cool people only edition
We stand at the gates of Berlin
With two and a half million men
With six thousand tanks in our ranks
Use them as battering rams
Artillery leading our way
A million grenades has been launched
The nazis must pay for their crimes
The wings of the eagle have been broken
shut up i avatarpost as much as i want
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFAhNv3iNuQ
>>75025294
>cool people
Oh well , good night everyone.
>>75025361
Heh. Well, good night then.
>>75025361
goodnight
Ad victoriam
Ex machina
Non sibi sed
Patriae
>>75025361
good bye
(yes, satania posters are not cool)
finally
>>75025564
I like boobs.
>>75025361
Night mate.
My pants are too tight, make me feel self conscious.
I'm doing a sloppy poo, I think I might have some degree of lactose intolerance.
>>75025808
yes, me too
>>75025896
alcohol also always fucks with my poo
>>75025929
Only the next day I find.
Nothing beats doing a good grog bog.
>>75025808
>>75025923
what a coincidence me too
>>75025333
>discord
I can't wait for the day we start putting normalags like you into gas chambers.
>>75025923
Then post some.
>>75026017
He is far from normalfag status.
>>75026017
how triggered are you? rate
Thread theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JL6vKB5qMU
>>75026071
>someone tells me i'm annoying
>surely he is triggered h-hehe
ah yes, discord logic
>>75026056
But I'm playing games right now...
>>75025960
Agreed. Need to eat lots of fiber though, and food containing lots of fiber usually sucks.
>>75026058
how do you know this?
>>75026106
that's racist
>>75026123
no you are not
you are posting right now
what are you playing?
>>75026168
ahmmm no
>>75026203
yes it is
>>75026177
I do, I'm phoneposting
dishonored, my friend told me to play it
>>75026123
Latter then
>>75026209
why tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zm0Vtm6rAFY
>>75026141
I downloaded discord for a day and chatted to him about some stuff. Can't go into it. Doctor patient confidentiality. (He's fucked)
>>75026135
Nah, just water. Lots and lots of water.
Bought some kava root powder. Will probably mix that with water and drink tomorrow morning. See if it helps hangovers.
>>75026216
Then why are you not engulfed entirely into the game
>>75025294
>lithuania
>that money
Gay porn
Been sitting on this toilet a d posting for 10 mins. Gonna have to go dance and party now.
>>75026287
I'm just producing it and you are one of the gay actors
pretty good money really
>>75026232
just deal with it and don't ask
>>75026372
you are racist for assuming that i'm racist
>>75026218
okay...
>>75026266
thinking about my playing style
I want to complete it without killing anyone, but they irritate me
>>75026404
cow tits`
>>75026423
do not bully Hotaru
>>75026404
I suck at stealth games...
>>75026442
that cow needs to get milked
>>75026461
>I suck
you also suck other stuff...
if you know what I mean
>>75026461
me too
>>75026474
No
>>75026514
here they look smaller and ok
>>75026545
yes, Hotaru is a qt
>>75026511
Yes, tits.
>>75026684
that is not what I meant
>Sony trying to jew me into their Playstation Plus jewry
Annoying
>>75025357
So the tag should be RuntCaper
>>75026978
> >Sony trying to jew me into their Playstation Plus jewry
buy it
>>75027091
I'm not paying 50 shekels only to have multiplayer, which I'll never use anyway
>>75027108
they will be giving you free games every month
>>75027108
what?
you cant play online if you don't have that ps plus stuff?
what the fuck
>>75027188
games i most likely won't even like, otherwise they wouldn't be free
>>75027221
yes
first microsoft did it, now sony as well
fucking jews
>>75027265
hm, yeah
>****** sent you a friend request
my my, how exciting
>>75027375
what is the point of adding friends if you don't even play online
>>75027415
Good question
>>75027291
she needs to grow some tits.
>>75027415
i already told you that this is a part of my greater plan to eventually murder him in his sleep
>>75027375
> my my, how exciting
are you really exited
>>75027483
i feel like a 16 year old girl on her first date
>>75027506
wow
What plans do you guys have for the weekend?
>>75027476
>i already told you that this is a part of my greater plan to eventually murder him in his sleep
I see
>>75026381
not you, the music
I really need to eat something
>>75025294
Can i be cool with you guys?
look i have a cig and a beer :D
>>75024211
hmm
>>75027610
I'm just probably gonna stay in my batcave
like always
>>75027700
aestheticc flag you got there, sir
>>75027706
you should go out, get some sun
enjoy the weather, maybe meet a nice girl
me and your grandma are really worried that you haven't had a girlfriend yet, you know, and we would like to die knowing that you have someone in your life you love and who you can rely on
>>75027758
I don't have a grandpa
you are fake
or are you a ghost?
>>75027758
> me and your grandma are really worried that you haven't had a girlfriend yet
he's gay
>>75027780
>he's gay
NOOO
shut up
>>75027780
don't project your sexuality onto others
>>75027804
thanks lad
>>75027799
>>75027804
but it's true
ask them yourself
they think so too
>>75027716
How is life in Lituania? what is the average wage there? tell me about you country :D
>>75027875
mate you are virgin too
>>75027875
>you'll h-he the first ones to die
what
>>75027881
it's okay
i don't know
>>75027894
and?
>>75027935
goodbye
>>75027969
oh fugg
>>75027969
>and?
well then you must be gay
>>75027985
Why s****** posters are so evil?
>>75028005
No, I'm not
>>75028131
>Why s****** posters are so evil?
We speak up when injustice is done, that isn't bullying
>>75028193
wrong clock
>>75028193
it is
>>75028247
You killed the thread
>>75029367
I killed the bullies
>>75029411
Killing people is bad, even if they are bullies.
>>75029477
Who knows...
That girl that you've posted... She's got bullied to death too...
>>75029596
I know I have seen it.
>>75029719
hot (not)
>>75029798
for a moment I thought that you are a sick person(you really are tho)
>>75029984
I'm not
>>75030027
ok ok you are not just don't kill me!
>>75030058
Why would I do this?
Thread is mine. All mine.
>>75030593
don't be so sure
>>75030593
>being proud of owning an empty thread
>>75030664
It's mine. You're just I out. Don't shit, you won't win
>>75030685
>Being angry I won an entry thread and you don't
shut up faggots
this thread is mine
>>75030815
You must fight Papuanon for it
I want a gf (male) NOW
>>75030911
no.
>>75030863
Ok, first to get dubs below this post owns the thread.
>saw mullatto who spoke fluent lithuanian (no accent at all)
what the fuck
>>75030815
Nah still mine.
Here's the dubs to prove it
One day I'll get dubs when I say so...
>>75031164
check my numbers you inferior being
this thread is mine.
/end
Why was it suddenly so hot outside today. Fucking bugged weather mechanics.
>>75031203
Thanks for keeping it safe while I was away, but I'll be taking it back now.
Weak. Learn from the best.
>>75031235
nooo
this thread is mine
go away
>>75031203
>>75031235
Sorry fellas. Could help myself. Running my sub dub script. Thes discussion is over.
>>75030911
homo
>>75031287
> 87
your scripts are shit
i'm the owner of this thread
Wtf, all these png natives a had husbands. Maybe I'll take hope the single mum. Won't be first time. .
>>75031315
I was lying,I cont run scripts on my phone.
>>75030911
Same desu.
>>75031346
im owner of this thread
>>75031325
Can you write that in english?
Also check'em.
Step aside p(h)easants
>>75031445
step aside then, silly
Me next to my slut and my side slut
Time to go for a walk with the dog.
>>75031444
>444
Ok you are the owner of the tether.
I was sayig that I had taken home native single mums into my bed to slip their vagina over my the penis.
>>75031603
Feels better than non-native?
Dunno why the fuck I used that image.
So let's see since I posted it anyway.
If Russia and Binland go to war, what does /balt/ do?
>>75031603
Did you please her with your moustache?
>>75031678
Feel the same, but worse kinda
>>75031738
It's no t a mustache but muttonchops now.
It's 3 am. Girls I was flirting with started crying and left 5 mins later. Something hastened. I'm gonna do forget poo might call it quits.
>>75031716
As long as Finland is a neutral country, it poses no geopolitical value, aside from securing/threatening Leningrad
Russia has no Reason to attack Binland, rather, if it had to invade someone, it would go through Norway into Denmark, to cut off the Baltic sea. As Germany possess basically no military, no one in the region would be able to challenge them.
Then of course old Cold War plans, like nuking the Rhine to stop a French offensive, would be put into motion. The only threat at this point would be the Royal Navy, which would get blocates in the Baltic Straits belonging to DK and NR though.
>It is a parent's worst nightmare — a teenager lured away from home by an older person who has groomed them over the internet.
http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2017-05-19/snapchat-grooming-lures-16yo-sydney-girl-to-america-for-sex/8542686?pfmredir=sm
Ahh I want to groom teen Baltic boy.
>>75032282
What a gay.
>>75032282
*punches you in the gut*
Take this, pedo.
>>75032015
>like nuking the Rhine to stop a French offensive
I don't know, both the UK and France have nukes. I think both sides would hesitate to be the first to use them, that would be a point of no return.
>>75032324
>>75032317
Implying you don't want this ;)
How can you lure 16 yo old "child"? If she sent him nudes and even came to America to meet up with him - that meant she wanted sex with him
>>75032460
I am not sure whether Russia has a first strike policy, but as soon as one side would start losing the war, they would immediately start using nukes, similar to Israel's Samson Option.
This is all hypothetical of course, and none of this will ever happen - but in case of an armed conflict - this would be the most likely strategy.
>>75032470
No, I only like very heterosexual things.
Who else /autism/ here?
>>75032618
yes
>>75032610
I'll make luv like a heterosexual with you, little boy. But shhhh, don't tell your parents, this will be our little secret.
*winks*
>>75032764
No! I'm saving myself for someone special.
>>75030158
oh I thought you are evil
I rule this thread from the shadows
>>75033504
No, I'm not!
>>75031716
Finland is artificial country that has no right to exist, same with Poland
Just got semi-forced to agree to carrying firewood for some old lady in Trakai on sunday.
>>75033822
how is Poland artificial
>>75033654
Sounds like something an evil crook would say.
>>75033892
No, you're wrong
>>75033654
Ok I trust you(not)
>>75033850
Literally just a land made up from Baltic Prussian,Lithuanian,German,Ukranian,Czechoslovakian, and Belarusian lands.
>>75033988
Why not?
>>75034129
Because you shouldn't trust anybody not even your shadow.
>>75034153
autism
>>75033954
Oh okay.
(hot pic)
>>75034260
say something new that I already don't know you normie
>>75034269
Yes, I knew that you, out of all people, would like this
>>75034307
I'm not a normie, you're a normie
Want to play a game but kind of don't feel like it either. Unfortunate.
>>75034372
W-what do you mean by that?
>>75034372
>I'm not a normie, you're a normie
but just now you said autism, normies don't have that so I'm not a normie you normie
>>75034420
What game do you wanna/not wanna play?
/balt/ is for special kids only
>>75034372
stop kicking my balls and poking my eyes in the other thread
>>75034436
>>75034436
>>75034436
What did he mean by this?
>>75034476
I don't know, I have many games on steam but don't feel like playing any of them. But I have nothing else to do. I guess I'll watch shitty streams or something
>>75034425
I don't have autism, but I'm not a normie either
>>75034420
What game do you want to play?
> W-what do you mean by that?
I saw your post in that one thread made by a Danish dude
>>75034528
*does it all over again*
>>75034658
>I don't have autism, but I'm not a normie either
fuck off normie and stop kicking my balls you faggot
>>75034710
> stop kicking my balls you faggot
What are you going to do?
Why would I listen to some autistic kid and stop having fun?
I won't stop until I crush them
>>75034658
Right now I wish I had an MMO or something to play. Kind of want to do something with other people. But mobas and such are shit for that because no one ever talks, unless it's to shittalk enemy/own team.
>I saw your post in that one thread made by a Danish dude
And why do you think that was me?
>>75034848
You have no balls you sissy wussy
I already stomp that to dust
>>75034898
Well, guess you'll have to play a single player game then...
> And why do you think that was me?
It was you, I'm sure of it
>>75035090
No, you didn't
>>75035121
You have no balls mate your voice is now very girly
>>75035121
Don't really feel like singleplayer games. I guess I'll just watch streams or something. Or maybe download some shitty f2p MMO.
>>75035154
You're making things up
>>75035192
> Don't really feel like singleplayer games. I
Why??
> f2p MMO
Why? Are you a normie? Do you like to talk to strangers online??
>>75035279
>You're making things up
no I'm not now you are a girl
>>75035279
>Why? Are you a normie? Do you like to talk to strangers online??
I am by far the least normie one here. And I like sometimes doing fights together with other people. Really I don't talk much in MMOs. That's why I never have friends in them and play solo.
>>75035192
what kind of games do you play?
>>75035299
no, shut up, you
>>75035416
hm, okay
>>75035425
RPGs mostly. But other stuff too.
>>75032603
>and none of this will ever happen
Sure thing man, keep telling yourself that.
>>75035557
>no, shut up, you
you are a normie girl now
>>75035625
Yes, I'm popular now
>>75035713
are you a slutty girl?
>>75035713
I can't have a normie as my wife. I want a divorce.
>>75035880
ok sign these divorce papers
*hands you the documents*
>>75035811
What?
What the fuck did you just say?
EW, I don't even know why I still spend time with you, anon
I stopped copying from you because you stopped being smart
Get away, creep!
>>75035880
What are you talking about, nerd?
I hope you weren't thinking about me while fapping or something
Gross
/balt/ is shit nowadays
>gay sweaty larping
>>75035959
do something about it
>>75035959
yes
i agree
what do you pals think about fidget spinners and that "emoji" movie ?
>>75035561
what kind of game would you like to play with me?
Th real thread theme song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxuEtL7gxoM
t. metal guy
>>75035943
>I hope you weren't thinking about me while fapping or something
I can't help it.
>>75036066
> fidget spinners
cool things
> that "emoji" movie ?
what is this
>>75036098
how can this theme song be real if you are not the real theme song guy which is me
>>75036122
>cheap toys for cheap profit are good
what?
>>75036120
Well, please stop
>>75036159
they are funny
>>75036152
because i'm not trying to be you, i'm being myself.
t. metal guy
>>75036185
your face is funny
>>75036185
what's funny about those gay midget spinners
Almost done with rewatching shits gate gonna watch the movie on the weekend
>>75036221
well you can't have thread themes song because only I can post it
those are the rules made by me
>>75036091
I have few multiplayer games, probably don't have anything we can play.
>>75036185
Fine, since you asked nicely I won't do it. Tonight.
>>75036232
yes
>>75036235
they keep be busy (I'm autistic)
>>75036303
post your games list here
Yamero...
>>75036359
>(I'm autistic)
you said you weren't autistic you fucking lier
>>75036359
ohh i got it why you like them
its for autistic kids obviously
>>75036296
Cool.
*eats the cake*
>>75036066
Both are products of a society that caters to retards. Sad, really.
>>75036299
>rules made by me
I can make my own rules and my rules say that I can post any music of my liking and you can't.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiqzxuMrFxc
>>75036517
You actually can't make those rules because you don't have such power here
I'm the most powerful person here
t. most active /balt/ poster
>>75036386
Maybe I was lying
Maybe not
Who knows?
>>75036407
Yes
>>75036444
cute
>>75036502
thank you for your opinion
>>75036579
You're welcome.
>>75036359
I have too many to post and I don't feel like doing some collage in paint.
>>75036563
yes you were lying, you are obviously autistic
>>75036563
>cute
>>75036637
post your steam
>>75036544
But I am on a even higher lever of power that you are. You aren't stronger, boi as my posts are rare just as my pepes.
t. metal guy
t. least active /balt/ poster
>>75036637
okay...
>>75036723
cute(2)
someone's steam community.com/id/peachcoloreddress
Spoiler: Humanity is dead.
>>75036972
Finally
t. metal guy
>>75036862
no you are not
For your power level to be high you are have to
Post often
or
Post quality posts
I post very often like 15-30% of whole thread post are mine alone, so my power level is very high
tho I don't post that much quality posts
>>75036807
I'm too shy and autistic. Last time I posted it a bunch of people looked at it and I didn't like that.
>>75037071
we could play some video games together
>>75037042
Okay I let you win this time.
t. metal guy
>>75036959
Whose steam is that? Don't just post random people, that's not nice.
>>75037160
I will win every time
>>75037261
No.
>>75037245
Don't know, but I have it in my bookmarks
>>75037287
Yes you can't win against me
>>75037319
I can, I just have to believe in the power given to me by the metal gods!
All /int/faggs need to be gassed
>>75037427
I also listen to metal, but I don't shout that in every single post
you sound like vegan
shutup janka
>>75037495
>>75037110
Ok, it's bad idea to post this here but whatever, take a look at what I have. You probably don't want to add me.
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198044149214
>/pol/
oh shit lmao
>>75037479
>you sound like vegan
OH SHIT I GOT FOUND OUT. ABORT
hello,
i am a long lost son of /balt/
havent posted in balt for like a year
found a job
whats new?
>>75037545
/pol/tards go back to /pol/
>>75037603
you're not welcome here anymore
>>75037603
>whats new?
nothing
Hi guys I'm new here, do you have any advice?
>>75037709
>do you have any advice?
Yes, leave.
>>75037709
lurk more
post less
you are a fag
>>75037641
its ok, I understand
Erik
more like
pedik
hhahahahhaa
>>75037709
>do you have any advice
Yes, leave.
sergay
more like
gaygay
>>75037558
steamcommunity is down lol
kristina
pistina hahaha
urte
purte
inga papinga haha
>>75037936
dubs are out of fashion
get with the times grandpa
>>75037948
debilas
tu
HHAHAHA
>>75037938
Ok, I won't delete my post right away then.
commies lose
>>75037990
SUPREME GENTLEMEN
>when an outsider starts posting in /balt/
>>75038164
OH SNAP m8, YOU CAUGHT ME
>>75038208
get out of our cirklerjerk right now you fag
>>75038278
I bet I can get dubs faster than you
kys 370
donald trump is wicked FASCIST racist bigot
#i'mwhithillaryclitoris
>>75038348
#reactface
newfags out
fuck the so called white people
>>75038429
>>75038429
This
white people must go extinct
>>75038490
upvoted, MATCH MY UPVOTES
>>75038540
yes
BOLSHEVIK PRIDE , WORLDWIDE
don't forget to vote for bernie
>>75038523
>t. russian weeb
>>75038609
NEVER SURRENDER
we surrender now
>/balt/ is getting raided
wow ok
>>75038682
workers of the world, unite!
>>75038728
kaip tik tau paveiksliuką turiu
>why yes i am lithuanian
Soviet Union 2.0 when?
>>75037821
>>75037748
I'm here to stay and tickle you
>>75038637
shut up, whitey
I had a dog when I was a kid and it's name was 'white boi'
I fucking killed it, run it over on my car
>>75038811
I bet you later realized what you have done and cried for a whole week
piskit nachui iš mano gijos GAIDŽIAI
>>75038891
Lol, no
Well, yeah, good old fella whitey died, but I never cried because of it
>>75038798
some day , people will redpill themselves and see that COMMUNISM is the way
>>75038975
you did that is what you mommy told me
>>75039006
We can only hope so brother!
>>75039047
HAIL LENIN , HAIL MARX , HAIL STALIN
stio samefagging you annoying cunt
>>75039107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkWurrbKSjI
Teared up
>>75039179
lithuanians chose communism over wicked capitalism and they enjoyed it
>>75038015
damn anon
What's the difference between /balt/ and /balk/ and why isn't this named /lit/
new fresh bread
>>75039286
>>75039286
>>75039286
>>75039271
As I said, I'm very autistic.
>>75039218
this desu
>>75039504
would you look at that
now you have 3 friends
even more than me(I have two)
>>75040581
Well they'll probably end up removing me very soon.
Not that I blame them and there's nothing wring with that of course.
>>75040857
i don't think so
why would they do that
>>75040581
post your steam
>>75040986
I'm a boring guy. And too shy to start conversations with people I don't know.
>>75041113
I would rather not because with the same nickname I registered on many other sites so it would be easy to dox me