'nime 'dition
Europeans are really just pale Africans. It's the same mindset and same wartorn history. Hell, Eastern Europe probably has similar IQ averages to many African nations.
Realistically speaking it's the new world nations which have been the most successful in their time.
fon
*blocks your path*
>>75217315
it had potential to the extent that it spooked the yanks into reasserting itself in the middle east
need a qt gf to cuddle
https://twitter.com/MENnewsdesk/status/867359701121601536
https://www.airbnb.co.uk/rooms/17133590
Hmmmm
>>75217356
stop posting this it isn't going to magically become good bait
>>75217382
the yanks built the eu in the first place
Just rented this out lads
https://www.airbnb.co.uk/rooms/17133590
>>75217372
>I'm allowed to wail on my guitar like an absolute spastic until 11pm
>But don't you dare make a single bang that I can hear
Would honestly heem Tim if I lived next to the utter runt
>>75217358
fuck off chink
>>75217382
no it didnt
yanks in the ME stemmed from Soviets in afghanistan
HE'S IN THE VAN YOU BLOODY DONKEYS
>>75217401
No, they didn't. At most they tried to use it as a satellite state wherever possible.
another night, another 3 mini pizzas
would like to travel someday
You might sleep, but your will never dream
>>75217467
best thing you can do with your time and money tbphwym
>>75217459
yes, they did
washington was more in favour of eu federalism than britain was, they wanted to go further than the ECSC at first
what's for lunch today then lads?for me, Chicken jalfrezi, rice, ham, nutella, lettuce, spring onion, mayo, biscuits, bread, nachos and mango chutney
>>75217479
would avoid SEA though don't wanna seem like a nonce haha
>>75217450
nigga gangsta tilt
>>75217495
>no crisps
you're slacking
>>75217487
because they knew it would weaken the European nations and prevent them from becoming competitor
>>75217503
literally nobody thinks visiting SEA is for nonces except /brit/
>>75217503
I heard while I was there that Fiji is like the canary islands for NZ/Australia
can't imagine having paradise on my doorstep and not going there constantly
>>75217503
SEA is a normal and common holiday here because its so close, its only noncery for britain because its so far away
The EU would completely fall apart at the first sign of war. We're not talking about one big nation, we're talking about a load of different nations, many of which were genocidally bombing and invading each other within living memory.
The EU doesn't have an army (although they're trying to change that). It has members, who have armies, most of which are nowhere near equipped for full scale war overseas. Basically, when you talk about war with the EU, you're talking about fighting France, with support from France's neighbours, the ones that don't simply leave the EU to avoid a war.
A people without the knowledge of their past history, origin and culture is like a tree without roots.
>>75217372
Where is this from?
>>75217583
his twitter I presume
>>75217525
maybe that was part of it but it's more likely they wanted a quick bulwark against communism in the east and a wealthy market for consumer goods
Brother is in the SBS, has a holiday booked this weekend and has now been told he has to cancel it
Not sure why they're gonna need bloody Special BOAT Service SWIMMERS haha
The actual state of this country
>>75217583
my rented flat in high wycombe
Burned my face and the back of my neck in the sun lads.
#justwhitepeoplethings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xdl5RpsAiTI
>>75217618
bomb in a swimming pool
>>75217644
You went outside? What's that like?
>>75217406
>banksy shit on the wall
>"funky"
>those quirky photo descriptions
You've just gave a cunt your money, well done.
Facebook is filled with Manchester shite. DON'T care about England, fuck off
>>75217644
>>75217659
state of you
>>75217495
looks tasty mate. enjoy :)
>>75217525
This is such nonsense.
European nations individually don't have have anything like the scale to compete with the USA.
The idea of the EU and its preliminary venture was proposed by the Europeans. The Americans couldn't reject it because they'd be thwarting peace in Europe . So they went all in with the goal of controlling it as a puppet state . But it always had the possibility to acting alone. The Eurozone was one stage of that. With more democracy at the continental level, it would have earned more sovereignty and would have been a federal power emulating the yanks. Every intervention in the middle east has been part of american global supremacy in controlling europe and asia.
>>75217649
doesn't work
>>75217618
Mate the whole country stops if it snows for more than a day, what do you expect in the wake of a terrorist attack?
>>75217659
Wouldn't recommend it
>>75217679
The cheek on this cunt, unbelievable
>>75217699
what about this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrGvx93-ICY
Interior crocodile alligator
>>75217695
bet this one has a [my country is the EU] tag on reddit
i am bankso ama
>>75217644
this is why whiteys are dying out
>>75217700
>Mate the whole country stops if it snows for more than a day
I literally had that at the end of my post but decided to remove it haha
>>75217644
bet you mocked floppy hats too
>>75217666
it was a joke, that's the flat being raided by counter terrorism police
>>75217725
it's just bullshit top to bottom anyway. if the eu had ever been that much of a threat to yanks they would've done something about it, they aren't thick. they've been either indifferent or supportive of it the whole time
lmao roger moore btfo by 22 dead grande fans
too fucking warm lads
don't like it
>>75217790
dying desu
>>75217777
me on the right
>>75217790
*takes shirt off*
>21°C in widnes
>>75217770
Feel like a silly twat now desu
If you're rorke and you want to slaughter Muslims, what's stopping you from joining ISIS?
How can white men even compete?
>>75217775
They did do something about it. They made sure the centre of the continent was powerless and used them as a mouthpiece.
It's a comfortable 19 degrees in Edinburgh
Business idea: liquidate the prisons
who else drinking a "builder's tea" at the moment?
fuck teapots
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Builder%27s_tea
>>75217830
Business idea: liquidate people who come up with business ideas
>>75217830
You'd need one hell of a blender.
>>75217824
yeah no one's been particularly keen on arming the krauts again mate
Need a slag gf
business idea: liquidate the prisoners and all future criminals
>>75217830
mate if this weather keeps up that's gonna happen anyway haha
*pours an entire capri sun down my boxers*
ahhhh
>>75217618
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3612377/special-forces-combat-divers-combing-gas-tankers-mines-isis-plot/
>>75217830
business idea: abolish prisons
Quite liking this heat but if it gets one degree warmer there'll be action taken.
tee bee h i really wish i was a britlad
is there anything that makes you wish you were born in france
Germs are filthy
>>75217777
fucking what
>>75217775
They've been supportive because they knew as long as it wasn't too cohesive it could be a puppet state or just a forum where they can shout loudest like the UN.
But the have been well aware that the size and scale is a threat to them. Hence why they've been devaluing their currency since the creation of the euro
>>75217887
you already asked this
Need a sissy bf
>>75217887
the girls
maybe the weather too
How did Kurds become the people's champion? is it because they don't have a government to be criticised?
>>75217777
>>75217852
I didn't say we should.
>>75217894
that's hot
*redistributes the wealth*
Want gf into submission
>>75217933
disgusting
Dirty cow
HOW DOES SHE DARE?
https://spankbang.com/azp4/video/exhibisionist+cd
>>75217951
because...
i don't fucking know
but the fuck the kurds anyway
arabs are the germans of the east
warmongers... pure, pure evil
no wonder they move to germany so much
>>75217424
Tim is a fucking cunt and if I had to live next to him I'd make his life hell. Fucking obnoxious twat
>>75217933
>>75217987
This is a SFW board
>>75218018
germans were right though
need a gf who likes sitting on my face
Business Idea: Pretend to be a lefty and encourage fellow lefties to tattoo various symbols representing their lefty accomplishments on themselves as the ultimate form of virtue signaling, so that I can see if a woman has had an abortion or an interracial gang bang before deciding whether to ask her out
My gf is busy lads
>>75218048
>tattoos
Mental how hot it gets down in those equatorial places
really don't think it's any surprise that extremely hot places are also shitholes - you can't fucking do anything in the heat
need a gf who isn't disgusted by my face
>>75218129
>kabul
>12
wut
Selling the gf on the slave market
These Cornettos were a sound investment.
>>75217644
I'd hate to be white 2bh
>>75218048
rorkes are intelligent enough to pull this off
>>75218161
i think kabul is quite high up innit
>>75218129
look at the Himalayas just telling that heat to GET FUCKED
alpha mountain range
>>75218163
lol wtf that thumbnail
looks like some mutant donkey dolphin person
we met when we were at school
>>75218129
Pipe down, you ridiculous virtue-signalling, PC-crazed, attention-seeking, hate-stirring, deluded clown
>>75218177
'llo 'ger
just downloaded more ram lads
>>75218129
i know my temper gets quite bad in heat
but it doesn't explain why north africans maintain that temper when they move to france
Slags
>>75218190
I thought this too heh heh heh
>>75218219
I don't follow but thanks for the (You)
Bondage is so sexy
Fuck off out of my flat, bee. I'm having a Cornetto and you're spoiling it.
>>75218234
fat
>>75218224
think gingers count as white tbf
>>75217813
don't want to slaughter them just don't want them here. simple as
>>75218256
*stays*
It's about backing dancers. It's so crazy! OK, so there are three backing dancers that went on tour with her tour, right? And they asked me before they went on tour if they could go, and I was like, ‘Yeah, of course. I'm not on a record cycle, and get the work, and she's great and all that. But I will be on a record cycle in about a year, so be sure to put a 30-day contingency in your contract so you can get out if you want to join me when I say I'm going back on.' So that year came up, right? And I texted all of them—because I'm very close with them—and I said, ‘Look, just FYI: I'm about to start, I want to put the word out there.' And they said, ‘All right, we're going to talk to management about it.' And they did. And they got fired.
And I tried to talk to her about it, and she wouldn't speak to me. It was a full shutdown and then she writes a song about me!!
>>75218272
mckayla maroney was definitely sexually abused as a child
>>75218129
Press F for Norway
UV index is fascinating too
you can literally see the sun burning its way around the globe
#beeswelcome
>>75218256
put cornettos on your tits and take a photo
>>75218256
Bee's are alri la, just help him on his way outside so he can sex more flowers and make delicious honey.
Why are bees fucking OBSESSED with net curtains?
is smoking cigarettes quickly worse for you?
>>75218305
she's breathing in lmao
>>75218327
they sew little flower patterns on 'em mate, it's practically entrapment
>>75218344
absolutely howling
no matter how many moths i kill each day there's still more in my room the next day
how quickly do they breed
>>75218322
rufubees haha
>>75218326
Not touching him. Been pointing at the open window but he's not getting the message. Don't like the way he's looking at my Cornetto.
>>75218361
face is wrote off
>>75218377
Haha nice one deano
>>75218381
creasing
heard concerts in britain are a blast haha
Too many indians at my Uni.
>>75218361
>that face
>"trap music"
>"farms"
>DUDE WEED LMAO
>"safe"
Gordon fucking Bennett, what a ghetto slag
>>75218399
Hence slags
>>75218361
is this a northerner?
>>75218371
Embarrassing, bet a woman or a bender wrote this
>>75218421
went to one the other night, it was booming
>>75218371
>come on its totally cool that there have to be soldiers on the street
>le blitz spirit XD
>>75218256
*bzz*
*stings you*
>>75218371
>Packney
ozone levels
beautiful
>>75218327
>>75218350
Actually it's that sunlight shines through them, same reason they bounce off windows, they're actually trying to get back out to all the pollen. You should help it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfhQRqx0n8o&feature=youtu.be
>>75218305
lol the classic ig pose
keep in mind this is the slimmest she will ever get
her body holds absolulety 0% air atm
as soon as she releases shes gonna have a belly the size of her ass
>>75218448
>there have to be soldiers on the street
I thought the plan was to love the terrorists to death
>>75218435
lit af
>>75218455
these maps mean nothing without a legend
>>75218435
What's trap music?
>>75218455
what do the numbers mean
>>75218450
Don't even joke about that.
reckon this critical threat level is bogus
if it just happened like a day ago it's probably less likely it'll happen again
it should drop down in severity after each event and build up slowly as recede into the past
>>75218455
is ozone good or bad?
>>75218501
music made by traps
>>75218507
>if it just happened like a day ago it's probably less likely it'll happen again
Check out this top security expert over here
>>75218495
*walks in the room*
did someone request a legend? ahaa
*tries to down what's left of my strongbow can but the fizz burns my neck and I splutter with tears in my eyes*
What's a garm?
>>75218495
good job I'm here then waheyyy
>>75218523
its good, we'd boil without it
>>75218371
fuck how i hate this world
these cuntflaps think they're in a capeshit film
*hand accidentally strokes yours as we're walking side by side*
>>75218553
uhhh step the fuck back sunshine??
>>75218495
gonna roll a cheeky zoot
*at GCHQ*
OI LADS... LADS! Lads take us of critical alert, >>75218507 has given us the all clear... yeah he says there won't be another for a while
>>75218543
Short for garment
>>75218495
there's numbers on the map and it's pretty obvious that red means high and blue means low you spacker
>>75218543
garment, article of clothing
>>75218537 >>75218587
take a basic stats lass, mongs
>>75218583
WOW DUDE UR SUCH A BADASS DRUG FIEND HAHA CHOOSE LIFE YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN xD
Is there a level above critical?
>>75218591
Why does red mean high and blue low? Who started this convention?
***IMPORTANT***
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>>75218580
LITTLE
E
G
E
N
D
When is Tim going to put a new song into his rotation?
>>75218507
they said they reckon now ones happened and the police are researching this one particular bloke and his connections that the rest of his terrorist cell will try and do something before they get arrested
fucking twat little bee GET OUT
>>75218621
yeah
>>75218621
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
>>75218591
red and blue(/green) also often mean bad and good
Anyone else think this bloke looks a bit like Tom Hardy?
>>75218537
gamblers fallacy
>>75218624
because heat is red and cold is blue you dumbass
>>75218632
Turbororke.
>We do not have classes here as in England, and therefore the terms do not mean the same; so I must define what I mean when I use the expression "middle class'.
>Let me first define it by exclusion. I exclude at one end of the scale the rich and powerful: those who control great funds and enterprises, and are as a rule able to protect themselves - though it must be said that in a political sense they have as a rule shown neither comprehension nor competence. But I exclude them because in most material difficulties, the rich can look after themselves.
>>75218665
he's a big guy
>>75218660
don't fucking care, stop being a spacker before I come down there and slap your head off
>>75218361
I'm on the fence
>>75218639
yeah sorry i was thinking of lightning
>>75218632
don't know
>>75218624
the first person to notice the colour of water and the colour of fire probably
YES
THE CUNT'S OUT
>>75218665
be very careful now...
>>75218632
bangladesh is east pakistan, it counts as paki
want to have sex lads
dont think ill get the opportunity though
Why aren't you watching anime RIGHT NOW?
wish i had the jaw to pull off a beret
sudden smell of fish
>>75218673
>>75218696
ah, yes, yes, makes sense now
cheers
>>75218708
I've got to take a break sometime.
>>75218637
his piano books are in the shed so probably never
>>75218665
heheh para benders
>>75218721
iktf
want to have sex lads
dont think ill get the opportunity though
>>75218721
have you tried using your hand instead? that's what opposable thumbs are for, mate
i'm going to fucking snap
>>75218773
kek
think a girl likes me. but only 50% sure.
should i ask her out? all i have to lose is my dignity. is it worth the risk lads?
been expecting a package to be delivered, and got a knock on my door and its a man coming to check the boiler. Left him alone in my kitchen, I hope he dont steal any food
>>75218773
>>75218788
there's a 50% chance she'll say yes or no
just told this stupid sweaty unemployed cunt that I've come to look at his boiler and he believed me hahahah
going through his kitchen drawers right now
LET THE PEOPLE SING
>>75218788
sounds like you have nothing to lose
broke into this lad's house a while ago and he just came downstairs to let someone in
only just managed to hide in one of the kitchen cupboards
>>75218455
australia getting absolute SOLAR'd
so has it been confirmed manchester is a false flag yet. Happaned the minute tories started dropping in the polls...
have we identified the crisis actors?
>>75218708
i don't watch anime
but i like cuteposting
just call a call some chav broke into me mates house and is going through his drawers
>>75218617
>gambler's fallacy
haha epic troll xD
just call a call
White people are literally the first order/empire and ISIS are jedis
>>75218820
...finish with a selfie over Duke's Place in Marlow...
>so has it been confirmed manchester is a false flag yet. Happaned the minute tories started dropping in the polls...
>have we identified the crisis actors?
>>75218885
I'm one of the crisis actors, found out about it from my agent - £150 cash in hand for half an hours work isn't bad`
business idea: open a telecommunications shop called call a call
>>75218912
took you that long did it
having a venison steak for lunch
>>75218885
yeah got paid under the table, im from the same crisis actor firm that soros uses. It's not steady work but it's what i love
fucking nonces the lot of you
*juts out jaw*
>>75218972
*hangs beret on said jaw*
on the train
>>75218969
bet that was deer
>>75218972
heh... thanks for making the target bigger...
Couldn't imagine visiting the US. Too much trouble having to work out how much to tip everyone.
>>75218998
is that a fat man with dawn's
>>75218970
Is this Jim? you going to the event in Liverpool on Sunday? really don't know if I can be arsed but my agent reckons he can get my in with the fatalities, get my face out there on the news and that
>>75218998
me conducting the train
>>75218917
Child sex slaves and mass murder sounds a bit like the dark side to me mate.
>>75219021
It's spelt downs.
would like to make it clear that all posts I've ever made on this website were purely for comedic effect and from a satirical point of view
literally just shat myself
>>75219014
Visiting Australia is much easier. The only person I have to worry about giving the tip to is ur mum
JFs getting BTFO
>>75216049
>>75216049
>>75216049
got some good gimmicks saved up for next thread
is beef tartare nice?
>>75219014
went to america with the lads last year and some blubber whale diabetes cunt started shouting at me for crossing the road
apparently you can only cross the road at the traffic lights or you'll get fined
absolutely howling
>>75219040
yeah props dept just sent me the leg bandages in the post
>>75219048
you mean younglings and blowing up the death star?
>>75219050
d'a'w'n's
>>75219072
germans absolutely SEETHING
>one chance at life
>born a healthy blue eyed white male in Europe
first message
second message
>>75219153
would have been better if you were born either continental europe, north america or oceania
>>75219153
>>75219180
FOJF
>>75219153
must be nice
swish swish
>>75219153
easy to be gay
>>75219004
>>75219208
it's maths
creasing
bless /fa/'s cotton socks
>>>/fa/12489047
>>75219180
>continental Europe
Limp wristed queers and brown people >north america
Vapid consumerist shithole
>oceania
Decent
>>75219223
Benders are disgusting
>>75219237
>gif
fuck off
>>75219014
15% of your bill is always acceptable im pretty sure
>>75219237
>gif
fuck off
>reddit gif
double fuck off
creasing at the lad below me
what a runt post
wish I could just eat rustlers for every meal all my life without getting fat or getting a disease
>>75219248
howling
>>75219211
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CzcOcBb_ms
>>75219211
haunting... beautiful...
>>75219272
>>75219265
Didn't even convert properly. This is what I was trying to get.
>>75219258
literally all 3 of those places have better standard of living than us m8 . you can't fight it
>>75219153
>one chance at life
>born a healthy blue eyed white male in Australia
>5'8
>>75219283
>>75219285
poetry
me driving the tractor
>>75219315
>gif
fuck off
>>75219317
Not for me ta x
>>75219325
Alri /fit/
>>75219283
how did you predict this >>75219285
>>75219328
me in the green hat
>>75219315
Is reddit really this cringey and un-self aware?
islam:
>donates millions of lovely workers and friends to the UK every year
>kills ~30 people in a handful of unfortunate isolated events
not saying we should put up with terrorism, but the numbers do put the problem into perspective
>one chance at life
>born a healthy blue eyed white male in Australia
>[spoiler]small dick[/spoiler]
>>75219153
>white skin
>6'2
>blonde hair
>...
>dark brown eyes
WATCH OUT HE'S GONNA BLOW
>islam:
>>donates millions of lovely workers and friends to the UK every year
>>kills ~30 people in a handful of unfortunate isolated events
>not saying we should put up with terrorism, but the numbers do put the problem into perspective
>>75219358
yes
>islam:
>>donates millions of lovely workers and friends to the UK every year
>>kills ~30 people in a handful of unfortunate isolated events
>not saying we should put up with terrorism, but the numbers do put the problem into perspective
>>75219382
>blonde
Show us your tits love
>>75219153
Paid absolutely to attention to eye colour or height now I'm self conscious as fuck
>>75219211
>>75219294
why isn't this its own video yet
lads
what should I put on my burgers tonight
New thread
>>75219461
>>75219461
>>75219461
>>75219440
No one cares about height unless you're under 5'7 or over 6'2. Girls do care about your eyes but it's mostly personal preference
>>75219454
bacon
>>75219454
foy