/brit/

gonna go this one because shant be posting in anime thread

gonna go this one because shant be posting in anime thread

srly question
do the ethnic brits from countries with the jack count as brits?

>>74439664
nah

ran out of orange pekoe to make my sweet tea and used irish breakfast instead

big mistake

too robust for this hour

>>74439649
>>74439663
hmm dont think thats wise desu
anime is boloks but thread wars are never fun
if i were you id post in anime thread anyway and then link this one at 300 posts

>>74439664
yeh

>>74439689
nah think i'll stay here or get off if everyone leaves

>>74439689
yeah m8 im comfy here desu

great thread boys

doing a poo poo

>>74439889
good lad

>>74439926
>>74439889
alri lads

>>74440340
howzit
just about to cook up a storm for friday night

>>74440377
what you making bruz

>>74440524
havent a racking clue haha probably something macaroni or spaghetti based

>>74440582
yeah nice haha make a burger with mac and cheese on the side m8

VERY tired
this was a mistake

don't know whether to torture myself by going through the oneitis instagram or not

/bant/'s a bit crap desu

ah yes cinco de mayo

guess i better start drinking

ah yes friday morning

guess i better start drinking

Ah yes, another day

guess i better start drinking

>>74441257
I think everyone there is underage.

gibst

I loved you more than life ... Even called you wife ...

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Work NOW

seriously hate yanks

seriously hate wanks

seriously hate banks

seriously late wanks

business idea: change "english" to "american"

business idea: abolish private property

>>74441243
What happened?

love pints

>>74441344
done all nighter

GIMME DANGER

LITTLE STRANGER

SO DANCE DANCE DANCE

TO THE RADIO

love mints

can gay bottoms ever lose their virginity?

hate bints

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love bints

What trial boards are they considering?

>>74441403
want to shag her but need to get a viagra prescription first haha

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>>74441370
The moment another mans penis fills their masculine pussyhole.

>>74441418
don't understand
can you just not get it up or do you just want to fuck her for ages?

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>so what do you want to do now that we're in your room anon?

just heard shots
ah yes, so that's why /carib/ is so inactive

>yanks live in bathrooms

visa runs out in less then 10 days and i don't know where to go

thinking yankland on the Philippines

>tfw your job will never be to spray kebab
https://youtu.be/PsZ4os97F28

do not care

Was gonna have my mates over for some friday night beers and dinner but things didn't work out

all the more for me haha

oh dear

>>74441475
bet you haven't applied for a single job

having a sleep

>>74441488
sieg heil

>>74441441
really bad performance anxiety

get rock hard when making out but when it comes time for benis in it goes limp

>>74441501
not even in bangkok

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>>74441488

>>74441489
did it not work out because they don't exist

>>74441518
This, except the girl I've chosen is also often quite ugly because that's all I can get so it makes it even more difficult to stay hard! ahahaha us lads just having a laugh ey ey

>>74441522
where are you now anyway?

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did very mediocre on both my exams

>/brit/
>no brits post here

nice general

>>74441534
Phuket, absolute scenes going on down here

>>74441529
Mate came down with the flu and three's a crowd

>>74441540
I'm British

>>74441540
worst general since cromwell

>>74441540
I'm quiet Briddish

*gets schwifty*

>>74441542
The Full Moon Party is on the 11th May. Fucking Mental

the absolute state of the sub-Saharan region of Afrika

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8PYozPB-8I

>>74441570
>Normie club bangers surrounded by normies

no fanx

i met a girl here anyway :3 but then it all went tits up lmao

LOST ANOTHER GAME OF HERO PUSH

Just revoked Thailad's residency

He'll have the letter in the mail by Monday

stop lying thaicuck

how is it possible to live in a region where thai "women" screech their "language" about without using a knife to stop existing?

Kill yourselves fucking scumbags

>>74441590
>on an island with no police, loads of drugs and buckets filled with vodka.
Worth a look if you're in the area at the time.
>but then it all went tits up lmao
story tiem?

thai chicANO

Whenever people turn on popular posters I jump at the opportunity to attack them as well even when I know they haven't provoked me at all

thaiwanker

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alt-right painting

why yes i am called thailad

batty crease

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>>74441613
>>74441629
>>74441634
>>74441644

>Of course, I'm going on holiday in Canada

Things people never said in any of the alternate or currently inhabited timelines

should i have 2 or 3 packets of noodles tonight

>>74441631
thats fine. people that want an identity here deserve to be bullied.

>>74441658
3, it's friday, treat yourself.

do another stream thairunt

>of course, i have a gf
things i never said in any of the alternate or currently inhabited timelines

@658
howzabout ya start eating with modern utensils and not two twigs ya fuckin slanty eyed fuck

Britishers are absolutely cucked by the upper class.

Dave and Gideon were both in the Bullingdon. The Mail is owned by a Viscount. Even Are Nige went to public school and fell into a comfy trading job.

Does that not bother you boyos? Not saying things are perfect here but it's nothing like what goes on over there.

http://www.strawpoll.me/12898244

http://www.strawpoll.me/12898244

http://www.strawpoll.me/12898244

Thailad have you gone the full moon party?

is it any good?

>>74441684
i eat with a fork

>>74441643
lmao is that what drumpfkins imagine themselves to look like

>>74441709
Yeah a few years back. it's good but I had a shitty time because I felt ill af

>>74441715
they unironically think they are all don drapers

doing a cheeky beer lads

*surreptitiously googles don draper*

>>74441735
isn't australian beer worse than american? seems like it would be. you live on a massive desert island

might do a cheeky beer(s) alone tonight

>>74441715
they all want to live in a 1950s America, an era that saw segregation, a robust economy, low inflation, pre-feminism, pre-Cuban Missile Crisis, pre-Vietnam, pre-hippies and drug culture, pre-Beatles, etc.

The 1950s american
male had everything he could possibly want. Even so, that picture represents the mind of a manchild who will never have any of that.

Should I go to a country bar tonight to celebrate cinco de mayo (by drinking beer(s) and tequila(s))?

@everyone
Why the fuck would you want to murder Thailad?
He's the most boring poster in this general, clearly no threat in any way.
Grab a hold of your self ca(c)(n)uck.

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alri thailad

busniess idea: some jf who lives some place nice swap houses with me for a month

thaiyank

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>>74441778
alri

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>England allies with the ir*sh
>Scotland allies with France
>England B T F O

HAHAHAHAH, best timeline.

>>74441780
Pay me

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THAILAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

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>>74441810

>>74441808
nah you pay me

>>74441817
nah

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would like to finger thailad up the bum

>>74441715
people tell me i look like don draper all the time

>>74441822
ok straight swap then

>>74441780
guaranteed the room I'm in right now represents 1/3 of your sardine can. will rent half of this room for 500 american shekels per month

need to fuck a teen that still has braces that has a perfect body wearing a bikini

>>74441831
nah pay me

*walks around and is a teen that still has braces and is wearing a bakini with my slender teen body*

alri

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>>74441798
there a problem, leaf?

what would you do if you got a gook bint knocked up thailad?

>>74441619
>2am
>go out to find a bar that will be showing the madrid champions league semi final
>walk for 20 minutes looking and realise i'm in a ghost town area of phuket
>just turning into the side road to my hostel
>see a karaoke bar
>give it a shot
>they have the game in HD on a projector, sweet
>sit down next to a lad wearing a manu shirt
>banter with him and his mate while watching the game
>out of a nowhere a fit thai girl comes over and starts asking about me
>both of us get drunk and she says im handsome and wants me to come back to hers but 'no touching'
>can't complain cos sleeping next to a qt is always cozy
>get back to hers and in bed and she immediately puts my hand on her fanny and goes for my nob
>end up shagging
>go the bathroom after finishing to see the condom broke
>ffs
>go back to tell her and she's passed out
>start freaking out a bit thinking she'll claim rape and i'll get my arse savaged in a thai jail or she'll want me to raise and support our kid
>next day
>says lets go to the beach
>she says okay i have a car and a moped
>her car is a jacked up boy racer
>can't workout how tf she's affording this

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>bakini

need to fuck a fat mid 20s that has big saggy boobs and cellulite wearing a school uniform

Pt. 2

>>74441863
>on the her she says she has something to tell me
>'i have a bf who works in bangkok'
>FFFFSSSSS
>tell her about the condom splitting
>she says okay she'll take the pill
>still have a nice day at the beach and get a surfing lesson
>on the way back the atmosphere is melancholy
>it's her 25th birthday today
>she says she a bad girl and wants me to stay at my hostel tonight and that she's sorry
>annoyed but whatever
>2am and she calls me on LINE drunk saying she's sorry and to come to the karaoke bar
>end up getting about 10 thai whiskeys that are basically water, she pays the bill
>go back to her and smash her without a condom cos i'm so drunk and i didn't think of it
>really hot sex lasting over an hour
>next day we wake up at 1pm and she clearly feels even more guilty and tells me she wants to be alone
>ask her for the keys to her moped and she gives me them
>she tells me she's going to go to bangkok to, i assume, reassure her bf and she'll be back in a few days
>i've been cruising around on her 'ped for free

Absolute state of woman lads

>>74441859
the right thing and lose the rest of my life raising it and being a good dad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ux6LcqFuyHU
northern brothers went there lads

>>74441834
i said somewhere nice. i dont want to get shot or have jaf my penis taken by customs.
>>74441852
fine get fucked. you probs woulda liked it here too. i'll find someone less gay

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>>74441859
I might of if she doesn't take the morning after pill

>>74441858
YOU'LL

>>74441856
*straps ultra strong magnet to dick*
hehe

>>74441754
yeah except technology and any fun
most men in those days had hard labour jobs as well

>>74441880
would you stay there or bring it back to britain?

>>74441896
That's not what I've seen on Mad Men.

/bant/ is shite desu

ancient gimmick: post toot

>>74441863
>>74441874
Well it sounds like you're doing the island holiday properly at least.
>>74441909
Probably stay here.

remember reading a line on a pulp book about men from the 60s that read
>the american male is no longer a man

>>74441880
but it would be a gook

>>74441896
>most men in those days had hard labour jobs as well
and still lived in nice mid century ranch homes in all white neighborhoods where you kept your doors unlocked, waited for the milkman, smiled at your neighbors, enjoyed your pension, enjoyed a booming economy, cheap groceries, nice cars, all on a shit salary and you lived like a fucking man with literally 3 times the testosterone as the modern male because your food and water supply hadn't been flooded with xenoestrogens and your food was stored in glass and metal containers not leeching plastic rubbermaid shite

I can keep going mate

>>74441872

lmao take it easy mosis

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business idea: make these for /pol/ larpers and charge money to reproduce it

>>74441940
halfus are popular af here and genually have good lives. Literally every celebrity here is a halfu etc.

>>74441863
>>74441874
>cheating
Smh

Thailad what's your opinion on racemixing and the preservation of the white race?

>>74441859
most of his victims haven't even had their first period so there's no risk of that

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>and still lived in nice mid century ranch homes in all white neighborhoods where you kept your doors unlocked, waited for the milkman, smiled at your neighbors, enjoyed your pension, enjoyed a booming economy, cheap groceries, nice cars, all on a shit salary and you lived like a fucking man with literally 3 times the testosterone as the modern male because your food and water supply hadn't been flooded with xenoestrogens and your food was stored in glass and metal containers not leeching plastic rubbermaid shite

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>>74441955
*types out "kek"*

>>74441715
drumpfkins want to be another generation of baby boomers
never gonna happen

>>74441967
>racemixing
people are free to make their own decisions in life
>preservation of the white race
sounds good

thailad whats your opinion on leafs

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>>74441961
She's a really sweet girl too, I feel bad for her.

>>74441967
Don't care
>>74441988
Good people but shit bants

>>74441988
At least few are interesting enough posters.
>>74442001
>sweet girl
>cheats on her bf

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Australia whats your opinion on 90s Hip-Hop

>>74441987
Why aren't you personally preserving the white race?

>>74442001
unironically looks like a child

>>74441978
imagine being such a genetic disaster
just imagine
he looks like reviewbrah's evil twin who they keep locked up in the attic and feed fish heads

>>74442016
She dun goofed and was drunk both times tbf

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*blocks your path*

>>74442019
I'm not interested in having kids at the moment.
>>74442025
>implying that you're her only ""mistake""

>>74442041
Based how guilty she felt I believe I am, she was in bits

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someone edit the screen

>>74442025
intoxication equals not consent you hideous amoral cervix murderer

England pooing Australia as the dog

http://i.4cdn.org/tv/1493967734777.webm

>>74441980
>want to be another generation of baby boomers
>most won't even have a single child
hmmm

>>74442047
>Dish face
A commie slag, perchance?

>>74442046
she's still a slag though, imagine if you were the bf

>>74442041
So you're just using your current monkey gf for sex and companionship

Ri'

When are you going back home and securing a future for white children?

>>74441978
I wouldn't have typed all of that out unless the glaring contrasts of culture, economy, consumer products, values, etc. wasn't so bad that you need 10,000 characters just to get started.
If you think any of what I typed out is even close fedora shit and you aren't just gimmicking, you are part of the reason there will be no men in the future. There will be a muddy disgusting anti-culture all over the world where people with master's degrees in competitive engineering jobs are barely middle class.

>>74442036
*kicks you in the balls*

>>74442058
as opposed to brazil, who want another generation of rape and murder

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>>74442053
I'd keep it mate but she said she's gonna go the pharmacy

Sent this to her to run through google translate

please shitpost in my thread
>>>/bant/71991

>>74442076
can't be anothet baby boom generation if you're not gonna boom the babies sweetie xx

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;_;7

>>74442086
>Server not found
>Firefox can't find the server at boards.4chan.org.

worry

>>74442068
I haven't given it much thought t?bh
>>74442084
Aren't condoms against your religion too?

>>74442092
monkey

not sure if I hate thailads posts or lisickis posts more. they've both been here for about the same amount of time, they both seek attention. at least with lisicki his posts are so incredibly shit you can always depend on him to laugh at, and he doesn't make trademark posts, he just acts like a spacker as he goes along, no real routine to it. concluding, thailad is actually a worse poster than lisicki and no one should engage him

>>74442113
Good post

>>74442113
Good post

>>74442100
No, the Pope advocates them.

Taking the morning after pill is eliminating all chances of life being created.

Cumming into a plastic sock isn't as a plastic sock can't procreate

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>>74442070
genuinely feel bad for you having to live in that headspace

>>74442113
Applauding

Is 21 too young to move out? I was applying for an apartment this afternoon, and the landlady seemed to think so.

I legitimately got the notion from pop culture that I was a loser for not moving out or being in college by 19-ish.

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who is this man
where did he come from
what does he want

>>74442138
ah right then..

any thoughts on wearing condoms as actual socks?

@74442113
this is attwhoring at it's worst.
@2140
nice make believe world you live in, I too would enjoy my weekly innoculations covered on my employer's healthcare management organization

>>74442138
the pope advocates the rhythm method lad
condoms are still a sin since they're disturbing the natural purpose of sex (reproduction)
come to think of it pretty sure sex outside of marriage is a sin too

>>74442144
yes, you should look to move out around 30

>>74442138
That's wrong. The Pope does not advocate the usage of condoms any sex act that is not open to life (ie he must finish inside her) between a married man and woman is a grave mortal sin. Finishing outside is called onanism.

>>74442151
You're not funny thailad

>>74442150
>>74442150
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6n2rC-rLUtg

>>74442151
Wouldn't fit and I'm not even packing heat. In-fact after seeing my Dads nob as a nipper I feel a little short-changed but Thai condoms are far too small

>>74442178
Boots stocks some decent ones

Choon

https://youtu.be/ih4_1FyVjaY

>>74442160
And first kiss by 35, and lose your virginity at 45. The way nature intended.

>>74442205
this makes it sound like you'll live to be 135

>>74442165
Sorry bud

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/the-pope/8148944/The-Pope-drops-Catholic-ban-on-condoms-in-historic-shift.html

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r8 the w8

>weighing your self in geological strata

was anyone here for that leaf posting about his pipe earlier? never encountered such a ponce on 4chan that i went away for several hours and still remembered him after coming back.

16 stones? How much is that in logs?

>>74442144
No, if you're over 16 then you're perfectly capable to handle live by yourself.
Are you financially stable though? That might've been it considering the whole real estate crisis and pretty much everyone dedicating their lives to a bachelor ar your age nowadays.

>>74442236
>your self
>not "yourself"

Hey GET ME guys! I flubbed a portmanteau!

>>74442252
>live
living*

autistic savants should be glorified 2bh

>>74442223
my parents force me to go to mass every sunday as i still live with them and my dad is a high level knight of columbus and my mum used to teach NFP classes. this is literally fake news it's only in cases of aids. wanking still sends you to hell if you get hit by a bus afterwards.

wish i had a good enough relationship with my folks that i could move back home and save money. had to move out when i was 16 because they're mental. could never live back there

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just sharted

>>74442269
>wanking still sends you to hell if you get hit by a bus afterwards.

Why are American Christians so extreme?

You don't surely believe this, do you?

>>74442240
Lucky for you, I've just come back. I'm not a ponce. You guys just lash out at anyone different than you. Frankly immature.

In Sweden, 23% of the population are pipe smokers. I know in the US it's close to 2%. Not sure about Canada. Probably slightly higher than the US, 3%?

>>74442223
>In certain cases, where the intention is to reduce the risk of infection, it can nevertheless be a first step on the way to another, more humane sexuality
nothing about casual sex m8, its about fighting AIDS

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>Lucky for you, I've just come back. I'm not a ponce. You guys just lash out at anyone different than you. Frankly immature.

>>74442269
What about a van?

>>74442205
yes, candanians TOTALLY aren't yanks

pipe leaf is best leaf

>>74442310
*posts picture of an employed and happy grown man*

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>christianity
stop

miss the yank who used to take the piss out of leafs all thread

>miss the yank who used to take the piss out of leafs all thread
That's well over half of them who post in every thread.

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>miss the yank who used to take the piss out of leafs all thread

>show is called better call saul
>only ever shows his identical brothers gene and jimmy

leaves are stinky smelly doopin douchenozzles bro
now hold up buddy i gotta chug my bud and eat some wieners in catsup

>>74442374
bit early for a pint desu

>show is called better call saul
>sedates you and destroys neural pathways in the process

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>bit early for a pint desu

leafs have always been little more than proto-yanks and deep down they know it

need a hannah from 13 reasons why gf

>>74442348
that's me i've just been busy lately

did a little diarrhea

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>>sedates you and destroys neural pathways in the process

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>need a hannah from 13 reasons why gf

need an obese who wears tight clothing so her belly sticks out gf

>>74442424
>watching netflix shows that aren't narcos
for what pvrpose

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>>74442335

@435
>"go back to your breaking bad and explosions and slow-mo leadup scenes you cretin!"

>tell girl I met online and haven't talked to in the longest time that we need to talk
>don't know what to talk about
I'm fucked in the head to be honest
Seriously doubt I'll have a friend or a romantic partner ever again, can't chat at all without having the surging need to puke or take a shit either

>>74442441
shes 17 which is legal and only 3 years younger than me anyway

>>74442452
something to do I guess. my life isn't exactly action packed

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Guess what happened

>16 is illegal in direland
>prostitution is illegal in direland
>abortion is illegal in direland
why do so many brits want to move there again?

>>74442484
nerve gas

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>shes 17 which is legal and only 3 years younger than me anyway

>>74442495
they're not whoring, baby murdering nonces, probably

>>74442484
bog fart?
putin?
isis?

>>74442286
hahaaahahaaha listen to yourself you utter melt. are you looking up these statistics or have you literally memorised them?

*blows up pub*
FIDDLE DEE DEE 'MEMBER THE 16

>>74442484
Poor little monkey drowned in the Amazon and his carcass got munched on by piranhas. RIP bralad ;_;

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>they're not whoring, baby murdering nonces, probably

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The US and Canada used to be the same country. We've been seperate for 241 years.

One might rightfully say that Canada is just another region of English-speaking North America. That doesn't change the fact we have our own flag, our own government, our own currency, and our own Prime Minister.

Frankly, the US seperate do from us. So really, Yanks are just Leafs.

>>74442495
15 is the legal age for boys but for girls its 17 haha
also abortion is allowed if the mothers life is at risk the media just purposely pretends its not
for example an indian woman who was in ireland got pregnant and died from complications and they use her as an example of why it needs to be legal but what they don't say is her doctor misdiagnosed her twice. It was human error not our laws that caused her death

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State of american "culture"

woke up this morning

got blue moon in your eyes

>>74442544
>15 is the legal age for boys but for girls its 17 haha
how did this come about

>>74442545
solution: deport all niggers back to africa, where 35 cents can buy enough food

>>74442566
dunno
probably because nobody believed men could be raped so there was no need for statutory rape laws on men

>2518
*point my pipe at you* hehe. You got me man.

fat people you say? not a fan

fat gf you say? very big fan

>>74442594
Nobody said anything about fat people tho...

*deletes you from the groupchat*

wanked with honey and now my keyboard is all sticky

>>74442539
i don't know anything about history: why did france give up all that land and keep their shitholes in africa

wanked in a jar of honey

can't stop coughing all of a sudden
must be those pesky GMOs

>>74442544
>15 is the legal age for boys but for girls its 17 haha


So who are they supposed to fuck then? Each others? It's alright, but they get to fuck girls sometimes for a change...

>abortion is allowed if the mothers life is at risk

It should be allowed on a demand no matter what the term is. Your laws are fucking stupid and make no sense whatsoever.

>>74442633
shut up cunt

>>74442644
That's history 101. You really don't learn that in Australia?

Napoleon was in 50 different wars or something, and Louisiana is a large, flat, indefensible lowland. The Spanish would've took it. He sold it to the Americans for cold hard cash to fund his wars and avoid a war he would have lost with Spain.

>>74442674
WRONG

>>74442674
>killing babies should be allowed at anytime until they are born naturally
morals of a paki

>>74442452
black mirror and kimmy schmidt are comfy shows to watch with gf

>>74442691
since when did you care about the age of consent

can't stop crying all of a sudden
must be that pesky feel when no gf

ergh, he wants to join the group chat again, what a nonce

*declines the request*

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>>74442674
>legalising the murder of children

>>74442707
I'm Roman Catholic lad

New gimmick, here's the format:

can't stop Xing all of a sudden
must be that pesky Y

>>74442683
the only history i remember learning is 1066
can't remember anything else cause i hated history classes and didn't take it after year 9

>*surreptitiously google kimmy schmidt*

opinion of the puerto rican just fell drastically

the manner in which i navigate my domicile is not unlike that of a monkey

>>74442747
get a load of the goggle eyed black bender, then imagine the type of person that would find it funny

>>74442751
so you swing from the light shades?

*quickly googles surreptitiously*
Ahhhh hmm yes

>>74442674
great post

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Can't decide where to go next, thinking Taiwan atm

*slowly and laboriously bings new zealand*
......and this is........a country?

In an alternate universe, where I wasn't me and you weren't you and the earth spinner upside down, and the skies were green and we all had two willies, I know for sure we'd all still be here posting the exact same crap and wasting our lives. I just feel it.

Blood on the toilet paper again lads

>and the earth spinner* inside down
*spinned

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>>74442755
hmmmmmmmmmm

spun

>>74442747
I said it's comfy to watch with the gf not that it's fucking golden age of tv
love me please

>>74442854
its alri for killing time
theme song just gets more annoying with each watch though

the US election was almost half a year ago

wew

>>74442786
go meet the vietnam leaf, he's just arrived there

>>74442854
you don't always have to actually like what you watch with the gf you know
I do 100% unironically like Black Mirror though

Dr. Jesús: the Mexican version of Dr. Seuss

http://i.4cdn.org/tv/1493970732252.jpg

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>>74442860
I don't know the premise or anything about it but it looks fucking insufferable

I'll give you a chance to redeem yourself though x

74442869
I'll pretend I didn't see that

>>74442880
don't think he likes me

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>>74442882
oh because you're too busy making out to care what you watch right? you'll get bored eventually

Kimmy Schmidt is 9.5/10. Literally my 2nd (maybe even 1st) favourite TV show.

>>74442895
oh, then heem him

>>74442891
it does, and the theme song was made by fucking gregory brothers, but it's not nearly as bad as it looks (though not really good)

Reminder the arctic and Australia used to be joined together

>>74442910
no, because it's only short 20 min long episodes that keep the gf from getting bored when we're eating and there's nothing else to immediately watch

>>74442942
Then God decided Canada and Australia should be as far away as geologically possible.

>>74442943
ugh, that's even worse

>>74442914
tbf I just looked it up and it's created by tina fey which is a good sign, 30 rock was pretty fun despite looking like shit, imagine it's sub-par version of that. seems like something I could watch with the (fantasy) gf

my opinion of you isn't QUITE as high as originally but this wasn't such a significant blow as I first thought

thailad here ama

>>74442985
wuu2

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>>74442767
yes

>>74442983
>my opinion of you isn't QUITE as high as originally but this wasn't such a significant blow as I first thought
thanks anglo ubermensch one day I'll suck you off and you'll love me for real xxo

>>74443002
>>74443002
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>>74443002
i like your style

i recently learned that brits call making out snogging

lol

https://reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/697928/discussion_i_would_not_have_heard_of_netflix/dh4otsb/

>>74443028
And they call blowjobs Schnogging.

>>74443028
snoging just tong kising

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somos bandidos

>>74443028
lmao

making out = geting of (puling in some dialects)

>>74443028
>not calling it tongue tennis

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>Gamergate was an opening skirmish, welcome to the war soldier. You may not have wanted to join the political Right. You may not have wanted to fight for Western Civilization. It doesn't matter what you wanted because the people on the other side hate you just for who you are and they will not leave you alone. Total war has been declared and there is no other choice but to fight, the alternative isn't something you want to think about.

>It is not about Hillary or Trump or petty American politics. It is about the survival of truth and justice and a civil society. If we lose we are going to enter a dark age of actual war and death the likes of which has never been seen on this earth. They aren't just trying to change your history they are trying to change your future as well. Fight!

>>74443029
a few low budget, crowd-sourced video games and tv shows aren't the final reckoning of the SJW crusade.

it's a joke honestly

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indonesia_AirAsia_Flight_8501

>>74443029
there's gonna be a lot of cringing in 5 years when all these rorkes mature

>>74443028
people say shifting here