the people of england edition
pickle rick
need to poo but can't be arsed getting up
>>75325416
would really like the original of this lads
Like willies up my bum tbqh, no homo.
soobin, exy and yeoreum are the patrician choices
*gets schwifty*
bakerloo line is 3rd world
>>75325537
good post
>>75325538
>bona
>>75325472
need an actual answer to this
look at this turbo slag
really hope we match desu x
>>75325538
>>75325548
alri matty luddite
long day at the call centre?
i posted the wrong fucking webm again
>>75325560
The Strain.
What pics should I use for tinder?
>>75325538
yeoreum, chengxiao, and mei qi, i think you mean
>>75325569
i almost confused that guy with gage the shitposter on /kpg/
I hurt myself today...
>>75325570
That's beautiful.
>>75325538
are koreans white?
bums
Literally drank over a litre of whiskey today.
>>75325578
stop taking the mick
just say inglourious basterds because that would be my best guess and i'm looking for an excuse to watch it as i'm clearly missing out on a big chunk of pop culture here by not having seen it
They look latinas but I assume they are gypsies.
>>75325615
Post 3" willy
>>75325603
im trying to find a certain webm but i just got 4chan filenames
>>75325615
>flag
Why am I not surprised.
found it
>>75325621
Watch this documentary instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlHVin56U2w
Wonder if our matt will be standing as a Ukip candidate in this election
>>75325626
Not cold enough to make my willy that small.
>>75325621
>While on a dinner date with Helga, a pretty coworker, he is captivated by a Nazi recruiting speech. Afterwards, he rails against the Jews to Helga, who reveals she is Jewish and rejects him. Four years later, Eichhorst has risen to the rank of Obersturmführer in the SS, attaining the status and power he had craved. He is summoned by his superiors to explain his past relationship with Helga, who has been arrested and claims to know him. He lies and says she was merely a former office co-worker who was suspected of stealing money. Shortly after, Eichhorst comes upon her and several other Jews' bodies hung in a public area.
S2E11, you retarded kangaroo
>>75325653
>here, watch this actual nazi propaganda video
hope you're not serious
>>75325668
Watch this game show instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fboXaOSY9LY
Report kshitters for spamming and rule violations lads
This anime pedo cunt is triggering me
One more post with your pedo cartoons in it I'll send you into orbit
been watching docus about waco and ruby ridge
mental that the yank govt. was so incompetent and perfidious
>>75325677
RYAN THE HEEM MACHINE IS HERE TO CLEAN UP THIS SHITTY THREAD
>>75325653
good post, we must reveal the jewish plague and eradicate it from our lands!
Could murder a good cuddle right now if I'm honest
>>75325666
sorry m8 i just saw "vampire horror" when i wikipedia'd it and thought you were talking bollocks
>>75325689
Congrats, you just made Mummy May's internet criminal list
>>75325666
Have you ever watched "Fatherland"?
>>75325699
hey reddit
*gets schwifty*
need a fit uk gf if im honest with you all
getting my daily dose of gavin mcinnes and paul joseph watson
>>75325699
i'm probably already on it >:)
>>75325699
good post
>>75325706
Not a redditard, jesus christ learn how to meme properly you dip
>>75325731
>>75325741
FOY
Just found out my mate killed himself. Fucking hell, lads this is rough. Fuck.
>>75325740
JESUS CHRIST I CAN MEME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111ONE
business idea: combine elements of jazz, rap and hip hop with rock and electronic music
>>75325762
Condolences. How did they do it?
>>75325718
>spar
swear the only time i ever see this company is when it's logos are plastered on athletes
spar shops must be rarer than a white yank
When will europe unite against the real threat that is the USA? I think we'd be able to fucking obliterate those fat fucking yank cunts. They'd be too busy eating burger king!
>>75325496
The Strain
>>75325765
Get rid of the jazz, rap, hip hop, and electronic music and you may be on to something.
>>75325762
was he a close mate or an old mate you'd fallen out of contact with?
have a bucket of ice water and several fans going
air's still thick and humid
>>75325789
close mate
>>75325762
hope you're ok babe *rubs penis through trousers*
Why can't the Irish handle their spicy?
https://youtu.be/8e6qyxHc0ng
wondering if my postal vote for are jezza has reached blighty yet
watched a video of some czech people speak
such an alien language
You Brits make the best music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pMTE8SaAuA
bands i have seen life that i can remember
eye gouge
rapid dye
all in brawl
alice cooper
devo
oily boys
sex drive
robber
extortion
mindsnare
publique
tim and the boys
tv colours
royal headache
the dropkick murphys- shit
deathcage
darkhorse
rust
first assault
vile mess
a good few fucking metal bands that i cant remember too
>>75325814
>irish
>>75325817
only times ive ever heard spoken czech were in porn videos
>>75325825
>the dropkick murphys- shit
lmao
>>75325762
godspeed man, same thing happened, just be supportive and good to the world
Think I might go to bed
never been to a concert
>>75325830
Yes?
Need a gf with speed skater thighs
>>75325852
Same
>>75325853
oh sorry I thought they were yanks at first
>>75325817
standard boring slav language
listen to finnish or something, genuine aliens
>>75325825
fuck s many more
also seen
punch
james reyne of australian crawl
a private rose tattoo show, angry andersen had a caribee backpack a hawaiian shirt and a bottle of stones ginger wine- repressed homosexual
some english hip hop guy- snuck in
toe to toe- have been and always will be shit
>>75325875
We don't sound like that...
>>75325802
>yank flag
um m8 wtf are you doing
You must accept Islam!
>>75325852
yeah phimolad we know
>>75325905
for the last foreskinning time, i am not that accursed runt
Me and the lads
>>75325825
Here's mine:
ZZ Top
Black Smoke Cherry
Blind Melon
AC/DC
Megadeth
Iron Maiden
Exodus
Testament
Tyler Bryant and the Shakedown
Guns N' Roses
Tesla
Poison
Def Leppard
only ever seen student bands live
>>75325835
thanks
>>75325902
having problems with the proxy so I shut it off
http://www.strawpoll.me/13050136
>>75325920
Had a chortle
atheists are gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIrUqsB-0vw
oooooonnn
words words words words words words punchline!
>>75325817
mluvím trochu český (:
vocaroo lad you there?
>>75325931
Do half of those even play anymore?
You should listen to Johnny Cash. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43qK1Lh2xH0
>>75326008
alri
seen too many bands to remember to list and listing bands you've seen live is just gay attention seeking shite anyway
dead thread. nothing interesting posted here at night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zr0WOLLZmzQ
is this death grips?
realized the key to sex is to pick a good environment and use your surroundings to your advantage
Gagging for a slagging lads
>>75326040
Wanna get high and play Mario Kart?
>>75326027
onya m8
wish i had the kind of face that could pull off slicked back long hair
realised the key to murder is to pick a good environment and use your surroundings to your advantage
>>75326050
that's actually pretty good
>>75326077
wish I wasn't ugly, end of
>>75326094
Post face (and willy)
>>75326094
post willy
EKK AAHHH OHHHH URRR OWWEOEEE AADDDD AAAA|!!!!! ALLLALAAA!!! HEHEHE !!!! ROOOOOITTTT!!! :)A
I want to know what kind of fucked up focus group gave them the idea of using an obnoxious yank to try and sell me something.
>Unwanted Cat Befriends Lonely Goat
>>75326081
my advice is actually solid, you should listen to it. made a girl orgasm 3 times on my dick just now. also slow down when you get close to cooming
>>75326040
I'm sry I'm so boring. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8CzFVm1Yio
>>75326077
I do but my hair is super thick, it just turns into a mullet
>>75326133
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exm7FN-t3PY
>>75326137
my hair piles up like a mushroom. tfw can't grow long hair
>>75326132
>made a girl orgasm 3 times on my dick just now
hate to break your illusion lad, but you didn't
90% of women can only achieve orgasm through clittoral stimulation, so chances are she faked it
Screen just went orange
>>75326159
Cuckio?
>>75326146
yeah same that's a better description
just hacked some yank runt's computer and made his screen go orange
>>75326164
Fuck no
anyone remember the cuckio meme
anyone remember the cuckio meme
>>75325931
how was exoduse/acdc
>>75326137
are you native british
tfw forgot the cuckio meme
anyone remember the anyone remember the cuckio meme
>>75326194
>>75326184
Why did you buy a 4chan pass
>>75326202
edgy as fuck
just got back from djing, had a fucking mint night lads, life is good
>>75326202
would love to share this in the facebook groupchat but one of my mates was actually there with his little sister so I shan't be doing that
just realised that both australia (originally new holland) and new zealand were named after dutch provinces but australia changes its name and new zealand didn't
>>75326231
That's some good advice.
Thanks Milkwalker.
>>75326157
All female orgasms come via the clitoris. "Vaginal orgasms" are just caused by stimulating the clitoral shaft embedded above the vagina.
>>75326225
>less than 30 seconds apart
>exact duplicate post
just came from reddit I see
>>75326231
Did you play Amhrán na Bhfiann at the end?
>>75326231
How was the crowd? Good since you weren't shitposting?
are there any documentaries about ernest hemingway i can watch?
>>75326157
hate to break it to you but she came, thrice. you've got to get leverage going and put her in the buck. also you can give girls clitoral stimulation while fucking them. it depends on the angle
>>75326241
wish we had more dutchies here desu
>>75326237
Wouldn't post it anyway unless you're an edgy freak
>>75326284
>edgy freak
c'est moi
heard from someone on 4chan that the new pirates of the caribbean is kino but rotten tomatoes in only 32%
>>75325502
Im in fucking skagaströnd
Makes me tear up everytime.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cX4ka-5j2vU They play your despicable anthem first.
>>75326297
rotten tomatoes is a trash website. most of its critics are jewish too probably
>>75326247
fake news
>>75326302
Is this the one that makes those comics?
>>75326281
>she came, thrice
sure she did lad, sure she did
>>75326317
yeah probably, i seem to recall it giving a high rating to dear white people
>shemale yum
>>75326306
trapped season 2
>>75326328
she did.
>>75326333
most reddit image I've seen in months
hey where's thailad
did he get arrested
>>75326342
mhmm ok sweaty x
chips was fat -> i was gassed
>>75326346
probably still sleeping. it's 10:30 on a saturday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-YHv2mmyBM
>>75326269
Here lad
https://youtu.be/zI94EPn-hyU
>>75326269
prefer not to say
>>75326345
>most reddit image
ah yes the liberal reddit indulges in homophobia. of course
>>75326337
Working on it m8
Heard it will be about cocaine smugglers trying to smuggle coke on the ferry that lands in seyðisfjörður
Guns included
>>75326264
started off fucking dead lad, for being the start of a bank holiday I expected to be packed from opening so I had a few lines and dropped a pill before I arrived but from 9-12 there was only a hand full of customers and about the same number of bouncers and bar staff and me off my fucking lips looking nervous as fuck but then all of a sudden a huge swarm of people came in and within 30 mins we were over capacity and people were trying to bribe the bouncers to get in.
The crowd were so good too, no fights, just loved up folks dancing like lunatics and gurning to fuck.
Played some random mashups and some timmy t and shit, everyone loved it, got a proper buzz from being told by people how much they love it when I dj there... they were probably just high and talking shit but i don't care
>>75326356
she did i could feel it. i had leverage
>>75326375
your fucking gay dude XDDDD
yeah not reddit at all
fuck off reddit
>>75326387
Sounds fun
Got any pics?
>>75326377
2018 right?
If a woman does kegels she can easily fake an orgasm.
>when she flexes her pussy muscles around your dick and you know she isn't cumming
Listening to reggaeton and eating a burrito lads.
>>75326419
just give the lass a vibrator
let her hold it while you give blackbeards eyepatch forty winks
bang, jobs a goodun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H5uWRjFsGc
tune
2035 and I'm fucking freezing lads
>>75326411
nah, my phone stayed in my pocket all night, i was so up I just kept queueing a few songs then hit the dancefloor.
Been playing some jesse bloch remixes, not sure if it's your thing but it might be....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPoPPixDi84
>>75326434
based
why the fuck did this make national news though? what's so important about it?
>>75326413
Yeah
Look for my bmw in the background
>>75325538
I honestly pity koreans. only east asian culture to be culturally cucked, not even the japanese did it and they were fucking occupied
>>75326419
try an extension tube
Fuming lads
Bloody EU grrrrrrr
>>75326448
t. leverage = 0
>tfw absolutely fucked on cocaine
>tfw work in 4 hours
>>75326455
Narrative. It was actually a massive joke ceremony with tonnes of joke awards. Every kid got one but this one plays into the hands of fuck white people at a time when America's oldest ally just got a taste of Islamic diversity.
>>75326489
Hair of the dog
>>75326448
>>75326476
Why? Lesbians give each other orgasms and they don't even have dicks. I've got a mouth and fingers to make sure she gets hers.
>>75326426
>eating a burrito l
Chili is better with rice.
>why yes, I do give a shit if the girl cums or not
>>75326489
What do you work as?
>>75326454
If I had been drinking even a few pints I'd shake my booty desu
I've got a pen in my pocket does that make me a writer?
Standing on a mountain doesn't make me any higher.
Putting on gloves doesn't make you a fighter.
And all the study in the world doesn't make it science.
>>75326503
because a vibrator is easier
it's nice to go down on a lass i agree, but sometimes you can't be fucked and fingers are just an archaic and more tedious way to achieve the same result as a vibrator
>>75326545
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2WrCFh2avA
>>75326535
Gimp
>>75326535
Office admin.
can't.
stop.
wanking.
>>75326513
Never tried that desu
Chillidogs are god-tier though.
Business idea: Croatian gf
>>75326581
pics PLEASE
>>75326308
why was this so important?
>>75325888
step up nigga finnish is cute af
>you will lay in bed with a finnish girl while she whispers sweet nothings in her indecipherable meme tongue
got called a cuck on the_donald again
Hit rank 14 in Hearthstone amigos
whats the best hitler vid?
>>75326559
am quite fond of irish folk choons 2bh
heard the dubliners version of that before
>>75326576
Seems like a piss easy job. Just have to coax people.
IF I COULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MILES
>>75326643
https://youtu.be/B9BLMNn0PrQ.
Never knew a yank sang half the song
>>75326599
Even better business idea: Jewish gf.
>>75326713
>r3dditr3ddit
fuck off reddit
>>75326702
why is he half flaccid
nevermind
Business idea: become a pimp and whore your jewish and croatian gfs for mucho shekels
>>75326598
No idea what a chilldog is.
>>75326603
It wasn't really, the English NA had been played at CP before (at concerts) and Ireland had just lost to the French a week previously but the Bull crying at the singing of the NA motivated sentimentalitied.
It's "special" because the English killed some lad in retaliation on the day they killed several spectators and people felt it had come full circle. The identity is heavily based on what the English think of us.
wish I was an urban explorer who could climb anything
>>75326765
Hotdog with chilli on it.
Urban explorer who can climb anything here, AMA
>>75326765
>The identity
Irish*
>>75326766
you'd love it here. there's so much abandoned shit you can break into
>>75326777
Sounds shit,
>>75326783
Can you climb out of crippling debt from hospitalisation?
>>75326799
It's pretty great desu
>>75325548
the plastic...whoooah
>>75326308
Fuck our anthem
Only tourists care about the royal family and nobody is religious, it's stupid
>>75326702
Literally the gf's body
Fucks sakes
>>75326823
very grim
>>75326308
Who is that literal manlet on the Irish team?
Slowly getting drunk ("pissed" as you lot call it) on Coors Light.
>>75326819
Yeah I think GSTQ is shite, I think FoS is great though.
>>75326796
>police with guns
>crackheads and homeless people occupying everything
err
>>75326835
good lad. my local took that off tap and replaced it with some ale shit
>>75326831
Go... Bod ;)
>>75326858
>>75326835
i don't drink. it's empty calories
>>75326857
you have exactly both of those if I'm not mistaken
>>75326874
The fuck you do for fun?
Literally spend more time on Reddit than here now, legit better discussion
>>75326830
tbf she has a thyroid condition
finally came after wanking for hours
cum everywhere
aussies who post like brits in /brit/ are fucking cringe and you should kill yourselves.
Cup final day lads
Always gets me excited
call me a nigger one more time and we're gonna have a problem, whitey. I'm a grown ass black man, treat me with respect
>>75325538
>输滨,哀刻悉与忧日疑恩墓
don't like classical music and think people who do are probably autistic
>>75326875
live in london, never seen an armed policeman except in an airport just after 9/11
not like america where you can walk into mcdonalds and see two blokes with shotguns
Big field near me and I'm going to go stand there when the thunderstorms start with an umbrella and hope for the best
>>75326932
Have a thyroid condition meself.
>>75326952
Who's playing?
I want to live in the bush for a month to save on rent
>>75326979
funny because when I went to heathrow airport in 2014 I saw like 5 guys with famases so go fuck yourself buddy
>>75327004
actually I think that was in paris but same shit
>>75326978
>think people who do are probably autistic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Qx2lMaMsl8
>>75326615
>tfw no finnish gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nh0pHvFsmng
>>75327015
Stupid boy
>>75326991
Arsenal Chelsea
>>75327015
>paris
>same shit
lad they're under attack every other week
suspect assassin's creed is globalist propaganda because it portrays the muslim assassins as freedom fighters and the christian templars as evil illuminati types
Unironically have a Finnish gf who babbles away in Finnish all the time to her family on FaceTime
she's got a nice arse too
>>75326978
No one actually LIKES classical music. It objectively doesn't sound good and little Jimmy who is 9 can play the piano that good these days. It's not impressive. People who like it just mean they like being they type of person who is seen to be listening to classical music. They won't even argue with to this themselves. It's not longer impressive because it isn't 1586 anymore
>>75327065
I like classical music
>>75327065
don't know about that, i know people who like it and i find it weird but i don't think they're lying
>>75327063
PICS YOU CUNT
https://youtu.be/2R1pLP0Yaag
It's raining lads
Comfy, makes a change from the sun
>>75327063
kommandopipo?
>>75327065
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGycDDqBuX8
classical guitar is bretty good
alri thailad
*sees his flag*
*presses choose file*
*scrolls down to where this image is in my heavily unorganised pictures folder*
*clicks his post number*
>>75327089
THAILAD!!!!
>>75327086
stream
Honestly find a massive correlation between people who complain about the sun and weak wristed lefties. It's enjoyable being warm and having a tan makes everyone look better
>>75327103
alri
>>75327108
whoops that's the wrong post
hahaha
>>75327086
meant this one
silly me
absolutely fucking sick of redditors feeding the "le epic and totally real japanese" proxies. makes me fucking rage. look at this thread
>>75273046
based japan xDDDD epic ftw!!!!
>>75327108
THAILAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADD
>>75327113
Gf gave me a limpwristed leftie the other day and I spaffed everywhere
>>75327130
Thailad.
THAIRORKE!!
>>75327113
I like it usually but I'm sunburnt
thainigger
>>75326921
Neck yourself.
Doing a listen to the so called "jimi hendrix"
why is mummy may throwing the election?
>>75327144
took me ages to figure out what was different about this pepe but now i know what it is
Remember when Thainonce tried to claim he wasn't autistic and actually had friends and stuff. Ah yes, it's completely normal to have literal hundreds of picutres of the same Japanese woman on your computer which you spam online every single day. Get a proxy
I have an svg/css animation to make and 70% of a website to finish by tomorrow.
>>75327167
same
was just thinking about how all along the watchtower is basically the official anthem of the 60s
mmm my my thailad, my my...
>>75327191
>Jap girl eating pussy
Wew thailad.
NEED a japanese gf who looks like a fish
> internet won't stop being slow and shitty
Hate these austistic freaks that go apeshit over some random boring twat with a Thai flag
Fucking gas yourselfs pronto
>>75327240
Move to a first world country.
>>75327207
voodoo child is my favourite
especially the live version where he's clearly tripping on acid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0U6sWqfrnTs
Why is our country so shit these days? I keep having to go back in history to find examples of Britain to be proud of. Nothing recently has me hopeful...
did a poo not half an hour ago and now i have to go again
going to hold it in out of spite
might make a new
>>75327249
Oh look. The thainonce defense force is never too far behind me. Can't believe this lad still organises his 'Internet besties' (actual quote) on Skype to respond to anyone who slags him off
>>75327258
>that pic
>>75327253
imagine appearing in public on acid while being black in the 60s
if the rozzers caught you they'd probably lock you up and throw away the key
So you're telling me, that a white, educated, native-english speaking male, moves to a poor third world dictatorship to earn only a quarter of what he could earn in his home country?
Hmm yes, shan't be believing this
just emptied my bucket of water and there was a mild smell of chlorine
>>75327258
Seeing this fag makes me hate that I'm half white
>>75327272
and you call me autistic
Hungry
Might literally just go and make breakfast right now
How off the wall nuts is that
doing a read on chemistry
>>75327281
No that's a LIE
things were BASED back then before the niggers got uppity
>>75327317
I just had a KFC. There's a 24hr one round the corner. Not even been drinking lmao just hungry
oi thailad, got a question for you
*nuzzles your neck and notices your bulge* owo what's this