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>>75050765
FOY

babestation

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daily reminder you snaggletooth mongs unironically eat bread on bread

Putting on the reading glasses to peruse a bit of ol' chon

>>75050778
You're second best ally now

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*plays the bass*

Remind to vote for Labour to secure a future for /brit/

A vote for tory is a vote to kill the Internet
A vote for anyone else other than Labour is a vote for tory

>>75050786
*toast on bread

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>Volunteers: Janitors are uncompensated volunteers who should be genuinely interested in the betterment of their board, and the site as a whole.

reminder that yanks are based

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>we have to choose between a nanny state authoritarian or a retarded commie, this is terrible
>vote for a different party than those two? lol that's stupid

i have a phobia of tiled walls

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>>75050802
i am voting for are jezza

>>75050809
>>75050815
based aussies

>>75050826
Thanks lad
Wanna get high and play Mario Kart?

>>75050826
so shut the fuck up

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>>75050826

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>snaggletooth mongs

>>75050774
VERY serious business >:|

>>75050826
>yanks
>based
Pick one and only one

>>75050861
What's your point the UK is clearly at the top

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>uncompensated volunteers who should be genuinely interested in the betterment of their board, and the site as a whole

>>75050831
this, can you thick student cunts shut the fuck up about the election if you're just going to piss and moan whenever someone says third party? you have no one but yourselves to blame

>>75050802
How are Labour going to secure /brit/ if they don't win which they won't?

>>75050836
daisy ridley looks like she's a real bitch irl

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>reminder that yanks are based

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>reddit is blue pil-

>>75050906
based reddit

>>75050861
i made that post like 5 minutes ago, an eternity in /brit/ time

>>75050886
if you vote them, they will win x

stop pushing the false dichotomy of red and blue pills

>>75050826
FOY

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Tonight Matthew I can be...
Who do you be /brit/?

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>>75050861
thank you for proving my point

>>75050906
I dont get the hate towards reddit. I go to T_D sometimes for the comfiness.

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>>75050921

>>75050870
>god-fearing protestants
>pioneering
>honest
>hard-working
>enterprising
>freedom-loving
>rational
>STILL uses fucking imperial in 2017
>not based

>>75050906
>>75050915
samefag 4chan pass user

>>75050939
>I can be
it's i'm going to be you muppet

>>75050945
Awful

First they came for the terrorists, but I did not care because I was not a terrorist.
Then they widened the definition of terrorist, and then I was a terrorist.

>>75050945
come join me on reddit

>>75050963
Sorry, song came on with the lyrics 'Tonight Matthew I can be someone' and it muddled my brain

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daily reminder that yanks are based

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>>75050959
you've got egg on your face, you big disgrace

>>75050958
We're a Catholic country now

>>75050968
fuck off terro

>>75050989
you're dead to me now

>>75050958
>cuckestan
>Using impractical imperial and not metric
>yanks ever being hard working and rational
Kek

>>75050989
Catholics are like 20-25% of the US, Protestants are like 50%. It's just Catholics are the single largest denomination.

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>>75051004

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>>75050986
I know right fellow 'pedes #MAGA

SHADILAY

edit: PRAISE KEK HIS NAME WAS SETH RICH

>>75050874
>>75050940
pointing out the irony that yanks have worse teeth than us
glad you understand now

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>>75050986
>hunting scope on an AR

wish I could've been a Cheka officer in the civil war
imagine just going around slaughtering toffs. beautiful

>>75050986
Yep because school shootings is a national pastime in the USA.

>>75051027
>trannypede
pede means fag in french

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>>75050988
easy to fake

>>75051021
Nope

>>75051034
Carbine no less

>>75051020
>m*tric is practical
my fucking sides

>>75051056
Yup

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>yanks

might learn french because i'm 1/4 french

thoughts?

>>75051022
fuck off dumb polackfag

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>>75051020
>coming into /brit/ and complaining about imperial
STATE of this kike

>>75051070
Bernie baby was my favourite because he died

>>75051070
Never fails to make me giggle

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lads we need to formulate a final solution to the goose question (GQ)

LITERALLY worse than pakis

>>75051056
he's right tho

>>75051096
#notawig

>>75051064
>metric
1 km = 1000 meters = 100000 cm
>imperial
1 mile = 5280 feet = 63360 inches
Wow you must be retarded if you think imperial is better than metrics.

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>metric
barkeep, fetch me 568ml of ale please'th'stwth

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>metric

>>75051118
you don't convert units in imperial dumbdumb

>>75051118
Imperial IS better than metric for most every day stuff. It's why imperial came about. Metric is better for science, for very obvious reasons. Most people don't give a shit about that and would rather smack a moor rape baby with a two-by-four than a 38mmx89mm

tims going mental hes streaming him walking in the street

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woTjrHp00K0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woTjrHp00K0

When I was a little itty baby my momma rocked me in the cradle,
in them old cotton fields back home

>>75051127
Scots are the true whites

do people take physical photographs anymore?

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>would rather smack a moor rape baby with a two-by-four than a 38mmx89mm

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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/health/children/11723308/First-cousin-marriages-in-Pakistani-communities-leading-to-appalling-disabilities-among-children.html

>First-cousin marriages, which are are legal in the UK, are practised within Britain’s Pakistani community, as well as among some Arab and African families. Medical data previously suggested that while British Pakistanis were responsible for 3 per cent of all births, they accounted for 30 per cent of British children born with a genetic illness.

Absolute state of British 'Sheeds right now

>>75051173
never conquered :)

>>75051179
hipsters with polaroids do hahaha i remember some girl got shitty at me because she went to take my photo with one and i made a stupid face

people literally take photos with polaroids then take photos of the photo and upload them hahahahaha

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>>75051216
> British 'Sheeds

>>75051152
>imperial for everyday stuff
I am sorry you abo inbreds are too dumb to handle superior metrics. Keep sticking with that meme outdated watered down measurement system.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-8i9zN5_xQ
review brah in the comments lads bringing order

>>75051216
friend of my dads is married to his cousin and they have some kids together
(he's also white)

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>>75051274
>Brits, Canadians, Aussies, Americans, Kiwis all use imperial for day to day items like milk/sugar/lumber/speed limits etc
>moor rape baby coming in trying to blame it on abos

Why do Labour leaders always make the mistake of trying to appeal to 'da yoof'?

First Miliband with Russell Brand and now Corbyn with JME

It always backfires. When will they realise that idiot student twats never bother actually voting?

On a similar note, why does Theresa May think it's a good idea to go after pensioners right now, considering that they are actually the people who turn out to vote?

only dumb rorkes defend imperial

>>75051327
>why do labour leaders always...
>brings up only two cases

hmmmmm

nah, fuck off mate

race is an optical illusion

>>75051320
We only use Imperial for pints desu

>>75051296
does he live in Tasmania or New South Wales by any chance

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"FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME"
"FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME"
"FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME"
"FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME"
"FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME"
"FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME"

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poster below me receives my golden shower

enjoy xx

aight lads, who's up @3:30?

>>75051360
no
he's english
(occasionally he goes to thailand)

>>75051374
But it's 1926

>>75051295
He's a good lad at heart but I worry he'll just bring more unwanted attention to Tim

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>>75051376
>(occasionally he goes to thailand)

>>75051364
alri marcus keep up the good work sunshine

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>>75051350
Ok then, how about this image? Didn't do him any favours either

And Tony Blair was roundly mocked for trying to be mates with the Gallaghers during his 'cool Britannia phase'

>>75051387
i dunno what you idiots are waiting for this nutcase to kill his neighbours or god knows who

>>75051398
Do ppl from Blackburn call each other sunshine?

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Mum made butter tarts xx
Eating it off paper because the old biddy forgot to buy serviettes

>>75051329
>rorkes
shit forced meme

>>75051360
>yanks making regional jokes despite having no real basis to do so other than knowing they exist

can guarantee you're the northerner/southerner poster too

>>75051414
Harold Wilson was a man of the people and a national treasure.
DO NOT disrespect him

Drinking coffee at 8:30 PM

>>75051358
I thought you were New England so figured you were even worse than us.

>>75051384
Time zones dude

>>75051320
>only anglos and abo degenerates from a prison colony uses imperial
>rest of the relevant world uses metric
Yep that is the reality.

>>75051453
Madman

>>75051430
>expecting autismo yank to not be retarded

>>75051437
>national treasure

Maybe among lefties
Now Attlee, you might have had a case, but Wilson no

>>75051464
All Portuguese should be killed

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>>75051474
*smokes the pipe*

>>75051462
Oh yea
So what are you up to then?

>>75051464
>debt ridden moor colony complaining about the 2 largest empires in the world being different to them
hmm

>>75051430
everyone knows those are the inbred parts of Australia

I think my /mena/ needs more cool members like you (m9^ω') instead of those iraqis

Let's have a celebrashaan
the party is at my /mena/
>>75039626
>>75039626
>>75039626

... everyone is invited.. ill be belly dancing ... the food is ready and the dj is here.. all you have to bring is yourself ( ･ὢ･ )...

>>75050750
Louis Theroux is one of best britbongs.

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Cavaliers haven't destroyed Celtics this badly since 1641. lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E577jhf25t4&index=1&list=PLd9_g7lAICxtlGbxh4_z8ik178o8CDPnv

doing a watch

>>75051464
tbqh m8 metricfags don't understand imperial whereas we understand both systems and know why metric blows

>>75051499
My ancestors

>>75051501
he's half yank and also an American citizen

>>75051497
yeahh nah, they're regional jokes made within australia. it makes no sense for you to make them whatsoever, particularly given there's no mention of them living in australia.

pure autism

>>75051464
also pretty funny that you say "relevant world" because europe is an irrelevant arse cushion t b h

>>75051499
i fear that you don't know what you have let yourself in for habibi

>>75051527
When did he get a US citizenship?

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>>75051430
>can guarantee you're the northerner/southerner poster too
no that wasn't me

>>75051464
metric is best for precise measurement. imperial is better for day to day conversation where you don't need to have the exact measurement down to the millimetre.

>>75051476
Dont you have some sheeps to shag?
>>75051494
>largest empire
>being proud of his cuck stamp on his ugly flag
Kek we are in the 21st century lad, not the 19th century.

>>75051545
Dunno

>Theroux was born in Singapore, the son of American travel writer and novelist Paul Theroux and his English then-wife, Anne Castle.[3][4] His paternal grandmother, Anne, was Italian American, and his paternal grandfather, Albert, was French-Canadian.[5][6] He holds dual British and American citizenship.[2]

>>75051578
Good banter wahey!
Jog on.

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Be nice to the Welsh.

I ain't sayin' nuthin'

Tell him to go suck a lemon!

>>75051466
Call the cops, I dont't give a fuck!

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>>75051623
I love Wales.

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thoughts on the new ride lads?

my janny manifesto (janifesto):

threads
>all new threads posted before 310 posts deleted
>preferential treatment given to british threads over jf ones in the event of threadsplitting
>delete all "we're in here lads" spam

maintaining order
>ban request poleaboo first chance i get; subsequently, get him banned on sight for evasion
>delete all yank politics posts, no ifs or buts
>zero tolerance for avatar mongs
>zero tolerance for nonces
>blind eye to nudity unless im at work

bigger picture
>campaign to have wordfilters removed
>launch inquiry into alleged leftypol invasion
>dox lisicki

>>75051644
It's all true

>>75051660
you have my axe

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>>75051644
another view of the ol 'hicle

i got a car

i got a big black shiny car

maybe tonight we can go for a ride

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>>75051660
>janifesto

love it

>>75051670
I don't see the problem

>>75051644
>>75051660
based

PENG WINS

>>75051703
not based

need to poo but can't be arsed getting up

>>75051660
Could you clarify what you consider a nonce? What are commonly termed pedophiles are more often, in fact, ephebophiles, which [cane comically yanks me off the stage]

business idea: penguin races >>75051703

if it's clear and yella, you've got juice there, fella.
if it's tangy and brown, you're in cider town.

>>75051729
mint post

>>75051669
Shut up nerd

>>75051644
the kulaks of america

>>75051722
same

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>>75051660
agree with all this
except the leftypol invasion

>>75051742
about to wrap this bottle round your fucking face love

anyone remember the cuckio meme

>>75051660
good post

>>75051736
cider can be clear and yellow, in fact it usually is in my experience

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>>75051792
Well there are two main exceptions and it does get tricky here

We need white genocide now

don't care

kopparberg mixed fruits

>>75051660
GOOD lad

Imagine walking around London and everyone was white white, absolutely mental.

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>>75051827
[gestures Judaicly]

>>75051827
good post
brown gfs for all

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>>75051827

who are some of the /brit/ regulars you recognise?
>phimosis aussie
>midlands bong

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>>75051888

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>>75051903

>>75051898
annoying yank mong trying to fit in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_e848Bat0VE

what the FUCK britain? stop this

THE LEADING HORSE IS WHITE

THE SECOND HORSE IS RED

THE THIRD ONE IS A BLACK

THE LAST ONE IS A GREEN

>>75051923
:3 that's me!!

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Where would be the cheapest place near London Gatwick (30 min drive) to live?
What about cheapest between London itself and London Gatwick?

Thinking of buying a piece of shit residence there just so my travels are easier

Thoughts on Croydon?

>>75051942
>infowars

ah yes, very trustworthy

infowars is less biased and more truthful than the bbc

>>75051968
I hear it's nice this time of year

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What stage is /brit/ at

>>75051916
she needs a black bf

>>75052010
Auntie Beeb has never had to apologise to yoghurt

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>infowars is less biased and more truthful than the bbc

>>75051942
Rorke

Found the hardest lad in Croydon

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.3896641,-0.0899177,3a,51.4y,35.35h,75.9t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sARR2MLbmUwIM-7sKuKLp3A!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

>>75052022
cuck faggot

>>75051950
>buying property in london

fuck off you literal billionaire

>>75052021
step 4 ;)

>>75052047
>Tim selling teddies to the local kiddies

WOAH BLACK BETTY

post good subreddits
https://www.reddit.com/r/SargonofAkkad/

>>75051942
Fucking ell

Not sure I'll buy a doner kebab again

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>>75052078
Tremendous post

>>75052080
*bam ba lam*

Getting my daily dosage of Mr. Molyneux and our mate, Sargon.

cold out

>tim only gave flat spracken house 3 stars

>>75052080
bit racist

>>75052047
https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.3896641,-0.0899177,3a,51.4y,204.97h,76.48t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sARR2MLbmUwIM-7sKuKLp3A!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

kek

>>75052047
#blacked

>>75052109
based

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>Getting my daily dosage of Mr. Molyneux and our mate, Sargon.

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>>75052109
ah yes

>>75052073
Found a good site actually. rightmove.co.uk

*feeds your daughter to you*

>>75052165
how rich are you?

>>75052154
Neurons are on FIRE

>>75052154
don't understand what he's trying to say

>>75052194
He's a proud cuckold.

Getting my hourly douse of Atlas Shrugged, lads.

>>75052154
why do people take this fucking loon seriously
he makes lron hubbard look grounded
have you seen that website where he talks about fucking other men's wives?

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the gf

Getting my bi-daily shot of insulin, mates.

>>75052198
still don't get it

who is john galt?

>>75052177
Poor as fuck my friend

I did have money but I lost it on failed business ventures like a nonce

>>75052154
hate this cunt

wonder what sargon thinks of theresa may's new regulated internet

feels a bit comfy that there's a style of barbecue unique not only to my state, but to a specific region in my state. makes eating it feel special, idk why

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>>75051669
>>75051675
>>75051698
>>75051764
>>75051791
>>75051854
sorry lads, just got halfway through the application and realised i couldnt actually be arsed

>>75052235
How did you make that money and what was this venture? You must still be a billionaire if you can buy "private" property in London.

>>75052224
he's a hasidic shill who pushes the destruction of families via cuckolding and children cutting off all contact with their parents and siblings

Moving to Croydon lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMRx7nn_2FM

A bit worried about being a white minority.

>>75052232
If you oppose monopolies in the marketplace, you shouldn't enforce a monopoly on your girlfriend or wife. Good libertarians should embrace sexual competition.

>>75052247
north carolina?

redpill me on stevie ray vaughan

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Hmmm yes

Yanks

Going to leave another troll post on Molyneux's video and then savagely beat my girlfriend.

sargon is centre left

>>75052292
>ascribing modern left-right terms to an ancient monarch

fucking RETARD

>>75052281
Used strange pickups and very thick strings.
Possible heroin guy; died in a plane crash, but I forget if it was like JFK, Jr. deal.
Overrated but also has some great solos.

>>75052251
show some backbone and apply

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>>75052275
can't get enough of the vinegar, put it on everything

>>75052251
I liked it

>>75052292
Lol no he isn't. Democrats are centre-left.

where in nc you from?

moore county here

>>75052292
*sargon voice*: no

>>75052327
i know who you are

>>75052327
I'm from Sheboygan, you in 10090?

>>75052324
yes he is he says himself that he is

>>75052300
Henry the 8th was the Nigel Farage of his day
>didn't like europe
>told the catholic church (the eu of it's day) to fuck off
>dissolved the monasteries
>created his own religion of the church of england because it has england in the title
>shagged loads of birds
>loved pints

simple as.

Crazy how Sargon actually makes money by complaining about tumblr teens on YouTube

I admire the hustle of E celebs 2bh

Just finished watching King Arthur lads

>>75052340
i'm not liam

>>75052372
your name is alex

>>75052384
no it's not

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>>75052366
Simple as.

>>75052366
most british post I've ever seen

Brittney White lads

I want a baby.

I'm in my early 30's and I've been hooking up with random Tinder chicks and giving them creampies. I don't even care if I get the Hi-five. I just want some offspring.

I'm above average attractiveness so chicks make an "exception" about using condoms. Usually it just result in an angry woman and a Plan B pill.

Where are all these white trash hoes who don't believe in birth control?

some britlad on /pol/ is bragging about how ramped carriers won the falklands war

...it was against a third-world shithole. Of course you would win

>>75052456
The 1950s

I'm Henry the eight I am
Henry the eighth I am I am
I got married to the widow next door
She's been married seven times before
And every one was an Henry (Henry)
She wouldn't have a Willy or a Sam (no Sam!)
I'm her eigth ol' man I'm Henry
Henry the eighth I am!

>>75052463
fascinating

>>75052431
GREASY
FAT
YANK
TWAT

>>75052476
Divorced
beheaded
died
divorced
beheaded
survived

>>75052467
Birth control pill didn't exist in 1950

any kekistanis here?

>>75052497
But sexism did.

>>75052463
The entire ramped carrier argument is idiotic. There is literally nothing wrong with ramps and the only argument is akin to the 6ft/5ft11 gimmick.

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Dumb American here. Can one of you brits educate me on why you desire to have your internet separated from the rest of the planets internet and instead only be allowed to use government-made and government-owned websites?
Scots and Irish, why are you okay with this?

>>75052513
5'11 detected

>>75052501
Sexism is a spook

>>75052527
Because Mummy May just wants to keep us safe.

hate it whenever i see gays and blacks and muslims in tv shows because you know it's tokenism

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>>75052527
Only Tories do
This is Lib Dem turf

>give y*nks vertical standing liftoff technology
>they keep building fucking planes that need mummy to give them a push first

>>75052534
I'm a 5'7" femboy and that's not an argument against ramps

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*to the choon of the old batman programme*

-b-b-b-b-bb--b-b-b-b--bb-BREMAIN BREMAIN BREMAIN!

reckon if i were king, i'd appoint my counsel based upon their ability to pull a pint and handle said pint

why do black people never swim? it is known that there is a hard limit on melanin production, and surface melanin may be washed off; thus, blacks rarely swim to preserve their status among their community.

>femboy

do not wish to learn the meaning of this

Cant stop brapping

>>75052587
More bone density, they'd sink like a stone.

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Well /brit/, do you beat her or fuck her?

young sarah hyland is sexy beyond words

I am a frequent traveller for business.

How long do I have to be in the UK each year to claim UK residency?

>>75052604
images should be reversed

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tee hee hee

>>75052587
no need for anyone to swim

>>75052581
dirty stinky paki WHORE wasted her money

>>75052587
they do

it's just that american schools don't have free swimming lessons

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>>75052619
Don't bully Mummy Miller.

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Why do so many Brits have a latent desire to be dominated by an Iron Lady type leader? Is it the result of a distant relationship with their mothers, which they eroticize and attempt to reify in the world of politics?

>>75052598
they have lower bone density

>>75052624
shut it paki

https://pollmill.com/f/what-is-the-size-of-yurie-fujino-s-nipple-w6eb6xj/answers/new.html

>>75052625
>Is it the result of a distant relationship with their mothers
people love their mummies here too much if anything
low quality post

>>75052625
they're smelly serfs who don't know what they want nor what's best for them

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rate the truck, lads

>>75052625
No it's because we've been ruled by a woman many times so nobody gives a fuck about voting for a female (unlike in America where it's either fuck women or vote for muh vagina on either side). This just means horny people are free to fetishise it with less scrutiny and more reality.

>>75052643
Yeah most of /brit/ is absent father not absent mother.

donald nigger is not my president

>>75052527
>>75052544
>>75052553
Right but why?
Tories are all over the place.
You won't be able to connect to 4chan afterwards, let alone make these threads.

theresa may is a haggard old childless cunt

>>75052650
GOOD 'truck'

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>>75052672
Pence will be our president soon

>>75052682
Like literally every leader in Europe. Pretty sure every western european leader is childless.

Theresa May is NOT my president.

#shewillnotdivideus

>>75052690
not sure how this image proves anything about if he is going to be impeached or not

>>75052691
Her Majesty has children

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>>75052690
Yeah he'll be way better for liberals.

>>75052691
Ireland

>Much of the perceived 'depth' of games pre-2005 is simply due to a lack of smoothness caused by poor programming ability and User Interface
-/v/ post
Agree with this 100%

donald NIGGER is not my FUCKING president

>>75052710
Sorry I meant elected leader. Just a look at what the people of Europe seem to look up to. Old withered scum who have no personal stake in the future generations and who inevitably make bad decisions for short term personal gain (see: migrants)

clitoris