lonesome dove edition
isint cum dead often around these hours?
tfw no gf
NEED a Quebecois gf
I'm gonna try and actually sleep tonight
wish me luck
https://twitter.com/CoreyHour/status/859224606908993536
lol
>tfw you want to join something.
Stop
liking
asian
whores
>>74324767
Yes
looking for a gf(f) but a gf(m) is fine too
>>74324752
in about an hour usually
Dr Steinberg,
I'm Hitler
>>74324776
good night.
>>74324781
what the fuck
alcohol had part in this?
>>74324787
You prefer bald ""lesbian"" whores?
/cum/ is an anime friendly general
girl you just don't realize
what you do to me
>>74324787
This is solid advice.
Oregon and Quebec are tied by fate
tfw no qt nerd gf (FEMALE)
>>74324809
no it isnt
>>74324809
Do NOT trust Asian women
the gf
RIDI PAGLIACCIO
>>74324824
>live in country full of these
>don't have one
is 60k to live in the SF bay area feasible?
the goal
>FeliSHITTY
when you hold me
in your arms so tight
>>74324824
>persona
my friendship has ended with you
>>74324842
sure, as long as you dont plan to live in SF, Palo alto, berkeley, emeryville, or north oakland
>>74324833
>having a feminist gf
enjoy getting pegged
>>74324781
fuuhk you dewd
>>74324853
i though you were aware of my favorite weeb games
you let me know
everythings alright
>>74324848
correct
>>74324850
incorrect
>>FeliSHITTY
>>74324781
>those accents
Ah yes, Californians.
>>74324824
tfw thermal expansion.
>>74324855
betcha she's actually a bottom
You are in fact a faggot and an unamerican loser if you haven't seen or read lonesome dove
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77ZuwtX3B80
/brit/?
more like..
wait for it
waait for it
waaait for it
WAAAAIT FOR IT
MORE LIKE /shit/!
AAAAAAAAHAAAAAHHAAH
I dont have an accent
>>74324882
EXCELLENT post
>>74324781
This is why the 2nd amendment is important
>take public policy class
>surprised the book doesnt push the women get paid 78 cents for every dollar a man ears for the same job and work meme
>explains it's the total earnings and that it has more to do with women choosing to work in lower paying jobs generally
>go to class and professor says that this part of the textbook is false and to disregard it
>doesnt refute it or anything
The absolute state of american education
lt dan
>>74324877
guess she likes pegging in the cowboy posiiton
i like /brit/
far superior to you chicano runts
>>74324824
Get me nerd pussy
>>74324888
you have a lisp
>>74324888
technically everybody has an accent
>friend brags his white gf moved with him
>she literally is a guy wearing a wig and skirt
See title.
Think: Bet it was a black child.
Check thread.
Yup.
Cop is a coward and hopefully justice will be served upon him. I'm not confident in that however.
>>74324895
Emma is pure
>>74324903
grim
>>74324899
come to finland
https://youtu.be/WKTclDADT08
>>74324903
Emm, excuse me?
>>74324901
lies
>>74324903
>>74324904
>Mexico
>Emma is pure
>>74324903
Is this him? >>74324928
>>74324877
of course she is
>>74324929
*lieth
*walks into thread*
*blocks your path*
>>74324945
lewd.
>>74324944
stoppit
>>74324890
Infuriating
*blocks your front*
purest maiden coming through desu
why do waitpeoblll fall for the jewish lies everytime
>>74324945
VAMOOOS A BAILAAAAAAR ALGO QUE ESTA PERRON TODA LA GENTE BRINCA DE EMOCION
>>74324133
Eh? You've never seen a tiny dick before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand…
HERE! BOING!
AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! I-I-It IS just a canlde of muscles and pee , ya know! Does it really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how it goes up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze it too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy…~!
I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my boipussy too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!
S-S-S-So, what do you think? …Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!
>>74324968
that's a /mu/ whore tho
@latvia
Another bird hit my window. It's just sitting on the ground now, immobile and breathing heavily.
Why does this make me feel more sad than the gorillians of syrians getting bombed?
>>74324903
Where the fuck do you live
>>74324968
abhorrent
>>74324757
ktfbrah
>>74324404
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sanitation_of_the_Indus_Valley_Civilisation
>>74324928
>>74324936
no
ill look for some picture of "her"
this is the epitome of mexican avant garde https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkNCeMwVa8A
>>74324986
put something up in your mirror so the birds dont fly into it, like a picture of a goose
>soviet propoganda
@leafistan
This time instead of being the weed I'm going to merely coexist with it
what is there two of them
or is he doing a ruse again
>>74325005
Yeah, I was planning on getting an insect screen tomorrow.
gonna leave this random file here
>>74325005
what if they like geese
>>74325013
He is a newbie i guess.
Bug dong worry, ghe high quality of my posts should be enough to distinguish me.
>>74325018
it look like /pol/ satire to be somewhat honest.
>>74325018
>In this classroom there are no rules
drumpf btfo
>>74325018
wow no one likes indians
we must be too redpilled
>>74325018
Why did they make one for latinos and a separate one for undocumented immigrants.
lets not fool ourselves.
>>74325049
you dont believe me dont you -,-
>>74325043
I have a friend whose name is yatin and he's from that place
>>74325036
you typed /pol/ twice
>>74325062
yes
>>74325040
I mean walls
Damn it
makes you think
>>74325018
>>74324781
>keeps gets his ass beat without being able to land a punch
its so sad
Remember:
Making fun of the disabled is something only assholes do, lets strive to be better.
>>74325062
>>74325084
>not even the cool limited edition fourth of july hat from a few years ago
>>74325079
tfw high-powered assault rifles.
my friend starts a conversation, which we've had before and i remember my lines
DEJA VU
i say the same as before and so does he
haha im the master of matrix now joos
>hey, anon you want a football ;) cookie!? lol
>>74325079
People always forget the first couple of years before ISIS was big and Syria was already shitting itself
>http://globalnews.ca/news/3413087/exclusive-nine-okanagan-orchardists-suspended-from-hiring-mexican-workers-due-to-poor-living-conditions/
The indian farmowners in Okanagan are treating their mexican fruit pickers so terribly that the mexican government is refusing to send them to Canada for 'inhuman living conditions'.
Jesus
>>74325121
don't give a fuck about football cunt
>>74325106
I went into chinatown and got a Jints cap for ~$5
fuck the $25 store prices
>>74325079
good thing he numbered the slides with dots because I don't know how to count
good night cum
>>74325018
>Dear Latino Students, You are not **I can't remember how to do that underline** repists or drug dealers.
I'd quit this shit, I know I'm not a rapist or a drug dealer, there is no need to reaffirm that unless you think you're superior.
>going to bed before midnight
busta, straight busta
>>74325131
>third-worlders act like third worlders
Ahh yes, multiculturalism.
https://my.mixtape.moe/xniqjm.webm
me in the car
>>74325160
night
OOOOOOOH
YOU PICKED THE WRONG THREAD, FOOL
>>74324982
>latgalians
Wut
>>74324986
Give it a coup de grace lad
:(
Oh shit, buds.
Saturday is going to be a good day.
>>74325169
It's past 2am in the timezone with the most relevant states and cities
>>74325185
meme people
just catholic Latvians speaking a dialect of Latvian
>>74325208
uh, no, its 11:22
>>74325167
I do believe you didn't rape or brutally murder anyone today, if that means anything.
>west coast
>relevant
ummm no sweaty
>>74325206
this guys insect like eyes scare me
>>74325212
you finna get exterminated
>>74324986
>Why does this make me feel more sad than the gorillians of syrians getting bombed?
Arabs have done a pretty good job of removing all sympathy from the rest of the world.
>pennsylvania
>having a say in this
sorry boo :*
>>74325010
whoa far out.
It was a simpler time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QX2Lt3eXLcY
>>74325262
chi
eating cold fries at 2 in the morning lads
>>74325278
amische svvine
>>74325270
This triggers me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWfywYittgM&t=31s
>>74325284
breakfast or a late night snack?
cant wait to cull the maple
Evens Trailer Park Boys
Odds Impractical Jokers
>>74325284
Actually it's 11:26
>>74325270
https://www.google.com/search?q=osu+vw+wsu&oq=osu+vw+wsu&aqs=chrome..69i57j0l5.7465j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8#q=wsu+vs+oregon+football+2016
>Oregon
>>74325207
one of 77 people ill hunt you down, you scum
>>74325300
late nite snack
>>74325309
rood
A pick?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqlcRAZfRHc
>>74325321
you started it :^(
[It's almost two-thirty, buds in Canadian]
>>74325334
no i dint
>tfw too dumb to get into Cal
at least we'll always have 'the play'
This is some fantastic weed boys holy shit
>This is some fantastic weed boys holy shit
>>74325331
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4veYug5pFo
>his coach isn't mike leech
>giving money to Californians and in particular the UC system
>>74325350
ok
i sryy
>>74325389
me in the back
Maybe ammo isn't expensive because of theon extra guvment, but because of the billion people who decided to buy guns as an """investment"""
>>74325412
gud
wsu and the meme offense dies this year
how much faster are pressure cookers compared to a normal pot?
>>74325512
normal pots don't have pressure
>>74325509
>he can't handle an air raid offense
>dies this year
>we've been dead inside for years
much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9B8fq-PmaHc
what is the best logo in the pac-12 and why is it pic related?
>>74325474
>>74325527
i know, how much faster does the pressure cooker cook food?
A handshake with Walt Disney
>>74325018
>there are no walls
>piece of paper taped to a wall
What did they mean by this?
>>74325579
thets not apu
>>74325321
>>74325350
>>74325412
>>74325474
>>74325579
excellent posts
>>74325589
at the last oregon game our mascot walked out with a lawn chair and a giant loaf of bread to feed puddles the duck
>>74325618
then what happened?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkbKjtuNJhQ
>>74325616
>>74325617
hello what goings on here
>>74325616
the
t s
et
>>74325646
then what happened?
ducks got destroyed
http://tv.varsity.com/article/50458-uca-uda-college-mascot-results-2017#.WQgrWfnyuUk
>his mascot wasn't even in the top 10
>>74325660
hale seezer
>tv.varsity.com
>>74325689
howde fegit
>>74325709
they are the only place that covered the results of the championship.
it was an actual national competition, not just a dumb poll the site put together
>>74325729
dun sheut
>>74325729
thes y mexco mi besd frend
>his college didn't have a horrible mascot reboot that was immediately rejected
lmao@ur life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-C4_aHq7gUg
>>74325769
>tfw went from typical redskin to overused animal #8792359782394289342879243897023408972349082340243098
>>74325769
>his college doesn't have the best marching band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0hJvyqWgsI
I actually met some people from the marching band at oregon and they were all terrible and terrible people
There's no need to start lying
do girls like guys with baginas
>>74325867
>be from Missouri
>get wet
>>74325929
no
>>74325909
who's lying?
>>74325930
yes? there was one guy who was actually cool from there though everyone else was bad
Me
you can only choose one
>>74326013
>>74326043
at least i didnt post spongebob
gayboy
>>74326013
i choose the bullet
do you guys think marching band is cool?
Just ate an enchilada platter and now I'm going to eat a Baconator.
>>74326134
nothing is cool
>no motivation to do anything anymore
am I going to die soon, cum?
>>74326153
RIP eddie guerrero
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfzpWE2n8ZY
>>74326160
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtymPhgJLZs
I'm starting the Baconator now.
>mfw there are guys here so insecure in their masculinity that they cant admit they're a Swifty
>mfw there are guys itt so insecure in their sexuality that they cant admit they like poo girls
>>74326301
dat mustache tho
>>74326257
how is
>>74326283
yay
tay tay
>>74326332
Baconey
>>74326257
>>74326332
Almost forgot I had a left over burger from lunch today
Thanks fellas
>mfw there are guys here so insecure in their masculinity that they cant admit they're a eddhead
>tfw the only Canadian
Would any men of good taste be willing to contribute to my thread?
>>>/s/17458295
>>>/s/17458295
>>>/s/17458295
Finished the Baconator. Now for a can of Lo-Carb Monster.
>>74326479
wrong
>>74326366
I'm eating jelly beans, citing sources for an essay, and watching old tv episodes so I don't feel lonely
>>74326531
>>74326551
wow lots of washingtons in this thread
thurston is my friend :)
Hey so first there is this shooting that is racially motivated and some white people get shot. Now its all like some black people getting shot. in San Diego.
>>74326532
>he also downloaded the image I posted earlier
You on the bottom
>>74326484
i've only got pictures of white girls
>>74326564
excuse me sir, I like friends too
>>74326613
why limit yourself my man?
>>74326618
i've never thought about it i just save what i like
>>74326576
*Burps*
Now for the next can.
i want aj to bully me
>>74326735
hot
bet she could beat the shit out of me
>>74326733
I had a DewSA mountain dew earlier
OK, now I'm going to play some Stellaris, then I will listen to some Half in the Bag (or Best of the Worst, haven't decided yet) while I watch Uchouten Kazoku. Then I will go to sleep.
>>74326770
i need to fake cancer, lie about my age and get make-a-wish to get her to put me in a sleeper hold and end it
*crawls into bed*
/quebec/
dumb pony poster
>>74326975
>Global Rule: 15. All pony/brony threads, images, Flashes, and avatars belong on /mlp/.
You like to live dangerously I see
dumb bacon strip
janny expunge the brony
>>74327029
>janny
>on /int/
>>74327296
me
caught in the vicious cycle
did the janny do his job?
he takes it very seriously
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZP37k831y9U
business idea: don't show up to any class tomorrow
So the media in switzerland is basicly saying that only a minority of the general populace in the US back Trump and his policies.
I would like to hear what /cum/ thinks.
>>74328505
I like him. I'm not terribly political.
>>74328505
this is true from what my american friends tell me
>>74328548
>>74328556
I see, thanks lads.
>>74328505
Completely split 50/50.
>>74321727
40 years later....
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1490985801105.webm
>>74327643
>you now remember that creepy claymation Rudolph movie they used to show reruns of every night during Christmas
>tfw most states have a higher GDP than the majority of countries
http://www.usdebtclock.org/state-debt-clocks/state-of-alabama-debt-clock.html
>>74330056
Alabama is about the size of a country in Europe desu
>>74330129
>massachusets is one of the smallest states
>about the size of netherlands maybe
>still has GDP 200 billions times that of Ireland
Explain potato nigger
>>74330129
America best country, bro
Ak jel!
>>74330273
Massachusetts is the best state just because of how many smart people over there.
>>74330349
if it's because of smart people, then New York and California, must have more smart people than all of Russia combined, for each one.
>>74330273
Go read a book on your country's history if you're so interested /pol/tard
>>74330503
I know the history behind massachusets idiot. but that doesn't change it's size. i only used it because you said Alabama was the size of a country.
*dips hand in maple syrup*
*touches your face and clothes*
cum lol
>>74331341
Hehehe
fucking retards
This is fucking ridiculous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axU0HFwtKRw
>Pride's gonna be the death of you and you and me
>>74331976
xxx is THE best track on damn
Not a big fan of the "pepe listening to music" pic
not a big fan of things
>>74332172
"Pride" is unfortunately the only song I liked on the album
>>74331341
best poster in /cum/
>>74332245
cannot respect that opinion
>>74332310
I just want another GKMC
*posts*
*immediately become the best poster in the thread*
>>74332643
rong
lol I preordered it again
http://www.strawpoll.me/12877970/
Question for 20 year olds of /cum/: do you associate your childhood more closely with stuff of 2000-2006 like PS2, Avatar TLA, Gorillaz, Discman, Malcolm in the middle, Cyberchase, Tamagotchi, Recess, Osmosis Jones, original Ben 10, and Kim Possible?
Or 2006-2009 stuff like Hannah Montana, PS3, The Dark knight, Justin Bieber, Wall-E, Twilight, Chowder, Marvelous misadventures of Flapjack, Adventure Time, and Silly bandz?
feeling bad today
got called a transphobe at Hy-Vee buds
Mornin' /cum/bums
The cat hasn't came back in two days
>>74333843
rip
The house feels so empty lads
>>74333843
my grandmother found her cat after it was missing for like 5 days
>lads
hey mexico
STOP
>>74334182
cute kitty
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Fuck off foreign cunts
Is Turkey here? Did the lad get his green card?
gud morning /cum/-san
>>74334763
*stabs you*
>>74334763
Gud morning cana-chan, you missed me? Qt
>>74334945
*shoots you*
>>74334975
s-stupid baka danmark, i-its n-not like i like you or anything!
weaboos...
leaves...
put them together, what do you get? double shit!
Who a /badass/ here waking up at 10am?
>>74335411
degenerate
It's freezing outside.
>Tfw too dumb to have a comfy inside job
>>74335411
pls dont take my lunch money
>>74335488
The fuck? I'm way up north in the country and it's over 60 degrees here.
>>74335522
Mid 20's with the wind here
>>74335488
what's your job buddy
>>74335411
I have created a new one
>>74335811
id also like to announce that I was the 69th poster in this thread
>>74333843
Put it's litterbox outside, it helps them track their way back home.