574273
Why don't you stay then? If you're Muslim then you should be welcome in Malaysia.
>>
>>75574306
It isnt a country you'd stay in :^)

Ethnic state and all
>>
>>75573901
>able to ace pistol course
>suave
>treats me snacks and food
>talks too much
>>
>>75574256
I see.
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>>75574226
ahh ayt ayt dawg, which country do you plan on pirating next?

rain man like that one movie with an autist? or like some voodoo shaman shit
>>
>>75574364
Good kind desu

They're a rarity
whats Brunei like ?
from the way it described it seemed like thew asean equivalent of Qatar
>>
>>75573902
What's BoA? And yeah as frenchbread said, SPYAIR is pretty good, put aside those female jpop artists from now and start listening to them they're worth a shot.
>>
>>75574292
I too am guilty of haha-ing too much with normies
otherwise I sound like a bitch
>>
>>75574350
jenjarom is an hour ride from SA
wanna meet?
>>
>>75574408
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BoA

She's used to be hugely popular in Japan during last decade and performed a number of anime theme songs.
>>
>>75574456
watch out, nigga might rob ur ass
jk jk jk
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>>75574370
Yo muh rain be like a gattling gun up dat bihh
Finna go back to da mothaland for da rest of da month den am finna be piratin in the caribbean
>>
>>75573793
mátate """"""mestizo"""""" de mierda
>>
>>75574456
Tomorrow
My heads hurting rn i wanna sleep
>>
>>75571965
Reporting.
>>
>>75573731
>The next day, then-President Joseph Estrada himself visited the captured Muslim rebel camp and raised the Philippine flag there, "in assertion of sovereignty". He also brought truckloads oflechonand beer for the government troops, earning criticism from both devout Muslims and Catholic clerics for his insensitivity.
Damn son
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wow eronanga was actually kinda good
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>ASEAN thread
>Only island niggers
>>
>>75574528
Its literally Oreimo done right

Sagiri > Kirino
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>>75574533
Mainland SEAsians can't speak English.
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>>75574554
U wanna fite cunt
>>
>>75574400
Somewhat a more conservative Malaysia in with less politics but more mundane stuff.
A summary since going for terawih soon.
Gotta keep the good boy points.
>>
>>75574524
Thats how desperate he was not to get impeached
>>
>>75574512
im going back to kajang tomorrow
where in jenjarom btw? we could meet on sunday night
>head hurt
you went out for a drink
mashallah akhi y u do dat
>>75574533
how are you nguyen
>>
>>75574578
Watchan some animu and looking for a fight
>>
>>75574408
Best of Anime.
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>>75574570
Nein.
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>>75574533
>>75574554
I know right? Island niggers genocide when?
>>
>>75574483
I-I finally don't know what you mean

ahh gotta bring home dat loot, sharin ur blessings n shit
u really goin to da caribbean tho
>>
>>75574606
why do you want to fight?
>>
>>75574613
thank god, we flips safe
>>
>>75574274
Yeah idek why do I still talk to him. Gotta find a new boy toy

>>75574413
Same 2bh. But this dude says "lol haha" irl. I tried calling him out for it when we were hanging out one time but he's still doing it.
>>
>>75574613
>dat stolen clay
damn those ladyboy
lure em jap with their boob n dick
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>>75574550
Oreimo was kinda stupid because wincest didn't happen. At least it does in Eromanga
>>
>>75574610
Sorry but I misunderstand it for a singer from the sounds of it.

Do you have a alter dedicated to your favorite singer.
>>
>>75574613
Fixed
>>75574634
Because it's fun, chico
>>
>>75574578
Lets meet at Sunway Pyramid

Btw I dont drink its just from lack of sleep
>>75574572
Gotta wprk for that ajar akhi iktf

>t. Ex Pious Muslim
>>
>>75574606
why does viet whore only have 5 min worth of stamina
i really hate it when they ask you to finish with missionary because they are tired even if im the first customer of the day
>>
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>>75574697
Fuuuuuuck
>>
Am I in an online chatroom now?
>>
>>75574620
Yes just for vacationing in Grenada

As to my final destination idk where to next

>tfw cuntless
>>
>>75574700
i know a good place in sunway where we can meet some girl for less than rm180 or even lower if you interested
also why sunway?
i dont want to meet MKL
>>
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>>75574733
Check'd
>>75574714
Do I look like a pimp to you
>>
>>75571497
Huh. He really does mention his course a lot lmao
>>
>>75574688
At my uncle's place, technically. It's actually a shrine for her, Eir Aoi, and µ's, though (all of my "departed" favorite artists). It's the shelf you see behind in >>75573192
>>
>>75574728
>Laos
WTF where can we cut the woods now.
>Cambodia
The whole southern Vietnam will drown.
>>
>>75574661
looks like it was my turn to get two (You)s from the same anon
>boy toy
should be easy enough, lotta guys will fugg anything in sight with boobs
>lol haha irl
holy damn that's some next level autism
>>
>>75574778
i thought you know your girls nguyen
>>
>>75574763
Lemme guess the girl is African

smfh the African Christian women here are mostly sluts
aiight then lets meet in Putra heights station
>>
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>>75574273
swear your allegiance to Indomie now
>>
>>75574728
I want VN to break off Indochina peninsula and float to the middle of Atlantic
>>
>>75574759
hot damn do you just hop on your boat and sail wherever? you more well-traveled then me fa m
I'm proud of you kapitan
>>
>>75574809
nah m8 they are thai/viet
whats gud at putra height
>>
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>>75574797
Miền Nam sẽ trở thành vùng biển đẹp nhất Châu Á, còn gỗ thì nhập khẩu vào như Nhật ấy
>>75574807
I only masturbate to cutie shota unlike you fucking barbarians
>>75574850
MAKE ATLANTIS VIETNAMESE AGAIN
>>
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>>75574809
>mfw found a girl's pic that looks like my friend on /b/
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>>75574900
been waiting to use this
>>
>>75574894
Just a mamak and some garage lol
Literally nothing there

I live in SP desu
>>
>>75574907
Post girl's pic
>>
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>>75574900
Where can we grown rice then? We only have the red river delta left.
>>
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>>75574964
Kinda NFSW so later when I am outside
>>
>>75574939
we should go somewhere else then
also you have vehicle?
>>75574900
why not going to thai then
theres alot of shota if its your taste
>>
>>75575025
I ain't kissing that shit if a bj is only 3 dolla
>>
>>75575056
No im a public transport cuck
>>
>>75575056
>vehicle
nigga ain't you been listening, he has a pirate boat
>>
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>>75574933
Saved
>>75575015
NHẬP KHẨU TẤT CẢ MỌI THỨ BẰNG TIỀN DU LỊCH BIỂN MIỀN NAM
>>75575056
>3d shota
Not looking for 20 years plus you are retarded if you think some tranny thai kid is comparable to THIS
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>>75575015
research 4D rice fields
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Do you like the new mulawin ?
>>
>>75575110
More like only eating Murrican beef and Thai rice using that sweet tourism $$$
We will literally become the Pearl of Asia again
>>
>>75574610
Oh damn if SPYAIR's really coming I might consider going to that event, although, I've never really been to otaku cons or any conventions
>>
>>75573731
Reading these makes want to take a shit
>>
>>75575239
more like jejetaku cons amirite
>>
>>75575239
Don't go

It's full of mouthbreathers and nerds

I rather go to toy conventions since its less weeb and more business-like
>>
>>75575309
>>75575309
>>75575309
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>>75575089
you can be a pillion rider if you have motorcycle helmet
>>75575107
you cant fight this one
>>
>>75575147
Nah I like Wowowin better
>>
>>75574801
>anything with boobs
Not unless you're ugly af. But how the fuck do you even meet new people without talking to them first online? I'm getting tired of tinder 2bqfh.

>autism
I didn't call him autistic for saying lol haha irl and he agreed that it's cringy but it has become his habit. At least he doesn't use XD, I guess.
>>
>>75575147
Nah it aint as good as probinsyano
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Have you tried ginger candy before, /asean/?
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>>75575425
You aren't ugly as fuck tho, r-right?
I'd say hang out with the friends of friends, but I don't have friends sooooo idk
Seems def weird to approach random people
Best thing I can think of is asking a girl if you could buy her a drink at a bar. So maybe wait around at a bar? Will be sad tho if no one offers
>>
>>75575709
I guess? Lol idk most of my friends' friends are female and I don't have much friends. Going to the bar alone is already sad, what more if I wait for someone to buy me a drink. I also dont want to reach that level of desperation lmao
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Pedra-Branca is ours you fuckers. Stop stealing our shit.
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>75576006
let's go drinking :* :* :*
seriously tho, I think join orgs n shit that you like so you can talk to people with similar interests
planning on doing that next term cause I fucked up college and didn't join any when I started
>>
>>75571279
>Thailand's population peaking 20 years before Singapore's

The fuck is this shit?
>>
>>75576368
Meet me at tiendesitas I'll buy u a drink

Well I have joined some orgs but was not an active member. Also a little late now since it's my last year kek
>>
>>75576582
I've never been tbqh

Same, or well, until 2018 anyway. Cons of being an introvert I guess- you could always wait t'ill you start working, for sure you'll meet new people then
imma stalk the younger folks when I join an org, try to relive my first college year
>>
>>75576807
Never been to Tiendesitas? Wew do you only wander around la salle and the south

Yeah at least you can still flirt with the younger chicks. It would be weird if I do that to younger guys kek. But yeah whenever I jog around ayala triangle at night, there would be qt accountants from SGV but I would never have the guts to talk to them lmao
>>
>>75577319
Yep, only every been to moa, glorietta/greenbelt, and the fort. I love being at home too much to go outside

Truu. Shit man, so hard to talk to people you don't know without seeming like a weirdo. Tried on the bus one time, gee was that awkward
>jog around ayala triangle
now I know ur plans I can raep

continue in new thread if this gets archived I guess
>>
>>75577471
I'm pretty near the fort lol just go to ATC and festival mall

Yeah I try to smile at people or to some qt that I see but that's pretty much it.
There's a lot of grils jogging around ayala triangle good luck kek
>>
>>75578414
but muh comfort zone

Same again, I try smiling at qts, but I usually have resting bitch face on all time
>lotta grill joggers
trial-and-error
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