/brit/

>masterrunt thread
Shan't

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Alan

>>75225987
classic. top youtube vid

>poleaboo and liscki return at the same time
hmm, hmm hmm hmm.. hmmmmm.. hmm!

https://youtu.be/57PlVm7hALA

baby boomers: conservatives
gen x: moderate leftists
millennials: far-right
gen z: communists.

REAL HUMAN BEAN

AND A REAL HERO

>>75226021
It's literally normie hours rn

everyone is on

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I've been hitting the gym lads

>>75226029
>far-right
Unless they're literal nazis they're not far-right. What the media calls far-right is actually centre-right

>>75226029
>millennials: far-right
>gen z: communists.

umm no sweetie

>>75226020
what's the teeth thing?

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whats for dinner lads?
for tonight. rice, chicken curry, burgers, Jacketpotato, crisps, mayo, onion chutney, pickled onions, biscuits

>>75226037
Bit gay

really dont want to watch this starwars bullshit nor write this shitty little paper

FONT

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suzy

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>>75226021
always the same mate, its almost as if...wish Holmes was here, he would solve this conundrum.

>>75225938
post the pic

>>75226120
>Turns out all her housemates are trans too and some are insane
>some

>>75226095
You have to write a paper on Star Wars?
>the absolute state of Canadian education

Insane trannies? What? No way! I never would have believed it.

the jews, perhaps?

space rock

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJz2ueniLFw

can't dedice whether to bother with the dollars trilogy or not

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>>75226091

>>75226091
why do you have a biscuit with your curry?

>>75226068
good teeth, shiny hair, bright eyes, good shanks, legs and lungs that can do a quick mile. thats all you need to know for wooing lad.

There is absolutely no reason for the question mark to exist

>>75226167
watch it dumb brain

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*hugs two middle aged Japanese women*
>I've pulled, lads

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I’m not easily confused
The trouble with the storm inside us grew
But I had so much to give
In spite of all the terror and abuse

And the people bowed and prayed
And what difference does it make for you and me?

And the people bowed and prayed
And what difference does it make?
It doesn’t matter anyway
The world surrounds us with its hate

Hello darkness my old friend it breaks my heart

I tried to save the things I made
Oh! But the world is a mess, Oh! But the world is a mess
And what difference does it make if the world is a mess?
If the world is a mess!
I tried my best I tried in vain
Oh! But the world is a mess!
Oh! But the world is a mess!

Suffer not the child among you or shall you die young…

>>75226026
Why would you base your entire act around imitating a shitty comedian?
And who would watch that regularly?

>>75226091
i thought i was weird putting curry sauce over pasta last week but this is special again lad

posting in a 190kg master race thread

>>75226167
>dedice
in fairness i have a headache rn

>>75226135
have 1 free course left to graduate and taking some theatre course because it seemed like minimal work

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Who here /strong and stable/

>>75226167
Greatest triolgy of all time, frankly.

>>75226196
>Don't be like that
>I'm so fucking jealous
why would you want to be in a house full of insane people?
a literal madhouse
there'd be so much discord and outright chaos that it wouldn't be fun

>>75226167
watch it but be aware that fafdm is the best in the trilogy

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>>75226238
>strong
my mind is
>stable
my mind isn't

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>>75226228

>>75226037
literal sock in boxers

>>75226263
>tfw we were all 15 once.

ah
it's too hot today

>>75226167
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ar9PF1c0CRo

>>75226260
I don't understand this wojack. what are the bugs on his face meant to signify?

>>75226263
>ed sheeran
the fuck

>>75226284
WE

>>75225938
What's up, lads?

>>75226284
not i

has anyone actually had any results from Craig list's personals in london

doing dinner lads x

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>>75226284
>social media wasn't around when I was a teenager so my embarrassing teenage thoughts aren't immortalised on the internet forever

>>75226263
Wow Arctic Monkeys what a weird freak lmao

Stop killing people you fucking Muslim cunts.

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>>75226037
Red
>where your willy actually is
Blue
>where you stuffed a sock

why the fuck does every trans person i see on my own tinder and online work in education? (((Who))) is hiring them there?

>>75226347
confirmation bias

>>75226347
>the absolute state of america

>>75226326
No mate because it's not 2003

barry lindon is a shit kagemusha
not a weeb nonce just stating facts.

>>75226336
>tfw never had social media despite being ripe age to use it
>doxable, controversial shit is nonetheless all over the indexed internet connected to my name

>>75226346
I've got a VERY big willy thank you very much x

>>75226384
that was a happier time tho

>>75226306
insects on the skin is a recurring iamge in mental illness delusions, also Naked Lunch.

>>75226369
so live with women then?

>>75226393
You've got testicular cancer my lad

>>75226369
Nah they're all fucked in the head

If you want to live with trannies get admitted to a mad house

why is gif filled with so much casual cuck shit?

Explain women to me lads.

>>75226336
I didn't get social media (myspace/bebo) till about 17. All my cringe from that era is still there.

>>75226306
best guesses
other worldly figure who doesn't concern himself with caring about insignificant things; or
a devil-like creature who frolics in filth

>>75226400
alri granddad

>>75226445
confirmation bias

>>75226284
i wasnt like this when i was 15 lol

>>75226189
>>75226239
>>75226258
alri
>>75226294
not sure what this means in relation to my post

>>75226479
confirmation bias

>>75226239
wrong

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>confirmation bias

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wtf I love Barbara Palvin!

>>75226284
the whole quirky random thing was more 12-13 in my experience

>>75226499
fistful of dollars is a nearly scene for scene remake of yojimbo which is also very good film

went for grilling my burgers and I think it was the right choice

>>75226531
confirmation bias

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>>75226549
hi

>>75226566
confirmation bias

>>75226578
confirmation bias

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>>75226531
this is better

>>75226529
wrong

the good the bad and the ugly is the only good film in that sergio leone trilogy

>>75226531
and?

>>75226599
Don't care one bit

alri lads, time for /brit/ invasion of /nederdraad/ with toothpaste jokes >>75226289

>>75226615
are you the leftist hip hop/grime enthusiast?

business idea: make a film, but rip off obscure japanese films

>>75226634
fuck off fat nigger

really want to be a postie

>>75226642
NOT a leftist

Seems like the Irish are more Americanised than us, wonder why.

>>75226369
why do you have a new trip

one of my mates took a pic of me snogging a bird in a club

bit of a shame I lost it

>>75226645
kurosawa is in no way obscure pleb

>>75226655
dumb body shaming racist

>>75226634
Would rather not

>>75226655
>look, mom! I posted it again!

>>75226669
whatever, your taste is shit

>>75226672
because we speak english and they have much better tv, music, movies than the british?

the only good french poster is the literature lad

Don't talk to the mentally ill paki

>>75226721
dont care about your opinion

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>>look, mom! I posted it again!

quite mental how so many trannies identify as tranny instead of the gender they're masquerading as

>>75226672
Dublin

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>yanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_qOhuyRaAY

>>75226735
Yeah but you're literally the same as us

>>75226689
to the general populus he is

Seems like the British are more Islamised than us, wonder why.

>>75226747
aren't all pakis mentally ill?

>tfw you'll never be a postie with a van and a route that you can cycle in summer

>>75226762
you know what's more mental than that?

trannies waheyyyy

Europeans outside are playing some shit techno crap from 2004

probably French

>why, yes, I sit around all day on my fat ass accusing people of browsing reddit

>>75226772
Fuck off

>>75226672
Forcing the English language onto them left them with 2 options for their entertainment. The people who invaded, oppressed and genocided them for 800 years. Or America.

>>75226769
he's canadian

wish i was earning £13,500 to £25,000 per year

business idea: a united ireland under the name lesser britain

>>75226807
fuck off

liam is the most honourable of yanks

t. member of the peerage

>>75226765
i would hesitate to say dublin its more the middle class that are really americanised. When i started going to university it was full of people from all over Ireland that had these weird mixed american irish accents. Always saying things like dude, awesome etc

>>75226786
Ireland was poor as shit before the 90s

>>75226850
So you're aware you'll never actually be a woman?

>>75226850
post boipucci

>>75226844
>gif

fuck off

>>75226842
I earn £16,000 and want to die

>>75226850
oh for the love of god
stop doing this you egotistical narcissistic prick
identify as either: a man, or a woman
don't throw in any additional terms
it's stupid and retarded
stop it

>>75226843
business idea: dead uncles

>browsing for you's
>no you's
.-.

>>75226748
wouldn't have bothered to tell me if you didn't

>>75226896
I earn £0

>>75226902
alri ivan lad

>>75226902
>>75226902
>>75226902
here's a couple on me x

gender identities are a way for boring people to force their interests onto others
like animals? why not identify as a kin?

>>75226786
>Britain
I think you mean England lad.
Scotland is stiff infighting over what christianity is better.
Wales are busy fucking the sheep, and Northern Ireland are just busy being poor and doing heroin.

>>75226873
and now? Swinging with the big dicks, smoking cigars and snorting caviar in the backs of limos. I rule this place with an iron fist

dont care mong

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>>75226902

>>75226913
not an argument

>>75226940
ye u do

>>75226958
tits then

>>75226914
Good post

>>75226873
It was your fault

>>75226529
what is then

>>75226902
I love (You) :3

>>75226899
Fuck off, Nigel.

>>75226935
No one does heroin here you stupid English cunt

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The situation:
>You boiled the rice which you had for a lunch
>You have some leftovers which are cold now
>You want to make them hot by frying them
Is there any specyfic verb for the last activity? Or you just use fry?

>75226902
иди нaхyй, мы нe хoтим тeбя здecь

cyкa блять

>>75226993
>Surrounded by fish
>Starve
Revenge from when you used to raid us

>>75227023
The verb is giving

As in "I feel like giving myself food poisoning"

>>75227023
reheat perhaps

>>75226958
Really? Where's your womb mate?

>>75227002
other film trilogies

why don't the irish know how to fish

>>75227068
such as

>>75227023
that's just fried rice
you can't fry uncooked rice lmao

>>75227026
Wow rude

>>75227023
re-fry or more generally for warming up left overs: re-heating

> replying to it

why do people do this? what's wrong with them?

>>75227023
i know the answer but shan't tell you

>>75227023
>>You boiled the rice which you had for a lunch
>>You have some leftovers which are cold now
>which
"that" should replace both which-es

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>>75227042
Mention the famine again I dare you

>>75227097
I'm not a fan of the skirts, just show me your willy

>>75227097
Bit gay

>>75227022
Cos you can't even afford that you poorcunts.

it's better to live on a low income in america where cost of living is cheaper and the government doesn't take as much off you than have a high income in the UK

>>75227121
It wasn't severe enough. You need another one.

>>75227090
am not here to educate you about films
satyajit ray's apu trilogy, akio jissoji's erotico-buddist trilogy, abbas kiarostami koker trilogy for examples

>>75227173
FOY

>>75227103
enjoyed this post

>>75227097
remove skirt

>>75227121
*Doesn't mention the famine*

>>75227058
no it's not a normal tag
it's modern bellends being stupid
you want to identify as a woman, do that
don't say "oh I'm a non-binary trans-racoon"

>>75227097
>no duvet
>wallpaper peeling
>green walls
>gay ponce on the bed

grim life

>>75227159
Nah the IRA shoots the dealers

>75227100
бpaтaн, тeбe нyжнo oчки? ты знaeшь кaк читaть?

я yжe ты cкaзaл: иди нaхyй

>>75227181
s'alri lad we export most of our food to you
a famine here would hurt the UK more than us

there would be literally nothing wrong with genociding all faggots

>>75227137
this

>>75227242
Would step on your throat and not let go

>a womb doesn't make you a woman
My sides

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>>75227188
It literally does

>>75227253
this

the spotted dick can join them

>>75227101
>>75227057
yes, it have sense but you can reheat in the oven by cooking, in the pot by boiling it and so on it doesn't give you full information

re-frying it is not I guess, since it was not fried for the first time when it was warm

>>75227119
thanks, I really appreciate

>>75227253
ugh! You are just... ugh!!!

This is what happens when you give the fucking shitskin attention

>>75227190
no one forced you to weigh-in

>>75227253
Don't know why you want to kill me, I've done nothing to hurt you.

>>75227276
>>75227286
Actually, whilst Amir definitely isn't a woman, he's right

Controversial hours. Not a fan.

has the rorke infestation died down yet?

>>75227253
>>75227291
>>75227293
'sheed

always chortle when they make some pleb for a non-news story cross their arms to make them look serious

australian hours are better than peak brit hours

When will the next bombing take place? Hope it isn't tomorrow, I'm flying back tomorrow

can any of you fine gentlemen inform me as to the earnings of our resident janitorial custodian? surely such a crucial role would bring with it a substantial monetary reward and would afford said custodian a relatively lavish lifestyle

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>Trans women and cis women are both "real" women

Got a sore throat

might have a nap

read: 3 hour sleep where I wake up feeling disorientated and like shit and I immediately regret napping

>>75227292
>doesn't give you full information
Unless you're working at a restaurant (in which case you should be making it fresh) you really don't need to be this specific about how you reheated food. If someone cares, they'll ask for more details. "How'd you reheat it, microwave?"
"No, frying pan."

>>75227330
no

>>75227301
yasujiro ozu's noriko trilogy, pasolini's trilogy of life, fritz lang's doctor mabuse trilogy, kobayashi's the human condition trilogy
many quality films that are way more meaningful and interesting than the absolute dogshit that is anything sergio leone ever made

>>75227333
>let throw things out of my ass
Female and male words define sex. Stop forcing he bullshit

Would honestly murder Poley if I was in a position where I could likely get away with it.

This post is a work of fiction haha alri NSA lads

No you're not 'honorary white' you utter headcase

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waiting for the match

>>75227400
exact same business idea here

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having some dinner

trans women are trans men bigots

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legs

>>75227400
to stop feeling tired u need to do physical exertion, get up and do press ups till exhaustion

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>>75226091

>>75227429
Equality Act 2010

Your gender identity is what defines if you are a man or a woman or intersex

>>75227420
ah yes yes pseudo-intellectual, european art-tier film tier shit that everyone claims "to get."

Just saw two rabbits mate on a nature documentary, now they've got kids.

But no one knows if it was two females because a womb does NOT make you female

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>>75227452

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2017/05/24/world/europe/100000005126056.app.html

Pictures of stuff found at the scene lads

>>75227459
POST COCK AND BOIPUCCI

>brown man
>I'm a white woman, my body doesn't determine who I am
Absolute rorke at you, identity is a negotiation. You don't get to decide who you are, the people around you decide it.

>Wine
>Gin
>Whisky

utterly reddit drinks

>>75226091
pizza express supermarket pizza, damn good for 2.50 half price

>>75227482
none of those films are even hard to get mate

>>75226091
stop stealing my omracer gimmick

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Detonator
>>75227493

>trans
>woman
Western civilisation, everyone

>>75227510
That's why i drink Whiskey

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Fuck off England, we don't need your terrorists. We got our own ones.

22st!!iBoyRe9MEU

why do rorkes get so triggered by some kids being blown to pieces? haha, silly rorkes, what are they like!

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>>75227510
Yeah, only Kopparberg Mixed Fruits for me

>>75227420
I appreciate you're going for triologies but it's funny because they are among the least interesting films Pasoloni and Ozu made.

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Nail
>>75227533

>Salman Abedi's brother Hashem had travelled to Libya from Britain on 16 April and was planning a "terrorist act" in Tripoli, Reuters reports Libyan counter-terrorism forces as saying.

muslim family values

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Bag
>>75227572

>>75227572
That's a screw though

>>75227567
this is only true for pasolini
all those 3 ozu films are utter masterpieces and the best ones hes ever made

never have I ever listened to a Kendrick Lamar album and nor do I intend to

>>75227541
Who actually gives a fuck lad. Cops with automatic weapons on the street is fucking day to day, you won't even notice

>>75227491
>How am I not female?
legally you're male

>>75227555
Trips confirm you're a raging alcoholic

>>75227598
BURN

>>75226029
millennials are extremely left-wing and Gen Z are shy tories though

If you don't want all muslims deported, you are a traitor, no ifs no buts.

>>75227417
yeah I think you are right, I was just wondering if there a specific word in English

I'm sharying way too often, lads. How do I cure my permanent diarrhea?

>>75227572
clearly a screw

>>75227510
this is why I drink bourbon

What can I use as lube that isn't lube?

Tried olive oil but it's hard as fuck to get off and makes to much noise

.... Nail... Bag? .... Swipe down ... Pictures 24 May 2017

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>>75227643
>>75227598

>>75227637
Go the the mart

>>75227601

good lad, he's absolutely shite beyond belief

truly emperors new clothes music

>>75227653
Vaseline, saliva or butter

Not sure if Gen X or Millenial.
Born in early 88 lads.
Don't have much in common with the younger lot of millenials, but feel too young to be Gen X.

>>75227601
GKMC is great and i don't even like most hip hop

>>75227481
t. Degenerate

>>75227600
Tokyo Story is so overpraised that it overshadows the rest of his cinematography, stuff like I was Born But..., a story of floating leaves and Tokyo Twilight are all so much more interesting. Still a good film just nothing special from Ozu. I'm a much bigger fan of Mizoguchi anyway

dont care

>>75227653

love to fuck the homemade fleshlight a second time when my first load is still warm in there, cum is amazing luve

>>75227681
>Born in early 88 lads.
Alri grandad

>Friends remember him as a good footballer, a keen supporter of Manchester United anduser of cannabis. He had a sister and two brothers.

Literally Poleaboo

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>>75227601
pro-tip:no able bodied normal male should listen to this new pop-like version of niggery whether it be kendrick lamar or kanye west. its numale garbage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1GbQRSqaHI

Shirt is now OFF haha

>>75227743
been naked almost all day, even walked around town with my shirt off earlier

>>75227716
>grandad
>tfw never be called this in RL.

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>A womb doesn't make you a woman

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>>75227740
*lets off a couple of rounds into the air**
break it up, lads

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>>75227743
wahey suns out guns out

>>75227778
nonce

>>75227778
Good lad

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>>75227689
>Russian calling anyone degenerate

>ex deletes me on facebook
whoa love calm down

>>75227292
theres no singular verb that communicates frying rice that was previously boiled, but you can just line them up.
"I fried leftover boiled rice" would make sense (although i rarely hear people saying boiled/fried rice -- its usually just rice)

also you just wrote
>"yes, it have sense but"
which isn't a proper english phrase. i think you either meant "yes, that makes sense but" or "i suppose, but"

>>75227510
all alcohol is reddit

anyone wanna bun a zoot

80s>90s

only normies will disagree

What's the final solution to the muslim problem

>>75227857
>>75227857
>>75227857
>>75227857

Wanking to smoking vids again and the related videos section on the right is full of Tim
VERY distracting

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>theres no singular verb that communicates frying rice that was previously boiled

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>>75227827
probably got a notification that you were downloading her pictures

>>75227778
>even walked around town with my shirt off earlier
this needs to be banned

>>75227881
you not mirin' my skinny fat, pasty & hairy body?

>>75227653
Corn starch mixture

>>75227802
>faint in an office
>athletic skills
Screeching

>>75227881
Rasheed
>>75227816
Fantastic post. Fantastic Pope

>>75227832
That makes sense English is more like lining up words, while Polish is more about prefixes and suffixes

>>75227188
then why do tranny freaks get their cock and bollocks chopped off/added when they 'transition'

fuck off you absolute mentalcase

>>75227778
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