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>My [13M] sister [21F] wants me to walk her down the isle at her wedding. My MIL told me I can't do it because I'm too short

would punt every one of those shithounds into low earth orbit

Just paid £3.50 to watch The Red Pill

Unfortunately I'm watching it on JewTube

>>74842317
banned

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Wonder what the Algerian makes of this haram behaviour

guy at work is about 5'4" and people take the piss about it daily

>>74842277
RUFF RUFF I'm Poochie the rocking dog

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chebs

why is the dentist still here? just to make me suffer? every day I can feel the swiper and my

>>74842349
there's a documentary out now? link me up senpai

>>74842362
sound lad desu. unless he did it to make it more religious

>>74842379
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

everyone notices my mental illness when I'm depressed to the point of being mute but no one notices it when I'm deliriously happy for no reason

*fidgets*
*spins*
*wonders why my 5am alarm didnt go off 45 minutes ago*
curiouser and curiouser! it appears its been... turned off, since daybreak last!

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>>74842382

>>74842369
He'll be laughing when he shoots up your office

overall i reckon it's better to be a lad than a lass

life is easy mode for women from around 14-29
but if you're a man and spent your 20s focusing on yourself and getting ahead in life, 25-70 is easy mode.

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>>74842369
Literally me

>>74842349
are you fucking dumb? I literally downloaded it in 30s from the pirate bay

stupid cunt

LADS...


LAAAAAAAADS.....

LAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAADS....

http://sendvid.com/egl0515v

>>74842379
'nce

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being 5'9 makes me feel like an inadequate human.

going to meet you 15.5-year-old cousin for the first time in years tomorrow and i have a gut feeling he's going to be taller than me.

he is isn't' he?

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>america? not a fan

>>74842379
why do aussies love this little boy

also nowadays he probably looks like the older spotty kid

>>74842425
reallymakes you think

>>74842362
hmm not a bad idea

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>Motto had a patient who committed suicide from the Golden Gate in 1963, but the jump that affected him most occurred in the seventies. “I went to this guy’s apartment afterward with the assistant medical examiner,” he told me. “The guy was in his thirties, lived alone, pretty bare apartment. He’d written a note and left it on his bureau. It said, ‘I’m going to walk to the bridge. If one person smiles at me on the way, I will not jump.’ “

>>74842461
the chances of me even hovering my mouse over this link are 0

algerian weirdo communicates exclusively via greentext. strange person.

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work tomorrow

>>74842349
Is it about actual red pilling or the dating one?

>>74842508
It's literally worth it

imagine the owowow boy was your son. don't know how i'd feel about nonces posting his video on here or about older boys combing his hair

>>74842514
i have a day off. how mad are you right now?

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love birds with glasses

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job interview tomorrow

>>74842382
Pretty sure I went to school with this girl

>>74842421
https://youtu.be/_mB13NV7rY0

>>74842459
Wow angry

I'm not stingy, £3.50 is nothing to me and presumably an amount of that will go to the creator of the documentary.

>>74842519
It's a hot feminist who goes to speak to Mens Right Activists and presents their arguments rationally and questions her own beliefs

anything over 5'5 is perfectly acceptable for daily life
youre just more likely to get heemed at the lower bound
this quibbling does irk me

>>74842425
no one cares about people being happy because they're happy

At the same time I look up to the American founding fathers as great men I wish Parliament didn't bungle the Revolution, we could have so easily prevented it.

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Unironically have a fidget spinner

>>74842548
i dont really care about you or your life

>>74842548
i'm off indefinitely. how mad are you right now?

>work tomorrow
>quite sure my gf is going to break up with me

J U S T

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>quixotic

>>74842587
me too

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>>74842552

What's the difference between jam, jelly and marmalade?

put my height in my tinder bio (6'2) or do I come off as trying way too hard with that?

>>74842606
quoth whom?

>>74842567
part of my hair unironically looks like that because the barber used the wrong shears

i'm a living gimmick

>>74842597
dump her first

>>74842625
are you actually a retard there's a massive difference you spastic

>>74842574
hmm strange, not heard of this and i browse /pol/ daily. Where did you hear about it anon?

>>74842597
can I have her when shes done with you?

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I saw myself in the mirror
in profile
for the first time
I thought,
'Hey! That's a real good looking boy'
haha... if only pete... if only...

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>>74842473
Stop whining, you giant

>>74842473
Need to work on your centredness lad. James Dean (the movie star and thr porn actor), Pacino, Berlusconi, Sinatra were all 5.9 and shorter and absolute pimps.
Reckon they are all italian/mediteranean and as an anglos it's harder to develop a personality.
I tool 6.2 guys on the regular and they're always the first to get out of he way when we cross paths.

>>74842653
go on

>>74842625
don't talk to me or my spreadables ever again

>work tomorrow
>still haven't even started the slide deck even though it's in for 10am

HELP

>>74842656
I'd actually heard about it a while ago but didn't realise it was out. The trailer is on >>>reddit atm so it reminded me.

I SEE A RED DOOR AND I WANT IT PAINTED BLACK

>>74842636
pretty lame to me but it will probably work

I actually under-exaggerate my height

I say i'm 5'11" but really i'm 5'11.5"

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http://sendvid.com/vjw7bjo3

>>74842671
absolutely magnificent post

>>74842639
me bequeathed thee, the psycho-pathological hand you down.

i reckon i could at least put algeriano in a coma, if not knock his brain out through his eyes

>>74842713
ive done it before and I saw my matches go up, but genuinely felt like such a twat with it in there.

honestly think im going to keep it out

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>>74842484
why do people love puppies

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>>74842555

Her face looks exactly like Boris from Goldeneye

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4 months this day until i turn 20

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The gf

>>74842717
>gif
fuck off

>>74842722
what's the beef lad?

>>74842722
double servings of runt slop today

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>>74842609
What colour is yours?

>>74842767
black like my soul

I'm not white

OI MISTA PROIME MINISTAH

...

ANNDAAAY

>you can't get aids by fingering even if you touch your dick afterwards
Pfiew

gf doesn't like hip hop lads
that's an instant bin right?

got the worst heartburn i've ever had

fucking killing me

>>74842748
literal fucking baby
fuck off toddler baby
i turn 21 in 2 months

unpopular opinion: there should NEVER be butter under other spreads (ie jam, nutella, etc)

>>74842754
wouldn't mind a bit of the ol' hows yer father with her

If the queen died right now would all of you cunts get a week off? Lucky bastards

wonder how random celebrities who haven't worked with each other end up in relationships like lavren mayberry and justin long or kirsten dunst and todd from breaking bad. reckon there's an exclusive tinder app for them . probably need to be in a creative guild to sign up for it

>>74842452
Yes but life after 30 is shit for men nowadays anyway

If you're 50 and rich you can't fuck 18 year olds anymore because society will disapprove

Used to be different

hope I can drag NEETdom out until universal basic income

>>74842793
>coon tunes

Bin your life

>>74842797
good lord you're 14 months older than me oh god damn

>>74842754
is she slavic

>>74842800
VERY good post
butter fucking ruins everything it touches and im not fat so i dont need it with everything
jam and butter sandwiches are literally revolting

>>74842717
I want you to explain this right now

where is it from

>>74842795
take an antacid

>>74842828
>Yes but life after 30 is shit for men nowadays anyway
nah its alright, pretty comfy n all

I pronounce 'genuinely' like the yanks do when I speak in person just so that it triggers people.

The funniest part is that 90% of the time even though I see discomfort in people's eyes they refuse to make a point of it because they're too polite.

>>74842800
>>74842853
rasheed

>>74842863
>you will never eat rosys arse before she became princess chelsea

*takes acid instead*

>>74842854
http://lookism.net/Forum-Shitty-Advice

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>>74842863
good post

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>>74842865
>>74842898

any lads wanna record themselves farting and belching?

just for laughs obviously hahaha

>>74842879
how do yanks pronanks it

>>74842932
>>>/b/

>>74842863
disgusting

like how can you even fit your dick through that much fat

ass fags are disgusting

imagine actually liking fat people

lmfao

>>74842863
>>74842921
*BRRRRAAAAAPPPPPP*

Corrrrr right stinky one that haha

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>>74842779
I got a red one

>>74842788
howling

>>74842950
>ass
fuck off yank

posters i rate:
>icelad
>dane
>frog
>ethiopian

dear anime posters: get out immediately or face my fist

Need to do mdma soon for the sake of my mental health

>>74842950
imagine how tiny your willy must be if you couldnt even get it in to her arse

>>74842865
i take medication, will it be dangerous to mix them

>>74842974
cool

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>>ass
>fuck off yank

>>74842936
Gen-yoo-eye-nlee

Serious question lads. How many of you havd heard of prep?
Heard about it for the first time from my gay brit mate. You can get it for free there if you're part of a risky population (gay, sex workers, druggies). It's very cheap here too and as close as it gets to an hiv cure. Not a 100% though and you should still use a condom but it's fucking awesome. Gay brit mate seems to think it's a 100% as he has read some secret reports that says the cases of infection are just people who didn't take it regularly. But I know from another gay mate who in fact works as a researcher on hiv that it's closer to 70%. Still nice tbqh.
Prep. Google it if you haven't heard about it lads.

>>74842834
haha that rhymes
did you make that up? proper good that, bit racist tho init?
*continues to enjoy good music*

Posters I rate:
Kiwis above all

>>74843018
thanks

>>74843018
lol wtf no we done

>>74843018
no we don't

just fucked my gf and now shes making me dinner
virgins btfo

>>74843046
how do women like this exist?

hip hop isnt really music, its basically just poetry recited over a backing track

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>>74842277

MANLETS

>>74843018
>>74843039
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QkanMSLSty

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>>74843083
Yes?

>>74843080
cat does this

*preps the bull*

>>74843077
it isn't REAL communism

Lads

http://sendvid.com/vjw7bjo3

got called a "better not be stealing anything white boy" in the paki shop

3 days till Tim's appointment

>>74843046
generic

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>tfw neo-orthodox post-militant reform Surrealist

Meet me by the ∞ Bodhisattva Avalokitesvara on the 7^7th astral sphere if you want your pineal tested

got that feeling that i know i'm gonna have to poo soon

>when you've been pronouncing words like a retard but tell everyone it's the american pronunciation

>tfw 5'4 and built like an icelandic weatherman

>>74843109
Alri, Icebro

>check phone
>she still hasn't texted

clucking shit im going to bed ive not typed owt but bullshit for the past 2 threads goodbye

Went down to the park today with the ingredients for White Russians and my kindle to read some Blake.
Felt like a right fedora cunt.

>>74843080
my dogs pretty old now and im dreading losing those sorts of moments

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>>74842963

want to cuddle them so bad

>>74843065
fuck off

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>tfw Tim plays 'No-one Does It Better' 7 times in a row and could just keep playing it indefinitely ...

>>74843183
Probably because your mum is ashamed of you

>>74842452
Yeah can confirm. Very grateful for that. You're stronger, richer, have more stories to tell, sharper mind not full of shit and testosterone clouding your jugement like young lads, better humour. No wonder 18-25 years old chicks like us more. There's literally no reason for her to be with a jerkoff her age. Assuming you work on yourself and don't let yourself becoming a fat poor piece of shit with a divorce and mortgage.

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>>74843046
Which generic British glamour model is this again?

http://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1494783653123.webm

>>74843188

just get a new one

>>74843192
why

>>74843168
Alri

>>74843224
Take THAT dad!

>dog owners
worst people in existence

>>74843222
She talks like a fucking retard

>>74843252
rasheed

>>74843224
she must be very proud of her life

assmen:
>require wide hips to birth their alpha beast children
>butt cheeks keep micropeen out
titboys:
>children are weak and require nourishment
>probably call their gf mommy

>>74843253
I'm not sure why you'd ever want to listen to these models.

>>74843234
How is the welding going?

>>74843252

this
imagine taking some filthy animal out to shit all over the pavement and make loads of noise barking, the fucking arrogance of these people.

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>>74843222
do enjoy hollys chebs 2bh

>>74843090
FOY

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it's 7:10PM and daddy STILL hasn't served tea yet!!!!!!!!!

IM FUCKING HUNGRY!!!!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>74843309
Haven't been practicing a lot, actually work on a beet and chicken farm now, its very comfy

>>74843252
T H I S
H
I
S

I'm past 25 and I'm just so fucking tired of being a virgin. I would already get rejected by more than 60 percent of women just for the fact of being a virgin at my age.

MUH go see hookers

MUH you need more confidence

MUH you need to talk to women

MUH you need to make them laugh

MUH you need to go outside


Chad can send the most sexist lines on tinder and he gets to choose between thousands of DTF prime girls. Meanwhile I get ZERO interest on online dating. But but I have to improve my 'text game'.

I've seen chad just standing with his drink in a pub and he actually gets approached and complimented just for being there. Meanwhile I SHOULD just approach and talk to girls and make them like me with a 99% chance of rejection.

Chad gets spotted by girls and he gets more validation during one day than I got during my 26 years.

I'm fucking tired of having less than 20 matches on tinder and no girl ever really putting effort in the conversation.
I'm tired of never getting approached or complimented by girls.
I'm tired of receiving IOD's every time I go to clubs. Past weeks some random girl just said I have to move out of her way. She would have NEVER said this to chad.

>>74843329
Daddy's got some tea right here ;)
*unzips dick*

is it true that it's harder to get a gf if you don't have a super flashy phone?

>>74843270
FODOY
>>74843310
yep

>>74843337
Average white american male in the year 2017.

>>74843226
and put myself through the same pain 15 years later? dogs have a shitty life anyways, imagine waiting for your master to pat you on the head a couple times a day and the rest of the time youre just looking out the window.

>>74843365
definitely read every word of this.

is there any alcohol that doesn't wreak havoc on your bowels the next day?

>>74843365
just b urself

>>74843365
all you need is confidence

>>74843284
t. jamal

>>74843337
wtf ethiopians are white

>>74843353
post chuck chucks

I AM a virgin but I have performed oral sex on a girl

imagine being white lol

>>74843424
?

>>74843429
bit gay tbqh

>>74843365
This is why we need socialism (state-mandated gfs)

>>74843469
luckily I'm Italian

>>74843429
what was it like

>>74843365
You have the worst attitude to this. You deserve every minute of your virginity. Saying it like it is.

>>74843252
no wonder why the losers on 4chan/reddit loves cats so much

real family men love dogs

what family aspires to have a fucking cat (unless it just wanders in from the streets and ingratiates itself with them)?

>>74843475
chickens - chuck chucks

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http://lookism.net/Thread-Morphing-Experiments

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>>74843365

the genetic lottery is real, and we have lost

"personality" is a meme. if you're attractive then you automatically have a good personality to women. if you are ugly your personality is irrelevant.

there are women who stay with husbands who beat them. there are women who queue outside courtrooms to catch glimpses of mass murderers because they're attractive.

women who would rim ted bundy would be horrified at the idea of going on a date with me.

>>74843508
Nice

>>74843538
nice link faggot

>>74843516
>real family men love dogs
most embarrassing post i've ever read

>>74843559
this gave me a bit of confidence given i am autistic but handsome, thanks lad

>>74843559
>"personality" is a meme. if you're attractive then you automatically have a good personality to women. if you are ugly your personality is irrelevant.

This is such a 4chan post. The ramblings of a teenage shut in with limited life experiences.

>>74843506
Stand tall white man. Italians are the whitest (in terms of contribution to western civilization, not melanin). Who wans to be an albuno anyway lol.

Anyone 'ere have any experience with the ketogenic diet?

Thinking about trying it starting from tomorrow, could stand to lose a stone before the lad tours of '17

pondering buying an arse toy for improved wanks

>>74842552
>talking heads album

wtf i love this narcissist from manny now

>>74843532
Oh, I don't usually take pictures of anything, but I'll take some next time if I can remember to do so
Shame some of them need to be killed if they are stunted(runts) or hurt, had to kill over 10 chickens on my first day

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Be honest, would you have done this at secondary school for the fittest lass in your year?

>>74843650
a curse in disguise, much like porn

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oh baby

oh baby

then it fell apart

fell apart

Only just realised it's a bank holiday tomorrow.

Get in lads, going to lie in bed wanking all day.

>>74843692
Used to keeps chickens myself in an allotment. Really didn't like killing them. :(

Tasted nice though.

>>74843639
Indeed.

>>74843717
no, she was as chavvy as they come

Should I run out my car as its pouring rain or wait it out?

>>74843252
dog owners are the best people in existence. the worst are cat owners, almost always left wing bellends with limp wrists and not a molecule of testosterone in their veins

>>74843649
You'll have about 1 shit per week and really bad gas

>>74843717
no

>>74843559
success is also important

I won the genetic lottery (looks and brains), but am quite apathetic and useless career-wise. Make well above average but quite a few of her peer group (friends/friend's bfs) earn serious money (100k+ yr) so I look like a runt in relative terms.

>>74843732
more like "wank" holiday right?

i am so fucking hungry. my dad needs to hurry up with this food

>>74843732
innit. gona get on the beers tonight myself.

einstein was a genius

>>74843795
he was a kike

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wew

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>>74843717
>when he goes in for a kiss but she dodges and hugs him just after the webm ends

>>74843795
thanks

>>74843717
this guy has a gf now

>>74843639

I'm about 27 and VERY well travelled, well educated, and have worked in many different industries

McDonald's for tea.

Gonna have 4 cheeseburgers, fries, milkshake and some chicken

>>74843831
spoiler this hog

>>74843365
actually dont go to hookers it will make everything worse for you if ur virgin i guess

Somehow the rap game reminds me of the crack game

>>74843831
>recommend nicole to a friend

ROARING

>>74843831
lol where is the bunda?

>>74843224
she has a leftist face

'Spoon's' girls can tell is a splendid album. Wonder why shit like 'the strokes' and 'bloc party' gets world famous when this gem that came out at the same time has 5000 views on youtube.

>>74843770
dreadfully cringey post, reevaluate your life

NEED a gf that:
has good in-depth knowledge of the first 8 series of the simpsons
likes talking heads
has a pear-shaped figure
has a wonderful feminine odour

>>74843861
Yes, you can be anything you want on an anonymous image board.

>>74843866
enjoy your midnight diarrhea

Normies cannot comprehend the life of an incel, it's just not possible. It's like trying to bite your own teeth, you cannot relate to us.

>>74843866
>tea
>mcdonalds on a sunday
poortherner pakis out

>>74843919
and then there's you, a fat, spotty virgin

how could any girl resist!

>>74842853
utter fucking paki
it's NOT a sandwich if the bread isn't buttered

>>74843826
edgy

reckon I'm sitting comfortably at 4th or 5th place when it comes to most handsome lad in /brit/

you either die, or live long enough to become a villain

>>74843919
>has good in-depth knowledge of the first 8 series of the simpsons
THIS

>>74843945
Projecting

>>74843930
*pulls out tooth*
*bites it*
you whine too much

>>74843932
>reeeeeeeeee pakis

Fucking pathetic runt

virgins

worst thing about living in the north (aside from pakis and general poverty) is everyone's accents

literally everyone sounds uneducated

Women aren't worth my time

I'm above them

>>74843954
is there a compiled list?

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>turn 24 in a month
>no gf
>going bald

im so fucking ugly even stabbing my face with a kitchen knife wouldnt change a thing

>>74843945
>fat
a little
>spotty
nah
>virgin
lost that years ago

stop projecting

>>74843749
Apparently some inmates used to work on the farm and they were completely aversed to killing them, they had all been imprisoned for violence but killing a chicken almost made one of them cry

>>74843510
it's from lookism you stupid cunt

fuck off

>>74843950
t. kike

dogs should all be killed in front of their owners and then cooked and fed to them

>>74843954
you are a good looking lad turtle

see myself as somewhat of a jesus like figure on /brit/

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>jam and butter at the same time

>>74843919
I know a girl, that meets 3 of the 4 (all but the simpsons...which I can deal with). She smelled fucking amazing. Had a brief thing with her tbqh.

>>74843831
wait what, you can pimp her out to your friends?

>>74843559
it's actually the total opposite you spastic

should i focus my power of will to play vidya gayms or watch animu

who here /marmalaide/ master race?

Being an incel in the west is worse than being a starving african or a syrian

We almost as low it gets in society. The ONLY people below us are child killers.

have you ever sniffed a girls knickers when wanking /brit/?

not a fan of hookup culture

just want to meet a woman, date her for a few months, propose, marry, impregnate her. impregnate twice more.

I'm joining the priesthood soon

My life turned around after I found God

Asked my fat gf to sit on my face and fart on me

Immediately regretted it almost threw up

>>74843365
what's an IOD desu

>>74843954
unironically reckon i'd be top one or two....will never post face/body though hehe.

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WILL continue to post this daily until every runtoid rasheed on this general has seen it and accepts there is a fundamental problem with pakis in this country

>>74844082
where was he hiding?

>>74844068
>3 kids

GOOD lad
doing your best to save the white race

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>>74843919
Fat girls who are also nerds like you are very unlikely to have a good odour

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got this from the proto-employer

>>74844068

Having children is so selfish, fuck off, the world does not need your useless cabbages running around

>>74844097
good lad

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>>74844083

>>74843996
Made me sad cos you see them grow from egg to chick to hen. They'd potter around the allotment and keep me company when turning soil and planting stuff, fixing fences etc. Then you realise they're food and run a razor over their necks.

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>>74843976

>>74844090
Indication of something I think

disgust? disapproval?

>>74844133
self-interest is the most fundamental basic rule you can follow

reckon i'm the most intelligent and erudite poster here

'ent had a shag in so long ive come to accept that i will never feel the warmth embrace of a women for the remainder of my life. it feels liberating in a sense

>>74844097
Fucking hell.....fucking hell.

>3 year sentence

that judge wants his head kicked in.

>>74844119
>good odour
I said "feminine" odour
that doesn't mean it's good

>>74844097
seems more of a police failure than anything

>>74844097
Is this fucking real? Mental that happened

>>74844067
Yes. Used to make her stuff them in my mouth with her toes then punch my face 'til my nose bled

my face hurts so bad
should have spent more than 60p on razors

I shall be making the new /new/

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>Having children is so selfish, fuck off, the world does not need your useless cabbages running around

me
>shag birds
>drink pints
>bun zoots
you:
>shag your hand
>drink kopparberg
>bun amber leaf

>>74844097
fucking hell what a day

reckon im the dumbest poster here haha
proud of it yes i am

>>74843775
>I won the genetic lottery (looks and brains),
I highly doubt it. litterally doesn't matter what you do if you're attractive. I can turn up best dressed groomed w.e. best "job" and I will get destroyed every time by the good looking guy who is dressed like shit.

>>74844157
>Razor over their necks
I preferred stepping on their heads, thus killing them instantly
It's not pretty, but I believe it is the most humane way to go

>>74844097
I'll have you arrested

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-H1hgTFXjN8

>>74844237
>>74844237
>>74844237

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>>74844197
You like fishy fannies?

love how diverse and multicultural /brit/ is

>>74844097

little slag wanted it

>>74844171
makes sense, why do red pillers use SO many acronyms it's quite goofy

>>74844219
true except the kopparberg

>>74844254
no no

I like that certain smelly smell that girls have after not washing for a day
slightly off but it's still good in a weird way

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Daily reminder that it gets better if you manage to survive to your thirties young lads

>>74844235
there are plenty of very successful good looking people mate. Attractive people are far more likely to be wealthy than the average person.

>>74844219
do all of these except drink kopparberg.

>>74844346
definitely successful ugly person has less "value" than unsuccessful attractive person though. That's not a criticism of the world I compeltely understand it, its just how it is.

>>74844328
I can't even read this what is it exactly