/brit/

eating dominos

cunts

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organising the ol' runescape screenshots

beat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qbq8JIKe1Zg

>>75017602
nice edition

good post

chinese for tea

dj vang in the building

chinese tea

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0uSOjnRm3U

actual tune, prime russian shit not some bent yank rubbish

australian accents sound elite on american tv shows

>>75017657
Kraftwerk is German and Gramatik is Slovenian you subhuman

https://youtu.be/KAaFI6P2RaE

actual tune, prime thai shit not some bent russian rubbish

>>75017679
anyone remember the cuckio meme?

Any of you dick lickers watch that 3 Girls program?

Pretty shocking stuff, surprised the BBC actually produced something of this nature.

What a bloody travesty that such things went on for so many years.

http://www.gottarent.com/apartment/vacancy/spaceid/3751

Thoughts?

>>75017671
Aus accent is hot right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SmquRdk1PI

Thoughts?

why the FUCK was there a mushroom on my bbq meatlovers

>>75017699
ah yes council estate living

is there any reason to live?

>>75017716
calm down mate, it's not like it took up mush room. ;)

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>tfw no rs gf

>>75017671
theres a nigger girl with an aussie accent in the show im currently watching
my god her acting is so bad. she must've only got the part to tick the minority box

>>75017739
>Someone holding a bank sale
>Trade him
>Nothing I want
>Too beta to say nty
>Teleport, log out, close browser

>>75017691
yeah it was not very good if i recall correctly

>>75017699
Opinions on this please

Think I'm over the oneitis lads

>>75017752
ayyy

also I have a runescape account from like mid 2000's, think I remember the username, will it be recoverable or nah?

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FUCK THE UK

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>n-word

I will NOT tolerate being made fun of for interviewing for a receptionist position

Very good multicultural thread so far.

>>75017753
won't be replying to this post

calvin harris' second album was pretty good

Have a good day, lads.

>>75017746
girl? show?

there is a mexican here aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaj

I'm sorry Ms. Jackson OOOOOOOH

>Zezima has logged in.

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>>75017790
>receptionist
alri bender

>>75017765
Update: she tagged me in a Unilad meme I think there's still a future for us

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looks like its somehow raining in every major city
weird

>>75017828

Shut up, you dumbass chicano.

I am for reeaaaaaaaaal

>>75017866
ah yes "full"

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>>75017790

>receptionist

Woman's job mate

>>75017602
made a fantastic career move lads

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absolutely HOWLING

https://www.instagram.com/p/BSedsd8gMO-/

>>75017884
we will NOT accept runt sized houses like britain

>>75017790
the gf is a receptionist if you want to ask about appropriate shoes or something.

>pissing down outside
>possum in the roof again
>salmon for dinner

could this day get ANY worse

>>75017790
Good luck lad

Maybe we can hook up after harharhar

>>75017790
erm, employers only hire girls for that position sweaty x

>>75017922
bit rude

pissing cats and dogs

>>75017869
Blimey so exotic

just proposed to the missus and she said yes lads

she said she wants to book dj vang for the reception

>>75017933
S Y D N E Y
Y
D
N
E
Y

>>75017809

top five album of the 2000's

>>75017822
the expanse
shes supposed to be a space marine and the lines they give her dont help but her acting makes it even worse

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Remember to stay off drugs lads. Even psychedelics can have grim consequences

>>75017790

don't worry lad been a NEET for six months me

would take that job in a heartbeat

Remember when Liverpool was named the capital of culture
Practical jokes shouldn't go that far

the_donald is pretty angry right now lads

>>75017602
Just came by to say 10/10 album
>Computer World
>Not Computerwelt
pls

why are virgins making fun of a guy for getting to be around women in their 20s all day

>>75017909
women are subhuman

>>75018007
don't care

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>>75017963

could honestly smash fuck outta any australian in this thread r fucking n

>>75018007
thanks

sorry

>>75017989
>six months
heh
rookie

who the fuck did this?

>>75017972
>>75017972
>>75017972

>>75018004
stay there you bellend

>>75017909
probably lifts more than all but maybe 1 or 2 lads in /brit/

>>75018038
if they shut it down they'll all come pouring over here to /pol/

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>Seen 17:55

>>75018004
stay here you bellend

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>Frankie Adams (born ca 1994[2] ) is a New Zealand actress and amateur boxer of Samoan heritage.
stupid paddy

@8052
shan't 10:24

>>75017963
its raining everywhere >>75017866

pizza in the oven lads

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2

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willy girth: 5.3

>browsing /pol/

thats where you fucked up

>>75018104
Put your head in too

mad when you see an old cunt from one of these tribes that still live a primitive life and they aren't all fat and flabby like old cunts are over here

>>75018112
above average

>>75018104
Pics?

>>75018122
mad ting innit

doing a shit rn

>>75018112

whats the 'gth like?

the so-called german doesn't know the trump reddit is literally all pol's doing

>>75018066
how was I supposed to know the difference? I've never been to NZ and i thought it sounded like an aussie accent
shes a shite actress anyway

bollocks in the oven

>>75018122
The majority of islanders and maoris are obese, or are you talking about african tribes who have nothing but sticks and bugs to eat?

might do a self sex

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getting ready for another night of listening to spotify until 5AM

have noticed loads of british posters on wizard chan

got to go out in half an hour, really don't want to.

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>>75018140
6

>>75018162
ye, like the ones that have to catch their own food

>>75018144
she's from shortland street wish is a rubbish NZ soap
suprised you thought she was black though lmao

>>75018162
moaris only got there 500 years before us, not natives desu

>>75018137
>shit
foy
>>75018142
that's how it started, but it didn't take long after /r/The_Donald gained a lot of popularity for the redditors to invade /pol/.

>>75018191
middle of the road

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>squatting month after back injury
>Feel something in it click suddenly
>It's fucked again

how bad are the following things, really?

>aspartame
>corn syrup
>salt
>sugar
>saturated fat
>trans fats

is it all a meme?

>>75018195
i thought she was mixed race
she has those fat african lips

>>75018215
big if true

>>75017909
would give her the business

>>75018217

presumably all ok in moderation

>>75018217
aspartame, salt, and saturated fats aren't as bad as people make them out to be - i think the rest are pretty fricking bad for you though.

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>>75018127
>>75018209

got called halfcast in timsons key cutting

>>75018226
yeah islanders have big lips, they're asiatic though, originally from taiwan iirc

>>75018175
don't like music on its own me
has to be part of a film or series

>>75018217
bar trans fats they're all fine in moderate amounts

healthy eating is less about specific ingredients and more about macros

>>75018217
>trans fats
Just piss off and let people live their lives how they want. Judgemental prick.

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giggled at this comic haha

>>75018217
all completely harmless in moderation

about to devour this pizza lads

>>75018201
being first makes you native

>>75018209
I think 6 inches is above average
t. 5.5"

>>75018256
hehe

>>75018245
TURBORUNT ABNORMIE FUCKING WEIRDO VIRGIN PLEB TWAT

>>75018217
you could avoid all of them completely except salt and saturated fat and be fine

>>75018256
Giggle at this

*sticks 8 inch penis right up into your anus without lube*

a toast sandwich isn't that bad desu

>>75018215

used to get paranoid whenever a muscle/joint felt a bit weird when I was lifting because I didn't want to lose my gains

jokes on me though cos I stopped lifting and now weigh 61kgs

>>75018274
hmmm
whats the 'th like?

Cut

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why the frick is this allowed?

>>75018289
Do they sell butter pies there?

>>75018244
bill wurtz told me the islanders are all from tonga

>>75018245

not having a go but that makes you sound like a bit of a boring billy

>>75018293
don't remember, maybe 4.7?

>>75018314
probably, it's a big country

>>75018331
you sound content la

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>>75018310
>british virgin islands

>>75018217
>>75018217
>Aspartame
Meme
>Corn syrup
Bad
>Salt
Probably not as evil as everyone makes our
>Sugar
From fruit and milk and stuff is ok but don't have too many sweets or pop and stuff
>Saturated fat
Bit of a meme it's in milk and a lot of other animal products that are good for you
>Trans fats
Don't know but probably a meme

>>75018245
this is one of the signs of aspergers

ive got nothing to live for

>>75018274

yeah according to studies it's above average

but I've long had my doubts about those studies

Fucking state of the Aussies ITT

>>75018333
Big enough to cope with a larger population?

average is 7 inches and phimotic

>>75018326
how does music being boring make me boring

are supposed to press the ruler down when you measure your pecker? seem to get 2cm more when you do that and I'm underweight

>>75018370
nah mate not that big

>>75018337
i'm just glad my parents didn't hire some Jew to mutilate my penis when i was a baby

Why do Aussies prefer Brits over Russia? ;-:

>>75018391
Is this serious?

*studies cocks*
hmm yes what a fulfilling career

>>75018353
*starts singing linkin park*
NOW WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

>>75018386
depends mate can you actually get that 2cm in a fanny?

Anyone elses foreskin not retract naturally? Heard it is actually quite common

>>75018386
you're supposed to measure from the taint

>>75018386
don't see why you would

Today's plan:
> get out of bed
> do a massive, stinking wet shit
> drink two pints of steaming hot tea
> head into town, get a galette for brunch
> do a spot of shopping and get my dirty mitts on some pork ribs for slow cooking
> come home, get the ribs cooking
> curl up on the floor and cry for 5 or so hours while they cook because I miss her
> have a delicious dinner
> probably cry a bit more
> get blackout drunk

>>75018391
Why do Belarusians prefer Russia to Britain?

>>75018401
Yes completely serious. Why did you leave Balt?

>>75018391
weren't we at war with you for like 50 years?

>>75018381

just think you're depriving yourself of a wonder of humanity

>>75018427
might join you haha

>>75018427
FONT

Might do a poo
Might not

struggling to fathom that USA and Australia are different countries

>>75018427
Tomorrows plan:
> stay in bed
> watch anime
> wank
> go to sleep

>>75018427
>I miss her

FONT

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNCnlImSdqQ

oioi paul goldin n da boys

>>75018473
anime is so fucking bent, take a good hard look at yourself.

>>75018427
mate you've forgot to wank

mouth tastes funny cause of this tooth
not sure if ive chipped it or a filling's come out

>>75018470
t. 51st state

>>75018470
australia is basically just what america would've become if they never had a revolution

envision it: an america that drives on the proper side of the road and uses the metric system

Like watching benefit scroungers who think they can outsmart bailiffs. Love looking at their faces when all their stuff is being taken.

>>75018488
I used to think the same until I started watching some decent animes.

>>75018479
hilarious when Britain First go on about Christianity

nu-rorke doesn't give a FUCK about religion. just stick to shariah law and are lads

>>75018503
It's the rot

>>75018507
brits don't even use metric in everyday life

>>75018493
Too emotionally distraught right now to even contemplate such an act

6 girls spoke to me today
3 were British, one was Japanese, one was Chinese and the other was Finnish
state of this country

>>75018479
why wouldn't you run away from a knife wielding maniac, you have such a high chance of getting stabbed to death if you're unarmed.

if its not louis vuitton I'm not puttin it on

>>75018557
maybe. wish i had fake teeth

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wonder if the EU will ever let us in

we are, for all intents and purposes, a European country

>>75018561
i know, fucking poseurs

>>75018566
Care to fuck off back to Facebook you absurd normalsort

my kicks lou v
bet you thought i was gonna say kang haha x

>>75018479
absolutely howling at the first bit

why would anyone ever try and use some chinky techniques to disarm someone that's got a knife, you're just going to get yourself stabbed

turtle post turtle

>>75018567
hmm yes

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>>75018621

>>75018592
WRONG, australia is a multi-faith multi-ethnicity post racist cultural melting pot sweaty x

>>75018634
whatcha reading turtle?

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just sent this to the oneitis

mad that all middle aged women go weight watchers or slimming world yet they're all still fat

>>75018567
Pointless all that. Dropped 3 stone once, never bothered about calories or any of that shite. I had a job that involved me moving around a lot and I didn't eat shit food apart from at tea time. Dropped off in no time.

>>75018660
Probably why they go to weight watchers then...

>>75018646
meditations

need mo freedom fo dem markets

>>75018682
if it actually worked they wouldn't all still be fat

>>75018683
it's tosh don't bother

>>75018660
consider this: the good ones go out of business because all their customers get thin and don't need a diet program anymore

>>75018662
Yeah so you created a calorific deficit

Need a cute woman in bed with me for cuddles.

>>75018714
yeah not huge on it but I've almost finished it

>>75018696
maybe they just started

>>75018728
>calorific
caloric

>>75018728
Maybe, but charts like the one you posted will put people off. Overcomplicates something that's incredibly simple.

>>75018744

*knocks on your bedroom door*

>>75017963
More like LELCOME TO POZZBOURNE

>>75018660
My granny and auntie went to weight watchers have both lost 2 and half stone each

keep having dreams about doing mushy things with a cute gf

>>75018762
it literally says all you need to do is eat less and exercise more and you'll lose wait

>>75018761
actually no

>>75018776
not entirely sure if I've ever cared about a post less

would love to go to Australia and just start smacking the living shit out of turtlenonce

>>75018762
>charts like the one you posted
was NOT me, do NOT assume my identity again

might learn the guitar

is it very difficult?

fireworks are illegal but some cunt just set off a bunch near my house what a madman might call the rozzers though it was pretty loud and it's nearly 8pm at night

>>75018799
literally yes you mong

all this social media and i feel so isolated haha

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>lose wait

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>>75018804
As long as you smash my balls

>>75018782
had a tip top dream that I was in a hotel in the countryside and I met two fit girls who were backpacking around. Went into their room and they started flirting about with me and before I knew it one of them had popped my cock in her mouth. Imagine my surprise

Just got excited because I thought a qt was going to sit next to me on the train
*surreptitiously puts my bag back on the seat next to me*

>>75018820
woah /really paddy hours/ 100 emoji

FONT haha I know what it means too lads lol

>>75018831
heh
all me

>>75018761
>Caloric
FOY IT'S CALORIFIC

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>>75018804
whats turtle ever done to you?

>>75018835
MY dream didn't have a SLAG in it

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>>75018819
perhaps the oxford english dictionary can help you understand basic vocabulary

>caloric is chiefly north american
ahh, should've known

fuck off yank

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>tfw reported every drug dealer whilst at uni
>tfw got 8 people arrested and significantly reduced the flow of drugs through the university

felt good improving the lives of others

how many birds has turtletwat shagged

>>75018850
nah it's not

>>75018869
they weren't slags they were sexually liberated young women you fool

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mogg mentioned

>>>/fa/12475485
turtlemong get in here right now haha

>>75018875
Dumb yanks taking the middles out of words and pretending they're correct.
For I could care less for all intensive purposes why don't you buy some aluminum at the drive thru you fat greasy yank twat

got a mate who shags a lot of girls but most of them are fat, munters or fat munters then he brags about how many girls he's shagged

Is anyone else not impressed if you've shagged 30 girls but they're all mingers

>>75018871
based
fuck druggies

>>75018871
>put 8 people in jail
>made maybe 100 people have to get their drugs elsewhere
>improving their lives

>>75018871
love this post
annoys me every time

>>75018911
vagina's a vagina tbqh, good on him for having fun

>>75017909
>knee wraps
stupid bitch

>>75018911
Beats the 0 you've had lad

>>75018910
>>75018870
heh, i guess you win this round, 4chan

>>75018892
please dont talk to me about your whore dream gfs ever again

>>75018046
And she'd still get her shit kicked in by the average guy

ed once said one of the girls I dated is ugly

good news i am no longer having major withdrawl symptoms from the former antidepressants

>>75018952
her friend was shocked and started giggling when the other one started sucking my knob

such naughty girls they were

>>75018908
>stop trying to be asian
like that lad

>>75018951
That's okay, reddit, now you've admitted it consider suicide.

business idea: privatise the police and army

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>Beats the 0 you've had lad

>>75018970
You have a waifu, don't you

>>75018981
>that picture
>that filename
fuck off

thinking of going peroxide blond to complete the undead look

>>75018972
woah bro, just chill out yeah? we're all here for a good time
*moonwalks away and talks to someone else*

>>75018910
it's to save money on printing costs

*Devotes the entirety of my free time to lifting a heavy thing*
*Lifts a heavy thing*
Ah yes, next year I plan to lift an EVEN HEAVIER thing

business idea: privatise everything

I am the man, the well-fed man in charge of the terrible knob

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>it's to save money on printing costs

>>75019013
dyelht?

fucks sake lads I've got on the wrong train again
really hope the ticket inspector will sympathise with me or I've fucked it for real

bf needs to grow a pear

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>>75019013
GOOD post

girls might as well be another species to me

gonna ask my mum for some money to see John Wick 2 lads

who else /20 year old neet/ here?

>ticket inspector
Are these real or is it a gimmick?

>>75019043
i actually prefer growing apples i find they're more popular with family and friends

>>75019046
not i

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>tfw dads still got bigger arms than me

>>75019025
Yes, that is my post

>>75019046
tragic

>>75019013
rofl weightlets btfdo

>>75019064
>Tim meets /fit/

got a nice comfy gf but I also miss seeing new random lovelies every weekend and having several girls on the go at once

hmmm

>>75019064
that's a big dad

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>it's a sister is mean to me then cries and expects me to apologize for taking offense to her mean words episode

gfs just constantly depressed or angry with me
pretty bored of it ngl

>>75019122
Ahh yes, women

Don't give her an inch lad

then I was like 'not really', then she was like 'yes really', after which we agreed to disagree and both went about our respective days. still have a boner 3 hours later

>>75019122
learn to share kids

deja vu lads

>>75019142
hmm wasn't planning to ever

I'm here now lads. How's it foing?

>>75019122
you're such a little pooft, guarantee this is the feminine little nonce who cries about the cat sleeping in his sisters room when HE wants the cat

>>75019164
> guarantee this is the feminine little nonce who cries about the cat sleeping in his sisters room when HE wants the cat
strawman

>>75019122
just FUCK already

>>75019054
banter level: weak

>>75019199
so its true then

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>>75019210
drat!

aussies in /brit/
>the lad from wales, not even an aussie
>phimo
>1142
>feminine cat mong

any others?

Sister has stolen my kitty from me
Gonna cry my eyes out into my spiderman pillow

oi

>>75019210
Yes. I'm the person who posted about the sister constantly waking the cat up because she wanted him to sleep near her, moving him into different rooms where SHE wants to be for the sole purpose of satisfying her selfish desires.

>>75019265
the fashionista commonly known as turtlemong

growing a pear

>>75019265
lad with the prozzie sister
tim the tinder man

>>75019265
the one who always posts the angry feels man with the big chin

>>75019293
he said phimo already

>>75019291
as opposed to your selfish desires which are totally fine

>>75019265
>1142
whom's't'd'v?

>>75019320
showing your newcunt there bucks you fucks

>>75019323
As I mentioned when we were discussing this before, I don't care where the cat sleeps as long as it's his decision. :^)

>>75019052
on trains? of course they're real

>>75019331
IMG_1142

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>>75019265
>the lad from wales, not even an aussie
hi x

>>75019353
don't care fuck off

all these aussies and only one is a decent contributor to /brit/.

>>75019265
>>75019374
"not i" lad

>>75019052
very fucking real and he's just had me
have to get off at the next stop and go back to the original station and try and get on the next one

>>75019265
the really really racist rorke down under

>>75019374
turtlemong?

new

>>75019387

>>75019387

>>75019387

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>>75019331
accidentally revealed his holiday pics to /brit/

>>75019338
no actually

>>75019417
what a spooky picture