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>>74570883
乙

マクロンちょっとヤバイんじゃない?
法人税減税、労働規制緩和、社会保障削減
安倍ちゃんと同じネオリベじゃないか反動でルペンよりも更にヤバいやつが出てくるぞ

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>>74570980
*walks towards you*

アイノスピークジャッポン

>>74570883
京都かな?竹林いいね、乙(・ω・)b

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それはカミツレさん

>>74570980
Are you talking about Peru?

>>74570386
代わりにどんな物をくれるのだろうか

>>74570398
筋トレをやっていて怪我した事がある
料理や皿洗いや掃除などは苦しい
それ以外は問題なし

>>74570466
Is it a problem for Japanese? There are lots of very short girls in your country, so I don't think it matters.

>>74570654
トイレか
高さの差を感じた覚えはない

>>74570715
The short subsidise the tall. You are eco-friendly so that I don't have to be. That makes you a cuck.

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>>74571147
これ*

>>74570915
ビーフ

>>74571445
sianara

>>74571461
or ビーフン

>>74571509
conitchiwa

>>74571509
konnitiva

>>74571509
dostedt

What does "じゃん!" mean? I'm reading a manga and a girl starts her dialog with that. I know that it's like "isn't it" at the end of a sentence, but what does it mean as a standalone sentence?

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チビだと言うとみんな必ず「もっと小さい女の子がいる」って言うのはなんでなんだ
男の方がチビではいけない理由でもあるのか
クソったれ

>>74571697
Tada!

join the official /int/ server
we need qt englishoo dialect in vocie chat today to make girls laugh and shiet
https://discord.gg/k4s6uwW

>>74571445
水まわりが低いと大変そうだよね。
私事だけど、家を新築したんだけどさ、
大工兼、設計士さんが身長190㎝だからなのか、最近の流行りなのか知らんけど、
ウォークインクローゼットのハンガーを掛ける位置が以前の家よりも高くて少し辛い( ; ; )

>>74571803
boring

>>74572725
>家を新築した
いいね
結婚でもしたのか

>ウォークインクローゼットのハンガーが高くて少し辛い
ちょっと不便みたいだな
ウォークインクローゼットは日本では普通になってるのかな

ちなみにご身長は何糎?

>>74571705
>男の方がチビではいけない理由
無いと思いまっす

>>74573337
this and the "respectful discussion of culture" rules are so fucking retarded, 99% of /int/ is flagrantly insulting other countries kek

>>74573051
ウォークインクローゼットは全然普通じゃない
広い家じゃないと無理なので日本ではちょっと田舎に家を建てないと難しい

>>74573051
古い家だったので建て替えた。
>ウォークインクローゼットは日本では普通
どうだろう、最近の家は多いかな?便利だね。
>ちなみに身長…
それは聞かないで下さい( ; ; )

>>74573482
da jia hao hong kong.

>>74573604
Hmmm..

jap?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEwYcYtLkZ4

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足で使ってるのに これはまだ壁ドン?

>>74574213
>jap?
yes
are you native mandarin speaker?
in the near future is Hong Kong became will part of china? already Hong kong is china right?
i love Hong Kong's Cathay Pacific Airline. i often use it for the go to overseas.

>>74574681
壁というよりロッカーだな

>>74571697
じゃん! or じゃーん! mean like "here!" maybe.

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>>74575042
why so mean peru

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>>74570883
嵐山の竹トンネル
>>74571126
まあ、直指庵には必ず一人で行け
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=id_Q43a-tQg

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>>74571697
じゃないか=ではないか
付加疑問のように、訳す場合もあるが
多用な意味を持つ
疑問・反問・詰問の意を表す。じゃないか。 「誰か来たの-」 「さっきそう言った-」
「もしかして、ばんちゅが濡れているんじゃない(か)」疑問
「さっき、キスしたじゃない(の)」反問
「ベッドで続きをしようじゃない(か)」勧誘

かわいい女子後輩にですますされたい!

>>74575042
What are your dating standards?

>>74574681
この場合にはマンコに打った

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>>74574681
>>74574838
それでは、近すぎて、ぱんちゅが見えない
高校時代、合気道の達人の女の子に、肩位にあげた手平を蹴ってみてとお願いしたら
30cmくらいの距離で顔をけられそうになったことがある
ぱんちゅ見えませんですた

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>>74575194
先輩
顎が伸びてますよ
鼻毛も

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>>74575237
マンコに撃ち込まなきゃ

>>74575237
種を打ったのか?なんて奴だ避妊させてやれや

>>74575118
wew

>>74575213
your thoughts on russian mac donald commercials?

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>>74575237
マンコに打ったら 生理が早く来るかも。。。

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>>74571697
いけね
書き直すわ
じゃん(か)=じゃない(か)=ではないか

用例と意味は
「濡れてるじゃん」;疑問・確認 これは不可疑問のdon't youに近い
「あなたがばんちゅ脱がしたからじゃん」;反問
「じゃ、ベッドでしようじゃん」;勧誘

「とある魔術」に「じゃんじゃん、焼き肉焼くじゃん」というのがあるが、これは勧誘let's

>>74575509
ちゃんと中に撃ち込めば、生理は来ないかも
エロマンガ先生、見てる?

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>>74575854
>エロマンガ先生、見てる?
見てません、面白い?

フィンランド国旗なのに瑞典人
草生える

how to filter this troll
put /(?:.|\r?\n){1000,}/ on

>>74575475
I'm not a target audience of them, I've never eaten at McD

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>>74575921
今季は豊作だよ
武装少女マキャベリズム
つぐもも
恋愛暴君
も お薦め

>>74576022
>The first macdonald in Novobirisk opened in 2015
You had 2 years. Taste a damn big mac
It will change your life

電マって気持ちいいの?

>>74576250
Nah

>>74576287
are you vegan

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>>74576257
あれで逝かない女はいない
テクなし男の最終手段
初心者は生理ナプキン等をクッションにしてみ
ただ、これを多用すると男はテクが磨けないし
女は弱い刺激では逝かなくなる

>>74576334
No, though I don't eat that much meat, I just try to eat healthily

>>74576334
OI LAD
Go outside and headbutt these twats

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etsr-l0AzhM

>>74576418
今気が付いた
電マを当てる女がいないことにね

>>74576022
>McD
is it common in russia?
or only used on internet?

>>74574809
I'm not him, but it's just a matter of time before China completely annexes Hong Kong as far as I hear on the news that the female politician got "democratically" elected to be the Chief Executive of Hong Kong.

>>74576551
Just made it up myself, people usually call it 'Mac' or 'MacDak' here

>>74576602
行政長官の問題ってガッツリ中国が絡んでるよな
親中派じゃなくて中国政府の人間なのに
香港が再び英国領になるのを強く望むよ
俺の目が黒いうちに日本の近くに英国領を作ってほしいね

>>74576449
>Dirty leftist already complaining about voting Macron
they have what they deserve

>>74571025
ねおりべ ってなんだ

>>74576431
>not much meat
>healthy

>>74577015
I still eat it, just not every day, maybe twice-thrice a week or so

>>74577107
>not two-to-three times per day

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下関を英国領にすりゃいんじゃね

>>74577160
What's your typical daily meal plan?

>>74575042
Peru? If you think white women are bad, you should see asian women peru. They demand more than that peru. The best race of women are in your country peru, you need a latina housewife to cook you paella and tacos peru. Why can't you see how blessed you really are peru? Asian woman are awful peru.

How is the STI peru? does it sting when you pee peru? You should go to the doctor peru, right now peru.

Peru?

>>74577229
>meal plan

>>74577229
meat plan*

>>74575194
デスマスク?

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>>74576633
ic thanks
i thought russian call Mcdonald's more like マクド than マック

Anybody in okinawa?

Why do a lot of artists throw random English words in their songs? It all goes in Japanese and then out of nowhere certain words are English for no apparent reason.
Do they just do it to make themselves look cool or something?

>>74577988
Yes, there are a good number of towns and cities full of people down there, and even some military bases.

>>74578207
>make themselves look cool ?
yes

>>74577965
what about Okinawa?

沖縄はマックだべ 多分
イントネーションの問題だから

マク↑ド↓
マ↑ック

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オホーツク文化の継承者千島アイヌは
カムチャッカの南端までいた。
17世紀にロシアが布教していたので、
中千島くらいまでは正教徒だ。

>>74578370
they call Mcdonald's "Mcdonald's"

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千島の領土問題で彼らが北海道に移住したため
北海道に正教会ができた。

アイヌはカムチャッカにもいて、
もしかするとアリューシャンにもいたかもしれない。

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ブリティッシュコロンビアには
アリューシャンの部族と関連があるハイダ族というのがいて、
縄文アイヌに似てると言われる。
もしかするとカナダは本当に日本なのだろうか。。

~カナダは日本か~

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>>74580598
>complains about how dangerous peru is
>refuses to go to the safe white part of peru to get an STI check

Where were you when peru died?

>>74579982
アラスカのエスキモー/イヌイットの人々の中にも正教徒が多いということだ

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>>74580598
>I do not want to go there
he hates white people so much he would rather risk his health and life just to avoid being near them

strange man

いい日本人のみんなは今こっそり眠っている

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>まゆゆ will never tickle your bollocks

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>>74580974
なるほど
以前アラスカはロシアだったからだな。
非常に興味深い

>>74581054
こんばんわ
悪い日本人です (ｷ▼д▼)ｵﾗｵﾗ

>>74581295
僕も
悪い日本人です

>>74581334
ええ!?
てっきりニュージーランド人かと思ってた。。

>>74581408
韓国系ニュージーランド人です
僕たち、似たもの同士ですね

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>>74581295
>>74581334

>>74581471
俺、生粋のニューヨーカーなんだが。

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>>74581295
>>74581334

>>74580598
While I'm looking forward to your painful death, I have to admit that I might miss you a little bit.

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>>74581505
>>74581604
こんにちわ
悪魔です

>>74580598
Mmmmhh free healthcare

本当なニガ時間だぞ。そのクソライクボタンを砕け。

>>74582041
Nope that asshole hasn't been around recently. You should stop obsessing about Korean women anyway. It's not hekathy

>>74582184
I agree. In addition to being unhealthy it's quite worrying.

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>>74581699
>he thinks a doctor wouldn't treat him because of his race
wut

ポロリーン
http://imgur.com/nXtXjXF.gif

>>74581699
peru, i recommend that you go peru, doctors cant refuse a patient based on race peru, the whites arent so bad peru, you should trust us peru, we are here to help peru.

Peru? PLEASE GO, peru it's in your best interests, I am EXTREMELY WORRIED peru, PLEASE.

Peru?

>>74582270
Are you new here? Have you heard the tale of the last amerindian jew in china?

>>74582254
>it's quite worrying.

it is indeed.

>>74582683
why are you spitting on marine peru
do you like beta white cuck ?

>>74582683
Notice the only specific races of foreigners they mention are Whites and other Asians.

When they say "South American", they are imagining Whites, not brown poo-skins. Sorry to disappoint.

>peru is like southafrica during the aparthied time just exchange blacks for brown people
Sounds like paradise.

>>74571147
やばい

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>>74582683

>>74584140
Have you ever had sex with a non-hooker? (srs question)

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>>74584237

やっぱり、二つの原子爆弾は足りなかった

>>74585671
絶滅させとくべきだった>>74585671

五月病って日本だけ?

>>74585979
僕も5月病です
外が明るくなったり暖かくなったりおかしくなりそうです
秋まで引きこもりたい

>>74581616
>I might miss you a little bit
Huh? Really?
I've been waiting for the cancer to die so I can have my thread back but it's been .. 2 years, so I'm not getting my hopes up.

>>74585719
俺にとって五月じゃなくて毎月病だ

>>74586485
Not you、 the nigger

Is there any real difference between 図書室 and 図書館? I quickly fed the last kanji of both words into google translate and deducted that the former could refer to a smaller library and the latter to a big library.
But in practice, is there any difference? Or is it just a bathroom/lavatory type of scenario?

>>74586552
I'm not him. There is no difference between Peru, Koreaboo and Thai.

>>74575118
穴がない

>>74586305
かなみは毎日が五月病じゃないか

>>74586565
図書(館) most likely refers to an actual building
図書(室) is probably the library in a school or something

>>74586565
図書館 is a building as a library.
図書館 is a room

>>74586830
この時間にその名前を聞くなんてはやい
だれだ

>>74586887
>>74586908
Thank you. I had a feeling I was missing something. It just seemed weird since both words were defined as "library" and no clear context to deduce the difference from.

>>74586701
I'm confused

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http://live2.nicovideo.jp/watch/lv296765909

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>>74586992

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>>74587095

>>74587092
Why is niconico still popular?
It's a horrible website.

>>74587713
This site is horrible too and we still use it

>>74588141
Someone who actually has sex without having to pay for it.

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>>74587770
because 2chan is trash and 8ch is a fag website.
But alternatives to niconico exist, such as Youtube and Twitch, which are much better.

>>74588423
Yeah all of these sites are merely relics. If you look at it from a usability standpoint, a facebook group would be the better choice. Yet we cling to a notion of anoynmity and put up with this crap.

>>74588805
Well at least the nazis did provide their suspects with suitable health care and the current government still does it.
Enjoy your bloody pee!

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>>74588805
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-intersect/wp/2017/05/08/pepe-the-frog-became-a-hate-symbol-now-hes-just-a-dead-hate-symbol/
BREAKING NEWS PERU
WASHINGTON POST AND HIS SJW CREATOR KILLED PEPE

>>74589482
never. It's not used at all because of fake.

>>74589750
The central bank jews are trying to get rid of them till '18
People suspect it's because of the negative interest that's starting to be applied to private bank accounts.

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>>74587713
I used to often visit niconico to watch hilarious and interesting videos because there are no other video sharing sites where users can overlay comment onto videos directly back then and such a video sharing site was very new to us.
However I've not been to there since a few years ago for some reasons though.

>>74575475
Hello F glad to see you still here

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>>74590165
最近気づいたけど、ニコニコもYouTubeで投稿するの日本人"youtuber"が増えているようだな

数年前そんなことはなかったと思う

>>74590769
Youtubeで金儲けできるわけだけ

anyone there?
can you explain to me what is /bant/
i just noticed that new board. is there forced fixed-handle?

>>74590937
Seems to be a NSFW version of /int/
> is there forced fixed-handle?
I think so

>>74591002
hmm okay
show up ID and flag are nice idea but fixed-handle is literally suck desu
サンクス

>>74591313
Oh isn't fixed-handle the id? Sorry I don't think I know what you mean then.

>>74591374
sorry i just noticed
/bant/ is not forced-fixed-handle (it meant insert to some name at /bant/)
but it was tripcode
The ID is a more less open anonymity
it can identify more individuals by the user's remote host like /pol/

>>74592142
It is I who should say sorry. Thank you for explaining it to me.

>>74592203
no worries doitsu-kun!
same to you

日本の歌詞サイトでコピーできないのは面倒だ

>>74593043
youtubeのコメント欄に歌詞貼ってる歌詞職人がいるからそっち見ればいい

nandakoreha

>>74593043
ソースコードを見ると内容をコピー出来るようになるじゃない?

>>74593242
誇り高きアメリカの大衆文化

>>74590937
/int/ + /b/

おはよう
仕事いきたくねえええええええええ

ちと寝坊した…

>>74595231
おはようううううう
いってらー
今日は何だか肌寒い(((・ω・)))

>>74595367
おはよー
なんか昨日より涼しいね
しかしすっかり春が無くなってしまったな…冬から突然夏に…

>>74580286
といいな~

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これ職場でずっと弄ってたいw

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>>74595565
これ寝室でずっと弄ってたいw

>>74595773
>Gochiusa
>Syaro

you have good taste and I've just saved the pic for later use.

>>74595773
これはNG

やべーさ、こらぁもうまあ、な?

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>>74595977
>これはNG

こいつらのほうがNGと思わないのん?
>>74571147
>>74571449
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>>74575921
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>>74576418
>>74590769

>>74596206
For a second I thought you were spammer-kun

>>74596206
大半がパンツ屋が投稿した画像だな

>>74596206
lol

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NG?

>>74596206
hideしてて見てない
そういうの興味ないので

>>74596390
nordic gay

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>>74596403
hideしたら面白おかし(くな)い投稿が読めない

>>74596373
本当はさ、パンツ屋になりたいと思ってるのよ。ずっとパンツがらみの魅力的な謎に惹かれていたからね。

>>74596390
のんびり ガチムチ

>>74595438
>冬から突然夏に…
イヤだー( ; ; )春ちゃん…行かないで…

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>>74596764
>パンツ屋になりたい
>パンツ屋になりたい
>パンツ屋になりたい

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>>74596935
何が間違ったかぁ
パンツに近づくためにパンツを売る人になりたいと宣言したかったよぉ
訂正してくださいぃ

SAN値

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chromeでコメントするときのキャプチャ画像が
表示されなくなってしまった
誰かPCにくわしい人、元に戻す方法教えて

>>74598071
またあんたか。。。

>>74598190
PC初心者で申し訳ない
PC再起動やクッキーや履歴の削除、再インストールなんかはググってみて試した

>>74598071
たまに起きるけど、ほっとくと直る。

>>74598283
もう5日くらいこのままだよ

>>74598313
今どうやって投稿してるの?(´・ω・｀)

>>74598326
しょうがないからfirefoxで投稿している
でも規定のブラウザがchromeだから4chan専用にfirefox使うってのもねえ
chromeが治ってくれると助かるんだけど

Help, pls

Somebody told me:
文字化けすごいですな!
What does it mean? I do not think I say anything important but the google translator mistranslates this! (or so I think)
Please, can you help, japanese amigos?

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Can someone list the kanji for this please? I can only recognize 察犬 犬舎

The picture is taken in a police dog training area in the 1930s

>>74598515
t̺͇̦̘̐ͬ̒e͓̘̬͖͛͂̈͗x̳̣̰̳̖̆͐̉t̙̜͔̻̣̠̞̥͐ͭ̋ͣͪ͆͗ ̻̺͂͊̍̆̚c̯̜̖̙ͨͬͣö̺̖͕͓̗́̄́̉r̥͎̗͈̱̭̰̰ͦͩͧͭ̾͐r͎̮͎̪̙̭̼̿ͦ͑̾̏͐̀ů͚͔̩̻̪̂̃̍̎̒p͎͑̊̿̾t̮͕̳͚͌̊ͤ͐ͬ̉̿ͪ̎ȉ͈̃o͚̰̤͖̊̋̿̿ͫ́n̫̪̣͔̗̝̼̪̏ͨ̍̓ ͍̝̙͎͍̪͛̑ͬ͒i̪̳̯̬ͫ̂̀ș͔ͮ ̪̝̱̩̈́̂͐ͧͧͧͬc̣͉̦̳̻̼̻͔͗ͪ̓͑r͙̱͕̳̀̽ä̪ͮ̊ͬ̈́̓ẑ͇̻̗̳̦̈́̔ͯ͋̿ͤ̚y͖̻͉̙͗ͣ̽́̂͂̚ ͇̤̩͈̭̭̩͂̿h̝̳̜̗͕̥ͨ̆͆̈ͤ͒u̳̦͇̓̾͊͆̔̎͌ͤh̹͖̮̟̺̜ͣ!͇̪͕̋̇̋̉͆ͮͅ

>>74598408
規定のブラウザを替わったら?

>>74598675
:´(

疲れた・・・いきなり昼夜勤務。昼8.5時間。夜8,5時間ずっと寝ずに立ちっぱなし、休憩は昼夜共に30分w
寝ます、お休み、あしいたい、もう歩けん

>>74599153
お疲れ様

>>74598671
警察犬
警視廰
犬舎

probably

>>74599297
警視廰 is 警視庁 btw

>>74598675
Text corruption is crazy?

>>74599297
>>74599436
Thank you!

小島 is ゴッド

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ストーカー

私の足をなめる

君の名は

好きだ

>>74601623
「鋤田」のミスかね
どっちにしろ、俺の名じゃあねぜぞ

I'm searching for a tick-based browser game in japanese.
I can't find any tag close to it, aside from the all-encompassing and so useless ターン制.
How do you say tick-based in japanese ?
Already tried チック・ティック but it's not that.

ｳｯﾋｮｵｵｵｵｵ

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I am going to be in Japan later this year. I've heard about how easy it is for young white guys to pick up girls at nightclubs and bars n shit. but what about cougars/ milfs/ matures?

is there like a tinder, for Japanese milfs I can download. I want to fucc Japanese milfs.

2度目の再インストールでやっとchromeが復活した
お騒がせしました

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今日も、昼休み時間がねー
なんか、俺の二つ名が連呼されている
newfugのために解説しよう
元々の俺のHN screened nameはAnonymousness
ところが、その名は、その後、複数につかわれ
あるアフィリエイトサイトが俺の絵をrepostする際
パンツ屋の名が付けられたので
それが通り名となり
璽来SFWの限界に挑むこととなった

>>74602027
>can go to nightclubs the place sound scary

Notmie!!!

>>74602490
アフイカスによって名付けられたか
ずっと「パンツ屋」って名前を自ら選んだと思っていた

>>74602501
Nightclubs are even worse overseas than in Japan to be desu.

t. never been to a nightclub anywhere

>>74602701
>t. never been to a nightclub anywhere
I went to one once, to fix an ATM
It was during the day but the smell of piss and smoke(atm was near the entrance) was intolerable
It was probably the best time to ever go to a club and still..

>>74602701
自分でつけたんだろう
2chでのコテとして

>>74602701
I've heard night clubs in japan are really lame. why are you scared to go to them? do pushy christmas cakes go there to prey on young men?

>>74603086
If not, could some Japanon tell us where this sort of thing happens? I'd love to get preyed upon by some choice Christmas cake.

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>>74603086
>why are you scared to go to them?
Not scared, but a combination of repulsed and wholly uninterested.

クラブとか全然行ったことないな

>>74603118
go to Roppongi

日本語話せるなら相席屋とかのほうが今人気だぞ

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>>74603446
初めて聞いたもんでちょっと調べておいた
やばくないか

>>74603522
いつでもやってる合コン屋さんみたいな感じかな
今色んなとこにできてて流行ってるよ

>>74603581
>>74603522
仕方ない、俺たちも行くか
じゃ、8時に集合な

Are roommates a thing in Japan, or does everyone prefer single personal apartments?

>>74603851
prefer single personal apartment

>>74603581
流行っているとは言ってもね
47/80は本気で、
その47人のなかにも、ダメな相手は結構いるだろう
80人のなかには、最高でも、良い女性は5人ぐらいしかいないだろう
好きな相手から好かれているとは限らん
結局、成功率は2/80=2.5%ってところかね
時間とお金の無駄遣いにしかならん

>>74603659
次日本に行った時は、招待を待っとるぜ

>>74603851
Some weirdos and lots of foreigners like to share housing. It's not normal.

>>74603659
女の子2人組だったときは盛り上げ役任したぞ!

>>74603929
まぁおいらも行ったことないけどねw
そもそもそういう所で知り合うやつとそんな長く続くとも思ってないし遊び感覚くらいがちょうどいい

一応チェンジも出来るらしいから活用するとよいぞ!

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合コン、楽しそう

>>74603319
How easy is it for a semi-attractive autist with zero charisma to pick up chicks there?
I'd probably have to sedate myself with liquor just to tolerate the crowds of people there, so my chances of being able to do anything but passively accept the advances of some desperate Christmas cakes is pretty low.

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http://thegoldwater.com/news/2782-Pepe-the-Frog-is-Dead-Or-so-the-Creator-Hopes

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>>74604506
>zero charisma

>>74604585
That's not really a thing though.

>>74604585
It's funny because it actually works the complete opposite way in reality.

>>74604384
色んな漫画知ってるね
ぐらんぶる面白いよね

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ウィィィィィィス↑↑
どうもー、アイでぇぇす

>>74604817
君もいい趣味だね

>>74605248
本スレ雌禁止やで

朝3時だけど、まだここにいるの。
明日の仕事は大変なのに、僕はシットポースティングしながらスーファミをプレイし続ける。

>>74605448
あれは雌でも雄でもない。無性的なプログラムだ

>>74605795
寝なさい(´・ω・｀)

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仕事終わりいいいーー
今日もよくがんばりました(＾_＾)
ちょっと仕事多かった〜

>>74606510
残業は?

>>74606510
お疲れー
蝸牛乗せてる左の猫が可愛いなw

>>74606817
するわけないじゃん。残業が嫌いだから早く仕事終わらせるの。
仕方なくやるときもあるよ、本当に嫌なんだけど。

>>74606879
おつかれー!
寝てる猫は本当に癒されるwww

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzuZ41Wjayo

>>74606979
良い子は毎日残業するの

Is it really very stressful to work in a Japanese company?

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>>74570883
Hello guys, a retard here.
Can someone explain to me the difference between the particles が and は? I'm currently reading the grammar guide from djt and that section didn't really cover this domain in depth. A visit to stackexchange left me more confused? Can anyone dumb this down?

日本の社会保障制度は大丈夫か?
日本の若者は年金ほとんど貰えないよね?

授業終わりいいいーー
今日もよくがんばりました(＾ν＾)

>>74607723
The only way to really learn it is by exposure. Eventually you'll develop an intuition as to which particle is appropriate.

Explanations and rules-of-thumb can be interesting, and may help in developing the aforementioned intuition, but it's not something that you can always get right just by applying some principle.

My advice is that you shouldn't really worry too much about it. Just put down whatever feels right and take note of when you get it wrong.

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>>74603211
なんて言ってるか分からないけど
外人と日本刀は合ってるぞ

>>74607825
お疲れチンポ
ぐったりチンポ

>>74608215
セクハラをやめてください

>>74608301
一発やらせたら、セクハラはやめてやってもいいぞ

>>74608370
今すぐ取り消せば今回だけは見過ごしてやる

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>>74607207
it depends on the company.
but it's true that Japanese companies are notorious for overworking and shit working environment compared to other countries (especially western ones).

well, in the first place, working would be very stressful for people who hate to work no matter where they works though.

>>74608795
>working would be very stressful for people who hate to work no matter where they work
ですよねorz

>>74607825
随分遅くまで学校にいるんだね、お疲れー(・ω・)ノ
>>74608301
>>74608370
なんだかんだ言いつつ、仲が良さそうで何よりです

Peru? oh lord how i worry peru, it keeps me up at night peru, please go to the doctor peru, white doctors are good peru. PLEASE PERU I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE

peru?

>>74609053
hong kong?

>>74608886
まさに犯されようとしている人になぜ仲良くの話をしようとするんですか!?

>>74609053
Peru killed himself atm newpaper announced pepe was dead

>>74609240
>犯されようとしている
とっとと始めて(´・ω・｀)

>>74609227
stop asking me about hong kong jap, i'm not from there

>>74609246
say it ain't so, mon ami

>>74609240
あれー?ツンデレじゃなかったの(・ω・)? ごめんにゃ

>>74609240
関係ないけど、英連邦って沢山あるんだな。
今テレビ見てるけど、セントクリストファーネーヴィスへ行くらしいけど、どこなんだ?

>>74609620
What is this shitposting

>>74609628
なぜ私にそんなことを聞くか分かりませんが
ググれば分かるもんでしょう(´・ω・`)

>>74606993
Cute.
Thank you for your giving me this cute youtube.

>>74609493
http://edition.cnn.com/2017/05/08/us/pepe-frog-meme-dead-trnd/
watch this professional journalist article

>>74609808
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ouv1SH3sBQA
You're welcome

>>74609628
「クリストファー」とやらは初めて聞いたから確認したけど、英語ではSt. Kitts & Nevisと呼ぶのが普通だ
まあカリブ海だな
それ以外は知らんが

>>74609620
It sounds strange that she tries to keep doing such things. I think you can reject her though.
Anyway what kind of T-shirt did you buy? Is it nice?

>>74609876
ボリス乙

>>74609876
Cute :)
Do you like cats?

>>74609803
英連邦の人は全世界の英連邦国家を覚えさせられると聞いたので。
ggrksとハッキリ言わないオージー優しい〜(・ω・)
>>74610007
なるほど、英語の表記も親切に教えてくれてありがとう。一つ賢くなった(・ω・)ノ
>カリブ海
TVでこの国へ行くのに、何故か最初に
ロンドンへ行ったよ、超遠回りw英連邦と言ったらイギリスだからしいw

>>74610405
>英連邦の人は全世界の英連邦国家を覚えさせられると聞いたので
それはどうでしょう

>ggrks
ググれカスって意味?w
勉強になりました

>>74610405
>英連邦の人は全世界の英連邦国家を覚えさせられると聞いた

そんな話、初めて聞いた。
ぶっちゃけ、イギリス、カナダ、オーストラリア、ニュージーランドくらい覚えていれば十分だと思う。

>>74610405
我が国・イギリス・ニュージーランド・カナダ
他は知らぬ
まあ知ってはいるが英連邦としては認識しない

>>74610574
>ググれカスって意味?w
それはggrks

>>74610075
Ofc
I can't live alone without a pet

>>74610008
it was a nice T-shirt, she went to study at fudan only for a month, seems the liked the environment because later she returned to take a whole semester at fudan
her home was one station before mine, so we used to take together the subway
Im not sure if she liked me but
-after finishing her first month at fudan, the day she was returning to japan, we went to buy clothes at nanjing road
-she was proactive on helping me, there was a day when I was moving from an other room to an apartment, she was there and wanted to help with carrying the bags all the way to the new apartment, there was also my friend (the swiss banker of tibetan origin)
-there was an occasion we went on the afternoon to a bar, she , me and another friend, at night we were very drunk , she was there sober , I remember her looking directly to my eyes for minutes, normally she didnt do that, I wanted to stop drinking and my friend also , but she was still ordering more beer,
-a day, she, me and a group of friends were at the main gate of the university, we were there waiting for the traffic lights to let us cross the street, she grabbed my sweater from the arm and asked me in normal voice, -do you want to meet my parents?- I responded - haha, why? - I laughed but she didnt
-after I returned to peru she was the only female classmate I was in communication with, I have delete her like 7 times from wechat, each time she added me again, then finally she gave up

>>74610765
fuck off koreaboo

>>74610681
>ggrks
どういう意味ですか( ﾟ∀。)

>>74610888
マジか
メロンパンはクズだな

>>74610574
( ;´Д｀).｡o○(余計な日本を教えてしまった…)
>>74610645
>>74610681
そっか、前にどこかで聞いた気がしたんだけどねー(・ω・)イギリスだったかな…?

>>74610986
日本語*

>>74611014
日本はだいぶよけいだからあなたは間違ってないよ

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>>74610955

>>74603522
相席居酒屋って始めた知ったけどただ酒飲めるの?
うちの近所にあるかな

>僕のハニーバニーを待ちながら日本語スレに糞込み中
>>74611107
メロンパンはクズだな
死刑

>>74610765
peru?, stop shitposting peru.
your sentences are too long, so the filter is blocking your post, peru.
this made me laugh out loud, peru

peru?, I recommend that you should go to the hospital near your home and concentrate on treatment of your STD immediately, peru.

peru? I'm worried about you. peru
peru?
PERU?
please listen to me, peru.
peru?
I'm VERY WORRIED.

>>74610765
I'm not sure but she seems to like you.
>she asked me in normal voice, -do you want to meet my parents? - I laughed but she didn't
It seems strange and scared because she acted like your gf although you and she were just friends.
You could find yourself as a nice and attractive person for her anyway, couldn't you?

>>74611146
>タダ酒
たぶん…それ女子だけだと思う。

>>74611146
男性側が払うらしいで
女装したらいいかもしれん

>>74611146
只より高いものはない
後々色々と面倒そう

>>74610986
ねらー語をkwsk

>>74610721
Me, neither.

>>74611380
>>74611388
>>74611442

マジか
日本は糞性差別主義だな

>>74610888
自国の大使にスイス人ってばれてるのが凄いね

>>74611552
メロンパンは有名のオタクだから

>>74610888
>Gochiusa
melonpan has good taste, but he would become my enemy if he kissed Syaro who is my waifu.

>>74611529
世界中の女性は一人残らず性差別主義者だ
相席居酒屋は女性の性差別主義に従っているだけだろう

>>74611529
>>74611656
カナダやオーストラリアではこういうのや、合コンみたいなのはあるの?

>>74611380
>>74611388
>>74611442
なんでですのん...
女性はまだまだ封建社会を望んでるって事なんですね

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>>74611529
外国人から見て女性専用車両は男性差別だと思う?

>>74611741
ない
某先進国とと違ってみんなはイコールだから

うぃーらぶげい
うぃーらぶふたなり
うぃーらぶれずびあん
うぃーらぶ三刀流

>>74611312
>You could find yourself as a nice and attractive person for her anyway, couldn't you?
yep
-------
I have a question
are you a girl?

Leave it to me to make a new thread if anyone else doesn't make it.

>>74611452
それだけ知っていれば充分ですw(・ω・)
ぶっちゃけ板ごとに違う2chスラングがある。
なんjへは行かないから、猛虎弁は正直よく分からないし。

>>74612109
よろしくお願いします。

New thread desu
>>74612154
>>74612154
>>74612154