dogtooth edition
EU
>>74824712
Germany*
French music is shit
>>74824712
very dumb post
theres good music everywhere, it has always been this way
>A graduate jobseeker has spoken of her horror at being called a "home-educated oddball" by a prospective employer.
Anna Jacobs read the description by Tecomak Environmental Services in an email inviting her for interview.
Attached seemingly by accident, the comments suggested Ms Jacobs, of Horsmonden in Kent, was "worth an interview if only for a laugh".
Below the formal invitation, the e-mail from Tecomak read: "Home educated oddball. Can't get a job since leaving uni. Forages for mushrooms.
"Difficult to assess from her CV - might be very good but equally could be a biscuit short of a packet or a left-wing loon tree hugger.
"Worth an interview if only for a laugh."
Ms Jacobs said she had a lot to offer and could not believe the firm was considering wasting her time for "a laugh".
lads how do I stop being so sexual
I'm even a virgin, but I spend most of my time thinking about sex, looking at lewd pics of women, sending dick pics to girls on /soc/
I could be using this time to do something prodoctuive
hello lads
>>74824772
Have sex with a pretty boy
Alri
>>74824772
stop being a virgin
once it's done you'll probably be able to get over it
>>74824785
this is the type of body that sends your test levels through the roof
the type of body that makes your dick tingle without even touching it
>>74824807
i'm not even ugly, maybe average. I'm just a socially inept person with very niche interests and i don't want to hang out with people much
if i started lifting i'd probably be a "chad" and could have sex every week but i don't have the motivation
>>74824808
Ass implants and lipo.
what's the plan for today lads?
I feel like I'm walking a tight rope without a circus net
Popping Percocet
I'm a nervous wreck
>>74824772
was like this when i was 14
thought about shagging all the time
worst thing was that a lot of girls were tease at the time
Now we wait
>>74824836
no some girls are just naturally thick and it's perfect
>>74824861
it feels like I'm going through puberty again but x10. Dunno what's goig on
Love King Diamond
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0Ao4t_fe0I
was considering visiting north korea at easter but went to south america instead
probably missed my chance for a long time, now i'd get nuclear holoblasted or end up like this poor yank bastard
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otto_Warmbier
>>74824785
source pls la' x
rubbers? hate em
abortions? hate em
children? love em
Never really thought that much about sex til I was maybe 20, didn't wank til 21
*lets off a little smelly toot*
alri
any /o/ or /n/ lads here?
looking at a Yamaha XE Sirius to buy
>>74824683
trump's unironically a god
the french people elected a more effeminate version of hillary clinton
sad desu
>>74824895
it's mackayla maroney, the gymnast. she's a professional slag on social media now
>>74824896
hate johnnies hate pills. love IUDs nd pulling out simple as.
>>74824900
wew how?
love pints
>>74824930
holy shit i remember watching her in the olympics
she mustve shagged every lad in sight at the olympic village
>>74824914
yeah mate got one right here
>>74824930
damn you really don't see many people make the athlete -> slag career transition
Why do the left go on about race a social construct, no borders and countries not existing yet cry when a country has lots of whites in it
>>74824930
thought i recognised her hahahaha loved hte memes about her having FAS desu
>>74825004
mostly retards are attracted to extreme leftism
>>74824914
get a kymco
>>74825004
they don't, you're delusional
just done something quite pleasing
watched some bent runt do something that must have been rather pleasing
haitiANO time to come back
>>74824900
didn't wank until i was 15 and i thought i was a late bloomer. first time was to some women in lingerie in the argos catalogue. funnily enough today i still prefer to wank to clothed facebook pictures,
love these senile rorkes inventing mythical lefty scenarios and shouting at each other
>>74825020
the jokes on you bud
>>74825037
GET OUT
GET OUT
GET OUT
LEAVE
GET OUT
GET OUT
GET OUT
LEAVE
>>74824962
bit the jamaican relay team passed the baton to her you know what i'm saying aha
The Suite Reich of Zack and Cody
i used to have this weird habit of cumming on my female roommates stuff
that was weird
>>74824900
started wanking at 13 and i was the latest one of the group
>>74825067
she does gymnastics mate
youve been ruining my internet cred for far too long, haitiANO
your era is coming to an end, it's time for the Offiicial Poster of Sweden to post again
NEED a viable suicide method lads.
>>74825074
arent they both weedy little ironic twitter meme lefties now
>>74825085
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT haitANO means
I DON'T KNOW WHO HE IS BUT I'M. NOT. HIM
>>74825094
just say something i dont like the sound of to my face
just went for a jog, had a shower, made a cup of tea and got back in bed, might wank 2-3 times
>>74825004
because they hate white people and want them gone from existence
they believe that white people are evil and if no white people existed then everyone would live in a sort of garden of eden-like state that is perfectly good and peaceful
they would gladly watch you die painfully while hordes of africans flood your nation and take over everything
>>74824838
Visit the canal boat i will soon be living on
>>74825067
gymnasts in olympic form have the body of a 12 year old chinese boy
>>74825074
twink faggot
love to give him a real pounding, show him what's what
now we play the waiting game
*waits*
Just artsy things
>>74825107
absolute state of those teeth
the poleish gf
>>74825108
don't think that's entirely true
>>74825098
Hadn't known that but no surprise
>>74825134
why do shit countries have half-arsed walls like that fucking everywhere? its really sloppy. doesn't fucking paint exist in ethiopia?
>>74825004
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFVwSI1smpE
do white women at the olympics shag all the african athletes?
>>74825118
not really
they usually have a thick, powerful arse, thighs and hamstrings
>>74825173
stop cuckposting
>>74825173
yes i was there
>>74825147
want those shorts after a sweaty training session desu
>>74825173
Hadn't known that but no surprise
>>74825160
It's the unfinished wall at the exterior of my house. The cement on the ground is fresh in preparation for tiles and the wall will be finished in stone.
>bold faced lying
>all intented purposes
>i couldn't careless
yanks e1
thought the memes were just memes but i was standing behind a black bloke in a queue and he fucking stank. i reckon its their hair.
penile
anal
vaginal
what should I do later lads when I'm high as a kite?
was thinking of playing video games and listening to a few vinyls
>>74825105
Ur straight.
>>74825222
>high as a kite?
always thought it was high as a kike, because they always think so highly of themselves
huh
NEED to pet a big willy
got a big fat willy between my big hairy legs
>>74825222
>was thinking of playing video games and listening to a few vinyls
>>74825222
listen to vapourwave
smoke american spirits
drink arizona green tea
play call of duty
nothing comfier than that x
cuckposting
>>74825228
6 minutes ago
na don't care now
>>74825219
they all stink of coconut oil
>>74825219
Haha just came back from the gym then. Sorry bout that m8
Lads, I feel like I'm having a minor breakdown here. It has suddenly occurred to me that I have no idea how to pronounce the plural of "refuge", "refuges". Re-FYU-giz? REF-yu-giz? Every option sounds incredibly retarded.
>>74825258
jesus i think i need to murder something to get this post out of my head
>>74825258
ah yes the american dream
got an average sized willy, very clean with nicely trimmed pubes
>17 cm willy
>technically above average
>still feel ashamed and looks pathetic in pictures
Porn is bad for the brain desu but i want a big meaty dick god dammit
rape isnt an excuse. its a reason.
oi dunners how was ya party m8
>>74825281
whats wrong with it?
hate big willies
Hate willies
Adore pints
>>74825301
really? mine's actually a tiny bit smaller than yours and i post it all the time on other boards and get compliments
hate pints
>>74825301
get penis enlargement surgery
>>74825301
>5.3 inch girth
>technically above average
>'uge legs
>>74824879
That's a former Olympic gymnast turned instagram whore Mckayla Maroney. She's got implants and facial surgery dude.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FucdORG0AP8
>>74825316
good
didn't sperg out at all, had 7 beersies so I managed to be relatively tipsy the whole night
think my flatmate was fucking his gf for a bit in the room next door, was a bit weird
didn't pull but I didn't really expect to at all
>>74825278
refyoojiz
equal emphasis on each syllable
love foreners
had a wank just minutes ago but I'm considering brewing another one
thoughts?
>>74825222
>vinyls
They're called records.
>>74825337
*send you back to your island*
>>74825367
implant my fist into your face in a minute
literally thought these weird nz posters were the same person
>>74825386
Implanted my fist inside your mom a minute ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cozHUec4sPc
>>74825409
doubt it
>>74825222
go outside
love going outside when high
>>74825374
good lad, did you mingle at all?
>>74825440
>go outside
10 yo sister got herself a choker and also has snapchat
not happy about this one
Might have lunch. This whole fasting this becoming a bit tedious.
>>74825461
take control
>>74825461
every girl in middle school got a choker now its weird
shitty trend
>>74825440
>going outside high
ummm no thanks sweaty :) x
>>74825461
heem her
now
>>74825447
yeah just yarned with a few people, this guy was on acid so I had a bit of a laugh talking to him
just had my second wank within the last half an hour
>10 yo sister got herself a choker and also has snapchat
>not happy about this one
Are there actually any scottish here willing to kick some anglos asses ?
>>74825461
Remember boob tubes? It could have been worse.
>>74825489
depends on what you're high
if its on weed then yeah it's a proper good time
>>74824707
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Pum4OaOtkL
>>74825507
not sure what this has to do with work
>>74825506
pics x
>>74825496
ye good lad, glad to hear it went okay xx
happy mothers day
thank fuck its a bank holiday tomorrow
>>74825506
I find that my first wank takes a lot longer than subsequent wanks
First could take 20 mins to cum but the second only 5, but it will still feel as good if not better
>>74825548
that's what i said to your mother last night
want a sophy ridge gf
>>74825564
hmm no its not?
are you with the Labour party or something?
>>74825568
>First could take 20 mins to cum
Why would you even bother if it takes this long?
>>74825570
doing a think to this post
>>74825589
I enjoy it. Got some really good porn.
>>74825568
my wanks are usually over within a minute and a half
but it takes me ages to cum during sex
tfw imagination is more powerful than fanny
>>74825616
no thats just what happens when you death-grip.
>>74825634
oh
is there a way to reverse this
>>74825651
stop wanking
*sharts in your mart*
>>74825691
coles?
woolies?
safeway?
aldi?
>>74825663
alri
>>74825484
>>74825484
>>74825484
Where are the fathers?
All this MGTOW shit but no one brings up how the fathers put up with this shit.
>>74825616
A minute and a half wtf why
So nice to have a good long wank
>>74825712
piggly wiggly
hm
>>74825597
Why do you have a mothers day same as the yanks?
Should be the same as us.
>>74825717
european whores wore chokers to show that they where whores during the earlier centuries but it lost all meaning now, its more of a fashion accessory i guess
>>74825731
apply directly to the forehead
>>74825731
>greek-australian
long way to swim haha
Gonna see King Arthur: Legend of the Sword in 3D
>>74825462
why are you fasting pal?
you're not one of those deadbeat good-for-nothing muslims, are ya?
torn between voting bnp and the communist party
>>74825758
Enjoy David Beckham's monumental cock haha
>>74825763
Weight loss. 177 lbs. Wanna get down to 170.
poo is brewing
one of our resident aussies is a muslim
Cups of the Rose'
Bitches in my old phone
I should call one and go home
I've been in this club too long
>>74825782
height?
>>74825814
not i
>>74825821
5'11
>gf of 7 months
>clearly in love me one weekend, smiling constantly touching me etc.
>disinterested and distant the next (this weekend)
Feel down lads, doesn't look good.
>>74825814
Since fucking when?
We have no resident aussies.
>>74825844
>gf just posted pictures of us on Facebook yesterday
>still have inescapable dreadful feeling she'll break up with me
love porn
love pints
love scunthorpe
>>74825844
ask her whats wrong
>>74825844
she's probably tired of doing all the work
morning lads
work tomorrow
>>74825866
Not since Maisiebro.
>>74825844
Well, did you fuck her ?
>>74825832
in cm? not very good at this inch thing
>>74825903
use this mate
>>74825903
180.34
>>74825713
these streams were comfy
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4erfA6uGH9Q
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5rsA8TD6LoA
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pHehh7HpAOg
anyone remember the cuckio meme
>6'5
>still no gf
>>74825882
We did chat about it...she was super vague, said she felt like she'd been neglecting her friends in favour of me (even though we generally only see each other ~twice a week). Said it's been amazing with me all the time since we started but has felt weird this week.
>>74825883
that's not the case though.
HARD TIMES
Gonna make you wonder why you even try
HARD TIMES
Gonna take you down and laugh when you cry
got a fucking 6 day work week this week
>>74825945
you look a bit podgy there mate
>>74825946
rip
>>74825922
I miss Jesus & Jackie 4chan.
Gonna get some red label and ginger ale for later
>>74825919
3 cm taller than you and i weight 127lbs lol
>>74825946
doesnt look good mate. nothing wrong might happen but idk be on the watch
>>74825963
pull a sickie mate
want to live in a house like this
>>74825945
that's too tall
over 6'4" is you better be a basketball player or else it's circus freak height tier
Upon crashing, the plane was banked left. Those who were on the left side of the plane would, therefore, have had a clear view of the towers approaching, with one burning, until the final moment of the flight.[16]
>>74825917
5'5 manlet, time to kill myself
are there any qt brit short girls or are they all amazons
>>74826000
where will you put your friends mate?
>6'6''
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgkBWZXVLyk
>>74826010
alri boy lad
>>74825017
if there was a Kymco available in my price range I'd consider it
my current bike is an ancient SYM and completely garbage, not to mention the entire is fucked.
3D is so shit tbqh. Might not go.
men over 6'2" are freakish, deformed barbarians
I'm a centrist, ask me anything
>>74824707
dumb nonce film
>>74825983
stream started going downhill when clowns like Brittany Venti and BakedAlaska started showing up
did admire venti's thicc thighs though
>>74826014
did anyone above the floors where the plane struck get out the building? wonder what it looked like inside. proper mental
WAKE UP
>>74826084
/o/ here.
I ride a yamaha fz07. No idea about scoots though
>>74826014
at least it was a quick death unlike the people who were trapped in the buildings
Close my eyes
Feel me now
I don't know, how you could not love me now
GO TO SLEEP
>>74826093
thoughts on pints?
>>74826124
Post this on /x/ and watch them chimp out
>>74826102
4 people made it out of the south tower, because the plane sliced through at an angle that left one stairwell passable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPvu0lQCu20
all the stairwells in the other tower were destroyed
>>74826125
After a reasoned assessment I have determined that I love pints, but this does not necessitate the creation of a pint-based narratiev
>>74826125
rather not say
cymru
at the smallest sign of relationship trouble you should cheat on your gf
>>74826154
*prefer not to say
get the gimmick right cunt
would you eat this?
>>74826167
oh fuck off
in natural society, individual men mate with several women, there are more mothers than there are fathers.
in civilised society, there is one woman for every one man. Roughly equal number of mothers and fathers.
in decadent society, there are several men for individual women. there are more fathers than mothers
>>74826149
there's another mental witness account on one of the documentaries I watched, I think it was called loose change. a guy was trying to escape in the stairwell when the building collapsed and he plummeted like 40 floors with the wreckage but somehow came out pretty much totally unscathed, and remained conscious for the entire thing
>>74826232
nah
reading about isis on wikipedia
reminded me of when a muslim lad at work went off on one about the jews and he and i convinced everyone else that the mainstream media was run by zionists, the shallow brainless normdroids, though im sure they completely forgot about it by lunchtime
>>74826232
where does the "double" come into it?
>>74826250
>in decadent society, there are several men for individual women. there are more fathers than mothers
other way around
20% of men get 80% of the women
Been catching up with the women's football on BBC, absolute cracker x
>>74826291
trump supporter detected
might switch to sumo deadlifts
>>74825782
jesus mcfly you really are a butthead
>>74826291
no, that's natural society mate
that's how the animal kingdom works
Decadent is when mothers have multiple kids of several fathers, and that's the norm
>>74826310
voted gary johnson actually
>>74826310
cuck shill nigger ctr reddit
out and about today
>>74826291
t. MRA
taigs be gone
ctrl-alt-right
literally cannot remember any of my teenage years past about 15 and now suddenly i'm 22 and my life hasn't changed at all
>>74826310
is this meant to be an insult
>>74826349
which one's kev again?
Love memes.
>>74826331
shut up numale cuck leftypol marxist cuck cuck poof numale limp wristed academia zionist jewish pro palestine rasheed paki cuck cuck
>>74826358
nonce
love bicycles
hate cagers
>>74826358
just make sure you don't say the same thing 5 years from now or you'll be fucked for life
>>74826258
you probably mean this guy but he was on the 13th floor
http://www.snopes.com/rumors/survivor.asp
fucked my toenail, it's gone all black rip
back from my two week trip to japan and depressed as fuck
everyone here is fat and stupid and selfish. people even in tokyo were skinny and caring to everyone around them
that and i can walk around their biggest city in any area and know nothing bad would ever happen to me.
Tokyo is the best city in the world. I don't even read anime nor am I particularly attracted to japanese girls
*types up a post*
>>74826376
shut up rorke mong porky nazi russian stooge bash the fash tory twat drumpf
>>74826396
flexible mate
shut up cucks
would in a sec desu
>>74826406
shut up libdem voter paki allen ginsberg reading mong cuck cuck cuck cuck KEK !!!!!!! curry curry poo leftard pro refugee pro eu cuck numale virgin cuckshed bender arse ravaged
hate english. hate borders. hate the church. love foreners and the guardian.
>>74826449
rather Hebrew
found a 'stang
>>74826449
>festival chick
degenerate as fuck
>>74826398
tokyo is indeed a cool city
did you go to kyoto and osaka? worth a visit too
>>74826473
well done!... NOT!
>>74826501
foy
>I don't read anime
Dubfag.
>>74826488
yeh they're all slatterns. stay well away.
white people be like 'ima go stay in tha woods in a tent like it 2000 years ago' like nigga wtf just stay inside with tha air conditioning lmao
>>74826460
shut up SPOOKed racist sexist misogynistic homophobic islamophobic xenophobic bigoted chauvinistic transphobic UKIP scum, no trump, no kkk, no fascist USA, refugees are welcome here
love used bookshops
love being bummed
love harry potter, love game of thrones, love netflix
hate pints
don't rate pogba
>>74826541
yeah never understood the appeal of camping unless you have a caravan
love going to bookshops and being used
found some poo
commencing with my third wank within the last hour
love bumming harry potter
>>74826449
looks like Alan Partridge
did you see that ludicrous display last night?
love bumming, hate bums (simple as)
>>74826291
They got you good.
would unironcially marry
alri lads how's it going? I'm harry btw, harry potter
bums a bit sore
>>74826616
is that that road from hot fuzz?
>>74826499
went to kyoto and really liked it, didn't check out osaka, wish i would have
would like to return but if I do I want it to be a month long trip at the least
When exactly did you realise it was too late to save this earth and that it's all on the downward slide from here on out?
>>74826646
who got me and how?
i don't like to be had
please enlighten me
who /AMWF/ here
>>74826647
That Irish lad posted her for years literally.
Niamh?
>>74826669
>>74826658
alri harry
>>74826666
i went to japan 3 months and i still feel like i didnt even see enough
not a weeb but that country is quite cool. working and living there doesn't seem too nice though
there's more to life than, life.
really wish i were born in a different country and got to experience different culture
i like america a lot, but its sad knowing ill never truly know another culture and its ins and outs.
you can live in other countries for a while, but you'll never be one of them.
wish i could experience a life where I grew up in japan or even italy.
>>74826689
i imagine this is what r/asianmasculinity is like
just a bunch of threads where hyperautistic changs spam amwf interracial porn
>>74826669
yikes, the caps aren't aesthetic at all either.
>>74826669
don't want the mentally ill to have any form of authority
cheers
>>74826733
Bit like ur face.
>>74826669
>encourage transgenders to join
>"given to both male and female"
there's going to be hell to pay for that gaffe
the only winning move is to not play their games
>>74826669
crime must be out of control there if you're trying to get trannies to join the police force
unironically have been doing that gay shite of filming one second of my life every day
i travel a lot for work and go to lots of shows, museums, and events, so maybe it will turn out cool.
why are british prisons strangely named "storage facilities"
>>74826715
honestly I don't think life in 1st world countries really differ much
the traditional culture is very different but life itself isn't anything particular. its not like you were born in a himalayan village in nepal or something
>>74826669
when the nazis lost wwii
>>74826710
In the /jp/ threads on /trv/ it seems like people take multiple trips over several years. You have to do a lot of planning in advance as to where you want to visit.
There are also a lot of TEFL / JET posters who seem to have the best of it with a cushy job + time to actually see the country when they're not "working".
>>74826740
only if you look at me from a side angle
>>74826757
good point desu. i guess most middle class and above people in first world countries usually follow or are expected to follow similar life paths
>>74826757
life in the US is objectively better than life in france
>gay shite
>>74826753
who are you calling a storage facility m8?
>>74826782
Objectively false.
>>74826782
sure
>>74826782
if you say so
>>74826792
he must be hot in all that black
nu
74826822
74826822
74826822
>>74826822
>>74826669
don't trannies want to be either men or women?
honestly how many honest "non-binary genderqueer luvkins" are there out in the world, and even more, how many want to be cops?
just rubbish non-issues as always
bizzaro rorkesheed