/brit/

good edition

glad we successfully got the janny to back the f*ck off

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anime

women's footy lol

you lads watching the 'vision later?

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nice

>>74775191
*picks you up by the scruff of your neck*
that's a timeout for you mister

australia will be the new homeland of high Anglo culture, a successor to the British Empire the same way Byzantium was a successor to Rome

>>74775201
>0
thought so, girls are horrible

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Every political test I take on any site labels me as centrist

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you've get to be a special kind of idiot to take these quizzes seriously
lmao

What's heavier? a kilogram of steel or a kilogram of feathers?

rate my 'values lads

>>74775201
I have more in common with other men than with most women. I think that goes for most people.

>>74775217
dece'

>>74775217
sargon

the gf has become my best friend since i've slowly drifted from the mates i used to have

sad state of affairs really

>>74775286
closet bender

YoUVe GeT to Be a SPeCial KiNd of IDioT to Take TheSe qUiZzes SeRioUsly

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>>74775280
whoops haha

>>74775237
>the same way Byzantium was a successor to Rome
>being a successor to yourself

What did he mean by this?

my gf is a fat goth

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susan

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>>74775203
big fan

>>74775237
hmm yes

>>74775271
yeah its like "the global economy has many advantages - agree or disagree"
whether you think globalism is good or bad it undoubtedly has advantages

>>74775317
by that i meant eastern roman empire to the western roman empire

is the recent joe rogan podcast with gavin mcinnes worth a watch?

I can take gavin in small doses but don't know if I could manage 3 hours of him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kq_Bao_AJDc

pupper if you can hear me

>>74775293
I'm hoping for this but without any mates to drift away from (and I need a gf)

ummmm... fuck off??

>>74775352
i'm impressed joe rogan found a guest who's an even bigger twat than himself

>>74775325
>>74775345
>>74775352
Oireo

*fucks off*

What does a fanny look like after it has been fucked, lads?

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>>74775386
unironically have no fucking idea how anyone can like dappy. He looks like a fucking rat and dresses like shit.

so out of the loop sportwise I just sit there in the pub during any match and ask people which side Cantona is playing for and occasionally shout 'Go Cantona!' at the screen and scream 'CANTONAAAAAAAA' every time theres a goal

>>74775433
red

>>74775417
>facebook
FONT

>>74775444
his sista tho

wearing a skirt

dont care

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Joe Rogan Josh

>>74775386
>dubz
nice, very impressive

>>74775403
contrarian bellend
joe rogan is good

>>74775465
pics

>check my phone to see if I have any tinder matches, none
>watch a show for 10 minutes
>check my email to see if I have any OKC matches, none
>watch a show for 10 minutes
>repeat

What am I like haha

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>contrarian bellend
>joe rogan is good

>>74775433
ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?

arrogant student twats

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pommy twat

having some hot sex

>>74775534
good post

the gf

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1494680063227.webm

>>74775553
unironically believe this

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>willingly doing this to yourself

he's donating his brain to research since he had about 50 concussions in his career

my arsehole is oddly itchy today

>>74775534
my fucking sides

>>74775553
what did he mean by this?

>>74775553
really takes a balkanian to get it innit

>>74775534
appreciate this

>>74775596
so do all women, they just don't admit it

>>74775465
pics?
>>74775603
wrestlers are fucking mental
>>74775605
*scratches it*

>>74775593

dumb bint can't even eat a banana properly

>>74775649
magnificent post

>>74775649
she's right the stupid nignog

>>74775593
>eye surgery
nty

>>74775649
It's funny that her boyfriend is white

>>74775649
so are blacks

either everyone has biases or nobody does

>>74775649

who cares

Sorry I didn't understand.

does this mean you wanna talk to me now?
i can't do that cause it's hard for me now

Listening to the vines

I can't get over how good faye reagan was

>>74775649
ah yes good point
multiculturalism should fix this

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Haven't been on /brit/ for a year or so, what have I missed?

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>>74775729
>>74775753

>>74775747
was never a fan tbqh
the only ginger i like is gwen stark

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1494263024602.webm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNMQcjFXJ0c
this is pure football la

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>>74775773

>>74775773
kino

local maplin had one of those raspberry pi's on display and had based fucking Golden Axe loaded up

didn't like having to use the analog stick on the xbox controller to move though. the d-pad didn't seem to work for whatever reason

>>74775772


>not marie mccray

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the missus

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>not adding cytrus to you are meals

*contemplative voice*
hmmm.... poo? bum? willy?

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she was not bad looking actually

>>74775813
they were selling 16GB micro SDs for £60 last time I was there

>>74775693
>>74775729
>>74775753

is it at all possible that donnie DIDN'T penetrate his wee lass at some point?

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this is everyone ITT except me

>>74775821
really gets my noggin joggin

>>74775773
being a darkie in japan must be like living in an amusement park

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Relapsed today, lads

prolapsed today lads

lol there was another slip in the premier league /sp/ must be in melt down

>>74775866

scarily accurate

why is the zx spectrum lauded?
it was shite compared to it's only competition, the C64, the Amiga and even the Amstrad CPC

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a-alri, lads

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>>74775963

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVseKibIfO4

niggers

>>74775943
/sp/ is fucking pathetic desu. no wonder the mods hate the place

>>74775916
what did you do
>>74775963
*chops it off*

>The term paramoudras was first used by Buckland in 1817 and is a corruption of a Gaelic name, probably padhramoudras "ugly Paddies" or peura muireach "sea pears".[1]

hmm

>>74775982
you'd give that smooth bellend a little lick though, right?

>>74775940
watching this without sound, i can really see the brits in them

>>74775983
imagine if the races were reversed. front of BBC 6 o'clock news, the guardian, independent, daily mirror and every leftoid magazine/newspaper for weeks

>>74775816
would love to put my hand on her forehead and bounce it into the wall behind her

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>>74775983
>144p

brother keeps getting knocked back at the first date.

bit sad

starting to get an awful lot of tim vids recommended to me on random videos
not good

https://twitter.com/jpy_kurdish/status/861404580768362496

can someone tell me what value there is in not deporting all niggers back to sub-saharan africa?

>>74776061
mincer

>>74776071
>can someone tell me what value there is in not deporting all niggers back to sub-saharan africa?
well you see, if we did that, then the international community would be very cross with us

sort of want to watch Eurovision but there's too much boxing on.

http://www.strawpoll.me/12955362
http://www.strawpoll.me/12955362
http://www.strawpoll.me/12955362
CRUCIALLY VITAL IMPORTANT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/12955362
http://www.strawpoll.me/12955362
http://www.strawpoll.me/12955362

>>74774882
now she's responded with "going out to a warehouse party"

fucking hell done with it all

>>74776009
wat?

>>74775237
so will the queen/king move to Australia

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4497258/Video-shows-school-fight-five-students-parents.html?ito=video_player_click

hmm yes, black people. enlightening and refreshing to see so many monkey faces in our countries these days

>>74776104
sofia?

>>74776061
dire

the gf is a brainlet

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>>74775998

Monster energy

>>74776107
"high anglo culture" doesn't constitute posh german overlords

>>74776130
at least you know she's female

did you see what i done
came in a african american benz
left in a white one

>>74776130
they all are

>>74776143
you listened to the album?

>>74776124
I live in another country, of course it's not the same girl

(she is half english though)

Who is your favourite Musketeer, lads?

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>when you saw senna crash in 94

>>74776156
only a few songs so far im listening to the full album right now lad

>>74776071
>>74776108
Oh look, racist /brit/ has reared its ugly head. I'll be back in a few threads and hope these cretins have dispersed.

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About to massively increase my brain power

gib gud slags pl0x

>>74776182
lol go do some gardening granddad

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>>74776192
sorry hun but that pill is only available in the united kingdom xx

>bright blue skies every day
>saturday
>rain


fuck off

>>74776071
>literally not a single valid retort

hmm interesting

>>74776236
such is the life of the wagecuck

does being a radical centrist mean you're a fence sitter, or that your centrism is your conviction

>>>/tg/53213421

/tg/ is good for a laff

>>74776192
>>74776235
thought it was balanced on the end of a willy

>>74776236
It would have been ruined anyway by some twat cutting his grass or hedges.

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how did gookmoot bypass adblock

>>74776236
literally been overcast where I live for the last two months

sure it never used to be like this

>>74776071
>that twitter profile

utter wasteman

http://www.strawpoll.me/12955392

http://www.strawpoll.me/12955392

http://www.strawpoll.me/12955392

Finally got a fucking laptop from work, so now I can work from home a couple of days a week.

No more wearing clothes while answering emails for me.

>>74776269
He has? I see none.

>>74776260
it is (my willy)
come gobble it up xox

I turn off adblock on 4chan because I want to at least contribute a little to the continued existence of this site

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Paul_Franklin

supreme gentleman

fadge

>>74776210
i'll fucking snatch the life right out of you little shit if you call me grandad again

>>74776298
*bites it off*

tfw radical centrist ENTP

The catholic faith is so retarded. I can understand other religions believing in their gods, that's fine. But Catholics actually worshipping Mary is something I cannot accept. They believe in God and Jesus yet decide to worship the human woman that was simply used as a vessel to give birth to their God/Jesus. It's so fucking stupid, as religions go.

>>74776324
oi! gimme my bellend back

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is that time of the month for me when wanking feels inexplicably better than usual

swear there's a male monthly hormonal cycle causing it

>>74776317
channelfadge is true /brit/ kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1b4y1Q6gDQ

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Discuss

>>74776339
Nobody worships Mary. she intercedes and carries our prayers to God's ear because she doesn't need an appointment. Like a queue-jumping thing.

>>74776333
lefty infp

>>74776339
beta retards, you can never get rid of them

>>74776071
>People with no brains are allowed to voice their opinion
God I hate the twitter age

Would really like Australians to post in /cum/ rather than here. They've much more common with yanks.

>>74776333
tfw rorke ENTP

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>>74776269

>recommended

What did mook mean by this?

>>74776361
>indian/paki isnt negative
?

>>74776361
>indian/paki
>not worse than trap

consider other sources

business idea: radical centrist general on /pol/

>>74776361
Quite accurate

>>74776355
more of a weekly cycle for me
usually I'll rub it raw and have to wait for it to heal to get back to the highs

feel like voting for corbyn lads, not sure mass immigration is a very good idea though and I have no idea where he's going to get the funding for all his policies

thoughts?

>>74776409
>>74776413
I'm a paki (white) and you'd be surprised how attractive we can be.

>>74776361
>arab as much as white

lol

>>74776355
it's caused by not drinking out of plastic bottles

>>74776392
This

beddie byes /brit/

>>74776441
if you don't like immigrants, have more kids and encourage your friends to have more kids too

>>74776361
>starting the graph at 0 instead of 18
nonce

>>74776361
latina needs to be 10 years further back, most turn fat and ugly after they've had their 3rd kid at 25

>>74776071
https://twitter.com/JPY_Kurdish/status/861701659382120448

really got my neurons firing

>>74776441
does corbyn actually support mass immigration? thought it was a meme

>>74776392
do french have more in common with brits or euros

>>74776486
>implying women suddenly turn attractive when the clock strikes midnight on their 18th birthday

Bullshit.
Girls start becoming attractive as soon as puberty begins.
Prior to that they look like potatoes.

desperately want to suck a willy

>>74776441
>not sure mass immigration is a very good idea though
Why?
>I have no idea where he's going to get the funding for all his policies
the labour manifesto is fully costed. small tax rises are more than enough to pay for everything

>>74776488
nothing better than a Latina MILF tbqhwyf

They do go downhill quickly after prime milf years though, as I showed.

>>74776519
C H E L S M F O R D

can anyone explain this humor?
https://twitter.com/swatercolour/status/862273472680120320

>>74776506
he doesn't believe in borders

>>74776361
>oriental above latina
fuck off

>>74776555
Are you autistic?

I hereby concede defeat in fantasy premier league

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>>74776071
>>74776499
>be right wing mong who hates antifa and socialism
>be pro YPG and PKK, who are dedicated revolutionary socialists
???

>>74776533
I don't think it's done France, Germany or Sweden many favours, I'm talking 500k a year by the way, I've no problem with immigration in general

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this one got me thinking

>>74776513
Literally know nothing about modern France or French people so I don't know. Who would you side with if push came to shove?

P U R E S K I N

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Literally shaking right now. I went into my local B&Q to pick up a light fitting and ran into a den of fascism.

Is this what post-Brexit Britain has come to? There was a black family in there. I can't even begin to imagine how they felt. I wanted to show them my safety pin to let them know I was safe, but they seemed too shocked to understand what I was saying, and who can blame them?

>>74776586
no I want to know but my english is not enough to understand it

old power rangers is miles better than new power rangers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5SXDwM5pcc

>>74776636
Fuck off you proxy cunt

>>74776361
as long as orientals don't succumb to the fat gimmick after 40 some of them can be quite milfy

>Gavin McInnes
suspenders twat

>>74776592
YPG and PKK would be the enemy of rorke's enemy, therefore rorke's friend

>>74776618
whitey BTFO

>>74776638
Time Force had a lot of shitty episodes too anon

It's all the same, some good some shit

>>74776645
prokushi?I'm an authentic Jap

>>74775217

I got the same lad

>>74776555
>>74776636
What dont you understand lad?

>>74776626
bet you thought this was clever

Hate the autistic cunts who use VPNs and try and get attention here

>>74776626
WHITE POWER

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>YPG and PKK would be the enemy of rorke's enemy, therefore rorke's friend

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post milfs

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Tried to fuck the gf whilst she was on her period. Big mistake.

>>74776686
all me

gonna fill my belly with food then have a nap

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>>74776626
this is trump's britain. he warned you about it but you didn't listen

>>74776618
I fucking hate this country

>>74776689
wasn't fedora-worthy, fuck off

WHITE POWER RᴀɴGeR

i fucking love science

never seen someone on social media with their nation's flag as their profile pic that wasn't an absolute spastic of the highest degree

rasheed defence force working overtime in this thread while on the paki shop floor

>>74776702
what happened

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>>74776269
dunno how it knew I lived in Local Area

>>74776743
they're mostly white kids in uni with jewish professors

>>74776670
time force is excellent compared to the goatshit they make today

>>74776702
FONT

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>never seen someone on social media with their nation's flag as their profile pic that wasn't an absolute spastic of the highest degree

>>74776683
I don't know what happened in 3rd and 4th pictures
I want to know because it seems buzzing

>>74776619
well id rather side with britain than any other euro country for sure but i cant speak for modern france
anyway modern france lacks a national identity so im not sure theres any answer

>>74776759
Have you even watched Ninja Steel? It's pretty jokes

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imagine not rating Death in June

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hmmm

Latest Goldberg video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPI-mRFEIH0

>>74776764
>>74776748
Was not ready for the amount of blood or the smell

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do not find this bitch attractive in any way

>>74776787
the french are little benders that eat mouldy cheese

>>74776821
what did it smell like?

>>74776819
Reminder that she released a Christian Rock album in 2001, back before (((they))) got her

>>74776822
shed probably break her bones before cutting any wood if she were to actually use this axe

>>74776822
i remember when i was gay

Imagine living in a Latin-Celtic ethnostate for literally 2000 years and then having the majority of the new generation of your country be of foreign, mostly nonwhite. origin.

neighbours are drug dealers and live next door illegally yet they have the audacity to snitch on other

>>74776788
>It's pretty jokes
what did he mean by this

who encapsulates radical centrism the best?

>Tony Blair
>Nick Clegg
>Emmanuel Macron
>Muammar Gaddafi
>Gamal Nasser
>Benito Mussolini
>Aleksandr Dugin
>Gregor Strasser

>>74775940
Top lads

>>74776822
bucci mentioned

>>74776841
actually i am quite the alpha male and have intercourse with qts left and right on a daily basis

>>74776867
>latin

>>74776882
are muammar

>>74776882
You forgot Tutankhamon, Gengis Khan and Charles V

>>74776882
Blair and Clinton were the OGs of the the ol' rad' 'trism

>>74776873
I've never been bold enough to do it myself, but my friends have regularly snitched on various drug using degenerates in my area. There is no greater joy than seeing your thieving, pothead neighbor violate his parole after you leave an anonymous tip.

>>74776618
why do those houses cost so much?
mine's bigger and is only worth £250,000

>Hampstead
ahhhh that explains things

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I hear you're a racist now

>>74775940
SHOE-Y

no trump
no kkk
no fascist usa

>>74776882
Gerhard Schroeder

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a nice design that

trump
kkk
fascist usa

Lads what can I do on the weekend as a miserable lonely twat?

At least during the week I have a job where people talk to me sometimes.

I've already spent £110 on prostitution this week.

>>74776927
yeh and?

>>74776890
France.

>>74776777

radox (bath products company) sent him some of their products after he unintentionally featured one of them in the first picture

after being sent their (radox) products he recreated picture one, but featured a picture of an aston martin instead, in the hope that aston martin would send him an actual car (as radox did with their products)

I don't understand why centrism gets memed on here. What's so wrong about being open to both sides

pretty sure something like 70% of britain is council housing

you have to go to tiny villages or places like Oxford to find people with an IQ above 40

>>74776941
good punk lyrics

>>74776777
3rd picture is the man showing all the shower products he got from radox. the 4th is him with a picture of a sports car. I think the joke is he is hoping to get a sports car by putting a picture of one is his photo. In short, 1st picture has shower product in photo by accident and company gives him free stuff, in 4th picture he puts picture of sports car so car company will give him free sports car.

>>74776942
Start watching Law & Order and all it's spin offs. Totals nearly 60 series, will keep you bus for a while

>>74776737
Jackeen

>>74776942
>>74776942
lose yourself in vidya, sports and an endless movie backlog like I do

>>74776956
that's a big mouth

>>74776950
latin isn't an ethnicity

>>74776955
nah
most councils sold off their housing stock to private companies

>>74776956
Very attractive although a bit of a monkey face looks a bit like Hamsik

>>74776950
france was never an ethnostate

>>74776942
watch footy
spend time with the /brit/ lads

>>74776966
ah yes the northerner who embraces his irishness to a cartoonish degree to spite the brits

>>74776927
What's the Church's stance, should we all be racists now?

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>>74776954

>>74776956
someone give me a quick rundown

>>74776842
old rancid blood. thing I didn't realise is that period blood can just sit there stewing in a girls vag so when it comes out it smells absolutely foul.

>>74776867
>2000 years
i'm 23 mate

>>74776942

like to go on long walks me

>>74777009
hate these comics

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>>74777019

>>74777003
Ahh yes the disconnected Dub living in his grey concrete jungle of Yankisms and Norman genes thinking he has anything of value to say about Ireland

>>74777019
that's because you're a bellend and a greasy little virgin

>>74776992
It was for the Latinized Celtic population though I should not have described it in modern terms. The country of France, for a very long time, had been inhabited by Europeans and now it will not.

>>74777032
>>74777034
hate these posts

>>74776963
I've seen enough of that in the past to see them all.

>>74776971
I have spent weeks of my life playing vidya games but recently I can't even motivate myself to do that.

>>74776993
"Watching" Final Score as we speak.

>>74777018
why

>>74776882
Obongo

/mu/ is the worst of the hobby boards

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>>74777052

>>74777084

>>74777040
hows america doing?

>>74777032
is that meant to be hunter s thompson

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>The yanks trying to teach us about european history again

>>74776951
>>74776959
thank you very much
I completely understood

>>74775217
> boxing in your political and social philosophies in meme dichotomies
ahaha im laffin