/brit/

Marine Le Pen is dominating this debate.

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very highly rated by womenfolk

up the arse and out the gob

>>74387071
awesome dude, keep us posted for sure!

Why did caralad give this loser his script to post this uggo?

think i'm turning into a bender lads

started "ironically" taking picture of myself in girly/cute poses and got a bit of a chub on from it

farting repeatedly in bed to try and preserve the warmth of the gf's light and loamy imprint

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>>74387012
*blocks your punch*

>>74387096
they were just talking about brexit

should probably stop drinking

bit of a dumbarse, lads

>>74387081
is this you?

>Colbert was in the middle of a monologue launching various insults at Trump. In the course of this, he said, “The only thing your mouth is good for is being Vladimir Putin’s cock holster.”

>This is a kind of insult that has been used against Trump again and again. From murals of Trump and Putin making out to late night show gags, it’s now pretty popular among democrats to paint the US and Russian presidents as being gay for each other.

Hm, why are liberals so homophobic and bad at political satire?

need a gf who will fart constantly under the bedsheet and then force my head under to turn the bed into her own personal gas chamber

Americans casual approach to sex disgusts me. Imagine when your new gf asks you how many people you've had sex with and you don't even know the number because you had some tinder slag over every weekend for years

It's a slap in the face of God

mario brothers

>>74387025
not a wog in sight

I checked

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any good new gimmicks lads?

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parents were fighting at the dinner table again

just want to disappear

>>74387156
thailad fangirls need to fuck off

mental

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fc6_1493741727

>>74387156
ribena is literally chaotic evil.

>>74387182
who won?

>>74387156
never seen a more reddit /brit/ related image

>>74387173
so a slap in the face of nothing then

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Introverted boy
You are not interesting, boy
You think you're intellectual
But no one's talking to you now

>>74387165
no one cares
fuck off yank

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>>74387210
mum got up and walked off
dads gone to bed

hate it

>>74387224
>D&D is reddit
fuck off

>>74387231
*fedoras you*

>>74387242
t. Northern Yank subspecies

I need to get laid.

>>74387181
working on one where i say "mario brothers" and get a big reaction

>>74387156
can't argue with this

me on a night out

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fce_1493802908

>>74387182
move out?

New soundtrack to my bedtime: Bodies hitting the ground on 9/11

>>74387181
I've got a good runtpost brewing but I'm waiting for my LSD to arrive before finalising it.

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just fucked the homemade fleshlight for the first time in about 2 months, watching some ATK gf vids where the girl begged to be cummed in, it was an EXCELLENT wank

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>>74387081
>all he did was lay on back during the whole booking saying suck my dick tried to get him more involved then left feedback saying i acted disinterested

>>74387071

I'm getting like 80% of it and got that impression.

She got him so riled up he was ignoring the moderators to try and attack her and she was just grinning like a chesire cat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4h3m7B4v6Zc

Is it weird to not like going out and drinking

>>74387081
all he did was lay on back during the whole booking saying suck my dick tried to get him more involved then left feedback saying i acted disinterested

>>74387165
not homophobic at all

>>74387305
really? was it really mate?

fascinating

>>74387100
>script
my posts are all organic you utter wankstain
refrain from posting here again

love a pint

>>74387338
Not at all. HATE pints.

>>74387338
>Is it weird to not like going out
no
>and drinking
that's a bit weird
have a pint

>>74387369
Of course you do.

>>74387369
which one

>>74387386
>>74387369
good posts

>>74387165

I love beating lefties at their own game.

Oxford University released guidelines saying that avoiding eye contact was racism and a microaggression.

Then a couple of days later I saw a news article where Oxford University was apoligising for the poor advice because it discriminatory against those with autism.

It's literally beyond satire.

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>>script
>my posts are all organic you utter wankstain
>refrain from posting here again

>>74387369
how many you had today then mate?

had 5 and one poofy little budwesiser

>>74387081
>male escorts

Should honestly try this. I'm good looking, tall, have a decent sized dick, ripped, high sex drive and have lots of days off work that I could use.

Then again what kind of women are going to be using a male escort? Its easy as fuck for women to get laid so I'd end up with all the mongs. Guess I could just snort a load of coke or take viagra. Coke would be more fun but viagra would be cheaper

>>74387190

cba watching this

>>74387173
Americans disgust me in general

>>74387413
really wish I could get life satisfaction from such minuscule dribbles of pleasure as a Rorke can tbqh

Any pintmen in?

>>74387425
>Budweiser
Jesus even we don't drink that shit.

No rizla lads
Preloaded the rolling machine, will walk to the paki shop, put the rizla in outside and smoke the spliff on the way home

>>74387436
male escorts are for male punters
that pic is of girl prozzies rating a client

>>74387369
>when the barman asks you where all the pints went

>>74387165
Why are rightists such triggered special snowflake cucks who need a safe space?

>>74387493
Pics

>>74387025
>people will shit on british architecture despite views like this being all over the nation
makes me a little mad desu

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>>male escorts

>Should honestly try this. I'm good looking, tall, have a decent sized dick, ripped, high sex drive and have lots of days off work that I could use.

>Then again what kind of women are going to be using a male escort? Its easy as fuck for women to get laid so I'd end up with all the mongs. Guess I could just snort a load of coke or take viagra. Coke would be more fun but viagra would be cheaper

>>74387436
he's not a male escort, he's a customer. it's like ebay feedback between the seller and buyer.

>>74387491
not mine tbf, a mate gave it to me

not going to say no am i haha

@74387469

FONT

>>74387497
"I dunno they were just here a moment ago."

>>74387513
durham cathedral is norman
rooo normans

>cucks

mans on ____ ?

any poofs in the thread? lets make some gay noise!
*hurrahs*

>>74387510
Rolling machine is already loaded

>>74387491
you drink bud light which is way worse lad

>>74387494
>>74387524
Just realised this. Might try it.

Just had a look on Adultwork and all the men are mongy as fuck. Just wouldn't want anyone to find out about it.

I could fuck a tart for 100 quid an hour.

Fancy a trip to south africa

>>74387587
So

>>74387156
>>74387200

wish desustorage was still up. there's a ridiculous amount of posts Ribena made about wanting to commit terrorist attacks, plan uprisings against normies, "take as many down as he can" before killing himself, and asking for advice on phishing

>>74387344
>insult someone by implying they are homosexual
>not homophobic
love how leftists can't even follow their own logic

>>74387577
yeah, you

haha

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got a tenner on juve

>>74387498
Wait.... I thought you liberals invented safe-spaces?

Are they bad now?

Romford.

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>>74387577
NEVER SHOULD OF COME HERE

>>74387623
haha

>>74387491
miller/coors/bud light are worse you fucking faggot

>>74387596

you will get no business at all from women

even facially disfigured women can find husbands

>>74387611
you post a pic and I'll post one on the way home from the shop

>>74387642
>SHOULD OF

I'm a pintman

>>74387616
>>74387498
>>74387632
no one cares
yanks do one

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business idea: if you're from, or reside within, anywhere here, fuck off

>>74387616
the joke is that he isn't homosexual and the joke isn't implying he's homosexual

the joke is that Trump is homophobic, and faces humiliation at having to suck Putin's knob

christ alive some of you /pol/ lot are autistic, can't even break down basic humour

having a cider even though i never drink

little boy = me

dogs = my job

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2b4_1493734314

>>74387709
mexicANO is welcome here

>>74387623
guilty as charged hehe going to sleep now, a very gay sleep, so byeee

>>74387642
why were swords so fucking ugly in this game
looks like a pointy cricket bat

>>74387697
>yanks do one
that would include you though

>>74387724
cider isn't drinking, you're a pseudo-pioneer

i'm a moderate pintist

>>74387728
what a way to go

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>>74387663

>>74387742
you can fuck off too

>>74387313
>a neutral experience
howling like the wolf

>>74387712
I bet no one from /pol/ is actually offended desu

They just love to see liberals squirm when trying to explain how "it's okay to be homophobic sometimes"

Kind of like how liberals squirm whenever a Muslim commits a terrorist attack

>>74387595
I drink no such thing.

who would win

100 peons or 100 peasents

100 ghouls or 100 footmen

100 tauren or 100 knights

warcraft 3 universe

>>74387742
mexicano doesn't contribute to the (you) economy though

doing a ole cider

I operate upon a higher level to the rest of you. There's no point even engaging me, I'm the funky monkey junky, you're a flunky bunky donkey. You're a picture of the devil's daughter. I'm a pitcher of holy water. I'm the meke Maori minstrel
You're the high priestess of tinsel
I'm the guru god of ganja
Ramashalanka lanka

>>74387712
>faces humiliation at having to suck Putin's knob
exactly

this implies that sucking knob is humiliating which is homophobic
if you leftists literally cannot grasp your own logic even when you spell it out you might have actual aspergers

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how old were you lads when you grew out of videogames

me? i was 21

Almost half of the posters here are Irish

#GAEL'D

I'm a scholar of the amber nectar

>>74387826
17

>>74387672
thats the joke
*obliterates you with a single swing of my axe*

Looking back I am SERIOUSLY embarrassed about my appearance on Jezza

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1493833490359.webm

post that vocaroo please

you know the one

someone buy me a pint? i'll buy you two tomorrow

>>74387824
>only gays suck knobs

nope, it's purely a sexual dominance/humiliation thing

how many mother'uckers
too many to count,
mother'uckers

for me it's the mcchicken

>>74387826

15

I brewed a Scottish ale. It's 3.5% abv. Fucking Scots.

>>74387888
3 and it's a deal

just sign here, stating that if the debt is not repaid, you forfeit your soul to me

mcdonald's presents: the mcPint

>>74387891
>two men
>engaging in a sexual act
>not gay
christ alive we're reaching mental gymnastics that shouldn't even be possible

>>74387876

Jeremy Kyle is such a fucking dick

>>74387937
you can literally buy pints at maccies in airports

>>74387940
Sexuality is a spectrum. Everyone's on it!

Except you.

there's nothing gay about bumming a lad unless you make eye conatct

>>74387876
jeremy cucko got btfo in this one

>>74387940
the joke comes from the humiliation of Trump having to do it despite not wanting to

it's a sexual dominance dynamic, not a sexually attractive one

in south america they have double quarter pounders and triple macs

why do you lads pretend to like pints?

we all know brits only drink cider

>>74387983
How would you make eye contact if you're bumming?

is it gay to hold hands with your lads?

>>74387790
bit bent

>>74388022
>>74388028
Naw

>>74388014
Scots apparently drink low abv ales.

>>74388016
you look at each others' eyes

>little whore taking inconsistent amount of time to reply to my messages

Hate these fucking games. Hurry up, bitch. Your on the wrong side of 35 be fucking grateful.

>>74387712

It is most certainly homophobic, in addition to not being a very good joke. Colbert's comments imply that homosexual relations are a shameful punchline.

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i've just realised that i genuinely have absolutely no friends

love pints
love west ham
hate packies
hate the EU

How come you can get these ugly fucking bastards with tons of confidence and super high self esteem that would have no trouble chatting up a 9/10 but you get really good looking people with low self esteem who have terrible confidence?

I know several mongs who are so full of themselves and a couple of people who are really handsome/beautiful who have shit self esteem.

I know a guy at work who is so fucking good looking that he looks like a model but his self esteem is shit and he is so shy with girls. I don't get it. Honestly, is this guy had some confidence he could fuck any girl he wanted.

>>74388055
Ah yes, e-romance

gf asked for a dickpic which is quite uncharacteristic of her

good ways to get (You)s?

>>74387826

im 27 and im pretty sure its happening now or i wouldnt be here to be honest

Gonna get a job so I can fund a drug habit

>>74388109
I've spoken to her more irl. I get nothing via messages

>>74388111
her dad's got her phone and is bantering you

>>74388006
>humiliation
you keep saying it yourself and still not grasping it

you're implying that two men engaging in oral sex is humiliating, that's homophobia

don't care how many hoops and hurdles you jump through with your mental gymnastics, you are implying that sucking knob is humiliating. end of.

Hate Muslims. Hate wogs. Hate Pakis. Hate foreners. Hate special needs lads. Hate the left. NOT racist just don't like them simple as. Love pints

>>74387886

here you are lad

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hlAlUK7fvN

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turn 23 soon

>>74388102

bad imprints in childhood
they imprinted as bottom dogs not top dogs

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all the good looking girls are taken or are not interested. so instead of downgrading to average looking girls i've moved to mentally ill good looking girls. nothing too psychotic though.

good plan eh?

My name's Dennis.
I vote UKIP.
I hate wogs.
I hate pakis.
I hate the EU.
I hate left wing politics.
I LOVE my country, and I LOVE pints.

>>74388177
may have to try this myself

>>74388014
people drink pints of cider too you fucking leaf spastic

>>74388177
How old are you?

>>74388177

I've decided to just be alone and take drugs to numb myself into a stupor

Hate 1 pint. Hate 5 pints. Hate 10 pints. Hate 15 pints. Hate 20 pints. Hate 25 pints. NOT an alcoholic just a pintman, simple as. Love 30 or more pints

>>74388156
>you're implying that two men engaging in oral sex is humiliating, that's homophobia

it's humiliation when one of them doesn't want it, which is why in prison you see rape

I know you enjoy sucking knobs just for the fun of it but not everyone else shares your passion

>>74388014
>country with no drinking culture
>talking shit about one of the best drinking cultures in the world
sod off

Has anyone watched the TV show "Bosch"? Have watched 3 episodes so far and not really hooked

>>74388177
yeah but all women are mentally all though innit

>>74387305
wouldn't mind having sex with this little strumpet

>>74388253
>he doesn't enjoy pint 1-30

and you call yourself a pintman

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hmmm... it seems that /gf2017/ is not going quite as well as i had hoped.

in fact, one may refer to it as a "disaster".

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made £18 earlier rosebudding my arsehole on chaturbate for 3 hours

>>74388253
has the Pintman meme really spread to Australia?

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the haus

>>74388006
>the joke comes from the humiliation of Trump having to do it despite not wanting to
>it's a sexual dominance dynamic, not a sexually attractive one

Hm yes that's a VERY patriarchal conception of human sexuality lad. Performing oral sex is necessarily a humiliating act? Nonconsensual sexual relations can be a premise for a joke? You're just outing yourself as a misogynist on top of being a homophobe now.

>>74388333
what's you username? i've got a few tokens to spare

>>74388259
kek

are you fucking serious? just because you don't know shit outside your little inbred island doesn't mean we don't have a drinking culture

go drink your passionfruit cider you fucking faggot

you lads ever make cauliflower rice? been doing it a lot recently, think i prefer it to normal rice desu

PLEASE READ !!!!!!
I urge you all to read, copy and paste this letter from America:
"I wish one thing for the British people in this upcoming election, I don't care whether you consider yourself conservative, labour, yellow, blue, rich, poor, young, old, for or against the variety of political slogans thrown around. I wish every person eligible to vote, to vote for the NHS. Whatever that takes, whatever other policies you have to grey line on or even disagree with. Vote for the NHS. I tell you from experience that the negotiations that have already happened with United Health and other private bodies are against your best interests. Once the middle men of a fractured health, insurance driven system get in, you will never get them out. Few people are aware in England of how much it hurts to hear your child in pain and instead of whipping them up in your arms and taking them to the nearest hospital, you are on the phone asking a stranger if your policy will cover it. Being admitted to hospital and an over night stay with a single scan costing just over $4,000... and the quote for the treatment you need being 16,000 - that's not including anaesthesiologist fees or any complications arising. Who do you know right now has an extra $400 per person a month for insurance fees (that's low, many pay much more) who then dictate what you can and can't treat and the treatment for it. Who benefit if you die rather than fight, who call new treatments, for cancer especially, 'experimental' and refuse to pay. I have a friend who would not be here right now if it wasn't for a go fund me page, because his insurance didn't deem him fit for the heart surgery he needed, despite the surgeon saying he was. Please , everyone, fight for your NHS, because once it's gone, no one will be fighting for you and you will no longer have a voice. Vote for the NHS, whatever it takes, fight for it."

>>74388275
I just started it a few days ago

I'm about 4-5 episodes in too

>>74388349
seems like a pain in the arse if you need something from the other side of the top floor

>>74388333
PICS

>>74388254
you're a hypocritical mong m8

and apparently despite painfully explaining it to you and having you even use admit the implication is that sucking knob is humiliating, you can't grasp your own logic
as is standard of a leftist, you weave intrepid mental webs that you inevitably trap yourself in

>>74388330
mine's going much better

in fact it's only a major catastrophe

august is the runtest birth month desu

The best gimmicks are those posted only once or twice a day

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>74388254
>it's humiliation when one of them doesn't want it, which is why in prison you see rape

>I know you enjoy sucking knobs just for the fun of it but not everyone else shares your passion

Oh, so the joke was not meant to denigrate gays but only rape victims? Charming. Now I know why Colbert is the hero of the liberal left.

>>74388165

>>74388165

>>74388165

>>74388165

>>74388379
that's why you plan your rooms effectively

>>74388360
you're not even allowed to buy booze in most areas in canadia lad piss off

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>>74388333

made almost £500 sucking cocks for a fiver a time

>>74388409
>Leo
>runtish
nah

thoughts on roasties lads?
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1493841965788.webm

>>74388350
forcing one to perform any sex act not for sexual gratification is one of humiliation, yes

keep flinging your /pol/ buzzwords at me, let's hope one of them sticks eh

>>74388393
surprised you've given up so early, thanks for playing

>>74388360
woooah this country that's only existed for 300 years has such rich drinking culture wooooooow i bet you have breweries that are 60 years old!!!!!!!!

fuck off you little leaf go drink your queerbec budget belgian beer

>girl at work
>like her
>talking with her
>she starts being flirty
>flirt back
>lol don't flirt with me I have a BF

YOU FUCKING CUNT, YOU STARTED IT! I WILL SMASH YOUR FACE INTO A FUCKING PULP!!!

God, I HATE girls that do this.

>>74387826
I'm just more selective with games now. I can't play any old game like I used to. Nier Automata is the only game I've been into this year so far

>>74388360
Brits are just like Yanks, don't bother trying to reason with them.

I'm being serious here guys- If you can get the right connections and find the right people, being a gay escort and sucking businessman cock and taking it up your crack is the best way of making it through Uni

>GREAT pay (Especially if you don't mind some more extravagent demands, for ex: One guy had me dress as a dog and called me rex as he shagged me)
>GREAT hours. You can join one of these companies and tell them when you are available, they don't have many people willing to do this so plenty of flexibility
>EASY work. I have never had to even so much as put my dick in a arse. Only get bummed and suck dick. You don't have to be gay, I'm not. If you feel bad during you can just think of the thousands of pounds you are making from this Turkish guys knobcheese.
>VERY good for contacts: A couple of the businessmen are very well connected, and say that they would happily hook me up if needed.
>MAKES you very popular at Uni. Obviously being rich does that. I just lie and pretend I won the lottery a few years back and still have money left over.

Its amazing. Seriously. I call it SODOMISE- Suck On Dick Often Make Incredible Sums, Excellent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRNqRuyFSXk

never knew gambino went into the dubstep scene

also respek to kayne and drake for reppin' grime

>>74388378
And do you like it? I think it's alright, but not really bingeworthy so far

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>>74388453

>>74388333
£6 an hour is just over the minimum wage for 18-20 year olds

i'll pay you £15 an hour to serve my pints and punch my bollocks for 8 hours a day

>>74388463
>forcing one to perform any sex act not for sexual gratification is one of humiliation, yes

Yes, so we're clear that you resent rape victims as well as homosexuals. Glad that's resolved then.

Why are non whites so eager to self segregate

>>74388501
>girl at work flirts with me
>know it will never go anywhere but play along
>drop it all of a sudden before she does

Stupid whore.

>>74388501
well done on failing the shit test.

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Born as Rotha Beryl Lintorn Orman in Kensington, London, she was among the few girls who showed up at the 1909 Crystal Palace Scout Rally wanting to be Scouts, which led to the foundation of the Girl Guides.

In the First World War, Lintorn-Orman served as a member of the Women's Volunteer Reserve.

In 1918 she became head of the British Red Cross Motor School.

In these early years she developed a strong sense of British nationalism, and became a staunch monarchist.

Following her war service, she placed an advertisement in the right-wing journal The Patriot seeking anti-communists. She felt Labour was too prone to advocating class conflict and internationalism, two of her pet hates.

This led to the foundation of the British Fascisti (later the British Fascists).

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>>74388528
It's ok
The LA shots are good but it's not Luther material

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>>74388462

>>74388560
don't resent them, I'm just stating what the intentions of those that commit rape are when they do it (humiliation, if you having trouble following)

>>74388610
>gif
fuck off

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TO


IT

>>74388444
>>74388471
>making up lies

howling

british drinking culture consists of drinking gay sugary drinks then eating rancid kebabs

fucking off yourself

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>>74388501
>>74388572
>girl at work
>like her
>never ever talk to her

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>>74388429
>force them to take the muzzies in order to keep their foreign aid bennies

>spend months trying to get a female friend of mine to send nudes on snapchat
>she finally does
>immediately no longer interested
>after a week or so try and get her to do it again even though I'm not interested and am not entirely attracted to what she sends

What's wrong with me? Do I just enjoy the power?

>>74388658
you just want approval

>>74388658
i've done this lots of times

it really is just the ego boost and power fetish lad

>>74388607
Bit unrealistic though

Rookie cop woman lives right on the canals in Venice, like any policewoman could afford that irl

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>girl at work
>gets pregnant
>get to touch her tummy

>>74388520
Cracking banter for a poofter. Good for southern lads I imagine

>>74388658
bit gay

>>74388705
She said she started off as a lawyer at her dad's firm then became a cop

>>74388250
this. it's the patrician choice

>country doesn't have proper pubs
>have to go to specific government run shops to buy booze
>the epitome of their alcohol is from frogs (who don't even make good beer in france) making knock off belgian brands
>insults britain because muh chavs muh alcopops
we LITERALLY have breweries older than your country you muppet

and even yanks have better beer culture than you, thats how painfully irrelevant leafistan drinking culture is

>>74388520
rather not get HIV thanks though x

>>74388649
why are you in /brit/?

>>74388757
nothing wrong with alcopops

a girl thought i was "cute" for drinking it

Drinking coffee after brushing your teeth tastes like an after eight

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>>74388724
did you get a stiffy?

>>74388724
that was me in her belly btw

>>74388757
Frogs drink wine

Maritimes drink rum

ROC drinks beer

>>74388757
USA is by default older than any county in Europe.

The foundation of our historical nation (constitution) is older than any European constitution

>>74388757
>getting so upset you refuse to reply to me

mmmm chin up sweetie, at least you can drink your cider and every other brit will feel the same way as you

just know the world is laughing at you

George Zimmerman - Trayvon Martin

Murder or self defence?

>>74388821
no it didn't turn me on at all

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>>74388821
can you not pls?

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*does the yank dance*
yanks in

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walking home from the paki shop

Madeline McCann - Her parents

Murder or self defence?

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>covered in acne in school
>shit family life
>felt like I was never cared about from parents
>don't remember my parents ever telling me that they loved me
>brother got all of the attention
>was a late bloomer
>shot up in height
>became really good looking
>always got told it but never believed it due to being full of self doubt
>acne went away
>still had shitty confidence due to being constantly teased in school
>was with a friend in town one day
>woman approached us in high street
>from modelling agency
>offered me a job as a model
>gave me her card and told me to call her asap
>never did due to shit confidence
>that was 4 years ago
>now working a shit job for shit money that I hate and still have shit confidence in myself

Honestly think I might just start doing benzos every single day as that's the only time I feel good and normal and the only time I get laid.

bird at work started chatting to me about going along to something to do with midwifery
she's proper fat though so I've no idea if she's pregnant or just looking for a change of career
didn't dare congratulate her

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>USA is by default older than any county in Europe.

>The foundation of our historical nation (constitution) is older than any European constitution

>>74388905
it's not that dark

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>>74388884
>when /pol/ says Martin bought ingredients to make a legal high as an argument for self defence

>>74388757
great post

don't forget to mention you can't drink on the street

>>74388905
Stay safe :3

>>74388925
sauce? Someone should tell them about the magna carta, and unwritten constitutions

>>74388905
with all the light pollution it must never get proper dark in europe

>>74388905
Do you live in Canterbury?

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stob :D
stobbid :DD :D

>>74388889
bit gay

>>74388953
>when Reddit thinks having your head pummelled against the concrete floor doesn't warrant self defence

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kek

>>74388983
10 posts above mine

>>74388905
*extracts EXIF data*

*picks up phone* hello police, yes i am at 52.036380N, 0.741694W and heavily armed, i have two hostages and remote-controlled IEDs all over the place. come get me if you dare

>>74389012
ah yes shall just go in the forest and live off bennies

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>masters in engineering from a rustlers
>£23,500
>live in a shit town
>work ~ 50 hours a week
>get up, go to work, go to gym, wank, sleep
>repeat 5x a week
>weekends same as above minus work

ah yes the so called """adulthood"""

LE PEN WILL WIN

Screenshot this!!!!!

>>74389041
Fuck off and die

>>74388925
>>74388983
Okay, I was wrong

>British historian Norman Davies described the document as "the first constitution of its type in Europe"; others have called it the world's second-oldest codified national constitution after the 1787 U.S. Constitution.

Poland has an older constitution than the USA.

>>74389041
>that flag
didn't know we were the cruel lads of 4chan

>>74389088
yeah working life is shit

t. working class forever student

Racists in MY /brit/???

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HELLO WYCOMBE

Shit off u dogs cock

>working class
>student

mmmm... how 'bout no.

I'm so attracted to the main girl in Dear White People I don't even care she has no tits

>>74389180
Is this a typical greeting in Bongistan?

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>>74389176
*puts my neck out*

>>74388939
yes it is
>>74388964
I made it home
>>74388991
I used flash and there's a streetlamp in the middle of the alley but it's still dark at parts
>>74389003
>>74389075
'no'

>>74389225
Ye

>>74389236

listening to free bird as these are being posted, please continue

>>74389225
>yanks

Did the McCans give their daughter to the pedo elite ring?

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>Okay, I was wrong

>>British historian Norman Davies described the document as "the first constitution of its type in Europe"; others have called it the world's second-oldest codified national constitution after the 1787 U.S. Constitution.

>Poland has an older constitution than the USA.

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Point me in the direction of the nearest butchers apron

>>74389313
Manslaughter

>>74389225
is this typical American humour?

drinking passionfruit cider

going on a good ol' british bender tonight lads

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>>74389223

>>74389343
>literally wrote one episode

The show isn't even about "fuck white people". Reckon 90% of the people hating on the show haven't actually watched it

>>74389369
haven't watched it and don't intend to

>>74389369
I heard it's terrible nonetheless

*watches Tim Farron debating an angry brexiter*

Wow, I'm voting Tim

>>74389097
this is /r/shitamericanssay tier material

>>74389369
obviously nobody's watching it lol

*puts aside the rhetoric*

>>74389343
>written by a race traitor
niggers cant even write a show themselves

>>74389399
I watched the first episode just to see what the fuss was about

>>74389407
It's not terrible but it's not amazing. I did watch it all in 2 days though

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>>74389369
nigger

*gets around the table*

>>74389369
I watched the first episode
The first 5 minutes is very racist but then not much after the introduction part

>>74389418
You know about history as much as you do about having sex.

>>74389485
*runs my foot up an down your leg*

>>74389456
what's it about

i'm curious but not curious to expend any effort in finding out

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latest anti-normie psy-ops lads

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Why do they never wear shoes?

They even sometimes wear plastic bottles for shoes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gdw0qs03qs

>>74389526
Well it's not "lol look at white people they stupid oh and they're also racist"

It's more about American campuses and is pretty accurate. From black peoples point of view obviously, which is fair enough. It's fairly level headed to be fair.

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*teleports behind*

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>>74389535
>yfw you thought kek meant lol

>>74389622

*steals your pint*

>>74389535
>ok sign is secret signal for White Power

Did not know that

who even watches tv or netflix etc?

it's cultural poison designed to keep you docile, keep you consuming.

>>74389641
It does, this is just another attempt to besmirch the good friendly people of /pol/

>>74389614
is pretty accurate about what?

lads turns out there's some group project due friday and I haven't done shit and the rest of the group seems to have done most of it. Do I speak up and try and do something or try and ride this out?? Please advise

mad how much the leaf hates cider
did his dad drown in a cider fermentation barrel or something?

>>74389614
>'is more about American campuses and is pretty accurate

Lol....and you would know, how?

This show is written by liberals who went to liberal schools.

>from black peoples point of view

So you be saying they WUZ KANGS?!?