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chuckle brothers edition
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more like cuckle brothers
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love pints
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more like cuckle brothers
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>pass user since 2016

more like permanent runt since 2016
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first for /brit/
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYAS6Dwz0II

my new waifu
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what happened to the prozzie fucking cokehead engineer?

does he still post?
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>>reddit scum
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wish i knew how much my trust fund and inheritance are actually worth but its culturally unacceptable to talk about money
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to me
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all you have to do is stay
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>what happened to the prozzie fucking cokehead engineer?

>does he still post?
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>>74656640
the origin of "rorke"
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>>74656714
Messi is short lad
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isle of man mentioned in sopranos
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>>74656919
>trust fund
fuck off billionaire
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gabagol
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she hasnt replied lads
did i fuck up
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BLACK DRESS

WITH THE TIGHTS UNDERNEATH
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>>74656957
was that the first time you've made a sexual comment regarding her?
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APPLE BOTTOM JEANS
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>>74656931
that picture is some serious autism
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>>74656949
given what my older siblings were given straight up because they didn't have a trust fund set up for them i don't think its something you could be NEET on
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been on the chan for ten years and only last year realised the catalog existed. made it much easier to browse
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doing a turd
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>>74656989
yeah
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>>74656957
you should send another message
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Does anzu post on 4chan?
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>>74657005
howling
how did you miss that
i always use the catalog, can't imagine using page view
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>>74657005
i almost never venture outside of /brit/ anymore
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>>74656957
jesus christ
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>>74656931
I was there when this happened

it got out of hand shortly thereafter and we had a couple of threads that were 90% people just replying consecutively "rorke" and "rasheed"
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>>74656957
creasing
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would blow up a train station for an Italian rorke gf
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>>74656991
BOOTS WITH THE FUR
WITH THE FUR
THE WHOLE CLUB'S LOOKING AT HER
SHE HIT THE FLOOR
SHE HIT THE FLOOR
NEXT THING YOU KNOW
SHAWTY GOT LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW
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wonder what it would be like to be a slutty woman
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>>74657009
you should have just said "you'll find out soon" or something
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>>74657005
lad i bet you dont even know about the thread watching list
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>>74657005
it only came about in like 2013 i think
i remember having to use another site to view boards as a 'catalog' before that - think the url had neet in it
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>>74656931

wew

well collated and informative
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>>74656957
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been on 4chan for about 12 years now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KtAgAMzaeg
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she played the fiddle in an irish van
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wtf lauren southerns voice is like a mans haha
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>>74657055
cannot imagine this being said in a british accent
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>>74656957
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SHE REPLIED
now what?
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https://youtu.be/s6wmh3B4uTA

He's right you know...
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bit strange that companies can't refuse applicants who are in a wheelchair for jobs that require walking lmao
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How do we fix America?
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>>74657089
And fell in love with an m50 man
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wagwan
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HEADS UP! HEADS UP!
HERE'S ANOTHER ONE!
AND A - AND ANOTHER ONE
OOHHHHHHHH!

YEEK YEEK! (WOOP WOOP!) WHY YOU ALL IN MY EAR?!
TALKING A WHOLE BUNCH OF SHIT THAT I AIN'T TRYING TO HEAR!
GET BACK MOTHERFUCKER, YOU DON'T KNOW ME LIKE THAT!
(GET BACK MOTHERFUCKER YOU DON'T KNOW ME LIKE THAT)
YEEK YEEK WOOP WOOP!! I AIN'T PLAYING AROUND!
MAKE ONE FALSE MOVE I'LL TAKE YA DOWN
GET BACK MUHFUCKER! YOU DON'T KNOW ME LIKE THAT!
(GET BACK MUHFUCKER!! YOU DON'T KNOW ME LIKE THAT!)

WHOO!! S-S-SO C'MON C'MON
DON'T ... GET SWUNG ON, SWUNG ON
IT'S THE KNICK KNACK PADDYWHACK, STILL RIDE IN CADILLACS
FAMILY OFF THE STREET! MADE MY HOMIES PUT THE BAGGIES BACK
STILL STACKING PLAQUES! (YEP!) STILL ACTION PACKED! (YEP!)
AND DOUGH!! I KEEP IT FLIPPING LIKE ACROBATS!
THAT'S WHY I PACK A MAC, THAT'LL CRACK 'EM BACK
CAUSE ON MY WAIST THERE'S MORE HEAT THAN THE SHAQ ATTACK
BUT I AIN'T SPEAKING ABOUT BALLIN, BALLIN
JUST THINKING ABOUT BRAWLIN TILL Y'ALL START BAWLIN
WE ALL IN TOGETHER NOW, BIRDS OF A FEATHER NOW
JUST BOUGHT A PLANE SO WE CHANGING THE WEATHER NOW
SO PUT YOUR BRAKES ON, CAPS PUT YOUR CAPES ON
OR KNOCK OFF YOUR BLOCK, GET DROPPED AND HAVE YOUR FACE FLOWN
CAUSE I'LL PROVE IT! SCRATCH OFF THE MUSIC!
LIKE HEY LITTLE STUPID! DON'T MAKE ME LOSE IT!!
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>>74657115
>goddamn
punt her back to america lad
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>>74657140
me on the right in the first picture
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any ir*sh here from galway?
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>>74657115
what's the next stage in your masterplan
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>>74656931
cant believe someone put this level of effort into finding this out. i was here for it, it was just one guy, largely suspected to be a paki, shortly after started spamming FONT
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HOWLING at the 2 lads i saw wearing this on my campus earlier
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>>74657140
send all niggers back to africa
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https://youtu.be/L4DsEHINz30
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>>74657140
worry not, dear friend

day of the rope is fast approaching
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>>74657156
wtf dude
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>>74657140
>insecure people looking for attention online
sounds farmiliar
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>>74657170
why is that funny
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>>74657172
>>74657181
racist
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unfortunately live like 40 mins away...
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>>74657119
>gibs me dat
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>>74657140
send all wh*tes back to europe
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>>74656957
Bit abrupt lad
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> My end game you ask? Why it is fucking you every way possible and teaching you everything I like so that the sex is amazing... Evil right? *kisses you*
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>>74657024
dunno lad never been the cleverest bloke
never knew how to put a trip on (still don't)
don't know how to triforce either but don't really care to learn tbf

>>74657071
first I've seen of it
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>>74657193
lmao
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was getting into this gardening lark but then a squirrel dug up my potatoes
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>>74657193
can you hear that
that's the sound of a minge drying up
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rap is for criminals and children
taxation is theft
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>>74657193
>asking the girl to pick you up
rooting for you but I easily see her changing her mind at the last minute or some shit
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>>74657165

from k*rry me
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>>74657193

lol, she must be unattractive.
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the wrong side won wwii
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>>74657193
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anyone got that vocaroo about the northerners?
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>>74657190

it's nonsense and PJW is a meme human
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>>74657243
no you aren't
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>>74657193
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5RtlpXsl8k
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>>74657193
really enjoying this episode.
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Had a 16 hour nap today.

Diagnosis: Chronic depression from overworking and no gf.
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the wrong side won the battle of hastings
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>>74657193
(´・ω・`)
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>>74657266
what's wrong with pjw?
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>>74657172
>>74657181
rorkes
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the wrong side won the punic wars
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>>74657277
feel the same about waterloo
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had an 8h nap yesterday
might have a 10+ hour one today
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>>74657193
Say this
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZOLKwSsFik
screaming
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The Battle of Valmy and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
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lads should i get a ticket for alien covenant on friday
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>rap is for criminals and children
>taxation is theft

>the wrong side won wwii
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the minor scrap between two bands of humans somewhere on the arabic peninsula set the tone for the rest of humanity
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gfs doing a prego test today lads
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the wrong side won the cold war
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>>74657309


he's fake news

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tzEhdaRxck
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*sits up*
*lies back down again*
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wish the nazis and based japan had won
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the wrong side won the war of the roses
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>>74657398

FONT
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>>74657419
fuck the nips they were crazy
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when we make first contact with aliens we're going to have to actively censor and bury 90% of sci-fi media due to the possibility of it offending them

we have no idea what their sensibilities are when it comes to understanding fiction, something like Warhammer 40k could spark an outright galactic war if it got into alien hands without properly being explained
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>>74657398
good luck lad, hope you want to keep it cos abortion is murder
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>>74657404
honestly dont think europe would be much different today if they had
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when did /pol/ takeover /tv/
>>>/tv/82596506
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>>74657408
he's right about most things and backs it up with evidence
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http://www.collegehumor.com/post/7020559/this-guys-tinder-pickup-lines-are-so-corny-theyre-brilliant

Hahahah legend!
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>wish the nazis and based japan had won
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>>74657469
shan't
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>>74657398
abortion on the cards?
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>>74657455
aliens don't exist
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>>74657460
/tv/ has been made far right by the cold reality of modern media
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>>74657458

>killing a bunch of unformed skin cells
>murder

Ahh yess, you popping a boil on your arse is murder too then?
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sent a girl "what's cooking good looking" on tinder and ended up spunking in her
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more like the chuckle brothers

just lost my job, my friends. my parents are dead, thinking of d
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>>74657297
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>>74657505
anybody who says this unironically is an actual imbecile
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>>74657509
>comparing random body cells to a zygote
leftism is a mental illness
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I love Anzu
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>>74657455
I could heem any alien runt who dared arch up over it desu. the heemings would be considered research because I'd find the chin on every one of them when I spark them out
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>what's wrong with pjw?
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>>74657458
only after 25 weeks
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anyone remember the cuckio meme
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>>74657494
can only hope, obv would prefer that but it'll fuck with her if she doesn't want one but gets one
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Top fucking kek!
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The sound of girly laughter and lighthearted japes travel through my window and feel like nails on a chalkboard
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>>74657510
she probably was suffering from sunstroke
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>caring about zygotes
ireland is a mental illness
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>>74657568
cringe
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pjw is based. he's one of the only right youtubers I can stand
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To subvert the tyranny of our execrable government, to break the connection with England, the never failing source of all our political evils, and to assert the independence of my country--these were my objects. To unite the whole people of Ireland, to abolish the memory of all past dissentions, and to substitute the common name of Irishman, in the place of the denominations of Protestant, Catholic, and Dissenter--these were my means."

- Theobald Wolfe Tone, The founding father of Irish Republicanism.
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>what's wrong with pjw
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>>74657569
*jumps through your window naked and cut from the shards*
*bleeds to death on your floor*
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>>74657510
what are you going to call the baby?
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>pjw is based. he's one of the only right youtubers I can stand


hat
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>>74657568
I don't even understand this. this is actually cringe *burp*
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>pjw is based. he's one of the only right youtubers I can stand
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I can't take PJW seriously 2bh, crack up every time he starts ranting
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>>74657568
>yank "humor"
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>>74657589
heres some other good ones
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haven't ever read a single phone screenshot ever posted here

can't think of a more cancerous kind of post, literally giganormie tier
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>an ADOREBLE gurl wolks in
>my PEENUS becomes stiff and I staht tah feel like BILL CLINTOHN
>SOOPAH MALE VITALUHTY kicks in so I get the cohredge tah TOLK tah her
>can't fink of somethin tah say
>"OI! Did yew know NOINETY FOH PASENT of peeple don't trost the MAYNE-STREEM MEATIER"
>she looks confused so I tolk moh loudly
>"DID YEW KNOW MAIKUL MOH IS A SAG OF SHIT"
>IMAJUN MY SHOCK whin she stahts to roon away
>"OI! ROONIN AWAY FROM ME IS NOT A LEHJITIMUT FOHM OF PROW-TEST YEW UTTAH FOOKIN MOW-RON"
>that fill wun no GEE-EFF
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i like pjw
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>>74657568
ahahah holy sh*t!
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I had rather have a plain russet-coated captain that knows what he fights for, and loves what he knows, than that which you call a gentleman and is nothing else.

- Oliver Cromwell, the founding father of radical centrism
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>>74657589

hope this is b8
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>Tfw no 32 county Irish communist revolutionary republic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-8yx5K_LCo
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>>74657628
/brit/ is a normie general, abnorunt
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>>74657534

>being so backwards that abortion is still illegal and you only recently legalised homosexuality

Ahh yess the 'rish
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>i like pjw


hat
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Paul Joseph Watson is unironically a fucking hack, only good for introducing teenagers to basic redpills

gas yourself if you watch him and are over twenty
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time for an afternoon spliff
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>why yes, i do believe in aliens
>*hums the x files theme* haha
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>>74657627
they should be lined up and shot
except for shoe, who should be kept in my cellar
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I too like PJW

Preaching
the
Just
Word
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>>74657645
it isn't. he's good
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>>74657664
good lad

*secretly informs your local police*
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really shit thread so far
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>>74657624
>humor

FOY
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got a monday and tuesday off work in a couple of weeks

thinking of booking flights to madrid and having a night out what do you reckon lads
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>>74657702
I agr*burp*ee
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accidentally saved a 'dora in my porn folder haha
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>>74657589
you must be tone deaf mate cause his voice is horrid
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I was born on a Dublin street where the Royal drums do beat
And the loving English feet they tramped all over us,
And every night when me father'd come home tight
He'd invite the neighbors outside with this chorus:

Oh, come out you black and tans,
Come out and fight me like a man
Show your wives how you won medals down in Flanders
Tell them how the IRA made you run like hell away,
From the green and lovely lanes in Killashandra.
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>>74657712
could be a laugh
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>>74657712
megarunt-tier
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i rememeber when PJW was our meme and then it spread everywhere

we used to type words out in lower case then upper case like so:

ILLARY clinton IS a DELUDED leftist IDIOT
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>>74657630
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1494425072281.webm
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>>74657655
fuck gays and fuck sluts
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Want to introduce my black friend to /brit/ but worried about all the racists giving him a bad impression
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>>74657650
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ibiodts
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girl at my work with an amazing batty was wearing leggings today
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>>74657712
sounds alri, just don't spend it on /brit/ please
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>>74657742
IMAJUN MY SHOK WHEN READING THIS
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is that bloke with the evil plan gonna post what she replied?
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>>74657742
stolen from /pol/

/brit/ doesnt make oc
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>>74657722
OHH AHH UP THE RA
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv_7iuBHVug
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>>74657738
explain yourself
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radical centrism memes came from /brit/
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>>74657696

state of ya
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>>74657756
always fascinating to get an insight into how reactionaries see the world
no room for human agency, just a giant conspiracy led by jews or some other outsider group
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>>74657791
don't understand how girls can like willy and nuts
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vibrating the eardrum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEYc1qwRYzQ
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What do you think this daft cow is listening to, lads?
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>>74657798
>/brit/ doesnt make oc

explain the cuckio meme then
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>why yes, I do fly to other countries to go on benders
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>>74657812
>the worst, most unfunny meme ever conceived is /brit/s
imajun
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>>74657812
*reddit
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EMAJUGHN MAIGH SHOGHCK
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>>74657856
daft punk
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>>74656896
good description of me desu
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>>74657843
they like them hard
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>always fascinating to get an insight into how reactionaries see the world
>no room for human agency, just a giant conspiracy led by jews or some other outsider group
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Getting my flirt on lads
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>>74657812
yeah we should be ashamed of ourselves
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>>74657856
jpg of her face renamed to mp3
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>>74657526
the idea of us meeting alien life in any significant form beyond maybe bacteria or simple animal/plant/whatever life its unrealistic and nearly impossible.

in all likelyhood aliens don't exist in any relevant form (either close enough, advanced enough, or existing at the same period of time) thus functionally do not exist.

I get a giggle about how upset mongoloids get when someone doesn't believe in space angels
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>>74657858
that sounds fun you shut in runton
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>memes
get the fuck back over to >>>/b/ or redit or wherever you lot came from

we only deal in gimmicks
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>>74657742
>i rememeber when PJW was our meme and then it spread everywhere
Do you actually leave this place?
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>>74657866
check the archive
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There's not much for a chippie but swinging a pick
And you can't live on love, on love alone
So you sail cross the ocean, away cross the foam
To where you're a Paddy, a Biddy or a Mick
Good for nothing but stacking a brick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJGjDy8L8UY
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>>74657833
>no room for human agency

same as how leftists see the world really
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Not sure whats worse, spending your life in Britain or spending you life in /brit/
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zionist_entity
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>>74657921
reddit post
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>>74657903
literally not a single argument in this post
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>>74657903
>in all likelyhood [sic]
Show me your maths for that mate
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>we're so le speschul we call memes gimmicks
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvZskcqdYcE
running in the night with youuuuuuu
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>>74657903
you have moved to another country on the other side of the world and I swear I see you on here every time I come on.

the absolute state of you
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>>74657722
*nicks your spuds*
psshh...nothing personnel kid
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>>74657940
poundshop reply
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>>74657544
>the heemings would be considered research because I'd find the chin on every one of them when I spark them out
made me laugh loud
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redditflaggers fuck off
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>this wanker with his 'le's and 2012 ironic posting
the new posters always stick out like a sore thumb
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>>74657925
Humanism is an integral part of a leftist worldview
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>>74657954
same timezone lad
I've maybe posted 3 times today before this thread
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phimoposting is my favourite gimmique
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had a casting today lads
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>>74657979
good image
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I miss turtlemong and thainonce.
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>this paki trying to turn /brit/ into his cliquey little hugbox

Fucking cancer like this is the reason this place is fucking diabolical now.
>>
humanism is christianity minus the supernatural
>>
Is anyone around for a quick meet and chat?
>>
>>74658061
bit gay
>>
kill yourself bro
>>
>>74658044
there's many kinds of humanism
>>
any poster that is recognisable enough to warrant a stupid special snowflake nickname that is used among their annoying groupies is one which I do not miss the slightest bit
>>
reddit flags, or extra flags for int, is a revolution in posting. come join the fun, meet new friends, and fill out your maps
>>
Penis slightly hurts

Diagnosis: Chronic Masturbation
>>
>>74658087
and yes, you know who you are
>>
>>74657998
yeah mate sure thing
>>
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reminder christians unironically believe morals wouldn't exist without christianity
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best brit gimmicks

>gif - fuck off
>look at this fucking dog
>The best gimmicks are the ones posted...
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these fucking grey squirrels keep getting fatter
>>
>>74658137
should have had her wearing a hijab
>>
>>74658145
all me
>>
>>74658149
One of these bastards jumped out a bin and scratched me the other day.
>>
>>74658149
want to touch it
>>
>>74658149
That's an enchilada lad
>>
wish I had a cat lads :^(
>>
>>74658138
morals no but there are some ideas specific to christianity that have been picked up on by leftists such as fetishization of the poor
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>>74658200
t. paki
>>
just wanked my willy lads
>>
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>this man could have you killed with a click of his fingers, but you probably don't even know his name
mad to think
>>
Spent last night in a travelodge with a little 19 year old blonde 9/10 and I'm suffering for it at work today

Spunked in her pussy like a demon, told my gf I was staying at my mates house lol
>>
>>74658044
so extra rubbish lol
secular humanists are just retard roleplayers, keeping the shit parts of religion around to make them feel better.
>>74658138
people should embrace new ideas of morality though instead of keeping christian ones around
>>
If aliens came down to you and told you they were either going to kill all men or all women in the world and you had to decide which (you survive either way), which would you choose?
>>
>having a wank
>have some toilet paper nearby, 3ply
>double-fold some
>put it over my cock as I'm about to cum
>cum shoots THROUGH the bloody double-fold and drips onto the floor

Bloody hell
>>
>>74658245
i'd ask them to come back in a week and let me choose again
>>
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@74658241
Amazing how many times this same story gets repeated on /brit/
>>
>>74658245
world would be in utter turmoil in 3 days if all men died desu
>>
>>74658252
might need some kevlar next time mate hahaha but nah look say hey to your mum and gran for me yeah?
>>
>>74658245
women obviously, fucking roastie whores aren't logical enough to exist in my utopia
>>
morality should be abolished entirely

no morals, no laws, no gods

extreme freedom
>>
>>74658287
bent twat
>>
>>74658252
Kegels routine?
>>
Gonna start playing the 'ol guitar. Any requests?
>>
>>74658194
lol
>>
>>74658285
gran's dead but I'll tell mum you said hi x
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>>74658200
cat lads?
>>
>>74658214
what?
>>
gf fucked a nigger
>>
>>74658245
>living in a world with only women
it would be like working in an office full of middle age women talking about their pets except 24/7
>>
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5vYGFjwwpM
someone messing Tim about
>>
>>74658252
careful you'll put someones eye out
>>
just fucked some yank's gf
>>
>>74658322
>announcing your shags on /brit/
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>>74658241
nonce
>>
>>74658245
all men cause then i could shag all the women i wanted and they would actually desire me just because i'm the last left

then the world would be repopulated with my genes
>>
>>74658245
kill women, men create women from nothing because men are smart af
plus you can just fuck little boys in the meantime you'll not feel a difference
>>
Not long now until all the Aussies fuck off and /brit/ enters its Golden Hours
>>
>>74658341
hello nigger
>>
>>74658329
Would love to heem this spacker
>>
>>74658329
but...he loaded this video
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My4j3vgFxbE
I will NEVER have a gf this pretty
someone else will though
>>
>>74658314
if he's as cute as felix sure
>>
>>74658322
sorry bruv she couldn't resist me haha
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>>74658369
hello cuck
>>
>>74658374
t. hates special needs
>>
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>>74658145
won't let me post this for some reason
>>
cant understand a fucking thing tim says

his mouth fires off at 1200 rpm
>>
>>74658380
HELLO nigger
>>
Getting lonely again lads

I'm also running out of excuses for why I don't have a gf or even any female friends. I just don't know what to talk about with them.
>>
just cheated on my bf with some nigger
i think he knows
>>
>>74658360
*yawn*
shitposting batteries are running down lads
*smack smack smack*
better head off to beddy byes byes
*yaaaaaaaaaaaaawn*
night lads x
>>
>>74658378
had one prettier than that for 4 years
>>
i'm black
>>
apparently train conductors are the same people who drive the trains just on a different shift
>>
>>74658408
timothyjamesbyrnehereinmyrentedflatinhighwycombeit'sthetenthofmaytwothousandandseventeen
>>
>>74658329
>can't load hid video so he loads a video about being unable to load his video

???????
>>
>>74658329
>we're going to see that buzz drawing in all of his videos from now on

howling
>>
>>74658360
looking forward to it
>>
>>74658378
>I will NEVER have a gf

More accurate for us lot
>>
>>74658422
>>74658422
>>74658422
>>
>>74658421
you literally didn't
>>
alri lads not posted in about a year lol
>>
>>74658374
Either English isn't your first language or you're a slow cunt

Which is it?
>>
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY
DON'T LET IT GET AWAY
>>
>>74658435
isn't driving a train called conducting it?
>>
>>74658459
haha
>>
>>74658459
fuck off
>>
>>74658473
nah, that's an orchestra
>>
>>74658463
*Heems you*
>>
>>74658310
rainy days and mondays
>>
>>74658310
maybe its you
>>
>>74658245
Men. Because I'm gay and men are also just better.
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